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Shade has added Reinhardt, Lukas of the Deliverance, Prince Berkut, Anthony, Deftater Peeler and 99+ others to the chat!

 

Shade has renamed the chat to This is so sad, Azura sing Lost in Thoughts all Alone

 

Berkut: SHADE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IT'S 3 AM

 

Shade: I figured this way we can spread important info and data from battles faster

 

Berkut: BUT NOT AT 3 AM GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

 

Shade: There are children in this chat

 

Ike: Well there goes all my plans of sleeping in to avoid fantastical fitness hour

 

Eliwood: Mood™

 

Shade: OMG YOU LEARNED MY SLANG

 

Shade: Eliwood is the tru dad friend

 

Shade has changed Eliwood's name to Tru Dad

 

Tru Dad: Thanks Shade. Now get some rest, I know your anxiety keeps you up at night.

 

Shade: Good Night

 

Tru Dad: Sweet Dreams

 

Shade is now Idle

 

Berkut: h o w??????

 

Tru Dad: Nini and Roy IG

 

Tru Dad: Plus experience from myself. Nothing I need to ramble on at 3 am

 

Ike: Whatever. Shade won't mind if I add a couple of my bros from smash?

 

Ike has added Richter Belmont, Pit Icarus and Daisy Sarasa to the chat!

 

Ike has changed his name to RADiant Hero

 

Richter: the fuk Ike. It's 2 am over here.

 

RADiant Hero: Blame my insomniac summoner. She started this.

 

RADiant Hero: Also Tru Dad is Eliwood aka Roy's dad

 

Tru Dad: Hello!

 

Richter: I can smell the dad friend smell off of him.

 

RADiant Hero: Plus Anthony misses you. A lot.

 

Frederick: WHY IS EVERYONE DISTURBING MILORD'S SLEEP!?

 

Richter is now offline

Tru Dad is idle

RADiant Hero is idle

Berkut: I'm trying to fucking sleep so beats me.

Berkut is idle

 

Frederick: Yeesh....

 

Anthony has changed Frederick's name to Frederick Kruger

Anthony is offline

 

Frederick Kruger: This'll be a disaster won't it?

 

 

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Anthony: So I'm just gonna slip the new heroes into the chat

Anthony has added Kaden, Keaton, Velouria and Selkie to the chat!

Anthony has renamed the chat FURRIES UNITE

Gaius: Woah woah kid u forgot someone

Gaius has added Panne to the chat!

Shade is online

Shade has renamed the chat This is so sad, Azura sing lost in thoughts all alone

Shade: Anthony we don't change the name.

Anthony: But new heroes!

Anthony: And their furries!

Gaius: Panne is a taguel. Not a furry

Keaton: Kid, the term is wolfskin and kitsune

Shade: This is what happens when you expose this pure child to the internet

Shade: Also your waifu has 7 alts

Keaton: how do u know?

Shade: She ded ass told me she was into you

RADiant Hero: O O F

RADiant Hero has changed Keaton's name to Titmilla Sucker

RADiant Hero: I think that fits.

Lon'qu: The fuk did I miss since you people want to be up @3am

Shade: Nothin much

Frederick Kruger: Shade, we need to put a limit on who can change names.

Shade: Lissa got your tongue?

Anthony is now offline

Lon'qu: That explains it.

Reinhardt: Morning! <(^.^)>

Reinhardt: Shade, new announcement

Shade: Anthony told me by renaming the chat into something bout furries.

Gaius: Furry porn?

Shade has changed Gaius' name to Rabbit Furry Fucker

Reinhardt: S H A D E

Shade: I know what goes on Gaius.

Shade: I have the power of the Helix Fossil and anime on my side.

Shade: Also mood name Frederick.

Chrom: Why is the device pinging so rapidly?

Shade: Notifications. Mainly for important stuff

Reinhardt has changed Chrom's name to Shitty Ike clone

Shitty Ike clone: Rude

Shitty Ike clone has changed his name to Google Chrom

Google Chrom: Much better

Richter: Should I even ask?

Shade: How did you even get in here?

