[Ricky added Kirby, Meta, Asari, Dedede, Tiff, Tuff, Escargoon, Daroach, Marx, and Magolor]
Ricky: hello everybody!!!!!!
Marx: what the fuck is this
Ricky: this is a chat so we all have easy access for communicating!!
Dedede: why did you add marx isin’t he on crack
Marx: are we gonna have a problem dedede
Dedede: my hand slipped im sorry
Tuff: uh ricky… are you sure kirby knows how to type?
Ricky: i’ve actually been teaching him how to read and write!!! but it appears he prefers talking in emoticons (or just poyo)?
Asari: dad energy
Tiff: there he is. theres babie
Marx: oh?? its kirby?
Magolor: marx please dont bully the poor boy
Escargoon: marx said fuck kirby lives
Meta: i mean he did
Ricky: hello meta!!!
Asari: just say husband
Ricky: asari i know your secrets
Tuff: wait pause is tiff the only girl here? ?
Ricky: yes, but i can add susie if she’d like!!!
Tuff: anna oo
[Ricky added Susie]
Kirby: (。･∀･)ﾉ poyo !!!
Susie: what’s this
Ricky: a chat so we can all keep easy contact!
Ricky: oh yes i forgot to mention you can all text each other individually if you’d like!!!
Dedede: @Escargoon send nudes
Escargoon: ARE KIDS HERE
Susie: jesus hotline on speed dial
Ricky: you can just exit the chat and click the + button!! you can choose someone to make a contact or make your own chat!!
Daroach: villain chat
Dedede: villain chat
Magolor: villain chat
Escargoon: villain chat
Marx: villain chat
Meta: i am a not a villain do not associate me
Tiff: meta said fuck villain lives
Tiff: wait i didn’t mean to say that
Tiff: RICKY HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES THESE ARE VERY INCRIMINATING RECEIPTS
Tuff: oh my god
Asari: LET TIFF SAY FUCK!!!
Kirby: fuck! (｀▽´)
Ricky: kirby please never say that again.
Asari: im so sorry oh my god
Asari: IHIJAID9898 j 8J
Meta: sorry my sword slipped
Daroach: META FUCKING KILLED ASARI
Kirby: fucking! (｀▽´)
Daroach: HDYD7879 DJI KL;P Ho8
Dedede: ASARI AND DAROACH ARE DEAD
Ricky: OTHERWISE, do any of you have any name suggestions…?
Magolor: poo poo land
Ricky: i do not want kirby running around town yelling poo poo i know he can pronounce that
Marx: anti kirby
Susie: kirby support gang
Ricky: vaild! marx take notes you goblin.
Marx: im sorry sir
[Ricky changed group name to ‘kirby support gang’]
Asari: i just wwoke up what the hell happened to daroach
Meta: same thing that happened to you
Dedede: hey yall know that dude im always calling for funky monsters right
Escargoon: yeah that customer service dude
Dedede: add him.
Tuff: OH GID OH GOD
Tiff: im bullying him periodt.
Susie: are you sure… that man is always schemin …
Dedede: PLEASE RICKY WE WANT TO BULLY HIM
Ricky: @meta please do not go and kill customer service we do not want to have a bad situation!!!
[Ricky added CS]
CS: What is this?
Dedede: a suh dude.
CS: Dedede, you know you are fully capable of contacting me with the NME caller, right.
Dedede: what would i gain from that
Tiff: whats up bitch
Tiff: stupid little punk man.
CS: Who is this sassy child?
Asari: she wanted to bully you
CS: I can tell.
CS: I don’t really know some of you.
Asari: ill introduce
Asari: you know kirby meta dedede and escargoon so we have no need for that
Asari: daroach one of the dumbest baddest gang leaders out here hes a mouse
Asari: theres magolor and marx, theyre some funky lil guys, marx is kinda on crack don’t piss him off.
Asari: tiff and tuff, babies! they don’t like bad guys much.
Asari: my girl, susie, independent queen who said fuck bitches
Asari: ricky the MAN, creator of this masterpeice and kirbys dad!
CS: Those are horrible introductions.
Asari: sembra il tuo problema.
Escargoon: asari, daroach, i hope you two know i understand italian.
Asari: ANNA OO.
Daroach: youre a snitch??
Escargoon: no, but do not get out of hand you little goblins
Dedede: uh man, whats your name again?
CS: Confidential. You’ll learn that when you pay NME back with you and your debt.
Dedede: WOW OKAY
Magolor: lets just stick with CS.
Tuff: CS said fuck dedede lives
Tuff: you know what NME corporation just said all of our lives.
Meta: dedede why do you still buy their stuff kirby always defeats them. Meta: NME is full of clownery.
CS: Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact
Meta: lets do it baby i know the law.
Tuff: revenge of meta knight 2: meta knight goes to court
Daroach: ill be the defense
Tuff: revenge of meta knight 3: meta knight goes to jail
Daroach: you are like. 4 do not try it
Tuff: im 11 so shut the fuck up
Ricky: now i have receipts on both you and your sister
Dedede: ricky kills kids
Susie: we can all agree ricky is too much babie to harm anyone
Magolor: GUYS WHERE DID KIRBY AND MARX GO?
Escargoon: MARX?? ? MARX DON’T KILL KIRBY I HATE HIM BUT DONT
Marx: magolor please keep your mouth SHUT.
Ricky: are we going to have a problem.
Marx: no i will not make a problem ricky im sorry
Magolor: kirby and ricky are the only people who know how to put marx in his place
Marx: OKAY LOOK KIRBY IS SLEEPING IM NOT DOING ANYTHING
Magolor: how do you know he’s sleeping
Marx: no commen t
Kirby: (｡v_v｡) zzz
Meta: if any of you disturb him i’ll fucking kill you.
Asari: META KNIGHT ONLY SWEARS WHEN KIRBY IS SLEEPING I KNEW IT.
Dedede: ive never heard meta swear a day in my life this is surreal
CS: Dedede, isn't Meta Knight one of your knights?
Dedede: he is but ever since he pushed my car with me and escargoon in it down a hill ive stopped trusted him.
Susie: hey wasn’t that after meta nearly beat the shit out of kirby
Meta: dedede asked me to
Meta: and i went as gentle as i could
Daroach: what the hell is happening in dream land man
Ricky: its. quite the place.
Dedede: and im it’s king.
Daroach: dedede you have placed a curse on yourself
Asari: THE PATRIARCHY.
Dedede: U HI U H UUH UH WHAT DOY OU MEAN BY FUCK
Asari: whatever the fuck you think it’ll be
Dedede: bro your gonna fuck me???
Asari: actually maybe
Daroach: ANNA OOOOO
Ricky: im so happy tiff and tuff are asleep they don’t deserve to see this
Marx: wait does this mean we can swear properly now?
Ricky: i suppose!
Dedede: I LIKE CASH AND MY HAIR TO MY ASS DO THE THE DASH CAN YOU MAKE IT GO FAST FUCK THE FAME ALL I WANT IS THEM BANDS
CS: okay but bop
CS: How do I delete messages
Magolor: cs type normally you are not impressing anyone.
Susie: yeah man the kids are asleep they won’t bully you
CS: im begging yall don’t tell nightmare i talk like this.