Alright sorry guys I’m pretty much new and I used Google docs to make the story hehe. Pls don't be rude about how awful the story will be TwT. But please enjoy.
Pairings: (Dark pit and Rosalina), (Palutena and Robin), (Marth and peach), (WFT and little Mac), (Shulk and Lucina), (Link and Zelda), (Zero suit samus and C. FALCON), and a little bit of (Ike and Robin(f) aka Raven) and maybe (Corrin(m) and Rosalina)
Extra Characters:Daisy, Pikachu, Pit, Corrina (Corrin (f), Toon Link, Villager, Ness, Lucas, cloud, Lucario, Charizard, and lumas
Thank you guys ;-; pls Don't roast me on how bad this will be TwT.
Dark pit's P.O.V
I just woke up yawning. I looked at the white angel on the other bed. I wanted to throw water on Pit to wake him up but since he had a battle right now I just let him sleep so he loses.
I was walking to the battle until I heard a scream saying “IM LATE!!!!” I smirked to myself and kept walking. I then came across the stadium. The battle then started and everyone looked around in confusion. “Where's Pit?” Everyone looked at each other asking the same question. Palutena then looked at me. “What did you do this time Pitoo?” “Don't call me that vomit hair. Plus I didn't DO anything.”
I woke up all calm and peaceful until I looked at the clock. “I'M LATE!!!!” I was supposed to have a battle with Marth. I was running everywhere to find my things. I found my weapon and got out of my pajamas to run all the way to the stadium.
“Good luck Marth”
“Good luck to you to Pit”
We prepared for battle.
We started easy at first until we noticed that both of us haven't gotten K.O yet. Plus everyone who was watching are now bored as hell. I then started to attack faster so he had no way to block then "I finally made a first K.O." After a while of "sword slashing" Marth won. He slashed his sword for a victory pose. “Good game Marth.” “You too Pit.” I then left when I saw Pitoo.
“Pitoo why didn't you wake me up? I was 5 minutes late!” He had a smirk on his face. “Because pit-stain I wanted you to be late.”I got mad at him for that. But I couldn't even react before he left. I went over to talk to Link. Me and Link were best friends. His girlfriend Zelda came and told him to help her with cooking.
I went to me and pitoo's room and I saw him there thinking about something and mumbling to himself. I could only barely notice that he was red since his hand was covered over his face. “Hey Pitoo what's wrong?” “Nothing Pit…” “You don't look well. Are you sure?” I was worried since he didn't hit me or yell at me when I said his nickname that he hates oh so much. “Why are you red Pitoo?” He went under his blankets and covered his face. “what do you mean pit?” He had shaky voice and I was confused when he didn't say Pit-stain.
Dark pit's P.O.V
After the battle Marth won and I was just about to leave until Pit came and asked why I didn't wake him up. I smirked. “Cuz I wanted you to be late Pit-stain.” I was going to get something to eat until I heard someone… floating? I thought it was palutena so I said something I should never had said. “Hey, Nimwit Goddess of Vomit what are you doing?” “Excuse me?” She didn't sound like palutena. She had a soft and calming voice. I looked behind me and there she was. A tall woman who had beautiful blonde hair. It wasn't as long as Nimwit goddess when I saw a weird bright light I looked down.
It was making some noises that sounded like a meowing kitten. I looked back at the woman. “I-I'm sorry I thought you were someone else” I didn't know what to do. “I guess it's alright.” She floated away to where I was heading. “God damn it Dark I just ruined my first impression. … ugh why the hell would I out of anyone care about something like that.” I thought to myself. When I went to the food court I saw her again. I didn't get her name but she was with other princess including Palutena. I went to sit by myself since I didn't like isolating myself with so many people.
Once I finished my food I ran to my room. When I ran I felt all the eyes in the food court stare at me. I didn't care about anything except leaving. I put my hand on my face. My face was warm since I felt embarrassed in front of everyone. I felt something new. My chest hurts I don't know why but it just hurts. Pit walked in the room coming back from wherever he went. “What's wrong Pitoo?” He said my least favorite nickname but I couldn't be mad for some reason since I was feeling something I never felt before so I was to confused and tired to get mad at the White angel. “Nothing Pit.” He kept asking so after that I went under the covers since I didn't want him to keep asking of why I was red or so he said I was.
