[SassyBinch is online]
[SassyBinch renamed Voltron Squad to Ungrateful Ants]
[NinjaJediHitchhiker is online]
NinjaJediHitchhiker: hey, the chat’s up and running again!
[ambuLANCE is online]
[100%CinnamonRoll is online]
[SassyBinch is online]
[HoneyNutShirios is online]
[LostChild is online]
[QueenOfAllQueens is online]
[#1Gay is online]
[CoranicMechanic is online]
[PurpleCrayon is online]
SassyBinch: thou art righteth, dearest brother
SassyBinch: i killed the chat a few days ago so i could fiddle around and add some features
ambuLANCE: oooooooo what’d you add
SassyBinch: screenshots, we can edit the designs/backgrounds of specific chats, video chats, profile pics, sending pics/videos, y’know, the basics
ambuLANCE: owo owo
100%CinnamonRoll: matt you didn’t just do that
ambuLANCE: uh oh not again
100%CinnamonRoll: you have committed a sin too great to be wiped clean. you have carelessly insulted the entity of every mcclain in existence. most importantly, you have punctured the abilities of none other than leandro charles mcclain in order to cover up your own flexible range.
#1Gay: i don’t know what’s going on but i'm scared
NinjaJediHitchhiker: wait what did i even do wrong
100%CinnamonRoll: i would tell you but then i would be committing the same sin
100%CinnamonRoll: leandro charles mcclain would you please demonstrate for the class
100%CinnamonRoll: thank you. only the mcclains have the right to do that
ambuLANCE: but hunk, you're an honorary mcclain, so you do too
HoneyNutShirios: so your real name isn’t actually lance?
ambuLANCE: nope! it’s actually leandro, lance is just a nickname
SassyBinch: keith how’s it going over there
#1Gay: i- he- what-
100%CinnamonRoll: that’s how you know you’re too gay for your own good
SassyBinch: he has reached new levels
[HoneyNutShirios changed #1Gay ’s name to TooGay]
[ambuLANCE changed TooGay ’s name to TooGayForLance]
SassyBinch: keith you might wanna restate that
TooGayForLance: wait no-8if7wydtet2h1h
HoneyNutShirios: uh oh spaghettios
TooGayForLance: fheuahvfdhfs nb2uy712ehdb bzkosmo just teleported over here with lance and i panicked
ambuLANCE: i fell on him
TooGayForLance: no you practically tackled me
ambuLANCE: i tackled him
SassyBinch: kinky,, lenny face
NinjaJediHitchhiker: you just typed out “lenny face”
SassyBinch: y’all i’m too lazy
TooGayForLance: n O piD g E
ambuLANCE: NO i didn’t even realize that kosmo was gonna dump me on top of this edgelord
ambuLANCE: he was probably gonna teleport to keith i doubt that he meant to drag me along
ambuLANCE: alrighty i'm back in red
ambuLANCE: oKAy who wants to play truth or dare?
PurpleCrayon: Sure, Keith's father taught me how
100%CinnamonRoll: of course!
HoneyNutShirios: why not? it's a good opportunity to get closer as a team as well as friends
NinjaJediHitchhiker: aw yee
QueenOfAllQueens: Truth or Dare is a very popular universal game, of course I'll play!
LostChild: Me too
TooGayForLance: i don't know…
TooGayForLance: don't do it
CoranicMechanic: OOH! I’ll go first!!
CoranicMechanic: Shiro!! Truth or Dare?
CoranicMechanic: What’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
TooGayForLance: of course
HoneyNutShirios: pidge, truth or dare
HoneyNutShirios: i dare you to insult science
SassyBinch: yo i have the inability to do that
HoneyNutShirios: alright then, i dare you to insult someone using science
SassyBinch: hey lance, are you composed of barium, silicon, carbon, bismuth, technetium and hydrogen?
SassyBinch: cause you’re a Ba Si C Bi Tc H
SassyBinch: keith t or d
TooGayForLance: truth bitch
SassyBinch: do you have a crush on anyone?
TooGayForLance: ………….. yes
TooGayForLance: and for the record, you already knew that so fuck you
[TooGayForLance changed their name to InterGAYlactic]
ambuLANCE: keith… did you just…….
InterGAYlactic: make a pun? yeah
100%CinnamonRoll: HAHAH i get it! it’s because you’re half galra and gay! o man that’s great
ambuLANCE > 100%CinnamonRoll
ambuLANCE: hEs sO aDOraBlE aaaAAAAaaaaAAaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAA
InterGAYlactic: ok uhh hunk truth or dare
100%CinnamonRoll: uh oh.. truth??
