Chapter 1: And so it begins
Donald is the father
Webby-Dings has created a group chat
Webby-Dings has added LenaDeDone, HowDoesHeDeweyIt, Team_Randy, JWG4President, Violet, Duck_Dad, Moon_Moon, urnewbff, Scrooge_McDuck, and 022
Webbi-Dings has named the group “Family Group chat :)”
urnewbff: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Team_Randy: Webs what have have u created
LenaDeDone: lmao this should be good
Scrooge_McDuck: What in dismal downs is this?
Team_Randy: ok but u guys have no idea how painful it was to watch him type that
Team_Randy: he legit stood there for like five minutes typing it out with one finger
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: and I thought he was cool
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: shame on u Uncle
Scrooge_McDuck: I asked a question
Webbi-Dings: I made a family group chat :)
LenaDeDone: y tho
Webbi-Dings: idk just thought it would be nice
LenaDeDone: wait do u have admin rights
Webbi-Dings has given LenaDeDone admin rights
LenaDeDone has restricted admin rights
LenaDeDone: nothin personal kid
LenaDeDone: who tf is team_randy btw
LenaDeDone: y tho
Team_Randy: Ottoman Empire spilt up and I’m showing my support
Team_Randy: guys Uncle Scrooge is typing again
Team_Randy: it hurts
LenaDeDone: where’s the rest of the squad at
LenaDeDone: shouldn’t Dewey be being obnoxious @ everyone
JWG4PRESIDENT: he’s making sure LP doesn’t crash
LenaDeDone: wow it almost sounds like he’s being responsible
JWG4PRESIDENT: he’s doing a terrible job
LenaDeDone: why isn’t LP talking to us tho :(
LenaDeDone: he was here when Web made the
JWG4PRESIDENT: Oh i don’t know
JWG4PRESIDENT: maybe it’s because he’s flyING THE GOSH DARN PLANE
LenaDeDone: never stopped him before
Scrooge_McDuck: I do not wish to be a part of your youth-full hiking
Team_Randy: he says he meant hijinks
LenaDeDone: autocorrect strikes again
DuckDad: nice one uncle $
Webbi-Dings: Uncle Donald!!!
DuckDad: hi Webby
LenaDeDone: lol y is ur name DuckDad
LenaDeDone: r u my dad
DuckDad: one of the boys changed it a couple yrs back and I jus kept it
DuckDad: where are you guys right now?
JWG4President: I think we’re about an hour away
LenaDeDone: get back soon
LenaDeDone: I’m chillin in Webs room
Team_Randy: why Webs room?
LenaDeDone: Tea time made me get off the kitchen table so she could wash it
DuckDad: you make it sound like you were on the table itself
LenaDeDone: I was bored AF
LenaDeDone: omg Huey u suck up
LenaDeDone: hold up since when did good ol Duck papa kno how talk like a cool kidTM
DuckDad: I have 3 kids
Scrooge_McDuck: get me out of this
Team_Randy: fuck no
Team_Randy: crap I forgot adults were a thing
DuckDad: right lets lay out some ground rules
DuckDad: 1) no bad language
Team_Randy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
DuckDad: 2) you’re here to stay
Team_Randy: Uncle Scrooge
Team_Randy: aw heck he’s typing again
LenaDeDone: this place was lit till the fun police made rules
Webbi-Dings: hey look, lit spelt backwards it till!
