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Chisaki Kai has added Kurono HariIrinaka JouiNemoto ShinKatsukame Rikiya Setsuno TouyaHojo YuTabe SoramitsuTengai Hekiji, Rappa Kendou, and Sakaki Deidoro to Unnamed Group Chat

 

Chisaki Kai has renamed the chat Shie Hassaikai

 

Chisaki Kai: Don't be stupid. We're meant to be serious here. 

 

Rappa Kendou

 

Rappa Kendou has renamed themself falconpunch2.0.

 

falconpunch2.0: fight me

 

Tengai HekijiRappa no.

 

falconpunch2.0fight me. 

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Shie Hassaikai 

falconpunch2.0: why isn't anyone else on??? 

 

Katsukame Rikiya: holy shit we have a gc now??? 

 

Nemoto Shin: Overhaul, is this really the best idea? Considering the members we have currently? 

 

Chisaki Kai: Nope. But Bossman and Kurono both supported the idea, so what can I do? 

 

Nemoto Shin: True. 

 

Kurono Hari has renamed themself chromosome

Kurono Hari has renamed Irinaka Joui as freakish muppet thing

 

falconpunch2.0: OH MY FUCKING GOD

 

Setsuno Touya: 

 

Setsuno Touya: rt to pay respects

 

falconpunch2.0: rt

 

Kurono Hari: rt

 

Hojo Yu: lmao what is this

 

Hojo Yu: rt

 

Hojo Yu: cmon tabe

 

Tabe Soramitsu: RT

 

Setsuno Touya: where's sakaki? 

 

Hojo Yu: probs drunk af

 

Setsuno Touya: lmao tru 

 

Setsuno Touya has renamed themself human garbage

 

Hojo Yu: has renamed themself shinebritelikeadiamond

 

Tabe Soramitsu has renamed themself arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh

 

human garbage: what

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: look at ur own name 

 

human garbage: touche 

 

falconpunch2.0: is no one going to comment on hojo's taste in music

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: IT'S A GOOD SONG

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: i like it

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: see someone thinks it's good!! 

 

chromosome: no offense to tabe, but his taste in music is about as sporadic as Rappa's constant urge to fight.

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: can't argue with that

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: neither can i and he was talking about me

 

Katsukame Rikiya  has renamed themself  MNSTRENRGY. 

 

MNSTRENRGY: where the hell is irinaka shouldn't he be pissed 

 

chromosome: the only thing he's pissed about is that someone hid his phone and he can't find it. 

 

human garbage: let me guess

 

chromosome: don't for your own sake and mine. 

 

human garbage: agreed 

 

Tengai Hekiji: Can someone please return Irinaka's cell phone? He's becoming increasingly stressed about it and I am afraid someone may get hurt. 

 

falconpunch2.0: oh i almost forgot 

 

falconpunch2.0 has renamed Tengai Hekiji to magic

 

magic: Why? 

 

falconpunch2.0: because

 

falconpunch2.0:  magic

 

chromosome: i can't oh my god tengai do you even know how to change your name? 

 

magic: No! 

 

human garbage: no one show him how to 

 

magic: Touya no! 

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human garbage: soooooo 

 

chromosome: what 

 

human garbage: how's irinaka doing

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: not well, obviously 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: he's taken over my room send help 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: irinaka has possessed the walls surrounding tabe's room and isn't letting go 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: i feel violated 

 

human garbage: WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: what

 

falconpunch2.0: TABE'S BEEN VIOLATED CODE 69 IS A GO

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: i hear rumbling in the back what the hell 

 

magic: Rappa, no! 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond:  why the hell did rappa just kick down the door, grab tabe, and run off 

 

human garbage: it's a protocol we made up when we were bored and it finally gets to come into play 

 

human garbage: originally it was gonna be katsu to take tabe but rappa's faster 

 

MNSTRENRGY: i'm there to beat up whoever hurt tabe but i can't really start busting down the walls 

 

MNSTRENRGY: i think at this point we better just return the goddamn phone 

 

chromosome: i hate to admit it, but katsu's right

 

MNSTRENRGY: wait

 

MNSTRENRGY: is that an insult 

 

Nemoto Shin: Please return Irinaka's phone. 

