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The8: K so when are we going out for bowling again?

Yugyeom: you know... when SOMEONE's finally back in the country

DK: *cough* Jungkook *cough*

Jungkook: Oh so it's my fault now? What about jae and bam huh??

Jaehyun: listen it's one thing to be out of the country for a month and another to be out for a YEAR

Jungkook: excuse you it's 10 months

Mingyu: SAME DIFFERENCE

Bambam: and besides i leave for like what?

Bambam: two weeks at max

Jungkook: not fair.

The8: back to my point

The8: all of you hurry the fuck up and get your asses over here so I can beat them in bowling

DK: babe you suck at bowling

The8: SAYS YOU

The8: YOU LITERALLY KNOCKED DOWN PINS ON THE OTHER LANE

DK: not the point.

Bambam: lmaooo that was hilarious

Yugyeom: is that a challenge Xu Minghao???

Mingyu: yikes.

Mingyu: full name lads

Mingyu: shits about to get serious

Jungkook: oooooo

Jaehyun: oooooo

DK: oooooo

Bambam: oooooo

The8: listen here you fucking giant

The8: I have nunchucks and I'm not afraid to use them.

Bambam: OOOOOO

Jaehyun: OOOOOO

DK: OOOOOO

Jungkook: OOOOOO

Yugyeom: oh yeah??

Yugyeom: bet you wouldn't mind if one of your boyfriends used them

DK: actually i think wonwoo did use them once

Jungkook: WHAT

Bambam: RIP IN PEACE

Bambam: THAT'S AWESOME

Jaehyun: THAT'S HORRIFYING

Mingyu: ah come on jae don't pretend you're not kinky now

Mingyu: your group practically revealed your crossdressing kink back in halloween

Jungkook: LMAOOOO

Jaehyun: that's different

The8: whatever floats your goat sweetheart

Bambam: hey yug

Bambam: you think jinyoung would mind using nunchucks??

Yugyeom: DO NOT

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Jungkook: who the FUCK left their dirty underwear in my suitcase

Jungkook: yikes wrong group

Jaehyun: tmi jungkook tmi

Jungkook: oh please you act as if we don't know all about your sex life with your 91376219 boyfriends

Jaehyun: alright sheesh sorry man

Jaehyun: besides what are you calling me out for? You literally have no shame on us when it comes to your 7 boyfriends

Jungkook: 7?? Bro you know they're 6

Jaehyun: ah right my bad

Jaehyun: I forgot Jin-hyung had the shoulder capacity for two people

Bambam: LMAOOOO TRUE

DK: Mingyu literally has water splashing out of his nose from how hard he laughed

The8: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Yugyeom: HAHAHAHAHA

Mingyu: I'M ALIVE

Jungkook: Listen

Jungkook: True.

~

DK: if i ever decide to hang out with bam and yug alone ever again

DK: someone kick me in the balls

DK: @Mingyu @Jaehyun @Jungkook @The8

Yugyeom: you're just jealous that your boyfriends couldn't be with you

DK: SO YOU DECIDE TO DEEPTHROAT HIM??

Yugyeom: I DID NOT

DK: DID TO

Yugyeom: DID NOT

Bambam: (he did fyi @Mingyu @Jungkook @Jaehyun @The8)

Yugyeom: fucking

Yugyeom: are you on my side or his??

Mingyu: Yug babe

Mingyu: there's no point in lying

Mingyu: we've all seen it happen before

Jaehyun: Yup

The8: Yup

Jungkook: Yup

Yugyeom: disloyal fuckers

Yugyeom: you guys never support me

Jungkook: and miss the chance to make fun of you??

The8: not today sweetheart

Yugyeom: I hate you all.




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3:12 AM Korea Time

97-Liner Groupchat

Yugyeom: DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT

Yugyeom: FUCK YOU

Yugyeom: YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

DK: what's going on?

Bambam: I'M SORRY

Bambam: WHY YOU GOTTA EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS ON THE GROUP

Bambam: also @DK shouldn't you be sleeping?

DK: don't worry about it

DK: Seungkwans hogging the blankets again

Yugyeom: YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT

Bambam: YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING SO I CALLED

Jaehyun: isn't it like 3 AM in korea rn

Yugyeom: YEAH

Bambam: LISTEN

Bambam: ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS WHETHER YOU WANTED THAT BOMBER JACKET YOU LIKED IN WHITE OR BLUE

Bambam: IT'S HALF PRICE HERE IN MILAN

Yugyeom: I FUCKING HATE YOU KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL

Yugyeom: I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP

Yugyeom: also blue.

Bambam: fucking knew it

Jungkook: damn someone's pissy when woken up

Bambam: you don't know the half of it man

DK: well not that watching yug deck bam wasn't fun

DK: but i'm gonna try to get some sleep

Jungkook: is that sarcasm i detect

Jaehyun: next time

Jaehyun: just get both and steal one

Bambam: fuck

Bambam: why didn't i think of that

~

8:25 AM Korea Time

Mingyu: what we miss

The8: tf happened here

DK: don't worry about it

~

Mingyu: guys

The8: shut up

DK: HAHAHAHHAHA

Jungkook: ?????

Mingyu: how can someone

The8: shut up

Yugyeom: tf

Mingyu: be so bad at directions???

DK: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

The8: would you like to engage in the act of silencing yourself

DK: HAHAHAHAH

Jaehyun: lmao what's making Seokmin laugh so hard??

Mingyu: alright kids storytime!

Jungkook: oh this is gonna be good

The8: I will fucking murder you in your sleep Kim Mingyu

Jaehyun: hey seok does minghao have smoke coming out of his ears?

Mingyu: seoks too busy busting a lung to reply

Mingyu: anyways

Mingyu: so I'm just sitting down with my hyungs minding our own business

Jaehyun: making out you mean

Mingyu: listen jeonghan hyung got a new choker and he looks absolutely amazing in it

Mingyu: what am i gonna do? Say no?

Jungkook: Point

MingyuAnyways

The8: Do fucking not.

Yugyeom: hey min lock your door or something

DK: don't worry about it

Jungkook: yikes

Mingyu: when all of a sudden i hear yelling from downstairs

The8: LET ME GO YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Mingyu: so we look down and what do we see??

Mingyu: Minghao being scolded by the angry old lady that lives in the next building

DK: very loudly might we add

Mingyu: turns out

The8: Fuck you all.

Mingyu: he forgot where his own building was and entered the wrong one

Yugyeom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Jungkook: LMAOOOO HOW CAN SOMEONE FORGOT THEIR OWN BUILDING

The8: I DIDN'T I JUST WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION

Jaehyun: didn't you also once forget where your school was and ended going to a completely different school on the other side of town?

The8: I love death and dying.

DK: YES HE DID

DK: HIS MOM SWORE IT

The8: I've lived a good life.

Yugyeom: minghao

Yugyeom: im not saying that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard

Yugyeom: but that's exactly what im saying

Jungkook: LMAOOOOOO

Mingyu: kook busted a lung yet?

Jungkook: IM IN TEARS

The8: imma just go throw myself out the window now

Jaehyun: and risk letting the old lady get to you?

The8: FUCK NO

Yugyeom: rip in peace

~

Bambam: what i miss

Bambam: LMAOOO HOW CAN SOMEONE FORGET THEIR OWN BUILDING

The8: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Jaehyun: alright so does anyone want anything from the US

Bambam: what a generous offer

Bambam: what's going on?

Jaehyun: nothing

Jaehyun: i just decided to be a nice human being

DK: thanks man but nothing

Jungkook: I'm good thanks jae

Jaehyun: don't you have a concert in like 10 mins

Jungkook: RIGHT

Jungkook: BYE

Yugyeom: american chocolate!!

Jaehyun: lmao idk if they'll survive on the plane but sure

Yugyeom: :D

Mingyu: ummmm no clue

The8: just get him a new mop or something

Jaehyun: mop?

Mingyu: OH OH THE ONE WITH THE NEW TWIST FEATURE???

Mingyu: THAT WAY I CAN GET INTO THE HARDEST CORNERS

Mingyu: AND CLEAN THAT NASTY SPOT BEHIND CHAN'S BED

Jaehyun: ... he reminds me of Taeyong.

Bambam: jfc

Bambam: do you guys make him roleplay as a maid or butler or something

The8: mm sometimes yeah

DK: he cums the hardest when we do

Jaehyun: oo tae-hyung does too!!

Yugyeom: I'm

Yugyeom: ....

~

Jungkook: so

Jungkook: now that i'm free for a tiny while

Jungkook: we have matters to discuss.

The8: ????

Yugyeom: ?

Jungkook: we have revealed on this group that NCT has a huge crossdressing kink and that both NCT and Seventeen take parts in a roleplaying kink

DK: okay...?

Jaehyun: please don't tell me this is going where I think its going

Jungkook: oh yes

Jungkook: so what are your kinks??? :DDDD

Mingyu: kook wtf

Jungkook: how are we supposed to be best buds forever if we don't know all of our kinks?!

Jungkook: it's for bonding purposes!

Yugyeom: bonding purposes? Or ideas for your next orgy

Jungkook: SHUT.

Jaehyun: fucking knew it

Bambam: ight so praise, powerplay, bondage

DK: Woah woah you're into bondage??

Jaehyun: why are we like this

The8: you're asking me @jaehyun

Yugyeom: it's one of his biggest kinks

Jungkook: interesting

Jungkook: and is there a specific way to be tied up?

Mingyu: kook seriously wtf

Jungkook: i'm bored and horny

Jungkook: problem?

Jaehyun: you're always horny

Jungkook: SAYS YOU

Jaehyun: WHEN

DK: i think all of us in this group are always horny

The8: Point

Jungkook: FINE

Jungkook: I won't ask anymore.

Jungkook: Hmph.

Yugyeom: Bam also crossdresses

DK: oh yeahhh i remember his MAMA outfit and nails

DK: great outfit btw

Bambam: why thank you

*Jaehyun has left the group.*

*Mingyu has added Jaehyun into the group.*

Mingyu: do not act as if Ten wasn't sucking your dick like 10 minutes ago

The8: LMAOOOOO

Yugyeom: HAHHAHAHA

Jungkook: LMAOOOOO

DK: HAHAHAHHA

Bambam: HAHAHHAHA

Jaehyun: i hate you all.

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Bambam: I have a question

DK: ????

Jaehyun: what's up

Bambam: how come we've never talked about how gay seventeens choreos are

Yugyeom: omg true

Bambam: like all that hand-holding and shit

Bambam: @The8 @DK @Mingyu are you trying to expose yourselves???

The8: pft noo

Mingyu: it just so happens that the choreos like that

Bambam: and i just so happen to have a dildo up my ass

Jungkook: omg i never paid attention

Jungkook: so true

Jungkook: its like a sophisticated orgy

DK: oh says you

DK: DNA??? Fake Love??? Blood Sweat and Tears man

Yugyeom: LMAOOO HE'S RIGHT

Jungkook: shut.

Jaehyun: I'm impressed

The8: ??? With what

Jaehyun: Bam actually said something smart for once

Mingyu: HAHAHHAHAHA

Jungkook: LMAOOOO

The8: HAHAHHAH

Bambam: I will murder you Jung Yoonoh.

Jaehyun: come at me bro

Yugyeom: hey didn't jae rank one of the tops in physical strength or something?

Bambam: on second thought, im good!!

Jaehyun: that's more like it.

~

Jungkook: BITCHES

Jungkook: [image]

Mingyu: did you send a pic of your new dorm to flex or something?

Jungkook: no

Jungkook: what i meant to say was

Jungkook: I'M BACK IN KOREA BABY

Yugyeom: TAKE COVER

The8: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Bambam: HIDE YOUR CHILDREN

Mingyu: HIDE YOUR DOGS

Jungkook: oh for fucks sake

Jungkook: i really dont like you guys rn

Jaehyun: what they probably meant to say was

Jaehyun: Welcome back!!

DK: ^^!!!

Jungkook: thanks guys :')

Jungkook: you two have official been ranked my favorite best friends

Jungkook: everyone else can go suck dick

Yugyeom: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

Yugyeom: I HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME

Yugyeom: I DEMAND MY RIGHTS

Bambam: jokes on you what makes you think i wasnt sucking dick

DK: im

DK: appalled

Jungkook: ....

Jungkook: you got me there.

~

Yugyeom: now that kooks back

Yugyeom: let's go drinking!!

DK: you want to go drinking?

Jaehyun: the baby of the group???

Jungkook: what is this sin????

Bambam: a tragedy!! Our sweet boy has been corrupted!!

Mingyu: tainted!! By the devil's desires!!

The8: what is this tragedy struck upon us?!

Yugyeom: are you all fucking high rn or something

DK: What is this foul language!!

Jungkook: who has dared to ruin our sweet innocent summer child!!

Yugyeom: i am literally two months younger than you

Jaehyun: we must gather together and cleanse his sins!

The8: we must brothers!

Yugyeom: Oh for fucks sake

Yugyeom: can you all shut up

Yugyeom: im literally taller than all of you

Mingyu: no you're not

Yugyeom: no im not

Yugyeom: BUT STILL

Bambam: we must purify this innocent soul!

Yugyeom: you know what

Yugyeom: why did i even bother

Yugyeom: i get the same reaction everytime i suggest we go drinking

Yugyeom: fuck you all

~

DK: so who wants to go drinking?

Bambam: in

Mingyu: ^

Jaehyun: ^

The8: ^

Jungkook: ^

Yugyeom: I will gouge all of your eyes out.

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97-Liners Groupchat

The8: did we ever tell you guys about Mingyu's massive crush on Mino from Winner

Jungkook: I mean, who wouldn't have a crush on that guy?

DK: Point

DK: But no forreal we have proof

PalmTree: He's just so fucking fine

PalmTree: like

PalmTree: I'd gladly be his fiancé

PalmTree: have you heard his voice

PalmTree: his eyes

PalmTree: his dick

Bambam: um

Bambam: if I didn't know how in love you were with your group i'd suspect something

Jaehyun: fuck that i'm suspecting something

DK: Trust me

DK: if he had a chance

The8: we'd let him

PalmTree: he's so fucking gorgeous i'd gladly let him pin me down

PalmTree: wait

PalmTree: when did my username change??

The8: and there's your proof

The8: Seok and I wanted to test how distracted you can get by Mino

The8: answer? Long enough to not notice us taking your phone and changing your username

Yugyeom: damn he really is whipped

Jungkook: wow

Jungkook: ok but i'd do the same for GD

Jaehyun: same

Bambam: same

Yugyeom: same

The8: same

DK: Hyuna

Yugyeom: WHAT

DK: my bisexual ass thirsts for her ok

DK: she can do whatever he wants with me

PalmTree: if i wasn't so whipped for Mino I'd agree

PalmTree: ok wait

*PalmTree changed his username to Mingyu*

Jaehyun: i liked palm tree better

Mingyu: you shut up

~

DK: I SAW HER

DK: AT THE STORE

Jaehyun: saw who?

The8: he saw hyuna

DK: I FUCKING SAW HYUNA

DK: SHE SMILED AT ME

The8: (she smiled at all of us)

DK: MY BISEXUAL ASS IS SHAKING

Yugyeom: there there seok

DK: IT WAS MAGICAL

Mingyu: he's literally bouncing from excitement

DK: THERE WAS A CONNECTION

DK: I FELT IT

The8: (she was being polite)

Jungkook: i'm sure there was seok

Bambam: she's probably overjoyed too

DK: YES

DK: I BELIEVE IT

DK: IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

The8: Mingyu? I think its time we put him to bed

Mingyu: i gotcha

Jungkook: yikes

Jaehyun: do we want to know?

The8: nah we'll just calm him down and maybe tie him up

Mingyu: grab the lube while i carry him?

The8: got it

Yugyeom: okayyy this is some freaky shit that the group does not need to know

Yugyeom: have fun you freaky shits

Bambam: ^

Jaehyun: ^

Jungkook: ^

~

Bambam: @Jungkook @Jaehyun @DK @The8 @Mingyu

Bambam: would anyone be willing to adopt me into their group

The8: lmaoo what happened

Bambam: GOT7 is cancelled.

Bambam: that's what.

Jaehyun: @Yugyeom what did you do

Yugyeom: baaaabe

Yugyeom: sweetheart

Yugyeom: we're sorryyyyyy

Bambam: NO

Bambam: YOU BROKE MY ASS

Bambam: I CAN'T FEEL MY LOWER BACK

Jungkook: rough night bro?

Bambam: THEY GANGBANGED ME

DK: Yikes

Mingyu: so it was a rough night huh

Yugyeom: Bammmm

Yugyeom: you know we love youuuu

Bambam: FUCK YOU

Yugyeom: come on

Yugyeom: i'll prepare you a bath

Yugyeom: with that purple bath bomb you like?

Yugyeom: and some wine

Yugyeom: how about that?

Bambam: UNFUCK YOU

Yugyeom: :DDDD

Jaehyun: wow what a romantic

The8: truly

The8: @DK @Mingyu wanna gangbang vernon?

Mingyu: see ya boys

DK: I'll get the box

Mingyu: bye guys

Jungkook: um

Jaehyun: well that was interesting

Jungkook: truly

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The8: um

The8: hi guys

The8: how are you???

Yugyeom: spit it out

The8: um

The8: so like my group are all practicing

The8: but i had a meeting

The8: so like

Jungkook: ming just say it

The8: I'M LOST OKAY

Jaehyun: Again?

The8: SHUT IT.

Bambam: how the fuck...?

The8: I GET IT

The8: IM AN IDIOT WITH NO SENSE OF DIRECTION

The8: NOW CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME BC GOOGLE MAPS ISNT RESPONDING

Jungkook: wow even google maps is tired of your shit

The8: FUCK YOU AND JUST HELP ME

Yugyeom: alright alright

Yugyeom: but first

*Yugyeom changed The8's username to Nosenseofdirection*

Yugyeom: nah too long

*Yugyeom changed Nosenseofdirection's username to Lostboy*

Yugyeom: perfect!

Bambam: GENIUS

Lostboy: sleep with one eye open tonight.

Jaehyun: ming just tell us where you are

Jaehyun: are there any signs?

Lostboy: um no

Lostboy: there's a convenience store

Lostboy: and there are series of shops

Lostboy: and i think there's a park up ahead?

Jungkook: ...

Jungkook: you're gonna have to be a bit more specific

Bambam: ^!

Yugyeom: ^

Jaehyun: ^

Lostboy: oh!

Lostboy: @Jungkook there's a big poster of your group on the side of a building

Jungkook: building sized??? We don't have much of those

Jungkook: wait a sec

Jungkook: take a pic

Lostboy: [image]

Jungkook: ming

Jungkook: walk towards the trees

Lostboy: are you sure

Lostboy: im already lost as is

Jungkook: Yes

Jaehyun: wait a minute i've seen this

Lostboy: I'm at the han river!!