I kept thinking of the Blonde woman. I couldn't do anything so I fell asleep for a while just to keep things out of my mind for a while.
I was going to the food court until I saw a Dark winged angel much like pit. Everything was Black instead of white though. I was about to pass by until he said something. “Hey Nimwit goddess of vomit. What are you doing?” I stopped and stared at him. “Excuse me..?” I was confused on why he said that. He turned around and looked down at Luma then after a while looked back at me. “S-sorry I thought you were someone else.” I felt offended though he kept staring at me so I said “It's alright I guess…” I didn't know what to say so I just left to sit with the other girls.
Peach looked at me excitedly as usual. “HI ROSIE!!!” “Hello Peach” I started to eat my breakfast until we all started talking about who we like. “Tell me Rosie who do you like?” I didn't know what to say honestly since I don't like anyone. “I don't like anyone.” “That's not true you have to like someone. I mean look at me and little mac I didn't know I actually liked someone until he said he liked me.” WFT said. “I guess I haven't found anyone.” “Don't worry Rosalina you will find the perfect guy one day.” Zelda says it as if she hadn't found her perfect guy but she has already found her “perfect guy”.
I was about to get up and leave since I finished my food. I share a room with the goddess of light Palutena. I was about to go until I heard running and it was the same dark winged angel from before. He had his face covered and he was running to get out of here. I was thinking to myself. “Why is he running?” It was confusing but I never really figured it out. Maybe he was embarrassed, scared, or he just hated being with other people. I don't really know but I didn't bother. I got up and said “guys I'm gonna go to my room.” They nodded and said “Alright, bye Rosie.”
I was walking to me and palutena's room until I saw my pokemon. Lucario and I were good friends. People keep asking, “How are you friends with a pokemon like him?” I keep saying the same thing over and over. “It's because I had known him ever since he was a riolu.” And it's true me and lucario have known each other for a long time. “Hello Lucario.” I saw him looking really bored. “Hello Princess Rosalina.” “Lucario you can just call me Rose or Rosalina no need for the Princess.” “OK Rosalina.” “Where is pikachu?” “He left to go find Dark pit so I'm just here by myself so I'm really bored. The others left to their owners. Puff to peach. Charizard to Corrin. Pikachu to Dark. Mewtwo to no one. And Squirtle and Bulb went to Pokemon trainer.” He looked down while saying it as if he were thinking of something. “Who's Dark?” I asked it because I never really seen him. “Oh Dark pit is Pit's twin.”
“So he is wearing all black?” “Yes technically. He is Pit's Dark twin brother.” I then remember the dark angel I saw that looked like Pit. “It must be him” I thought. “You can go to me and palutena's room to rest if you want.” “OK rosalina. Thank you.”
As we walked to my room I couldn't help but remember the dark angel that had mistaken me for someone else.Me and lucario walked in me and palutena's room. “My lumas are with the other children you may sleep where they usually sleep” “Alright thank you once again Rose.” He went to the medium sized bed and slept there. He seemed tired even though it was Noon or something. I smiled and then walked out of my room to see Corrin right in front of the door.
I walk out and ask Corrin why he is here. “Well uh I'm looking for my sister Corrina. Have you seen her?” I was confused. “I saw her at the food court but I don't know where she went. Sorry Corrin.” “It’s alright I will find her eventually.” “I will help you find her.” “Thank you Rose but you don't have to.” I giggled. “Corrin I WANT to help you.” He smiled. “Alright thank you Rose.”
I saw Rosie and Corrin talking I don't know what they were talking about but they made each other smile so now it's time for Peachy to make these two in love. “Hey Zelda.” “Yes peach?” “I want Corrin and Rosie together!” She gave me a confused face while I was pouting. “Plssssssss” She paused for a long time. “Idk peach. Last time you tried to make Lucina and Cloud for some reason but they ended up hating each other. Now everytime they pass each other they flip each other off.” “This is different though!!! A princess and a prince it's perfect!” She gave a worried face when I said it.
