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[Saturday 2:39pm]

 

 

Tenya Iida added Izuku Midoriya, Ochako Uraraka, Momo Yaoyorozu, and 16 others to Class 1a Group Chat

 

Tenya Iida made Momo Yaoyorozu an administrator of this group

 

Tenya Iida: Hello, everyone! In light of the recent incident at the USJ, our teachers have assigned each class representative to create group chats for their respective class in order to promote easy communication between our fellow students. Please use this group for professional purposes only; we are aspiring heroes, and inappropriate messages will not be tolerated. Thank you.

 

Ochako Uraraka: Iida you’re so serious even over text jfldksghdlksjflsdkjglsd

 

Momo Yaoyorozu: This is a great idea, Iida! Thank you for putting this chat together.

 

Katsuki Bakugou: fuck this, idgaf about any of you extras

 

Denki Kaminari: Sero

 

Denki Kaminari: our time has come

 

Denki Kaminari: u know what we have to do

 

Tenya Iida: Thank you, Yaoyorozu! This was not my idea, however; it was an order from administration.

 

Hanta Sero: I know exactly what we have to do, Kami

 

Katsuki Bakugou: wait why the fuck can’t I leave

 

Tenya Iida: Whatever it is you are planning to do, Kaminari and Sero, I suggest that you don’t go through with it!

 

Tenya Iida: And Bakugou, please refrain from using crude language. It is unbefitting of a future pro hero!

 

Katsuki Bakugou: fuck off 4 eyes

 

Tenya Iida: As the administrators of this group, Yaoyorozu and I are the only ones who can add or remove anyone.

 

Mina Ashido: can only the admin change nicknames tho

 

Tenya Iida: I do not believe that the settings on this application allow me to moderate who can or cannot change nicknames. Why?

 

Mina Ashido: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Ochako Uraraka: Honey you’ve got a big storm comin’

 

Tenya Iida: ?

 

Mina Ashido: I’ll give u a hint Iida

 

Mina Ashido: I’m hanging out with Kami and Sero rn

 

Mina Ashido: and they are

 

Mina Ashido: Conspiring

 

Tenya Iida: Should I be concerned?

 

Mina Ashido: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Denki Kaminari changed their nickname to Detective Pikachu

 

Detective Pikachu changed Hanta Sero’s nickname to Captain Office Supplies

 

Detective Pikachu changed Katsuki Bakugou’s nickname to Blasty McSplode

 

Detective Pikachu changed Eijirou Kirishima’s nickname to Red Robin (yum)

 

Detective Pikachu changed Mina Ashido’s nickname to Pinky Pie

 

Detective Pikachu changed Ochako Uraraka’s nickname to Defying Gravity

 

Detective Pikachu changed Tenya Iida’s nickname to Sanic

 

Detective Pikachu changed Izuku Midoriya’s nickname to All Might’s irl son

 

Detective Pikachu changed Tsuyu Asui’s nickname to Rare Pepe

 

Detective Pikachu changed Shoto Todoroki’s nickname to Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic

 

Detective Pikachu changed Momo Yaoyorozu’s nickname to Team Mom

 

Detective Pikachu changed Kyouka Jirou’s nickname to Serial Eavesdropper

 

Detective Pikachu changed Tooru Hagakure’s nickname to Your Dad

 

Detective Pikachu changed Mashirao Ojiro’s nickname to t h i c c

 

Detective Pikachu changed Mezo Shoji’s nickname to Octopimp

 

Detective Pikachu changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s nickname to Revelry in the dark

 

Detective Pikachu changed Yuga Aoyama’s nickname to oui oui hon hon baguette

 

Detective Pikachu changed Koji Koda’s nickname to Precious wholesome child

 

Detective Pikachu changed Rikidou Sato’s nickname to Super Diabetes

 

Detective Pikachu changed Minoru Mineta’s nickname to the class disgrace

 

Detective Pikachu: any questions?