Team_Randy: that’s pretty lit
DuckDad: 3) What happens on the groupchat stays in the groupchat
LenaDeDone: excuse me
DuckDad: trust me
DuckDad: we had a family groupchat a couple years back
DuckDad: it was awful
DuckDad: these rules are for your own good
Moon_Moon: ahahaa don’t remind me of that mess XD
DuckDad: it really wasn’t funny
Moon_Moon: it was tho
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: Launchpad says hi
LenaDeDone: wait why is LP flying if Dellas there
Moon_Moon: we have a system
JWG4PRESIDENT: they had an arm wrestle to decide
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: it was intense
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: LP cried
DuckDad: but he won tho
Moon_Moon: no I won
LenaDeDone: but LPs flying the plane
Moon_Moon: I felt bad
022 has left “Family Group chat :)”
LenaDeDone: who tf is O22
LenaDeDone: lmao y is that her name
Webbi-Dings: her account is for her work
urnewbff: noooooo not Mrs B :((
urnewbff: add her back please and thank you :))
Webbi-Dings: Lena has to do it
Webbi-Dings: she’s the only one w/ admin rights
Team_Randy: just to clarify
Team_Randy: does rule 3 mean u can’t get us in trouble for stuff in the chat
Moon_Moon: the groupchat is a free battle zone
DuckDad: Dell no
Moon_Moon: Dell yes
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: I’m with mom
Moon_Moon: I will do the face
Moon_Mom: I’m face timing u I rn
Team_Randy: What did u do
Moon_Moon: the faceTM
Team_Randy: wait so like
Team_Randy: u can’t ground me for groupchat stuff
DuckDad: I can give u extra chores for unrelated reasons
JWG4PRESIDENT: so it’s fair ground
JWG4PRESIDENT: within reason
DuckDad: only because ur mom is a brat with a need to get her own way
LenaDeDone: I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find ur granny’s account??
Webbi-Dings: Oh yea
Webbi-Dings: it’s for work too so it doesn’t appear when u search for it
Webbi-Dings: ill text u the number
Webbi-Dings: but u have to delete the text once u saved it to ur contacts
Violet: Why have I been added to this?
DuckDad: you’re family now, there’s no escape
Violet: I doubt my parents would be very happy with me adopting a new family.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: don’t ur parents like never talk to u
Violet: They’re very busy, they’re scientists
Moon_Moon: u have been adopted by the Father of the Ducks
Moon_Moon: I can feel it
DuckDad: she is correct
Team_Randy: u gotta call him Dad now or we sue u
Violet: I genuinely cannot tell whether you’re kidding or not.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: were not
Webbi-Dings: Vi I love u but stop typing with prefect grammar it’s scary
Violet: Grammar is incredibly important
LenaDeDone has added 022 to the group
LenaDeDone has restricted the ability to leave
LenaDeDone: take that Fish n Chips
022: Webbigail VanderQuack you know perfectly well that my account is strictly for work purposes.
Team_Randy: I could hear that text
Webbi-Dings: please stay??
LenaDeDone: she legit can’t leave
LenaDeDone: I restricted leaving
LenaDeDone: u can’t leave unless I kick u
022: Why on earth is Lena the one with admin rights?
Webbi-Dings: I was betrayed
022: Excuse me?
JWG4PRESIDENT: Lena asked for admin rights and the restricted Webbys
Scrooge_McDuck: if I’m stuck here so are you 22
022: Do not expect me to participate in any conversation.
urnewbff: hi Mrs B!!!! :))
urnewbff: talk to us!!! :)))
022: Hello Launchpad
022: Must you insist on having a smiley face in every text?
urnewbff: yes :))))
DuckDad: LAUNCHPAD I THOUGHT U WERE FKHING THE PLANE
urnewbff: it’s fine Dewey’s got it covered :))))
Moon_Moon: Chill he’s fine
DuckDad: NO HES NOT
LenaDeDone: This chat is so valid
Chapter 2: The Shakespeares
She has admin rights ya’ll
Thank you all so much for commenting and giving kudos!!! It really means a lot!
I’ll probably be working on this quite a bit since I’m still pretty sick, but I’ll probably be sticking to one chapter being uploaded per day at the most (Though that doesn’t mean I’ll update every day).
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
LenaDeDone: I have admin rights
JWG4PRESIDENT: you've only just realised?
