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Friday, May 8th 2009, 3:12 AM

Akihiko and Mitsuru

Mitsuru sent an image

Mitsuru: Akihiko.

Akihiko: hmm

Mitsuru: Is this your doing.

Akihiko: happy birthday mitsuru its 3 AM I appreciate and love you okay whatever

Mitsuru: Are you really so tired that you’re using voice to text?

Akihiko: I just don’t want to move right now okay

Mitsuru: Well, I’m going to bed. Please don’t tell anyone else. I don’t want to make a big deal out of this.

Akihiko: too late

Akihiko: ok good night

Mitsuru: I’m sorry, what?

Mitsuru: Akihiko?

Mitsuru: Goodness...

Friday, May 8th 2009, 3:12 AM

Sanada Akihiko and Arisato Minako

Sanada Akihiko: it’s mitsuru’s birthday

Arisato Minako: like now?

Sanada Akihiko: yes, now

Arisato Minako: HOLY SHIT

Sanada Akihiko: go to sleep we’ll talk about this in the morning

Arisato Minako: aight senpai

Friday, May 8th 2009, 7:42 AM

Sanada Akihiko added Kirijo Mitsuru and three others to New Group

New Group

Arisato Minako: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITSURU SENPAI!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Takeba Yukari: happy birthday senpai!

Iori Junpei: MITSURU SENPAI HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Kirijo Mitsuru: Akihiko.

Sanada Akihiko: What?

Kirijo Mitsuru: Don’t feign innocence. Why did you tell them?

Arisato Minako: why didnt YOU tell US???? :(((((

Iori Junpei: YEAH SENPAI

Kirijo Mitsuru: This is exactly why.

Arisato Minako: :’((((((((

Iori Junpei: oH GOD SHES GLARING AT US FROM ACROSS THE MONORAIL

Takeba Yukari: junpei do you know how to turn off caps-lock?

Iori Junpei: uh R00D IM NOT STUPID

Takeba Yukari: yeah you are

Takeba Yukari: stupei

Arisato Minako changed Iori Junpei’s nickname to stupei

stupei: MINACHAN HOW COULD YOU

Arisato Minako: hehe >:3c

stupei changed Arisato Minako’s nickname to >:3c

>:3c: NO

>:3c changed their nickname to xxii

xxii: perfect

Takeba Yukari: ??

xxii: dont worry about it ( ˙꒳˙ )

stupei: dw yukatan me 2

Kirijo Mitsuru: Akihiko, why did you decide this was a good idea?

Sanada Akihiko: I really don’t know why

xxii sent an image to New Group

stupei: MINACHAN

Takeba Yukari: oh my gosh.

Sanada Akihiko: You should get the exasperated smoking man out

Kirijo Mitsuru removed xxii from New Group

Sanada Akihiko: of here before Mitsuru removes you

Sanada Akihiko: Oh

stupei: too late lol

Takeba Yukari: minako wait nO-

Sanada Akihiko: Is she

Kirijo Mitsuru: Banging her head against the monorail window and causing everyone to stare at her? Yes, she is.

Kirijo Mitsuru: Takeba, Iori. Do something.

stupei: HOW R WE SUPPOSED TO DKNJKNCFD

Takeba Yukari: yes mitsuru-senpai! we’ll handle this!

Kirijo Mitsuru: Good. I suggest you do it soon, too, before the other passengers start complaining.

Takeba Yukari added Arisato Minako to New Group

Takeba Yukari changed Arisato Minako’s nickname to xxii

xxii: i just realized we never changed the name of this chat

Sanada Akihiko: Doesn’t your head hurt?

xxii changed the name of New Group to three balls and two bongs

xxii: you underestimate me senpai ٩(◕‿◕)۶

stupei: MINACHAN WTF

Takeba Yukari: UM??????

xxii changed the name of three balls and two bongs to SEES

xxii: :(((

Kirijo Mitsuru: Don’t make me remove you again.

Sanada Akihiko changed Kirijo Mitsuru’s nickname to Miss Birthday

Miss Birthday: Akihiko.

Sanada Akihiko: Just let us have this, Mitsuru

Sanada Akihiko: Just for today

Miss Birthday: ...Fine.

xxii: YES (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

xxii: get ready for a party when you get back mitsuru-senpai

Miss Birthday:

Takeba Yukari: is senpai okay?

Sanada Akihiko: You can see what she’s doing from here

xxii: picture: taken

xxii: mitsuru senpai w her face in her hands out of exasperation: recorded

xxii: blackmail material: received

Takeba Yukari: mina-chan please.

Miss Birthday: Get off your phones, all of you. Our stop is coming up soon.

xxii: ughhhhh

stupei: schooooool ewwwwww

Takeba Yukari: pffff.

Sanada Akihiko: You two act like children

stupei: cause we are

Saturday, May 9th 2009, 6:45 AM

SEES

Miss Birthday changed their nickname to Kirijo Mitsuru

Sanada Akihiko: Of course that’s the first thing you do

Kirijo Mitsuru: This is all your fault after all, Akihiko.

