Kurt and Ram were hanging out in the locker room after football practice. They had abs. They were shirtless. No homo though.
Kurt: I love you bro no homo
Ram: I would capture a star from the skies if it made you smile. No homo though
THEY MADE OUT
Ram: SHUT UP IM GONNA MAKE LOVE TO YOOO
*ALL THE HJ'S AND BJ'S*
Ram: Bro... my LOVE...
Kurt: YEET 😉
*ALL THE BUTT SECKS*
Ram: I ❤️️ U, MY DARLING FUCK I'M GAY NO HOMO THO
*They get married and live happily ever after*
No homo though.