Group chat “Bitch Trio”
Hermes: GET YOUR DISASTER BI GAY ASS IN THE T O W E R
LolGay: WHAT WHY HERMIONE N O
LolGay: WHAT NO I DONT WANT TO
Hermes: DO I CARE??? NO.
LolGay: OH fuck.
Hermes: Ron, you come here as well.
Ronnard: Uhghghghg fine love
Hermes: : )
LolGay: Ew straight
Hermes: (its still technically a Gay ™ relationship tho)
LolGay: (youre right sorry mate)
Hermes: (its fine dw)
Hermes: H A R R Y
LolGay: YOULL NEVER CARRY ME ALIVE
LolGay: not like hagrid at least
LolGay: too soon?
Ronnard: Too soon.
Hermes: whereth the
Hermes: are you
Hermes: from whom
Hermes: YOU NEED TO STUDY
LolGay: I DONT WANT TO- LEAVE ME ALONE
LolGay: SNAPES HOMEWORK IS TOO SHIT
LolGay: ID RATHER AVERA KADEVRA MYSELF
Ronnard: Mood, but.
Ronnard: Are you ok bro?
LolGay: no bro
LolGay: thank you for asking bro
Ronnard: No problem, bro.
Hermes: I SEE YOU
Hermes: YOURE BEHIND HAGRIDS H U T
LolGay: OH NO
Hermes: YOU HAVE T O
Hermes: S T U D Y
Private chat between Pantsy and Dragon
Pantsy: Did I just see what I think what I saw?
Dragon: If u mean Hermione running after Harry and him screaming in absolute terror
Dragon: Then yes.
Pantsy: Merlins balls…
Drago: They are coming towards us. Bloody hell.
Pantsy: I am worried that she ight hit emsjdfslkjKLDKFSFDLG934WITORM
Group Chat “Spooky sluts”
Blais€: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT
Pants: if it’s Hermione running after Harry. Yes. Yes we did
Pants: Hermione ran into me and my Lesbian ass cannot take it.
Drac: Her falling and then staying for 10 minutes on the ground was the funniest shite I’ve see all day.
Blais€: Useless lesbian
Pants: It be like that love
Drac: Blaise stfu when Ron and Neville walked into you the other day you melted into a puddle honestly.
Blais€: Shut. It.
Drac: Make me.
Blais€: Ew, no.
Private chat between HarryPotter and AlbusDumbledore
HarryPotter: im more terrified of hermione then i am of voldermort??
HarryPotter: is that normal
HarryPotter: wait shit wrong chat
HarryPotter: oh my g o d im so sorry sir
AlbusDumbledore: No worries, Harry! It is totally understandable!
HarryPotter: that,,, I accidentally wrote to you or the hermione part?
HarryPotter: fair enough
HarryPotter: Have a good day sir
AlbusDumbledore: You too Harry!
Private chat between Gin and Ron
Gin: so youre telling me that… youre into dudes
Ron: And girls.
Gin: so bi? pan?
Ron: If someone really needs a label, sure.
Ron: I’d rather not use anything though.
Gin: ok ok
Gin: damn i shoudlve seen that how did i not see that
Gin: I mean
Gin: ur infatuation w viktor krum was MORE than a friend crush thats for sure
Ron: Ughghhghgh leave me alone
Ron: Literally everyone told me about my crush Viktor.
Ron: I GET IT.
Gin: Also you were super jealous on Cedrig as well
Gin: when he was near Harry
Ron: SHUT IT?
Ron:I GOT OVER MY CRUSH ON HARRY OK???
Gin: SO YOU DO PROCLAIM THE FACT TAHT YOU H AD A CRUSH ON H A R R Y
Ron: But honestly? I’m Much happier with the fact that we are best mates and nothing more.
Gin: So,,, teasing isnt welcomed?
Ron: Not really, no.
Gin: got it!
Gin: still gay lol
Group Chat “6th Gryffs/Slyths + Hannah?”
Harry: Hey quick question and honestly i need an answer. For science. do you think anyone ever had fucked voldemort before??? Not Old him, as in Tom Riddle, but dickhead vold de vore. Hold the door. Voluminous odor. Moto Moto lore. I feel like bellabitch did like come on she was bloody infatuated w that mad lad lmfao
Harry: FUCK FUK FUCK WRONG CHAT WRONG CHAT
Harry: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS HOLY SHILTFDGF
Seamus: No no NO BRO THIS IS THE RIGHT CHAT???
Hermione: holy shit WHAT the FUCK you dumbass
Lavender: I’m kinkshaming-
Draco: What in the actual fuck Potter.
Harry: the fuck do u want malfoy
Harry: were u never interésted in this?
Harry: damn ure boring
Draco: Excuse you?! I am FAR from boring.
Pansy: Your own mother described you as “nox spell used in an already dark room”
Pansy: She sipped her tea, the continued
Pansy: “Useless and a waste of magic”
Pansy: That says a lot about you
Padma: Merlins Balls
Millie: Oh the tea was hot.
Blaise: SHES RIGHT
Harry: FDGHJKHGFDS?????????? YOUR OWN MOTHER???
Ron: Yowch mate. That sucks.
Draco: Have no excuse for that.
Hermione: Yo, but that is kind of a not nice answer from your mum???
Draco: She never insults me, Granger. Don’t get your knickers in a twist.
Draco: But I just asked her and she delivered. It wasn’t even that bad.
Pansy: He started Crying
Crabbe: It was absolutely hilarious
Goyle: All of us watched it
Crabbed: We were scared and intimidated by his mum
Goyle: But impressed
Hermione: I like her
Draco: Traitors, the lot of you.
Pansy: That one wasn’t the worst that she said shUt UP you baby
Seamus: Holy shite mate
Harry: The tea is being spilled yall
Millie: Extra hot
Hermione kicked Harry out of the chat
Hermione: Millie gets excused bc I dont know much abt her but harry is my best mate
Pansy: can she do that???
Dean: *points at that* is THAT ALLOWED??? IS THAT- IS THAT ALLOWED?
Draco: No?? I'm terrified.
Draco: She’s not the admin, she shouldn't be able to kick anyone out-
Ron: BRING HIM BACK
Hermione: no u
Pansy: I’ll do it ya little shites
Pansy added HarryPotter
Padma: SHE ISNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT EITHER?
HarryPotter changed their name to “SadHarry”
Hermione: oH cry me a river
Group Chat “6th Gryffs/Slyths + Hannah?”
Dean: Yo @Sadharry
SadHarry changed their name to Harry
Dean: Who was that question actually meant for tho
Private chat between Pup and DadNr1
Pup: No but really what do u think
DadNr1: honestly i think bellshit fucked him or smth idk
DadNr1: which is disgusting and i hope i never have t think abt this again thank u UwU
Pup: aight cool np thanks VwV
Pup: say hi to lupin from me!
DadNr1: Will do pup^^