Jaehyun: minghao

Jaehyun: how the fuck did you get on the other side of the han river

Bambam: LMAOOOO

Bambam: IM CRYING

Lostboy: i was lost so i thought the building wasnt far and decided to walk?

Bambam: im barely in korea anymore and i know better than you

Yugyeom: what a fucking idiot

Lostboy: IM FOREIGN

Bambam: SO AM I

Jungkook: you know what

Jungkook: @Jaehyun @Yugyeom @Bambam are you guys free??

Yugyeom: yes

Bambam: ^

Jaehyun: ^

Jungkook: meet me at the han river

Jaehyun: on my way

Bambam: already out the door

Yugyeom: ^

Jungkook: and you

Jungkook: @Lostboy

Jungkook: fucking stay put.

Lostboy: im not a child :(

Jaehyun: Stay put.

Lostboy: yes sir.

~

Mingyu: @Bambam @Jaehyun @Jungkook @Yugyeom

Mingyu: on the behalf of seventeen we would like to thank you for bringing back minghao safely

Mingyu: and we have decided to inform you that

DK: [image]

DK: We've decided to put him on a leash.

Bambam: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Jungkook: THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

Lostboy: I feel like a pet :(

Jaehyun: LMAOO

Yugyeom: HAHAHAHHAHA

Jungkook: hey guys

Jungkook: you think jimin would mind if we put him on a leash?

Jaehyun: Jeon Jungkook get the fuck out of here.

Jungkook: yes sir.

~

Bambam: like

Bambam: @jaehyun

Bambam: i feel the need to confess

Bambam: i love my group and the sex is amazing

DK: um

Bambam: but i really wouldnt mind if jungwoo fucked me

Jaehyun: you what?

Mingyu: uh oh

Jaehyun: are you thirsting over my boyfriend???

Bambam: im not saying i am

Bambam: but thats exactly what im saying

Jaehyun: do you want to die tonight?

Yugyeom: ah chill jae its not like you dont ogle at joshua all the time

Lostboy: WHAT

Jaehyun: I DO NOT

DK: YOU WHAT NOW

Yugyeom: who u tryna fool m8

Jaehyun: ... he's pretty okay

Mingyu: UH YEAH HE IS AND HES OURS SO BACK OFF

Jaehyun: fucking calm down

Jaehyun: its not like im doing anything

Jaehyun: and besides

Jaehyun: @DK did you suddenly forget your crush on Taehyung now?

Jungkook: ON WHO

DK: he was literally voted most handsome face in the world

DK: who wouldnt have a crush on him

Jungkook: listen

Jungkook: true

Jungkook: but i will beat up anyone who comes close to any of my boyfriends

Jungkook: understand lee seokmin???

Mingyu: (says the guy with the huge thirst over jaebum)

Jungkook: you fucker

Yugyeom: OVER WHO NOW

Bambam: AND YOURE CALLING ME OUT??

Jungkook: IM SORRY

Jungkook: HES JUST

Jungkook: ADORABLE

Yugyeom: YEAH HE IS

Yugyeom: AND OURS

Bambam: SO BACK OFF YOU HORNY FUCKERS

Jaehyun: YOU STARTED THIS

Jaehyun: IF ANYTHING YOURE THE KING OF HORNINESS

Lostboy: WHAT HE SAID

DK: ^!!!

Bambam: ight so maybe thats true

Mingyu: maybe?

Bambam: shut.

Bambam: anyways

Yugyeom: you know what

Yugyeom: how about we shut this conversation and everyone leaves and hangs out with the boyfriends or something

Yugyeom: and never reopen it again?

Bambam: sounds good to me!

Bambam: and it has nothing to do with the way yug is glaring at me from across the living room

DK: okay then

Jaehyun: fine

Jungkook: okay

Jaehyun: but we havent even discussed mingyus crush on mark

Yugyeom: HIS WHAT

Mingyu: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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97-Liners Groupchat

Jungkook: hey guys

Jungkook: i have a great idea

Jaehyun: oh no

DK: Good lord

Yugyeom: what now?

~

GOT7 Groupchat

JB: has anyone seen yug and bam??

Jinyoung: no? Werent they at the studio??

JB: i was just there and they werent???

Mark: maybe they went out?

JB: ive tried calling them but no answer

JB: theyve been silent all day

Youngjae: all day??

Youngjae: oh no

Jackson: maybe theyre with their friends!!

Jackson: I'll text Namjoon maybe theyre with kook

~

BTS Groupchat

Namjoon: has anyone seen kook??

Namjoon: he's not answering me

Yoongi: isn't he at the dorm

Taehyung: no?? Isnt he at the dance studio??

Hoseok: no??

Namjoon: jackson just texted me asking about yugyeom and bambam

Namjoon: theyre missing too

Jimin: i havent seen him all day

Jin: WHAT??

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Seungcheol: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3 OF MY MEMBERS ARE MISSING

Woozi: ive been fucking looking for mingyu all day to see this verse with him and he!

Woozi: just!

Woozi: fucking!

Woozi: vanished!

Jun: i cant find minghao or seokmin either and they wont answer me

Seungcheol: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE DORMS

Seungkwan: YES

Seungcheol: THE STUDIOS

Hoshi: YES

Seungcheol: THE ENTIRE FUCKING COMPOUND

Chan: YES

Seungcheol: TF

~

NCT Groupchat

Taeyong: you mean to tell me

Taeyong: no one has seen jaehyun all day???

Yuta: damn i forget how scary he gets when hes angry

Taeyong: answer the fucking question.

Yuta: NO SIR

Johnny: we searched everywhere sir

Winwin: he wont answer his phone either

Taeyong: WHERE THE FUCK COULD HE HAVE DISAPPEARED TO

Haechan: we dont know sir

Taeyong: DID HE JUST VANISH OUT OF THIN AIR?

~

Leaders Groupchat

*Namjoon added JB*

*Namjoon added Taeyong*

*Namjoon added Seungcheol*

Namjoon: lets skip the formalities

Namjoon: I talked to Jackson and I found out the kook yugyeom and bambam are missing

Taeyong: Jaehyuns missing too wtf

Seungcheol: I HAVE 3 MEMBERS MISSING

JB: You think theyre all together???

Namjoon: well judging by this reaction

Namjoon: i have a feeling they might be

JB: Those two are so dead when they get back home.

Seungcheol: Murder sounds so good right now

Taeyong: ^

Namjoon: sigh

Namjoon: if only we could figure out where the fuck they went to

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: hey guys

Lostboy: do you think our boyfriends will murder us?

Bambam: think???

Bambam: they defo will

Jungkook: i know for a fact jin hyung will pounce on me the moment i get back so im wearing protective gear

Jaehyun: taeyongs probably having a field day

DK: and you think seungcheol isnt??

DK: oh boy

Mingyu: meh might as well enjoy now!!

Yugyeom: TRUEE

Yugyeom: GUYS PARASAILING IS FREE NOW

Lostboy: COMING

Jungkook: ^

Jaehyun: ^

Bambam: ^

DK: ^

Mingyu: ^

~

Leaders Groupchat

JB: anyone heard anything yet?

Taeyong: no

Namjoon: ^

Seungcheol: ^

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Bambam: I have an idea

Jungkook: fuck no

Bambam: and you will thank me for it.

DK: FUCK NO

~

The Next Day

97-Liners Groupchat

Jaehyun: I cant believe im saying this but

Jaehyun: @Bambam wow you were right

Jaehyun: the moment everyone saw the outfit all thoughts flew to their dicks

Mingyu: no kidding

Mingyu: the moment seungcheol saw the garters i think he almost passed out

Yugyeom: right??

Yugyeom: JB couldnt get past the skirt

Jaehyun: what about kook @Jungkook

Jungkook: lemme be real with you chief

Jungkook: i won't be walking for the next 3 days

Jungkook: i won't be moving from my bed the next 3 days

Lostboy: SAME

Yugyeom: rip in peace

DK: @Bambam you were actually useful for once

Bambam: i saved all of your asses thats what

Lostboy: more like broke all of our asses

Bambam: technicalities

~

Leaders Groupchat

Seungcheol: so turns out they were all in jeju island having fun!

JB: I mean they deserve a day off don't you think so??

Taeyong: absolutely!

Namjoon: uh huh

Namjoon: what did your dongsaengs do to you

Taeyong: police uniform

JB: skirts

Seungcheol: garters

Namjoon: panties

Taeyong: wait did we all just get tricked??

JB: ...

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97-Liners Groupchat

Yugyeom: I HAVE TO GET THIS OFF OF MY CHEST

Yugyeom: @Jungkook WHAT THE FUCK

Yugyeom: WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKER ROLLS IN SLOW MOTION

Yugyeom: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU TALENTED SHITHEAD

Jungkook: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

Jungkook: WHAT ABOUT YOU HUH

Jungkook: HIT THE STAGE???????

Jungkook: WHO THE FUCK FALLS LIKE THAT

Jungkook: LIKE SOME POSSESSED DANCE GOD

Yugyeom: DONT LOOK AT ME

Yugyeom: THATS JAE

Yugyeom: CHERRY BOMB??

Jaehyun: HEY HEY

Jaehyun: IT WAS THE CHOREO OKAY

Jungkook: THE CHOREO WITH THE FALLING AND THE SPLITS HUH

Jungkook: FLEXIBLE BASTARD

Jaehyun: ME? WHAT ABOUT THOSE 3 HUH

Jaehyun: @Mingyu @Lostboy @DK

Jaehyun: TELL ME WHO THE FUCK CASUALLY JUMPS IN THE AIR

Jaehyun: TWIRLS

Jaehyun: FALL BACK DOWN CROUCHING

Jaehyun: IN PERFECT SYNC

Lostboy: WHAT DID WE DO

Yugyeom: GET OVER HERE FUCKING SYNC GODS

DK: DONT LOOK AT US

DK: LOOK AT THE MARTIAL ARTS FREAK

DK: @Bambam

DK: WHO THE FUCK PRACTICALLY DOES MARTIAL ARTS ON STAGE AND STILL LOOKS FUCKING FABULOUS HUH

Lostboy: FUCKING WITCHERY I DEMAND ANSWERS

Bambam: WHAT I DO

Bambam: FUCKING SHOUT AT YOURSELVES BEFORE YOU SHOUT AT ME YOU GIFTED PIECES OF SHIT

Jungkook: DONT YELL AT US YOU DESERVE IT

Mingyu: wow if this isnt the most aggressive compliment battle ive ever seen

Jaehyun: YOU GET OVER HERE YOU CHARISMATIC BASTARD

Mingyu: ME?

Jungkook: YEAH YOU

Mingyu: OH YOU'RE GOING DOWN

~

Mingyu: [image]

Mingyu: saw this and thought bam would look good in this

Mingyu: bc hello??? How can anyone be so fabulous??

Bambam: excuse me???

Bambam: have you seen yourself???

Bambam: with that height???

Bambam: and that smirk???

Mingyu: shut up you handsome fucker

Bambam: i wont fucking shut up @Yugyeom back me up here

Yugyeom: Bam is absolutely right

Yugyeom: fuck you

Mingyu: im sorry????

Mingyu: your eyes???

Mingyu: fuck you???

Yugyeom: my eyes???

Yugyeom: are you fucking mistaking them for kooks bambi eyes??

Jungkook: my what????

Yugyeom: your fucking huge stunning doe eyes

Jungkook: what the fuck

Bambam: uh yeah?? The make you look like a fucking baby bunny

Jungkook: Im not cute

Jungkook: @Lostboy's cute not me you blind fuckers

Lostboy: who's cute???

Mingyu: yeah you

Mingyu: fucking adorable

Lostboy: fuck no

Lostboy: seok's smile is adorable

Lostboy: not my face

Lostboy: what the fuck is wrong with you

DK: My smile

DK: TF

DK: Are you high on some shit???

Jaehyun: Tf is wrong with you

Jaehyun: did you suddenly go blind you cute fucker??

DK: ME?!

DK: IM SORRY

DK: LOOK WHOS TALKING

DK: THE MAN WHO OOZES SEX WHEN HE WALKS

Jaehyun: WHAT THE FUCK I DO NOT

Yugyeom: YEAH YOU FUCKING DO

Jungkook: IF I WASNT YOUR FRIEND I WOULDVE POPPED A BONER WHEN WATCHING YOUR COMEBACK STAGES SO SHUT UP

Jaehyun: YOU'RE ONE TO TALK

Jaehyun: YOU'RE ALL ONES TO TALK

Jaehyun: I CANT DEAL WITH YOU HANDSOME BASTARDS

Bambam: UGH

DK: FINE

Lostboy: SUIT YOURSELVES

Jungkook: FINE BY ME

Yugyeom: UNAPPRECIATIVE FUCKERS

Mingyu: FUCK ALL THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HERE

Bambam: FUCK YOURSELF

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97-Liners Groupchat

DK: Good luck everyone today!!

Yugyeom: you too!!

Lostboy: ^!!

Jaehyun: Good luck everyone :))

Mingyu: same to you!!

Bambam: ^^^^

Lostboy: where's kook?

Lostboy: he usually talks on the group before occasions like these

Lostboy: I havent heard from him all day

Jaehyun: he's probably busy with preps

Yugyeom: ^

~

Mingyu: has anyone seen kook?

Mingyu: he didnt look good

Yugyeom: he's strained himself too much

Jaehyun: he looked ready to pass out on stage

Lostboy: he looks tired :(

DK: is he sick?

Bambam: GUYS

Bambam: I just ran into kook in the toilets

Bambam: hes not okay

Bambam: i had to support him until he reached his manager

Yugyeom: WHAT

Mingyu: whats wrong with him???

Bambam: he seemed really dizzy and disoriented

DK: should we help??

Jaehyun: i think its best to leave him with his hyungs rn

Jaehyun: theres not much we can do

Lostboy: i hate that youre right :(

DK: Its a good thing bam found and helped him tho

Bambam: hes one of my bestfriends of course ill help him

~

Jungkook: hey guys

Jungkook: @Bambam thank you

Yugyeom: KOOKIE

Yugyeom: YOURE ALIVE

DK: you really worried us man

Lostboy: are you feeling any better??

Jungkook: a bit yeah

Jungkook: aw i didnt know you guys cared that much!

Mingyu: i know thats meant as a joke but yeah we do kook

Mingyu: i had my heart in my throat when i saw you stumble on stage

Jaehyun: you really need to stop pushing yourself to the limit kook

Jungkook: yeah i know

Jungkook: i cant help it im sorry

Jungkook: anyways im on bed rest for the next 2 days

Jungkook: my hyungs wont let me move

Bambam: good

Bambam: i nearly panicked when i saw you in the toilets

Jungkook: im sorry for worrying all of you

Yugyeom: bam and i will try to pass by if we can

DK: its okay kook but please take care of yourself

DK: Rest.

DK: we know you you little shit

Jungkook: yes sir

Lostboy: take your meds!

Lostboy: eat your soup!

Jungkook: yes mom

Mingyu: get well soon kookie!!

Jaehyun: listen to your hyungs okay?

Jungkook: ah come on jae

Jungkook: when do i not?

Bambam: really kook?

Bambam: youre sometimes worse than me

Jungkook: pft

~

Jungkook: guys you really didnt have to send get well soon gifts

Lostboy: you do it to us all the time so shush

Jaehyun: its practically tradition by now

Jungkook: fuck you i didnt want to get emotional

Bambam: awww is kookie touched?

Jungkook: shut up

Mingyu: we love you too kook

Jungkook: no shut up

DK: just accept it dumbass

~

Jungkook: i love you guys too

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97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: @Jaehyun Im lost again

Jaehyun: again???

Lostboy: Im lost in your eyes baby

Jaehyun: wtf

Yugyeom: uh

Lostboy: WKALSNKA IM SORRY SEOK AND MIN DARED ME TO DO IT

Mingyu: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AHAHHAHAHA

DK: AMAZING

Jungkook: you fuckers are playing truth or dare??

Jungkook: without us??

Yugyeom: how fucking dare you

Jaehyun: absolute mad lad

DK: ALRIGHT

Bambam: whats going on

DK: TRUTH OR DARE FUCKER

Bambam: DARE ME BITCHES

Lostboy: Stick your finger in your ass and lick it

Lostboy: WITH PROOF

Lostboy: and no yug that does not give you an excuse to rim him

Yugyeom: fucking hell

Bambam: [video]

Bambam: PROOF ENOUGH FOR YA

Jaehyun: MY EYES WTF

Bambam: YALL ASKED FOR PROOF

Jungkook: thats fucking nasty

Yugyeom: idk what you guys are complaining about thats a glorious ass in my opinion

Mingyu: HANDS OFF OF YOUR DICK YUG

Yugyeom: FINE

Jaehyun: you guys are nasty

Bambam: MY TURN

Bambam: JEON JUNGKOOK

Bambam: TRUTH OR DARE

Jungkook: DARE ME

Bambam: i dare you to go to Yoongi hyung and beg him to fuck you while calling him master

DK: that is disgusting.

DK: BRILLIANT

Jungkook: LMAO HES GONNA BE SCARRED

Jungkook: ALRIGHT

~

Jaehyun: where'd he disappear to?

Mingyu: no clue

Mingyu: kook?

Jungkook: RIGHT HERE

Jungkook: [video]

Yugyeom: LMAOOOOOO

Yugyeom: DID HE REALLY LOCK HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM

Jungkook: YES

Lostboy: LOOK AT HOW RED HE IS

Bambam: AMAZING

~

BTS Groupchat

Yoongi: JEON JUNGKOOK DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT EVER AGAIN

Jungkook: sorry master

Hoseok: WTF

Jimin: EW WTF KOOK

Namjoon: I felt bile in my throat

Jin: since when the fuck were you into master kink

Taehyung: kooks into master kink?

Jungkook: nah hyungs

Jungkook: only with my only master yoongi <3333

Yoongi: FUCK YOU

~

Jungkook: [image]

Jungkook: @Jaehyun you should try this on taeyong sometime

Jungkook: he'll freak

Mingyu: YES DO IT @Jaehyun

Jaehyun: maybe i will ;)

DK: ATTA BOY

Jungkook: SQUARE UP SEOKMIN

Jungkook: TRUTH OR DARE

Jaehyun: what's the point of asking the question if we all end up choosing dare anyway

Yugyeom: huh

Yugyeom: point

Mingyu: its tradition so shut up

DK: DARE

Jungkook: remember that wolf mask you got like 3 halloweens back?

DK: yep

Jungkook: wear that

Jungkook: hide in hoshi-hyungs closet and jumpscare the fuck out of him

DK: ...

DK: you want me to die tonight don't you

Bambam: would it be truth or dare if atleast one of us didnt die

Mingyu: hes got a point there

DK: Alright fine

Lostboy: i got the camera!

DK: I like the flowers to be pink at my funeral

Jungkook: dont worry about it

Yugyeom: rip in peace

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Hoshi: LEE SEOKMIN

Hoshi: YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR YOU'LL REGRET IT

Vernon: I heard screaming??