LenaDeDone: I can do this
LenaDeDone has renamed JWG4PRESIDENT to BigNerd
LenaDeDone: everyone else get over here
LenaDeDone: imma have fun
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: plz no change me
BigNerd: Nothing in that sentence was even close to grammatically correct
LenaDeDone: and why should I not change you
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: because my name is lit
LenaDeDone: ur safe
LenaDeDone: for now
Webbi-Dings: Can I keep mine
Webbi-Dings: it's cute :)
LenaDeDone has renamed Webbi-Dings to CinnamonRoll
CinnamonRoll: i thought I could trust you
LenaDeDone: do u have like
LenaDeDone: a sweardar
DuckDad: excuse me
LenaDeDone: like a gaydar but for swears
LenaDeDone: or is it an alarm bell or smthn
LenaDeDone: cause every time anyone swears u just get summoned
DuckDad: call it a superpower
Moon_Moon: it's weird tho cause he swears like a sailor
BigNerd: gee I wonder why
DuckDad: I DO NOT
Team_Randy: oh rlly
Team_Randy: I beg to differ dear uncle
LenaDeDone has renamed Team_Randy to Green_Bean
Green_Bean: why would u do this
LenaDeDone: Gladstone said it and I thought it was pretty fabulous
Green_Bean: how am I supposed to show my support for our lord and saviour Randy
LenaDeDone has renamed LenaDeDone to ActuallyGod
ActuallyGod: bow down to me peasants
BigNerd: I am begging you to change my name
ActuallyGod has renamed BigNerd to SmolNerd
SmolNerd: I honestly don't know what I was expecting
DuckDad: you kids are something else
Moon_Moon: don't change Dons name
Moon_Moon: he is the father
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: we are all his chirren
ActuallyGod has renamed Moon_Moon to Moon_Mom
Moon_Mom: I feel blessed
ActuallyGod: you should
Duck_Dad: I feel threatened
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: worry not uncle of mine
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: you are forever the father
ActuallyGod has renamed Violet to PurpleNerd
PurpleNerd: I prefer the term "Intellectual".
ActuallyGod has renamed PurpleNerd to PurpleIntellectual
PurpleIntellectual: Thank you.
CinnamonRoll: why does Vi get what she wants
ActuallyGod: cuz I liked it
ActuallyGod has renamed Scrooge_McDuck to MoneyBags
Green_Bean: wow that's creative
022: Your Uncle would like me to tell you that he has had far worse insults than that.
ActuallyGod has renamed MoneyBags to OldMan
022: He has never looked so offended.
022: No, but he did gasp.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: hold up
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: I thought Mrs B vowed not to talk to us
ActuallyGod: we r irresistible
022: I got sick of watching your uncle try and type.
Green_Bean: someone understands my pain
ActuallyGod has renamed 022 to PipPipCheerio
ActuallyGod has renamed PipPipCheerio to TeaTime
TeaTime: Lena De Spell.
ActuallyGod has renamed TeaTime to Big_B
Big_B: You're making it far worse.
ActuallyGod: I'm having fun and being myself and that's what counts
ActuallyGod has renamed Big_B to Tina
ActuallyGod: its simple but effective
Green_Bean: like my foot up urabschdk7zo);:*]jdow
ActuallyGod: excuse me
SmolNerd: Mrs B walked in and saw what he was typing
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: Mrs B s n a t c h e d the phone
CinnamonRoll: Granny's lecturing him
CinnamonRoll: it isn't pretty
DuckDad: language, Louie
ActuallyGod: he legit didn't say anything
DuckDad: he tried to and that's what counts
Green_Bean: Oh father of the ducks
DuckDad: the answer is probably no
Green_Bean: I would like to report a crime
DuckDad: what happened????
DuckDad: are you ok???
Green_Bean: Mrs B is not following groupchat rule No.3
Green_Bean: What happens in the groupchat stays in the groupchat
DuckDad: Louie I was worried
Green_Bean: you should be!
Green_Bean: a heynious crime has been committed!
Tina: And just why should I agree to this rule?
Moon_Mom: plot convenience
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: Vi, Huey and Mrs B should make a perfect grammar squad
ActuallyGod: well call them teh shakespears
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: a squad made in heaven
CinnamonRoll: cool but I'm pretty sure Hueys at a lower level to Violet and Granny
CinnamonRoll: he doesn't use full stops
CinnamonRoll: and he gets memes
ActuallyGod: yea Vi spent like an hour trying to figure out the science behind memes
PurpleIntellectual: They make no sense.