I went to ask the other girls to help me. They slowly said OK. I was so excited. I told them all the plan and they nodded and went to do everything. I went to Rosie. “Hey Rosie wanna go to a Dinner with the girls after your done doing whatever our doing?” “Oh sure peach. I'm just helping Corrin find Corrina.” “Yay! Come at the Diner that's closer to here.” “OK peach” I left after that and I was super excited that when I got to me and Zelda’s room I was jumping everywhere like I had a sugar rush.
A few moments later Zelda walked in and said “We got the dinner booked and we talked to Corrin or well Link did. He said he is coming.” “Oh good!!”
It was time for the dinner so when Rosalina left I knew the plan was gonna work. Palutena is gonna look after them on a different table. Zelda will tell me if anything went wrong. Lucina is with palutena. Link already did his part. I was the most excited out of everyone. “Calm down peach” Palutena said. I watched from a window on everything that was happening.
Ok so I'm flying to the dinner place Link told me to go to. I landed to where I'm supposed to be. And no I was not a dragon I only had my wings. So I landed and sat down at the table. He texted me. “Sorry bro I'm gonna be late”. So I waited and I saw Rose. I was nervous since she was walking towards my table.
She turned her head though and she walked to a different table. Confused I looked there and I saw Lucina and Palutena looking like spies. I don't know what they were talking about but I didn't really care. I waited for Link for so long. Later I got bored and got up to leave. While I was walking out I saw peach looking like one of her ships failed. She's tried shipping so many smashers some succeeded some did not.
“Hey peach.” She looked at me all excited all of a sudden… that scared me since she had a creepy smile on her face. “Hello CORRIN.”... As confused as ever I slowly walked away from her. While I walked away I turned around to see peach following me. I started running. She started running after me like a maniac so I flew high up in the air so she doesn't get me.
“Obviously it's peach” I thought. I thought that because for some reason she was still chasing me but she was running on the ground. “Oh god…” She got tired though so she walked to the mansion.
As I flew I saw my balcony. I landed on the balcony and opened the slide door. Marth was asleep cuz he was lazy. I walked out the door only to see peach. I sighed and said, “Why are you chasing me?” “Because my ship didn't work!” She started to drag me out of the room. I was struggling to get out of her tight grip. I stopped once she took out her pan.
I woke up in a strange room. “She probably knocked me out.” I opened my eyes to see Rosalina here too but she was sitting on the bed while I'm the floor. I was walking to the door to try to open it. “I already tried that Corrin.” “Are you saying that its locked?” She sighed. “Yep” I sat down next to Rose. “Now what?” We then heard someone walking by. “IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!” I yelled. “Yes… why are you asking?” I didn't recognize the voice too well. “We're locked in.” “Sorry peach told me to not let you guys out.” Rosalina then looked at me as if saying Oh no.
After a while it was night. I was tired so I got on the bed and slept.
I was getting tired but Corrin was already there so I didn't bother. After a while I couldn't help but fall asleep so I uh accidentally slept next to Corrin…
“Morning Rose” My eyes fluttered open as I saw Corrin right next to me. “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NEXT TO ME IN BED” I was frightened to see him since I forgot I wasn't in my room anymore. “Oh wait… nevermind now I know why..” It got awkward between me and Corrin as we got up from the bed and sat down. I went to check if the door was still locked. Aaaand it was.
I heard something outside and then I heard lucario. “Rosalina where are you?” “I'm in here with Corrin please open the door it's locked” I heard unlocking then the door opened I saw lucario and hugged him. “Thank you Lucario” “no problem Rosalina.”
“I think I know where Corrina is now.” “Alright Corrin.” “See you guys later” “Bye Corrin” As me and lucario said bye to Corrin I couldn't get his face from when I woke up out of my head. This has to have been peach’s plan.
Dark pit's P.O.V
I was walking around the mansion since I was bored. I had a battle today. I have to battle someone named Rosalina.
At the Fire emblem arena the Lost in thoughts song played. I waited for my opponent to enter.
My eyes were wide to see who it is. My legs wobbled.
“Good luck Dark Pit.”
How does she know my name? “Sure..”
The battle started and I shot a dark arrow at her but missed. I couldn't move for some reason. I didn't want to attack her. I had to move but I couldn't. Am I OK?.. Am I sick? Am I under some kind of spell… i-im not like this. I usually have no hesitation in attacking. She attacked me but I couldn't attack back. I could tell that everyone was confused. What do I do…. At that point… I-I only saw black. And I saw that Rosalina was floating towards me quickly. I felt that I fell back that's when everything… went… black…
Blooperssss or something idk
Dark pit "Waking up from his sleep".
