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The Real Housewives of Seoul

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mochii made a new group chat

mochii added jiknee, letmesleep, yourhobi, joonbloom, stabletaeble, and cookie

mochii named the group chat ‘the real housewives of seoul’

 

letmesleep: okay, what the fuck?

 

mochii: i personally think this is a good idea

 

letmesleep: okay, but what the fuck?

 

mochii: i wanted the most important people in my life to get together. to know each other

 

joonbloom: I think this is a wonderful idea.

 

letmesleep: okay but namjoon, you think that typing all correct is a wonderful idea as well.

 

joonbloom: Ouch. I really felt that in my heart.

 

mochii: /okay/ anyways, let’s introduce ourselves. i’ll start first!

 

cookie: i think we all know who you are

 

mochii: ㅠㅠ

 

letmesleep: okay, who did that? do i have to kick someone’s ass?

 

jiknee: you’d find out if we all shut up and let jimin introduce himself.

 

mochii: thanks hyung! ^.^

mochii: anyways, my name is park jimin. i’m 20. i’m a sophomore. i major in dance with a minor in general performance & art

mochii:

 

mochii: anyways, introduce yourself. tell us your name, major, how we met, and send us a picture of yourself

 

jiknee: i’ll go first so you can be blessed with this pretty face.

jiknee: my name’s kim seokjin. i’m 22 years old. a senior. majoring in film and acting. i met jimin when he ran into me, spilling my food on me.

 

mochii: i’m still v sorry, hyung!

 

jiknee: i know baby. it’s okay. you already made it up to me

jiknee: here’s a picture of my face. save it. don’t. i don’t care but your life would be better if you saved the picture

jiknee: 

 

mochii: who’s next?

 

joonbloom: Hello. My name is Kim Namjoon. I’m 21 years old. I’m a junior. I triple major in English, Philosophy, and Music Production. I met Jimin way back when because he’s best friends with my brother. I think that’s that.

 

mochii: a picture!

 

joonbloom: oh, yeah.

Joonbloom: 

joonbloom: That’s me.

 

jiknee: cute

 

stabletaeble: okay, gross. that’s my brother.

stabletaeble: my name’s taehyung. namjoon’s my brother. jimin’s been my best friends since like the beginning of time. i’m also 20 years of age. a sophomore.  i major in photography with a focus in film and video production.

stabletaeble: 

stabletaeble: ^ that’s me.

 

letmesleep: i figured that.

 

mochii: tae, you look so good! ≧◡≦

 

stabletaeble: thnx bby.

 

letmesleep: i’d have to agree with that sentence.

 

stabletaeble: okay, brown-noser.

 

mochii: ???

 

joonbloom: Nothing important, sweetie.

 

mochii: okay.

 

yourhobi: this group chat is weird

yourhobi: i’m all for this

yourhobi: my name is hoseok but please call me hobi

 

joonbloom: How about Hoseok?

 

yourhobi: i honest drc. i’m 21. also a junior. i major in dance, which is how i met jiminie.

 

mochii: he’s such a good dancer.

 

joonbloom: I saw you at a recital. Taehyung’s in the dance club. Jimin’s right. You are good.

 

yourhobi: thanks. that means a lot

yourhobi: here’s me

yourhobi: 

 

cookie: im jungkook. im a freshman. im 19 years old. im majoring in film productions with a minor in dancing. i met jimin after i twisted my ankle. he carried me to the nurse’s office.

cookie: 

 

letmesleep: so, you’re the ass that im going to kick?

 

cookie: no???

 

letmesleep: i think so

 

cookie: !!!

 

mochii: yoongi-hyung. it’s your turn.

 

letmesleep: i’m yoongi. i’m 21, turning 22 soon. i’m a senior majoring in music productions and minoring in law and humanities. i met jimin when he needed tutoring

letmesleep:

 

mochii: i cannot wait.

 

letmesleep: i regret this already

 

mochii: ;_;

 

letmesleep: i cannot wait!

 

mochii: ヽ(^◇^*)/