Richter: @RADiant Hero

RADiant Hero: rude thanks

RADiant Hero has changed Richter's name to A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

Shade: Nah it needs to be more appropriate

Shade has changed A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS name to Alucard's Whore

Alucard's Whore: ok FIRST OF ALL

Shade: You like vampire dick.

Google Chrom: @Sigurd, this guy's getting roasted harder than you at the Bellhalla BBQ

Sigurd: Fuck off Chrom

Arvis: I was going to make a comment but then I realized this thing will fall apart on itself

Sigurd: Like your marriage TO MY WIFE and YOUR HALF SISTER!?

Arvis: I TOLD YOU I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH @Fjorm NOW!

Shade: Don't drag her into this. I know you want to fuck each other.

Reinhardt: S H A D E W H A T T H E A C T U A L F U C K

Reinhardt has banned Shade from This is so sad, Azura sing lost in thoughts all alone.

Reinhardt: Now maybe the chat will be more civilized.

Reinhardt: Or at least calm down till Shade can control herself.

Reinhardt has changed Alucard's Whore's name to Richter

Reinhardt had changed Rabbit Furry Fucker's name to Gaius

Gaius: Tiny hands how did you even ban the creator of the chat?

Google Chrom: Don't get mad about the hands thing, he just calls everyone by a nickname.

Anthony is online

Anthony: Dude, I saw the entire thing. How are we this messed up?

Arvis: H????

Anthony: When I was hiding from Frederick, Lissa was able to show me how this thing imploded on itself.

Anthony: Like Shade's self esteem.

Berkut: WHO DOES THIS SASSY CHILD BELONG TO?!

Google Chrom: Prolly u fucker

Arvis: F

Sigurd: F

Gaius: F

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Reinhardt: Ok now that Shade is gone we need to establish rules. We’re keeping the name, but we need to restrain the swearing. Especially if Anthony is here.

 

Anthony: But i say the F word all the time.

 

Berkut: *spits out dick*

 

Berkut: I MEANT DRINK

 

Lon’qu: Right….

 

Lon’qu has changed Berkut’s name to Dick Drinker

 

Reinhardt: WAIT WHAT F WORD!? WHO TAUGHT YOU TO SWEAR!?

 

Anthony: Fergalicious

 

Lon’qu: Crisis averted. Now can we add Shade back?

 

Reinhardt: Hold on a sec, she forgot to add the Askr trio

 

Reinhardt as added Prince Alfonse, Princess Sharena, Commander Anna and Shade to the chat!

 

Shade has removed Prince Alfonse and Commander Anna from the chat

 

Shade has banned Prince Alfonse and Commander Anna from This is so sad, Azura sing Lost in Thoughts All Alone

 

Shade: Too buzzkilly for me man.

 

Sharena: No wonder you didn’t hold me back from calling him a cockatoo.



Shade: Nice nickname Berkut. Did Fernand set it up?

 

Dick Drinker: No, your shit.

 

Shade: My what?

 

Dick Drinker has changed Lon’qu’s name to Shade’s Taco Bell Shit

 

Shade: Ok i just went through the chat and…

 

Shade: How does this child know about Fergalicious?

 

Shade: And my emotional issues?

 

Shade: Also petition to keep Keaton’s name as Titmilla sucker

 

[Shade has sent Something About Castlevania Animated. Mpv]

 

Shade: @Richter

 

Shade: I found your grandpa’s sex tape.

 

Richter: That’s not even a sex tape?

 

Shade: But it sounds like it.

 

Reinhardt has muted Shade from This is So Sad, Azura sing lost in thoughts all alone

 

Reinhardt: Also that voice clip was that OG Richter voice?

 

Richter: Maybe… Puberty’s wierd

 

Lyn: If you think about it, funerals are just family reunions but with one less member and a lot more hate

 

Richter: And u are????

 

Lyn:

 

Lyn:

 

Lyn:

 

Anthony: Run

 

Reinhardt has unmuted Shade

 

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Shade: A moment of silence for the lost of Gustav. Press F to pay respects

 

Lon’qu: F

 

Raquesis: F

 

Tiki: F

 

Reinhardt: F

 

Gustav: But I’m not even dead?

 

Shade: @Sharena I don’t remember inviting your dad to the chat. Also @Gustav how are you alive? We saw your head get cut off by Rita Repulsive.

