[Sunday, 3:47 PM]
Leonardo Adolfo Espinosa De la Rosa-McWhyDidYouStopReadingThisIsMyName has started a group chat with Allofurhoes, HunkyDory, Keith Frickin' Habersberger, Pigetto, and Romellow.
Leonardo Adolfo Espinosa De la Rosa-McWhyDidYouStopReadingThisIsMyName has named this group chat Dummy Thicc.
Leonardo Adolfo Espinosa De la Rosa-McWhyDidYouStopReadingThisIsMyName has changed the background.
Leonardo Adolfo Espinosa De la Rosa-McWhyDidYouStopReadingThisIsMyName has changed their name to Lancylance.
Pigetto: Finally got his replacement phone?
Allofurhoes: Why did we have to refriend u?
Lancylance: i forgot my password so i had to make a new account!
Keith: Why didn't you have the support service email it to you?
Lancylance: it was an old account that was on my old email that i don't use anymore but anywho-
Lancylance: Keith for the love of GOD just friend me again
Lancylance: let me have a nICKNAME FOR U
Keith: It was a mistake to let u do it the first time
Keith: And the second time
Lancylance: and the third and fourth and fifth and blah blah blah
Allofurhoes: Hey where's Coran and Shiro :(
Pigetto: Their accounts are on private
Lancylance: a suspicious motive for some suspicious men-
HunkyDory: No we just value our privacy u doorknob
Lancylance: that thing ur talking about??? doesn't exist
Keith: That ass u think u have? Doesn't exist
Lancylance: 911 i've been shot in the back
Allofurhoes: It hasn't even been two weeks and we've already broken our Roasting Lance sobriety
Pigetto: What can we say, it's an addicting adrenaline rush
Lancylance: you guys are fucking druggies- stop it get some help
HunkyDory: Lance now that you have a working phone again I'm deleting all these pictures you took on mine
Lancylance: send them to me first at least
Lancylance has changed their name to SadLad.
Pigetto has changed SadLad's name to Lancylance.
Pigetto: In too much pain for this rn man, go cry in the tub like everyone else
Allofurhoes: U can change my name babe I need a new one anyways since we moved chats
Lancylance has changed Allofurhoes's name to White[youalways]Lion.
White[youalways]Lion: tysm uwu
White[youalways]Lion: WAIT HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THIS AMAZING PUN BEFORE
Lancylance: ur vewy welcome for de inwightwent uwu
Keith: Because you think Allofurhoes is a funny name
White[youalways]Lion: I WILL CUT U ITS A GREAT NAME KEITH "HABERSBERGER"
Lancylance: tying to pass off as a common white man smh
Pigetto: Literally how Allura, it's so basic
White[youalways]Lion: Cuz u all HOES
HunkyDory: What???? Even ME?
Pigetto: All of ur hoes, really?
Lancylance: no it's all of u r hoes
Keith: Wait WHAT
HunkyDory: Was it supposed to be that this entire time?????
White[youalways]Lion: Omg yes the entire time! Can't u guys read??
Pigetto: No sir, I'm illiterate
Keith: SINCE WHEN
Lancylance: since yo blind asses was born!
Keith: Fight me
Pigetto: dOnT bE fUcKiNg RuDe
Lancylance: Bite me
Keith: Absolutely not
White[youalways]Lion: Hey that handbag is Prada stop throwing it around!
HunkyDory: Damn I thought we were the hoes under ur control
White[youalways]Lion: Well ur not wrong
Pigetto: I thought it was the dom in u jumping out tbh
White[youalways]Lion: U r also not wrong
Lancylance: slay my princess
White[youalways]Lion: I don't have a sword Lonce how can I
Lancylance: use ur acrylic nails bebé
HunkyDory: Don't u phucking dare.
Pigetto: Slay, queen, slay
Romellow: What have I just walked into
Lancylance: lmao Keith no
HunkyDory: Sup Romelle
White[youalways]Lion: Waifu I'm gonna slay
Romellow: Slay what?
Pigetto: The men
White[youalways]Lion: The men!