Sanada Akihiko: Guilty as charged, I suppose

Saturday, May 9th 2009, 7:32 AM

SEES

xxii: :((((((

xxii: JUNPEI WAKE UP YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Takeba Yukari: stupei WAKE UP.

xxii: JUNPEI

xxii: JUNPEI YOU JUST MISSED THE MONORAIL (;⌣̀_⌣́)

Sanada Akihiko: Junpei, wake the hell up

Saturday, May 9th 2009, 7:48 AM

stupei: OH SHIT

Sanada Akihiko: Welcome to the real world, Junpei

xxii: WOW AKIHIKO SENPAI

Takeba Yukari: wooooooow.

Kirijo Mitsuru: Goodness, Akihiko.

Kirijo Mitsuru: In case you wondering, Iori: no, I will not write you an excuse for being absent.

Kirijo Mitsuru: So you’d better hurry.

stupei: I’M TRYINF

Saturday, May 9th 2009, 5:41 PM

Takeba Yukari: mina-chan where are you? we’re all looking for you

xxii: oh im at the dorm

xxii: came back early today, sorry (⌒_⌒;)

stupei: why

xxii: don't worry about it

stupei: ??? ok i guess

Sunday, May 10th 2009, 12:01 AM

SEES

stupei: SHIT

Kirijo Mitsuru: What happened? And why aren’t you all back at the dorm yet?

xxii: we stopped by the convenience store for food and

xxii: we didnt pay and junpei was on the way out and then the dh ended LOL

Sanada Akihiko: Oh my god

stupei: WE MADE IT OUT

stupei: WE’RE FREE

xxii changed stupei’s nickname to dumbass

xxii: YOU made it out

xxii: WE HAD TO STAY AND APOLOGIZE TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR MESS

Takeba Yukari: I LITERALLY HAD MONEY ON ME WHY DID YOU RUN?

Sanada Akihiko: You’re all grounded

Kirijo Mitsuru: You three are grounded.

stupei: WHAT

Takeba Yukari: wait what.

xxii: but senpais it was only junpei

Kirijo Mitsuru: No excuses. You were all planning to leave without paying anyways.

Kirijo Mitsuru: And, if you three are to be a team, you ought to go through the same punishments.

xxii: ugh fine <( ̄ ﹌  ̄)>

Sanada Akihiko: Good

Kirijo Mitsuru: Good. None of you are allowed to leave the dorm during the evening for the next three days, except to go to Tartarus.

stupei: wow its terrifying how similar our senpais are

Sanada Akihiko: We are?

Kirijo Mitsuru: Are we?

Takeba Yukari: um, YES.

Sanada Akihiko: I guess so I don’t know

Kirijo Mitsuru: Well, I suppose so.

Monday, May 11th 2009, 3:43 PM

SEES

dumbass sent an image to SEES

dumbass: HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT THIS KATANA IN MY BAG

xxii: just shove it in

xxii: take it and just

xxii: shove it in

Kirijo Mitsuru: Minako.

xxii: Σ(°△°|||)︴

dumbass: thats nsfw minachan

xxii: UH UH UH OKAY IM GOING TO PRACTICE NOW

Sanada Akihiko: Mitsuru please

Sunday, May 17th 2009, 1:21 PM

SEES

dumbass: HELP I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AND FINALS ARE TOMORROW

Sunday, May 17th 2009, 4:45 PM

SEES

dumbass: HELLO

dumbass: SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

Sanada Akihiko: If I come upstairs to help you, will you stop yelling randomly?

dumbass: yes

dumbass: WAIT YOU WERE HERE THIS WHOLE TIME????

xxii: NICE

Sunday, May 17th 2009, 8:21 PM

SEES

Sanada Akihiko: Junpei stop screaming

dumbass: YOU’RE NOT UP HERE HELPING ME

Sanada Akihiko: I already helped you

Sanada Akihiko: So stop please

Sanada Akihiko: Also because you’re disturbing Mitsuru

dumbass: SHIT SORRY I’LL STOP

Sunday, May 17th 2009, 8:29 PM

Arisato Minako added Takeba Yukari and Iori Junpei to New Group

New Group

Arisato Minako: hey

Arisato Minako: hey

Arisato Minako: dont you think mitsuru senpai and akihiko senpai would be a cute couple????

Takeba Yukari: oh my gosh.

Iori Junpei: NOT NOW

Wednesday, May 20th 2009, 11:30 PM

SEES

xxii: i hate studying for finals

xxii: also just finals in general

Kirijo Mitsuru: I understand.

Kirijo Mitsuru: But please, go to bed sometime soon.

xxii: i will

xxii: i just wanted everyone to know that i hate finals

Thursday, May 21st 2009, 7:19 AM

SEES

Takeba Yukari: me too mina-chan.

dumbass: thats a whole ass mood

Saturday, May 23rd 2009, 3:32 PM

SEES

dumbass: press f to pay respects

Takeba Yukari: huh?

Sanada Akihiko: What does that mean?

dumbass: rip me

xxii: f

dumbass: see minachan gets me

xxii: good reference 10/10

Saturday, May 23rd 2009, 3:35 PM

Akihiko and Mitsuru

Akihiko: Where’d you hide the motorcycle?

Mitsuru: Behind the observatory.

Mitsuru: Be careful. Are you seeing the same doctor as last time?

Akihiko: Yeah

Akihiko: I will

Mitsuru: Mm.

Akihiko: Je t’aime

Mitsuru: Je t’aime.