PurpleIntellectual: You showed me one of Lord Quackwad with the letter "E" and a variety of edits on it.
PurpleIntellectual: You seemed to find it hilarious.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: wow u weren't kidding
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: omg he's saltyyyyyy
SmolNerd: I am not.
Green_Bean: it's ok Hue
Green_Bean: u can be their trainee
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: you can train with them
PurpleIntellectual: I refuse to be in a group called the "Shakespeares".
ActuallyGod: u don't get a choice
ActuallyGod has created a new groupchat
ActuallyGod has added PurpleIntellectual, Tina, and SmolNerd
ActuallyGod has named the groupchat "The Shakespeares"
SmolNerd: Jesus Christ
AcutallyGod has left “The Shakespeares”
Tina has left “The Shakespeares”
SmolNerd: how did I not see that one coming
PurpleIntellectual: Because you are not a fully trained intellectual.
PurpleIntellectual has left “The Shakespeares”
SmolNerd: I have been abandoned
SmolNerd has left “The Shakespeares”
“Family Group chat :)”
SmolNerd: The Shakespeares have been burnt to ashes
SmolNerd: I was the sole survivor
SmolNerd: Violet and Mrs B didn’t make it out in time
PurpleIntellectual: I would appreciate it if you didn’t tell everyone I was dead.
SmolNerd: Sometimes I can still hear the voices
ActuallyGod: guys the chat was made like ten second ago
ActuallyGod: how is it dead already
SmolNerd: I wanted to stay, so I could have intelligent conversation
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: I feel so attacked
SmolNerd: But then Mrs B left
SmolNerd: Then Violet insulted me, and proceeded to leave
SmolNerd: And then I had no choice but to leave :(
ActuallyGod: y didn’t u just add them back u spoon
SmolNerd: you and I both know they would have just left again
ActuallyGod: you could have restricted admin rights and then made it so they couldn’t leave
ActuallyGod: U spaz
ActuallyGod: forgive me for my sins father
PurpleIntellectual: Why is restricting people being able to leave even a thing?
Moon_Mom: Plot convenience
Hope you enjoyed! If you have any suggestions for names, please leave them in the comments, I’m already running out ideas
Huey - SmolNerd
Dewey - HowDoesHeDeweyIt
Louie - Green_Bean
Webby - CinnamonRoll
Lena - ActuallyGod
Donald - DuckDad
Della - Moon_Mom
Scrooge - OldMan
Beakley - Tina
Launchpad - urnewbff
Chapter 3: Well Frick
There’s a hammer on the loose
This ones a lil shorter than the others (I think) and I wrote it at like 3am, so I’m not to sure what’s going on here
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
OldMan: does anyone know where Donalds hammer is
Green_Bean: for a price
DuckDad: its important
ActuallyGod: why tho
Moon_Mom: I may or may not have gotten it cursed
Tina: Would it happen to have a a beige handle that’s stuck on with tape, and have drops of what I certainly hope is not blood on it?
DuckDad: YES THAT’S IT
DuckDad: WHERE IS IT??
urnewbff: it just flew thru the window :)))
urnewbff: dont worry D! we got it! :D
Tina: no we do not
ActuallyGod: oh no
ActuallyGod: she’s not using perfect grammar
ActuallyGod: something’s wrong
urnewbff: she’s fighting the hammer
OldMan: stalk it, we’ll be home in about 10 mins
Tina: I’m going to assume you meant stall.
Tina: I’m stalling a hammer.
Tina: What has my life come to?
CinnamonRoll: how are you texting and fighting??
urnewbff: were hiding in a bush :(
Tina: It appears to have grown a body.
Tina: An abnormally sized body.
urnewbff: it has rlly big fists :0
urnewbff: Duckworth’s here!! :D
DuckDad: what’s he doing?
Tina: Being incredibly annoying.
OldMan: that’s not what he meant and you know it
Tina: I’m not kidding.