 

Eir: @Shade you should be suprised how efficiently @Lyon helped me make a random corpse look like him.

 

Shade: Someone explain to me what’s going on

 

???: Hel might be death itself but I command death. So Hel is essentially my bitch.

 

Shade: Ok who are you and why is your name blurred like that.

 

???: I cannot reveal that at this time. L8r nerds

 

Shade: Was that Lyon?

 

Lyon: No I’m right here…

 

Shade: *thinking emoji*

 

Eir: Well at least we have one less body count on our hands?

 

Shade: Yeah. Still doesn’t explain where my orbs went.

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Alm has added Gray to the chat

 

Alm: @Kliff @Tobin @Faye @Lukas @Celica

 

Alm: Look who showed up!

 

Alm: Ram squad!

 

Gray: Ram Squad!

 

Kliff: I can’t even hear you and I know you two are chanting in unison

 

Gray: Shut Up Kliff.

 

Tobin: Ha!

 

Lukas: Settle down guys, let them be happy

 

Alm has changed Lukas’ name to Mom

 

Mom: @Reinhardt

 

Mom: We seemingly have adopted like 5 or 6 kids

 

Reinhardt: Make that 8

 

Reinhardt: I may or may not have adopted Anthony and Berkut

 

Mom: What the actual fuck

 

Faye: That’s GRAYt guys, you made Gray come home and Lukas swear bc of you

 

Celica: Mood

 

Celica: @Conrad

 

Celica: Make it 9. If I’m adopted, then Conrad is adopted.

 

Conrad: Celica no!

 

Alm: We’ve gotta better mom than Commander Mom

 

Reinhardt: istg Alm. I don’t want to be at her blade at my throat bc of you lil shits.

 

Alm: @RADiant Hero, Get your mom into this chat

 

RADiant Hero: My mom is dead you prick!

 

Alm: The other one.

 

Alm: Also how can I be a prick if my mom’s dead too?

 

Mom: *thinking emoji*

 

RADiant Hero has changed Mom’s name to Lukas

 

RADiant Hero: Let’s just pretend this conversation never happened.

 

Anthony: @Titania

 

Anthony is now Offline

 

RADiant Hero: Shit.

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Richter: Imagine if someone were to hand you a box of all the things you lost throughout your life

 

Berkut: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back!

 

Anthony: Oh my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding it

 

Zelgius: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in decades!

 

Reinhardt: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

 

Shade: Mental Stability my old friend!

 

Richter: @Shade @Zelgius @Reinhardt @Berkut @Anthony @Berkut Could you guys lighten up a little?

 

Lyon: I think I left my heart and soul in there, could I check it?

 

Soren: Actual happiness thank you!

 

Lukas: There’s those pesky emotions.

 

Elise: Guys. Stop

 

Elise: I’m still looking for my sour gummy worms could you be depressing and emotional somewhere else?

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Shade: Dude people in Muspell are so afraid of gluten. Like I could've killed Sutr with a bagel if I wanted to. 

Shade: Hell I could've bargained back Ylgr and Veronica back while eating a box of twinkies


 

Cecilia: @Reinhardt You are actually a disgusting excuse of a Mage and General and we think that you should be fed off to @Nino for something more useful. Also you have tiny hands

Reinhardt: I came here to have a good time and honestly I feel attacked.


 

Arvis: I'd walk through fire for Julia. Well not fire as it's super dangerous for you @Sigurd @Rinea . But like a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair

Berkut: Your ass is lucky I'm in the middle of the tempest. 


 

Alm: Vitamin C means Vitamin Yes.


 

Shade: I don't need anything on Black Friday. I just need to get in a fight to feel alive. 

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Shade has created Together We Noot 

 

Shade as added @Marth @Almond @Celica @Sigurd @Seliph @Leif @Roy @Lyn @Eliwood @Hector @Eirika @Ephraim @Ike @Michaiah @Chrom @Lucina

 

Shade has made Marth Admin

 

Shade: 3 houses is coming soon

 

Shade: So here's a chat to get everyone acquainted to the new lords when they release.

 

Chrom: @Shade Where are the Fates lords and the Askr Trio

 

Shade: We don't need them. Plus Fates doesn't have lords. It has mary sues. 