DK: SORRY HYUNG

DK: NO CAN DO

Hoshi: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: [image]

Lostboy: so yeah seok and i are now trapped in the bathroom

Bambam: LMAOOOOO

Bambam: HOW DID IT GO

Lostboy: see for yourself

Lostboy: [video]

Jungkook: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Yugyeom: LOOK AT HIS FACE

DK: How long do you think ming and i are gonna be trapped here?

Mingyu: judging by what we saw and the groupchat?

Mingyu: make yourselves comfy babes

DK: HEY YOURE PLAYING TOO

DK: HOW COME YOURE NOT TRAPPED WITH US HUH

Lostboy: YEAH

Mingyu: bc you need someone to keep you updated?

Lostboy: shit youre right

DK: ....fine.

DK: JUNG YOONOH

DK: YOUR TURN

DK: I WONT BE THE ONLY ONE DYING TONIGHT

Jaehyun: ....

Jaehyun: i know this won't end well

Jaehyun: and yet

Jaehyun: dare me

Mingyu: you wouldnt be part of this group if you didnt choose dare babe

Jaehyun: i sincerely hate that you're right

DK: how do we feel about filling the entire dorm with balloons?

Jaehyun: consider it done.

Jaehyun: im gonna need help tho

Yugyeom: WE'LL HELP

Bambam: YUP

~

NCT Groupchat

Taeil: WHAT THE FUCK

Taeil: WHY IS OUR DORM OVERFLOWING WITH BALLOONS

Taeyong: WHAT

Taeil: [image]

Doyoung: Wtf

Doyoung: where the fuck are we supposed to keep all of these????

Taeyong: WHO DID THIS

Taeyong: DID YOU DO IT @Lucas

Taeyong: I SWEAR TO GOD

Lucas: I SWEAR I DIDNT

Lucas: I WAS WITH THE DREAMIES ALL DAY

Taeyong: wait a minute

Taeyong: lucas was with the dreamies

Taeyong: the rest of us were in the studios

Taeyong: and only jaehyun stayed back in the dorm....

Taeyong: JUNG YOONOH

Jaehyun: yeeees?

Jungwoo: oh shit

Jungwoo: rip in peace

Taeyong: GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT

Jaehyun: I think I'm good

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Jaehyun: [image]

Jaehyun: please have a wooden casket prepared

Jaehyun: thank you

Bambam: WE COMPLETELY FILLED THE PLACE

Yugyeom: CHECK THIS OUT

Yugyeom: [video]

Jungkook: YOOO THATS AWESOME

Lostboy: NICE

DK: AMAZING

Mingyu: HHAHAHAHAH

Jaehyun: ALRIGHT

Jaehyun: WHOS THE NEXT BASTARDS TURN

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97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: so like why am I the only one with the non-generic username

Jaehyun: generic???

Jaehyun: those are our names???

Lostboy: exactly

Lostboy: generic

Lostboy: look

*Lostboy changed Jaehyun's username to Daddy*

Daddy: MINGHAO WTF

Bambam: yoo

Bambam: hes not wrong tho ;)

Daddy: Im

Daddy: @Yugyeom @DK @Mingyu control your respective boyfriends

Yugyeom: I would but I lowkey (highkey) agree

Mingyu: I think we all agree here

DK: Im not saying theyre right

DK: but thats exactly what im saying

Daddy: fucking hell

Daddy: @Jungkook back me up here

Jungkook: sure daddy

Daddy: I sincerely hate you all.

*Daddy changed his username Jay*

Jay: Nobody fucking touch it

Bambam: boring

*Bambam changed Jay's username to Greekgod*

Greekgod: ....

Bambam: hes handsome and hes got the muscles

Bambam: sue me

DK: point.

Yugyeom: very fitting in my opinion

Mingyu: exquisite 

Jungkook: ^^^

Greekgod: I'll let it pass.

Lostboy: HE LIKES IT HA

Greekgod: yeah okay

*Greekgod changed Yugyeom's username to HitTheYug*

HitTheYug: I aint even mad

HitTheYug: I nailed that show

DK: Thats the spirit!

DK: oo i have one!

*DK changed Mingyu's username to EiffelPuppy*

EiffelPuppy: um

EiffelPuppy: okay??

DK: you dont like it pup?

EiffelPuppy: no no i love it!!

Jungkook: I dont know whether to scream whipped or exposed

Greekgod: pup huh

EiffelPuppy: shut up

Lostboy: oh big time

Bambam: sure pup ;)

EiffelPuppy: FUCK YOU

HitTheYug: gotta admit

HitTheYug: suits him

HitTheYug: @Bambam how do you think jackson would react if we called him pup

Bambam: ....

Bambam: we so need to do that

Jungkook: Film it pls

Bambam: you got it

*EiffelPuppy changed Bambam's username Thaibaby*

Thaibaby: eh

Thaibaby: works i guess

EiffelPuppy: you complaining?

Thaibaby: no sir

*Thaibaby changed DK's username to Megaphone*

Megaphone: ????

Lostboy: you are LOUD

Megaphone: AM NOT

EiffelPuppy: you really want me to prove that here?

Megaphone: no...

Jungkook: I KNEW HE WAS VOCAL

Megaphone: what the actual fuck

HitTheYug: please seok weve all heard you makeout with minghao or mingyu before

Greekgod: "follow the yellow brick road!"

Greekgod: *follow seokmin's moans!

Megaphone: are you done mocking me now

Lostboy: aw dont be so bitter babe

Megaphone: geniunely hop off my dick

Lostboy: but im warming it

HitTheYug: YOURE WHAT

Greekgod: TMI MING

Jungkook: y'all are seriously nasty

HitTheYug: you

*HitTheYug changed Jungkook's username to KookieMonster*

KookieMonster: i think its quite cute

KookieMonster: not bad yug

HitTheYug: anytime man

KookieMonster: you do have braincells after all

Megaphone: LMAOOO

Lostboy: HAHAHAHHA

Greekgod: HAHAHAHAHHHA

HitTheYug: can we just go one day

HitTheYug: one day

HitTheYug: without murdering anyone in this group

~

Thaibaby: @KookieMonster who requested this

Thaibaby: [video]

HitTheYug: JACKSON LOVED THE NICKNAME

EiffelPuppy: Haaa looks like im not the only one suckers

Thaibaby: THAT WAS GENIUS

Thaibaby: WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF IT BEFORE

KookieMonster: HAHA LOOK AT HIM ALL FLUSTERED

HitTheYug: @Thaibaby LETS GET HIM A COLLAR

Greekgod: Aaaaaand I'm out

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: @Thaibaby @Lostboy we still up for today yeah?

Thaibaby: yup

Lostboy: um

Lostboy: I might have to cancel

KookieMonster: what?? why??

Lostboy: i forgot i had something to do!!

KookieMonster: Ming please

KookieMonster: its one of my only free days and I really want to see you guys

KookieMonster: the rest are busy except you and bam

KookieMonster: pleaseeee

Thaibaby: anything wrong ming?

Lostboy: no!

Lostboy: im fine!

Thaibaby: you sure?

Lostboy: yeah

Lostboy: ill meet you guys at 1

KookieMonster: okay!

Thaibaby: yall are welcome to join if youre free @Greekgod @EiffelPuppy @Megaphone @HitTheYug

~

Thaibaby: @Megaphone @EiffelPuppy

Thaibaby: answer us goddamit

EiffelPuppy: we couldnt take calls

EiffelPuppy: whats wrong???

KookieMonster: would you like to finally fucking join us at the hospital?

KookieMonster: Minghao hurt his back and none of your group fucking answered

Megaphone: WHAT?!

Megaphone: WHEN

Thaibaby: if he wasnt hurt Im this close to beating him I swear to god

Thaibaby: you two get the fuck here and dont tell anyone from your group

EiffelPuppy: I just left the building

EiffelPuppy: seok??

Megaphone: on my way

Greekgod: what happened???

HitTheYug: what the fuck

HitTheYug: bam send the address

KookieMonster: no no its okay you dont have to leave your schedules

Greekgod: send the fucking address kook

Greekgod: hes one of our bestfriends so shut the fuck up

Thaibaby: [Location]

~

Lostboy: @Thaibaby @Greekgod @HitTheYug @KookieMonster

Lostboy: thank you guys for coming

Lostboy: im sorry for ruining your day

Greekgod: bro dont

Greekgod: we wouldve done it for anyone here

HitTheYug: its true

HitTheYug: but now you wanna tell us the real reason you hurt your back?

Megaphone: this i'm dying to fucking know

EiffelPuppy: don't fucking think we believed your sorry excuse of "tripping"

KookieMonster: i have a feeling what it could he

KookieMonster: but theres no use to be angry guys

Thaibaby: he's right

Thaibaby: @Lostboy you know you can tell us anything right?

Megaphone: I'm sorry

Megaphone: but we were really worried

EiffelPuppy: we love you sweetheart

Lostboy: alright

Lostboy: please dont tell the rest of our group

Lostboy: i hurt my back while practicing dance yesterday night

EiffelPuppy: you've been over praticing again??

Lostboy: yes

Lostboy: im sorry

Megaphone: babe we've talked about this

Megaphone: why?

KookieMonster: because he doesnt feel up to standards

KookieMonster: right?

Greekgod: come on ming dont hide anymore

Lostboy: yeah

Lostboy: because I feel like my dancing sucks compared to all of you

EiffelPuppy: you know thats not true

Megaphone: I literally take tips by watching you dance

Megaphone: (dont tell hoshi hyung)

HitTheYug: I think this is something you should discuss in person

KookieMonster: as someone whos been in this position i agree

KookieMonster: your members are here to help you ming

KookieMonster: please trust me

Megaphone: we'll talk to you guys later

~

Thaibaby: i wonder how things went

KookieMonster: im sure its fine

Greekgod: hey kook

Greekgod: is it true you've been through this

KookieMonster: oh yeah

KookieMonster: i was maybe even worse

KookieMonster: debuting at a young age isnt easy

KookieMonster: and being the youngest of the group?

KookieMonster: even worse

KookieMonster: i sprained my ankle while practicing once

HitTheYug: and howd you get over it?

KookieMonster: my members were there for me

KookieMonster: that night after the hospital trip we all sat down and had a heart to heart

KookieMonster: and I understood that i dont need to be perfect

KookieMonster: but tbh the tendency never goes away

KookieMonster: so they keep me in check

KookieMonster: we all keep each other in check

Thaibaby: thats actually really sweet

KookieMonster: @Greekgod be nice to the dreamies

Greekgod: yeah

Greekgod: i wouldnt dream of being otherwise

HitTheYug: so after the heart to heart

HitTheYug: did yall do the nasty ;)))

KookieMonster: I WAS UNDERAGE YOU DISGUSTING FUCKER

Thaibaby: babe even i didnt make the comment

Thaibaby: what is wrong with you

~

EiffelPuppy: we had a long talk

EiffelPuppy: eventually we told the rest if the members and you guys can imagine the reaction

EiffelPuppy: but seok and i read your convo @KookieMonster and we took your advice

EiffelPuppy: [image]

Thaibaby: aww look at them!

Thaibaby: they look adorable sleeping

Greekgod: so everythings good im guessing?

EiffelPuppy: yeah

EiffelPuppy: seok and jun refuse to let him go

KookieMonster: good bc if your group upset him i was ready to throw fists

KookieMonster: understand??

HitTheYug: me too huh

Thaibaby: ^^^

Greekgod: ^^^

EiffelPuppy: jeez you guys act like youre his boyfriends

Thaibaby: well i wont deny id tap that ass

EiffelPuppy: you fucker

KookieMonster: aw dont worry gyu

KookieMonster: id tap yours ;)

EiffelPuppy: ... you fucker

Greekgod: like you wouldnt tap mine?

EiffelPuppy: ... you got me there.

HitTheYug: LMAOOOO

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97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: I FUCKING KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YOU FUCKERS

Greekgod: WHICH ONE OF YOU SENT THE DILDO

HitTheYug: LMAOOOO

Thaibaby: HAHAHAHAHHA

EiffelPuppy: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Megaphone: Like it jae?

Megaphone: ;)

Greekgod: IM GONNA MURDER YOU

Megaphone: hey hey dont look at me babe

Megaphone: it was a joint collaboration

Lostboy: All mingyus idea

Lostboy: which was genius

Greekgod: ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOME SORT OF WAR

Thaibaby: oooo

Thaibaby: why?

Thaibaby: scared jae?

Greekgod: You fucking wish.

EiffelPuppy: as if he can prank us better

Greekgod: is that a challenge Kim fucking Mingyu?

KookieMonster: ooo i smell competition

EiffelPuppy: fucking bring it coward

Greekgod: Alright

Greekgod: I propose a prank war.

HitTheYug: a prank war you say?

Megaphone: Rules?

Greekgod: First of all anyone here wants to back out like the coward they are?

KookieMonster: Fuck no

Lostboy: over my dead body

Thaibaby: what they said

Megaphone: Im in

HitTheYug: sign me up

EiffelPuppy: get on with it bitch

Greekgod: Okay then

Greekgod: Teams: seventeen members vs got7 members vs me and kook

Greekgod: For fairness

Greekgod: Anyone opposes?

HitTheYug: sounds good to us

EiffelPuppy: Ditto

KookieMonster: awesome

Thaibaby: wait hey are we seriously just grouping together the two most athletic guys together

KookieMonster: shut up atleast you guys live together

Thaibaby: Fine.

Greekgod: Full freedom unless life threatening

Greekgod: culprits must take responsibility of the prank if it involves unsuspecting members

Greekgod: Last one to back out is the winner

Greekgod: Losers have to act as servants to the winners on another trip to jeju island paid fully by them and won't be allowed on any activities or swims

Greekgod: Those are the rules

Lostboy: you're all fucking going down

HitTheYug: in your dreams fucker.

KookieMonster: we'll see about that.

~

BTS Groupchat

Jin: JEON JUNGKOOK

Jin: DID YOU FUCKING USE MY CHOPSTICKS

Jungkook: what??

Jungkook: no?

Jin: YOU DID

Jin: THEY TOLD ME

Jungkook: I didnt hyung!

Jimin: oh shit

Namjoon: kook-ah you're dead

Taehyung: even i didnt touch those

Hoseok: fuck

Yoongi: it was nice knowing you kook

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: DID YOU FUCKERS TELL JIN I USED HIS SACRED CHOPSTICKS

KookieMonster: ARE YOU FUCKING TRYING TO GET ME KILLED

Thaibaby: feeling threatened bitch boy?

KookieMonster: by you?

KookieMonster: never

KookieMonster: by jin hyung?

KookieMonster: Yeah i am fuck you

KookieMonster: thanks to you im gonna get the ass whooping of a lifetime

HitTheYug: its never too late for you and jae to back out sweetheart ;)

KookieMonster: id rather get demolished than admit defeat

Greekgod: and this is why you're my partner

Lostboy: wait are those the chopsticks?

Lostboy: the custom-made ones with the diamonds and his initials?

KookieMonster: YES

Megaphone: honey you are fucked

KookieMonster: you fucking wait.

HitTheYug: if you're still alive ;)

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EiffelPuppy: you're gonna pay for this.

EiffelPuppy: [image]

Lostboy: I HAVE GLITTER IN MY FUCKING LUNGS

Megaphone: Seungcheol is gonna fucking freak when he sees this mess

Megaphone: A GLITTER BOMB?

Megaphone: REALLY?!

Greekgod: kook and i thought you three needed some sparkle on your lives

KookieMonster: a shine

Lostboy: how about mY NUNCHUCKS UP YOUR ASSES

KookieMonster: goodluck getting that glitter out of your ass ;)

EiffelPuppy: you fuckers

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Seungcheol: WHY IS MY DORM COVERED IN HOT PINK GLITTER

Seungcheol: WHO DID THIS

Seungcheol: BETTER STEP UP OR YOU WON'T BE HAPPY

Joshua: @Mingyu @DK @The8

Joshua: you three wanna step up?

DK: we're sorry hyungs

The8: we didnt mean to cause a mess!

Mingyu: sorry hyungs

Seungcheol: you three are going to clean every millimeter in this dorm

Seungcheol: i want it SPOTLESS

Seungcheol: you have an hour and then we'll discuss your other punishment.

The8: yes hyung.

Mingyu: yes hyung.

DK: yes hyung.

~
97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: [image]

Lostboy: god knows what other punishments he has

Lostboy: its gonna be a bitch to remove

Greekgod: better get to work then ;)

Megaphone: i fucking hate you

EiffelPuppy: sleep with one eye open.

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Private chat: Mingyu and Jaebum

Mingyu: hi hyung!

Mingyu: are bam and yug in the dorm?

Mingyu: they arent answering their phones

JB: hey mingyu

JB: no they aren't

JB: do you need anything?

Mingyu: well

Mingyu: seok ming and i were supposed head over to your dorm like now so we can hang out with bam and yug

Mingyu: but they arent answering us so i guess its off now :(((

JB: oh no sweetheart its okay

JB: I can talk to them of you want?

Mingyu: no its okay hyung

Mingyu: problem is we were already on our way :/

JB: how about this?

JB: I have schedules in about half an hour but I'm at the dorm rn

JB: so i'll let you guys in and you can wait for the boys and then I leave

Mingyu: really?

Mingyu: you wouldnt mind hyung?

JB: nah it's alright!

JB: but you won't mind staying alone for a while yeah?

Mingyu: no its alright!

Mingyu: thank you hyung!!

JB: anytime :)

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: what.

Thaibaby: the.

Thaibaby: actual.

Thaibaby: fuck.

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: WHAT THE FUCK

HitTheYug: WHAT THE FUCK

HitTheYug: ON THE CEILING????

HitTheYug: HOW THE FUCK

HitTheYug: WHY THE FUCK

Megaphone: hope you loved our suprise!!

Lostboy: we gotta admit

Lostboy: covering the entire room in post-its in an hour and a half wasnt easy

Thaibaby: HOW DID YOU EVEN

HitTheYug: @EiffelPuppy YOU DID THE CEILING DIDNT YOU

HitTheYug: FUCKING GIANT

EiffelPuppy: mm yeah!

EiffelPuppy: hope you liked the colors!

Thaibaby: HOW ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO JB AND JINYOUNG

Megaphone: no clue!!

Megaphone: have fun with that!!

~

GOT7 Groupchat

Jinyoung: [image]

Jinyoung: @Bambam @Yugyeom

Jinyoung: so mind telling us exactly why your entire room is covered in post-its?

Yugyeom: um

Yugyeom: bam and i thought it would be fun to do it!!

Bambam: yeah!! A nice challenge!!

JB: Yes and what do you think manager-nims reaction gonna be when he sees this?

Bambam: fuck

JB: I want your room spotless. Understand?

Yugyeom: yes sir

Bambam: yes sir

Jinyoung: oh and do wear your maid costumes while you do it

Jinyoung: unless you want to get punished tonight?

Bambam: yes sir.

Yugyeom: yes sir.

