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Stranger Danger (but not really a stranger and definitely not dangerous)

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Childhood Friend Hoseok

HYUNGWON!

You had class today right 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah, why?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Have you made any friends?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyung

School started a week ago

It’s not enough time to befriend people

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

:(

How about your roommate? Don’t you have one?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I don’t live in the school dorms

My brother’s helping me rent an apartment for now so I’m on my own atm

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Man I wish I could live with you :( but sadly enough I already have 2 roommates

But!

How about I introduce you to people? I know plenty!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Idk hyung you were talking to a real sketchy person at Starbucks the other day when I bumped into you

Not sure if I can trust you with my social life when yours is worrisome

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

The guy looked sad though!

I had to try and make him feel better

Plus

I'm pretty sure I recognized him from Senior Year of high school

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyung

The guy looked Sketchy with a capital S

He was covered in black from head to toe, had his hood up and wore shades and a mask

We couldn't see his face AT ALL yet you went in for a hug

If I hadn't intervened the guy could've stolen your wallet or something

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

His voice was sorta familiar though

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm sorry to say this but stop being so trusting with strangers

It'll fuck you over one day

 

Childhood Friend Hoseom

>:( 

You've changed

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lol not even

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Whatever 

Since you've insulted me, you are now obligated to join my dance club

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Dance club?

The university has that?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Of course

You still like dancing, right? 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah definitely

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Great!

Also, I'm adding you to my group chat so you can get to know my closest friends 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh fuck

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Childhood Friend Hoseok has added you to Meet Our New Friend!

 

Unknown #1

Oh no

Holy fuck it's happening again 

 

Unknown #2

Godammit hyung not this shit again

It's like you're asking to get murdered at this point 

 

Unknown #3

We've gone through this conversation so many times yet you still don't listen

I say we confiscate this hyung's outside privilages or something

Maybe that'll stop him from befriending creeps and giving them our numbers without permission

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh come on guys don't be rude to me in front of my friend

I added him to the chat because he's new to the area and has yet to befriend anybody :(

I don't want him to succumb to depression all because his social life was nonexistent

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You've given my future this much thought already?

Wow I'm honored

How sweet of you Hoseok-hyung

 

Unknown #1

Hyung we've been over this a thousand times literally what is so hard to comprehend about 'don't trust strangers on first sight' and 'DON'T GIVE OUT OUR NUMBERS TO COMPLETE STRANGERS' 

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL HYUNG

 

Unknown #3

Can't wait for Ki to force Nunu-hyung into tying Hoseok on chair just so we could have a repeat of last year's safety based intervention 

 

Unknown #2

At this point I expect hyung to have a kink for getting scolded or something cuz he just brings this onto himself

 

Unknown #1

Nah

Hyung definitely likes getting manhandled

I mean have you seen the way he just submits whenever Hyunwoo-hyung so much as pulls him along

 

Unknown #3

Lmao that's just plain fear

Hyung knows Nunu is no pushover and will punish anybody who wastes his time

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

The way you guys talk about this 'Ki' and 'Nunu' people makes me think they're bigger and more intimidating than Hoseok

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Nunu is as big as me just taller and softer, but Ki is small as hell

I swear he's almost half my size yet he can still scare us

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why are you scared of Ki you coward he’s half your size!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'M NOT SCARED DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD 

 

Unknown #2 

You do that all on your own hyung 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

OOHHHH SHIIIT

Who's doing the exposing here omg

 

Unknown #1

I swore to the law I would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

 

Unknown #2

Amen

 

Unknown #1

ANYWAY BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

HYUNG!

Do you really want a repeat of last year? Like wtf dude 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

...

No

 

Unknown #1

THEN ACT LIKE IT AND STOP TRYING TO ASSOCIATE US WITH STRANGERS THAT COULD POSSIBLY STEAL OUR KIDNEYS WHILE WE SLEEP

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's...scarily specific

 

Unknown #1

That's because it almost happened 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Excuse me what

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Don't be dramatic Joohoney

All the guy wanted was our used underwear to sell online

 

Unknown #2

That literally doesn't make it sound any better

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Excuse me WHAT?!?!

You mean to tell me that hyung goes around befriending sketchy people ALL THE FUCKING TIME?!

 

Unknown #2

Yes

 

Unknown #1

It's sad how he he blindly trusts people no matter how suspicious they are 

 

Unknown #3

I won't be surprised if hyung ends up getting his bank account hacked I mean the dude will probably give away his info if somebody asks for it nice enough

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh come on I'm not that stupid

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I sure hope not

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

>:( 

Have some faith in me

 

Unknown #2

STORY TIME

Don't interrupt me

I asked Hoseok-hyung for 10 dollars once so I could buy myself a gourmet meal from McDonalds right

But he gave me a 100 dollar bill cuz he didn't have change or whatever 

So I went to get change for it, used up about 12 dollars in total, and held onto the leftover money to see how long it would take hyung to ask me for it

It was a social expirement of sorts 

I waited 3 days AND NOT ONCE HAD HE MENTIONED THE DAMN MONEY

Like wtf hyung

That's 80 some bucks

Why wouldn't you ask for it back

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

But I trust you Kkukkungie!

You're my cute little maknae 

You'd never steal from me

 

Unknown #2

That's not the point hyung!

Be less nice sometimes

Seriously, what would happen if we weren't around you all the time

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh I can answer that

 

Unknown #2

...wdym

 

Unknown #1

Hyung did you go out without us and get in trouble?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No! Why do you assume the worst

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Because that's definitely what almost happened that day I bumped into you

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You damned beanpole DON'T ADD FUEL TO THE FLAME!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Give a good reason I shouldn't open my mouth

 

Unknown #2

EXPOSE HIM STRANGER!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

They want the tea Hoseok

I can't keep it from spilling any longer

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

And here I was trying to be nice to you

I'M DONE WITH THIS NICE PERSONA

YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR IMMA SNAP YOUR SKINNY ASS IN HALF NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

 

Unknown #1

O.O

Oh damn

Hyung snapped

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lmao I don't care

Anyway let's ignore the drama queen

So I bumped into him at Starbucks a few days ago and he was talking to a real suspicious looking guy

Hyung hugged him and I saw the guy try to stuff his hands in hyung's pockets and that was real out of the ordinary so I went up to them and the guy panicked when I asked him what he was trying to do

He ended up running away before Hoseok could process the situation

 

Unknown #3

OHMYGOD

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I was hoping Minhyuk had forgotten we were online :/

 

Unknown #3

Shut up 

And I can't believe I'm saying this but I think it's time to put hyung on a leash

 

Unknown #2

Oh!

We can buy him one of those cute backpacks with a leash

You know which ones I'm talking about right??

The ones with animal themes that are meant for toddlers

 

Unknown #1

We can get him a bunny one!

Hyung are you reading this

We're gonna buy you a cute bunny themed backpack with a leash!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sorry what was that?

I didn't bother to read all the slander you threw my way since I've heard it all before

 

Unknown #3

Ki will be back from grocery shopping with Nunu soon

He's gonna be all up your ass for trying to make us befriend a sociopath again

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You don't even know my name so why are you making assumptions about me

 

Unknown #1

Sorry about that

Hoseok-hyung gave us trust issues 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That's a rude thing to say Honey

 

Unknown #1

It's as true as it can get 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

And to think you were my favorite

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I don't blame Honey though

Now I have the sudden need to never leave you alone unless I want complete strangers to have my contact info

 

Unknown #3

So basically what's happening to us right at this moment

Now tell us what you're really here for

Money? Pics of us sleeping so you can sell them to creeps online?

Please do tell

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Idk if people have told you this before but you're an extremely unpleasant person and because of that, I won't answer any of your questions

So suffer in silence I guess

 

Unknown #3

Wtf

I'm not an unpleasant person 

 

Unknown #2

I mean...

 

Unknown #3

Have something to say maknae??

HMMMMM

 

Unknown #2

Yeah I do

Sometimes you're too much hyung

Most days it feels like you're suffocating us

 

Unknown #3

With love!

 

Unknown #1

You give us more love than we can handle 

Seriosuly, tone down the love spreading a little, hyung

 

Unknown #3

I'll NEVER tone down the love spreading so shut up

Can't you see what this stranger is doing?!

He's trying to break this family apart! His plan has already gone into motion!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lol no I'm not

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yeah, no he's not

Trust me

I know this guy

He's a real friend

A worthy addition to the family

 

Unknown #2

Not to be an asshole but I'm not trusting you with the whole 'they're a real friend, trust me on this'

You said that about the girl from the famous halloween party of 2017 and she ended up stealing both my phone and my switch which I had bought with MY OWN MONEY that I earned from COUNTLESS TRAUMATIZING GRAVEYARD SHIFTS

I'm still holding it against you

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I bought you both things brand new so what's with all the complaining

 

Unknown #2

Omg you just don't get it

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm low-key getting worried for you Hoseok-hyung

 

Unknown #4

Lee Hoseok what the actual fuck

 

Unknown #1

Oh no

He's here 

 

Unknown #5

Well hello there stranger

Nice to meet you

And thank you for stopping another stranger from stealing Hoseok's identity

 

Unknown #4

Hoseok you better not come home or istg I'll smack you so hard you wish you were heartless enough to hit me back

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Fuck

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

LMAO text me if you're still alive

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Quick! Tell me your address!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh?? What's that? Pfffft. You're breaki-ppfffffttt- breaking up! Sorry hyung I'll call you back later okay? Bye!

 

Unknown #2

Lol I actually like this stranger 

Can we keep him?

 

Unknown #4

No!

 

Unknown #2

Oh geez I was just asking a question

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Childhood Friend Hoseok

They don't believe you're my childhood friend

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Dude

The people you called 'friends' turned out to be creeps or thieves

I don't blame them at all

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Send me a pic of us!

An old one so they'll believe me

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh come on

Don't be a dick

Help a friend out

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I see you've shown your true colors

Now this is the Hoseok I left behind all those years ago

Anyway, don't you have a shit ton of pictures of us together?

