Hanamaki: How to deal with this kind of question?
Matsukawa: Just tell it that you're a fucking soy sauce.
Hanamaki: I know I hate you the most.
Oikawa: What happend?
Iwaizumi: Seems like our Mattsun is in emo mode.
Oikawa: That's rare.
Oikawa: You sure he's not possessed?
Iwaizumi: Are you okay?
Iwaizumi: Do you want me to comfort you?
Iwaizumi: Can I do something to fix your problem? Instead of being emo all the time? You ruin our exercise here.
Iwaizumi: Answer with yes.
Matsukawa, with a face full of Iwaizumi's punch: Makki told me that he hates me.
Oikawa: That's not new, Mattsun.
Mattsun: BUT NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY!
Iwaizumi, whispering to Oikawa: Maybe Makki is just joking and Mattsun take it seriously.
Oikawa, answering with whisper: I don't know, but I do sure that Mattsun is being possessed now.
Hanamaki: Happy Birthday, Yahaba! Grow well!
Everyone, minus Matsukawa: *claps and singing happy birthday anthem*
Matsukawa: Happy birthday, Yahaba.
Yahaba: Happy birthday too, Matsukawa-senpai!
Yahaba: What is this?
Matsukawa: A gift.
Yahaba: Wow! Thank you!
Yahaba, open the box that Mattsun gave: What-
Yahaba: -is this.
Matsukawa: My dedication.
Iwaizumi: You have to speak with Mattsun.
Hanamaki: What did I do?
Iwaizumi: Something terrible.
Iwaizumi: I don't know! Can you just go to him and have a little chit-chat so my headache doesn't get worse by seeing two of you.
Hanamaki: What a 25 words of rant.
Iwaizumi: Just do it.
Hanamaki: Okay. I got this, mom.
Yahaba: What's wrong with Matsukawa-senpai?
Yahaba: He just gave me a doll and a needle!
Oikawa: Silent! Mattsun is being possessed now!
Yahaba: HE WANTS ME TO VOODOO SOMEONE?!
Hanamaki, trying to get close to Matsukawa: Mattsun, what's going on?
Hanamaki: Iwaizumi said that you've made everything worse.
Hanamaki: Tell me why.
Hanamaki: I'm your best man after all.
Matsukawa: No. You're not.
Hanamaki: SO YOU HAVE ANOTHER BEST MAN, HUH?!
Matsukawa: Wha—that's not how it works!
Hanamaki: Then, explain!
Matsukawa: You've told me you hate me!
Matsukawa: When you ask me some random 'are you a robot' questionable from internet.
Hanamaki: Oh, the one you told me that I'm a soy sauce?
Matsukawa: Nice awkward.
Matsukawa: By the way.
Matsukawa: You've told me you hate me!
Hanamaki: What?! We're back to the square one?!
Matsukawa: Oh, come on!
Hanamaki: I'm telling you, that's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!
Matsukawa: Easy on you, but not on my birthday!
Hanamaki: Why are you being so sensitive today? So stubborn! (Oikawa shouting: HE'S POSSESSED, MAKKI!)
Matsukawa: I just wanna have a proper birthday! The fuwa-fuwa one.
Hanamaki: Well, happy birthday then.
Matsukawa: Just that?! Standard.
Hanamaki: What else?!
Matsukawa: Get the clue!
Hanamaki: Goddamnit! You know I'm dumb!
Matsukawa: Me too!
Oikawa and Iwaizumi are together watching the soap drama.
Oikawa, whispering: They're both dumb.
Iwaizumi, replying: Get yourself a mirror.
Hanamaki: What should I do then? Tell me. I'm not playing any riddles now.
Matsukawa: I want you to congratulate my birthday.
Hanamaki: Okay. Noted.
Matsukawa: I want you to give me a present.
Hanamaki: What kind of present? Something related to volleyball?
Matsukawa: The surprising one. Make me shock.
Hanamaki: Right. Noted.
Matsukawa: I want you to sing a happy birthday anthem for me.
Matsukawa: I want you to eat the first piece of my birthday cake, which is telling you that you're really special to me.
Hanamaki: That's sweet. Anything else?
Matsukawa: I think that's enough.
Hanamaki: What are you? A baby?
Matsukawa: I really want to cry.
Hanamaki: You're being so out of character today.
Matsukawa: Sorry, then.
Hanamaki: No, don't apologize. It just make my character bad.
Matsukawa: Maybe Oikawa's right. I'm possessed.
Hanamaki: I understand your problem, dude. You want me to properly celebrate your birthday.
Hanamaki: It's because I'm you're best man that keeps you expecting things.
Hanamaki: I'm you're beloved person.
Hanamaki: Do you love me?
Hanamaki: (blushing very hard).
Hanamaki: Okay, we're not going to make this cheesy. I can't fulfill all of your wish right now. But later, maybe.
Matsukawa: I understand.
Hanamaki: But there's one thing I can do right away.
Matsukawa: What is it?
Hanamaki: *kiss quickly on the cheeks*
Hanamaki: Happy birthday.
Hanamaki: That's a reaaalllyyy special present. Just for you.
Hanamaki: See? You're shock.
Hanamaki: I'm not even giving this present to Yahaba.
Matsukawa: Did you just kiss me?
Matsukawa, pointing to the watchers behind Hanamaki (Yahaba close Kyotani's eyes): In front of them?
Matsukawa: So brave of you.
Hanamaki: WHAT THE HECK.
Matsukawa: Thank you.
Makki: Yes. No problem.
Matsukawa: Your kiss surely is a magic.
Matsukawa: Can you do it again?
Matsukawa: On the lips?
Hanamaki: With tongue? Why not.
Matsukawa: Now I know the reason why I'm so desperately in love with you.
Hanamaki: Can you just—stop making me blushing?
Hanamaki: This is not good for my heart.
Matsukawa: Like mine's not.
Yahaba: WHAT THE—
Yahaba: THEY'RE DATING?!
- The End -