~

97-Liners Groupchat

HitTheYug: [image]

HitTheYug: @Megaphone @EiffelPuppy @Lostboy

HitTheYug: i fucking hate you three so much rn

Lostboy: ;))))

Lostboy: enjoy!!

KookieMonster: MAID COSTUME LMAOOOO

KookieMonster: FUCKING GENIUS

Greekgod: i lowkey (highkey) wouldnt mind getting fucked by jinyoung

Thaibaby: i really fucking hate you all rn.

~

Private chat: Bambam and Yugyeom

Bambam: you're in position?

Yugyeom: yeah im on the other side

Yugyeom: are the windows open on your side?

Bambam: yeah

Yugyeom: good

Bambam: we throw the paint bombs on three

Yugyeom: 1

Yugyeom: 2

Yugyeom: 3!

Bambam: WHAT WAS THAT CRASH

Yugyeom: FUCK

Bambam: THAT WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: those responsible for that last prank step up right now

HitTheYug: uh hey jae how you doing!

Thaibaby: hope everythings fine!!

KookieMonster: did you two know that I happened to be at the NCT dorms with jae?

Thaibaby: you were?

HitTheYug: fuck

Greekgod: [video]

Greekgod: thanks to your little stunt

Greekgod: you guys set off the fire alarm

Greekgod: which

Greekgod: set off the water sprinkles

Greekgod: AND DRENCHED US ALL

KookieMonster: when i get my hands on both of you you're gonna wish you weren't alive

HitTheYug: THAT WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN

Thaibaby: WE'RE SORRY

Greekgod: EXPLAIN THAT TO MY MEMBERS YOU FUCKERS

Greekgod: THE ENTIRE DORM IS FLOODED

Thaibaby: PLEASE FORGIVE US

Greekgod: THANK TO YOU TWO I WONT BE WALKING FOR THE NEXT WEEK PROBABLY

Greekgod: I WONT BE EVEN SITTING

HitTheYug: PLEASE SPARE US PLEASEE

EiffelPuppy: oh fuck

EiffelPuppy: how does one fuck up so bad???

Megaphone: holy shit

Lostboy: im

KookieMonster: oh no sweethearts

KookieMonster: you're not off the hook

Greekgod: the hyungs are gonna be so pissed

Greekgod: fuck

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97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: so the hyungs are pissed

Greekgod: and they told your hyungs @Thaibaby @HitTheYug

HitTheYug: please tell me you're joking

Thaibaby: tell us you're kidding right now.

~

GOT7 Groupchat

JB: @Yugyeom @Bambam

JB: I WANT YOU HERE THIS INSTANT.

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: FUCK FUCK FUCK

HitTheYug: it was nice knowing you all.

Lostboy: shit

Lostboy: that doesnt look good at all

HitTheYug: NO SHIT

Thaibaby: THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

EiffelPuppy: yikes

EiffelPuppy: good luck with that

Megaphone: ouch

Thaibaby: YOU KNOW WHAT

Thaibaby: IF WE'RE GOING DOWN YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH US

Megaphone: WHAT

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Seventeen Groupchat

Hoshi: @Mingyu @The8 @DK

Hoshi: IS IT TRUE YOU SNUCK IN AND VANDALIZED GOT7'S DORM?

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Megaphone: [image]

Megaphone: FUCK YOU

Lostboy: GENIUNELY GO CHOKE ON A DICK

EiffelPuppy: FUCK

EiffelPuppy: OF ALL PEOPLE YOU TEXTED HOSHI HYUNG

HitTheYug: FUCKING DESERVED

KookieMonster: oh fuck

KookieMonster: looks like everyones getting killed

KookieMonster: good luck with that

Lostboy: do you really think we're gonna let you walk away as the only one unscathed in this group?

Megaphone: it's a ride or die kook

EiffelPuppy: if everyones getting fucked then so are you

KookieMonster: please don't

KookieMonster: i'm begging you

~

BTS Groupchat

Namjoon: @Jungkook

Namjoon: Jeon Jungkook don't you dare deny your glitter bomb stunt in the seventeen dorms or your punishment will be worse.

~

97-Liners Groupchat 

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: fuck you all.

~

One Day Later

97-Liners Groupchat 

Megaphone: how's everyone doing?

Greekgod: well

Greekgod: i can't walk

Greekgod: i can't talk

Greekgod: i can't sit

Thaibaby: i can't even switch my position on the bed

KookieMonster: i geniunely think my body cant ever produce cum ever again

HitTheYug: same chief

HitTheYug: even my eyes are protesting in pain everytime i blink

Lostboy: im on bedrest for the rest of the week

Lostboy: i think my vocal cords are torn

EiffelPuppy: you screamed so much i think my eardrums burst

EiffelPuppy: everything hurts

EiffelPuppy: i cried so much yesterday that i cant even turn on the lights bc my eyes are that sensitive

EiffelPuppy: Even the lowest brightness on my phone is hurting my eyes

Megaphone: i dont think my dick is functional anymore

Greekgod: so i know it was my suggestion in the beginning

Greekgod: but im thinking how about we.. pause

Greekgod: this prank war

Greekgod: you know

Greekgod: for the safety of everyone

KookieMonster: i support you partner

Lostboy: an excellent notion in my opinion

Thaibaby: not a bad idea

Megaphone: superb idea

HitTheYug: i wont deny what a good idea it is

EiffelPuppy: oh well its for the best

Greekgod: great!

Greekgod: now i'm gonna take a nap before round 11 starts

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97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: Y'ALL

EiffelPuppy: I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT

Greekgod: ???????

EiffelPuppy: I SWEAR I SAW NAYEON AND SANA KISS

EiffelPuppy: I CAN SWEAR IT

HitTheYug: WHAT

HitTheYug: THAT CANT BE TRUE

Lostboy: I WAS THERE

Lostboy: I SAW IT TOO

Thaibaby: NO FUCKING WAY

KookieMonster: Yooooo

KookieMonster: Sana and Nayeon are dating???

HitTheYug: NO THEY'RE NOT

Greekgod: but gyu and ming just said they kissed at the MMAs

Megaphone: yeah whats up with that?? @Thaibaby @HitTheYug

Thaibaby: SANA AND NAYEON CANT BE DATING BECAUSE WE SAW SANA KISS MINA

KookieMonster: .......

Greekgod: Mother of god

Megaphone: WHAT

Mingyu: YOU WHAT NOW

Lostbaby: WHAT THE FUCK

KookieMonster: goddamn where was i during this whole commotion

Greekgod: sucking hoseok-hyungs dick before your idol performance?

Greekgod: (amazing performance btw)

KookieMonster: ...

KookieMonster: sounds about right

KookieMonster: (thank you :'D)

KookieMonster: hyung was nervous

KookieMonster: what am i gonna do?

KookieMonster: say no?

Greekgod: you got me there

EiffelPuppy: HELLO??

EiffelPuppy: BACK TO THE MAIN POINT???

Megaphone: @HitTheYug @Thaibaby

Megaphone: YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME COMPANY

Megaphone: YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

HitTheYug: IM SORRY??

HitTheYug: WE BARELY SEE THEM??

HitTheYug: THEY HAVE LIKE 100000 COMEBACKS PER YEAR

KookieMonster: thats true actually

KookieMonster: i mean like

KookieMonster: we have like 2

KookieMonster: and 30 breakdowns that come with them

Greekgod: NCT U barely has one??

Greekgod: and im already tired???

KookieMonster: mood brotha

Lostboy: IM LOST

Thaibaby: arent you always?

Lostboy: SHUT.

Lostboy: ANYWAYS

Lostboy: I STILL DONT GET IT

Mingyu: ME NEITHER

HitTheYug: IS SANA LIKE SECRETLY DATING ONE OF THEM??

Megaphone: IDK

Greekgod: guys

Greekgod: ever considered they might be in a polyamorous relationship just like the rest of us are?

Mingyu: .....

Thaibaby: ....

HitTheYug: ....

Megaphone: ....

Lostboy: ....

~

Private Chat: Jungkook and Nayeon

Jungkook: hey

Nayeon: sunbaenim!!

Nayeon: hi!!

Nayeon: how are you???

Jungkook: nah quit with the sunbaenim thing im younger than you bro

Jungkook: im good!!

Jungkook: i need your help to clear up a misunderstanding

Nayeon: ??

Jungkook: [image]

Nayeon: ohhh

Nayeon: i told sana she was being obvious

Nayeon: what can i say?

Nayeon: but we are in a relationship

Nayeon: all of us

Nayeon: i hope you dont think thats too weird?

Jungkook: weird?

Jungkook: [image]

Nayeon: ALL OF YOU?

Jungkook: yup

Nayeon: that makes so much sense....

Jungkook: ??

Nayeon: like

Nayeon: once at the MAMAs i couldve sworn I saw jackson shove his hand down marks pants

Nayeon: but i wasnt sure???

Nayeon: and then momo told me she saw Winwin and Yuta looking all disheveled while walking together but we were like nah

Jungkook: well now you know sis

Nayeon: omg truly

Jungkook: also if you need some good making out spots in awards shows hit me up noona

Nayeon: omg thank you

Jungkook: anytime

~

97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: we can all chill now

HitTheYug: i still cant believe it

Megaphone: all this time??

Thaibaby: holy shit

EiffelPuppy: im

Lostboy: wtff

Greekgod: Fucking Yuta and Winwin

Greekgod: horny bastards

KookieMonster: your horny bastards

KookieMonster: id be more concerned about jackson-hyung???

HitTheYug: dont worry about it

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97-Liner Groupchat

Megaphone: @HitTheYug @Thaibaby @KookieMonster @Greekgod what just happened?

KookieMonster: bighits gonna fucking sue thats what happened

HitTheYug: i am so fucking angry what the fuck

Greekgod: the complete disrespect i dont understand

Lostboy: the internets raging what happened???

Thaibaby: i dont understand how some people think its okay

Thaibaby: to fucking degrade

Thaibaby: younger groups like that

KookieMonster: its hard enough to be compared to their seniors

KookieMonster: but the absolute disrespect theyve shown them

Greekgod: if SM doesnt flip shit I swear i will

HitTheYug: Stray Kids TXT and the dreams are fucking talented people and i wont stand for this

Thaibaby: im checking up on them

Thaibaby: @HitTheYug you coming?

HitTheYug: yeah

~

KookieMonster: theyre fucking crying 

KookieMonster: my heart hurts goddamit

EiffelPuppy: seok ming and i just watched the show

EiffelPuppy: what the fuck

Thaibaby: we're trying our best to console them

Greekgod: my babies are sad and i dont know what to do goddamit

Megaphone: how bad is it?

HitTheYug: theyre trying their best to not show that theyre upset but failing

HitTheYug: id be fucking bawling if someone insulted me like that when we'd just debuted

Lostboy: tell them their svt hyungs love them so much!!

Greekgod: dreamies say thank you

Greekgod: they smiled a bit so thats good

EiffelPuppy: wait i have an idea

Megaphone: ????

EiffelPuppy: we cant just sit here and watch them be sad

EiffelPuppy: remember kook with flower crew?

KookieMonster: oh that was awful please dont

EiffelPuppy: exactly

EiffelPuppy: but

EiffelPuppy: remember what we did that same night?

KookieMonster: yeah that was fun

KookieMonster: wait a minute

KookieMonster: GYU YOU'RE A GENIUS

Thaibaby: i havent been there in so long

Lostboy: seok gyu and i went there a couple of weeks ago!!

Lostboy: the ahjumma was so happy to see us

Megaphone: she has new kittens!!

HitTheYug: REALLY

Megaphone: yup

Greekgod: then its settled

EiffelPuppy: i can phone her now and ask her to keep it open past closing time

KookieMonster: that would be great thanks gyu

Thaibaby: hope she doesnt mind a full army coming her way

Megaphone: she actually asked about you guys so get ready to get an earful

Thaibaby: well shit

Greekgod: kay so 11 pm sounds good?

HitTheYug: we'll be there

Thaibaby: ^

Lostboy: ^

Megaphone: ^

EiffelPuppy: ^

KookieMonster: ^

~

Private chat: Jaehyun and Jaemin

Jaehyun: i want your group to be fully dressed and ready to go by 10:30 pm

Jaemin: hyung?

Jaemin: whats going on?

Jaehyun: hyungs taking you out sweetheart

Jaehyun: and make sure not to tell anyone thats not part of the dreamies

Jaehyun: not even mark okay?

Jaemin: um okay hyung

Jaehyun: good

~

Private chat: Bambam and Chan

Bambam: channie!!

Chan: hi hyung

Bambam: can you keep a secret?

Chan: yes hyung?

Bambam: great

Bambam: your fave hyungs (aka yug and i) are taking your group out today night

Bambam: we're leaving by 10:30

Bambam: got it?

Chan: hyung you dont really have to

Chan: and what about our managers?

Bambam: hey

Bambam: dont worry about it

Bambam: just trust us okay?

Chan: where are we going?

Bambam: thats a surprise!!

~

Private chat: Jungkook and Soobin

Jungkook: soobin ah

Jungkook: whats your groups schedule like tomorrow?

Soobin: um late schedule hyung

Soobin: doesnt start until late afternoon

Jungkook: perfect

Jungkook: hyungs taking you guys out tonight

Soobin: what??

Soobin: hyung why

Jungkook: bc my friends and i dont like seeing you guys sad

Jungkook: so be ready we're meeting the rest at 11

Soobin: the rest?

Jungkook: yes the rest

Jungkook: now stop asking questions and just trust me

Jungkook: oh and dont tell anyone except your members

Jungkook: got it?

Soobin: yes hyung

~

97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: [image]

EiffelPuppy: heres the group photo guys

Lostboy: mission accomplished

Greekgod: that was good

Greekgod: the dreamies had a lot of fun

HitTheYug: i think stray kids almost died out of happiness when they saw the kittens

KookieMonster: txt loved it!!

KookieMonster: but my ear still hurts

KookieMonster: damn ahjumma has good pulling skills

Thaibaby: yeah no shit my ear hurts too

HitTheYug: same

Greekgod: ^

Megaphone: lmao deserved

KookieMonster: oh dont act like that wasnt you 3 weeks ago

EiffelPuppy: busted

Greekgod: anyways

Greekgod: @EiffelPuppy @Megaphone @Lostboy thanks for coming along guys and setting this up

Thaibaby: yeah that was awesome thanks guys

Lostboy: it was fun!!

Lostboy: dont mention it :D

EiffelPuppy: yeah guys

EiffelPuppy: we should totally do this again tho

Megaphone: yeah i dont think my ear can survive another ear pulling

HitTheYug: oh totally

HitTheYug: i missed her tho

KookieMonster: same

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Seungcheol: @Mingyu @The8 @DK

Seungcheol: mind explain where have you been?

Seungcheol: and why you decided to come back at 4:30 in the morning?

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Megaphone: [image]

Megaphone: WHAT THE FUCK

Lostboy: HOWD HE KNOW

EiffelPuppy: I DONT KNOW

HitTheYug: oh fuck

KookieMonster: shit

Greekgod: you guys are dead

Lostboy: WE ALWAYS SNEAK OUT AND THEY NEVER FIND OUT

Megaphone: WELL COUPS JUST DID

Thaibaby: holy shit

EiffelPuppy: im gonna go pray to every deity out there to not die thanks

Thaibaby: rip in peace Kim Mingyu, Lee Seokmin, and Xu Minghao 1997-2019.

HitTheYug: hey guys

HitTheYug: can you get killed faster and get it over with so we can go beat up some scum?

Megaphone: oh yeah sure

Megaphone: so funeral at 4 and rally at 5?

Megaphone: what the fuck kind of question is that yug

HitTheYug: geez sorry

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97-Liners Groupchat

HitTheYug: so i was looking through my phone gallery

HitTheYug: and look what i found!!

HitTheYug: [image]

Megaphone: oo wasn't this group photo when we went out bowling at like 2 am

Greekgod: yeah it is

EiffelPuppy: aww look at how tiny kook ming and bam look

EiffelPuppy: adorable

HitTheYug: right???

HitTheYug: so small

Lostboy: oi whats the attack for

Lostboy: not all of us can be giant freaks like you

EiffelPuppy: you should speak up babe

EiffelPuppy: we cant hear you all the way down there

Thaibaby: oh you fucking menaces

Thaibaby: yall talk as if we're a meter tall wtf

KookieMonster: what is this blasphemy

Megaphone: gasp!

Megaphone: kook used a big word!

KookieMonster: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked rn

Lostboy: we didnt even come out and we were already being attacked???

Thaibaby: tall people are so mean i s2g

HitTheYug: im sorry baby

HitTheYug: it must be hard to be so close to the ground

HitTheYug: isnt that what ants feel?

Thaibaby: you are not getting anything tonight, Kim Yugyeom.

Greekgod: oh shit

Greekgod: you fucked up man

Lostboy: stick it to him bam!

Lostboy: show him whos boss!

EiffelPuppy: aw the shorties are riling up!

EiffelPuppy: thats so cute!

EiffelPuppy: an army of tiny people

KookieMonster: speaking of tiny wasnt that everyones reaction when they saw your dick for the first time?

Megaphone: oh shit

Thaibaby: holy fuck that is brutal

Greekgod: im

HitTheYug: too far?

Lostboy: HOLY SHIT

EiffelPuppy: Jeon Jungkook.

Thaibaby: (boy is not happy yikes)

EiffelPuppy: you do realize you're talking about that same dick that almost split your mouth open that one time

Lostboy: FUCK

Greekgod: im deceased

Thaibaby: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM

HitTheYug: did he just do that???

HitTheYug: he just did.

HitTheYug: holy fuck

Megaphone: i cant

*Megaphone has left the group*

*Greekgod added Megaphone into the group*

Greekgod: get back in here

KookieMonster: oh yeah i remember that

KookieMonster: along with the desperation that came with it

KookieMonster: you came in like what

KookieMonster: 30 seconds?

Thaibaby: someone fucking open the windows because it is getting TOO HOT IN HERE

HitTheYug: is it strange that im slightly turned on

Thaibaby: youre fucking nasty babe

Greekgod: why is everyone here so goddamn horny all the fucking time

Megaphone: you wouldnt be in this group if you werent too jae

Greekgod: i sincerely hate that you're fucking right

EiffelPuppy: at least i didnt come from sucking dick alone

Lostboy: that hurts

Greekgod: ight thats it

Greekgod: fucking chill guys it was years ago

Greekgod: before anyone of us got into any of our relationships

Greekgod: so just move on and go suck someone elses dick

~

Private chat: Jungkook and Mingyu

Mingyu: yooo

Mingyu: does jae think we're actually mad??

Jungkook: yikes i think so

Mingyu: you're not actually mad tho are you?

Jungkook: nah bro ofc not

Jungkook: that was some good dick

Mingyu: and that was some good dick sucking

Jungkook: why thank you

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: im guessing youre pissed because no ones sucking your dick?

Greekgod: ...

Greekgod: no...

