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"So you're the reason I can't leave the country anymore?"

"I'm sorry I have no idea what you are talking about"

"They came in the middle of the night, fucking hurt me because they thought i was you. they though i had bombed the vienna international centre"

"i'm sorry you had to go thru that. but it wasn't me. i was being set."

"sorry i came on to you then. it seems we where both the victims in this case."

"for what it's worth, I really liked Hot Tub Time Machine"

"thank you? it's not my best movie"

"i watched it because my friends recently time travelled and made a bunch of references i didn't understand. but i liked it. it was good. i had fun watching it"

"aw thank you, you're too kind"

"if they ever make a movie about me, which they should because it's a hell of a story, would you do the honour of playing me?"

"it would be my honour."