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[Ricky added Kirby, Meta, Asari, Dedede, Tiff, Tuff, Escargoon, Daroach, Marx, and Magolor]

Ricky: hello everybody!!!!!!

Marx: what the fuck is this

Tiff: language

Ricky: this is a chat so we all have easy access for communicating!!

Dedede: why did you add marx isin’t he on crack

Marx: are we gonna have a problem dedede

Dedede: my hand slipped im sorry

Tuff: uh ricky… are you sure kirby knows how to type?

Ricky: i’ve actually been teaching him how to read and write!!! but it appears he prefers talking in emoticons (or just poyo)?

Asari: dad energy

Kirby: ヾ(^∇^)

Tiff: there he is. theres babie

Marx: oh?? its kirby?

Kirby: \(°o°;)

Magolor: marx please dont bully the poor boy

Marx: hm

Escargoon: marx said fuck kirby lives

Dedede: literally

Meta: i mean he did

Ricky: hello meta!!!

Asari: just say husband

Ricky: i

Ricky: asari i know your secrets

Asari: fair

Tuff: soliditary

Tuff: wait pause is tiff the only girl here? ?

Ricky: yes, but i can add susie if she’d like!!!

Tuff: anna oo

Tiff: please

[Ricky added Susie]

Kirby: (。・∀・)ノ poyo !!!

Susie: what’s this

Ricky: a chat so we can all keep easy contact!

Ricky: oh yes i forgot to mention you can all text each other individually if you’d like!!!

Dedede: @Escargoon send nudes

Escargoon: THERE

Escargoon: ARE KIDS HERE

Escargoon: SIRE

Susie: jesus hotline on speed dial

Ricky: you can just exit the chat and click the + button!! you can choose someone to make a contact or make your own chat!!

Daroach: villain chat

Dedede: villain chat

Magolor: villain chat

Escargoon: villain chat

Marx: villain chat

Meta: i am a not a villain do not associate me

Tiff: meta said fuck villain lives

Kirby:(◎0◎)

Ricky: tiff!!!

Tiff: wait i didn’t mean to say that

Tiff: RICKY HOW DO I DELETE MESSAGES THESE ARE VERY INCRIMINATING RECEIPTS

Tuff: oh my god

Tiff: please

Asari: LET TIFF SAY FUCK!!!

Kirby: fuck! (`▽´)

Ricky:

Meta:

Escargoon:

Dedede:

Magolor:

Asari:

Marx:

Susie:

Daroach:

Tiff:

Tuff:

Ricky: kirby

Ricky: kirby please never say that again.

Asari: im so sorry oh my god

Asari: IHIJAID9898 j 8J

Meta: sorry my sword slipped

Daroach: META

Daroach: META FUCKING KILLED ASARI

Kirby: fucking! (`▽´)

Ricky:

Meta:

Escargoon:

Dedede:

Magolor:

Marx:

Susie:

Daroach:

Tiff:

Tuff:

Daroach: pleas

Daroach: HDYD7879 DJI KL;P Ho8

Dedede: ASARI AND DAROACH ARE DEAD

Ricky: F

Meta: F

Escargoon: F

Magolor: F

Marx: F

Susie: F

Tiff: F

Tuff: F

Ricky: OTHERWISE, do any of you have any name suggestions…?

Magolor: poo poo land

Ricky: i do not want kirby running around town yelling poo poo i know he can pronounce that

Marx: anti kirby

Ricky: no.

Susie: kirby support gang

Ricky: vaild! marx take notes you goblin.

Marx: im sorry sir

[Ricky changed group name to ‘kirby support gang’]

Asari: i just wwoke up what the hell happened to daroach

Meta: same thing that happened to you

Asari: touche.
Dedede: hey yall know that dude im always calling for funky monsters right

Escargoon: yeah that customer service dude

Dedede: add him.

Tuff: OH GID OH GOD

Tiff: im bullying him periodt.

Susie: are you sure… that man is always schemin …

Dedede: PLEASE RICKY WE WANT TO BULLY HIM

Ricky: @meta please do not go and kill customer service we do not want to have a bad situation!!!

Meta: hm

Ricky: please.

Meta: fine

[Ricky added CS]

CS: What is this?

Dedede: a suh dude.

CS: Dedede, you know you are fully capable of contacting me with the NME caller, right.

