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TO: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM: Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE:

I think you should join this!!

 

Sarah

 

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FROM: donotrespond@loveconnectionsanon.com

MESSAGE: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

Lonely?
Living in New York?

Longing for a true connection?


Join Love Connections Anonymous, a pen pal organization based out of New York City.

We pair lonely hearts. You decide when you want to know who you’re talking to.

 

Join today!

Start the journey to finding your true love!

 

Visit us at www.loveconnectionsanonymous.com today to begin!

 

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TO: Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: RE: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE:

That’s a terrible idea. I’m not lonely, and besides. It sounds super sketchy.

 

Davey

 

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TO: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: RE: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE:

Um. Yes you are, and it can’t be that sketchy. Lots of people have used it.

 

Come ooonnnnn I know you haven’t met ANYONE since you moved. It’ll be good for you to have someone in the city to talk to.

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TO: Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: RE: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE :

Are you going to keep bugging me until I do it?

 

Davey

 

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TO: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: RE: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM: Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE:

Yes.

 

Do it.

 

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TO: Sarah <SarahJacobs27@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: RE: FWD: Join Love Connections Anonymous!

FROM: Davey <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

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MESSAGE:

Fine.

 

Davey

 

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Welcome to Love Connections Anonymous! Please fill out the following profile so we can best match you with another lonely heart!

 

Basic Info

Name: Davey Jacobs                                    Keep Anonymous? Y:_X_ N :___

Gender: Male

Interested in: Men

Preferred Method of Contact:

_x_: Mail

Address: _P.O. box 7453, Lower East Side, NY_10009__

__: Email

Address: _____________

__:Other ________________

 

Matching Profile:

All our matches are picked by hand! We use these questions to pair you. Your match will not have access to this information.

 

1. Why did you decide to join LCA?

My sister told me to. I didn’t want to.___________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________________

2. What are you hoping to get out of this?

I don’t know. A friend? _________________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________________

3. Are you more of a listener or a talker?

Listener _______________________________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________________________________

4. How would you describe yourself?

I would describe myself as organized, passionate, determined, smart, and kind.__

I pay attention to details, and I like to do things right. I’m not afraid to stand up__

for what I want, but I also want to help others any way I can. My sister thinks I’m__

lonely, but I say I’m independent. _______________________________________________

________________________________________________________________________________

 

5. How would you describe your ideal pen pal?

I guess I would describe my ideal pen pal as someone who would listen to what I____

have to say. Someone who cares about me. Someone interesting. Someone funny.___

Someone with a passion for life. I guess I’d like someone who would want to talk____

to me, and who I’d want to talk to in return. _______________________________________

___________________________________________________________________________________

 

Getting to Know You:

This part of your profile will be shared with your match as conversation starters, so be sure not to reveal anything you don’t want them to know! You can answer as few or as many as you like. We just require that you answer at least five!

1. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

I’ve always wanted to learn how to draw. I'm horrible at it, but I've always wished I__

was better. Maybe someday.______________________________________________________

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2. What fictional place would you most like to go?

Hogwarts. Sorry.__________________________________________________________________

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3. What job would you be terrible at?

Anything working with my hands._________________________________________________

__________________________________________________________________________________

4. Are you usually early or late?

Always early, unless I have a really good reason. I prefer to be ready whenever______

something starts._________________________________________________________________

5. When people come to you for help, what do they usually want help with?

What don’t they want help with? No, I guess I normally help people with...life advice?

And school stuff. At least when I was in high school/college. Now, not so much._____

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6. What takes up too much of your time?

Taking the bus. I don’t drive, but the bus is a pain and takes far too much of my time

in the morning and at night._______________________________________________________

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7. What do you wish you knew more about?

I guess I wish I knew more about space. I always found it fascinating, but I never had

time to learn about it, not really.__________________________________________________

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8. What are some small things that make your day better?

A person smiling at me. A cup of good coffee. Everything going smoothly (Is that a__

small thing? Maybe that’s a big thing). Someone taking time to actually ask how I am,

instead of saying it in passing.____________________________________________________

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9. What is something that is considered a luxury, but you don’t think you could live without?

Coffee? Books? Information?_______________________________________________________

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10. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?

I’m really fascinated by weird historical stories. Like things that sound like they never

should have happened, but they did anyway._______________________________________

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11. How do you relax after a hard day of work?

I collapse on my couch and watch TV. I like to tell people I read, but really I just watch

TV._______________________________________________________________________________

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12. What city would you most like to live in?

New York City was it for a while, but now that I’m here, I want to go back home.____

__________________________________________________________________________________

13. What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way?

Laying out a newspaper format. Um, mine has to do with my job and I don’t want to

reveal that, so I guess...reading? I never got into e-books.__________________________

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14. What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

Right now. But I guess this is home now.___________________________________________

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15. What is the most annoying question that people ask you?

Why are you so smart? It’s the worst question anyone could ask. Or, when it’s not a

question, and you do something you’rd proud of, and someone goes, “Oh, but_____

you’re just smart,” as if that means you didn’t work for it.__________________________

__________________________________________________________________________________

16. What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no preparation?

Snakes. Don’t ask why.____________________________________________________________

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17. What is something you think everyone should do at least once in their lives?

Read a book?_____________________________________________________________________

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18. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done that actually turned out pretty well?

Well I’m hoping it was moving here. I left behind my entire life to come take a job,__

and right now it feels really dumb. ________________________________________________

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19. There are two types of people in this world. What are the two types?

People who think before they act and people who don’t.___________________________

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20. What dumb accomplishment are you most proud of?

I won a contest for best handwriting in like third grade and I still have the certificate.

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21. Which of your scars has the best story behind it?

I don’t really have any fun scars. I have one where I got my appendix out when it___

burst?____________________________________________________________________________

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Submit Form

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TO: David Jacobs <David.Jacobs@gmail.com>

SUBJECT: Registration complete

FROM:Love Connections Anonymous <donotrespond@loveconnectionsanon.com>

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Thank you for submitting your application to Love Connections Anonymous! You've taken the first step in your journey to finding true love, and now it's our turn! We are working hard to pair you with your future pen pal.

 

 

If you don't hear from us within two months, please contact customer service.

 

We're glad to have you on board!