I remember you always had a disposable camera because you wanted to capture all the memories you made

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Well yeah but all those pics are at my mom’s house so I can't get them until I visit

And I had a few on my Google account but I can't remember the password so I can’t log in :(

Btw Wonnie, it's barely been 2 years since we last saw each other 

Hasn't been that long really

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Correction:

It's been about 2 years since we lost contact thanks to my damn Android not backing up my contacts

It's been close to 4 years since we actually saw each other face to face

I left halfway through Junior year, remember

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

How can I forget

It was an awful time

I didn't think you'd want to come to a place like this after what happened

Which btw, what are you doing here in Seoul?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okay I'll try to summarize it real quick

So I left to live with my grandparents for a while and helped out at the farm, finished high school over there, started uni, then my grandma convinced me to go back out into the world because she didn’t want me to waste my youth isolated or something 

But she didn't want me to go back to my home town because of what happened

Everyone would've recognized me easily enough because apparently I haven’t changed that much

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You haven’t 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Thanks

So I ended up moving to Seoul because my brother lives here

He said he'd help me out with anything I needed so long as I lived close enough so here I am 3 bus stops away from his apartment

And that's what you missed on GLEE

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I've never seen that show so don't make any refrences 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I never watched it either lol

You got beefy hyung

I just really wanted to point it out because I never had the chance to

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That’s a real quick change in topic

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah I don’t want to talk think about my life anymore

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Understood

Thanks for the compliment btw

I started building muscle because my cousin adopted this big ass dog that I wasn't able to carry due to my lack of strength

I made it my life goal to lift her up in the air the way she deserves

I honestly think I can do it the way I am now but she’s taking a trip with my cousin so I can’t visit :(

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Awe that's adorable

I'm glad you have a soft heart now

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Wdym 'now'

I've always had a soft heart 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Fake news 

You were kind of a dick up until I left

That's why I was super confused when you were hugging that stranger

It was way too much of a nice gesture

I mean you refused to hug your own sister on her birthday that one time because she hadn't paid back the 15 bucks you'd lent her

That wad a dick move btw

I'm never letting you live it down

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Okay first of all I made it up to her thank you very much

And she's let it go already, so you should too

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lol not gonna happen

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

And second of all you didn’t even know the stranger was an actual stranger 

It could’ve been a family member or something

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Dude

I saw him physically tense when you pulled him in

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

MOVING PAST THIS

What did you think of my friends?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah I don’t feel safe with that aggressive one

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Which one

They're all aggressive to some extent 

Well except for Hyunwoo 

He’s all nice and soft and great to cuddle with

His cuddles are legendary

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I meant the one who apparently suffocates everyone with love

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh you mean Minhyuk

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah him

And I take it Hyunwoo was the only one nice to me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yeah he’s the one who thanked you for no real reason

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Saving your identity from being stolen*

 

Childhood Friend hoseok

NEXT

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okay so there was the guy you called Kkukkungie and Joohoney

And then the one who threatened you which I’m assuming was Ki 

Is that all?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Pretty much yeah

Their real names are Changkyun, Jooheon, and Kihyun in that order

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Great thanks

I just saved their contacts

Now onto business

What did Ki do to you

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Lmao nothing

I never went home because I’m kinda scared of what he’ll do

I’ve been walking the streets since this morning

I even stopped sharing my location in fear that they’d track me down and force me home

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyung wtf it’s dark outside already

Go home before you miss the last bus

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No way

Let me go to your place

We can have a sleep over!

Come on it’ll be fun

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ugh fine but only because I don’t want you to get murdered out in the streets or something

I’ll send you my location 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

FUCK YEAH

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

BUT!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok  

Ugh I was hoping there wasn’t a catch

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Don't be dramatic, it’s just a small favor

Don’t tell your friends anything about me

I don’t know if I can trust them with my personal life

If I end up befriending them, then I’ll tell them all there is to know

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sounds good

I hope you’ll open up to them someday

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Eh

[Sharing Location]

Hurry up I’m about to make some bomb ass shrimp with ramen

Can you buy drinks on your way here please

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Hell yeah! I’ll be there in like 20 minutes

Btw you should probably change your pic on here if you don’t want them to know what you look like

I'm pretty sure they'll save your contact soon

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh shit you’re right

Thanks

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Anytime

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Meet Our New Friend!

Smol Threatening Ki

Hoseok-hyung you asshole why have you been ignoring me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Because you're mean and scary and the last time I pissed you off you almost broke my dick with your stupid shoe

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Well maybe if you hadn't stretched out my favorite shirt I wouldn't have gotten mad

 

Kkukkungie

I don't wanna side against you Kihyun-hyung but you get mad way too easily

I think you may have unresolved anger issues

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Changkyun shut up

This is a conversation between Hoseok and I

 

Rudeass Bitch

If you really wanted us out of the convo then you would've messaged Hoseok privately, you fake

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Did you not read my messages?

He's been ignoring me since I found out about the stranger

I thought maybe if I messaged the gc he'd answer since the stranger is here too

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

He's my childhood friend, not a stranger

 

Rudeass Bitch

We all collectively agreed that you're lying again and the extra number in this chat is a legit stranger danger

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh my fucking god

Your intense trust issues will drive me away someday

Can't stand being surrounded by so many Mr. Struggles

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Please tell me you learned that from Cody Ko and not the actual girls otherwise I'm ending this sleepover

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Wait what

HOSEOK YOU'RE STAYING AT A COMPLETE STRANGER'S HOUSE?!?!

Oh my god HE COULD BE DANGEROUS

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I definitely got it from Cody Ko

And KI HE'S MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND FFS LET ME BREATHE

 

Smol Threatening Ki

NO HE'S NOT

YOU'RE LYING AGAIN

 

Rudeass Bitch

If he's your childhood friend, then where's the proof

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I know you'd love to know me, but I don't want to give you the satisfaction of actually knowing me so I'm leaving you to die of curiosity

 

Rudeass Bitch

Damn that attitude is really getting on my nerves 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You say that as if I should care

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Minhyukie I think you're coming off a little bit too strong on the new guy

Try being polite

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

HA

Man dow, rudeass bitch

 

Rudeass Bitch

But Nunuuu 

He's suspicious and we have to crack him open somehow

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

O_O

That sounds scary

 

Rudeass Bitch

What if he murders Hoseok and we don't find out until days later when it's all over the news but we can't even avenge Hoseok's death because we don't know anything about this stranger so we can't help the police on the investigation!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

If that does happen then we'll learn from Hoseok's mistakes, give him a proper burial, then move on with life the way we're supposed to 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Hyunwoo :(

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Everyone shut up 

Hoseok come home 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No

 

Rudeass Bitch

Oh shit

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Excuse me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

It's a weekend and I've reunited with my childhood friend so I'm gonna spend the night with him and reconnect and have a good time in general

If you have any complaints, then take them elsewhere because I don't wanna hear them

Goodnight sir, and don't bother texting me because I'm turning off my notifications for the next 24 hours

 

Rudeass Bitch

OH DAMN HE WENT OFF

 

Smol Threatening Ki

...

Wtf

 

Joohoney

Hey guys, Kyun and I just got home 

What did we miss

 

Rudeass Bitch

Scroll up it was hilarious

You don't wanna miss it

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why did you barely get home 

It's almost midnight

You missed dinner with me too

 

Joohoney

Sorry hyung the professor assigned a project today so Kyun and I were working on it with some other friends

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Did you guys eat? I have leftovers I can drop off

 

Joohoney

Nah don't worry about us we ate fast food earlier

 

Kkukkungie 

THIS GUY DON'T GIVE NO SHITS OMG

HE STRAIGHT UP TOLD MINHYUK TO FUCK OFF

 

Rudeass Bitch

NO HE DIDN'T

AND WHY ARE YOU FOCUSING ON THAT WHEN HOSEOK WENT OFF ON KIHYUN

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It was subtly implied Min

I think

 

Kkukkungie

Rather not poke fun at Kihyun

You've seen his wrath

Don't wanna suffer through that ever again

 

Rudeass Bitch

Weak bitch

Nunu-hyung was the only one I could trust in this family and now he's gone into the dark side THANKS TO THE STRANGER OUT TO RUIN OUR LIVES

POST UP STRANGER I'M READY TO FIGHT

I KNOW TAEKWANDO BITCH I'LL MESS YOU UP 

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Min, you stopped showing up to your Taekwando classes 1 week after they began because you couldn't handle it

What makes you think you'll be able to beat this guy

 

Joohoney

LMAO HYUNG

WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING HIM

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

 

Kkukkungie 

Damn I can't believe Minhyuk is finally being treated the way he's treated us throughout our friendship :,) 

 

Smol Threatening Ki

About time he gets a taste of his own medicine 

 

Rudeass Bitch

:(((( Kiiiiiii

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Anyway, I'm going to bed

I have work tomorrow morning so night losers

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Night Kihyun

 

Joohoney

Night hyung

 

Kkukkungie

Night hyung

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Goodnight stranger who has issues but decides to ignore them

Must be nice to be oblivious to all of life's problems

Can't relate

 

Joohoney

Damn stranger that's...something

Btw what's your name

I'm going to save your contact because all these numbers are ugly 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Save me as 'Hoseok's Childhood Friend'

 

Rudeass Bitch

YOU'RE NOT HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Do you have issues too, rude bitch?

 

Rudeass Bitch

I have a name you ass

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lol I know

But 'rude bitch' has a nice ring to it

And it fits you so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Do you already have our contacts saved?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yep

 

Kkukkungie

Ooohhhh what's my name 

 

Joohoney

I wanna know mine too!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Not telling you~

Goodnight flock of strangers

Don't ruffle your feathers more than they already are

 

Kkukkungie

This guy is so funny omg 😂😂 

 

Rudeass Bitch

Shut up Kyunie

 

Kkukkungie

Go to sleep already rude bitch

 

Rudeass Bitch

>:(

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Cuddle Master Nunu

Hey

Are you awake?

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Well well well

If it isn't the cuddle master Hoseok keeps rambling about

Here to offer your legendary services?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Lol what

No

I agree that I give legendary cuddles but that's not why I'm messaging you

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Alright then so why are we here

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Did Minhyuk offend you by any chance?