Tina: He laughed at us and left.
Moon_Mom: we should be home in half an hour tops!
DuckDad: STOP TEXTING AND FLYING
CinnamonRoll: I’m still confused
CinnamonRoll: what’s happening????
OldMan: Della brought Donald’s tool box in case of repairs, and now the hammers been possessed
ActuallyGod: Uncle Scrooge I’m so proud of u
ActuallyGod: ur texting is getting so much faster :)
OldMan: not the time
urnewbff: Mrs b and I got sepereted :,((((
Tina: the hammer crashed in between us
Tina: LP where are you?
Green_Bean: ok so it was weird when u typed with 10/10 spelling n stuff but ngl seeing u text without proper grammar is scary
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: u know it’s bad when Mrs B isn’t typing like Shakespeare
urnewbff: Im in the garage :))))
DuckDad: why don’t you two just call???
Moon_Mom: plot convenience
urnewbff: Mrs b!!!!!
urnewbff: how could you say that??? D:
ActuallyGod: yo what’s going down
Green_Bean: what’s this tea
urnewbff: I heard Mrs B say a bad word!! D:
ActuallyGod: calm down tea time
DuckDad: Beakley plz don’t swear in front of he kids
Moon_Mom: the kids aren’t there tho
DuckDad: sorry, the man child
Tina: I said frick.
SmolNerd: I’m ashamed
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: I thought I could trust u
CinnamonRoll: how is that better
Tina: Not only did that hammer mutant find me, but frick is not a swear.
CinnamonRoll: It’s not???
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: OMG SHE SAID IT AGAIN
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: COVER UR EARS
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: FIND THE HOLY WATER
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: CALL THE POPE
ActuallyGod: disgraceful behaviour on my Christian minecraft server
Moon_Mom: This groupchat is everything to me
Moon_Mom: we’ll be there in like 5 mins
Moon_Mom: maybe less
OldMan: where are you two?
Urnewbff: I’m heading up to the kitchen :D
Tina: Good, I’m underneath the kitchen table.
SmolNerd: excuse me
ActuallyGod: for a spy u have pretty dumb hiding places
Tina: It appears to navigate using smell, not sight.
Tina: The kitchen is full of conflicting smells, the food, utensils etc.
Tina: It’s currently opening drawers to see if I’m inside.
CinnamonRoll: How would you even get into a drawer?
OldMan: it’s happened before
Green_Bean: excuse me
Tina: That was a pocket dimension, not a drawer.
DuckDad: it sure looked like a drawer
Tina: It was not a drawer!
Moon_Mom: pretty sure it was
PurpleIntellectual: I have been silently observing the situation this entire time, and I can conclude that it would be beneficial for you to leave this group chat should the police find reason to search your phone.
ActuallyGod: pretty sure this chat would be the reason they searched the phone
So I didn’t end up changing any of the names, but I’m gonna use your suggestions when I do!
Not gonna bother putting a list of names in this one, like I said they haven’t changed
Chapter 4: Gay time
It’s time for more gay
Thanks to everyone who commented names! I’ve used some of them and I plan use some more in future chapters! :))
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
ActuallyGod: dammit webby
Green_Bean: u had one job
CinnamonRoll: What did I do
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: you broke the chain
Green_Bean: hey Lena
Green_Bean: change my name
Green_Bean: or else
Green_Bean: I will literally pay u
ActuallyGod: u better
CinnamonRoll: can u change mine to??
CinnamonRoll: I want something new!!!
ActuallyGod has renamed Green_Bean to GreenerPastures
GreenerPastures: I want a refund
CinnamonRoll: do me!!!!
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: she means that in more ways than one
ActuallyGod has renamed CinnamonRoll to Pink
Pink: I love it
ActuallyGod has renamed HowDoesHeDeweyIt to Bitch
Bitch: excuse u
GreenerPastures: quick change it before uncle donalds sweardar kicks in
DuckDad: LENA MCDUCK
Bitch: lol I keep forgetting u got ur name changed
AcutallyGod: it happened like yesterday
PurpleIntellectual: How on earth could you forget that so fast?