HoneyNutShirios: don’t worry hunk, it’s physically impossible for anyone to harm you in any way
HoneyNutShirios: you only have to be afraid of pidge
NinjaJediHitchhiker: pidge is a fuccin rat who lives in the vents
InterGAYlactic: oh god
InterGAYlactic: anyway hunk, what’s your biggest pet peeve
InterGAYlactic: i wanna know so i don’t mess up in some way and get on hunk’s bad side
ambuLANCE: oH no
100%CinnamonRoll: my biggest pet peeve is when SOMEONE pours my favorite cereal down the drain
ambuLANCE: wow would you look at the time!!! gotta go!!
100%CinnamonRoll: i will NEVER forget that lance!! you know how much i loved those fruit loops!!
ambuLANCE: well soRRY that i reacted in such a way when you THREW MY SKETCHBOOK OUT THE WINDOW
100%CinnamonRoll: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
QueenOfAllQueens: Paladins! Please calm down!
ambuLANCE: OH SURE IT WAS AN “ACCIDENT”
100%CinnamonRoll: IT WAS!! I TRIPPED AND IT FLEW OUT OF MY HAND!!!!
SassyBinch: guys please
ambuLANCE: OH PLEASE, YOU’RE MORE GRACEFUL THAN I AM!! YOU ARE LIKE THE DEFINITION OF UNTRIPPABLE
InterGAYlactic: it’s really unnatural to see you guys fight, i don’t like this
100%CinnamonRoll: THANK YOU, BUT I DON’T THINK THAT ‘UNTRIPPABLE’ IS A WORD
CoranicMechanic: this is extremely unsettling
SassyBinch: guys!! you’re scaring the baby!
PurpleCrayon: What baby? There is no baby with us?
CoranicMechanic: but Shiro isn’t-
HoneyNutShirios: i'm fragile, okay??
ambuLANCE: fine… i’m sorry hunk
100%CinnamonRoll: i’m sorry too buddy
100%CinnamonRoll: it means ‘best bros that will never ever leave each other in the roughest of times and will support each other no matter what stupid bs comes our way’
InterGAYlactic: do i even want to know
ambuLANCE: it’s our bro slogan
100%CinnamonRoll: krolia t or d
100%CinnamonRoll: i heard somewhere that keith wasn’t originally going to be “keith”. what were you going to name him before you changed your mind?
PurpleCrayon: Well, Keith’s father changed my mind and we decided on Keith Akira Kogane, but I wanted his name to be Yorak
HoneyNutShirios: i think i’m dying again
ambuLANCE: iM cRyIng
LostChild: Don’t cry??
SassyBinch: hOlY sHiT tHaT’s FuCkIn HiLaRiOuS
CoranicMechanic: I don’t see what’s so funny about this.
QueenOfAllQueens: Well I think it’s a lovely name.
PurpleCrayon: Thank you princess. But I think that Keith’s father had the better idea.
PurpleCrayon: Alright, Lance truth or dare?
PurpleCrayon: Change the usernames of 4 people
[ambuLANCE changed LostChild ’s name to ButterflyElf]
[ambuLANCE changed QueenOfAllQueens ‘s name to She’sAKillerQueen]
[ambuLANCE changed NinjaJediHitchhiker ’s name to Mattsquito]
[ambuLANCE changed 100%CinnamonRoll ’s name to KazooKid]
InterGAYlactic: what the actual??
SassyBinch: matt is a literal mosquito tho, gold star on that one lance
ambuLANCE: thank you ^^
Mattsquito: shut the fuck up you aardvark
SassyBinch: i thought i was a rat
Mattsquito: same difference
SassyBinch: no not really
She’sAKillerQueen: I don’t kill! At least, only for war purposes.
ambuLANCE: chill it’s just a lyric from an earth song
She’sAKillerQueen: Oh. Nevermind then.
HoneyNutShirios: ok but why is hunk’s name from a very old kids show?
ambuLANCE: have i got a SToRy FOr yOU
SassyBinch: ( ^ is that a veggie tales reference i see?)
ambuLANCE: (why yes dear sweet pidgeon)
KazooKid: time to meet a side of me that you’ve never known
ambuLANCE: hunk and I have been friends since before the garrison, right? this took place at my house. so one morning i woke up, and before long i heard a loud noise outside
ambuLANCE: at first i ignored it, but then it got LOUDER. so i looked outside and there i see hunk facing my bedroom window
ambuLANCE: playing a handful of kazoos at once
ambuLANCE: into a megaphone
ambuLANCE: i don’t remember what i yelled to him from the window, but hunk replied “kazoos for days” before speeding away on a tiny scooter
Mattsquito: ew stop
[SassyBinch changed their name to Aardvark]
Aardvark: never, peasant
InterGAYlactic: why do I feel like that’s something shiro would do?