 

Pinky Pie: yea uhhhhhh why didnt u let me pick my nickname :(

 

Detective Pikachu: u can change it if u want beetch

 

Pinky Pie changed their nickname to Alien Queen!!

 

Alien Queen!!: this is gna be my hero name!!

 

Detective Pikachu: understandable have a nice day

 

Captain Office Supplies: I’m proud of us tbh

 

Sanic: I was going to reprimand you both for changing everyone’s nicknames, but I am impressed with how quickly you did so! I wish you would put this same speed and creativity into your strategies during hero training, Kaminari.

 

Detective Pikachu: why just me :(

 

Captain Office Supplies: lol get called out

 

Captain Office Supplies: this was a record for us tho I’m pretty sure

 

Defying Gravity: y o t e

 

All Might’s irl son: PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BE MY NICKNAME, I’M PRETTY SURE TODOROKI ACTUALLY THINKS I’M ALL MIGHT’S SECRET LOVE CHILD OR SOMETHING

 

Defying Gravity: ahahahahahhahahaha Deku we all know All Might’s your dad

 

All Might’s irl son: URARAKA P L E A S E

 

Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic: w h o  s u m m o n e d  m e

 

Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic: wait why is this my nickname

 

Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic: I mean I know why but Why

 

Detective Pikachu: do u want something ;) more fitting ;) ;)

 

Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic: … based on that, probably not

 

Detective Pikachu changed Human Torch x Ice Man fanfic’s nickname to Tododokidoki Literature Club

 

Tododokidoki Literature Club: I Don’t Like This Either

 

Detective Pikachu: nothing I do is ever good enough for you :(

 

All Might’s irl son: pls change my name too you guys don’t do me like this

 

Tododokidoki Literature Club: you can’t deny the truth Midoriya

 

All Might’s irl son: it’s not the truth Todoroki !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Defying Gravity: I’ll spare you from your misery Deku don’t worry

 

All Might’s irl son: thank you Uraraka!!

 

Defying Gravity changed All Might’s irl son’s nickname to Bone Hurtin’ Juice

 

Defying Gravity: There :)

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: THAT’S NOT BETTER X(

 

Team Mom: I’m sorry, Midoriya, but that is… fairly accurate.

 

Serial Eavesdropper: yeah that’s par for the course for you, Midoriya

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: :(((((((

 

Defying Gravity: hahah Jirou comes online for 2 seconds to agree with Yaomomo and says nothing else

 

Serial Eavesdropper: I trusted you, man

 

Team Mom: ?

 

Defying Gravity: Idk why you would say that haha!

 

Serial Eavesdropper: So anyway,

 

Red Robin (yum): hi guys! :D

 

Serial Eavesdropper: I’m surprised Bakugou hasn’t come back online to yell at us for his nickname

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: hi Kirishima!!

 

Red Robin (yum): oh that’s bcuz he figured out how to mute it lol

 

Red Robin (yum): hi Midoriya!!!

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: it’s for the best that Kacchan doesn’t come back online…

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: for his sake and ours……

 

Red Robin (yum): too late I already told him his new nickname

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: KIRISHIMA N O

 

Red Robin (yum): he si now tyring to destriy mf phoen nsed helpp

 

Detective Pikachu: a moment of silence for our bro Kirishima, about to be murdered by our resident Angry Boy over an accurate nickname that he didn’t even come up with…

 

Alien Queen!!: GUYS H E L P HIM

 

Alien Queen!!: I KNOW IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU WHO CAME UP WITH THAT ONE, SERO, CLEAR THIS UP BEFORE WE LOSE OUR BOY

 

Detective Pikachu: fjdlkshgsldkjfs fine we’ll call them

 

Captain Office Supplies: to be fair, it is an accurate nickname

 

Captain Office Supplies: he should make that his hero name

 

Alien Queen!!: WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, GO SAVE KIRISHIMA

 

Detective Pikachu: WE’RE USING SERO’S PHONE TO CALL HIM OK LEAVE US ALONE

 

Alien Queen!!: do I have to do everything in this squad myself ugh

 

 

[Saturday 6:02pm]

 

 

Super Diabetes: …so…

 

Super Diabetes: is…Kirishima okay…?

