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Since Anya was busy flipping through some bridal mag, Xander clicked on the tv.

“After we’re married half of your money will be mine.”

“Huh?” He muted the tv.

“After we’re married, half of what’s yours is mine.”

“Yeah, and half of what’s yours will be mine.”

“What?” Man, her shriek could peel tar off a roof. “That’s not fair. I worked hard for my money.”

“And my job’s a picnic in the park?”

“That’s different.”

“It always is, honey.”

“So I get to keep my money?”

“Nope,” Xander said. “Once we two become one, it’s share and share alike.”