Greekgod: no ones in the dorm :/

HitTheYug: why dont you come over jae

HitTheYug: we'll take care of you ;)

Greekgod: tempting offer but imma have to pass thanks

Megaphone: ah come on we don't act so repulsed

Megaphone: we had fun back then

KookieMonster: not gonna lie

KookieMonster: i love my boyfriends and wouldnt think of doing things with anyone else

KookieMonster: but we did have fun

EiffelPuppy: remember that one time bam and ming made out and ming smacked his face because he was so ticklish

Lostboy: OH MY GOD

Thaibaby: LMAOO

Thaibaby: that bruised for like a week

Lostboy: IM SORRY

Greekgod: HAHAHAHHAH

HitTheYug: LMAOOO

Lostboy: IM SENSITIVE

Megaphone: oh we know babe

Megaphone: we know that very well ;)

KookieMonster: im sensing some freaky shit is about to happen in the svt dorm

Greekgod: i second that one

Lostboy: whats happening?

Megaphone: i think its about time we remembered how sensitive you are

EiffelPuppy: great so you'll excuse us while we take care of some... things...

Thaibaby: EXCUSED.

Greekgod: TAEIL CAME BACK

Greekgod: time to put that strong throat to use ;)

KookieMonster: and i thought the freaky shit was gonna happen at the svt dorm

Lostboy: if i dont come back

Lostboy: you know why.

HitTheYug: rip in peace Xu Minghao 1997-2019.

Thaibaby: youre a brave one

HitTheYug: yes but im still turned on

Thaibaby: good lord just get over here and let me ride you

HitTheYug: gladly babe

KookieMonster: how did i end up being the most composed one out of all of us?

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: yeah nvm i ended up having a threesome with tae and jimin

KookieMonster: twas fun

Greekgod: you truly belong in this group kook

KookieMonster: truly.

Megaphone: Ming cant get to the phone rn but he says congrats

KookieMonster: even demolished hes still congratulating 

KookieMonster: you the real friend ming :')

EiffelPuppy: he gave a thumbs up

EiffelPuppy: and hes passed out again

Greekgod: on a scale of one to ten how much exactly did you destroy him?

Megaphone: i'd say a solid 20

Greekgod: hang in there ming

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97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: everyones coming to the awards after party right?

Thaibaby: yup

Greekgod: ^

KookieMonster: on our way!

EiffelPuppy: :DDDDD

~

Thaibaby: has anyone seen yug?

KookieMonster: wasnt he with you like 5 minutes ago

Thaibaby: yeah he told jae and i hes getting a drink but hasnt come back

Megaphone: well hes not in the toilets

Megaphone: i was just there

Lostboy: maybe hes with the twice girls?

Thaibaby: ah yeah good point

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HitTheYug: apples bananas chick fillet

Greekgod: Yug?

Greekgod: can you tell us where you are?

Thaibaby: YUG

KookieMonster: fuck hes not answering

EiffelPuppy: EVERYONE SPREAD OUT

EiffelPuppy: FIRST TO FIND HIM IMMEDIATELY TEXT US

Lostboy: got it

Megaphone: omw

KookieMonster: ill check upstairs

Greekgod: ill check the outdoor area

Thaibaby: im on the first floor

Lostboy: im with kook

Megaphone: im with jae

EiffelPuppy: im with bam

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Thaibaby: WE FOUND HIM

Megaphone: COMING

Lostboy: Is he okay??

Thaibaby: yes but the fucker touching him won't be.

~

Greekgod: hey has yug calmed down fully?

Thaibaby: hes still a bit shaken up but hes better

Thaibaby: the rest of our members refuse to let him go

Thaibaby: they say thanks btw

Lostboy: of course!!

Lostboy: yugs our bestfriend!!

KookieMonster: they dont need to thank us

KookieMonster: everyone here would do anything to protect our bestfriend

EiffelPuppy: yeah

Thaibaby: yugs tired but hes reading the messages with me

Thaibaby: he says you guys are the best

Megaphone: you gave us a huge scare

Megaphone: we're just glad you're okay

Greekgod: the creep didnt.. touch you anywhere did he?

Thaibaby: GOD NO

Thaibaby: we came just in time

Thaibaby: yug says hes scared you guys will get in trouble

KookieMonster: dont worry about us yugi!

KookieMonster: if that fucker knows whats best for him he wont say a word about this

Greekgod: and besides kook and i could always give him another beating

Thaibaby: wont you guys get in trouble for physically assaulting him tho?

EiffelPuppy: well first he was the one who came onto yug without permission

EiffelPuppy: second he tried to make a pass at me first when i told him to step aside

EiffelPuppy: so technically speaking it was all self defence

Megaphone: yup

Megaphone: and the cameras have it all recorded

Megaphone: so we're safe

Thaibaby: oh...

Greekgod: @Lostboy you should start carrying your nunchucks around

Greekgod: that couldve been useful

Lostboy: oooo we couldve knocked some of his teeth out!

Lostboy: goddamit what a wasted opportunity

KookieMonster: indeed

Thaibaby: hey yug actually smiled at that!

Megaphone: the baby of the group had a rough night

Megaphone: @Thaibaby please take care of him

Thaibaby: you say that as if he isnt being babied rn by 5 others

Lostboy: nice

Thaibaby: yug says "'m not a baby!"

EiffelPuppy: we love you yugibear!

Megaphone: love you babe!

KookieMonster: we love our tall lanky bestfriend!

Thaibaby: aw hes blushing

Thaibaby: he says thanks

Thaibaby: and that he loves you all too

Thaibaby: MY HEART

Thaibaby: HES SO CUTE

Greekgod: dare I say whipped?

Lostboy: indeed he is

Thaibaby: btw @Greekgod @KookieMonster did the rest of your members say anything?

Thaibaby: since you guys did the most damage

Greekgod: uh...

Greekgod: ive actually been hiding in my room since we got back

KookieMonster: and im in the bathroom since they wont stop fretting over my bloody knuckles and i wanted to check on yug

KookieMonster: and theyre pounding on the door

KookieMonster: i should probably get out before they kick the door down?

Lostboy: you probably should kook

KookieMonster: uh huh

KookieMonster: you probably wont hear from me for the rest of the night

KookieMonster: so see ya guys

KookieMonster: BYE YUGIBEAR

Megaphone: hang in there kook

Megaphone: we want you alive thanks

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NCT Groupchat

Doyoung: why are there blood stains on the cup of water next to the sink?

Johnny: what?!

Winwin: is someone hurt??

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: well shit

EiffelPuppy: way to go you idiot

Greekgod: im just glad taeyong didnt find out yet

Greekgod: i love him but he obsessively worries

Thaibaby: you should really get your hands cleaned tho

Greekgod: *sigh*

Greekgod: I know

~

NCT Groupchat

Taeyong: SOMEONE'S HURT?!

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: aaaand he found out

Megaphone: good luck babe

Lostboy: id say good luck but you seriously need to take care of them so

Lostboy: deserved.

EiffelPuppy: im with ming on this

Thaibaby: yup

Thaibaby: but anyways

Thaibaby: rip in peace Jung Yoonoh 1997-2019.

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97-Liners Groupchat

Megaphone: we havent heard from kook or jae in a while

Megaphone: @Greekgod @KookieMonster y'all okay?

KookieMonster: define okay

Thaibaby: yug and i are scared now

KookieMonster: idk jaes condition but

KookieMonster: you know how my boyfriends tend to be borderline obsessive sometimes?

KookieMonster: especially since im the baby of the group

Lostboy: yeah....

KookieMonster: [image]

EiffelPuppy: kook

EiffelPuppy: i thought only your knuckles were hurt?

KookieMonster: THEY ARE

Lostboy: then why are you bandaged from head to toe?

KookieMonster: I DONT KNOW

KookieMonster: THEY TRIED TO WRAP ME WITH BUBBLE WRAP

KookieMonster: anyways im hiding in the closet now

KookieMonster: if anyone of you ever loved me please dont tell them where i am

HitTheYug: i actually feel bad for you

Thaibaby: you have our word goddamn

Megaphone: and jae?

Megaphone: @Greekgod

Lostboy: @Greekgod

KookieMonster: @Greekgod

Thaibaby: @Greekgod

EiffelPuppy: @Greekgod

HitTheYug: holy shit he actually died

~

NCT Groupchat

Jungwoo: whos actually hurt???

Doyoung: jaehyun

Mark: is he okay?!

Ten: our sweet baby jaehyun has decided to be a hero!

Ten: so we decided to show him what a good brave boy he was

Ten: after we made sure to clean his wounds

Ten: my boyfriend is such a strong man

Haechan: i lowkey forgot how scary ten-hyung could be

Haechan: im

Mark: yeah uh same

Taeyong: anyways hes sleeping now

Taeyong: he needs his rest :(

~

97-Liners Groupchat

HitTheYug: what the actual fuck he seriously isnt answering

Greekgod: hey!

Lostboy: JAE

Lostboy: WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN

Greekgod: its winwin from nct

EiffelPuppy: oh

EiffelPuppy: sorry

EiffelPuppy: hey winwin hows it been going?

Greekgod: good!

Greekgod: im just texting you guys to tell you jae is just resting!!

Greekgod: but he told me to text you guys since you might be worried!!

Greekgod: something about me being the only trustworthy one or something?

Greekgod: idk he was a bit hazy

Thaibaby: sounds about right

Thaibaby: he'd probs trust you with his life

Megaphone: oh precious baby is here!

Megaphone: hi winwin!

Greekgod: precious baby?

Megaphone: its what he calls you all the time

Greekgod: interesting

Greekgod: what else does he do?

Megaphone: well

KookieMonster: uh i think we're all very interested in finding out what happened to jae?

Greekgod: right

Greekgod: basically taeyong hyung went ballistic

Greekgod: tended his wounds and fed him like a momma bear

Greekgod: but then ten and the other hyungs decided he deserved a prize for being such a caring bestfriend

Lostboy: OKAY

Lostboy: please spare us the details thanks bb

KookieMonster: well id say jae had a more eventful night than i did

KookieMonster: some people get sex as a reward

KookieMonster: i get wrapped in bubblewrap

KookieMonster: how is that fair

HitTheYug: wow i cant believe im saying this

HitTheYug: but you are so welcome jae

HitTheYug: nice seeing you winwin!

Greekgod: you too!!

Greekgod: hope you're okay now!!

HitTheYug: im fine :D

Greekgod: great!

Greekgod: ill be off now

Greekgod: bye!

Megaphone: seriously jaes right

Megaphone: no wonder hes whipped

Thaibaby: ifkr

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: i fucking hate you all

EiffelPuppy: jaes back!

Lostboy: had fun? ;)

Greekgod: as a matter of fact

Greekgod: i fucking did

Thaibaby: atta boy

Greekgod: i cant really walk for the next week but its okay

KookieMonster: THATS NOT FUCKING FAIRRRRRR

Greekgod: ha my boyfriends are better than yours

KookieMonster: normally id argue

KookieMonster: but today?

KookieMonster: youre fucking RIGHT

HitTheYug: are you still in the closet?

KookieMonster: what do you think?

KookieMonster: of course.

KookieMonster: im never leaving this place

~

BTS Groupchat

Jin: JEON JUNGKOOK

Jin: WE'VE WAITED FOR TOO LONG

Jin: IF YOU DON'T OPEN THAT CLOSET I'M KICKING IT DOWN

Jin: JIMIN GET READY

Jimin: ON YOUR MARK HYUNG

~

97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

KookieMonster: welp

KookieMonster: guess im going out

Megaphone: good luck soldier

HitTheYug: our prayers are with you

Thaibaby: rip in peace Jeon Jungkook 1997-2019.

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97-Liners Groupchat

HitTheYug: thought y'all should know

Lostboy: ??

HitTheYug: bam has been laughing on the floor for the past half an hour

HitTheYug: when i asked him why

HitTheYug: he said "remember the first time gyu gave seok a blowjob?"

HitTheYug: LMAOOO

Lostboy: HAHAHAHAHAH

Megaphone: GENIUNELY STOP

Megaphone: NOT MY BEST MOMENT OK

EiffelPuppy: i can physically feel my balls shrink everytime i remember that

Megaphone: IM SORRY

Megaphone: IT WAS MY FIRST TIME AND YOU WERE ALL THERE

EiffelPuppy: I KNOW

Thaibaby: WE ALL KNOW

KookieMonster: LMAOOOOO

KookieMonster: I think jae almsot had to go the hospital because of how hard he was laughing HAHAHHA

KookieMonster: @Greekgod

Greekgod: yeah

Lostboy: you okay jae?

Lostboy: usually you'd be busting a lung by now

Greekgod: I'm fine don't worry

HitTheYug: jae please

HitTheYug: don't even think of trying to fool us

Greekgod: I'm sorry

Greekgod: just

Greekgod: suffocated I guess??

Greekgod: Basically we have a comeback soon and everyone's been tense

Greekgod: and it just exploded today during dance practice

Greekgod: the hyungs started yelling at each other and then at the younger ones

Megaphone: oh jae :(

Megaphone: we all know you hate fighting

Megaphone: you okay?

Greekgod: yeah i didn't actually get into it

Greekgod: So i just went back to the dorm and im sitting in my room avoiding everyone

Thaibaby: is this another puppy cafe situation?

Thaibaby: yug and i will need 10 mins to be there

Greekgod: no no

Greekgod: i appreciate it you guys but I just want some peace and quietness

KookieMonster: [Location]

EiffelPuppy: ??

KookieMonster: location to my studio

KookieMonster: its quiet plus im sure you could use a hug jae

Greekgod: i don't to be a bother

Greekgod: ill just stick to my room

KookieMonster: its no bother really

HitTheYug: yeah come on bam and i will pick you up

HitTheYug: we promise we'll be quiet!!

Greekgod: are you sure its okay?

Thaibaby: too late we're already on the way

EiffelPuppy: wish we could be there but our group's schedule is packed :(

Megaphone: take care of him you three okay?

KookieMonster: please seok dont you trust us?

Megaphone: i don't trust anyone in this group

Lostboy: i don't even trust myself at this point

Thaibaby: touché.

~

HitTheYug: [image]

EiffelPuppy: he's asleep??

Thaibaby: yup

Thaibaby: kook gave him a hug and jae ended up falling asleep cuddled on top of him

Megaphone: they look adorable aw

Megaphone: poor jae must have been really bummed huh

EiffelPuppy: he acts tough and all but we all know he's a big softie

Lostboy: aw who knew kook could be such a caring friend

HitTheYug: kook cant use his phone rn without waking jae up but he says fuck you

Lostboy: i feel the love kooks

HitTheYug: he says go suck a dick

Lostboy: what makes you think i'm not already?

Thaibaby: the fact that coups hyung would have your ass rn if you don't finish practice

EiffelPuppy: touché

~

NCT Groupchat

Yuta: I know we're all mad at each other and all

Yuta: but if you could all just grow up a bit

Johnny: don't fucking disrespect your hyungs

Yuta: Yoonoh's missing

Doyoung: what do you mean jae's missing?

Yuta: I mean that he's missing.

Yuta: he's not in the dorm he's not in the studios and he won't answer my calls or messages

Ten: we drove him away fuck

Taeyong: what do you mean we drove him away

Ten: he hates fights hes always been sensitive to them and we just had a big one

Ten: what do you think hyung

Taeyong: but he usually stays in his room when that happens

Yuta: well he's not there

Winwin: what if he's with the 97-Liners?

Taeyong: yeah maybe

Taeyong: I'll see

Taeyong: fuck

~

Leaders Groupchat

Taeyong: hey guys

Taeyong: how are you?

JB: what's wrong?

Taeyong: jae's missing and it might have been our fault

Taeyong: we kinda had a fight

Taeyong: we're worried because he hasn't been even answering our calls or messages

Taeyong: i just wanted to see if he's with any of your members?

Seungcheol: sorry no all my members are here

JB: yug and bam arent here

Namjoon: I'll ask kook one sec

Namjoon: he isn't answering I'll go see him in his studio

~

Namjoon: [image]

Namjoon: went in the studio and found this

Namjoon: he's safe don't worry

JB: so that's where the boys went

Taeyong: oh thank god

Taeyong: We'll come pick him up

Taeyong: thank you so much hyung

Namjoon: no wait

Namjoon: keep him a bit

Namjoon: by the time he's back you'll have talked it out with the rest of your members

JB: he's right

JB: gives you a chance to calm down

Taeyong: yeah

Taeyong: you're probably right

Taeyong: thank you again

Seungcheol: i didn't know the boys were that close with each other

Seungcheol: i mean i knew they were close but i've never seen them like that

JB: me neither

JB: jaes practically a koala cuddled on kook

Namjoon: cute

JB: aw is the leader soft for his maknae?

Namjoon: yes

Namjoon: sue me

Seungcheol: HAHAHHAHAH

~

97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: so what happened??

Thaibaby: he woke up about an hour later so we took him back to his dorm

Thaibaby: and now we're waiting to see what happened

Megaphone: oh that's good i guess

Greekgod: hey

Lostboy: jae!!

Lostboy: everything okay??

Greekgod: yeah

Greekgod: they talked while i was gone

Greekgod: i felt bad for guiltying them though

KookieMonster: dont jae

KookieMonster: you needed some space its okay

Greekgod: yeah

Greekgod: thank you kook

Greekgod: sorry i fell asleep on you like that

KookieMonster: dont be!!

KookieMonster: it was literally no bother

EiffelPuppy: we're glad you're fine now

Megaphone: it's okay to be vulnerable around us jae

Megaphone: we might be little shits but you know you can trust us right?

Greekgod: yeah

KookieMonster: you have the location to my studio if you ever need a quiet place

KookieMonster: offer goes to all

HitTheYug: give us a call and we'll pick you up!!

Greekgod: thanks guys really

Thaibaby: :)

Greekgod: I love you guys

Lostboy: GASP WHAT IS THIS

Lostboy: JAE SAID HE LOVED US???

Lostboy: SOMEONE RIGHT THIS DOWN IN HISTORY LADIES AND GENTS

Lostboy: or just gents in this case

Greekgod: fuck you this is literally why i never say that

EiffelPuppy: what a day

EiffelPuppy: jae finally admitted he loves us

Greekgod: i won't hesitate to beat you all up

HitTheYug: but you wont

Thaibaby: cuz you loooove us :DDD

Greekgod: i take it back

Greekgod: i hate you all

KookieMonster: sorry

KookieMonster: no refunds or exchanges

Megaphone: we have receipts now ;)

Greekgod: GODDAMIT

Thaibaby: love you too jae

Greekgod: yeah yeah

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Private chat: Mingyu and Taeyong

Mingyu: hi hyung!!

Mingyu: sorry if I'm bothering you!!

Taeyong: hey mingyu ah

Taeyong: its no bother :)

Taeyong: what's up?

Mingyu: the guys and i wanted your permission to kidnap jae for the day

Mingyu: you know after the whole thing last week

Taeyong: oh

Taeyong: yeah sure let him have fun :)

Mingyu: ofc!! Anything for our tsundere baby

Mingyu: thanks hyung!!