I know he can be a little rude sometimes but that's part of his personality and there's no way to stop it

Trust me, Kihyun and I have tried to get him to be nicer but it's almost as if he blocks out our voices whenever we bring it up

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

I haven’t know him that long but I can already tell it sounds like him

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It's frustrating but there's nothing we can do

Are you okay with his bratty personality or do I have to try and talk to him?

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Save your breath, beefcake, your words will go ignored anyway

It's fine, honestly

I've met worst people

Minhyuk is a cupcake compared to others

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Beefcake?

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Yeah

Hoseok's been showing me pictures of you guys so I can get familiar

You're a hunk

...in a totally platonic way of course...

...

Why aren't you treating me like the others

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Nice subject change

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Thanks, I know

Smoothest shit ever

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

And to answer your question, being rude won't change anything

Also, not once have you talked like the weird strangers Hoseok has given our numbers to

I honestly believe you and Hoseok are friends 

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Hmmm

Well you're correct

So I'll give you a little something Min-bitch has wanted ever since I was added to the chat

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

What's that

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Validation

Small Hoseok

Here's a pic of Hoseok before he hit puberty

I took it when we were sent grocery shopping alone for the first time ever

Hoseok&Mom

Here's him and his mom

I took this on the day of her birthday

Hoseok called me over early in the morning so him and I could make her breakfast in bed

We accidentally ruined one of her pans, but replaced it like a month later and she never found out about it

And here's an extra little something

HW&WH

This is from freshman year of highschool

We thought we were fashionable but clearly we weren't

Those shades are almost as ugly as my hat ewe

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Oh wow

Those pictures

Hoseok's so small

It's so weird to see him so small

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

IKR

I almost didn't recognize him when I bumped into him at Starbucks

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why'd you share those pictures with me

I mean why trust me 

For all you know, this could've been Minhyuk messaging you through my phone to see if he could get you to reveal yourself

Which you just did

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

Hoseok has been reading this conversation over my shoulder because he's a little snitch

Hyungwonho selfir

He says hi btw

He said Min-bitch can't impersonate people to save his life and that it would've been obvious if he had tried passing as you

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Hoseok really is smarter than what we give him credit for

Alright now that I know you're good I'm off to bed

Nice talking to you, Hoseok's childhood friend 

Can you tell me your name? 

 

Hoseok's Friend (?)

It's Chae Hyungwon

Night Hyunwoo-hyung

See you soon

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah

Wait what?

See me soon??

 

Cutie Chae

Sleep tight beefcake ;)

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Meet Our New Friend!

Rudeass Bitch

Alright fucker where did you hide Hoseok's body

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

What do you mean, twink bitch?

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'M NOT A TWINK

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh please I saw pictures of you

You radiate twink energy

 

Rudeass Bitch

TAKE THAT BACK

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No

 

Rudeass Bitch

DO IT

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why should I

It's not like you can do anything about it

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You can't peer pressure me into doing something I don't want to do

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'm doing no such thing stop making it sound worse than it actually is

IF ANYTHING, I'm the victim here

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm not doing anything wrong

 

Rudeass Bitch

You're making me a villain

  

Chae Hyungwonnie!

'I'm doing no such thing'

 

Rudeass Bitch

THIS IS CYBER BULLYING

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Now you're just being over-dramatic

Btw, Hoseok has revealed all your weaknesses

I practically know you inside out

I can take you down easily

 

Rudeass Bitch

Gasp

He didn't

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh but he did

😇

Cucumbers

 

Rudeass Bitch

HYUNG YOU ASS I'M GONNA END YOU WHEN YOU COME HOME

If this bitch didn't already

Where is he?!

Why hasn't hyung been answering?!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Relax dude Hoseok's fine

His notifications are still off

Now we're just chilling in bed watching morning cartoons

Want me to send you a pic of him so you can calm down?

 

Rudeass Bitch

Yes I want a pic!

And add your ugly face so I can report you to the police

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okie Dokie

 

Rudeass Bitch

Wait really?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Bed selfie

LOL SIKE

AS IF I'D SHOW YOU MY FACE AFTER TELLING ME YOU'D REPORT ME TO THE POLICE

 

Rudeass Bitch

YOU ASSHOLE I THOUGHT I'D WON

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG

Okay we're gonna go out and get breakfast now so byeeee

 

Rudeass Bitch

YOU COWARD COME BACK AND SHOW ME YOUR FACE

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

[You request has been denied. Don't bother trying again.]

 

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Meet Our New Friend!

Kkukkungie

I love it when Minhyuk-hyung gets worked up

It's such an amazing experience

 

Joohoney

Lowkey feel bad for him

What if someday he gets so mad he just drops dead

 

Kkukkungie

Then we won't have to worry about the blackmail he gathered against us

 

Joohoney

Oh shit you right you right

Stranger, keep doing what you're doing

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'm not dead yet and the blackmail is alive and thriving so you better slow your horses before I kick you off

 

Kkukkungie

Dammit

I was hoping you wouldn't answer while I'm online

 

Rudeass Bitch

Fuck off Kyun I'm a delight to talk to

 

Kkukkungie

Not really but okay

 

Rudeass Bitch

>:(

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Morning everyone

 

Rudeass Bitch

Nunu!!

Let's have breakfast together! 

 

Joohoney

Can we join?

Our fridge is empty so we have nothing to eat

 

Rudeass Bitch

No

Go back to living your broke college life

 

Joohoney

Hyung 😦

 

Rudeass Bitch

Shush Jooheon I'm trying to be mad at you

 

Kkukkungie

Oh great you've made him sad 😡 

Now I have to smother him in cuddles and smooches to make him feel better

 

Rudeass Bitch

Noooo 

I'm sorry Honey 😥 

Don't be sad

 

Joohoney

It's too late now hyung

The damage is done

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'll be at your dorm in a bit I just need to pick up Minhyuk and then go to the store to buy a few things to make breakfast

Minhyuk start getting ready

 

Rudeass Bitch

Okayyy

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyunwoo is too good at being a boyfriend

Perfect boi

8/10 would recommend

 

Joohoney

Why 8/10?

Shouldn't he get 10/10 if he's a perfect boi

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Nah from what I saw he sometimes dresses like a fuckboi and that's a big -2 points

 

Kkukkungie

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks hyung's fashion is a big nono sometimes

 

Rudeass Bitch

Leave Nunu alone

He's too pure for your hatred

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You stripped him of his purity with your personality but go off ig

 

Rudeass Bitch

HOW DARE YOU

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I thought Minhyuk was the problem here but it looks like you can't control yourself from picking on him either, huh, childhood friend of Hoseok's

 

Joohoney

Wow that's a mouthful

Maybe if we could call you something easier

Say like...your name?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ha

Funny

I'm not telling you my name

 

Joohoney

Damn :/

 

Kkukkungie

It's okay hyung you tried your best and that's what matters

 

Rudeass Bitch

This stranger got lucky Honey

If you would've asked him irl, he would have told you!

Nobody can resist that cute face of yours

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I can't even argue because you're totally right

Btw totally off topic but why did nobody tell me how much you spoiled Hoseok?

He's too high class for me to handle now I swear

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

What do you mean?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I had to buy us breakfast this morning because hyung wasted all the cash he had on him yesterday night

And after breakfast we were just walking around and stuff then he asked me to buy him bobba tea

And I told him no

Pouty Baby

And now he's like this

He won't stop staring at the bobba shop

Like bitch we’re already drinking our cheap drinks, why do we have to add an expensive one to the mix

 

Kkukkungie

Yeah take that question to Kihyun and Hyunwoo

Jooheon and I are too broke to pamper him and Minhyuk's too stingy with his money

 

Rudeass Bitch

I WORK MY ASS OFF TO PAY FOR MY DAMN TUITION I DESERVE TO USE ALL MY EXTRA MONEY ON MYSELF

 

Kkukkungie

So that leaves Kihyun and Hyunwoo to spoil Hoseok

Whatever you say hyung 😕

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

This is the last time I’m taking him out EVER 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Awe don’t be like that :(

I’m great company and you’ll regret kicking me out of your life sooner or later

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

If kicking you out lets my wallet be fat then so be it

It’s a risk I’m willing to take 

 

Joohoney

Morning Hoseok-hyung

It’s been a while

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Morning Honey

And it hasn’t been that long you drama queen

 

Rudeass Bitch

Nunu’s waiting for me outside!

We’ll be at your dorms soon boys!

Won’t be texting cuz manners ya know

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I thought you didn’t have any considering the way you treat harmless strangers AND your friends

 

Rudeass Bitch

Shut up

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Rude

 

Kkukkungie

Man we gotta clean up before they get here

But I don’t wanna

But I have to

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Why are you worried about cleaning when Kihyun isn’t even stopping by today

 

Joohoney

We still have to do it hyung

I don’t like living in a pigsty 24/7

I can only survive in the mess for like a week at most

 

Kkukkungie

Okay we have responsibilities to take care of so text ya later

Enjoy your day guys! Including you, stranger

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Awe Kkukkungie

You warm my heart ❤

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Meet Our New Friend!

Smol Threatening Ki

Wait so you mean to tell me Hoseok wasn’t pampered before we met him?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hello there Ki

 

Joohoney

Hey hyung 

How was work

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Annoying but what’s new

 

Joohoney

Sucks

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Where do you work?

 

Smol Threatening Ki

I dont know you, remember? So I’m not telling you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Sigh

Whatever

Btw no, hyung wasn’t pampered

Maybe when we were kids 

He always had lots of new toys and stuff, but as soon as he hit 17 his mom made him work for the things he wanted

But now he’s in college, without a job, yet he still wants everything

 

Joohoney

Lmao what are you talking about

Hoseok-hyung has a job

I saw him there once when I stopped by to give Hyunwoo something he forgot at my dorm

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

What?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Honey

Shut up

 

Joohoney

Oh shit

I forgot Kihyun-hyung doesn’t know

My bad everybody

Please ignore that

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Delete the messages before Kihyun reads them!!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

TOO LATE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A JOB?!?!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Man why am I getting scolded so much the week hasn’t even ended yet

 

Smol Threatening Ki

BECAUSE YOU’RE A MESS

You didn’t tell us you had a job

Hyunwoo and I waste money on you because you’re broke and we don’t want you to die

Why would you keep this from us??