Dark pit: "Alright so what I gotta do?"
Me: "You got to wake up from your sleep and you gotta yawn."
Dark pit: "Ok." Gets up from the bed. Looks around and tries to yawn. "How do I yawn?"
Me: "Oh my gosh. Seriously?"
Dark pit: "Yes seriously..."
Me: "Ok so now you have to look at Pit."
Dark pit: "He's asleep.."
Pit: "Well obviously. I'm right in front of you."
Dark pit: "Yes I know you are I'm not fucking blind."
Me: "... Ok go back to sleep Pit. Be some kind of sleeping beauty(Angel). Ok so now Dark you have to-"
Pit: Gasp "Please don't tell me its something gay."
Dark pit: Leaves and comes back with water and throws the water on Pit's face. "Reality check: Your already gay."
Pit: " I'M NOT GAY!!"
Me: "-Want to.. Throw water on.. Him... Nevermind."
Dark pit: "Hello everyone I'm the new director here. And instead of this shit were gonna do an action movie. Pit is gonna be the damsel in distress and then we bring in this puppy dog here." Points to duck hunt. "And he will fly up there with his duck back pack thing and bring you down so then this ugly long haired lady." Points to Palutena. "Tries to get you back but instead we drop bombs on you (real ones) so she suffers in pain to see you die in explosions and then we get the ugly lady with bombs to. Then we get the creator of this stupid fanfiction and bomb her too."
Palutena: "Oh goodness..."
Me: " NOPE NOPE NOPE! Alright Pit get your ass up and yell 'I'm late'."
Pit: "I'M LATE FOR BREAKFAST!!!" Runs to the Cafeteria.
Dark pit: "There goes the fatass."
Me: " Somehow he's not even fat. He's still a stick but now that you mention it his stomach is growing a little."
Dark pit: "Oh I also found this positive pregnancy test in Pit's side of room and-"
Palutena: "WHAT IN GODDESS' NAME. PIT GET BACK HERE!! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO STAY A VIRGIN!!"
Dark pit: "-And I was just joking so Pit gets his ass beatened. I mean a guy can't even get pregnant... Right? I guess Palutena meant that he had Se-"
Me: "MOVING ON!"
Me: "We shall do the battle now. MARTH! PIT!"
Me: "Next scene is you both fighting."
Pit: "Are there food items?"
Me: "No idea!"
Pit: Attacks Marth.
Pit: Attacks again.
Marth: Counters again.
Me: "Very intense battle.."
Dark pit: "Even Pichu can do better. And that's saying something."
Pichu: Behind Dark pit. 'Pichu Pichu PICHU PICHU!' "PICHUUUUUU!" Shocks Dark pit with a thunder bolt.
Dark pit: "Ow God damn it." Kicks Pichu.
Pichu: Gets back up and shakes its head. "Pichu!!" Headbutts Dark pit.
Dark pit: "IT'S ON RAT!" Grabs Pichu and throws him outside by a nearby window into the Trash can.
Me: "R.I.P in pepperoni Pichu."
Pit: "HACKS I CALL HACKS!"
Marth: "What do you mean?"
Pit: "All your doing is countering my moves and you have 0.0% damage while I have 70%."
Marth: Throws a bomb at Pit and he loses his last stock. "Happy now. I didn't use counter."
Pit: "I'll get you next time!" Voice of determination.
Me: "Get mad at Dark pit. Ok Pit and say why didn't you wake me up.
Pit: "Easy." Walks up to Dark pit and punches him. "WHY DIDNT YOU WAKE ME UP YOU FREAKING B-WORD!?"
Dark pit: "Jesus christ."
Palutena: " Watch yo language!"
Dark pit: "Ugh fine then. Palutena Bitch."
Palutena: Gasp "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE."
Dark pit: "Why am I here.... Why am I making myself suffer in pain with the two people I hate the most. Answer my calls oh gods of heav-... I mean.. Answer my calls oh Demons from the underworld."
Hades: "Cuz' your edgy and you were forced to be there."