 

chromosome: omw

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: whatever happened to rappa and tabe 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: i've just witnessed life and death take place in the span of 30 sec 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: what

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: so rappa's got me tossed over his shoulder right 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and he's just making a mad dash around the halls

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and apparently doesn't know where the hell he's going 

 

human garbage: yeah we never really thought we'd get as far as grab you

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and then we turn a corner and lo and behold fucking overhaul is at the end of the hall exiting a room 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: oh no

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and he just turns and faces us 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: eyes dead and emotionless as always 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and just as we pass by 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: boss kinds of just 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: reaches out and slaps rappa on the arm 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and he immediately falls apart 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: now i'm on the ground, trembling in the worst fear i've felt since i emerged from hell 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: overhaul brought rappa back like five minutes ago and he just walked away like he always dies and comes back for a living 

 

falconpunch2.0: i'm p used to it by now 

 

magic: BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS NEEDLESSLY PROVOKING HIM, RAPPA! 

 

falconpunch2.0: FUCK ME

 

falconpunch2.0: wait 

 

falconpunch2.0: no 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: and just like that there's another death that's a new record 

 

chromosome: i returned irinaka-san's phone and immediately ran like hell hopefully he'll never find me

 

freakish muppet thing: 

 

freakish muppet thing: don't worry i'll find you 

 

chromosome: fuck 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: so

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: are we not gonna address the fact that rappa told tengai to fuck him 

 

magic: No, we are not. 

 

MNSTRENRGY: i have a mini tea 

 

magic: Katsukame, please. 

 

human garbage: spill 

 

shinebritelikeadiamond: the 

 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: tea

 

MNSTRENRGY: i was in the kitchen looking for my soda and tengai was organizing the cupboards (AGAIN) 

 

magic: Katsukame! 

 

MNSTRENRGY: and i wasn't even looking at my phone as it happened but i glanced back when i heard him dropping a plate 

 

MNSTRENRGY: and his face

 

MNSTRENRGY: was glorious 

 

human garbage: GOOD TEA

 

magic: KATSUKAME!!! 

 

falconpunch2.0: 

 

magic: 

 

falconpunch2.0: was

 

falconpunch2.0: was that a no then? 

 

magic: NO

 

magic: I MEAN YES

 

magic: WAIT

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human garbage: rapppaaaaa

falconpunch2.0: whaddya want twink

human garbage: gasp

human garbage: offended

MNSTRENRGY: are you really

human garbage: nah

shinebritelikeadiamond: :V

falconpunch2.0: well?

human garbage: oh ye

human garbage: do you really want tengai to fuck you

falconpunch2.0: is that relevant in some way bitch

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: oof

falconpunch2.0: talk to me in pm that'll make this easier

human garbage: alr?

 

 

PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN Rappa Kendo AND Setsuno Touya

Setsuno: yeah?

Rappa: i

Rappa: may or may not like tengai

Rappa: a lot

Setsuno: OOOOOOOOH

Rappa: shut

Setsuno: spicy

Setsuno: i thought you'd be the type to loudly talk about that tho why didn't you

Rappa: cuz

Rappa: well

Rappa: the other day

Rappa: i was just out gettin groceries

Rappa: and i saw tengai

Rappa: with some lady around his age

Rappa: she looked nice too

Rappa: and she kept moving closer to him

Rappa: and then i left

Setsuno: oh

Setsuno: sorry

Rappa: it good

Rappa: she looked pretty so i bet she's her type anyway

Setsuno: hm

Rappa: idk why i told you any of this

Setsuno: it good you can trust me

Setsuno: gtg now tho

Rappa: k

 

 

SHIE HASSAIKAI GROUP CHAT

MNSTRENRGY: they been gone awhile

shinebritelikeadiamond: im sure it's fine

falconpunch2.0: the bitches back 

MNSTRENRGY: what happened

falconpunch2.0: nothin 

human garbage: not important

shinebritelikeadiamond: >_>

human garbage: DONT WORRY BOUT IT

Chisaki Kai: Important news. We're going to raid an massive upcoming drug deal that's going to happen between several gangs. This is important, because we're also going to be destroying the base so they know not to mess with us for revenge. The deal will occur in three days. Be prepared. 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: oof 