Bitch: leave me alone
Bitch: u meanies
DuckDad: CHANGE THAT NAME RIGHT NOW
Moon_Mom: Lena no
ActuallyGod: Lena yes
DuckDad: LENA NO
AcutallyGod: Lena maybe?
Pink: Lena no
ActuallyGod: Lena no
ActuallyGod has renamed Bitch to Bluey
Bluey: This is Biphobia
ActuallyGod: I have angered the father
SmolNerd: You better run.
GreenerPastures: enough with the grammar
AcutallyGod has renamed DuckDad to TheDuckFather
TheDuckFather: you are not helping yourself
OldMan: What in dismal downs is going on here?
GreenerPastures: *cue the cutscene of Uncle Scrooge at the garage*
Bluey: *which one*
ActuallyGod: *theres like seven*
GreenerPastures: *all of them*
Pink: what are you even doing
Pink: I feel like I’m missing something
SmolNerd: they’re just being special.
Bluey: HOLD THE PHONE
GreenerPastures: HE DIDNT PUT A CAPITLA LETTER AT THE START OF THE SENTENCE
SmolNerd: Oh no-
AcutallyGod: where’s Mrs b
AcutallyGod: almost all the Shakespeares are here
GreenerPastures: I’m gonna start paying people to go on this chat more
Pink: yeah we spill some great tea :)
ActuallyGod: *gay tea
GreenerPastures: is everyone here gay
Pink: I think so
Pink: lgbt at least
Bluey: ye cause I’m Bi
Bluey: Hueys ace
Bluey: Louie’s Pan
GreenerPastures: if one of u makes a frying pan joke I will freak
ActuallyGod has renamed GreenerPastures to FryingPan
Pink: I like Grenerpastares better
Pink: wow that was some great spelling
ActuallyGod: can we get an F in the chat for webbys spelling
Bluey: back to the gay
PurpleIntellectual: Why are you telling us this? We’re already aware of each other’s sexualities
Moon_Mom: plot convenience
Pink: What does that mean??????
Moon_Mom: no ur supposed to say what
Pink: I want answers!!!
Bluey: GUYS ITS GAY TIME
AcutallyGod has renamed FryingPan to GreenerPastures
GreenerPastures: Thank you lord lena
Bluey: where was I
Bluey: Lena and Webby are lesbeans
Pink: I like beans!
AcutallyGod: and gorls
Bluey: Uncle Donald is our token disaster Bi
TheDuckFather: I raised you better than this
Moon_Mom: did u tho?
Bluey: so is mom
Moon_Mom: we’re the bi twins
Moon_Mom: the Bi guys
Moon_Mom: I am a genius
Bluey: Uncle Scrooge’s been alive way to long to be straight
Bluey: he’s gotta be like Bi or pan or smthn
ActuallyGod: I feel more pride for ur typing than anything else
GreenerPastures: you’ve come so far
SmolNerd: We’re so proud of you.
Bluey: Launchpad either Bi or pan
Bluey: idk he just goes out with everyone
urnewbff: I’m everyone’s friend :D
Bluey: Vi is gay I think?
PurpleIntellectual: I’m still figuring it out.
Pink: take ur time sis
AcutallyGod: one of us one of us one of us one of us
AcutallyGod: u do u
AcutallyGod: u funky lil nerd
Bluey: That leaves Mrs b
Bluey: I actually don’t know
AcutallyGod: Webby spill the tea
Pink: I never asked
AcutallyGod: if she’s straight she’s getting kicked
Tina: I’m straight.
Pink: suddenly, out of nowhere, granny!
Bluey: how does she Dewey it?
ActuallyGod has removed Tina from “Family Group chat :)”
urnewbff: Not Mrs B!!! :,(
OldMan: Bentina what on earth
GreenerPastures: how can a member of our family be straight
OldMan: she’s not straight!
OldMan: she just wanted out of the chat
AcutallyGod: hang on
ActuallyGod has added Tina to “Family Group chat :)”
Tina: It was worth a try.