KazooKid: idk man but it’s seems uncharacteristic of him
InterGAYlactic: not unless you’ve known him since you were like, 12
She’sAKillerQueen: I keep forgetting that you and Shiro have known each other for longer than everyone else has.
ambuLANCE: matt my dude t or d
ambuLANCE: yeet ok
ambuLANCE: uhh do an imitation of everyone in the group chat, as well as zarkon, haggar, lotor, axca, and shay
Mattsquito: shiro- "i'm takashi shirogane and i have big-ass muscles, and all my advice comes directly from naruto"
Mattsquito: allura- "my name is allura and i was born into the royal british family even though i'm from a different planet. but i'm not stuck up and i love everyone the same, except for my ex and his family. they can go die"
Mattsquito: keith- "i'm keith and i'm emo af. i have abandonment issues and i like sword fights. CRYPTIDS"
Mattsquito: lance- "hey there demons, it's me, ya boy. i like girls and i'm the super hot sharpshooter. but i also hate myself on the inside and i'll let that self-hatred fester silently and destroy my very mental/emotional being, but I'll never tell anybody"
InterGAYlactic: aw lance ):
ambuLANCE: chjddjkwyu no
Mattsquito: hunk- "hello, i'm hunk. i'm a gift from God himself, or maybe i am God. i love to cook and i make people feel loved and happy"
Mattsquito: pidge- "it's me, pidge. i'm like, 11 and i won't hit puberty for the next 24 years. i'm robotsexual, lesbian for the loch ness monster, and i'll kick your ass to the next universe even though i'm just a toddler"
Mattsquito: coran- "wassup i'm the altean nigel thornberry and i'm the friendly supportive uncle of this space family"
Mattsquito: krolia- "i'm keith's badass galra mom and i love my baby boy"
Mattsquito: romelle- "i'm romelle, and i'm energetic with a lot of questions. i am innocent, pure, but i can be scary depending on the situation"
Mattsquito: zarkon- "it is i, your emperor, who commanded the furry race and enslaved more than a third of existence. i've ruled the furry empire for over 10000 decaphoebs and was defeated by 4 children and their dad in only 2 years."
Mattsquito: haggar- "i'm a witch, i can turn you into a frog. i became an evil zombie with alzheimer's after i had sex with interdimensional, corrupted quintessential being"
Mattsquito: lotor- "i'm a weasel and i'm sly as fuck. i'm a dramatic, whiny bitch with daddy issues. i only drink respect women juice, and all i've ever wanted was a ballerina barbie"
KazooKid: this is too true
Aardvark: i'm lIVING
Mattsquito: axca- "i thought i was part of the mean girls club, but nah. i suddenly wanted to join the coalition for the dude with the flippity mullet hair and scar"
Mattsquito: shay- "hello! i'm shay and i'm really calm and gentle. i may or may not have feelings for hunk."
ambuLANCE: [wink wink nudge nudge]
CoranicMechanic: I don't know what many of your earth terms mean but it all seems terrifyingly accurate based on the content.
ambuLANCE: axca has a crush on keith?!???!
PurpleCrayon: Well yes, haven't you noticed?
InterGAYlactic: ew no thanks
ButterflyElf: Keith, aren't you dating Axca?
InterGAYlactic: eW NO
InterGAYlactic: GIRLS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN
QueenOfAllQueens: exCUSE ME
InterGAYlactic: except allura, romelle, my mom, pidge, and i guess axca
QueenOfAllQueens: Thank you.
Mattsquito: OLLORO TTT OR DDD
QueenOfAllQueens: I'm going to assume you meant me.
QueenOfAllQueens: Dare! You don't scare me!
Mattsquito: add axca to the group chat
[QueenOfAllQueens added Acxa to Ungrateful Ants]
Acxa: um....... hello?
PurpleCrayon: Hello there, fellow Galra rebel.
KazooKid: eat your vegetables
Aardvark: tweet tweet motherfucker
HoneyNutShirios: hi axca
CoranicMechanic: Nice to talk with you again!
InterGAYlactic: salutations welcome to hell
Acxa: who are you? what do you want?
Mattsquito: this is the official Voltron chat group
Aardvark: Voltron + matt, romelle, krolia, coran and shiro
Acxa: oh, I see, hi!!
Acxa: is keith here, then?
ButterflyElf: [Looks at the camera like I'm in The Office.]
ambuLANCE: omg did she just
Aardvark: who is responsible
Aardvark: how do you plead
Mattsquito: [mouths] not guilty!
HoneyNutShirios: hot milky
Mattsquito: just lock him up
InterGAYlactic: maybe we should say our names so that axca knows who is who
ambuLANCE: so you're just gonna ignore that shiro showed romelle memes and vines?
InterGAYlactic: i've gotten used to it
InterGAYlactic: anyway i'm keith
CoranicMechanic: Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man!!
