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sleepingbeauty created a chat


sleepingbeauty named the chat “roman ur a dumb bitch”


sleepingbeauty invited HowLogical, PPPPPPPATTON and princeofrome

 

 

roman ur a dumb bitch


Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)

 


princeofrome: rename the group chat r i g h t n o w


sleepingbeauty: not till you stop being a dumb bitch

 

princeofrome: asshole


sleepingbeauty: hoe


princeofrome: dick


sleepingbeauty: prick


princeofrome: fuckhead


sleepingbeauty: shitface


princeofrome: jk love you hon xx


sleepingbeauty: love you too hoe xxx


HowLogical: Can we have a NORMAL group fucking CHAT??


princeofrome: love u too logan xxxxxxx


HowLogical: The shit has the other chat gone?


sleepingbeauty: up your ass apparently


HowLogical: Nothing is going up my ass, you little bitch.


PPPPPPPPATTON: language!!!!!!!!!!


sleepingbeauty: LaNgUaGe


princeofrome: oh look, the boyfriend has arrived!


PPPPPPPATTON: what boyfriend???

 

 

the gay cousins that probably smoke weed

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

 

 

HowLogical: I fucking hate you.


princeofrome: tut tut tut...swearing?


princeofrome: is that what patton would want?


HowLogical: I hate you.


princeofrome: xxx

 

 

roman ur a dumb bitch

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)


sleepingbeauty: yes, logan. what boyfriend?


HowLogical: No boyfriend.


HowLogical: Where has the group chat gone?

 

princeofrome: heh


princeofrome: funny story that


sleepingbeauty: roman accidentally deleted it


HowLogical: ROMAN


sleepingbeauty: #EXPOSED


PPPPPPPATTON: we’ve had that since freshman year?!?!?!


princeofrome: IM SORRY


princeofrome: I WILL DO ANYTHING TO APOLOGIZE


HowLogical: Anything?


sleepingbeauty: anything?????


sleepingbeauty: logan! i thought you were ace!


sleepingbeauty: and cousins!!!?!?!?


HowLogical: That’s not what I meant, you dirty piece of ****.

 

 

the gay cousins that probably smoke weed

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

 


princeofrome: censoring swear words?? how whipped are you for this boy??


HowLogical: Shut up.


princeofrome: can i be the groomsman to your wedding?


HowLogical: Read my above statement again.


princeofrome: ...can i be the groomsman to your wedding??


HowLogical: Firstly, that’s a question, not a statement.


HowLogical: Secondly, I said MY above statement.


princeofrome: okay english nerd


HowLogical: Says the person who has learnt like 7 Shakespeare plays off by heart for no reason.


princeofrome: sHUT UP


princeofrome: also its 13 plays you heathen

 

 

roman ur a dumb bitch

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)

 


sleepingbeauty: well you phrased it that way!! how else was i supposed to interpret it??


HowLogical: I didn’t even realise it was that way until you pointed it out!


HowLogical: Actually, it wasn’t that way! You just made it dirty!

 

PPPPPPPATTON: *sips tea*


HowLogical: Patton! Did you just -


princeofrome: B E T R A Y A L


PPPPPPPATTON: haha! no, i am literally sipping tea. and wearing a cat onesie!!


PPPPPPPATTON: [sips_tea_in_cat_onesie.jpg]


HowLogical: ...Is that the cat onesie I got for you?


PPPPPPPATTON: haha uwu maybe…


HowLogical: Hmm...

 

 

two high gay cousins

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

 


HowLogical: i aM QUAKING HE IS SO CUTE!! OHH MY GOSH DIDDLY DARN MY SKIN HAS BEEN CLEARED, MY CROPS HAVE BEEN WATERED, THEY’RE FLOURISHING, THEY’RE THRIVING OH MY GOOSSHHHH


HowLogical: AND HE’S WEARING MY CAT ONESIE. HE IS SO ADORABLE IN IT. HE MUST LOVE IT IF HES WEARING IT. DOES HE KNOW I GOT IT FOR HIM?? IS HE THINKING OF ME? DOES HE LOVE ME??


princeofrome: ladies, gentlemen and all in between, i present to you...the dictionary definition of ‘whipped’


HowLogical: Actually, the dictionary definition of whipped in the Urban Dictionary which you deemed acceptable is “When a person care's about another person so much that they'd do anything for them to show that they care. Putting away their happiness to see the other happy. Almost like a servant.”


princeofrome: oh my god just shut up already you nerd

 

 

roman ur a dumb bitch

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)

 


PPPPPPPATTON: yep! haha, i love it! its so comfortable! its like im inside a cat!


sleepingbeauty: ?