Dark pit: "Oh right."
Me: "Rose come here please your in the next scene."
Rosalina: "Ok I'm coming." Turns around to the lumas. "Now now little stars be nice and have fun with these... Real kids."
Dark pit: "Eww. Love is gross."
Rosalina: "I can destroy universes and make more so shut your gay edgy ass mouth up or I will make you suffer embarrassment and you will lose your reputation."
Pit: "Yeee put him in his place!"
Dark pit: Laughs "And how will you do that?"
Rosalina: Mind controls Dark pit. "Alright what to do."
Pit: "Put a dress on him!!"
Rosalina: "Ok then." Makes Dark pit wear a dress. Specifically one of Peach's dresses. "Hmm he needs some make up don't you think Pit?"
Me: "Oh.... That does not look right."
Rosalina: Finishes putting Red blush on Dark. "Let's see.." Puts earrings on Dark then puts lipstick on him. "He's missing something.."
Pit: "A BIG PINK BOW!"
Rosalina: "Yes and Maybe we'll do his hair and his nails." Grabs Dark's hand and starts putting nail polish on his nails.
Me: "...... Oookkk... He looks well?"
Pit: "Beautiful! He gonna make all them girls jealous!"
Rosalina: Finishes fixing his hair and puts a Big bright Pink Bow on his head. "He looks promising. But he has to switch those.... Sandals or whatever into some high heels."
Palutena: "PIT WHERE ARE YOU?!"
Pit: " OH no.. ROSALINA MAKE ME DISAPEAR."
Rosalina: Twirls wand at him and makes him disappear while looking for heels. "No not this one.."
Palutena: "Ah Rosalina have you seen Pit? Oh and Pitoo looks Beautiful."
Rosalina: "I saw him go to the kids room where ONLY the kids are allowed. And thank you I try my best. Plus why does he hangs out with kids if he isn't nessecarily a kid?"
Palutena: "I don't know." Leaves to go get something to eat.
Pit: "thank you Rosalina."
Rosalina: "No proble- Aha finally found some." Shows Pit some Pink high heels that show his toes.
Me: "He gonna look stylish."
Rosalina: "Yep he is... FINISHED!!"
Me: "So beautiful."
Rosalina: Uses magic to lift him up and takes him to the main Room where everyone goes to even the trophies.
Shadow: Walking around and Sees Dark pit in a dress. "What the...."
Wolf: "Hey Shadow what's..." Looks at Dark pit. "Wrong? Oh that's not right."
Everyone in the whole Room: Looks over at them and starts laughing.
Me: "Wow that went up quickly."
Rosalina: Stops mind controlling him and sets him in the middle of the room.
Dark pit: "Ow my head.. Anyways How do you... Think.. Why is everyone looking and laughing at me for?" Looks down and sees his dress and heels. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Peach: "Ohhh I see Dark pit wants to be my twin! Has some Rosy cheeks to."
Dark pit: "What?"
Me and everyone in the whole room: Laughing our fucking asses off.
Dark pit: "Who could have?" Glares at Rosalina. "I don't know how you did it but I will get my revenge!" Walks towards the exit of the room.
Everyone: Laughing because when Dark turned around there was a Pillow under the dress that made him look like he had a big butt. Also had a cat tail with a pink bow on it.
Next scene... (Skipping to the Peach wants a weird ship part)
Corrin: "Ok then.... I got to spread meh wings." Flies through the sky.
Me: "CAREFUL WITH THAT PLANE!!!"
Corrin: "OH GOD!!" Manages to dodge the plane. "MY HEART STOPPED!"
Me: "Nah your fine."
Peach: Doing a ganondorf smile. "hehehe hehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Rosalina: "Calm down your gonna lose it."
Dark pit: "I'm gonna lose it being in this fanfict." Crosses arms.
Rosalina: "Good for you."
Corrin: "I'M NOT FINE!!"
Me: "YES YOU ARE!"
Corrin: Gets K.O. and starts falling to the ground.
Dark pit: "YEEEEEE HE FINALLY GONNA DIE!"
Rosalina: "Not on my watch." Flies up there with her Breaking the laws of gravity stuff and throws Corrin's dragonstone so it breaks.
Corrin: Dragon takes over and goes ballistic.
