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Group chat “Bitch Trio”

Hermes: HARRY

Hermes: GET YOUR DISASTER BI GAY ASS IN THE T O W E R

LolGay: WHAT WHY HERMIONE N O

Hermes: HOMEWORK

LolGay: WHAT NO I DONT WANT TO

Hermes: DO I CARE??? NO.

LolGay: OH fuck.

Hermes: Ron, you come here as well.

Ronnard: Uhghghghg fine love

Hermes: : )

LolGay: Ew straight

Hermes: (its still technically a Gay ™ relationship tho)

LolGay: (youre right sorry mate)

Hermes: (its fine dw)

Hermes: H A R R Y

LolGay: NEVER

LolGay: YOULL NEVER CARRY ME ALIVE

LolGay: not like hagrid at least

 

LolGay: too soon?

Ronnard: Too soon.

 

Hermes: whereth the

Hermes: fUCK

Hermes: are you

LolGay: hiding

Hermes: from whom

LolGay: u

Hermes: YOU NEED TO STUDY

LolGay: I DONT WANT TO- LEAVE ME ALONE

LolGay: SNAPES HOMEWORK IS TOO SHIT

LolGay: ID RATHER AVERA KADEVRA MYSELF

 

Ronnard: Mood, but.

Ronnard: Are you ok bro?

LolGay: no bro

LolGay: thank you for asking bro

Ronnard: No problem, bro.

LolGay: bro

Ronnard: Bro

Hermes: HARRY

Hermes: I SEE YOU

Harry: AKJFDSFDGF???

Hermes: YOURE BEHIND HAGRIDS H U T

LolGay: OH NO

Hermes: YOU HAVE T O

Hermes: S T U D Y

LolGay: KLJHASDKSJGFHD

Ronnard: RIP.

 

Private chat between Pantsy and Dragon

Pantsy: Did I just see what I think what I saw?

Dragon: If u mean Hermione running after Harry and him screaming in absolute terror

Dragon: Then yes.

Pantsy: Merlins balls…

Drago: They are coming towards us. Bloody hell.

Pantsy: I am worried that she ight hit emsjdfslkjKLDKFSFDLG934WITORM

 

Group Chat “Spooky sluts”

Blais€: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT

Pants: if it’s Hermione running after Harry. Yes. Yes we did

Pants: Hermione ran into me and my Lesbian ass cannot take it.

Drac: Her falling and then staying for 10 minutes on the ground was the funniest shite I’ve see all day.

Blais€: …

Blais€: Useless lesbian

Pants: It be like that love

Drac: Blaise stfu when Ron and Neville walked into you the other day you melted into a puddle honestly.

Blais€: Shut. It.

Drac: Make me.

Blais€: Ew, no.

Pants: RT

Drac: RT

 

Private chat between HarryPotter and AlbusDumbledore

HarryPotter: im more terrified of hermione then i am of voldermort??

HarryPotter: is that normal

HarryPotter: wait shit wrong chat

HarryPotter: FUCK

HarryPotter: oh my g o d im so sorry sir

AlbusDumbledore: No worries, Harry! It is totally understandable!

HarryPotter: that,,, I accidentally wrote to you or the hermione part?

AlbusDumbledore: …

AlbusDumbledore: Both.

HarryPotter: fair enough

HarryPotter: Have a good day sir

AlbusDumbledore: You too Harry!

 

Private chat between Gin and Ron

Gin: so youre telling me that… youre into dudes

Ron: And girls.

Gin: Uhuh

Gin: so bi? pan?

Ron: If someone really needs a label, sure.

Ron: I’d rather not use anything though.

Gin: ok ok

Gin: damn i shoudlve seen that how did i not see that

Ron: Excuse?

Gin: I mean

Gin: ur infatuation w viktor krum was MORE than a friend crush thats for sure

Ron: Ughghhghgh leave me alone

Ron: Literally everyone told me about my crush Viktor.

Ron: I GET IT.

Gin: LOL

Gin: ,,,

Gin: Also you were super jealous on Cedrig as well

Gin: when he was near Harry

Ron: SHUT IT?

