Mattsquito: WHAT IS UP FELLOW FURRY HOES
SassyBinch: i’ll smack u so hard that pink synthetic wig will go down the block
ambuLANCE: pidge i will disown you
[SassyBinch sent an image]
KazooKid: i’m calling the cops
Mattsquito: hello??? 911 ??
ambuLANCE: yes hello
ambuLANCE: what the fuck do you want
ambuLANCE: state your emergency or i’m hanging up
ambuLANCE: do you have an emergency or can i hang up
SassyBinch: why is this a furry rp gtfo
ambuLANCE: what no i wasn’t doing a furry rp you soggy noodle
Mattsquito: toasted grilled burnt to a crisp
[HoneyNutShirios is online]
[InterGAYlactic is online]
[QueenOfAllQueens is online]
[CoranicMechanic is online]
[PurpleCrayon is online]
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HoneyNutShirios: hEY GANG
ambuLANCE: que mierda
Mattsquito: EVERYONE QUICK describe yourself using a text face
Mattsquito: ᕦ( ͠°◞ °)ᕥ
HoneyNutShirios: ┬──┬ ︵(╯。□。）╯
She’sAKillerQueen: (-＿- ✿)ノ
Acxa: ♪☆＼(^０^＼) ♪(／^-^)／☆♪ (I like music)
InterGAYlactic: ┬┴┬┴┤凸( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴
ambuLANCE: omg keef
InterGAYlactic: lancey lance
[ambuLANCE added KazooKid , SassyBinch , HoneyNutShirios , She’sAKillerQueen to Keith♡♡♡]
HoneyNutShirios: oh no now i have to deal with two of you
ambuLANCE: hhhhhhh i’m so in love
KazooKid: just, talk to him!
ambuLANCE: i can’t! he’s just so,, and i’m just,,,,, fuck
ambuLANCE: ughh i’m doomed
SassyBinch: try flirting with him
ambuLANCE: believe me, i’ve tried
ambuLANCE: everytime i get bold enough to do it, then i chicken out once i see him
ambuLANCE: he’s just so adorable, brave, strategic, and even though he’s moody and seems hateful he’s actually really sweet and pure
ambuLANCE: whenever he smiles, i feel like i could vault over jupiter
SassyBinch: aw that’s actually really sweet
SassyBinch: keith: [exists] you: I WOULD DIE FOR YOU
ambuLANCE: OK BUT THAT’S SO TRUE IT’S SCARY
KazooKid: oh no i just realized how much your feelings must have been hurt during that space game show thingy
HoneyNutShirios: oh yeah, you guys don’t really talk about that. what happened?
SassyBinch: so basically we appeared in some sort of family feud game show hosted by some guy named bob and he forced us to do it. keith did some sort of pictation thingy and
ambuLANCE: i’m gonna interrupt and just say that bob put keith’s bangs up into a ponytail and a pacifier in his mouth and i fuckin died he was so cute
SassyBinch: and suddenly zarkon, lotor, and some other dude were resurrected just for the game show, also haggar was there too. it was such a dysfunctional family
SassyBinch: zarkon chose lance to do some sort of memory game where he had to remember the names of 5 random aliens we met on our entire space journey since day 1, and lance only got the last one right, who was bi boh bii
SassyBinch: then bi boh bii appeared and gave lance clues when he did a guessing game, which was in bi boh bii’s language and he was CRUSHING it, except the last one. then lance was thrown into a tank of bubbling acid
HoneyNutShirios: oh jeez
SassyBinch: then i had to do a little mini golf thing in order to save lance, but i hit the ball just right for it to bounce everywhere so i could jump on bob and demand that he let us go. but apparently i won the mini game by doing that and lance was poofed back to those game show podiums
SassyBinch: then finally, we had to choose one person on the team to leave the game show and the rest of us would stay there for all eternity, and everyone said something cheesy about who they chose. no one chose themselves, which is how we all got out. i, for obvious reasons, chose hunk, hunk chose allura, allura chose me, and guess who chose each other
HoneyNutShirios: lance and keith?
KazooKid: yes, or in other words klance
SassyBinch: but the thing is, keith bullshitted his way through it and didn’t even give a good explanation as to why he chose lance
KazooKid: lance said “i chose keith. he’s our leader, plus he’s half galra, so i think he’s, like, the future” and keith said “i just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with lance”
ambuLANCE: i’m still upset by it
HoneyNutShirios: wow look at that it’s lecture time
ambuLANCE: NO NONO WAIT don’t do that
ambuLANCE: then he’s gonna think i’m just selfish and trying to guilt trip him into saying something nice about me
HoneyNutShirios: i highly doubt that
ambuLANCE: please shiro?
