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Heere We Are

 

Michael : Mell, Water : Melon

you know what?

yOU fucking goddamn know WHAt?

 

bi guys, see u later

hwat

 

Changes have been made.

done™ gay

in honor of first day of class i’m doing this

 

giant jock

it’s????? JUNE?????

 

queen

it’s fucking summer, michael

 

done™ gay

bitch that’s the thing

I LIVE IN THE PHILIPPINES??????

JUNE IS FIRST MONTH OF cLAsS OkEH i Am SSTSREadeSDed

 

giant jock

oh my god

michael suffers first day curse on june

 

bi guys, see u later

u suffer in summer, michael???

omg that’s so sad

alexa play my i

 

tea? spilled

what the fuck is a my i

 

giant jock

yeah dude what is that

 

bi guys, see u later

its from a kpop group named seventeen

lov them

 

done™ gay

yo get this ching chong asian propaganda bullsiht outta my face

 

queen

michael you’re Asian

 

done™ gay

AIN’T NOBODY GONNA MAKE ME SLIP INTO THE DIAMOND LIFE

NOT ON MY GODDAMN DEAD ASS

 

bi guys, see u later

HOW DO U KNO U HAVE TO SLIP INTO THE DIAMOND LIFE?

 

done™ gay

BTICH MEMES OKAY?????? I HAVE FREINDS WHO ARE HOES FOR THOSE IDIOTS

they’re more like classmates but like,,, they’re also my friends so like,,,, yh

 

cookie

may i join the bandwagon

 

queen

what bandwagon

 

Changes have been made.

 

confused™ demi

this bandwagon

 

bi guys, see u later

dunno brooke

i thought u were more of a ,,,,,

 

confused™ demi

do not.

 

bi guys, see u later

lost demi :)))))))))

 

Changes have been made.

 

lost™ demi

permission to curse

 

sweet™ aro-ace

Permission granted whoever you are!!! :)))))

 

lost™ demi

thank u

frick u, rich

 

disaster™ bi

not what i was expecting

 

giant™ pan

is no one going to talk about michael suffering in summer?

 

done™ gay

u know this was supposed to be my thing™

i am done™ with every bullshit

 

cool™ bi

count on michael to live up to his ™

 

desperate™ bi

its ok bb we still lov u

 

done™ gay

who tf r u

who tf is this desperate bitch

 

desperate™ bi

but :(((((

its jeremy

 

done™ gay

oh

sounds about right.

 

disaster™ bi

it fits right?

bc jeremy is desperate for the d

 

lost™ demi

whose d

 

giant™ pan

certainly not my d

 

cool™ bi

no one wants ur d

except maybe rich but we don’t know yet

 

disaster™ bi

michael’s d

 

desperate™ bi

it tru tho

 

sweet™ aro-ace

Can I please know which of you is which?

I know done™ is Michael

desperate™ is Jeremy (which is weird because I’ve known Jere for my whole life and this  confused me BUT, his real identity will be a topic for another day)

And I am too tired to scroll up!!! :(((((

This is Christine, btw!!!

 

disaster™ bi

hi chrissy

its rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

giant™ pan

jake

 

cool™ bi

chloe

 

lost™ demi

its brooke!

 

awesome™ aro-ace

this is jenna :)

 

desperate™ bi

quick question

is it a good idea to drink coffee mixed with energy drinks every day?

 

sweet™ aro-ace

Jeremy, some words of advice: it is not a good idea.

 

disaster™ bi

why the fuck it this a question? y’all know the answer already!!!

its!!!! a!!!! good!!!! idea!!!!!

 

sweet™ aro-ace

RICH DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN? IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

 

disaster™ bi

I AM A DISASTER

AM LIVING TAHE DISASTER LIFE

I WILL DRINK COFFEE WITH ENERGY DRINKS

 

giant™ pan

coffee is good, and so is energy drinks

therefore theyre both good so ur input is invalid, chrissy

it is a good idea

its two to one

 

sweet™ aro-ace

I refuse to acknowledge your stupidity.

Michael, help me out.

 

done™ gay

i, for one, think it is a bad idea

unless if you have a death wish

do u have a death wish jere?