Dedede: what would i gain from that

Tiff: whats up bitch

Tiff: punk

Tiff: stupid little punk man.

CS: Who is this sassy child?

Asari: she wanted to bully you

CS: I can tell.

CS: I don’t really know some of you.

Asari: ill introduce

Asari: you know kirby meta dedede and escargoon so we have no need for that

Asari: daroach one of the dumbest baddest gang leaders out here hes a mouse

Asari: theres magolor and marx, theyre some funky lil guys, marx is kinda on crack don’t piss him off.

Asari: tiff and tuff, babies! they don’t like bad guys much.

Asari: my girl, susie, independent queen who said fuck bitches

Asari: ricky the MAN, creator of this masterpeice and kirbys dad!

CS: Those are horrible introductions.

Asari: sembra il tuo problema.

Escargoon: asari, daroach, i hope you two know i understand italian.

Asari: ANNA OO.

Daroach: youre a snitch??

Escargoon: no, but do not get out of hand you little goblins

Daroach: fine.

Dedede: uh man, whats your name again?

CS: Confidential. You’ll learn that when you pay NME back with you and your debt.

Dedede: WOW OKAY

Magolor: lets just stick with CS.

Tuff: CS said fuck dedede lives

Tuff: you know what NME corporation just said all of our lives.

Meta: dedede why do you still buy their stuff kirby always defeats them. Meta: NME is full of clownery.

CS: Delete this immediately or my lawyer will be in contact

Meta: lets do it baby i know the law.

Tuff: revenge of meta knight 2: meta knight goes to court

Daroach: ill be the defense

Tuff: revenge of meta knight 3: meta knight goes to jail

Daroach: you are like. 4 do not try it

Tuff: im 11 so shut the fuck up

Ricky: tuff.

Ricky: now i have receipts on both you and your sister

Dedede: ricky kills kids

Susie: we can all agree ricky is too much babie to harm anyone

Meta: true

Magolor: GUYS

Magolor: GUYS WHERE DID KIRBY AND MARX GO?

Meta: UH

Escargoon: MARX?? ? MARX DON’T KILL KIRBY I HATE HIM BUT DONT

Marx: magolor please keep your mouth SHUT.

Ricky: are we going to have a problem.

Marx: n

Marx: no

Marx: no i will not make a problem ricky im sorry

Magolor: kirby and ricky are the only people who know how to put marx in his place

Marx: OKAY LOOK KIRBY IS SLEEPING IM NOT DOING ANYTHING

Magolor: how do you know he’s sleeping

Marx:

Marx: no commen t

Kirby: (。v_v。) zzz

Meta: if any of you disturb him i’ll fucking kill you.

Asari: META KNIGHT ONLY SWEARS WHEN KIRBY IS SLEEPING I KNEW IT.

Dedede: ive never heard meta swear a day in my life this is surreal

CS: Dedede, isn't Meta Knight one of your knights?

Dedede: he is but ever since he pushed my car with me and escargoon in it down a hill ive stopped trusted him.

Susie: hey wasn’t that after meta nearly beat the shit out of kirby

Meta: dedede asked me to

Meta: and i went as gentle as i could

Daroach: what the hell is happening in dream land man

Ricky: its. quite the place.

Dedede: and im it’s king.

Daroach:

Daroach: dedede you have placed a curse on yourself

Dedede: what

Asari: fuck

Asari: THE PATRIARCHY.

Dedede: U HI U H UUH UH WHAT DOY OU MEAN BY FUCK

Asari: whatever the fuck you think it’ll be

Dedede: bro your gonna fuck me???

Escargoon: KSJDSJBVNCJ

Asari: i

Asari: actually maybe

Daroach: ANNA OOOOO

Ricky: im so happy tiff and tuff are asleep they don’t deserve to see this

Marx: wait does this mean we can swear properly now?

Ricky: i suppose!

Dedede: I LIKE CASH AND MY HAIR TO MY ASS DO THE THE DASH CAN YOU MAKE IT GO FAST FUCK THE FAME ALL I WANT IS THEM BANDS
CS: okay but bop

Meta: HUhH?
CS: How do I delete messages

Magolor: cs type normally you are not impressing anyone.

Susie: yeah man the kids are asleep they won’t bully you

CS: im begging yall don’t tell nightmare i talk like this.