Bluey: wait so r u straight
Tina: Absolutely not.
ActuallyGod: I knew it
ActuallyGod has renamed “Family Group chat :)” to “The GaysTM”
ActuallyGod has renamed Tina to Lesbean
Pink: I approve
Review or I confiscate ur gay
But please review anyway :)
ActuallyGod has renamed ActuallyGod to ExtremeLesbean
ActuallyGod has renamed Lesbean to Tina
Tina: I can’t believe I’m glad to have this for a name.
Bluey: why u change Granny Gay’s name??
GreenerPastures: GRANNY GAY
ExtremeLesbean has renamed Tina to Granny_Gay
Granny_Gay: Hold on-
Bluey: oh no
Granny_Gay: It’s four o’clock in the morning!
ExtremeLesbean: congrats Nanny McPhee
ExtremeLesbean: u can tell the time
Granny_Gay: Bed! Now!
Pink: Granny why are you up at 4
Granny_Gay: That’s not important, all of you get to bed, Now!
ExtremeLesbean: guys I got this it’s fine
ExtremeLesbean has renamed Granny_Gay to Tina
ExtremeLesbean: I have defused the situation
Tina: No you have not.
Bluey: ur changing her name to Tina cause your scared aren’t you
Pink: yeah she is
ExtremeLesbean: umm no
Pink: you legit just said “I’m scared so imma keep her as Tina”
Pink: where are u?
GreenerPastures: you have summoned him
ExtremeLesbean: Having a spy in the fam has been kind of a letdown tbh
Bluey: yeah like instead of it being all explosions and bad guys, it’s all “yo what’s for dinner” “classified”
Moon_Mom: Mrs b ur supposed to be cool
Urnewbff: she is cool!!! >:(
TheDuckFather: how do u do it
TheDuckFather: you’ve managed to anger the kindest people here
Bluey: ur gonna die
GreenerPastures: can we get an f in the chat for mom
OldMan: What is this f?
GreenerPastures: omg Uncle Scrooge XD
Bluey: W h a t i s t h i s f ?
ExtremeLesbean: f in the chat for Uncle Scrooge
PurpleIntellectual: Why do none of the adults on this chat care that it’s four o’clock in the morning?
ExtremeLesbean: Mrs b cared
Bluey: yeah but she’s dabbed out of the chat for now
GreenerPastures: do u think she’s dead
Moon_Mom: I’m pretty sure Mrs B can’t be killed
Moon_Mom: she legit snogged death
ExtremeLesbean: EXCUSE ME
Pink: wait is death a boy or a girl
GreenerPastures: idk they had a big ol hood up and like never talked
SmolNerd: Uncle Scrooge?
ExtremeLesbean: can we talk about how Mrs b had sex with death
ExtremeLesbean: sex is not a swear calm down
PurpleIntellectual: I’m sorry, but I wish to return to the subject of your grandmother having sex with a ghost?
PurpleIntellectual: How does that even work?
OldMan: Technically the three ghosts don’t have genders, Past and Present have started identifying as male but that’s relatively recent.
ExtremeLesbean: we s t a n non binary ghosts
SmolNerd: How recent?
OldMan: last centaurs or so
ExtremeLesbean: f in the chat for Uncle Scrooge’s spelling
PurpleIntellectual: Not again.
Pink: this is getting old Lena
Urnewbff: wait what was wrong with the spelling :0
ExtremeLesbean has renamed urnewbff to F
F: Bleh? :0
ExtremeLesbean has renamed F to Bleh
Bleh: ? (._.)
GreenerPastures: omg launchpads emoticons are on point
Bluey: what a lad
Tina: All of you, bed, now!