 

desperate™ gay

yes i do

in conclusion u indirectly told me it is okay to drink coffee with energy drinks

it’s three to one

am sorry don’t make rules

 

lost™ demi

i-

wow

 

cool™ bi

Jeremy Heere what the fuck.

 

done™ gay

jere.

jere u sure are pretty dumb

 

desperate™ bi

thank u uwu

 

disaster™ bi

bitch he literally just called you dumb

 

desperate™ bi

he said I was pretty

 

done™ gay

dumb

pretty dumb

 

desperate™ bi

i know

but i have carefully edited the functions of my brain so that the information it receives are only those i want to have

 

awesome™ aro-ace

what the fuck, jeremy

 

done™ gay

jere

jere that’s not how u use ur brain

 

cool™ bi

did you hit your head when you were birthed or something?

 

desperate™ bi

i can distinctively remember thinking i have powers that can make me walk through doors

it was blurry after that but in the end i got my head wrapped with bandages.

don’t know what that means, ofc.

 

awesome™ aro-ace

it means you hit your head, jeremy

 

desperate™ bi

lies and slander

i had powers that made me walk through walls

 

done™ gay

jeremy

sweetheart

it pains me to say this but

your powers are fucking nonexistent

u hit your head on a wall

 

desperate™ bi

i find your words offensive, micah

however

since u have called me sweetheart, i will forgive u

ur lucky i’m a forgiving person, micah

 

disaster™ bi

hwat teh fcuk jeremy

 

giant™ pan

brb cryinh

 

cool™ bi

hello id like to have someone end my suffering

 

lost™ demi

don’t we all

 

awesome™ aro-ace

i have mixed emotions right now

 

disaster™ bi

i fcukin headcanon that the desperate and dumb jeremy that we know here is totally different from the jeremy irl

 

sweet™ aro-ace

Oh my gosh, yes! It’s totally different from the Jeremy that I know in real life!

Since, you know, we’re childhood friends.

 

done™ gay

ur lucky, chrissy

at least u kno how he looks

is he good looking?

 

desperate™ bi

yes

 

sweet™ aro-ace

I don’t know.

 

desperate™ bi

why do u wanna know, micah?

omg ur into me uwu

 

done™ gay

waht het fkcu

 

cool™ bi

can u all hear me sob in embarrassment for jeremy’s sake

 

lost™ demi

i can’t

i was too busy sobbing at his sake too

in the meantime, let us all collectively be disappointed with online-jeremy’s embarrassing advances.

 

cool™ bi

sounds fun.

 

giant™ pan

is no one STILL going to acknowledge the fact that michael suffers in summer???

 

 

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Heere We Are


giant™ pan
is michael still suffering?

 

done™ gay
i dunno
ask me something so im sure

 

disaster™ bi
do u wanna burn ur school down

 

done™ gay
fuck yeah i do

conclusion: still suffering

 

giant™ pan
cool

 

sweet™ aro-ace
So, did you all eat regularly today?
Especially you, Rich.

 

done™ gay
define regularly

 

lost™ demi
not you too michael

 

disaster™ bi
define eat

 

desperate™ bi
i want micah's d tho

 

cool™ bi
jeremy fuck the shut up

 

done™ gay
but yeah, i ate

r e g u l a r l y

 

awesome™ aro-ace
eating ice does not count as eating lol

 

done™ gay
oh

oh well

 

awesome™ aro-ace
wait its true?

what the fcuk michael? waht teh fkcu???

 

lost™ demi
c o n c e r n

 

done™ gay
pls leave me and my ice alone

i lov my ice

theyre like food and drink all rolled into one

 

desperate™ bi
i wish i was michaels ice

 

sweet™ aro-ace
I'm concerned.

Why do you neglect self-care???

 

giant™ pan
i wouldnt call it neglecting...

just.... procrastinating from doing it

 

cool™ bi
i mean

same

 

sweet™ aro-ace
I am very concerned.

 

disaster™ bi
*redirects topic*

 

desperate™ bi
what the fuck richard?