Acxa: I see
ambuLANCE > Acxa
ambuLANCE: prepare for interrogation
ambuLANCE: there has been a rumor
ambuLANCE: that you have
ambuLANCE: a crush
ambuLANCE: on keith
ambuLANCE: is it true because square up i will throw down
Acxa: woah woah woah, who thinks that??
ambuLANCE: literally everyone
Acxa: they must be as blind as Shovian Ochamix'
Acxa: giant, blind, winged creatures that live deep in the tunnel system of the planet Drek
ambuLANCE: so.... you don't have feelings for keith?
Acxa: are you kidding? i like girls
Acxa: this is because you love him, right
ambuLANCE: jncdjkfhds what
Acxa: I know jealousy when I see it
ambuLANCE: valid point
ambuLANCE: aight welcome to our gang acxa
Mattsquito: eat ass
ambuLANCE: smoke grass
Mattsquito: sled fast
ambuLANCE: SLED GANG
Mattsquito: SLED GANG
HoneyNutShirios: what am i seeing with my pupils
Aardvark: a masterpiece at it's finest
She'sAKillerQueen: Romelle Truth or Dare?
ButterflyElf: Uhh truth?
She'sAKillerQueen: Is it true that you are somewhat skilled in combative technique?
ButterflyElf: I guess so, but I'm not as good at it as you.
ButterflyElf: You are a very talented fighter, Allura.
InterGAYlactic: did Allura just squeal?
ButterflyElf > KazooKid
ButterflyElf: She's also very attractive and wonderful.
KazooKid: !!!!! :0
Acxa: may I join the game?
CoranicMechanic: Of course!
ButterflyElf: Truth or Dare, Acxa?
Acxa: hmm.... I'll go with Truth.
ButterflyElf: Do you like-like Keith?
Acxa: no, definitely not. I'm what the humans call a lesbian
InterGAYlactic: ohh hELLL YEAH
Acxa: I just looked through the chat history, and I guess we're back at coran now??
Acxa: Truth or Dare?
Acxa: change my user i'm not as creative as you guys
KazooKid: aww you can actually be pretty nice acxa
Acxa: ....were you... being.. sarcastic...?
She'sAKillerQueen: No, Hunk is just a sweet boy.
ambuLANCE: yes indeedy do
KazooKid: cvgdasf thanks
[CoranicMechanic changed Acxa's name to AcxauallyILikeGirls]
InterGAYlactic: LGBTQ+ UNITE
AcxauallyILikeGirls: [high fives you]
Aardvark: [high five]
HoneyNutShirios: [high five]
ambuLANCE: [HIGH FIVE]
ButterflyElf: "[high five]"
InterGAYlactic: [high fives y'all back]
KazooKid: southern keith? is that you?
InterGAYlactic: shut your fucking mouth
HoneyNutShirios: i just yawned goodnight heathens
InterGAYlactic: goodbye old man
[HoneyNutShirios is offline]
PurpleCrayon: I'm tired too
[PurpleCrayon is offline]
[CoranicMechanic is offline]
[She'sAKillerQueen is offline]
[ButterflyElf is offline]
ambuLANCE: now that they're gone
[ambuLANCE added KazooKid , InterGAYlactic , Aardvark , Mattsquito and AcxauallyILikeGirls to OPERATION GET ALLURA AND ROMELLE TOGETHER]
ambuLANCE: we gotta do something about those two
[Aardvark changed OPERATION GET ALLURA AND ROMELLE TOGETHER to OPERATION ROMELLURA™ ]
ambuLANCE: thanks pidge I was already starting to get resent that long-ass name
Aardvark: no problem my guy (⌐■_■)
AcxauallyILikeGirls: are you sure they actually like each other though?
[KazooKid sent (3) photos]
KazooKid: but can we do this later i'm about to fall asleep
ambuLANCE: sknzv dn ako2 283 83BP 83 s1881 uhzhJV Nie882 99 hri91owhbf ge
Aardvark: i'm guessing lance fell asleep on his transponder
InterGAYlactic: big mood
Mattsquito: speaking of transponders, hunk i was able to get shay one of her own
Mattsquito: i'll add her to the main chat once we wake up
KazooKid: yay! ok goodni
AcxauallyILikeGirls: aaaand he's down
[AcxauallyILikeGirls is offline]
Mattsquito: lil sis, knowing you: PIDGE GO TO SLEEP
Aardvark: sleep? idk her
Mattsquito: close your fucking eyes you gremlin
Aardvark: ok fine i'll sleep
Aardvark: fuckign asswipe
[Aardvark is offline]
[Mattsquito is offline]
InterGAYlactic: i was just about to write "is this what it's like to have siblings" but then i remembered that shiro is the same way lmao