 

Chrom changed his name to Google Chrom

 

Ike has changed his name to RADiant Hero

 

Hector has changed his name to #Rektor

 

Hector has changed the chat name to #FuckFates

 

Eliwood: ALM'S IN THE CHAT HECTOR

 

Eliwood: YOU KNOW WHAT BERKUT AND LUKAS WILL DO TO YOU

 

#Rektor: Fuk u eli

 

Marth: Everyone settle down. I'm sure the main chat is just as hectic as this one. 

 

Shade: I leave the chat to you marth.

 

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Ike has created Smashing of The Bros

 

Ike has invited Marth,Roy,Robin (M), Reflet, Lucina, Chrom, Corn (M) Corn (F),Richter Belmont, Pit Icarus and Daisy of Sarasa to the chat!

 

Robin (M): Wait how is Pit in this chat if he can't read

 

Pit: Text to speech.

 

Pit: Nino has something similar but it has ur guys voices for everyone's messages. 

 

Roy: Makes a lot of sense

 

Ike: Shit forgot 3 people

 

Ike has added Zelgius, Tiki and Lyn to the chat!

 

Ike: Now everyone's here. 

 

Zelgius: Why Ike

 

Zelgius: Why

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Jakob: @Felicia How do you fuck up rice?

 

Flora: @Felicia And how do you fuck up so badly it comes out in one cylindrical mess?

 

Felicia: I'm bad at everything

 

Shade: Mood 


 

Valter has sent Tounge.vid

 

Lucius: @Valter you know church is free right?

 

Lyon: And so is death what's your point Lu?


 

Anthony: If everyone assumes guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then that means all bald men are secretly eagles.

Elise: I knew something was up with Hans. 


 

Shade: If blood is thicker than water, and syrup is thicker than blood

Shade: Holy shit Pancakes are more important than people

Sharena: Shade have you been in the cleaning supplies again?

Reinhardt: nah, she's prolly secretly a canadian. 


 

Reinhardt: Carpe Diem means seize the day

Reinhardt: Carpe Noctem means seize the night

Reinhardt: Carpe Natem means seize dat ass

Olwen: @Reinhardt this is why at 26 you still haven't lost your virginity.

Berkut: Based on last night, I'm sure that's not the only thing he lost. 

Reinhardt: I lost Mario Kart ;-;


Richter: For y'all who says Reinhardt is a shitty parent

Richter: Just remember Simba was raised by a gay warthog fucker and a gay meerkat lookin ass and he's the king of fucking africa now


*In a private chat with Alfonse and Anna*

Alfonse: This whole chatroom idea was a fucking mistake. 

Anna: Can't believe Shade banned us.

 

 

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Shade: @Lyn

 

Shade: Sit on my face UwU

 

Lyn: SIT ON YOUR OWN DAMN FACE SHADE!!!! I'M BUSY WITH FLORINA!!!

 

Berkut: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Niles:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Reinhardt: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) INTENSIFIES*

 

Florina: It's not what you guys think. We're watching Korra together! (^-^)/✿

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Mist has started a new chat

 

Mist has renamed the chat Greil's Memeceraries

 

Mist has added Ike, Greil, Titania, Soren, Oscar, Mia and Zelgius to the chat!

 

Ike has changed his name to RADiant Hero

 

Zelgius has changed his name to Burger King

 

Mist: I'm gay. 

 

Soren: Congrats. 

 

RADiant Hero: Is it for Jill?

 

RADiant Hero: Because if it isn't, I owe Haar 20 gold

 

Mist: You know the green haired dancer girl?

 

Soren: The one who hangs out with Thundercock's sister?

 

Burger King: His name is Reinhardt Soren. 

 

Burger King: You know damn well he could and will kill you if someone invited him to this chat. 

 

Mist: This is why I made it private so Anthony cant ruin it.

 

Mia: Oh! Lene?

 

Mist: Yeah... I'm not sure how I was gonna break it to you guys. 

 

RADiant Hero: Hold on for a second, lemme add the rest of the Radiance Bros

 

RADiant Hero has added Elincia, Reyson, Leanne, Michaiah, Nephenee, Sanaki, Naialah, Tibarn and Naesala to the chat!

