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MeMe LoRdEs
memeyboy - Peter Parker
ishurihopeitdoes - Shuri
mercwithamouth - Wade Wilson
lochnedmonster - Ned
icouldadroppedmycroissant - MJ

Wednesday 3:05 am

memeyboy - ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
ishurihopeitdoes - peter what the fuck it's 3 am and we have fuckin SCHOOL today
memeyboy - so??? ITS FUCKIN WEDNESDAY
icouldadroppedmycroissant - we haven't even started the year and I'm already done with school
ishurihopeitdoes - over this dumbass school with all these fakeass people.
lochnedmonster - hey
ishurihopeitdoes - hey.
ishurihopeitdoes - fuckin bitch.
mercwithamouth - GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
memeyboy - watch your profanity.
mercwithamouth - bitch a hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch i tell you
mercwithamouth - but please sleep pete
memeyboy - fine
ishurihopeitdoes - #whipped

 

Scary Bitches Unite
iwonthesitatebitch - Natasha Romanoff
rawritsloki - Loki Odinson
onearmedbastard - Bucky Barnes
helasinhell - Hela Odinson
deafkatniss - Clint Barton

Wednesday 6:43 am

iwonthesitatebitch - Apparently we are getting 2 new kids who are twins
rawritsloki - why do i care???
iwonthesitatebitch - Idk I heard they're cute
deafkatniss - really???
deafkatniss - Are they both girls??? Cuz if they are Nat I swear.
iwonthesitatebitch - No relax one is a boy.
iwonthesitatebitch - Also I kind of already volunteered us to tutor them sorry.
deafkatniss - sorry WHAT
rawritsloki - wait me too??? cuz nah
iwonthesitatebitch - Not you just me and Clint.
rawritsloki - good cuz i was about to throw hands.
onearmedbastard - what time does school start?
helaisinhell - you stupid bitch it starts at 8.
rawritsloki - you ask this every year dumbass
onearmedbastard - kay ill be there at 9.

 

Science Bros
greengiant - Bruce Banner
tonysnark - Tony Stark

Wednesday 7:02 am

tonysnark - Bruce you need a ride?
greengiant - Yeah Thor said Hela won't drive anyone but him and Loki
tonysnark - That's tough.
greengiant - Yeah but I understand.
tonysnark - I'll pick you up at 7:30
greengiant - Thanks man I owe you.
tonysnark - It's no biggie.

 

what's straight???
tonysnark - Tony Stark
deafkatniss - Clint Barton
patrioticdoof - Steve Rodgers
iwonthesitatebitch - Natasha Romanoff
bossassbitch - Carol Danvers
gimmebooze - Valkyrie
onearmedbastard - Bucky Barnes
poptartgod - Thor Odinson
greengiant - Bruce Banner
kingmeow - T'Challa
flyingbastard - Sam Wilson
rawritsloki - Loki Odinson

Wednesday 7:20 am

rawritsloki - GUYS WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!
tonysnark - Oh wow Loki using capital letters? Must be serious.
rawritsloki - THOR BROKE THE DAMN TOASTER
greengiant - Again?
rawritsloki - YES AGAIN. 4TH TIME THIS YEAR. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT BURNT TOAST NOW?
poptartgod - IT'S ONLY THE 3RD TIME BROTHER!!!
tonysnark - Thor it's the 4th time. I have fixed it three times and found burnt pop tarts inside.
deafkatniss - damn. tony living up to his name.
gimmebooze - all that aside, i'm having a party friday yall are invited and can bring whoever.
rawritsloki - i can bring my snake???
gimmebooze - no. I meant person wise. no you may not bring a damn snake.
iwonthesitatebitch - Okay to be serious I'm at school and the new girl is really h o t I'm nervous cuz I have to tutor her anfaljfugbyuhnjiadsubhfjk
deafkatniss - lmao gay mess
bossassbitch - you act as though we are all not gay messes.
greengiant - I'm not. I'm a gay success.
tonysnark - asjfijflnfidnubfiwernjfs nice joke Bruce.
greengiant - Stfu Tiny
greengiant - Tony***
rawritsloki - tiny lmao.
tonysnark - I'm not that short!!!
iwonthesitatebitch - I know so many females taller than you.
iwonthesitatebitch - Also sidenote I have to show Wanda around (the new girl) and shes really hot and im panicking. help
deafkatniss - you know it's serious when Nat forgets punctuation.
iwonthesitatebitch - stfu you got trapped in a vent last year.
deafkatniss - that is relevant how???
tonysnark - Wait you did? I though that was a lie!
iwonthesitatebitch - He did. He called me and I had to pull him out.
iwonthesitatebitch - Gtg.
bossassbitch - don't be too much of a useless lesbean.
iwonthesitatebitch - no promises
deafkatniss - another side note I lost my hearing aids
flyingbastard - rip