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Kihyun

Hyunwoo was the one to get me the job 

I mean we work together ffs

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Hoseok shut up

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I’m not going down alone Hyunwoo I’m taking you with me whether you like it or not

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ooh lala~

So Hyunwoo has a bad side huh

Telling his dearest friend to shut his mouth

Ngl that’s kinda hot

...

In a totally platonic way of course

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I’m in the middle of a crisis dude

Calm yourself

 

Cuddle master Nunu

In my defense Ki, Hoseok wanted a job because he needed to help out with his sister’s school expenses since his mom doesn’t earn enough to pay it off herself

He only keeps like 60 bucks from every paycheck and sends the rest to his mom

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Oh

You should have started with that

I totally understand you helping out your mom Hoseok-hyung

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Thank you for saving me Hyunwoo 😭😭

And I'm sorry for exposing you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

While we're on the topic of saving lives, how good would Hyunwoo be as a lifeguard?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I worked as one about 2 years back during summer vacation

It was really tiring

So many people who didn't know how to swim would keep getting into the deep end of the pool

 

Joohoney 

That's because they wanted you to 'save them'

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why the quotations

 

Joohoney

Because they didn’t need saving

People who don't know how to swim won't risk their life just to feel up the hot lifeguard 

I'm pretty sure all those people you 'saved' just wanted to get close and personal to you and the only way they could do it was by 'drowning'

 

Rudeass Bitch

Can you blame them? Nunu's hot

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Nobody asked you

 

Rudeass Bitch

W O W I finally answer and THIS is how you greet me??

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yes now be quiet

Hyunwoo?

Do you happen to have any pictures of your time in duty?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

He was a lifeguard stop being weird about it

Kihyun's gonna think you're a creepy pervert

 

Rudeass Bitch

Not to be on this guy's side or anything but I want some pictures too

Hyung hadn't told me where he worked so I couldn't see him in all his half naked glory :(

 

Joohoney

That's because you probably would have unintentionally gotten him fired

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

^^

 

Rudeass Bitch

I SO WOULD HAVE NOT

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Shall I remind you of the time you got Changkyun fired from his job at that one coffee shop

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Or the time you visit Jooheon when he was working at the daycare and he ended up going home with you, unemployed

 

Smol Threatening Ki

How about the time when I was working at a pizzeria, then the next day I wasn't

 

Rudeass Bitch

You guys can stop typing now

 

Joohoney

No wait I have a few stories of my own

I'll even interrupt Changkyun's Overwatch time to get him to expose you too

 

Rudeass Bitch

I SAID I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why am I not surprised he's the reason you guys lost so many jobs?

 

Joohoney

Hey you're adapting to us

That's dope

 

Rudeass Bitch

...so no pictures?

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Ffs Minhyuk stop thirsting over Hyunwoo-hyung

 

Rudeass Bitch

Fucking make me

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Fine

 

Rudeass Bitch

Ki?

Holydjsuendjsjbdw

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

What's going on over there

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Who cares

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I don't think I need to say this but anybody who dares give out pictures of me half naked will get cut off from my care 😊

 

Joohoney

I'd never betray you hyung 

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Thank you honey

This is why you're my favorite

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

What would Minhyuk say if he was here?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

'Rude'

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You really have adapted to this friendship :') 

This is so touching

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm not so sure it's a good thing

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

It isn't

°•°•°•°•°

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Not to sound desperate or anything but are you sure you can't share a few pics

Nobody has to know that you sent them to me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Ummmmmm

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You can trust me, hyung~~

I promise I won't expose you

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sorry buddy no can do

I need Hyunwoo's financial stability so I have to obey his conditions

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh come on there's nothing wrong with breaking a few laws every once in a while

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I can get thrown in jail for breaking laws

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

If you get caught

Which you won't

Because it'll be our little secret

Never to see the light of day again

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You really change once you get thirsty for someone huh

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm not thirsty!

I'm just curious

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh please I'm your best friend I know when you're thirsty for someone

Hyunwoo is that someone right now

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

He's a good looking guy, I just want to appreciate his godly body

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

If you want to get him half naked, then take him to a waterpark or something

He'll definitely take off his shirt

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's...not a bad idea

I'll let you invite us out thanks

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Okay sure

I'll ask him since you're too much of a coward to do it yourself 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE YET TO BE A CONFIDENT GAY

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Totally haven't noticed 😂😂

°•°•°•°•°

Cuddle Master Nunu

So I heard you wanted to invite me to a waterpark just so you could oogle me shirtless

 

Cutie Chae

Who tf snitched on me

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Who else

 

Cutie Chae

That little shit

Let's see who shelters him the next time he's too scared to go home

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Don't take it out on him

 

Cutie Chae

Not keeping any promises

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Lol okay

I'd love to go to a waterpark though

 

Cutie Chae

Really??

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah 

It's been a while since I've been able to swim or soak in the sun

And I also need a break from parenting adults who act like kids

 

Cutie Chae

They're that difficult huh

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Ki and I have found grays on each other Hyungwon

It's that bad

 

Cutie Chae

Well damn

Okay then let's go this weekend

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

No let's go on Thursday of next week

 

Cutie Chae

Why so far away 

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I know everyone's schedules

The kids have classes, Kihyun works in the morning and Minhyuk works all day, so it'll be you me and Seok only

 

Cutie Chae

Good idea!

Now that that's settled

You sure you don't have any pics??

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You'll see me next week 😂

 

Cutie Chae

Technically I'll see you tomorrow

Since I'm finally joining the dance club

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

That's good

See you tomorrow then Hyungwonnie

Sleep tight 😊

 

Cutie Chae

Pika Pika

H-Hyungwonnie

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Meet Our New Friend

Chae Hyungwonnie!

So I was supposed to join the dance club today right

And Hoseok told me 'let's go to school early so I can show you around the building and stuff'

So I was all like 'alright, sounds neat' ya know

So he took me on a tour before club activities started

 

Joohoney

Is there a point to this story?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yes so please refrain from cutting me off again or I'll throw a tantrum

 

Joohoney

Sorry

Carry on

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Thank you

Anyway

After the tour, we get to the studio that our team uses on a daily (apparently)

And I saw god upon entering

Sexy nunu

Like wtf??? How can someone be this sexy?? I'm not even gonna pretend it doesn't affect me

 

Kkukkungie

Lmao why are people always so thirsty for Hyunwoo-hyung

Seriously is anybody safe from his charms?

 

Rudeass Bitch

So you're at the arts building huh 👀

I'm heading straight over there as soon as my class ends!

I'll finally see that untrustable face of yours

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

He has a face that mothers love

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah

And he's cute too

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

😳

 

Rudeass Bitch

Nunu-hyung?

 

Joohoney

Omg I haven't heard hyung call someone cute since like 2017

 

Rudeass Bitch

Why would you call him cute?!?!

You shouldn't side with the enemy!

He can't be trusted

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'm stating facts

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

When we were in high school I idolized [Redacted] for a short amount of time because that’s when his frog face started to look less like a frog and more like a prince

But his handsomeness was forgotten every time he'd open that big yap of his

Chae Hyungwonnie!

(Ignoring the rude ending message)

It's nice to know people have a good time by just looking at my face

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That confidence sure is something else 😕

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'M ON MY WAY TO THE ARTS BUILDING

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

We left like an hour ago lmao

Did you really think I'd tell you where I am the exact moment I'm there?

Give me some credit

I'm a master at avoiding people

 

Rudeass Bitch

WTF!!!!

 

Joohoney

Wow Minhyuk-hyung got played again

 

Kkukkungie

As I've said before, I really enjoy seeing him become boo boo the fool

 

Rudeass Bitch

You're all assholes

 

Joohoney

 

Kkukkungie

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Well at least Hyunwoo-hyung met the guy

 

Rudeass Bitch

Ki, aren't you supposed to be in class?

 

Smol Threatening Ki

The professor had an emergency so she left early and now I'm free for the rest of the day

 

Rudeass Bitch

Great! Let's meet!

I'm near the dance building

 

Smol Threatening Ki

omw

 

Kkukkungie

Hyung

Can you stop at a store and buy us ice cream??

 

Smol Threatening Ki

No

 

Joohoney

Hyuuuuuung please

Hyunwoo-hyung didn't bring us any when he came over

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Because you two don't know how to make it last

If I would have taken ice cream you would've finished it all in one day instead of eating proper meals

And then Kihyun would have found out and given me hell for it

 

Joohoney

Ice cream is meant to be eaten!!

 

Kkukkungie

Yeah!

Especially with your bros!!

 

 Chae Hyungwonnie!

I second that

 

Kkukkungie

Seriously who is this guy? 

He keeps getting on my good side!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You're too easy to win over

 

Kkukkungie

And you're too rude to me

 

Smol Threatening Ki

True

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

We should have an ice cream date sometime!

 

Joohoney

We so should!

 

Rudeass Bitch

Jooheon no! He's the enemy 

 

Joohoney

And you're dramatic damn

Chill hyung

 

Rudeass Bitch

Wow

Betrayed

Why are you making dates with everyone, huh, stranger? Is this part of your plan?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm going to meet and befriend everyone in this chat and you'll have to deal with the knowledge that everyone knows who I am except for you

 

Rudeass Bitch

That's cruel

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's life for ya

Anyway we just arrived at the place we're gonna eat lunch at so byeeee

 

Joohoney

Byeeee

 

Kkukkungie

Have fun

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Changkyun leave the door unlocked we're 20 minutes away

 

Kkukkungie

FUCK YEAH WE'RE EATING ICE CREAM

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Cuddle Master Nunu

It was really nice meeting you today

 

Cutie Chae

It definitely was

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You're really handsome, you know?

Pictures don't do you justice 

 

Cutie Chae

Well to be fair I sent an old picture of myself

It's been years since then

My photo game has gotten way better

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Oh yeah

Didn't even think of that

 

Cutie Chae

Want me to send you recent selfies?

But you'll have to send some back

Equal exchange you know?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Hmmm

Alright then

Send me a goodnight selfie?