Lancylance: oh no-
Pigetto: Oh yes
HunkyDory: Pls don't I have a project due tomorrow
Romellow: Why get dirty doing that when u can watch movies
White[youalways]Lion: God ur so smart
Lancylance: Rom i just got the best idea ull love it
White[youalways]Lion: Oh no-
Romellow: I fully regret what I said and I'm truly sorry for speaking out. I'll never do it again.
HunkyDory: It's okay sis, we all are
Lancylance has changed Romellow's name to (Rom)elle(Com)elle.
Lancylance: how's this motherfucking tea
Pigetto: Awful, I really wish u wouldn't piss in it before serving it to us
Keith: U didn't need to give us that imagery
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: This is actually really cute! How did you do that?
Pigetto: It's okay Keef, we know u have a piss kink
White[youalways]Lion: Not even going to ask
HunkyDory: You're just admitting to it by doing that buddy
Lancylance: u can change any person's name in a group chat that u have in ur friend list by clicking the little three dots at the top
Keith: Double blocked. Bitch.
Lancylance: Keithyboy ur sounding v unconvincing about ur piss kink it's okay if u have one we know about it all already
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Oh my goodness I already know what I'm going to do to my brother: The Family Accident! :D
Keith: Triple blocked.
Keith: Oh that's nice
HunkyDory: Lance how could u!!! Look at what u did!!!
White[youalways]Lion: Great u took the innocence of my waifu FUCK
Pigetto: I don't say this often because you're nowhere near the hero we need, but u are truly the one we deserve Lance
Lancylance: all in a day's work :,)
HunkyDory: So how come I couldn't just have invited you to the old group chat? You know, the one with everyone already in it?
Lancylance: because it wouldn't have been as dramatic Hunk
White[youalways]Lion: Yea obv
Keith: It's because u wouldn't have been the chat leader anymore with ur new account isn't it
Lancylance: shut ur ugly mouth u don't fucking know me like that god Keith
Lancylance has changed the name of the chat to fuck Keith - He Has A MULLET.
Keith: Why is every first letter of each word capitalized except for fuck
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: You even capitalized the A
Lancylance has changed the name of the chat to Fuck I can't believe you've done this.
White[youalways]Lion: Mature af adult
Pigetto: And he would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling emo
Keith: How's that for some motherfuckin' tea
Lancylance: grrr i'm not making u anymore capuchinos
HunkyDory: Gasp that's so sad I guess he'll have to give those extra ones to me from now on then oh no-
White[youalways]Lion: I will fight u for them Hunk don't u even lay a hand on them
Keith: Wait hold on Lance don't be so fuckin' hasty-
Lancylance: yeus~? >:3( u have smthing to say~?
Keith: I'm not supposed to be eating trash anyways
White[youalways]Lion: U ASSHOLE
HunkyDory: Keith how dare u
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Mmm what u saayyyyy
Pigetto: That u only meant wellllllll
White[youalways]Lion: Well of course u did mmm whatcha sayyyyy
HunkyDory: (Whatcha say, whatcha sayyyyy)
Keith: Are we a choir now??
Pigetto: Yes, it's required for the memes
Keith: U mean this meme that's like five years old by now?
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: That it's all for the bessssttttttttt-
White[youalways]Lion: Of course it is~
Keith: Lance are u still there
Lancylance: Yeah I'm still here
[Monday, 4:17 PM]
Keith Frickin' Habersberger (not in your friend list) has requested a private chat with you.
Accept or deny?
Keith: Fuck you're upset I'm so sorry
Leonardo: It's cool you don't have to eat them if you don't like them
Leonardo: I know it can be somewhat of an acquired taste
Keith: No I like them! I was just playing with you. I didn't mean anything by it, Lance.
Lancylance: I know
Lancylance: I'm all good here Keithyboy
HunkyDory: U okay buddy?
Lancylance: yea i'm looking for a meme but i can't fffffing find it
Pigetto: Didn't u just change phones
Lancylance: oh yea that's prolly why
Lancylance: in the arms oofff annn angell flllyyy awaaay and beeee frrreee
White[youalways]Lion: You sound drunk smh
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Shouldn't the lack of photos have alarmed you?
HunkyDory: No it wouldn't.