HoneyNutShirios: alright, but you two will have to talk about this at some point
ambuLANCE: i know, i just
ambuLANCE: i don’t want him to feel pressured or anything, and he likes to keep these kind of things private with no one else up in his/our business
She’sAKillerQueen: Wait so, Lance is in love with Keith?
KazooKid: that was established
ambuLANCE: wHaT dO i Do
She’sAKillerQueen: Just talk to him, Lance. Nothing too professional or personal, just… talk. Make him laugh, open up to him about something to subtly let him know that you trust him. But don’t force anything, the most important part is letting the conversation come into its own.
SassyBinch: i never knew you were such a romantic, allura
She’sAKillerQueen: Yes, well, it’s a talent.
She’sAKillerQueen: Oh! Coran asked me to tell you four that we’re almost at our next stop. He already let the others know. Lance, you can talk to Keith there!
ambuLANCE: alright, wish me luck
HoneyNutShirios: you’ll be fine
KazooKid: you’ll do great, bro!
SassyBinch: yeah sure
[ambuLANCE is offline]
SassyBinch: he won’t need luck
KazooKid: keith too?
InterGAYlactic > HoneyNutShirios
InterGAYlactic: WHERE’S LANCE
HoneyNutShirios: calm down i was just talking to him
InterGAYlactic: is he okay?
HoneyNutShirios: yep, he was just worrying about something, but it’s all good now
InterGAYlactic: about what??
HoneyNutShirios: that's completely confidential, but he's fine so you don't need to worry
InterGAYlactic: ,,,,,,,,,,,, ok,,,
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Mattsquito: oh i almost forgot
[Mattsquito added Shay to Ungrateful Ants]
[ambuLANCE is online]
KazooKid: !! :O
Shay: hello all! matt showed me the group chat, so i know about it and who is who already
KazooKid: shay!!! :D
Shay: :D hunk!!
ambuLANCE: :\ lance¡
Aardvark: are you ok
ambuLANCE: hahahahahahhahahahahhaha no
AcxauallyILikeGirls: why not
ambuLANCE: haaaaa anxiety
KazooKid: what's got you down bud?
ambuLANCE: oh :) you know :) just,, ranting to myself about not being good enough :)) for You Know Who :))))))
KazooKid: i say vol, and you say tron!
KazooKid: yeah you're definitely out of it
InterGAYlactic: alright [whips out a giant roll of paper filled with names] who do i gotta put on my hit list
ambuLANCE: put me down bls
InterGAYlactic: wait no i take it back
HoneyNutShirios: no death for you
She'sAKillerQueen: Oh I see who you're talking about...
ambuLANCE: hhhhn i just
ambuLANCE: :) i'm a mess :)))
Mattsquito: I'M A LOSER
ambuLANCE: I'M A HATER I'M A USER
Mattsquito: I'M A MESS FOR YOUR LOVE IT AIN'T NEW
ambuLANCE: I'M OBSESSED I'M EMBARRASSED
Mattsquito: I DON'T TRUST NO ONE AROUND US
ambuLANCE: I'M A MESS FOR YOUR LOVE IT AIN'T NEW
HoneyNutShirios: -_- i don't know why i didn't expect anything different from you two
Aardvark: i have raised you well, matt
Aardvark: mattyb raps
Aardvark: yoga mat
Mattsquito: bitch i'm older than you, i let you inherit my knowledge
InterGAYlactic: what the fuck is even going on
Aardvark: i wasn't done asshole
Aardvark: ,, crystal math
Mattsquito: [bows excessively] yes thank you, thank you
Aardvark: besides, i took your intellect as well as enhancing mine to surpass your own, i took all the credit for it, i'm not a meme AND i evolved into a whole-ass pidgeot while you're still an unevolved wooper
KazooKid: oy vey
ambuLANCE: but seriously, i'm a mess for this person and in general and bsbhjajsbdbsja
ambuLANCE: i'm gonna fuckign,,,,,
ambuLANCE: he's got perfectly clear skin, his eyes are such a beautifully deep purple that seem to withhold galaxies inside them, he can actually pull off a mullet really well and it looks so soft and i just wanna run my fingers through it, and that scar??? hO BOy it's so fucking hOT I JUST???????
ambuLANCE: MMMMMMMMMMM HOT DAMN I WANT HIM
Aardvark: did i fucking stutter
HoneyNutShirios: this is honestly pretty cute
HoneyNutShirios: lance i give you my blessing
ambuLANCE: skjdhsjsjfjfd thanks shkshdhs
KazooKid: we're landing in a few seconds, go get your man!!
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