Taeyong: baby?

Taeyong: oh anytime!

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Megaphone: @HitTheYug @Thaibaby did y'all kidnap jae yet

Thaibaby: yup we're on our way

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: jaes still blushing like a tomato lmaooooo

KookieMonster: AHHAHA AW WHAT HAPPENED

Greekgod: idk my members were being so weird man

Greekgod: I told them I was leaving with you guys and everyone started shouting byes and calling me 'their baby'

Greekgod: which they rarely do??

Lostboy: awww looks like someone likes it ;)

Thaibaby: im scared if we talk about it he'll get hard in our car LMAO

EiffelPuppy: HAHAHAHAHHA

Greekgod: I WILL NOT

Thaibaby: yug and i won't judge if you did ;)

Greekgod: i'll beat you both.

Megaphone: anyways

Megaphone: we're waiting for you at the parking

~

GOT7 Groupchat

Yugyeom: [image]

Yugyeom: [image]

Yugyeom: [image]

Yugyeom: here's the dogpile y'all

Bambam: wrong group yug

Yugyeom: SHIT AHHAHA

Yugyeom: sorry hyungs!!

Youngjae: haha looks like you guys had fun?

Bambam: lmao yeah

Bambam: im surprised ikea didnt kick us out

Jinyoung: you were at ikea?

Jinyoung: thats awfully domestic

Yugyeom: yup!!

Yugyeom: kook figured we're gonna be crashing at his studio alot so he needed a new couch

Jackson: oh cool

~

Leaders Groupchat

JB: [image]

JB: [image]

JB: :)

Taeyong: were they in ikea?

JB: yes

Seungcheol: but the boys never went with me to ikea

Namjoon: aha

Namjoon: isnt their close friendship so beautiful

Taeyong: a little too close don't you think

JB: jealous?

Taeyong: yeah I am

Taeyong: [image]

Taeyong: mingyu called him their baby.

Taeyong: tell me now

Taeyong: aren't you guys?

Seungcheol: fuck it yes I am

Namjoon: kook gave them the location to his studio when he would tease us about going there for months

Namjoon: ok so maybe we are a little jealous

JB: you think?

Seungcheol: so what's the plan

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: why is everyone acting so weird today??

Megaphone: right??

Greekgod: ??

Megaphone: our groups so weird today

Megaphone: the younger ones wont leave gyu ming and I alone

Megaphone: and the older ones are just really sweet and caring?

Megaphone: not to mention we cant go anywhere without anyone tagging along

Lostboy: not that they arent usually

Lostboy: just extra today???

Lostboy: gyu cant reach his phone bc he's under a pile of woozi and seungkwan

KookieMonster: YOU TOO?!

Megaphone: wait you too???

KookieMonster: YES

KookieMonster: they've been babying me since the morning!!

KookieMonster: not that im complaining but

KookieMonster: jin hyung has been giving me piggy back rides all day??

KookieMonster: which i usually have to beg for

KookieMonster: and then we had a dogpile

Greekgod: you've gotta be kidding me

Greekgod: i've been stuck under a dogpile for like 3 hours

Greekgod: like a dogpile with 6 members is hard

Greekgod: imagine 12????

Lostboy: how tf are you alive

Greekgod: but seriously everyone's been clingy

Greekgod: and excessive use of 'baby'

Greekgod: and i wouldn't mind it except for the fact that i can't even use the bathroom in peace??

HitTheYug: yeah no shit

HitTheYug: what the fuck is up with everyone????

HitTheYug: like the attention is appreciated

HitTheYug: but out of nowhere??

HitTheYug: its not my or bams birthday

HitTheYug: its not our anniversary

Lostboy: wheres bam??

HitTheYug: JB hyung and mark hyung took him on a shopping spree

HitTheYug: also not to mention

HitTheYug: our necks are covered in hickeys

Megaphone: [image]

Greekgod: holy shit

Lostboy: and all over my thighs

KookieMonster: hold up i smell something fishy here

Megaphone: didn't your hyungs make fish today

KookieMonster: yes

KookieMonster: but not the point

KookieMonster: isnt it weird that all our members are acting weird

Greekgod: oh my god i got it

Lostboy: ???

Greekgod: wouldn't you say they're acting possessive?

HitTheYug: OH MY GOD YES

Lostboy: that makes so much sense

Megaphone: but why would they be possessive though

Megaphone: is it bc of the yug thing?

HitTheYug: that was over a month ago tho

KookieMonster: then what?

Greekgod: no clue

Lostboy: weird

Megaphone: very

~

Greekgod: the

Greekgod: weirdest

Greekgod: thing

Greekgod: just happened

Thaibaby: ??????

Thaibaby: yug told me everything

Greekgod: so doyoung and i were just talking about random things and laughing

Greekgod: and then i mentioned wanting to visit kooks studio to see the new couch and beanbag

Greekgod: and then he legit stopped mid laugh and became quiet???

KookieMonster: what the fuck

KookieMonster: did i do something??

Greekgod: im pretty sure you didn't because then I mentioned having yug and bam take me to your studio again and then he started glaring???

Thaibaby: aha

EiffelPuppy: wait a minute

EiffelPuppy: @Greekgod mention us

Greekgod: you having the same thoughts as I am?

EiffelPuppy: only one way to find out

HitTheYug: explain

Megaphone: i think i get it

Greekgod: holy shit

Greekgod: they're not happy.

HitTheYug: you wanna explain?

KookieMonster: ^^^

Lostboy: HOLY SHIT

Thaibaby: WHAT

EiffelPuppy: bam yug ask your hyungs permission to go to kooks studio or something

EiffelPuppy: @KookieMonster tell your hyungs we're visiting

KookieMonster: mind explaining??

Megaphone: you'll understand immediately

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KookieMonster: HOLY FUCK

Thaibaby: THEY'RE JEALOUS?!

HitTheYug: OF YOU GUYS

KookieMonster: HAHAHAHAHAH

Lostboy: RIGHT

Greekgod: i can't believe they're jealous oh my god

EiffelPuppy: this is priceless

Megaphone: it makes so much sense HAHAHAH

Greekgod: so basically

Greekgod: our members are possessive because they're jealous of us

Greekgod: HAHAHAHAH

Lostboy: LMAOOOOO

Megaphone: okay okay jokes aside

Megaphone: should we talk to them??

HitTheYug: technically speaking?

HitTheYug: yeah

KookieMonster: but this is so funny i cant

KookieMonster: i think i bust a lung

Lostboy: ME TOO

Megaphone: keep it down!!

Megaphone: theyll come after us!!

Lostboy: sorry!!

Megaphone: YOU TOO GYU

EiffelPuppy: SORRY

Greekgod: okay okay

Greekgod: what could have triggered it?

Greekgod: we've been friends for a long time

Thaibaby: true

HitTheYug: wait

HitTheYug: [image]

HitTheYug: i think it started from here?

HitTheYug: i accidently sent our group photos at ikea on the group

KookieMonster: how the hell did you not notice the passive aggressiveness

Thaibaby: hes right wtf how did we not

EiffelPuppy: wait a second

EiffelPuppy: [image]

Greekgod: YOU CALLED ME A BABY IN FRONT OF TAEYONG HYUNG

EiffelPuppy: yes.

EiffelPuppy: would that explain why your members keep calling you baby?

Greekgod: omg it does

Greekgod: i'm still murdering you later on

EiffelPuppy: yeah yeah

KookieMonster: i think

KookieMonster: each one of us should have a nice long talk with their members and report back?

Lostboy: i'm with him on that one

Thaibaby: not a bad idea

Greekgod: hm yeah i think so too

EiffelPuppy: good plan

Megaphone: good good

~

Leaders Groupchat

Seungcheol: so i have reasons to believe that we may have been a bit irrational?

Namjoon: uh huh

Namjoon: i must agree

JB: they gave you a scolding too didn't they

Taeyong: ....maybe.

Seungcheol: they did it to you?

JB: yeah

Seungcheol: cool

Namjoon: so....

Taeyong: maybe we were a bit too jealous over nothing?

Taeyong: i mean they're allowed to have other friends...

JB: yeah...

JB: if you'll excuse me now

JB: my members and I have an apology letter to write to your boys

Namjoon: same

Seungcheol: same

Taeyong: same

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: [image]

Greekgod: [image]

Lostboy: [image]

KookieMonster: [image]

EiffelPuppy: we are so keeping these for blackmail

EiffelPuppy: great job everyone

Greekgod: why thank you

HitTheYug: it was an absolute pleasure

HitTheYug: i felt like the hyung for once LMAOO

KookieMonster: amazing

KookieMonster: they looked like dejected puppies

Megaphone: i should feel bad

Megaphone: but I dont HAHAHAH

Lostboy: HAHAHAHAH

Thaibaby: man if they were jealous because of that picture

Thaibaby: what do you think would happen if they knew exactly what we did before we got together

KookieMonster: oh god

Megaphone: im sure they wont let us see each other ever again probably

Greekgod: you think??

HitTheYug: totally

KookieMonster: i think my hyungs think i was a virgin before we got together

Lostboy: WHAT

Lostboy: NO WAY

Lostboy: HAHAHAHHA

EiffelPuppy: YOU'RE KIDDING

KookieMonster: nope

KookieMonster: they never asked so i never told them

Greekgod: amazing

HitTheYug: oh my god kook

KookieMonster: whoops

EiffelPuppy: you're fucked if they find out

KookieMonster: don't I know it lads

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Seventeen Groupchat

Hoshi: we're going over another part of the choreo tomorrow so I hope everyone's got their parts down

Hoshi: that goes to you @Mingyu practice well tonight

Mingyu: oh sure hyung

Mingyu: as if I haven't been practicing my ass off for the past 2 weeks

Woozi: hey you have no right to talk to your hyung like that

Woozi: you've been lacking and we can all see that

Woozi: you haven't even been hitting the notes properly

Mingyu: I've been practicing??

Joshua: you're usually better than this though

Joshua: I don't understand

Joshua: why are you being like this?

Mingyu: being like what?

Mingyu: huh hyung?

Seungcheol: watch your tone mingyu

Seungcheol: you've been snappy all week and downright disrespectful to your hyungs and your dongsaengs

Seungcheol: you being the face of the group doesn't give you mighty privileges over the rest of us

Seungcheol: understand?

Mingyu: I'm done

The8: now you've done it

Seungkwan: way to go hyungs

Jeonghan: what's with the sudden attack huh?

DK: That we're tired and stressed and you've been pouring everything on Mingyu even though he's trying his fucking best

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Private Chat: Mingyu and Yugyeom

Mingyu: yug?

Yugyeom: hey gyu

Mingyu: can you pick me up?

Mingyu: or nevermind of course you're busy or relaxing from a long day

Mingyu: sorry i asked

Yugyeom: hey hey

Yugyeom: where are you?

Mingyu: hiding in an empty make up room

Yugyeom: I need 15 minutes max okay?

Mingyu: if you're busy please don't

Yugyeom: Im not

Yugyeom: bam is im not i promise

Mingyu: okay

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Private Chat: Yugyeom and Jungkook

Yugyeom: kooks

Yugyeom: I really hope you're in your studio rn

Jungkook: yeah?

Jungkook: i am whats up

Yugyeom: open up

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: @Megaphone @Lostboy

KookieMonster: you two better be in here I swear to god or you won't be happy

Greekgod: ????

Greekgod: what happened???

Thaibaby: yo what's up?

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: you want to fucking explain to me why Mingyu showed up with Yugyeom holding him at my door at 10 pm stressed and crying his eyes out?

Lostboy: oh thank god he's with you two

Megaphone: the hyungs were being a bit too harsh on him kook

Megaphone: we swear they didn't mean to hurt him

Lostboy: its the new comeback

Lostboy: everyone's been stressed

Megaphone: then the hyungs scolded him over the groupchat but he disappeared

Megaphone: and when he did the groupchat blew up

Lostboy: seok and I tried calling him and texting him but he wouldn't pick up

Greekgod: he looks on the brink of exhaustion

Greekgod: what did you do??

Thaibaby: he looks absolutely devastated

KookieMonster: you're not getting him back until you solve this.

Lostboy: kookie please at least you and yug convince him to answer his phone

Megaphone: he's been tired and stressed and we've all been to blind to notice that

Megaphone: we're really sorry

Lostboy: we really are

Lostboy: please

EiffelPuppy: it's not your fault

EiffelPuppy: you weren't the harsh ones

Megaphone: but we didn't do anything to defend you either

Megaphone: we're all packed and stressed but that gives us no excuse

Lostboy: everyone's been harsh but you got most of it

Lostboy: please gyu

EiffelPuppy: its okay

Megaphone: it really isn't

Megaphone: please answer our group

HitTheYug: you do realize this can't just be solved over text

Lostboy: yes but at least he can tell us exactly what he feels without being interrupted

HitTheYug: kook and i are keeping him here until we're sure he wont be crying again

KookieMonster: fucking try us

Megaphone: okay

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Seventeen Groupchat

Mingyu: um hey

Seungcheol: gyu please come back so we can solve this

Seungcheol: we realized we were a bit harsh

The8: a bit?

Woozi: okay we were really harsh but please understand

Mingyu: i know we're all stressed hyungs

Mingyu: and i know everyone's been working hard

Mingyu: and i'm sorry i couldn't be your perfect member this time

Mingyu: i'm tired and stressed and i couldn't just do it under pressure

Joshua: we know gyu

Joshua: we've all been taking out our stress in a bad way

Hoshi: its just

Hoshi: you're our perfect package

Hoshi: you sing rap and dance and you're our face

Hoshi: you do it so well everytime that we tend to forget you're human too

Hoshi: that you're not a machine who can be perfect all the time

Jeonghan: we look up to you even

Jeonghan: i always wonder how you could do it

Mingyu: but i can't always do it

Mingyu: please understand

Mingyu: i try so hard to impress you all

Mingyu: but its just so hard hyungs

Mingyu: and when i couldnt do it i just felt stressed and embarrassed

Wonwoo: embarrassed?

Wonwoo: of what?

Wonwoo: being normal?

Wonwoo: the truth is we pushed you hard and past your breaking point because we thought you were practically invincible

Wonwoo: but you arent thats okay

Wonwoo: whats not okay was the fact that we and especially the hyungs thought we were entitled to push you that far

Seungcheol: we're sorry gyu

Seungcheol: you have no idea

Seungcheol: i think we all realized it after we basically blew up at each other

Joshua: we love you

Joshua: please know that?

Mingyu: i know

Mingyu: i guess i just needed to get out a bit

Woozi: please come back so we can properly settle this

Mingyu: um

Mingyu: I'd like to stay here for a while if that's okay?

Seungcheol: take the time you need

Seungcheol: we'll be waiting okay?

Mingyu: okay

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: @Megaphone @EiffelPuppy we're having a dogpile tonight I don't care what anyone wants

HitTheYug: who said youre getting him back?

Megaphone: please yug and kook?

Megaphone: they talked it over!

KookieMonster: yeah we saw

KookieMonster: think we're gonna give him up easily?

Lostboy: jesus you two are acting like his boyfriends

HitTheYug: jealous?

Megaphone: we want our boyfriend back pleaseeeeeee

Greekgod: were they this protective when I went over?

Greekgod: i can't remember much since i fell asleep

Thaibaby: hell yeah we were

Thaibaby: namjoon hyung was probably lowkey scared when he saw yug and i sitting like watch dogs and kook wrapped around you like a snake

Greekgod: aw thanks guys

Thaibaby: of course of course

EiffelPuppy: i think i'm ready to go back

KookieMonster: you sure?

EiffelPuppy: yeah

HitTheYug: fine

Lostboy: YES!

Megaphone: :DDD

HitTheYug: but ONLY because he said so

Lostboy: yes okay

Megaphone: jeez

Megaphone: but really thanks for taking care of him

KookieMonster: youre welcome

KookieMonster: but that better not happen again

Lostboy: it wont

HitTheYug: promise?

Lostboy: promise

Megaphone: promise

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Leaders Groupchat

Seungcheol: hi

Seungcheol: its late i know

Seungcheol: but @Namjoon @JB

Seungcheol: please thank jungkook and yugyeom for taking care of mingyu when we couldnt

JB: uh sure

JB: everything okay?

Seungcheol: just some issues to resolve

Namjoon: alright

Seungcheol: goodnight

Namjoon: goodnight

JB: goodnight

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Lostboy: [image]

Lostboy: WE GOT A DOGPILE HA

Thaibaby: good lord

Thaibaby: listen my only question here is how the fuck did you fit that many people in there?

KookieMonster: exactly what i was thinking

Greekgod: speaking from experience?

Greekgod: sheer will power

HitTheYug: yeah no shit

HitTheYug: so im guessing you guys talked it over?

Lostboy: yup

Lostboy: everyone cried

KookieMonster: when do you not cry really

Lostboy: says you

Lostboy: you literally cry at the end of each concert

KookieMonster: its an emotional moment okay

Greekgod: anyways we're glad things worked out

Greekgod: but if this happens again

Greekgod: kook and i dont visit the gym regularly for nothing

Greekgod: understand?

Lostboy: YES SIR

Greekgod: good

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97-Liners Groupchat

HitTheYug: [image]

HitTheYug: sup gays

EiffelPuppy: WHY ARE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL

Lostboy: WHOS DYING

Thaibaby: calm down you hoes i just sprained my ankle

Thaibaby: doc checked it and is prescribing some meds

Greekgod: howd you do that?

Thaibaby: i

Thaibaby: fell down the stairs

HitTheYug: he was riding jackson hyung and accidently rode too hard

KookieMonster: LMAOOOO

Lostboy: HAHAHHAH

EiffelPuppy: HAHAHAH

Megaphone: only you bam i swear

Thaibaby: thanks for sparing my dignity yug

Thaibaby: really appreciate it

HitTheYug: anytime babe

Greekgod: well get well soon!

Thaibaby: thank you jae

Thaibaby: the real og i swear

Thaibaby: the rest of you are snakes

Lostboy: oh pipe down you're a snake too

Thaibaby: i

Thaibaby: ok true

~

HitTheYug: thanks for the get well soon gifts

HitTheYug: im sure he'll love them!!

EiffelPuppy: how's he doing?

HitTheYug: good hes asleep now

HitTheYug: gotta warn you tho

HitTheYug: meds are making him woozy

Greekgod: woozy how...?

HitTheYug: youll know

Lostboy: okay?

~

Thaibaby: my tummy feels weird

Megaphone: whats wrong bammie

Thaibaby: weird tummy

Thaibaby: oh my god... im pregnant

Thaibaby: IM GONNA BE A MOMMY!

Greekgod: bam sweetheart

Greekgod: guys can't be pregnant

Thaibaby: shh dont let the baby hear you!!

HitTheYug: baby

HitTheYug: youre not pregnant

Thaibaby: im not?

HitTheYug: no sweetie

Thaibaby: but tummy feels weird???

