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Aspro @00FU

do you no what would be fucking fantastic? if the ninja had twitter.

 

Ninja News @NinjaNews

I know I'm a news account but @00FU same!

 

single pringle @darknessuwu

lmao if they did do you think the ninja would be gay and memey or would they be all PRy and a boring bunch

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

i have been summoned

 

let's get this @bread

holy shit @greenbincha are you the green ninja??

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

yes now who summoned me

 

Yeehaw @farmerlesbian

idk??? @darknessuwu @00FU was it one of u???

 

single pringle @darknessuwu

i don't think so??

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

who spoketh my summoning words i need to know

 

Ninja News @NinjaNews

@greenbincha What did you hear?

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

i heard “the ninja” “memes” and “gay” in the same sentence

 

single pringle @darknessuwu

ok first, ASFJYTHJH, second how did you hear that??

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

well tbh i was looking for memes when i saw this

 

Ninja News @NinjaNews

This just in, the Green Ninja likes memes?

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

excuse you we all like memes

 

Aspro @00FU

this is the best timeline

 


 

 

who are you? @fiddlestickspadunk

heyyy um,,,, @greenbincha why ‘plz dont steal me’????

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

well @fiddlestickspadunk you see, i get kidnaped a LOT so i wanted to inform peeps to not do that

 

who are you? @fiddlestickspadunk

omg r u ok????

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

honestly no (jk lmao im fine)

 

lapis @lazuli

omg @fiddlesitchspadunk the green ninja just replied to you how fo you feel???

 

who are you? @fiddlestickspadunk

i feel #blessed

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

why?? im not a blessing???

 

who are you? @fiddlestickpadunk

um your the fucking green ninja?!? everyone loves you??

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

sounds fake but ok

 

no one questions the @grapes

what do you mean??? we love you!!

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

are you SURE about that?

 

imma @bish

yes!!!! we love you green ninja!!!! we love you with the force of a thousand suns!!!!

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

i doubt that

 

the good kush @thisisthedollarstore

why?? ACCEPT OUR LOVE OR SUFFER OUR WRATH! AND BY WRATH I MEAN LOVE!

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

o,,ok,,,,?

 

Apsro @00FU

no!!! we love you!!! you are our grean been!!

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

wow,,, u guys are being so nice to me?? and i just want to say i like you guys a lot more than my bullies

 

single pringle @darknessuwu

your What.

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

oh shit um uhhhh

 

single pringle @darknessuwu

You Have Bullies. Who Are They. Tell Me So I Can Kill Them.

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

whoops it appears i have become jared, 19

 

let's get this @bread

NO! u cannot escape our love!! get back here so we can kill them!!

 

number one hit @fearleader

tell us who they are so we can kill them!

 

plz dont steal me @greenbincha

hahah how about NOPE

 

HawYee @lesbianfarmer

you cannot escape our love

 

we will find you green ninja

 

and we will love you