PPPPPPPATTON: ?


PPPPPPPATTON: wait.


PPPPPPPATTON: not like that. obviously.


sleepingbeauty: *shane dawson flashbacks*


princeofrome: why are u like this


sleepingbeauty: takes one to know one boo xx


princeofrome: love u too bae xxxx


PPPPPPPATTON: bae?? Boo?? xxxx??


PPPPPPPATTON: wait are u two dating or??


sleepingbeauty: we broke up last year honey werent you there


princeofrome: NOT LAST “YEAR”


princeofrome: 11 MONTHS, 3 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS AGO AND COUNTING


princeofrome: AND I DONT REGRET IT


princeofrome: ONE


princeofrome: BIT


HowLogical: Patton, after last year, I don’t think they’re getting back together.


PPPPPPPATTON: yeah yikes i remember that graphically


sleepingbeauty: can we like...not talk about this???


princeofrome: yeah change the subject quick

 

 

s/cinnamon rolls'

 

Members:

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)

 


PPPPPPPATTON: remy, do you still like...like him?


sleepingbeauty: of course not


PPPPPPPATTON: sounds fake but okay


PPPPPPPATTON: imma talk to you later


sleepingbeauty: okay, designated mum friend


PPPPPPPATTON: i wear that badge with pride thank you very much


PPPPPPPATTON: also sorry for bringing it up


sleepingbeauty: nothing to be sorry for

 

 

roman ur a dumb bitch

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Patton Alexanders (PPPPPPPATTON)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

Remy Rose (sleepingbeauty)

 


HowLogical: Going back to the thing we were talking about, aNyThInG?


princeofrome: not anything you biatch


HowLogical: The memories...the memories...all...gone.


princeofrome: fuck you


HowLogical: ...well?


princeofrome: fine.


princeofrome: ONE free pass. that means that you can do ONE thing without getting me angry. you cannot cash these in. the next fuck up you do which would normally anger me you get a free pass in.


HowLogical: How nice. I will certainly enjoy this free pass.


sleepingbeauty: wait do we all get this?? please say yes


princeofrome: i feel obligated to say yes


PPPPPPPATTON: IS THAT A YES


princeofrome: yeah, yeah


princeofrome: im sorry


PPPPPPPATTON: aww, roman! theres nothing to be sorry for! we all make mistakes and we have this group chat now, so its okay


sleepingbeauty: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure


HowLogical: Well, that’s nothing new.


PPPPPPPATTON: thank u!! i guess haha


princeofrome: u are literally deku from bnha


sleepingbeauty: r u sure because i read this one fanfic where deku is a thirsty hoe


princeofrome: im referring to the actual canon material


princeofrome: if we refer to the fanfics,,,no he is not a cinnamon roll


HowLogical: How Patton manages to be the dad, the mom friend, the grandma and the little kid all at once blows my mind.


PPPPPPPATTON: im a multitasker kiddo :’)


PPPPPPPATTON: anyway im going now so bye!


HowLogical: Bye!


princeofrome: bye


sleepingbeauty: bye


sleepingbeauty: bye bitches love u


princeofrome: love u too bae xx


HowLogical: How tasteless.


HowLogical: Goodbye hoe


princeofrome: so.


HowLogical: other chat

 

 

the gay cousins that probably smoke weed

 

Members:

Logan Callus (HowLogical)

Roman Prince (princeofrome)

 


princeofrome: so...when are u revealing ur true feelings for patton??


HowLogical: Aaaandd….I’m out.


princeofrome: aww :(


HowLogical: Good night, Roman.


princeofrome: Have a nice time lying awake thinking of Patton.


HowLogical: Fucking shut up bitch


princeofrome: :’)


princeofrome: good night hoe