mochii made a new group chat
mochii added jiknee, letmesleep, yourhobi, joonbloom, stabletaeble, and cookie
mochii named the group chat ‘the real housewives of seoul’
letmesleep: okay, what the fuck?
mochii: i personally think this is a good idea
letmesleep: okay, but what the fuck?
mochii: i wanted the most important people in my life to get together. to know each other
joonbloom: I think this is a wonderful idea.
letmesleep: okay but namjoon, you think that typing all correct is a wonderful idea as well.
joonbloom: Ouch. I really felt that in my heart.
mochii: /okay/ anyways, let’s introduce ourselves. i’ll start first!
cookie: i think we all know who you are
letmesleep: okay, who did that? do i have to kick someone’s ass?
jiknee: you’d find out if we all shut up and let jimin introduce himself.
mochii: thanks hyung! ^.^
mochii: anyways, my name is park jimin. i’m 20. i’m a sophomore. i major in dance with a minor in general performance & art
mochii: anyways, introduce yourself. tell us your name, major, how we met, and send us a picture of yourself
jiknee: i’ll go first so you can be blessed with this pretty face.
jiknee: my name’s kim seokjin. i’m 22 years old. a senior. majoring in film and acting. i met jimin when he ran into me, spilling my food on me.
mochii: i’m still v sorry, hyung!
jiknee: i know baby. it’s okay. you already made it up to me
jiknee: here’s a picture of my face. save it. don’t. i don’t care but your life would be better if you saved the picture
mochii: who’s next?
joonbloom: Hello. My name is Kim Namjoon. I’m 21 years old. I’m a junior. I triple major in English, Philosophy, and Music Production. I met Jimin way back when because he’s best friends with my brother. I think that’s that.
mochii: a picture!
joonbloom: oh, yeah.
joonbloom: That’s me.
stabletaeble: okay, gross. that’s my brother.
stabletaeble: my name’s taehyung. namjoon’s my brother. jimin’s been my best friends since like the beginning of time. i’m also 20 years of age. a sophomore. i major in photography with a focus in film and video production.
stabletaeble: ^ that’s me.
letmesleep: i figured that.
mochii: tae, you look so good! ≧◡≦
stabletaeble: thnx bby.
letmesleep: i’d have to agree with that sentence.
stabletaeble: okay, brown-noser.
joonbloom: Nothing important, sweetie.
yourhobi: this group chat is weird
yourhobi: i’m all for this
yourhobi: my name is hoseok but please call me hobi
joonbloom: How about Hoseok?
yourhobi: i honest drc. i’m 21. also a junior. i major in dance, which is how i met jiminie.
mochii: he’s such a good dancer.
joonbloom: I saw you at a recital. Taehyung’s in the dance club. Jimin’s right. You are good.
yourhobi: thanks. that means a lot
yourhobi: here’s me
cookie: im jungkook. im a freshman. im 19 years old. im majoring in film productions with a minor in dancing. i met jimin after i twisted my ankle. he carried me to the nurse’s office.
letmesleep: so, you’re the ass that im going to kick?
letmesleep: i think so
mochii: yoongi-hyung. it’s your turn.
letmesleep: i’m yoongi. i’m 21, turning 22 soon. i’m a senior majoring in music productions and minoring in law and humanities. i met jimin when he needed tutoring
mochii: i cannot wait.
letmesleep: i regret this already
letmesleep: i cannot wait!