 

Red Robin (yum): yeah I’m fine!!

 

Alien Queen!!: we tracked his phone after he didn’t pick up and now the squad’s hanging out at an ihop

 

Super Diabetes: oh good

 

Super Diabetes: is……Bakugou still there?

 

Red Robin (yum): yeah why wouldn’t he be?

 

Super Diabetes: just checking

 

Octopimp: I think I legally can’t be called this

 

Detective Pikachu: I sense discontent with a nickname I chose for someone

 

Detective Pikachu: why not? :(

 

Octopimp: There’s already a youtube channel with this name

 

Detective Pikachu: yeah ik where do you think I got the idea

 

Octopimp: … Carry on, then

 

Detective Pikachu: I will, thanks!

 

 

[Saturday 7:30pm]

 

 

the class disgrace: why hello ladies ;-)

 

the class disgrace: why is my nickname so mean? :-(

 

the class disgrace: why is nobody replying to me? :’-(

 

 

[Saturday 10:54pm]

 

 

Revelry in the dark: if you use a dash in an emoticon as a nose you’re a psychopath.

 

Octopimp: Agreed

 

Serial Eavesdropper: agreed

 

Tododokidoki Literature Club: agreed

 

Defying Gravity: Agreed

 

Detective Pikachu: agreed

 

 

[Sunday 8:05am]

 

 

Bone Hurtin’ Juice: agreed

 

Team Mom: Agreed

 

Serial Eavesdropper: agreed

 

Team Mom: You already said that you agreed, Jirou?

 

Serial Eavesdropper: oh did I lol I forgot

 

 

[Sunday 12:21pm]

 

 

Defying Gravity: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Serial Eavesdropper: I can and will hurt you

 

Defying Gravity: Bold of you to assume I feel fear or shame

 

Serial Eavesdropper: you know what that’s fair

 

the class disgrace: reply to me

 

Serial Eavesdropper: no

 

the class disgrace: you just did ;-)

 

Serial Eavesdropper: fuck you

 

the class disgrace: yes please

 

Serial Eavesdropper: I am disgusted and appalled

 

Defying Gravity: @Sanic

 

Serial Eavesdropper: @Sanic

 

Sanic: Mineta, please refrain from inappropriate behavior in both the group chat and in real life as well. Further disturbance will not be tolerated, and I will be forced to report your actions to Mr. Aizawa.

 

the class disgrace: but she started it

 

Sanic: I am literally in the same group chat as you, and I can clearly see that is not the case. Stop this immediately.

 

the class disgrace: fine but ur missing out ;-)

 

Sanic muted the class disgrace from sending messages to Class 1a Group Chat

 

Defying Gravity: Iida you are a godsend

 

Sanic: His behavior is rather distasteful and difficult to witness, even if I am not the one facing the brunt of his comments. He can still read this chat, but he cannot contribute unless it is an emergency on his end. If he abuses this function, it will be an issue taken up with administration.

 

Serial Eavesdropper: well at least he can’t say anything in here, thanks Iida

 

Alien Queen!!: that was Amazing thank you Iida

 

Alien Queen!!: and speaking of which

 

Alien Queen!!: we need a better name for this group chat

 

Sanic: While I appreciate your gratitude, this chat is still supposed to be used for strictly class-related matters. I implore that you do not change the group name to anything silly, as you have done with our individual names.

 

Defying Gravity: Sorry Iida just give it up

 

Defying Gravity: You can’t stop the memes

 

Alien Queen!!: thats it Uraraka

 

Alien Queen!!: I was gna @ Kami and Sero but u solved it for us already

 

Alien Queen!! changed the group name to You Can’t Stop the Memes

 

Defying Gravity: Thanks I live to serve