Once upon a time, a boy named Sam,
studied law, the little lamb.
Until one night when Dean showed up,
convincing Sam, “Come help me look!”
Daddy John, on a hunting trip,
“Ain’t been home in days,” Dean told Sam quick.
Sam knew his Dad was hunting things
that bump in the night; have fangs or wings.
So Sam told Jess (his smurf-teed bae)
he’d “...go with Dean an’be back Monday.”-- !?!
Poor Jess; poor Sam; poor soldier Dean...
Stanford University: just a Boy-Sam’s dream.