 

RADiant Hero: My sister's gay. You heard it here folks

 

Tibarn: Did you people invite Oliver here?

 

Mist: No. I have him blocked for the time he sent me...

 

Mist: Well he called it a brave sword but it looked more like...

 

Mist: Not much of a weapon

 

Titania is offline

 

Burger King: Wait she was here the whole time?

 

Michaiah: Who wants to watch this shit go down?

 

Naesala: Whoever added Leanne to the chat and forgot she can't read Tellius. 

 

Reyson: She's been picking up on Shade's lingo. Actually doing a lot better on it

 

Leanne: YEET

 

RADiant Hero: Oof. 

 

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Kagero:  She was poetry but he couldn't read

 

RADiant Hero: His name was Jared he was nineteen

 

Anthony: When his parents built a very strange machine

 

Arvis: Watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

 

Hector: AAY Macaerena

 

Shade: What the actual fuck did this chat devolve into. 

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Shade: Tag your god tier

 

Shade: I'm Knight of Heart

 

Lyon: Mage of Void

 

Marth: Lord of Hope

 

Alm: idek @Celica Help

 

Celica: IDK either!

 

Seliph: Heir of Light! 

 

RADiant Hero: Rouge of Blood

 

Lucina: Knight of Time

 

Shade: Luci... That belongs to an actual character

 

Lucina: I know

 

Reinhardt: Mage of Mind

 

Raquesis: Sylph of Light

 

Tiki: Sylph of Heart

 

Hector: Lord of Rage

 

Lyn: Rouge of Time

 

Tru Dad: Muse of Heart

 

Lucius: All I know is the light aspect. Possibly Maid

 

Lon'qu: Rouge of Mind

 

Shade: Am i like the only knight? 

 

Shade: That isn't canon? 

 

Julia: Mage of Space

 

Shade: I'll take that as a yes.

 

RADiant Hero: @Zelgius is a Knight of Hope

 

RADiant Hero: He killed my dad. 

 

Berkut: Prince of Rage

 

Lukas: Page of Blood

 

Shade: No wonder, you have to put all the blood back into rein

 

Anthony: Seer of Life!

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Sharena: So me and Shade are watching Digimon as she calls it

 

Sharena: My god one of the characters is a fucking mood.

 

Anthony: Who? 

 

Shade: Kari maybe? 

 

Sharena: Nah. 

 

Sharena: Ken. 

 

Sharena: He's just the mood of the century. Always being in your more famous brother's shadow, and when you do get something interesting they drag you away from it.

 

Sharena: Of course I wouldn't wish for Alfonse to be hit by a car or disappear...

 

Shade has changed Sharena's name to Askr Emperess

 

Shade: Ur welcome

 

Shade: Wait who'd be Wormmon then?

 

Anthony: Probably me.

 

Anthony: Don't worry, I'm used to being whipped by people.

 

Anthony: Mainly Anankos

 

Askr Emperess has changed Anthony's name to Anthonymon

 

Reinhardt: I knew I was referred to as Davis for a while

 

Reinhardt: But jesus...

 

Berkut: And people still think I'm his and Shade's child.

 

Berkut: Even though he's a fictional character from her world so no way in ass that could happen.

 

Shade: My god I realized something

 

Shade: Kari has the same va as Olwen's alt.

 

Shade: Kari and Olwen both admire their older brothers

 

Shade: Tai is secretly Reinhardt confirmed. 

 

Reinhardt: Please stop. 

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Shade has added Idunn, Rutger, Thea, Sue and Lugh to the chat!

 

Rutger has changed his name to Critger

 

Critger: @Lon'qu

 

Critger: Why do you have the same title as me?

 

Lon'qu: More like are you the copy of me?

 

Shade has sent CritterMan.jpg

 

Shade: This is literally the exact same picture. 

 

Lyon: So is Lugh and Raigh mine and Nino's or is Jaffar the father? 

 

Jaffar: *knife emoji*

 

Shade: Jaffar, no. 

 

Shade: Go attack Valter. 

 

Shade: Or Oliver

 

Shade: Just not Lyon he's a sweetheart

 

Matthew: Or Leila for that matter!