Pigetto: Ha hahaaaaaaa
Lancylance: [JPEG Image]
White[youalways]Lion: HOW DO YOU ALREADY HAVE OVER TWO HUNDRED PHOTOS ON YOUR PHONE YOU JUST GOT IT TODAY
HunkyDory: This is why I'm not sending him any of the ones he took on my phone
White[youalways]Lion: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK OMG HOW IN THE FUCK LONCE
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: How can u possibly stand to have such a full gallery!
Pigetto: He doesn't, it drives him crazy
Lancylance: it does i can never find anything and even my old starred folder was p hefty
Lancylance: but i can't just rid of them! they're very precious to me flaws and all
White[youalways]Lion: That cannot be healthy babe- stop it get some help
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Yes!! I agree!!
Pigetto: There's nothing wrong with holding onto what u love, it's human nature
Keith: You kept the locks of ur hair after you chopped it all off Pidge you are the nasty one here
White[youalways]Lion: I'm sorry come again there Keith
Pigetto: Shut tf up Keith no one asked u, it was an ACCIDENT
Keith: I don't think keeping it in a tuberware container under ur sink to cry over it constitutes as an accident
Lancylance: IN A TUBERWARE- damn
Pigetto: Shut up I will knife u, Matt said I would look COOL
HunkyDory: They're both full blown horders but Lance has justified it because pictures don't take up physical space
HunkyDory: Pidge on the other hand whew y'all should see her room
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: No thank you that's quite alright
White[youalways]Lion: Wtf are u gonna do when ur phone is full???
Pigetto: Fuck u Hunk I do what I want, hard drives can hold so much shit u don't even KNOW Allura
Keith: Won't the hard drives start taking up space tho??
Lancylance: Hard drive smard drive u ain't making me get rid of ANYTHING these are all my children
Pigetto: Damn straight
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: What the heck!!
White[youalways]Lion: I'm getting Shiro
HunkyDory: It's only right
Pigetto: U can't break me, I'm a Kim unstoppable force
Lancylance: u guys r such bullies smh when can we ever learn to all get along
White[youalways]Lion: Just wait until ur father gets home young man
Pigetto: Oh yea, and when's that
White[youalways]Lion: Whenever tf this bitch accepts my invite
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: I seriously cannot understand how you can keep so many photos and then turn around and say you hate that you do it
Lancylance: it's a careful and intricate art
HunkyDory: By art he means the symptoms of EFD and OCD
Lancylance: don't expose me u bitch
White[youalways]Lion: I thot u were American
Lancylance: no i'm lesbian
Pigetto: What a train wreck
White[youalways]Lion has invited Shiro Labeouf to the chat.
Shiro: Honey, I'm home.
White[youalways]Lion: About time!
Lancylance: oh yes daddy
Lancylance: love me some of that food kink~
Shiro Labeouf has left the chat.
Pigetto: I think that's ur fastest time yet, nice job man
White[youalways]Lion: I CA NOT BREATHE
Keith: Do I love or hate you.
Lancylance: that is the question
Lancylance: whether tis nobler in the heart to yearn for the flirt and affection of a hetero fellow or to take the fight against his handsome countenance, and by opposing, end him.
Keith: That didn't answer my question I'm still confused
Pigetto: It's hella gay tho i like
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Oh I see now
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Lonce u were a theatre major in high school weren't u
Lancylance: yes i was and i'm going to take that as a compliment
HunkyDory: I think that would be best for everyone man
White[youalways]Lion has added Shiro Labeouf to the chat.
Keith: God damn it
Shiro: I'm waiting to see what Lance does first before I antagonize u
Lancylance: i'll behave
Lancylance: just for now
Pigetto: As u always say
Shiro: Okay, I will... Maybe trust that. What am I here for again
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Lonce wanted to keep his title as chat leader
Lancylance: ur a fake friend too! unbelievable and after i gave u that snazzy name too smh
Lancylance: no it's too late
Pigetto: Drama queen
Lancylance: damn straight!
Shiro: Okay, so should I invite Adam?
Keith: No absolutely not
Pigetto: That's gay
Shiro: That's tfing point Pidge
White[youalways]Lion: Pidge ur face is gay
Lancylance: my eyes r bleeding dad did u just say tfing
Shiro: Yea, deal with it bro
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Didn't u say fffffing earlier Lonce
Lancylance: only if u accept my friend request like a nice person would do :)
Keith: Shiro don't be a nice person
White[youalways]Lion: Don't anger the kitten waifu
Shiro: I will stop using tfing from this point forward.