Nemoto Shin: Do not mess it up. As Boss said, it is crucial that we collect the goods and destroy what we need to destroy. 

falconpunch2.0: do i get to hurt people 

Nemoto Shin: Definitely. 

falconpunch2.0: im in 

freakish muppet thing: you never got a choice in the first place

freakish muppet thing: also 

---freakish muppet thing HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO joy---

human garbage: terrible

shinebritelikeadiamond: get it away from me

joy: yall terrible people

shinebritelikeadiamond: why do you think we here bitch 

human garbage: yu-san help 

shinebritelikeadiamond: what

human garbage: sakaki's finally coming out of his week-long high and cant stand on his own 

shinebritelikeadiamond: omw

falconpunch2.0: he's just been drunk this whole time??? 

joy: apparently?? was wondering where the shit went

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: i'm getting the tylenol

shinebritelikeadiamond: yeah he needs it bad 

falconpunch2.0: why is he even here

joy: cuz the Boss decided he should be

falconpunch2.0: thot

chromosome: say that again i dare you

falconpunch2.0: 

shinebritelikeadiamond:

human garbage: 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: 

joy: welp 

joy: you screwed up, kurono

human garbage: it seems that 

human garbage: you are close with the boss

human garbage: no? 

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: ;)

shinebritelikeadiamond: oooooooooo

joy: well

joy: yeah

joy: they're dating 

chromosome: dammit irinaka

joy: well they were gonna find out either way weren't they 

chromosome: tru

human garbage: WHA T

shinebritelikeadiamond: J OI KNEW?????

joy: so what 

shinebritelikeadiamond: OFFENDED

falconpunch2.0: wow u have terrible taste kurono 

human garbage: HOW LONG

chromosome: like 

chromosome: idk

chromosome: five months?

human garbage: BRUH

Chisaki Kai: Out of all the ways they could have found out. 

Chisaki Kai: It was via text message. 

Chisaki Kai: Hari, you can do better than this. 

chromosome: im srry babe

chromosome: can i make it up to u

Chisaki Kai:

Chiskai Kai: I'm drawing the curtains. 

chromosome: omw ;)

shinebritelikeadiamond: :0000

falconpunch2.0: THE FUCK

human garbage: I HAVE DECEASED

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: BIG OOF

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SHIE HASSAIKAI
joy: so.

joy: kurono got bossman to go out with him so

joy: yeah

falconpunch2.0: idc bout them as long as the bossman's out it all good with me

human garbage: big mood

falconpunch2.0: @magic

magic: Yes?

falconpunch2.0: come to the gym i wanna work on my quirk more

shinebritelikeadiamond: oh i should probably come tooooaOOOOOOOFjojeoesr;J

falconpunch2.0: the fuck

human garbage: nothing happened

human garbage: nothing at all

MNSTRENRGY: highly suspicious, but okay

Nemoto Shin: Please refrain from directly assaulting a coworker while in the living room. It will rile up others.

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: mood

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: also whats up with hojo-san

shinebritelikeadiamond: SETSUNO WHY'D YOU JUST FUCKING TACKLE ME TO THE GODAMN GROUND

human garbage: reasons

magic: Like Nemoto-san said, please do not do such things.

falconpunch2.0: r u comin or not

magic: I am on my way. I was just distracted momentarily by the image of Setsuno launching himself at Hojo.

Sakaki Deidoro: im finally about as sober as i can get

MNSTRENRGY: surprising you can get sober at all

Sakaki Deidoro: insulting

Sakaki Deidoro: but also true

Sakaki Deidoro: thx tabe for all the shit

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: np

human garbage: yo i'm starting up some smb in the rec room

human garbage: who up

---Sakaki Deidoro HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO shots shots shots---

shots shots shots: u kno im up for a good round of smb

shots shots shots: also

---shots shots shots HAS CHANGED Nemoto Shin'S NAME TO old hag---

shots shots shots: there

shinebritelikeadiamond: oh my god this is gold

old hag: How dare you!

old hag: I am not that old!

---oldhag HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO Nemoto---

Nemoto: Luckily I know how to change my name.

shots shots shots: hag

shots shots shots: anyway im goin down to wreck some bird butt

human garbage: fight me bitch

shots shots shots: bout to

shinebritelikeadiamond: we have four spots right?