 

Matthew: You fuckin edgy cunt

 

Shade: I think Matt just went Fe!Scottish for a minute

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Shade: Dude I just realized something

 

Shade: It's raining men and let the bodies hit the floor were about the same thing

 

Shade: But one was more optimistic and the other was pessemistic. 

 

Tru Dad: Shade

 

Tru Dad: It's 3 am go to sleep

 

Alm: Lasers were seen as a scientific breakthrough, now we use them to play with cats

 

Alm: Computers were seen as a technological advancement of the century, now we use them to look at cats

 

Alm: Therefore it's safe to assume that the hypothesis of science being made for cats is valid. 

 

Niles: Imagine having sex with a ghost and someone walks in and they see your asshole opening and closing for no reason and your moaning.

 

Lucius: Imagine going to church, praying to Naga and realizing there are innocent children in this chat?

 

Lucius has banned Niles from This is So Sad, Azura Sing Lost in Thoughts All Alone

 

Tru Dad: When did you get admin powers?

 

Lucius: Mod powers. Shade gave her main 8 mod powers. 

 

Valter: You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits

 

Lon'qu: The fuck did I just read?

 

Lon'qu: @Eirika @Ephraim @Lyon I am so sorry you have to deal with this man

 

Lon'qu has banned Valter from This is So Sad, Azura Sing Lost in Thoughts all Alone

 

 

Lon'qu: Omg Reinhardt has to delete so many comments when he wakes up to prevent Anthony from seeing them

 

Anthony: Too late, already screenshoted them.

 

Lon'qu: Shit

 

Lon'qu: @Shade @Reinhardt @Lukas

 

Lon'qu: The lil gremlin is out of control

 

Seliph: Pizza should have a poison in the sauce and the antidote in the thick crust part so we can kill off the people who don't eat the crust

 

Lon'qu: S E L I P H

 

Lon'qu: @Sigurd I know your awake fucking Dierdre

 

Arvis: Bold of you to assume that

 

Raquesis: She's in here with me and some of the other girls. We're finishing up a game of Bullshit and heading to bed.

 

Lon'qu: Then...

 

Lon'qu: Is Sigurd having gay sex with Arvis?

 

Lon'qu: Oh god. 

 

Lon'qu: @Shade

 

Lon'qu: BURNING ASHES IS CANON

 

Finn: Edit, I just checked in on them, Arvis got stuck in the toilet bowl lid. 

 

Finn: Eldigan and Quan are laughing their asses off

 

Finn: This is the shit I have to deal with folks

 

Tiki: @Pit 

 

Tiki: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes?

 

Pit: Hold on

 

Pit: @Palutena

 

Pit: Is she even here

 

RADiant Hero: Hol on 

 

RADiant Hero has added PaluBAEa to the chat!

 

Palutena: Sup nerds. 

 

Pit: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny snakes?

 

Palutena: Pit. It is 2 am. Go the fuck to sleep. 

 

Palutena: All of you. Sleep now. 

 

Google Chrom: Fitbits are Tamagotchis

 

Google Chrom: Except the Dumbass Creature you have to keep alive is yourself

 

Google Chrom: Why can't this be digimon?

 

Henry: Cannibalism can solve both overpopulation and the world hunger epidemic

 

Lyon: How long does it take for Grave Robbing to become Archeology

 

Marth: Based on genital structure, men should be wearing the skirts and women the pants

 

Pit: NO PANTS MARS

 

RADiant Hero: NO PANTS MARS

 

Richter: NO PANTS MARS

 

Caeda: NO PANTS MARS

 

Gordin: 5 POINTS!

 

Titania: EVERYONE GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! SOME OF US WANT TO BE PRODUCTIVE TOMORROW

 

Anthony is offline

Titania is offline

Marth is offline

RADiant Hero is offline

Richter is offline

Caeda is offline

Gordin is offline

Alm is offline

Seliph is offline

Lon'qu is offline

Lyon is offline

Henry is offline

Google Chrom is offline

PaluBAEa is offline

Tiki is offline

Finn is offline

Arvis is offline

Sigurd is offline

Raquesis is offline

Tru Dad is offline

 

Shade: Hello Darkness my old friend. 