 

Cutie Chae

Wow you're bold

Hold on a minute I have to take a good one

Hyungwom

Enjoy~

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It took you 11 minutes to take a pic

 

Cutie Chae

It took you 4 to respond

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Sorry

I was blinded by your good looks

And innocence

How can you look so innocent?

It's messing with my head

 

Cutie Chae

It's my charm

Anyway it's getting late so I guess this is goodnight

See you next class!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah goodnight

 

Cutie Chae

...

Hello?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You just said goodnight

 

Cutie Chae

I'm waiting for your selfie

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Oh yeah

Hold on

Shownu

 

Cutie Chae

😊 thank you and goodnight

(You're so adorable wtf my poor delicate heart)

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

☺️

Sleep well Hyungwonnie

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Childhood Friend Hoseok

Morning!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

DON'T TALK TO ME FOR 2 AND A HALF DAYS YOU FUCKER

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Wtf??

Why? 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why?! You completely emptied out my wallet yesterday!!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Wow

This is the thanks I get for expanding your social circle?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No, this is what you get for emptying my wallet

Did you not read my message?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You're a petty petty beanpole

Double the petty 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You forgot to add a letter to one of those words

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No I didn’t 

 

Chae a Hyungwonnie!

Yeah you did

Pretty and Petty

That’s me!

Not Petty and Petty

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'm rolling my eyes at you right now I hope you know

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I can feel it from here

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Good

Anyway we don't have class today but do you want to go to the dance studio?

Hyunwoo has been working on a choreo for like a month already and he wants to teach it to me

You can tag along and learn it with me

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Is it only going to be us 3?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

If we go early yeah

The studio doesn't get full until after 2

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'll think about it

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Well you better say yes because I'm already in the elevator of your building

You're gonna hear me knock in about 5 minutes

Or more

Or less

Idk really

Time isn't my thing

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Dude I haven't even gotten out of bed to pee yet what makes you think I’ll get up and get ready for a day out

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You have no other choice

I told Hyunwoo you’re coming already

There's only 2 things Hyunwoo hates in this world

An empty stomach, and being late

You don't want him to get snappy now do you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Dammit

I left the door unlocked

I'm gonna shower real quick so just walk in

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That’s my boy! Don’t take long

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Meet Our New Friend!

Childhood Friend Hoseok

THIS BITCH GOT SCOLDED BY HYUNWOO AND KIHYUN AND HE ALMOST CRIED

 

Rudeass Bitch

WHO?!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

HOSEOK YOU ASS I TOLD YOU NOT TO SNITCH

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Sorry I'm just really paasionate about eating

 

Smol Threatening Ki

And I'm passionate about making twigs like you eat

 

Rudeass Bitch

WAIT

KI

YOU MET THIS GUY?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Yep

 

Joohoney

Oh no 😯 

He encountered them at full parent mode

At the same time!!!

Are you okay stranger??

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I almost cried what do you think

 

Rudeass Bitch

Lmao weak

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Shall I expose you Min?

 

Rudeass Bitch

O_O

Please don't

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Then don't make fun of him

 

Rudeass Bitch

😞 sorry Ki

 

Smol Threatening Ki

It's okay

 

Joohoney

Are you gonna tell us what happened or are you gonna leave us all confused

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

OKAY SO WE WERE AT THE DANCE STUDIO RIGHT BECAUSE HYUNWOO AGREED TO TEACH US A CHOREO HE'S BEEN WORKING ON 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

ShUt Up THEY'RE GONNA THINK LOW OF ME

 

Rudeass Bitch

We already do

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Don't act as if you're better than me

 

Rudeass Bitch

Oh but I am

 

Joohoney

No you're not now shut up and let Hoseok continue his story

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

AND THEN KIHYUN GOT HERE BECAUSE HE PREPARED BREAKFAST FOR US (bless your soul Ki I love you)

Okay I'll stop with the all caps

Anyway, so Kihyun arrived and he saw my friend and just fucking froze in his spot

This isn’t relevant to the story btw I just wanted to point out that Ki saw a face so good looking he was brought to silence

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You can't judge me 

Dude was handsome af

Needed a few minutes to process his good looks

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Ikr

 

Rudeass Bitch

>:(

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Awe guys I'm flattered 😊

Please keep the comments coming

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

STOP INTERRUPTING ME DAMMIT

 

Joohoney

YEAH

YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE STORY

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Thanks honey :)

Anyway

After processing his good looks, Ki looked at my beanpole friend up and down disapprovingly and immediately made us set up the food even though we weren't done warming up

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Okay I'm gonna cut this short

Hoseok stop typing

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

😡

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Beanpole ate like 2 spoonfuls of his porportioned meal and so I told him he should eat at least half of it

Then Beanpole said he'd just give what was left to Hoseok since he wasn't going to eat any more and Hyunwoo scolded him for just blindly giving the food away instead of saving it for later in the day

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

And so they both took turns scolding him and Beanpole got overwhelmed I guess

Next thing I know there was a steady stream of tears down his face so I went over to calm him down

 

Rudeass Bitch

YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THEIR SCOLDINGS

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

SHUT UP I'M SENSITIVE

I HAVEN'T BEEN SCOLDED LIKE THIS SINCE I MOVED HERE AND THEN THEY FUCKING ATTACKED ME OUT OF NOWHERE AT THE SAME TIME

IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD OKAY

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Minhyuk, don't act as if you don't burst out crying whenever Hyunwoo kicks you out of his apartment

 

Rudeass Bitch

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULD DO THAT WHEN HE KNOWS IT BREAKS MY HEART EVERY DAMN TIME

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Min, you become a problem sometimes

I mean you always steal my food and force me to play stressfull games like Uno and Poker

And when there's a problem, it's only common sense to get rid of it

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

OUCH 

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Okay guys we're gonna go back to practice

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I can't believe you called for a break just to expose me like this

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sorry not sorry

Now get off your phone 

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Kkukkungie

I just woke up from my nap guys what's up

 

Joohoney

You're half an hour late Kyun

Just scroll up

 

Kkukkungie

DAMMIT!

I missed the good stuff

 

Joohoney

Lmao yeah you did

 

Kkukkungie 

Wake me up next time bro 😞

 

Joohoney

Sorry bro

You were too cute and I didn't want to wake you up

 

Kkukkungie

Bro ❤

 

Joohoney

Bro ❤

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Childhood Friend Hoseok

Hey

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyung it's only been 10 minutes since I got on the bus home

Did you miss me that much 😏

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sorry Wonnie

I just wanted to check if you were okay

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Of course I am

Why wouldn't I be?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You literally broke down crying and it took you half an hour to calm down

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oh

That’s what you meant

Shouldn't we talk about this face to face?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

It's easier for my heart to do it through text

Also I didn't have the confidence to ask until now

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm fine hyung, I promise

And thanks for not actually telling the gc I was full on sobbing

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sorry for joking about it

I wanted to distract you and I thought talking to the chat would help

But are you seriously okay? You had us really worried

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm okay

Honestly

You were right

I was overwhelmed and started crying

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Overwhelmed over what?

You don't have to tell me about it if it makes you uncomfortable

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

It's fine

And I honestly don't know what caused it because so many things were going through my mind at the moment

Kihyun and Hyunwoo were fretting over me and it reminded me of my grandparents and brother and how they were like that with me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Why are you using past tense

Are they not like that anymore?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

They’re not

At least not as much as before

I always tell them I'm fine just to get them to stop worrying

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Don't lie to them like that Wonnie

You can trust them if something’s wrong, you know? They’ve proved it

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I know but I have to lie to them, hyung

My brother's about to get married in 4 months, my grandpa has a lot to deal with considering he has a whole farm to take care of with only 2 helpers, and my grandma worries too much if I so much as skip 1 meal

I don't want to be more of a problem to them than I've already been for the past few years

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You aren't a problem Hyungwon

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's not what my parents told me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Your parents are homophobic assholes and the shit they said to you was wrong on so many levels

You're not a problem for liking the opposite sex, you're not a failure because of it, and your sexuality definitely doesn’t bother us 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah

Yeah I know

Kihyun and Hyunwoo looked really concerned over my health and it felt nice to know they care about me even though they don't know me that well

It’s just so fucked up that people I barely met treated me better than my parents who fucking raised me all my life

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

It is fucked up, but at least now you don’t have to hide who you are just for their sake, right?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah I guess you’re right

I’m slowly coming to terms with it

I’ll be okay with not having their approval someday

Not today, but I’m working on it

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I’m proud of you Wonnie

You know, Hyunwoo and Kihyun are practically our ‘other parents’ because of how soft they are for us

They know how to take care of us when we need it and they’ll do it with no hesitation

You're one of us now so get ready to be spoiled with love 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ugh I hope they're not so open about it like Minhyuk

 

Childhood Friendship Hoseok

Minhyuk is the only annoying one who shows love 24/7 so you'll be fine

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Thank the heavens

...

Hyung?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yes Hyungwonnie?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Thanks

For everything

You were there for me since we were kids

We’ve done so much together and you accepted me when I came out too

I'm glad to have you in my life again

I love you hyung

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

What the fuck Wonnie!!

I'm crying thanks to your sweet words

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah me too

A mom and her daughter are sitting next to me on the bus and the little girl saw my tears so she gave me a moonpie

She said 'Moonpies make me happy and I hope they make you happy too'

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That's so cute what the hell

I want someone to give me snacks too

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Not gonna happen

You don't have my luck

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'm stopping at a store and buying myself ice cream

I don’t need no cute kids giving me candy

...

I'm so glad I didnt have to walk home with Kihyun otherwise I would've faced his parental ways if he saw me crying out of nowhere

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lmao you got lucky

Also um

I know it's kinda late for me to ask but

Will anybody in the group chat think bad about me for being gay?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Don't worry about that

You're safe with us

Do you really think I'd be friends with people who discriminate

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Of course not

Anyway I have to go

My stop is coming up

Let's hang out tomorrow hyung!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yeah sure I'll go over in the afternoon 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Can’t wait!

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Cuddle Master Nunu

Do you have a job?

 

Cutie Chae

Well hello there Hyunwoo-hyung

How was my day?