Ron:I GOT OVER MY CRUSH ON HARRY OK???

Gin: SO YOU DO PROCLAIM THE FACT TAHT YOU H AD A CRUSH ON H A R R Y

Ron: Yes...

Ron: But honestly? I’m Much happier with the fact that we are best mates and nothing more.

Gin: So,,, teasing isnt welcomed?

Ron: Not really, no.

Gin: got it!

Gin: still gay lol

Ron: I-

 

Group Chat “6th Gryffs/Slyths + Hannah?”

Harry: Hey quick question and honestly i need an answer. For science. do you think anyone ever had fucked voldemort before??? Not Old him, as in Tom Riddle, but dickhead vold de vore. Hold the door. Voluminous odor. Moto Moto lore. I feel like bellabitch did like come on she was bloody infatuated w that mad lad lmfao

Harry: FUCK FUK FUCK WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT

Harry: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS HOLY SHILTFDGF

Harry: AAAAAAAAAA

Seamus: No no NO BRO THIS IS THE RIGHT CHAT???

Hermione: holy shit WHAT the FUCK you dumbass

Lavender: I’m kinkshaming-

Blaise: LKAJDFSLDGH

Dean: IM????????

Draco: What in the actual fuck Potter.

Harry: the fuck do u want malfoy

Harry: were u never interésted in this?

Draco: No???

Harry: damn ure boring

Draco: Excuse you?! I am FAR from boring.

Pansy: Sweetie

Pansy: Your own mother described you as “nox spell used in an already dark room”

Pansy: She sipped her tea, the continued

Pansy: “Useless and a waste of magic”

Pansy: That says a lot about you

Blaise: SAFDFDGFSAF

Dean: LMAO

Neville: I-

Padma: Merlins Balls

Patil: Rt

Millie: Oh the tea was hot.

Blaise: SHES RIGHT

Harry: FDGHJKHGFDS?????????? YOUR OWN MOTHER???

Ron: Yowch mate. That sucks.

Draco: I.

Draco: Have no excuse for that.

Hermione: Yo, but that is kind of a not nice answer from your mum???

Draco: She never insults me, Granger. Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

Draco: But I just asked her and she delivered. It wasn’t even that bad.

Pansy: He started Crying

Crabbe: It was absolutely hilarious

Goyle: All of us watched it

Crabbed: We were scared and intimidated by his mum

Goyle: But impressed

Goyle: Yeah.

Hermione: Terrifying.

Hermione: I like her

Draco: Traitors, the lot of you.

Pansy: That one wasn’t the worst that she said shUt UP you baby

Seamus: Holy shite mate

Harry: The tea is being spilled yall

Millie: Extra hot

Harry: ^^^

Hermione kicked Harry out of the chat

Hermione: Millie gets excused bc I dont know much abt her but harry is my best mate

Blaise: KLDAFSDF???

Pansy: IM

Pansy: can she do that???

Dean: *points at that* is THAT ALLOWED??? IS THAT- IS THAT ALLOWED?

Draco: No?? I'm terrified.

Draco: She’s not the admin, she shouldn't be able to kick anyone out-

Ron: BRING HIM BACK

Hermione: no u

Pansy: I’ll do it ya little shites

Pansy added HarryPotter

Padma: SHE ISNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT EITHER?

HarryPotter changed their name to “SadHarry”

Hermione: bitch

SadHarry: :(((

Hermione: oH cry me a river

 

Group Chat “6th Gryffs/Slyths + Hannah?”

Dean: Yo @Sadharry

SadHarry: Wot

SadHarry: wait

SadHarry changed their name to Harry

Harry: Wot

Dean: Who was that question actually meant for tho

Harry: lol

Harry: sirius

Dean: SIRIUS???

 

Private chat between Pup and DadNr1

Pup: No but really what do u think

DadNr1: honestly i think bellshit fucked him or smth idk

DadNr1: which is disgusting and i hope i never have t think abt this again thank u UwU

Pup: aight cool np thanks VwV

Pup: say hi to lupin from me!

DadNr1: Will do pup^^