 

done™ gay
a vine reference

nice

 

desperate™ bi
omg thank

 

disaster™ bi
yo if we continue the self-care topic chrissy will find a way to find us and force feed us

 

awesome™ aro-ace
well

that's true

 

lost™ demi
i want to maintain my ice cream diet so thank rich

 

cool™ bi
concern

 

done™ gay
nonheteros

tell how u came out of ur nonheteroness to ur real life peers

this is our topic of the day

 

giant™ pan
ok but why tho

 

done™ gay
bc nonhetero

 

giant™ pan
o shit u rite, fuk

 

disaster™ bi
michael

as the honorary gay, u go first

 

cool™ bi
were all honorary nonheteros here

 

done™ gay
it makes me feel special, chloe

so yall know i have two moms right

 

giant™ pan
wait

ur allowed to have more than one mom?

 

done™ gay
???? yeah????

so anywe, my two moms already love me regardless of my sexuality so coming out to them wasnt necessary

i think it was last year, i came out to my group of friends

 

desperate™ bi
is it weird to feel surprised but proud michael has friends irl?

 

lost™ demi
i,,, know,,,,,

 

done™ gay
am ignoring that

so like,,, this group of friends were with me while making a proj in our house when one of the bois start rambling about this one girl

with,,,,

uh....

 

awesome™ aro-ace
spill???

we won't bite????

 

done™ gay
this girl with,,,,

big assets

 

sweet™ aro-ace
Please elaborate?

 

done™ gay
uhhh u guys kno wht i mean

 

lost™ demi
oh

 

desperate™ bi
ah, yh, i get it

 

disaster™ bi
yeah, got it

 

cool™ bi
understood

 

awesome™ aro-ace
ah..... yeah, got it

 

sweet™ aro-ace
I don't understand?

 

giant™ pan
hnnnnn .... boob?

 

sweet™ aro-ace
Oh.

Continue.

 

done™ gay
thank

boi rambling, right? anywe, his buddy elbows him and says its disrespectful bc my moms, and weve got like,,, three girls with us

so the ramble dood realized and apologized to us, then i shrugged n like,

i dunno how to feel about that ramble man, i mean, i respect girls and it kind of was inappropriate but like,,, im gay?

then they look at me v surprised when ramble boi cheers and says he finally can talk abt boys hes been crushing on and then we all laugh and talk about nonhetero stuff

rich ur turn

 

disaster™ bi
damn oke

i went to my dad while he was cussin and went all like, dad im bi, i dont deserve this bs

n he was like i dont goddamn care if ur bi or fucking furry

just go to ur room and fuck off

life is good

 

giant™ pan
wait ur a furry

 

disaster™ bi
wtf no

 

sweet™ aro-ace
Jeremy is a furry.

 

desperate™ bi
am not

 

lost™ demi
sksj is jeremy really a furry ???

 

desperate™ bi
no i am nOT

michAEl sAVe mE

 

done™ gay
so what ur saying is that online-jeremy claims to be a nonfurry individual

and that real life jere is a furry

 

sweet™ aro-ace
Yup!

 

desperate™ bi
traitors all of u

 

disaster™ bi
omg i feel like i don't even kno him anymore

tell us more of this real life jeremy

 

desperate™ bi
no pls let me live

 

cool™ bi
is it calling out jeremy heere time

 

done™ gay
oh yeah

 

awesome™ aro-ace
am here for this shit

i have a question

 

sweet™ aro-ace
Go ahead!

 

awesome™ aro-ace
is it true jeremy jacks off to michael's pics in instagram

 

desperate™ bi
hskaka no i dont

 

giant™ pan
d o u b t

 

desperate™ bi
shut up

u have a crush on r

 

lost™ demi

whos r

 

giant™ pan
*offended gasp*

furry

 

disaster™ bi
cat fight!!!!!

 

desperate™ bi
u take that back!!!!

 

 

Cha nges have been made.

 

 

furry™ bi
at least im not hopelessly crushing on someone i met on the internet!!!!

 

 

giant™ pan
u talking to urself jere?

 

 

awesome™ aro-ace
sjsks this is so fucking petty

 

 

Changes have been made.

 

 

hopeless™ pan
first of all

fuck???? you???

bitch

 

 

furry™ bi
blocked

 

 

hopeless™ pan
wait unblock me i have something to tell u

 

 

furry™ bi
unblocked

 

 

hopeless™ pan
bitch

 

done™ gay
brb laughinh

 


disaster™ bi
wait whos r

 

cool™ bi
Rich.

 

disaster™ bi
hwat

 

cool™ bi
skskdk nvmnd