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Oh no! I didn’t mean to kidnap you

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Namjoon :

Guys! 

@Seokjin

@Yoongi

anyone, hello????!!! 

 

Seokjin :

Kim Namjoon istg if u dont have a good reason for blowing our phones up at 3am on a school night i will end u

 

Hoseok :

actually, jin hyung’s text and kick on my ass woke me up but whatever

 

Jimin : 

joon hyung i think yoongi is asleep but you hv enough audience for whatevr??

 

Namjoon : 

Okaaay guys dont freak out, u have to promise me

 

Jungkook : 

Uhhh wtf hyung u high??

 

Hoseok : 

holy shit namjoon what goes on im panicking—

 

Seokjin :

Uhh okay now thats creepy, whats wrong namjoon?? @Yoongi get up you madman joon needs us. @Yoongi 

 

Jimin : 

joon hyung?? Cmon hyung whats wrong r u okay? Oh and @Yoongi hyung come here!!!

 

Yoongi :

What. its 3 in the fucking morning assholes?

 

Namjoon :

Ok but nobody told me that u wont panic????

 

Jungkook :

dat depends on who u killed joon hyung?

 

Hoseok : 

HOLYDBE NO WAY U WHATQ

 

Yoongi :

jfc hoseok calm ur tits

 

Jimin : 

yeah hobi hyung its a joke jk made.

.......right?

 

Seokjin :

yeah ok everybody calm down first and lets give room for namjoon to continue

 

Hoseok : 

i mean sure jin hyung if you got down from our goddamn dining table first and calmed thyself then itd be reassuring

 

Yoongi : 

he WHAT. jin hyung get ur ass down for fucks sake

and joon, continue.

 

Jungkook :

rofl jin hyung be wildin’ these days

 

Yoongi : 

Jeon Jungkook another day u use those words i will personally drown u

 

Namjoon :

uhhhh nobody freak out, but..

 

Jimin :

???? jeez, just what is it? u okay right hyung!?

 

Namjoon :

I may or may not have accidentally kidnapped a boy...

 

Seokjin :

WHAT

 

Hoseok : 

GUYS bdjsjsbdhs help me get jin hyung down skwk from the table!!

 

Jungkook : 

no u

 

Jimin : 

Im crying lol joon hyung that was a funny joke!

 

Yoongi :

ikr? but the fact that yall woke me up for this shit is...

 

Hoseok :

i got jin hyung down omfg!! 

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oh rip jimin n seokjin for waking hyung up u will be remembered.

 

Jungkook :

lmfao they done for tho. btw can i go back 2 sleep i hv a mrng lecture.

 

Seokjin :

omg that was a fucking joke!? good one, u almost got me there joonie 

 

Namjoon :

Oh no

guysss!!

what do i do hes waking up holy shit

 

Yoongi :

WHAT

kim fucking namjoon

 

Hoseok :

Omfg jin hyungs climbing again help me—

 

Jungkook :

..... no u