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Ooo is a land of magic. Nearly one thousand and thirty-seven years after the devastating Mushroom War set civilization back to the Stone Age and unleashed hell on Earth, and exactly seven years after another war, set to be even more devastating, was narrowly averted, the world seems to be at peace. All is not perfect, but it's pretty mathing good. The heroes of the Gum War have all moved on. In nine hundred and seventy years, their story will be told anew, to a pair of wasteland scamps thriving in a post-apocalypse of their own. But this is not that story. Not yet, at least.
For now, this is the story of a little girl — an orphan of twelve years who wanted nothing more than to be a hero — and her best friend, and how this child who dreamed of adventure would find both it and a family in the last place they'd expect: a castle.
- Part 1 of Half Past Adventure with Macy and Robin
this reads like a lemony snicket novel