All Hell is laughing their ass off...
Specifically, they’re laughing at Heaven (not at God ‘cause they don’t mess with Him), maybe at Michael (who is in The Cage, how can they forget that?). Even at Azazel because his plan backfired spectacularly and because he made a mistake.
Who would have thought that the wrong Winchester ended up ruling hell?
When Dean Winchester said yes to Alastair, nobody blinked an eye because that was the plan.
The First Seal was broken. The Apocalypse on earth. Lucifer Rising.
The thing was... nobody expects him to be so good in torturing souls.
Even Alastair was surprised.
And when he began to enjoy it, some of them knew something was coming (and Lucifer wasn’t that something).
Then angels came for that soul, raising him for perdition. Because apparently, Dean Winchester was Michael’s vessel. THE Archangel.
So the torture thing made sense.
Everyone knew the legends of the General of Heaven. Worst than a Demon (because he believes his actions are Holy).
Then Lucifer was out and Dean didn’t say Yes to Michael. And the Apocalypse never happen because of those Winchester.
The thing was, Dean was the only brother alive after that.
Nobody cared what Crowley was doing.
Then they saw Castiel in Hell. The Castiel. The angel who took Dean. The angel who betrayed Heaven for Dean.
The angel that in the end became God.
For Love they said. For Dean, everyone knew.
Dean who was Michael’s vessel and that the last time someone did something against God for Love, Michael send Lucifer to The Cage.
So nobody was surprised when Castiel died and some voices just said Dean Winchester was there.
The rumors said Dean Winchester died.
That was impossible because The Chamber was empty.
Because the angels would have bragged that they had finally a Winchester. The same Winchester that ruined Heaven’s plans.
When they listened about Dean again they said Purgatory.
Poor bastards that died twice by the hand of the Winchester.
Abaddon was there for some reason.
Hell was changing because apparently everyone who can make them piss their pants can become the Ruler.
(If that was the case, the Winchesters were the Kings long ago).
Nobody said anything because it was a problem between Crowley and her.
But like always, the Winchesters got in between of Hell’s problems.
Then they heard.
They heard about how they were looking for the Blade.
And holy shit. The Blade. The Blade of the first Father of Murder.
Everyone for some reason knew that the Winchesters would find it. They had that kind of luck, the bastards.
Then some of them died, in a place where they said was of the Father of Murder.
The last thing that they said was… Dean Winchester was there.
Weeks later they knew that Dean Winchester survived the encounter, lucky bastard.
Then they heard how Abaddon was fucking dead at the hands of Dean Winchester… And surprise, with The Blade.
Again, Hell was moving because they knew something was coming.
They tried to not mess with Heaven’s things. Not like the Winchesters who got between a Holy Civil War.
Then they heard how Dean Winchester died,
again. But this time nobody was expecting the Winchester appear in Hell.
They thought that maybe because The Gates of Heaven were closed, the Winchester would have stayed on the earth.
But no, the Winchester appear in Hell, as he belongs there.
Then his eyes change and it was panic down there.
Dean Winchester was a Demon.
Dean Winchester was a Knight of Hell.
The Knight of Hell.
Who had the Mark of Cain. Who had the Blade.
Who wants the throne because he can kill every one of them down there just because.
So all Hell is laughing because... the Winchester who had the angels in his shoulders…? Who was the vessel of THE archangel…?
Made angels fall
like Lucifer did after said No to God’s plan like Lucifer did is now sitting there in the throne like the Boy King Azazel always wanted but failed to accomplish…
Long Live The King