Me: "Uh oh... Where's AZURAAAA!!!"
Azure: "YOUUU ARRSH THEE OCEANS GREY WEAVESSSS DESTINSH TO SHEAK LIFE BEYOND BY DA SHORE JUST OUT OH REAAASSHH. YYEEEEEE THE WATTERRSSHH EVERRR SHANGE!!!"
Dark pit: "I'm losing braincells being here.".
Me: "I mostly feel bad for the people reading this to be honest."
Corrin: Flies around in dragon form. "Such beautiful music."
Dark pit: "Ok someone go get Corrin's ears checked. That was NOT music. That's like cats clawing a chalkboard while putting hentai into the ears of virgins and then that virgin gets sick and starts singing. I mean like what the hell was that."
Palutena: "Pit was suppose to be a virgin but now he went and made a girl pregnant."
Dark pit: "Oh I was lying about that."
Palutena: "Oh thank goodn-"
Dark pit: "He raped her THEN made her pregnant."
Palutena: " PIIIITTTTT!!!!!!! " Sicko mode.
Pit: "Oh noooooo!!!"
Palutena: "You gonna get an ass whooping today!!" Takes out a belt.
Pit: "NO NO NO NO!!" Runs away like being chase by a phsycopath.
Dark pit: Smirks "Now that's Music. Hearing someone cry is always music."
Corrin: Flies to the dinner.
Rosalina: "But I don't want to go sit next to some dude."
Me: "Go sit at his table."
Rosalina: Walks towards Corrin's table. 'I change my mind' Walks towards the table Palutena and Lucina are at.
Me: Facepalms "Ruined the romance."
Dark pit: "I would have done that. "
Me: "Of course you would."
Pit: Crying since Palutena is whooping his ass with the buckle on the belt.
Dark pit: "Now that's music."
Me: ".... You need a therapist or something."
Me: "Rosie you Have to."
Rosalina: Fake girl tears. "But why?"
Dark pit: "Stop the act.... But still why is she gonna sleep with Corrin."
Me: "I don't know I'm just putting anything."
Corrin: ".... I'm not ready to sleep with a girl."
Dark pit: " Besides your mom?"Rolls eyes
Corrin: "Keep rolling yours eyes you might find a brain back there. Plus my mom died when I reunited with her...."
Rosalina: "Awww and when did you get takened."
Corrin: "When I was about... 6 months old"
Rosalina: " You poor thing. You know what fine I'll sleep with him but its not that kind of sleep right?"
Me: "No of course not."
Rosalina: "All right and also I'm only doing it out of pity.
Corrin: "You remind me for some reason of my 'sister' Camilla from Nohr. Even if they took me."
Dark pit: "Oh my Go-" Runs towards the nearest bathroom. "Bleeegghh."... And throws up.
Me: "Did you really throw up?"
Dark pit: Washes mouth "Come check." Brushes teeth.
Me: "Rather not."
Me: "GO BATTLE ROSALINA DARK!"
Dark pit: "I don't want to thouuugghhh!!"
Pit: "Scared of getting beat up by a girl?"
Dark pit: "No its.. Something else..." Mumbles something.
Pit: "What did ya say?"
Dark pit: "Nothing. Anyways you got beat up by a girl"
Pit: "That was a woman and she had a weapon ok."
Rosalina: "Alright let's battle."
Dark pit: "... Ok I forgot?"
Dark pit: Actually fainted.
Me: "good acting skills Pitoo."
Dark pit: Fainted.
Me: "Pitoo you good?.." Silence. "DARK PIT WAKE UUUPPP!!!!"
Rosalina: "Did I do that?"
Pit: "Cue the music!"
Azure: "YOOOOOUUUUU AARRSH THE OSHEANS GREYSH WEAVES!!! DESTINSH TO SHEAK LIFE BEYOND BY DA SHORE JUST OUT OF REASSHH. YEEEE THE WATERRSS EVER CHANSH!!"
Corrin: "Alright on second thought I wanted her to stfu.... Wait I totally forgot to get a new dragonsto-" Turns into a raging dragon. "Rawr"
Rosalina: Fanning Dark pit. "WAKE UP YOU MORON!!"
Pit: "He gone."