Very good thank you for asking

And yours?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why are you having a conversation with yourself

 

Cutie Chae

I'm showing you how to start a conversation

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

But I already know how you’re doing

I saw you like 3 hours ago so those questions don't really hold any meaning

 

Cutie Chae

A lot can happen in 3 hours

Don’t underestimate the power of time

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

What happened in the 3 hours we've been apart

 

Cutie Chae

Well

Nothing actually

But still

It's common knowledge to start a conversation with a greeting

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Will it please you if I start again

 

Cutie Chae

Yes it would actually

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Hey Hyungwon

Do you have a job?

 

Cutie Chae

You don't beat around the bush do you

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

There's no reason to

So do you?

 

Cutie Chae

Nope

Why are you asking

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Well I noticed you have a lot of free time

Like a lot

Tons of it

How do you rent an apartment when you have no job?

 

Cutie Chae

Okay wow you didn't have to attack me like that

And to answer your question, I have an older brother who lives nearby and he pays the rent, and the allowance my grandparents send me is used to pay the bills and stuff

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

That sounds so much better than what I originally thought

 

Cutie Chae

What did you think I did

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I thought you were leading a secret life of crime or something

 

Cutie Chae

I don't think I'm fit for a life of crime 😂😂

And if I did lead one, I wouldn’t be living in a one bedroom apartment

I’d be living in a huge mansion with the greatest farm ever made in the backyard

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah that makes sense

 

Cutie Chae

So now that I've answered you, answer me this

Where do you and Hoseok work?

He still hasn't said

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

We work as waiters at some fancy restaurant in Gangnam but we usually get the night shifts because we have morning classes

 

Cutie Chae

Oohhhh

Is the food good there

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I’d like to believe it is

Want to go sometime? Try it out firsthand

 

Cutie Chae

Hell yeah

You gonna take me?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Of course

What kind of man would I be if I didn't

 

Cutie Chae

A shitty one

 

Cudle Master Nunu

True

So it's a date

I'll see when it’s a good day to take you

 

Cutie Chae

I

I need a second oh my god

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You okay?

 

Cutie Chae

Yeah I just

I need to properly freak out about you asking me out on a date

Holy fuck you asked me out on a date

Wgat the fcuk

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

So is that a yes?

 

Cutie Chae

OF COURSE IT'S A YES

Now if you'll excuse me I have to freak out in peace

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Cute 😂

Take all the time you need, I'll be here waiting

°•°•°•°•°

 Chae Hyungwonnie!

Tell me everything there is to know about Son Hyunwoo

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Welp

There goes my sleep

Why are you asking about him so late at night

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okay first of all, it's barely 11, it's not that late

And second of all, I may have developed a slight crush on Hyunwoo and now I want to get to know him but I'm too overwhelmed right now and don't know how I'll act if I do text him

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh 

OH

My god

DUDE ITS BARELY BEEN A MONTH SINCE YOU MET HIM

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

But he's so nice and calls me cute and he invited me out on a date already

HE'S A KEEPER HOSEOK I COULDN'T HELP FALLING FOR HIS CHARMS

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Wait a minute he asked you out on a date?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

HOLY SHIT HE LIKES YOU TOO

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah I kinda guessed

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No I don't think you know how ground-breaking this is

Hyunwoo isn't usually interested in people enough to start a relationship 

He's always rejecting people's advances but if he's the one taking the initiative then it's a whole different story

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm feeling better about this 

Can you tell me more about him?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yeah no

I'll leave the 'get to know me' talk to Hyunwoo himself so just ask him

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

But I'm shyyyy

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

No you're not

Now get your head out of the gutter and go ask him

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

>:( you're a rude little muscle bunny aren't you

Have your friends ever seen pictures of you before you got all attractive and whatever

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Lol no

That'd be embarrassing

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Really now

>:) time for revenge

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

HYUNGWON NO

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

HYUNGWON YES

Lmao jk

I don’t want them know I'm actually your childhood friend

Not yet, at least

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Wtf

Why not

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

It's fun messing with the trust they have for you

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

And Minhyuk is supposed to be the rude one?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Obviously

Bye now

Enjoy your night in, you old grandpa 

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Childhood Friend Hoseok

SO!!!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

So

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

We’re going to the waterpark tomorrow 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Indeed we are

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Does that mean we can we spend the night at your place?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oh come ooonnnn

Please 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Don’t be so mean Hyungwonnie

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why do you have to come to my place

Why not Hyunwoo's

Isn’t his place bigger than mine

I literally only have 1 bed, how are the 3 of us gonna fit on it

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Everyone knows where Hyunwoo lives AND they know the code

And Minhyuk is always stopping by unexpectedly

If we stay there, who knows who could walk in

But your place is off the radar so we don't have to worry about being bothered

And we can all sleep on the living room floor together

Come on it'll be fun!!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I don't know hyung

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Did I forget to mention that Hyunwoo sleeps shirtless?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Eye emoji turned real

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

So that's what catches your attention huh

Are you really a creepy pervert Hyungwon-ah?

Kihyun will be so ashamed when he finds out 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'm not a creepy pervert!

Hyunwoo's just really attractive and I want to appreciate his beauty firsthand

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

That's the worst excuse ever 

Just say you're thirsty and go 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I live in oblivion

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You indirectly admitted to your sins

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No I didn't

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yes you did

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You're being really annoying

I'm revoking your sleepover membership card

It was nice while it lasted

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

WAIT NO I'M SORRY

I SWEAR I'LL STOP

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Feels good to hold power

 

Childhood Friend  H oseok

I never expected you to turn into a dictator

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Shut up and come over already

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

YES!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Are you bringing Hyunwoo with you or should I text him

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'll bring him with me

See you in a bit

And make sure to prepare yourself

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

What for

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You're gonna see Hyunwoo shirtless today

We also work out before bed

Tonight is no exception

Make sure to control your drooling

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Don't underestimate me bitch

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Cuddle Master Nunu

Um

Hey Hyungwon 

Hyungwon

Hyungwonnie

Can you answer me please

It’s an emergency

 

Cutie Chae

Hyung I left 6 minutes ago to buy us the shaved ice you wanted

Why are you texting me

Did you miss me that much or do you just want a different flavor?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Don't freak out but did Hoseok follow you by any chance?

 

Cutie Chae

What?

No

Why

What happened

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I said to not freak out!

And I don't want to say that I lost him buuuuuuut

 

Cutie Chae

Oh my fucking god

You lost Hoseok?!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It wasn't my fault okay!

I saw him playing in the pool so I closed my eyes and bathed in the sun cuz I love bathing in the sun it makes me feel nice

But then I noticed it was way too quiet so I opened my eyes but he was no longer in the pool!

And he wasn’t anywhere near so I just assumed he followed you but I wanted to make sure

So I texted you

And I guess this proves that he’s lost

 

Cutie Chae

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOSE A WHOLE HOSEOK!!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I don't know either okay

We’re on the same boat here Wonnie

 

Cutie Chae

Did you try calling him

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

He left his phone with me

 

Cutie Chae

Fuck

Okay I'll start looking for him

The shaved ice can wait

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I just hope he's not making any weird friends again

Or sharing our numbers

 

Cutie Chae

Holy fuck I gotta hurry up before he gives my number away

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Can I still chill or do I help you look for him

 

Cutie Chae

Get your perfect ass up up, beefcake, you're helping me look for the big man baby

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

We should've left Hoseok at home

Then I would've caught the break I so desperately need

 

Cutie Chae

Who knew you had such a side to you

Hot ;)

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Thanks

Now let's focus on finding Hoseok so I can finally relax

Oh and one more thing

 

Cutie Chae

What is it

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Hyunwoo's pool selfie

Here's the pic you wanted

 

Cutie Chae

😦😦

I LOVE IT BUT IT'S NOT THE TIME

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

:)

°•°•°•°•°

Cutie Chae

So I found him

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It's been half an hour

Did he give our numbers away

 

Cutie Chae

No, thank god

He almost did but I found him right on time

We're on our way back to the pool

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'm waiting at our spot

So what happened

How’d you find him

 

Cutie Chae

Well

I had given up on finding him so I went to the restroom before going back to the waterpark

The restrooms there are really disgusting srsly do the janitors just avoid cleaning the restrooms?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Who knows

 

Cutie Chae

Anyway, turns out Hoseok had the same idea

Hoseok was next in line to use one of the stalls right

Nothing bad

Except that he was talking to the guy through the stall door

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

What the fuck

 

Cutie Chae

My same reaction

I listened to their conversation just to make sure I wasn’t overreacting

Turns out I wasn’t because the next thing I heard was "I have great friends, I bet they'll like you! Want their numbers?"

That's when I dragged him away and I'll tell you right now IT WAS THE HARDEST THING TO DO

I really need to hit the gym or sum

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Remember when I said Hoseok is smarter than what we give him credit for?

Well

I take it back

 

Cuie Chae

Are you gonna do something about it

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Not me

I'm gonna tell Kihyun and let him take care of it

But don't tell Hoseok otherwise he'll run away

 

Cutie Chae

Oh shit Kihyun is gonna murder him huh

I'll keep Hoseok in my heart

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Are you almost here?

 

Cutie Chae

Yeah why

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Well

You never got the shaved ice

 

Cutie Chae

Oh shit that's right

Well

We need Hoseok’s wallet

After this stunt he pulled, we deserve to be treated

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Poor Seok is gonna go broke

 

Cutie Chae

It’s what she deserves

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Chae Hyungwonnie!

How'd it go with the devil's incarnate Yoo Kihyun

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

What?

What are you talking about?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Wasn't Kihyun gonna ‘have a talk’ with you because of what happened yesterday at the waterpark

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

How'd you know he wanted to have a talk about that

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Gut feeling?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Liar

You sold me out didn't you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I WOULD NEVER

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Sounds fake but okay

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

It really wasn't me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

So it was Hyunwoo

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I don't know what you're talking about

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Yeah you do

Hyunwoo told you he was doing this right

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I plead the 5th

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

We're not in America Hyungwon that shit doesn't work here

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

It definitely does

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Says who

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

This dictator right here

(I’m pointing at myself fyi)

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You're ridiculous

But if you must know, you gossipy beanpole

It went alright

Got a few smacks and a shit ton of scolding from Kihyun's alter ego

But aside from that I'm fine

He made me dinner so I guess he's not that mad at me 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Sucks that he let you off so easily

Btw why were you talking to that guy in the stall

Seriously what made you think making friends in the restroom was a good idea

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

He was telling me about how his friends were assholes to him all the time so I offered to let him meet you guys because you're all friendly people and I thought we could help him feel better

But you dragged me away before I could give him our numbers

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

How in the world have you made it this far in life

Real talk though, why are you suddenly friendly with everyone you meet?

