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p.a.s. me the soda

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: Just Now

10 Following 2 Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

big brother is getting scolded #poordume

[attached: an image of Tony Stark brandishing a screwdriver, which he appears to have been waving threateningly at a very dejected looking bot, whose claw was hanging in despair. There’s a hole in the wall suspiciously screwdriver-shaped right behind them.]

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p.a.s. me the soda

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: Just Now

10 Following 1.2k Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: 1 Hour Ago

10 Following 3.5k Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: 1 Hour Ago

10 Following 8.9k Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

the sheer amount of notifications is terrifying is been like 2 hrs guys

 

p.a.s. me the soda @ StarkSon

btw dad is so mad i made this account w/o askin. if i disappear u kno where i went

[attached: another image of Tony Stark, this time in a beautifully decorated living room. Tony is sitting on a pristine white couch, hands blurred as they gestured around his head, and his face a furious red. He appeared to be deep into a rant.]

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p.a.s. me the soda

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: 3 Hours Ago

10 Following 24.5k Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

guys pls


BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed

[09/25/2014] Tony Stark, a.k.a. Iron Man is caught up in a new scandal after a new twitter user posted pictures of the billionaire, calling Stark “dad.”

[attached: a link to a BuzzFeed news article going more in depth on the buzz around the newest, possible Stark heir.]

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Fox News @FoxNews

BREAKING: Tony Stark is rumored to have a son. No word from Stark so far.

[attached: a video of The Five sitting around the table, discussing the tweets posted on @StarkSon ]

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CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk

Iron Man has a son? No word yet from Stark or Stark Industries on the tweets posted earlier this afternoon.

[attached: both pictures posted earlier on @StarkSon, and a black image with “CNN Breaking News” written across.]

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Newsweek @Newsweek

Internet abuzz as Tony Stark is rumored to have a son. Radio silence so far from the billionaire regarding the tweets.

[attached: a still picture of Tony Stark, taken earlier in the week following his trip to a local Italian restaurant.]

34.6k likes 8.1k retweets

 

LAT Entertainment @latimesent

Remnants of old playboy days? Tony Stark supposedly has a son the world never knew about, and he’s on twitter.

[attached: an article with several old pictures of Tony Stark clearly trying to sneak around but failing to avoid catching attention.]

46.4k likes 12k retweets

 

Stark Industries @SI_Official

We are declining any comments until either Tony Stark or Pepper Potts personally release information regarding the twitter account @StarkSon . Please do not pressure them or the company for answers until they are ready to share.

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Tony Stark [verified]

@ iamironman

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Location: New York City

Joined: May 2006

8 Following 13.4M Followers

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

I’m sure a good amount of you by now have, if not seen the account yourself, heard of @StarkSon . All I have to say is, yes, he’s my son. No, I will not tell you anything more. This is as nice and articulate as I will be about it.

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman spoil sport :P

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon I literally do not want to hear anything out of you, kid. You want to keep this ridiculous account? These are the terms we’re doing it under.

 

Pepper Potts @ViriniaPotts

@iamironman @StarkSon Honestly, Tony, you can’t have expected him to stay off social media forever.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @VirginiaPotts I cannot believe you’re turning against me too. And on Twitter. The disrespect from my own household.

 

Happy Hogan @harold3028614

@iamironman @StarkSon @VirginiaPotts I’m begging you guys to stop.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

dad says i can keep the account so Q&A time!!! :DDD

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benJAMIN @ZwodderFu

@StarkSon HOW OLD ARE YOU

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@ZwodderFu @iamironman am i allowed to answer this??

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @ZwodderFu He’s 13.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@ZwodderFu @iamironman im 13 :)

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Egg man @hngeggs

@StarkSon do you like eggs?

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@hngeggs only if @WarMachine makes them bc dad cant cook to save his life

 

Col. James Rhodes @WarMachine

@StarkSon @hngeggs It’s true.

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Iron Man @stark.png

@StarkSon what is your name??

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@stark.png u kno, ive never actually seen my birth certificate so it could be anything

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Steve Rogers @CaptainAmerica

@StarkSon I was wondering when you’d get on here, kid.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@CaptainAmerica if i can take college classes i can have a twitter

 

Steve Rogers @CaptainAmerica

@StarkSon Fair enough.