Thaibaby: make noises...

HitTheYug: thats because you havent eaten anything yet

HitTheYug: ill ask jinyoung hyung to make you something to eat

KookieMonster: okay this is lowkey highkey adorable

Thaibaby: ITS THE COOKIE MONSTUR!!

Thaibaby: YOURE NOT TAKING ANY OF MY COOKIES OKAY

Thaibaby: ILL FIGHT YOU

KookieMonster: ....

KookieMonster: IM STEALING ALL YOUR COOKIES

Thaibaby: YUG HELP!!!

Thaibaby: THE COOKIE MONSTER IS GONNA TAKE MY COOKIES

HitTheYug: he wont babe

Thaibaby: youll save all my cookies?

HitTheYug: of course!!!

Thaibaby: love you yugi!!!!!!

Megaphone: fucking whipped

HitTheYug: hes never this cuddly leave me be

Lostboy: you heard the man

Lostboy: what i would give for woozi hyung to be this cuddly with me

EiffelPuppy: TRUTH

Greekgod: LMAOOOO

~

Thaibaby: guys,, we should go on a trip to outer space,,,

Megaphone: uh huh and where would we go?

Thaibaby: the talking zebra told me we should visit his galaxy!!

Greekgod: and what else did the talking zebra say?

Thaibaby: he also said that paint the jyp building pink...

KookieMonster: why pink?

Thaibaby: i dont know

Thaibaby: i want it purple :/

HitTheYug: babe

HitTheYug: you should be sleeping

Thaibaby: i dont want to be rude to the talking zebra!

Thaibaby: i cant just sleep when hes right there!

HitTheYug: im sure the talking zebra needs to go back to his galaxy to sleep too right?

Thaibaby: yeah youre right :/

Thaibaby: he said the ride was long

HitTheYug: alright lets put you to bed

Megaphone: okay seriously tho why can't bam be always this adorable

Lostboy: i'm crying

Lostboy: THIS IS TOO CUTE

EiffelPuppy: ok but same

EiffelPuppy: hey yug

EiffelPuppy: whatever hes on?

EiffelPuppy: i want it

KookieMonster: HAHAHAHAHA

Greekgod: LMAO

~

Thaibaby: @EiffelPuppy are you as tall as the eiffel tower?

Thaibaby: bc that shit huge man

EiffelPuppy: i

Megaphone: he is

Thaibaby: a talking megaphone???

Thaibaby: did you come from the talking zebras galaxy???

Megaphone: uh

Megaphone: yes?

Thaibaby: say hi to my friend!!

Megaphone: uh of course!!

Greekgod: hey @HitTheYug how long does he have to take these meds?

HitTheYug: well the really strong one should wear off by tomorrow

HitTheYug: and then he'll be on lighter ones

Greekgod: oh good

Greekgod: hes gonna freak when they wear down

HitTheYug: oh yeah

HitTheYug: you dont even wanna know what hes been saying at the dorms man

Lostboy: should be hilarious

HitTheYug: oh yeah

HitTheYug: jinyoung hyungs officially mom

HitTheYug: jackson hyung is bams servant for some reason

HitTheYug: youngjae hyung is 'mr cuddly bear!!'

HitTheYug: JB hyungs the dorm cat for some reason??

HitTheYug: and mark hyungs is bams celebrity crush with the good hair

KookieMonster: amazing

KookieMonster: this is amazing i love it

Lostboy: what are you?

HitTheYug: no fucking clue man

KookieMonster: im saving this conversation for blackmail

Greekgod: disappointed but not surprised

EiffelPuppy: hey someone had to do it

Megaphone: this group is nothing without blackmail

Greekgod: i thought its nothing without shamelessness?

Lostboy: that too

~

Thaibaby: you fuckers

Thaibaby: i cant believe you led me on wtf

Lostboy: oh hi bam the meds finally wore off!!

Megaphone: hope you liked our gifts!

Thaibaby: i did actually the cookies were so good holy shit

KookieMonster: right?

KookieMonster: the bakery i got them from is amazing i swear

Thaibaby: youve gotta give me their address man

Thaibaby: I WAS SIDE TRACKED

Thaibaby: BACK TO MY MAIN POINT

Thaibaby: YOU FUCKERS LED ME ON

Greekgod: and it was fun too

Greekgod: the talking zebra was a bit worrying i gotta say

Greekgod: but the rest was absolute gold thank you for this quality content

EiffelPuppy: screenshotted and saved

EiffelPuppy: for life

Thaibaby: i really

Thaibaby: really

Thaibaby: feel like dying rn

HitTheYug: oh shush like you wouldnt have done this too

Thaibaby: goddamit youre right

Thaibaby: this group sucks

Megaphone: we feel the love bam

Megaphone: truly

Thaibaby: you know what

Thaibaby: @HitTheYug wheres youngjae

HitTheYug: mr cuddly bear

HitTheYug: i mean youngjae hyungs in his room

Thaibaby: shut up shut up shUT UP SHUT UP

Thaibaby: im gonna go fucking cuddle with him

Thaibaby: yall suck.

EiffelPuppy: joke's on you minghaos already sucking my dick

Thaibaby: fuck you.

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97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: quick question

Thaibaby: have any of you tried sounding?

Greekgod: no?

EiffelPuppy: god no

Megaphone: definitely not

Lostboy: almost did once

Thaibaby: you?

Lostboy: yeah what makes you so surprised

Thaibaby: im

Thaibaby: impressed truly

EiffelPuppy: why are you asking

Thaibaby: idk jackson hyung brought it up

HitTheYug: (because he's weird like that)

Megaphone: ah

Thaibaby: and i was just curious

KookieMonster: oo i did!!

HitTheYug: what

Thaibaby: WHAT

EiffelPuppy: WHAT

Megaphone: WHEN

Lostboy: WHY

Greekgod: oh my god

KookieMonster: what?

KookieMonster: why are you guys so surprised

KookieMonster: you know i like to produce music too

KookieMonster: just ask woozi hyung

Greekgod: kook...

Greekgod: baby...

Greekgod: what do you mean by sounding?

KookieMonster: like when you play with the sounds on the mixer board...?

KookieMonster: duh?

KookieMonster: whats the matter with you

EiffelPuppy: someone's gotta tell him

Megaphone: it aint me chief

Lostboy: what he said

Thaibaby: kooks

Thaibaby: youve never heard a sounding device before?

KookieMonster: now yall are making me question myself

Thaibaby: its a sexual device sweetheart

Thaibaby: rods you stick in your dick basically

KookieMonster: wait, thats an actual thing?!

KookieMonster: what the fuck

HitTheYug: uh yeah

HitTheYug: how do you not know this

KookieMonster: WHY WOULD I KNOW THIS

KookieMonster: I DONT WANT METAL INSIDE MY DICK WHAT THE FUCK

Megaphone: i think we scarred him lads

Lostboy: thats a big ass yikes

EiffelPuppy: i think its safe to say kook hasnt tried it either

KookieMonster: YOU THINK

KookieMonster: IT SOUNDS PAINFUL

Thaibaby: i mean some people say it gives them alot of pleasure

KookieMonster: BAMBAM NO

HitTheYug: yeah honey im not trying that ever

HitTheYug: i dont think anyone in our group is either

Greekgod: ok back to the topic of kook not knowing this

Greekgod: of all the kinks and devices we've seen and discussed

Greekgod: this is what scars you?

KookieMonster: listen i came to the industry a literal baby

KookieMonster: my only sexual experience is anything ive done with you guys and my hyungs

Lostboy: and porn

KookieMonster: okay and porn

KookieMonster: but ive never seen that

KookieMonster: oh god oh god thank god i dont just go around asking people how the sounding was

Lostboy: now that would've been a disaster

KookieMonster: i dont think my hyungs know about it either so shush

Thaibaby: you really dont think namjoon hyung and jimin hyung dont know about sounding

KookieMonster: sounds fake even to my ears

KookieMonster: fair point

~

KookieMonster: okay so namjoon hyung and jimin hyung do indeed know about sounding and have now proceeded to make fun of me for thinking it was something else

KookieMonster: why do i put myself in these situations

HitTheYug: ah yeah kook hows the sounding on your newest track huh

Megaphone: cant wait to hear it im sure the sounding was amazing

KookieMonster: oh not you guys too

KookieMonster: please stop

KookieMonster: im already traumatized from finding out what it actually is

EiffelPuppy: you're a real expert on sounding right

KookieMonster: very funny

Lostboy: imagine if i actually went up to woozi hyung and asked him to demonstrate the 'sounding' for me

KookieMonster: s t o p

KookieMonster: actually

KookieMonster: do it coward

Lostboy: no thanks im good

KookieMonster: coward

EiffelPuppy: i think he'd be absolutely horrified

Megaphone: im doing it

HitTheYug: WHAT

Megaphone: yup watch this

~

Seventeen Groupchat

DK: @Woozi hyung

Woozi: ??

DK: can you demonstrate the sounding for me?

Woozi: the what

DK: the sounding!

DK: it'll be fun!

Woozi: no no i absolutely cannot do that

Woozi: WHAT THE FUCK SEOK

Jun: WHAT THE FUCK SEOK

DK: what?

Seungkwan: oh god please no

Seungkwan: please please no

Woozi: please dont ask me that ever again

DK: but hyung!

Woozi: DO NOT

Dino: What is it?

Woozi: NO.

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Megaphone: [image]

Megaphone: [image]

Thaibaby: the absolute horror and trauma

Thaibaby: I LOVE IT

Greekgod: well i for one can't believe you just did that but i applaud you

Megaphone: why thank you

Megaphone: @EiffelPuppy @Lostboy take that cowards

EiffelPuppy: im

EiffelPuppy: still shocked??

Lostboy: im impressed truly

KookieMonster: wow i said that bc i was embarrassed

KookieMonster: i didnt actually expect someone to ask him?

Megaphone: you're welcome.

HitTheYug: now this is the quality content i signed up for

~

HitTheYug: ive been thinking

HitTheYug: now i know for a fact that none of my hyungs know about blue waffles

EiffelPuppy: YUG NO

Greekgod: absolutely not

Thaibaby: okay sounding was one thing

Thaibaby: blue waffles is another

Thaibaby: DO NOT

KookieMonster: listen

KookieMonster: and i think everyone would agree

KookieMonster: its better if they dont

Megaphone: fucking agreed

Lostboy: ^^^^

HitTheYug: :(

Thaibaby: yug i swear

Thaibaby: do not. or no sex for a week.

HitTheYug: FINE

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GOT7 Groupchat

Bambam: yall look what i found

Bambam: [image]

Yugyeom: you made fun of me for sending pics on the wrong group

Yugyeom: look at you now

Bambam: FUCKS SAKE

Bambam: sorry hyungs

Mark: aren't you two together?

Yugyeom: yeah?

Mark: then why are you texting each other instead of talking

Bambam: we're all just lazing around in the studio too lazy to talk

Bambam: so we're just texting each other on our group

Youngjae: you guys look so much younger in that pic

Yugyeom: lmao yeah what day was this

Bambam: i think it was the day kook lost his virginity

Bambam: or was it minghao

Jackson: wait what?

Jackson: but nct and bts got together only like a year or max two ago

Yugyeom: yeah

Jackson: this looks way older

Bambam: obviously

Bambam: we fooled around together

Jinyoung: you what

Yugyeom: well yeah

Yugyeom: you dont think bam and i didnt fuck around

Youngjae: well together yeah

Youngjae: but with the others too?

Bambam: yeah?

Bambam: whats wrong?

JB: you two fooled around with the other 97 liners

JB: well that explains so much doesn't it?

Yugyeom: what do you mean hyung?

Jinyoung: your closeness??

Jinyoung: the way we saw you all piled up over each other?

Bambam: hyungs?

Mark: you're probably fucking around right now all together

Bambam: how could you say that?

Jackson: let's see

Jackson: when yugyeom was in danger he texted your group instead of us

Jackson: so you trust them more huh?

Yugyeom: what?

Yugyeom: no of course not

Yugyeom: we trust them alot but you guys are our members

Jinyoung: i can't believe this.

~

Leaders Groupchat

JB: [image]

JB: [image]

JB: this goes to everyone

JB: get your boys off of mine.

Taeyong: they said we had nothing to be jealous over

Taeyong: wow

Seungcheol: i don't know what to say

Namjoon: get my boy off of yours?

Namjoon: did you not see this fucking conversation

Namjoon: you think I'm happy??

Seungcheol: please let's calm down

Seungcheol: namjoon you're usually calmer

Taeyong: how are you so calm about this?

Taeyong: they could be doing god knows what now

Seungcheol: well i'm finding out instead of yelling here like a maniac

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: guys

HitTheYug: we.... fucked up

Thaibaby: we're fucked

HitTheYug: especially you @KookieMonster

Greekgod: what happened??

EiffelPuppy: ????

KookieMonster: what did you do?

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Seungcheol: @Mingyu @DK @The8 where are you three right now

DK: um practice room

DK: anything wrong hyung?

Seungcheol: [image]

Seungcheol: [image]

Seungcheol: care to explain this?

Joshua: what's this?

Woozi: what the fuck

The8: hyungs please be calm and understand

Seungcheol: i want to know

Seungcheol: do you fuck around with everyone?

Seungcheol: is this what we are?

Seungcheol: just for fun?

Mingyu: hyung no please

Mingyu: it happened a long time ago

Mingyu: before any of our groups got together

DK: please don't think what we have is a fling

Wonwoo: why not?

Wonwoo: they're a group

Wonwoo: we're a group

Wonwoo: what's the difference?

Seungcheol: i don't want to jump to conclusions

The8: then give us a chance to talk

Seungkwan: im sorry hyung but you of all people shouldnt speak

The8: seungkwan please calm down

Seungcheol: i want you three back at the dorm later

Seungcheol: give everyone else will calm down

Seungcheol: we'll talk this out I promise

DK: thank you hyung

~


97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: the members found out we fucked around

EiffelPuppy: and are blowing it out of proportion

EiffelPuppy: but coups hyung is trying to solve it i guess?

KookieMonster: fuck me.

KookieMonster: im totally screwed

Greekgod: fuck

KookieMonster: what are you so worried about?

Greekgod: i don't know if you know my members well

Greekgod: especially taeyong

Greekgod: they're sensible

Greekgod: but they're so fucking possessive it's borderline insanity

Thaibaby: personally im sorry

Thaibaby: we didnt think it was a big deal

Thaibaby: but idk what thats useful for when our members wont even talk to us right now

Megaphone: my god

Megaphone: hey they were bound to find out anyways

HitTheYug: still we opened our mouths and got us all into trouble

KookieMonster: im fucked but i dont blame you

KookieMonster: seoks right one day they were gonna find out

HitTheYug: im so fucking sorry to everyone

Greekgod: it's alright

Greekgod: this happened a long time ago and frankly we did nothing wrong

Greekgod: it's time we straightened this out

EiffelPuppy: atleast theyre a bit calm?

EiffelPuppy: i wonder why tho

Megaphone: i think deep down

Megaphone: they know they shouldn't be mad

Megaphone: but they're still hurt

~

NCT Groupchat

Taeyong: [image]

Taeyong: [image]

Taeyong: @Jaehyun you're not allowed near your 'friends' again

Yuta: wtf

Jaehyun: hyung

Jaehyun: be real

Taeil: no he's right we're not allowing you

Taeil: come back to the dorm right now

Jaehyun: you can't just "ban" me from seeing my friends

Doyoung: come back to the dorm

Jaehyun: you know what?

Jaehyun: no

Taeyong: come back to the dorm yoonoh

Jaehyun: no

Jaehyun: you can't just decide what i can do and what i can't

Taeyong: i'm your leader and yes i can

Jaehyun: for the last time no you can't

Jaehyun: this happened way before any of us got together

Jaehyun: so get it through your thick, possessive heads.

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: i'm so not going back to the dorms

HitTheYug: you went OFF

Greekgod: fuck yes i fucking did

~

BTS Groupchat

Namjoon: [image]

Namjoon: [image]

Namjoon: would you all take a look at this?

Jimin: what?

Jin: @Jungkook this better be a fucking joke or you won't be happy

Jungkook: its not hyung

Jungkook: im sorry

Hoseok: how could you?

Namjoon: you never even told us

Taehyung: you never even told me???

Taehyung: I thought we were close??

Jungkook: we are hyungs

Jungkook: you just never asked so i never said anything

Jin: RICH

Jin: VERY FUCKING RICH

Yoongi: jin please calm down

Namjoon: no no let him continue

Namjoon: we spent time and effort to make sure his 'first time' would be special and memorable

Jungkook: can you please just hear me out?

Jimin: but of course

Jimin: it would be with his friends

Jin: the golden maknae with his golden friends

Hoseok: ah guys don't blame him

Hoseok: we just weren't spectacular enough

Hoseok: a bunch of poor teens

Jungkook: where is this coming from?

Taehyung: youre right hyung

Jungkook: since when are you so insecure?

Jin: and why would you care anyways huh?

Jin: golden maknae

Jungkook: @Yoongi please calm them down and listen to me

Yoongi: i think it's best of you leave us alone for a bit

Jungkook: oh

~

97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: well that happened

Megaphone: kooks

Megaphone: you okay?

KookieMonster: im just gonna lock myself in my studio now

Greekgod: kookie...

HitTheYug: well open up kooks

HitTheYug: bam and i are picking everyone up and coming to you

EiffelPuppy: what?

Thaibaby: i think none of us want to be alone right?

Lostboy: you're right

Thaibaby: everyone pack up we need 10 minutes

KookieMonster: okay

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97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: guys i know we're in the middle of,,,,

EiffelPuppy: doom.

EiffelPuppy: but it was time we did this!!

EiffelPuppy: ATTENTION EVERYONE

EiffelPuppy: I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Thaibaby: tf is going on

KookieMonster: are you doing what i think youre doing

Megaphone: whats happening

Lostboy: ??????

HitTheYug: whaa

EiffelPuppy: GOOD

EiffelPuppy: now that you're all here

[EiffelPuppy has added Eunwoo to the chat]

EiffelPuppy: WELCOME CHA EUNWOO TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

EiffelPuppy: i mean to this group

HitTheYug: omgomgongomg

HitTheYug: HIIII DONGMIN

KookieMonster: BITCH WELCOME

Greekgod: hi eunwoo :D

Megaphone: Heyyy!!

Lostboy: HIIIIII

Eunwoo: why do i feel like i've been warped into an alternate dimension

Thaibaby: hes sarcastic and already questioning his existence

Thaibaby: HE BELONGS HERE

Thaibaby: I LOVE HIM

Eunwoo: um thanks?

KookieMonster: aww baby dont be shy

EiffelPuppy: this group doesnt even know the meaning of shyness

EiffelPuppy: so you better get used to it quickly theres a whole lotta things that are happening

Eunwoo: ... do i wanna know?