Azure: Glitching out. "FLOWINSH LISHE TIMSH!!!"
Shadow: Shoots Azure with his gun.
Pit, Rosalina, and Me: Looks at Shadow. "...."
Shadow: "What? I needed a shooting target plus she was annoying. And I hadn't seen blood for a while."
Me: "Why aren't you and Dark Friends?"
Shadow: "We only talk now and then but were not friends."
Rosalina: Looks back down at Dark pit. "He's gone.." Fake tear falls on Dark pit.
Dark pit: Breathing in all the air in the room. "Oh my god!!!" Breathes out. "Wheewww I'm aliive."
Rosalina: "Huh who knew fake tears revive people."
Corrin: "...... Ok then I don't know what happened with that tear.. But imma let that happen. Frrrreakyy."
Dark pit: "And being half dragon isnt?"
Corrin: "Its Fire Emblem Logic. Pretty normal."
Me: ".... Rosalina's tears are magical even the fake ones." Wario passes by.
Willow: Showing the newcomers around. "And here we have the fatass himself in its natural habitat. DO NOT FEED!! Hes gonna get fatter and then I have more work to do."
Newcomers: "oooooo!" Taking pictures of the fatass in his natural habitat."
Willow: " He's also a gold digger. Protect your wallets."
Wario: "Moneyyy??" Face widens
Willow: "Keep all wallets inside at all time."
Me: "..... I FORGOT MY WALLET ON THE COUNTER TOP!!!!"
Wario: "MONNEEYYYYYYY?!!"Runs towards the counter top while I'm following behind.
Me: "Shadow help meh!!!!!"
Shadow: "Rather not."
Shadow: "Ugh fine." Teleports to counter top and grabs wallet. "Thanks for the money!"
Me: "NOOOOOO! Damn it shadow."
Dark pit: Gets up from the floor and hits Rosalina's Forehead. "Ow."
Rosalina: Holds forehead and gets up. "Baka"
Rosalina: "NOT in the tsundere way either. He really is dumb if he didn't even see me. "
Dark pit: "I'm sorry if your not Noticeable."
Peach: High pitch "oooooo"
Rosalina: "Sure whatever Baka."
Peach: Squealing like a pig.
Rosalina: "You good Peach?"
Peach: "You two fight like a married couple."
Dark pit and Rosalina: Look at each other and then back at Peach. "WERE NOT A COUPLE!!!!"
Dark pit: " Would never dream of it either."
Rosalina: "Same here."
Pit: Holds a sign that says tsundere at Dark pit and Rosalina.
Me: ".... Ok let's wrap it up."
Dark pit: Rips Pit's sign. "I know how to rap.."
Me: "Good for you now Good bye every-"
Dark pit: Raps "You were that foundation! NEVER GONNA BE ANOTHER NO! Then Sorrow then sickness THEN THE SHOCK WHEN YOU FLIP IT ON ME SO HOLLOW SO VICIOUS I COULDNT LET MYSELF SEE."
Pit: Singing "OOOHHHH"
Dark pit: " THAT I COULD NEVER BE HELD. BACK MYSELF UP NO I HOLD MYSELF. TELL THE REST LET THEM KNOW MY HELL. CHECK THE YEP YOU KNOW MINE WELL."
Me: ".... Your doing it wrong.. "
Pit: "AND THESE PROMISES BROKEN. DEEP BELOW EACH WORD GETS LOST IN THE ECHO. AND ONE LAST LIE I CAN SEE THROUGH EACH TIME I FINALLY LET YOU... GOOOO....... GOOOO.... GOOOOOOOO!"
Me: "You guys are singing it wrong."
Dark pit: "TEST MY WILL TEST MY HEART LEMME TELL HOW THE ODDS GONNA STACK UP. YALL GO HARD I GO SMART HOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YALL IN THE BACK HUH. I SEEN THAT FRUSTRATION BEEN LIED AND LOST AND TOLD NO!
Me: "Of course you don't listen to me and of course you sing a song from. Linkin Park. Lost in the echo." Sigh
Rosalina: "They are pretty good though."
Corrin: "Yeah true."
Peach: "TSUDERE ROSALINA AND DARK P-"
Dark pit: Covers Peach's mouth up while rapping.
Me: " Oh god."