TheDuckFather: where even are you
GreenerPastures: Mrs b I swtg
ExtremeLesbean: I’m throwing myself off the money bin
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Bluey: hey fam
Bluey: fam I’m bored
Bluey: don’t ignore me
Bluey: this is Biphobia
Bluey: we need to protest against Lena’s admin rights
GreenerPastures: I’m listening
ExtremeLesbean: Absolutely not
ExtremeLesbean has renamed Bluey to No
No: come on
No: it ain’t fair
SmolNerd: This way of life just ain’t it chief
ExtremeLesbean has renamed ExtremeLesbean to Chief
Chief: Yes it is
Pink: Lena no
Chief: does this look like a fuckig democracy to you
Chief: oh come on
Chief: this is getting ridiculous
No: I’m like 90% percent sure that he stalks the chat whenever he gets a notification
GreenerPastures: nah fam it’s magic
Pink: Lena can you at least change Dewey’s name
Pink: no is not a good name
Chief has renamed No to TheBlueOne
TheBlueOne: this is an injustice
Chief: webs r u happy
Chief: after all I’ve done for u
SmolNerd: All you’ve done is confiscate our human rights.
GreenerPastures: yo can we get the rest of the fam online
TheBlueOne: quick someone swear so we can get Uncle Donald
TheBlueOne: I got him
TheDuckFather: I never left
TheDuckFather: I’ve been watching
Pink: omg u were right
Pink: he does stalk the chat
GreenerPastures: quick how do we summon the others
SmolNerd: Someone at school beat me up
TheDuckFather: HUEY ARE YOU OK
Moon_Mom: MY BABY
SmolNerd: There you go
GreenerPastures: Wait you didnt use a full stop
SmolNerd: it’s tiring
SmolNerd: I’ve given up
Moon_Mom: wait but is Huey ok
TheDuckFather: yeah they just wanted to get you online
Moon_Mom: how dare you
Moon_Mom: you would use my motherly nature against me?
TheDuckFather: yes they would
Pink: that’s four to left
TheBlueOne: yo where’s my bff
Bleh: I’M HERE :D
TheBlueOne: I got another one
Chief: wait but i thought u and Mrs B were best friends
Bleh: they’re both my best friends!! :D
GreenerPastures: WE’VE BEEN ROBBED
SmolNerd: Excuse me
OldMan: No we havenr
OldMan: I would know
Chief: h a v e n r
GreenerPastures: I got him
GreenerPastures: All yall we got on here have to stay
Moon_Mom: chill we’re still here
TheDuckFather: we’re observing
Moon_Mom: we be chilling in the houseboat
Moon_Mom: was that good
Moon_Mom: I was being hip and down with the kids
TheDuckFather: you’re a disgrace
Moon_Mom: How dare you
Bleh: I’m here to!!! :))))
GreenerPastures: Uncle $ I’ll give u five dollars if you stay
OldMan: I’m a billionaire
GreenerPastures: so u don’t want the money
OldMan: No I’m taking the money
GreenerPastures: then stay
OldMan: why do you insit on calling me Uncle $
TheBlueOne: it’s quicker don’t judge us
Pink: it’s just Granny we have to get now right?
Pink: OH AND VIOLET
Chief: Granny Gay where u at
Pink: I’m gonna go find her
Pink: you guys get Vi
GreenerPastures: hey can someone explain Quantum Physics
PurpleIntellectual: Did somebody say Quantum Physics?
PurpleIntellectual: Well then,
GreenerPastures: wait don’t actually explain Qauntom Physics I just wanted you on the chat
PurpleIntellectual: Why would you betray me like this?
Chief: congrats webs u got her
OldMan: how’d they get you
Tina: How do you think?
OldMan: the face?
Tina: The face.
Chief: I feel u
TheDuckFather: What did you kids even want us here for
GreenerPastures: for the memes
Chief: we did it for the vine
TheBlueOne: for our lord and saviour Shaggy
SmolNerd: For maximum Homosexuality
Pink: so you can be the yee to our haw
Tina: I speak many languages but this is not one of them.
PurpleIntellectual: Why did you do it for a vine?
Chief: you gotta do it for the vine
Pink: Vi do u know what Vine is
PurpleIntellectual: Of course I do.
PurpleIntellectual: A plant whose stem requires support and which climbs by tendrils or twining or creeps along the ground.
Pink: Vi honey
Next chapter will probably pick up where this one left off, please review if you enjoyed!