Eunwoo: i'm kinda scared tbh

Greekgod: meh our members are currently mad at us because they found out we used to fuck around before dating them so now we're all hiding in kooks studio

Greekgod: nothing important

Eunwoo: I KNEW IT

Eunwoo: I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE DATING

Megaphone: what?

Megaphone: no

Megaphone: babe focus

Eunwoo: oh

Megaphone: each one of us is dating their respective members

Eunwoo: Ohhh

Eunwoo: makes alot of sense tbh

Lostboy: why does everyone say that

Lostboy: are we that obvious?

Eunwoo: kinda yeah

Eunwoo: wait so you guys fucked around with each other

Eunwoo: so basically everyone's seen everyone's dick here?

Thaibaby: and tasted!

Eunwoo: uh good to know

Eunwoo: also like if you guys are all together why are you texting?

Lostboy: kooks studio isnt exactly the most soundproof thing yet and we're not taking any chances

Eunwoo: oh

KookieMonster: great now when are you getting into a polyamorous relationship with your members?

Eunwoo: i have to be in a polyamorous relationship with my members?

KookieMonster: of course!

KookieMonster: group protocol

Eunwoo: whaaaaaat

Eunwoo: what makes you say that?

EiffelPuppy: your painfully obvious crush on your leader

EiffelPuppy: and on literally all your other members

Eunwoo: fuck.

Greekgod: yikes takes me back to my crush days

Eunwoo: ok so i like all my members sue me

Eunwoo: but i dont think they like each other romantically

KookieMonster: so no mutual polyamorous relationship?

Eunwoo: kooks if i can get one of them to like me back that would be great

Eunwoo: idk how you guys did it

Lostboy: BOYS WE HAVE A NEW MISSION

Megaphone: shouldnt we focus on fixing things with our members before creating a new relationship?

Thaibaby: probably

Thaibaby: but the boy needs our help duh

Eunwoo: good luck with that!! :D

Thaibaby: oh also we're gonna need your address(es)

Thaibaby: anywhere you might be

Eunwoo: ...why?

HitTheYug: because how else would we kidnap you whenever we feel like it??

HitTheYug: and as designated driver of this group!

HitTheYug: i must know.

Eunwoo: wow you were right

Eunwoo: alot of things are happening in this group

EiffelPuppy: also no offence your name sucks

KookieMonster: MINGYU.

KookieMonster: TF MAN

Eunwoo: my name?

Eunwoo: tf

[EiffelPuppy changed Eunwoo's username to EarlyBird]

EiffelPuppy: muuuuuch better

EarlyBird: do i even have a choice?

KookieMonster: nope

Greekgod: not really

Lostboy: not a chance bird boy

Thaibaby: noooope

Megaphone: sorry no

HitTheYug: get used to it honey

EarlyBird: cool

EarlyBird: okay so what history should i know

EarlyBird: because by the looks of it?

EarlyBird: theres a lot of history

Greekgod: sit your ass down pretty boy

Greekgod: you're getting the 97-Liners Groupchat crash course

EarlyBird: oh boy

~

EarlyBird: okay so now that i got the history i have a question

Greekgod: yes my pupil

EarlyBird: can i come?

EarlyBird: to kooks studio i mean

EiffelPuppy: you want to come watch us wallow in misery?

EarlyBird: i mean what better way to bond right?

EarlyBird: plus you could use a cheer up

Megaphone: ....

Lostboy: ....

Thaibaby: ....

HitTheYug: ....

EiffelPuppy: ...

KookieMonster: .....

EarlyBird: i can bring icecream?

KookieMonster: [Location]

~

EarlyBird: okay so now that we've all stuffed our faces with icecream

EarlyBird: we can't just stay here guys

Thaibaby: we know

Thaibaby: but none of our members will listen

Megaphone: but seungcheol hyung seemed willing?

Lostboy: i mean yeah but doesn't make it less scary

EiffelPuppy: true

EarlyBird: take it from an outsiders point of view

EarlyBird: you guys haven't done anything wrong

EarlyBird: maybe kook a bit

KookieMonster: hey!

EarlyBird: shush they'll hear you

KookieMonster: once we're out of this mess youre done newbie

EarlyBird: anyways

EarlyBird: i say you need to lay down all the facts straight on the table

EarlyBird: hide nothing and explain your point of view

Greekgod: and what makes you think they'll hear us?

Greekgod: haven't you seen the chats?

EarlyBird: okay true

EarlyBird: but still

EarlyBird: maybe seventeen need to see first what happens and then report?

EarlyBird: ai this is a mess

HitTheYug: no shit sherlock

EiffelPuppy: but wait good idea

EiffelPuppy: maybe if our members understand (which is most likely out of everyone)

EiffelPuppy: then hyung can message the other leaders on their group and help us!!

EarlyBird: wait what group

HitTheYug: oh yeah all the leaders of our groups have a group together because of us

HitTheYug: and if all goes well theyll probs add jinjin hyung too

EarlyBird: so they like talk about us?

Thaibaby: snitch* about us

Thaibaby: yes

KookieMonster: they probably think we dont know

Lostboy: but we know

Lostboy: saw it on coups hyungs phone

EarlyBird: so if i do anything stupid with you guys here its gonna go to my members?

Thaibaby: yup

Megaphone: pretty much

EiffelPuppy: yep

KookieMonster: agreed

HitTheYug: 100%

Greekgod: no running from it

Lostboy: what they said

EarlyBird: oh god

Greekgod: back to our plan?

EarlyBird: yeah uh so coups hyung could be helpful

EarlyBird: maybe if he knocks some sense into them then you guys can text your groups without them twisting your words or something

EarlyBird: and then once you lay out everything then you go and talk to them in person

Thaibaby: newbies right

Thaibaby: not bad

KookieMonster: im just scared it wont work out

KookieMonster: my hyungs are pretty upset

Greekgod: kookie it will work out im sure

EarlyBird: i'm not an expert but

EarlyBird: from what i've seen the reason why everyone is upset is because they love you all so much

EarlyBird: and i guess they need the validation?

Greekgod: he's right

Megaphone: why is polyamory so hard

Lostboy: fucking agreed

KookieMonster: I dont fucking know man

Greekgod: hey newbie how are you so wise about this shit

EarlyBird: okay first are you guys gonna keep calling me newbie?

HitTheYug: for now yes

EarlyBird: and second

EarlyBird: trust me i'm not

EarlyBird: i can't even build up the courage to confess to my members but i guess since i'm not in this mess it's easier to make sense?

EiffelPuppy: sounds legit

EiffelPuppy: so we have a plan?

HitTheYug: yup

KookieMonster: ^

Thaibaby: ^

Megaphone: ^

Greekgod: ^

Lostboy: ^

~

Seventeen Groupchat

Seungcheol: @DK @Mingyu @The8 you can come back now

Seungcheol: the members and I promise to hear everything you have to say

~

97-Liners Groupchat 

Megaphone: [image]

Megaphone: guess that plan is in motion now

KookieMonster: im gonna be sick

Thaibaby: lets do this

Lostboy: okay okay sounds promising no?

EarlyBird: sounds good!!

EiffelPuppy: okay we can do this

HitTheYug: come on ill drop you off and come back

Greekgod: good luck!!

KookieMonster: good luck

Thaibaby: no pressure but our fate lies in you hands right now

Megaphone: gee thanks bam

Megaphone: no pressure at all

Thaibaby: :D

 

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: im losing my mind just waiting for the boys to finish

KookieMonster: its been two hours

KookieMonster: i think im actually gonna be sick

HitTheYug: come let me cuddle you

EarlyBird: its gonna be over soon kooks

Greekgod: why am i nervous

Greekgod: i know im right

EarlyBird: because its normal?

HitTheYug: join the cuddle pile

Thaibaby: lets have a dogpile

Thaibaby: you too eunwoo

EarlyBird: :)

~

EiffelPuppy: we have news

Greekgod: oh thank god you're back

Thaibaby: how was it???

KookieMonster: please say something im seriously losing my mind

EarlyBird: everyone calm down let them talk

Megaphone: well

Megaphone: some members weren't happy

Megaphone: others were confused

Lostboy: coups hyung made us all sit down in the living room

Lostboy: then he let us tell our story from start to finish

EiffelPuppy: it was mostly the hyungs who were kinda pissed for some reason

EiffelPuppy: but then coups hyung shushed everyone and we had a long talk

Megaphone: eventually the situation died down

Lostboy: not gonna lie the situation is still a bit tense with some members

Lostboy: but they let us talk

Lostboy: and coups hyung was so understanding

Megaphone: minghao cried

EiffelPuppy: and he said something that was really important in our opinion

EiffelPuppy: he reminded us that what happened in the past doesn't define what happens right now

EiffelPuppy: and one of the main reason why this blew up very badly is because we made a big deal out of it

EiffelPuppy: maybe if we told them before this wouldn't have happened you know?

HitTheYug: fucking hell hes right

Thaibaby: yeah

Greekgod: he is

KookieMonster: did he say anything about talking to the other leaders?

Megaphone: coups hyung wants to say something so i'll give him my phone okay

Megaphone: hey guys i just wanted to say that you're not entirely at fault here

Megaphone: we the members are also wrong because we haven't made you trust us enough to tell us about this matter

Megaphone: and i think that's the major issue behind all of this: miscommunication from both sides

Megaphone: tonight i made sure to establish that with my group and that should be your main goal too

Megaphone: the boys asked and i will talk to the other leaders

KookieMonster: thank you so much hyung

HitTheYug: you have no idea how much this means to us

Greekgod: we'll be sure to take your advice into consideration

Thaibaby: thank you hyung

Lostboy: and now we wait for coups hyung to do his magic

EarlyBird: well the first part of the plan went well!!

EiffelPuppy: yeah thankfully

EiffelPuppy: we'll update you guys when hyungs done

~

Leaders Groupchat

Seungcheol: so i talked to my boys

Taeyong: and?

Seungcheol: and everything's okay now

JB: you can't tell you really just forgave them like that

Seungcheol: yes i did

Seungcheol: so?

Namjoon: what do you mean so?!

Namjoon: you know exactly what happened

Seungcheol: you know what yes i do

Seungcheol: they fucked around together years ago

Seungcheol: so they're not lying not cheating not deceiving anyone

Seungcheol: i don't understand why you three and even some of my members made such a big deal out of it

Seungcheol: and don't you think we are wrong too?

Seungcheol: they knew we'd react like this so they thought it would be better to fucking hide it from us because they were scared of this reaction

Seungcheol: i've seen nothing but love from these boys to you and to me and i wasn't going to start doubting that from something that happened ages ago

Seungcheol: so get it through your fucking heads and go solve your communication problems.

~

97-Liners Groupchat

EiffelPuppy: [image]

EiffelPuppy: [image]

Thaibaby: im fucking crying

HitTheYug: we're so sending hyung a present after this

Greekgod: they didn't say anything after that?

EiffelPuppy: no i'm sorry

KookieMonster: fuck

EarlyBird: give them time to process things guys okay?

EarlyBird: have any of your groups said anything?

Thaibaby: dead silent

Greekgod: not a single message

KookieMonster: none

HitTheYug: nada

Megaphone: well now might be a good time to explain to them your points of view on the groups

EarlyBird: come on you can do it!!

Greekgod: thanks for the cheer up newbie

EarlyBird: are we still on the newbie thing goddamit

~

NCT Groupchat

Jaehyun: I'd like to explain myself without any interruption please

Jaehyun: I think I deserve this at least

Jaehyun: I love you all. And if you think I'm not as possessive of everyone of you as you guys are for me then you're so fucking wrong.

Jaehyun: I get that you guys might be jealous but preventing me from going out of the dorm or trying to control me really isn't going to solve anything. I could control my dongsaengs but I don't because I trust them.

Jaehyun: Polyamory is hard, it's so fucking hard I know. But we're supposed to establish it on trust. And I really want you to trust me because if I wanted to cheat I could've. So many times. At so many events. But I don't want to because I love you.

Jaehyun: when I came here to be an idol I didn't know who I was going to be grouped with or what was going to happen. I was so scared. But with your support and love I made it with you guys right by my side.

Jaehyun: You're my best friends and my soulmates. I couldn't ask for a better group but I just wish you guys trusted me a little more.

Taeyong: I was paranoid.

Taeyong: we all were

Taeyong: I guess with such a big group I was always so worried that anything could go wrong

Taeyong: that our bond wasn't strong enough

Taeyong: so we tried to control you thinking that if we did then you'd be ultimately ours and closer

Taeyong: but maybe that just made you farther

Taeyong: I'm speaking on the behalf of the group when I say I'm sorry

Taeyong: we have major issues that need to be resolved I know that now

Taeyong: or I guess I already knew that but I didn't want to acknowledge it

Taeyong: please come home jaehyun so we can talk properly

Jaehyun: promise not to lock me up?

Taeyong: we promise

Jaehyun: I will hyung

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Greekgod: for the ones who weren't reading this above my shoulder like hawks

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: [image]

Greekgod: [image]

Lostboy: GO JAE

Lostboy: YOU DID IT

Megaphone: that went well!!

Greekgod: yeah

EarlyBird: he literally sagged to the floor in relief when it was over

EiffelPuppy: no kidding

Megaphone: okay but your messages made me tear up wtf

EiffelPuppy: a true poet

Greekgod: what can I say

Thaibaby: look at him all cocky now

Thaibaby: you still have stuff to fix man

Greekgod: you couldn't let me celebrate for one minute could you

HitTheYug: nope

Greekgod: well how about you two get to work then?

Greekgod: don't you have stuff to do?

HitTheYug: fuck you

Thaibaby: what he said.

~

GOT7 Groupchat

Bambam: um hi hyungs

Yugyeom: we know you're feeling hurt and angry but please hear us out

Bambam: when we accidently let slip that we used to fuck around yug and i didn't think it was a big deal

Bambam: because to us it really wasnt

Bambam: it was just something we used to do with our friends to let off some steam or to have fun and it happened years ago

Yugyeom: but it hurt us a lot that you guys didnt trust us and implied that we were still together

Yugyeom: if you guys saw the amount of times bam and i moped around on the group because we thought we had no chances with you

Bambam: we were seriously desperate

Bambam: it made us think are we not good enough for you?

Yugyeom: we would never do anything to hurt you guys we really want you to know that

JB: that's the problem

Bambam: hyung?

JB: you're too good for us

JB: when you guys revealed this secret the hyungs and I wasted no time in throwing accusations at you because all this time you thought you maybe weren't good for us we were thinking that we weren't good for you

JB: that you have your friends who might be infinitely more handsome or talented or smarter than us and that we could lose you

Yugyeom: how could you all think that?

JB: When you're in a state of paranoia you don't think that's the problem

JB: We got jealous of your close friendship with the others and when the truth was out we thought we could justify our jealousy

JB: will you two come back?

JB: we understand if you might not want to

Bambam: hyung yug and I would love to and fix things with you guys

Yugyeom: we love you

JB: we love you too

JB: take the time you need

Bambam: okay

~

97-Liners Groupchat

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: [image]

Thaibaby: [image]

EiffelPuppy: fuck yes

Megaphone: finally things are moving along

EarlyBird: only one more to go!

KookieMonster: yeah i cant do this

Greekgod: what do you mean you can't do this

KookieMonster: i cant

KookieMonster: im too scared

Lostboy: kook you literally punched the living shit out of the creeper that attacked yug and you cant do this?

KookieMonster: thats different okay

EiffelPuppy: you could've went to fucking jail

EarlyBird: they're right kookie

EarlyBird: come on you can do this!!

EarlyBird: the rest and i aren't gonna leave before we make sure everything's good with you

KookieMonster: fuck okay

~

BTS Groupchat

Jungkook: hi

Jungkook: id like to say something if you guys dont mind

Namjoon: no let me talk first

Namjoon: please?

Jungkook: oh uh sure hyung

Namjoon: I got some sense knocked into me and i explained it to the rest of the group so whatever I'm saying right now is on the behalf of everyone

Namjoon: we're insecure and we projected that on you. When we found out, all our insecurities just boiled up to the surface and exploded. We were so sure we were your firsts that it felt like a punch in the gut when we found out we weren't

Namjoon: we thought we weren't special enough for you when you are so special to us so you got to see our worst sides

Jungkook: but that's the thing hyungs

Jungkook: you guys are special to me and my first time with you was special not because i lost my virginity

Jungkook: its because it was with you the people that ive been in love with since forever maybe

Jungkook: i thought id never have a chance because having 6 crushes at the same time was just unnatural and weird

Jungkook: but then you guys confessed that you loved me back and I saw stars because Im so fucking in love with you i was ready to stay with you forever even if you didnt love me back that way

Namjoon: kookie...

Namjoon: we can't lose you

Namjoon: you're our golden maknae

Namjoon: please we'll do anything

Jungkook: you havent lost me hyungs

Jungkook: youd never lose me

Jungkook: im was just scared that i lost you guys

Namjoon: Never

Jungkook: that makes me feel better

Namjoon: we're all waiting at the dorm for you whenever you're ready

Jungkook: thank you hyungs

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97-Liners Groupchat

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: [image]

KookieMonster: [image]

Megaphone: ATTA BOY

Thaibaby: WAY TO GO KOOKS

Lostboy: CONGRATS KOOKIE

EiffelPuppy: i cried

HitTheYug: me too

Greekgod: newbie's bawling

EarlyBird: i'm just happy you guys all fixed your problems sue me

KookieMonster: thanks eunwoo for being here

KookieMonster: you didn't have to really

EarlyBird: hey you're my friends

EarlyBird: i don't really have that many close friends other than my members

Megaphone: we're here for you okay?

Greekgod: you can tell us anything

EiffelPuppy: by now you know we don't judge

EarlyBird: yeah

EarlyBird: i think it's time for each of us to go home now

HitTheYug: come on we'll drop you off too

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97-Liners Groupchat

EarlyBird: how's everything guys?

HitTheYug: finally died down

HitTheYug: [image]

EarlyBird: aw is that a dogpile?

HitTheYug: yeah

HitTheYug: bams asleep probably too tired from all the crying

HitTheYug: hes such a softie

EarlyBird: and you aren't?

HitTheYug: touché

Lostboy: gyu and seok are sleeping too

Lostboy: but everyone finally came around and we made sure to thank coups hyung in a very special way ;)

EarlyBird: aha

EarlyBird: i didn't need to know that

HitTheYug: get used to it

EarlyBird: sigh

Greekgod: we're okay

Greekgod: we established boundaries and then had a huge dogpile

Greekgod: we actually pushed the couches in the living room and put the mattresses there so we could all sleep in the same room

EarlyBird: that's so cute awwww

KookieMonster: there was alot of crying let me tell you that

KookieMonster: we talked about us then they started telling me all about how they used to crush on me and i told them about my crush stage too

KookieMonster: it was embarrassing but funny too

KookieMonster: we're all camped in my room now

EarlyBird: that's great kooks

EarlyBird: i'm glad you're all okay

EarlyBird: get some sleep now

Greekgod: you too

EarlyBird: will do :)