Chapter 1: Yee yee
I'm fragile don't bully me!
(To the sound of that military chant... you know the one.)
Chapter 2: Character Interviews pt. 1: The fun has begun
Don't mind me just giving the summary of these two fuckin knuckleheads' personalities, starting with the human embodiment of mooning someone, James
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"Slagathor Lickmytits." [actual name is James What]
What do you typically have for breakfast?
"I dunno... probably something sweet that I can shovel into my mouth while doing shit, like cereal without the milk cause I'm not a pussy."
What do you typically have for dinner?
"Something like Taco Bell if I'm... working... late, and Chinese food or pizza if I'm not doing anything."
What is a dish you can cook perfectly?
*Three minutes of loud laughter* "Oh shit bro are you being serious? You are!" *Several more minutes of cackling*
Do you have any pets?
"Nah, I can't take good care of myself let alone a dependent, and attachments only weigh you down if you do what I do."
What is your job?
"Either you know it or you don't, and it seems like you don't so next question!"
How is your relationship with your family?
*He proceeded to remain silent for a while* "What family?"
What is your favorite book?
"People still out here reading books, couldn't be me lmao." [He said lmao out loud]
What is one quote that you live by?
"Don't let your schooling get in the way of your education." - Mark Twain