 

Claudia @evertree

@StarkSon @CaptainAmerica wait u’re in college??????????????? aren’t you literally 13

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@CaptainAmerica @evertree yea, i graduate 2016 fall w/a b.s. in electrical engineering

 

end my suffering @fforfab

@StarkSon @CaptainAmerica @evertree could not be me sis

 

Steve Rogers @CaptainAmerica

@StarkSon @evertree @fforfab He IS Tony Stark’s son.

 

Claudia @evertree

@StarkSon @CaptainAmerica @fforfab ^^^ tea.

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iron man is my daddy @tonystarklover

@StarkSon what’s it like living with Iron Man?????

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@tonystarklover id answer this but ur name gives me hives ughhhhghghghgh i hate it so grosssss! bleh!!!!

 

iron man is my dad @tonystarklover

@StarkSon is this better

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@tonystarklover literally why would that be any better

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king pepe @beaaaastboii

@StarkSon do u hang out with the avengers????

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@beaaaastboii i mean,,, they kinda live in my house.

 

king pepe @beaaaastboii

@StarkSon even black widow??????

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@beaaaastboii yah. altho i knew her b4 the avengers happened. she also teaches me how to fight n its rly fun!

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@beaaaastboii but shes always busy so i usually only hang out w/ @WarMachine or thor, if hes on-planet

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Hawk of the Eye @iam_the_avengers

@StarkSon Why did u choose StarkSon???

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iam_the_avengers well, that’s what thor calls me. is an asgardian thing i guess but i thought it was catchy

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Gloria @snapplecrack

@StarkSon is tony a good dad?

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@snapplecrack the best!!!!!!!! hes like my best friend ever and my teacher, idk how i could do life without him it would suck maaaaaaajor butt to not have him be my dad

 

harree putter @fuzzywuzzy

@StarkSon @snapplecrack im crying thats so pure can i hug u?????? Omg

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy of course, i love hugs

 

Alex @alexandrathe666th

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy literally he needs to be protected at all costs. @iamironman now i see why you kept him hidden. He’s too pure and precious for this world.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th I know.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th @iamironman dads v emotional pls excuse him

[attached: a screenshot of a very long message from Tony to Peter’s phone, almost completely blurred out besides the last line that says, “I love you more than anything in the world, squirt.”]

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th @iamironman btw i love u lots too dad, so much, even if i expose your darkest secrets to the internet. youre still the coolest an my favorite avenger (especially outside ur suit) <3

 

Alex @alexandrathe666th

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @iamironman CATCH ME CRYING MY EYES OUT Y’ALL THIS IS THE PUREST SHIT I WANT TO DIE OH MY GOD THIS KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FAMILY!!!!!

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th Kid, I did not just bare my soul for you to put it on Twitter.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th @iamironman i blurred out almost everything!!!!!!! besides pepper liked it so its not that bad

 

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexnadrathe666th @iamironman I think we should’ve put him on Twitter a long time ago, Tony. This is the most positive publicity you’ve had in ages.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @snapplecrack @fuzzywuzzy @alexandrathe666th @VirginiaPotts Low blow, Ms. Potts. Low blow.

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Hulk SMASH @thatass

@StarkSon who’s the mom????

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@thatass i dont think im allowed to say her name but she died when i was 4 so i dont rly remember much about her anyway

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Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon did you rly touch thors hammer

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@thorcouldruinme yes!

[attached: a picture of Thor’s hammer, held by the god himself, and a hand reaching out from behind the camera to touch the hammer. Thor looked greatly amused, mouth open as if he had been speaking while the photo was taken.]

 

Thottie @thorcouldruinme

@StarkSon OMGOMGOMG DID YOU TRY AND LIFT IT

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@thorcouldruinme no! i had to go to bed, but all the avengers tried, even @BruceBanner

 

Dr. Bruce Banner @BruceBanner

@StarkSon @thorcouldruinme I do believe most of us were drunk at the time.