Nemoto: Indeed.

shinebritelikeadiamond: guess i'm joinin in then

human garbage: tabe?

arhgpFOODaprgaiaeriuh: hell ye

Nemoto: I suppose I will come to watch.

joy: ill stop lurking and watch, too

MNSTRENRGY: i'm gonna binge watch some tv so nah

human garbage: rip but understandable

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PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN Rappa Kendo AND Setsuno Touya
Rappa Kendo: so

Rappa Kendo: on a whim

Rappa Kendo: say hypothetically

Rappa Kendo: purely theoretically

Rappa Kendo: lets say u were sparring with someone

Rappa Kendo: and you both accidentally trip

Rappa Kendo: and you accidentally end up on your hands and knees

Rappa Kendo: and that someone accidentally fell to his knees right behind you

Rappa Kendo: and you could feel something warm and hard against your ass

Rappa Kendo: and you accidentally moan

Rappa Kendo: what then

Setsuno Touya: it means u too far gone to go back, my friend

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PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN Tengai Hekiji AND Hojo Yu
Tengai Hekiji: HOJO-KUN PLEASE HELP

Hojo Yu: wow a complete loss of punctuation what seems to be the problem

Tengai Hekiji: I BELIEVE IM IN LOVE

Hojo Yu:

Hojo Yu: well that was sudden

Tengai Hekiji: I'm so sorry but I seem to be in a serious dilemma and I believe you have experience with relationships so please help me?

Hojo Yu: lmao sure

Hojo Yu: you're actually p nice anyway

Hojo Yu: so who is it

Tengai Hekiji: um

Tengai Hekiji: Rappa.

Hojo Yu:

Hojo Yu: WHAT THE FUKC

PRIVATE CHAT BETWEEN Hojo Yu AND Setsuno Touya
Hojo Yu: HOLY SHIT MY DUDE YOU WERE RIGHT

Setsuno Touya: lemme guess

Hojo Yu: HE SAID SO

Setsuno Touya: he said so

Setsuno Touya: lmao when am i ever wrong

Hojo Yu: well

Setsuno Touya: stop right there

Setsuno Touya: what'd he say

Hojo Yu SENT AN IMAGE

Setsuno Touya: solid fucking proof

Setsuno Touya: now we scheme

Hojo Yu: wait gimme a sec i have the bestest idea

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Hojo Yu HAS ADDED Kurono Hari, Irinaka Joui, Nemoto Shin, Katsukame Rikiya, Setsuno Touya, Tabe Soramitsu and Sakaki Deidoro TO Unnamed Group Chat.

 

Hojo Yu HAS RENAMED THE CHAT time to set sail

Hojo Yu SENT AN IMAGE

Setsuno Touya SENT AN IMAGE

Kurono Hari: FUCK YEA

Irinaka Joui: i believe in the gay

Nemoto Shin: I am truly surprised everyone else hasn't noticed.

Katsukame Rikiya: ho shit that explains EVERYTHING

Tabe Soramitsu: i also believe in the gay

Sakaki Deidoro: do you honestly trust me with this information

Setsuno Touya: you're not the type to spill the beans even when drunk so ur ok

Sakaki Deidoro: oh

Sakaki Deidoro: hey a nice thing about me

Hojo Yu: master plan

Setsuno Touya: to set sail to this horribly broken but still beautiful ship

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Ayyyyyy everyone first off thanks to all y’all for staying with this since the first couple chapters. Probably couldn’t have found the urge to keep addin chapters if it wasn’t for ya. So thanks! 

So. The issue. Not really a problematic one but...

This fic is veering towards focusing solely on the Rappa/Tengai ship. 

I don’t know if this is what readers expect, cuz this fic is just a chatfic. 

Jus.... lemme know if y’all actually want more relationship stuff (mostly Rappa/Tengai, but I’m thinking of doing some Chisaki/Kurono and another relationship :) but yeah) - or more memes n stuff like normal BNHA chatfics seem to do. 

I just want to fulfill what people expect. 

ANYWAY thanks y’all for readin and jus tell me what ya think I should be doin. It’s just a quick comment down below!