Keith: Ha ha haha ha!
HunkyDory: You're gonna regret that Shiro
Lancylance: Rom shhhh u spill too many of my secrets! and Keithy u betta watch urself too i kmow where u two live
Shiro: I know but I'm used to it
Shiro: So, I should stay and just delete the other group chat
Shiro: And lose my since of worth as ATackoShtand?
White[youalways]Lion: Shiro ur supposed to be the strong hot af father figure not a poorly planned pun! no hetero
Shiro: Sorry, what was that? I think my hearing is off today can u say it again? I didn't quite catch it
Keith: She said no hetero u old wrinkly man
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Come again? My ears don't work quite as they used to sonny
Lancylance: NO HETERO ROMELLE! i forgot about that one lmao
Pigetto: How do we always come back to this point, this place of abomination
HunkyDory: Like this Pidge watch closely- No hetero but women are v soft and hug shaped
Lancylance: no hetero but women? hot and gorgeous queens all of them i'm in love
Keith: No hetero but women are only ever assholes for legitimately good reasons
Shiro: No hetero but every woman I've meet is a badass including when Romelle can defect the trash that is western culture
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: !!!!! <333
White[youalways]Lion: Don't make me cryyyy guys my mascara is weak
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: No hetero but all my men in this chat have been nothing short of exceptional since the day I've met them
Keith: no u
White[youalways]Lion: No hetero but guys are very cute when they come up to u all soft n shyly ask for something like ur help or a hug and they do the lil hair finger thingie with embarrassed smiles and it's Keith I'm mostly talking about Keith but the rest of y'all do it too u guys ain't slick ure all so adorable
Keith: Don't expose me Allura god
White[youalways]Lion: I will always expose u whenever I say u need it
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Pidge ur turn!!
Pigetto: Fffffine, god
Pigetto: No hetero, but the fact that u guys can piss standing up is really fucking cool
Shiro: Hell yeah it is!
HunkyDory: This got so fluffy my heart is going to burst!
Lancylance: don't u dare cry if u cry i'll start crying and it'll be a whole mess
Lancylance: i will use u as my tissue and that's a threat
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: And I will join him :)
Pigetto: OH NO
White[youalways]Lion: Oh yes
Shiro: Ah yes the human sacrifice :)
Pigetto: W H A T I'm sorry W H A T bitch W H A T
HunkyDory: Awhh guys I'm down for the inevitable group bear hug! :3
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Me too! Count me in as well :3
Keith: Pidge u should really start running
Shiro: Don't worry Keith. You'll be there with her too :)
Keith: OH NO
Lancylance: oh yes >:)
White[youalways]Lion: Huehuehue survival of the fittest
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: Bye bye it was nice knowing you guys! :)
(Rom)elle(Com)elle: It's okay Keith,,, I'm only leaving the chat because I have homework to do :)
Pigetto: THATS A THREAT THAYS A THREAT KEITH RUN RUN AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN
Keith: I'm five steps ahead of u i jumped the fuckin' balcony
White[youalways]Lion: Gd u fucking athlete slay
HunkyDory: That's too bad then :)
Lancylance: Next time then :)
Shiro: There's always a next time Keith :)
[Sunday, 4:54 PM]
Lancylance: yea always i'm not ur cool ninja sharpshooter for nothing man
Keith: Cool very cool
Keith: Always cool Lance
Lancylance: always dude
[Sunday, 6:30 PM]
White[youalways]Lion has invited Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe to the chat.
Coran: I would like to ask what happened but I don't think much has gone on without me as per usual.
Lancylance has changed Coran's name to GorgeousMan.
GorgeousMan: You have always been my favourite for a reason my boy.
Pigetto: U fucking suck up
Lancylance: yea well u suck down
White[youalways]Lion: Coran how could u
Pigetto: That doesn't even-
GorgeousMan: Easy. He helps me clean my classroom!
White[youalways]Lion: Fuck that that always breaks my nails
Pigetto: ssssssuuuucccckkkk uuuuppp
Lancylance: I can't deny it ;)