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StarkSon @starkheir

@StarkSon plsplspls post a selfie is not fair only the avengers can know u

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@starkheir dad would flip (1) and (2) how do i already have fan accounts?????? thats crazy i only joined at like,,, 8 this morning

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @starkheir Welcome to fame, kid. And yeah, no selfies. Not until you’re 21.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@starkheir @iamironman unfair

 

Naomi @naomisinstra_

@StarkSon @starkheir @iamironman why were you even awake at 8am thats horrible omg

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@starkheir @iamironman @naomisinstra_ i never slept. dad and i were up all last night in the lab

 

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@StarkSon @starkheir @iamironmam @naomisinstra_ I knew it.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon @starkheir @iamironman @naomisinstra @VirginiaPotts Nice going, kid…

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@starkheir @iamironman @naomisinstra_ @VirginiaPotts whoops

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parvati @trueravenclaw

@StarkSon u never answered what its like living with iron man

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@trueravenclaw (i love ur handle!!!) just imagine the most intense helicopter parenting ever and then add the most intelligent AI on the planet + several weaponized suits of armor that could go up against the hulk

 

big oof @bigoofs

@StarkSon @trueravenclaw big oof

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

honestly u guys are all so nice and sweet and thank u sm for all ur asks but i cannot keep up aaaaaa

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

i see a lot of ppl asking me about the avengers an i swear theyre not as cool as they want u to think,, hawkeye and thor have poptart-eating contests everytime thor is on earth

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

hawkeye always ends up choking and then thor has to give him the heimlich maneuver. no they havent learned

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

the amount of times im being compared to rapunzel is alarming im not caged in the tower i go out, i do things i swear

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

none of yall were raised by the owner of a billion dollar, international tech conglomerate and it rly shows because u act like ppl wouldnt have tried to kill/kidnap me if they knew i was A Thing 

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

you guys hate this tweet bc u kno im right. im literally painting a target on myself for u guys, ur welcome, i hope u enjoy my twitter bc it may be the last thing i do

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Stop joking about that you little shit or you’ll lose lab privileges for three months. BTW if anyone actually tries to find my son, you’ll find there’s precious little I won’t do to keep him safe.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman big oof

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

NO WE DONT HAVE ANY PETS @iamironman WONT ALLOW THEM BC HES MEAN AND HATES JOY

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

one time i brought back a stray cat i found tho and she stayed for a while but she somehow got into the lab and scared DumE and he accidentally rolled over her 

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

dad gave her to the animal shelter after that. i cried for three days. i still miss jingle

 

Pepper Potts @VirginiaPotts

@StarkSon I’ll talk to him about a fish tank. 

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@VirginiaPotts YES!!!! and then a puppy!!! come on, a puppy would be great!!!! A perfect esa!!! pls!!!!!!!

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

Ok, everyone needs to stop sending the kid tweets. It’s past his bedtime.

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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman 1st of all, its 9pm. 2ndly, if its past my bedtime, its past yours too

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman besides ur just mad bc everyone thinks we need a puppy

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon You don’t have any right to boss me around today or demand pets. All you’ve done today is stress me out. You know I have heart problems, right? This could kill me.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman ur not gonna die bc i joined twitter stop bein so dramatic, an im not bossing u around im stating a true fact (also a puppy could help w/stress)

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Get off your phone.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman not until u agree to sleep.

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Kid, don’t make me stick Pepper on you. I will.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman fake… shed agree w/me anyway. u suck at sleeping

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman plus ik ur finished in the lab, ur just sulking

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon I am not sulking, I’m working!

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman tinkering* aka ur sulking bc u only tinker when u sulk

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Fake news. I’m actually working on important SI things. Clean energy, saving the earth, etc, etc. Not that I’d expect a thirteen year old to understand such vastly important responsibilities.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman dad pls go to sleep. ill get jarvis to do the lights-out protocol if u dont

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon You wouldn’t dare.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman try me

 

Tony Stark @iamironman

@StarkSon Kid, I swear to god, don’t do it.

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

@iamironman im comin for u

[attached: a photo of Tony Stark’s very blurred profile. He’s slouched over his phone at the desk in the lab and looking mildly horrified. You can almost see a reflection in the glass, but the photo is too grainy to discern any features.]

 

p.a.s. me the soda [verified]

@StarkSon

i touched thor’s hammer once

Location: NY, USA

Joined: 14 Hours Ago

10 Following 529.1k Followers

 

p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon

got him to bed by 10pm. sleep tight, iron man :)

[attached: a photo of an extremely grumpy Tony Stark bundled up in bed, tucked in very methodically in a way only someone standing could’ve done. There’s a small Iron Man plushie sitting on the pillow, which was placed very photogetically to rest against Tony’s forehead.]

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