You definitely weren't this nice back then

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

People change

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

True

But I have a feeling it doesn't have to do with maturity because you still act like a child most of the time

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Rude

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Come on hyung

Trust me

You've known me since I was in diapers

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I know but

I'm still not gonna say

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Why not

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Because it's cheesy and embarrassing and it'll make both of us cringe when I say it

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Say it you coward!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Promise you won't make fun of me

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

If you can make fun of me for gay panicking around Hyunwoo, I can make fun of you for this

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

THIS IS DIFFERENT

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

NO IT'S NOT

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

UGH 

Fine

So you remember what happened in high school right

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah

 

Childood Friend Hoseok

You had to leave because people were being dicks to you even if they didn't know you personally

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah because kids are dicks

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

They definitely were

I hate the way they treated you

It's like they didn't care that you were getting hurt by the shit they said to you or the way they treated you

Then you left

And I noticed that a lot of people went through the same shit you did, just different reasons

I didn't want a repeat of what happened, so now I try being a friend to anyone who looks like they need it

It just so happens that sometimes I befriend the weirdos who are good at blending in

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hyung

Do you somehow feel responsible for me leaving?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Of course not

I just feel bad because I couldn’t do much to help you out

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Good because it wasn't your fault that I left, it was my decision

And you did everything you could to help me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You were forced to leave Hyungwon

It shouldn’t have happened in the first place

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah, it shouldn't have but it did and now im working on accepting the past and moving forward

Maybe you should too, hyung

Now I’m going to change the conversation before this gets too serious and emotional for us to handle

Although we should probably talk about this face to face some day

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Lmao I can't believe you're rescheduling our talk about feelings

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Haven't you heard it's better to have a heart to heart when it's face to face?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Right

Okay

That sounds like it can be true

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Anywho back to the point

You should really be careful with the people you want to befriend

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'll try I guess

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

So

Can you tell me how you met Hyunwoo?

 

Childood Friend Hoseok

He hasn't told you??

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

The topic hasn't come up

But now I'm curious

Was he someone who needed a friend or just a regular person you clicked with

And the others too

Like how did you all come together?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Oof this is gonna be a long story

I don't want to type it out 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Go to your room and FT me

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Fine

But istg if you fall asleep on me while I talk I'm gonna slap you next time I see you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Don't make the story boring and I won't

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Rude

Okay let me just get my ramen ready this will be a long story and I need to be well fed

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Meet Our New Friend!

Rudeass Bitch

Hey losers

Are any of you online

I'm bored and in desperate need for entertainment

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I am

What's up, rudeass bitch

 

Rudeass Bitch

Ugh

Why does it have to be you of all people

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Last fucking time I try to make conversation with your dumbass

 

Rudeass Bitch

Shut up

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okay

Find your entertainment somewhere else then, bitch

I'll just go back to binge watching MHA

It's definitely WAY better than talking to you

 

Rudeass Bitch

HOLY SHIT YOU LIKE MHA TOO

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Of course

My room is high-key a dweebs room

 

Rudeass Bitch

Saaaaaaaame

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Let's be honest here

My room probably looks better

 

Rudeass Bitch

Why do you think that you conceited ass

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No offence but your face doesn't exactly scream 'My life is so well put together that even my room is neat'

 

Rudeass Bitch

Rude

And here I was thinking we were close to getting along

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Lmao what kinda nonsense are you thinking in that little head of yours

 

Rudeass Bitch

I will end you someday

Beware 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Your twink ass can't take me

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Not to call you out or anything but literally you're so fucking skinny that you'll probably fly away if Minhyuk so much as pushes you

And that’s saying something because Minhyuk is weak too

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

WOW KIHYUN I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN UNDER THE BUS LIKE THIS

 

Smol Threatening Ki

What's done is done

 

Rudeass Bitch

LMAO YOU'RE WEAK @STRANGER

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You guys wanna meet up and hang for a while?

I barely left class

I'm on my way to get lunch

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

I'll pass if Minhyuk's going

 

Rudeass Bitch

Come oooooon

I wanna meet you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's exactly why I'm not going

Bye bye now

Imma go back to enjoying my cartoons

 

Rudeass Bitch

Anime*

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Nobody asked you Minhyuk

 

Rudeass Bitch

>:(

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Alright then

Min, I'm heading to our usual sandwich place

If you're late, you'll be paying for yourself

 

Rudeass Bitch

Geez calm down

Let me look for clean clothes since SOMEONE DIDN’T HELP WITH MY LAUNDRY THIS WEEK

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You have to start doing your own laundry, I'm not your mother

 

Rudeass Bitch

Yeah because you're my lover

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Just hurry up already

I have 2 kids to tutor after this

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

😦

Wait

Are you two actually dating?

 

Rudeass Bitch

Wouldn't you like to know

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yeah that's why I'm asking

 

Rudeass Bitch

If I remember correctly, you were the one to tell me 'stay curious' when I asked for info on you

Now here I am, throwing your words right back at ya

Stay Curious, stranger

😇

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Clown

I had a feeling it would come back to bite me in the ass

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Meet Our New Friend! 

 

Joohoney

Lmao hyungs aren't dating

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Honey!

You're finally online

What's up

 

Joohoney

I just got home from classes like 20 minutes ago

Now I'm waiting on Changkyun to come home with pizza

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That reminds me

I should probably order something to eat

Wait that's not important right now

Are you sure they're not dating??

 

Joohoney

I don't think so

 

Rudeass Bitch

EXACTLY

You don't *think*

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ugh you're here again

 

Rudeass Bitch

And I'll be here always

Waiting

Plotting

 

Joohoney

Hyung you're still single

 

Rudeass Bitch

Or so you believe

 

Joohoney

Yeah

I believe it because I don't think there's someone out there with the tolerance to date you

 

Rudeass Bitch

Honey 😞

I can't believe you're treating me such a horrible way

 

Joohoney

It's my revenge for making me cry last time

 

Rudeass Bitch

Fair enough

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Sooooo is KiHyuk real or not

 

Rudeass Bitch

STAY CURIOUS

 

Joohoney

If Minhyuk-hyung won't tell us, we can just ask Kihyun-hyung

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Good idea

Message him

 

Joohoney

What??

Why me??

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Because I’m low-key scared of him

 

Joohoney

Weak

He said he's busy rn so we should stop bothering him

He'll be online in a few hours

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Now we wait

 

Joohoney

Changkyun just got home with the pizza so that means I'M OUT 😀

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Bye honey

Enjoy yourself!

 

Rudeass Bitch

Bye bye baby!

And then there were 2

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

1

You're on your own now, thank you very much

 

Rudeass Bitch

NOT IF I LEAVE FIRST

Fuck you're already gone

°•°•°•°•°

Smol Threatening Ki

Nah we're not dating yet

 

Rudeass Bitch

YET?!?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Yeah

 

Rudeass Bitch

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ‘Yet’?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You're a big boy, aren't you?

Figure it out

 

Kkukkungie

💀

 

Joohoney

💀X2

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

What is going on

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I see Kihyun is finally gonna go through with his confession

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Confession?!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah

Ki's been thinking of asking Min out for months already

 

Joohoney

WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

We talk about it whenever we hang out together

 

Kkukkungie

I'm so surprised

I didn't think Min-hyung was capable of scoring a boyfriend, much less Kihyun-hyung

 

Rudeass Bitch

RUDE >:(

 

Smol Threatening Ki

I'm on my way home Min

We're gonna have a talk

 

Rudeass Bitch

😳😳

 

Kkukkungie

Well this is going to be interesting

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Meet Our New Friend!

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Yooooo Kihyuuuuun

How'd your little talk with Min-bitch go yesterday

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

HORRIBLE

THEY SEXILED ME REALLY LATE AT NIGHT

LIKE WTF

AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THEM THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY ME?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You haven't done shit bitch

And it was great 'stranger' thanks for asking

We're dating now

We could've been dating sooner if Minhyuk wasn't dumb but oh well

I'm glad my feelings finally got through to him

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Of course Minhyuk delayed his own love life

I'm not surprised at all

 

Rudeass Bitch

HEY!

Don't slander me like that!

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Shush Min-bitch

Where did you spend the night @Hoseok-hyung

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Hyunwoo's apartment

Now we're at the gym together

I'm taking a little break while he's bench pressing like a madman

That's why he's not answering

 

Rudeass Bitch

He never answers anyway >:( 

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Ewe

Exercise

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Don't knock it till you try it, beanpole

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Watch me

Anyway

Congratulations Kihyun! I'm happy for you!

Not sure if I can say the same thing for Minhyuk though 😕

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Same

Asshole doesn't deserve to be loved by me after making me his slave for almost 2 years

 

Rudeass Bitch

Kiiiiii

I didn't make you my slave! You just never told me no whenever I asked for something!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'm starting to think it's because he had a secret crush on you

 

Rudeass Bitch

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE LIKED ME AND WANTED TO KEEP ME SATISFIED?!?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Signs Minhyuk

I gave you signs

So

Many

Signs

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Wait so how come you decided to make things official yesterday?

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I'm going back to working out

Bye 

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Oh that

I was sexually frustrated

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

That's...tmi Ki

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Shut up you asked for an explination and I'm giving it

Now let me finish

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Jk reaction meme

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Okay

Back to my reasoning

I was sexually frustrated

But because I have a crush on Minhyuk, I couldn't stomach sleeping with anybody else

So I said 'fuck it' and confessed to him

Turns out Minhyuk feels the same about me so here we are

Dating

😊😊

 

Rudeass Bitch

Wow

😒 How romantic

But hey

At least you'll be nicer now that you're gonna get laid on a daily

 

Smol Threatening Ki

We'll see about that

 

Rudeass Bitch

I'm low-key feeling offended

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Shut up Min

Anyway

'Stranger'

Have you had breakfast yet

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Nah I just woke up half an hour ago

Haven't even gotten out of bed yet tbh

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Do you have fresh groceries in your fridge?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

A very limited amount

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Kihyun what's going on

ARE YOU PLANNING ON LEAVING ME THE MORNING AFTER WE MADE THINGS OFFICIAL?!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

If 'stranger' lets me go over then yeah

I'll make you breakfast 'stranger'

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Sure

Come over whenever you want

I'll send you my address through a private chat

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Great

I'll be there in an hour

I have to take care of my sulking baby

He threw his phone to the end of the bed and he won't stop pouting

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Who would've thought Minhyuk was a clingy and pouty boyfriend

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Minhyuk can't go without being loved

I just have to be the one to constantly smother him with non-platonic love

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Oof good luck Kihyun-hyung

 

Smol Threatening Ki

I can't wait to tell you how I started crushing on Min

Nobody but Hyunwoo-hyung knows

I'll have to tell the others too but they can wait

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

LMAO

I'll be waiting!!

Byeee

Good luck with the pouty baby!!

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Thanks and bye

See you soon

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Meet Our New Friend!

Kkukkungie

Hey guys do you remember that one weird girl that Hoseok-hyung befriended?

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Which one

There's been too many to keep count

 

Kkukkungie

The one who we had a sleepover with at your place

And Min woke up in the middle of the night to find her sniffing our dirty socks

  

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Okay wtf???

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Oh yeah I remember her

What about her

 

Kkukkungie

Well she's back

And she's trying to buy Jooheon's shoes

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Is that bad?

 

Kkukkungie

Maybe not

If she hadn't said 'leave your socks in the shoes, I bet they smell good'

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

What in the world

 

Kkukkungie

Yeah

Oh SHIT

SHE SAW ME

Gotta blast!

Can't have her trying to socialize with me

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Wait what about Jooheon?!

Did you leave him alone with her?!

 

Kkukkungie

Lmao yeah but worry not hyung

I saw him run away when she tried coming for me

Our escape was successful!!

 

Joohoney

FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU JUST STOOD THERE LIKE AN IDIOT INSTEAD OF HELPING ME OUT

 

Kkukkungie

Hey now that's not true

I distracted her

For like

Half a minute

 

Joohoney

UNINTENTIONALLY

 

Kkukkungie

Well yeah I didn't want to straight up talk to her she's weird

 

Snol Threatening Ki

Changkyun you evil man

 

Kkukkungie

Sorry not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

HOSEOK HOW DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

It's actually kinda easy since they're all over the place

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You're ruining our sanity

WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU ONCE WE'VE GONE CRAZY?!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Me?

I'm a fully functional adult

 

Smol Threatening Ki

I disagree

 

Joohoney

The whole group chat disagrees

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

😡

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER

 

Kkukkungie

Then leave

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Ouch

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

It's not slander if it's real

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Says who

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Me bitch

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Friendship: Over

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

No it's not

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

Well then I'm giving you the silent treatment today cuz you deserve it

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

You're so on, bitch

I bet you'll be the first one to cave in

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

We'll see about that

 

Kkukkungie

Shooketh

 Shit just got real

°•°•°•°•°

Cutie Chae

How come you never answer the gc?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Because I don't have anything to say

 

Cutie Chae

Is that an excuse to ignore us without making it seem like you're actually ignoring us

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Definitely not

 

Cutie Chae

Then why not answer over there?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Because I don’t have to

 

Cutie Chae

Huh?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Those guys are my close friends and I love them

Our friendship was established a while ago so I don't really worry about my silence affecting us

But you're different from them

 

Cutie Chae

Oh??

In what way

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Well for starters, I like you

And I want us to grow closer

So I constantly text you to make sure we don't grow distant

 

Cutie Chae

Eye-

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You okay?

 

Cutie Chae

Yeah I just

You like me?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah

 

Cutie Chae

Um

In a platonic way or...?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

What do you think?

 

Cutie Chae

Is that a trick question

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Nope

 

Cutie Chae

Okay

Okay I'm not freaking out I swear

I just

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'll help you out a bit

I like you

In a totally non platonic way

 

Cutie Chae

TOPIC CHANGE

(...I like you too)

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Cute :)

 

Cutie Chae

So the others aren't worth your wonderful presence?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You're putting words in my mouth

And straight up lying

 

 

Cutie Chae

I need to distract myself somehow and instigating is the easiest way to do it

Please change the topic before I combust at my feelings

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Okay

I lurk on the gc even tho I don't answer

 

Cutie Chae

Oh shit really

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Yeah

All the time

I need to know what the kids talk about

 

Cutie Chae

That's nice

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'm a nice guy

 

Cutie Chae

You really are

Btw

Thanks for not being a dick when Hoseok added me to the chat

I never told anyone but you made me feel more welcomed

It's the only reason I decided to stick around and not just leave the chat

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I tend to be too nice sometimes but I guess it's a good thing this time around seeing as it made you stay

 

Cutie Chae

Yeah

Anyway, goodnight hyung

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Send a goodnight selfie?

 

Cutie Chae

Maybe some other day when I've done my night routine and don't look like a living zombie

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

You'd make a handsome zombie though

 

Cutie Chae

Gay silence

I'M OVERWHELMED

GOODNIGHT HYUNG

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

☺️

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Chae Hyungwonnie!

Hoseok-hyung

Are you awake?

What am I thinking

It's 2 in the morning, of course you’re not

°•°•°•°•°

Cutie Chae

It's 2 AM and I have the sudden urge to be creative

Or destructive

I'm still not sure which side to lean towards

Or which one will help keep me busy

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why are you awake

 

Cutie Chae

Oh

Sorry

I didn't expect for you to actually respond

I thought you were sleeping

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

My fault

I left my phone next to my face and the notifications were loud enough to wake me up

Why are you up so early

 

Cutie Chae

Had a nightmare and need a distraction

I tried texting Hoseok but he's asleep sooo here I am

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

It feels great to be the last option 😀

 

Cutie Chae

Oh don't be dramatic

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Okay okay

Want to talk about it?

People say when you talk about your dreams they won't come true

 

Cutie Chae

Where'd you get that

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Probably the internet

 

Cutie Chae

Makes sense

My nightmare wasn't something that can come true tho

At least I hope it's not

I was stuck in a motel, alone, and I saw myself die in various different ways in vivid detail

It was so scary I woke up

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

...

Hyungwonnie

 

Cutie Chae

Yes?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Did you watch happy death day last night?

 

Cutie Chae

...

Mayhaps I did

Mayhaps I didn't

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Why would you watch a scary movie before bed?

 

Cutie Chae

You can't prove that I watched it

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I mean it's the only explination I can think of?

 

Cutie Chae

Well you're right

And idk

But it wasn't just that 1 movie, I watched like 2 more after that

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Those movies are most probably what triggered your nightmare

 

Cutie Chae

Well obviously

Talk to me hyung

Please

Until I fall asleep

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Can I call?

 

Cutie Chae

Don't you have a roommate?

I don't want you to wake them up

Texting is fine

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I live alone too

 

Cutie Chae

Oh

Okay

Call away

°•°•°•°•°

Incoming Call...

Cuddle Master Nunu

Accept             Decline

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Meet Our New Friend!

Joohoney

The weekend is here! 

Do any of you want to hang out with me?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Omg

The chat has been so dead the last few days that I almost forgot it existed

 

Rudeass Bitch

It's been dead because we all have a life outside the phone 

 

Smol Threatening Ki

You quit your job last week and you only leave the house for classes or for our dates

Literally what life are you talking about Min?

 

Rudeass Bitch

OUCH?!

I'M OFFENDED!

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

You're always offended

 

Rudeass Bitch

And you're always crying like the big baby you are

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

MINHYUK

 

Rudeass Bitch

Yall hear sum

 

Joohoney

Okay that was funny Min, but don't ignore me please :(

Changkyun's busy with his sister so I'm alone and want company

 

Smol Threatening Ki

Sangah came to visit?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Changkyun has a sister?

 

Joohoney

Yeah he does

And she's still in Busan so Changkyun is headed there for the weekend

He left like 2 hours ago

 

Smol Threatening Ki

I can't believe he didn't tell me

 

Joohoney

It was a last minute thing

I only know because I was there when Sangah called

They've been planning this trip for like the past month or something

 

Rudeass Bitch

Don't worry Honey! We'll hang out all day today I promise!

I'm just going to shower real quick, then I'll drag Kihyun to your dorm

 

Childhood Friend Hoseok

I was just about to go to the gym but I can drop by afterwards 

 

Joohoney

Stranger? Hyunwoo-hyung? Are you guys coming?

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Sorry Honey

I'll pass

Apart from not wanting to be in the same  room as Min-bitch, I also have to replenish the energy I lost this week from hanging out with a lot of people

 

Rudeass Bitch

Who tf would wanna hang out with you

 

Chae Hyungwonnie!

Who wouldn't? I'm a joy to be around

 

Rudeass Bitch

Sounds fake but go off I guess 😒

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Sorry Honey, I'm busy today

I'll go over tomorrow though if you don't mind

 

Joohoney

Okay! 

I'm going to clean up a bit 

Call me when you guys are here so I can open up

°•°•°•°•°

Cutie Chae

Sooooo why did you lie to Jooheon

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I didn't lie to him

 

Cutie Chae

I mean we're hanging out today

You could've rescheduled so you could go over to his place

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

MI hyun, Kihyun, and Hoseok are already on their way over to his dorm 

And from what Hoseok has told me, you haven't made any real friends yet

If I would've cancelled, you'd be alone all day

 

Cutie Chae

But Jooheon is your friend

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

And so are you

But like I said yesterday, I want to grow closer with you 

So don't stress over it and let's just enjoy our time at the racoon café

 

Cutie Chae

Okay

I'll be ready in half an hour

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

I'll text you when I'm in the elevator 

 

Cutie Chae

Time to test you then

The pin to my door is my birthday

Do you remember it?

 

Cuddle Master Nunu

Of course I remember

 

Cutie Chae

Then you can let yourself in, hyung

I'll be in my room

Make yourself at home