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Arvis: I'm making fuckin mac and cheese.

 

Alm: Weren't you banned from kitchen duty?

 

Fjorm has sent selfie lol.jpg

 

Fjorm: Not with me in the kitchen (^_^)~*

 

Seliph: Two bowls please, both extra cheesy!

 

Julia: You know how to make mine dad.

 

Julius: Wait, am I still in this family even if I'm from another timeline?

 

Dierdre: Yes

 

Dierdre: @Sigurd

 

Dierdre: We need the dad

 

Shade: Sorry to inturrupt but can someone grill me a cheese?

 

Shade: I have lost my voice and my head feels like f2p anuses when Reinhardt shoves his hand so far up their asses he can make people into muppets.

 

Arvis: @Reinhardt @Ishtar @Olwen 

 

Arvis: Pls explain

 

Reinhardt: It's a joke. Please don't think I can do that. You know my sleeves are just really big and I don't do that thing

 

Reinhardt: Also 3 bowls of mac and cheese please. 1 with cayanne please

 

Berkut: Make that 2 more. Anthony wants some and I'm wanting to try this food

 

Fjorm: ALL RIGHT YOU HEARD WHAT THEY SAID LET'S GET SOME KRAFT BOILING!

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Marth: @Shade I forgot to add some of my friends from smash. Is it ok if I add them?

 

Shade: Sure as long as they don't cause trouble. I don't need that stuff rn

 

Marth has added Zeldamn, Really Shulking It, Arm Pit, Lasagaroar, Big Mac and T̴̪͇͙͉̖͈̲̯̻̤̲̬̀̓͋̒́͗ͅḨ̴̖̮͇̞͓̳͖̱̿́͝E̴̜͑̈́̍̀̂̌̀̎̽̍̓̉̈́̎̆ ̶̘̫͇̣̲̠̮̳͙̓͆̇̊́̈́̒̒B̵̛͈̻̺͇̥͖̯̊͋̃̎̆̉̋̅̇̓̋͊͝͝Ą̸̙̝̲̬̘͇͈̤̺̪͙͉̽͌̔̏̌́̚͘͘͜B̶̨̪̩͔̤̻̀̌͒̈́̈Y̷̡̯̭̺̣̰̟̲͐͌̉̈̈͒͑̍ to the chat!

 

Samus: Who's Lasagaroar

 

Marth: Incineroar. I'd feel bad if I didn't include one furball. 

 

Marth: Normally it's Pikachu but Pikachu can't type. 

 

Samus: But Pit and Nino are here????

 

Shulk: It's good not to question things like this. 

 

Shulk: @Lucina TIME BROS

 

Lucina: TIME BROS!

 

Dark Pit: Alright, where's that fucking faker with my voice. 

 

Shade: N O  I  A M  N O T  D E A L I N G  W I T H  T H I S

 

Shade is now idle

 

Richter: Now look at what you've done, you've scared Shade! 

 

Anthony: She's not scared, just 500% done with life

 

Samus: Mood. 

 

Zelda: Is Incineroar lurking or...? 

 

Zelda: Because he has like no reason for a chatroom

 

Marth: I added him. 

 

Daisy: So is this like a smash/fire emblem reunion?

 

RADiant Hero: No it isn't. We just get bored a lot

 

Zelda has added Peachy~ to the chat!

 

Zelda: Meme time. 

 

Lon'qu: Not right now. I have the powers of moderators and Jojo on my side!

 

Anthony: Dude

 

Anthony: U didn't even meme it right. 

 

Reinhardt: As long as we don't add the dads of smash to this chat nothing will collapse on itself. 

 

Reinhardt: The dad jokes shall be contained. 

 

Arvis: Dude, there's more than enough dads here. Why would we need more dads?

 

Reinhardt: I didn't think this through did I?

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Google Chrom has added Bowser to the chat!

 

Google Chrom: So what do you call a nosy pepper?

 

Robin (M): An abomination?

 

Shade: Nah that's me. 

 

Google Chrom: Jalepeno Buisness!

 

Arvis: What did one eye say to the other eye?

 

Julia: pls no

 

Arvis: Between you and me, something smells!

 

Corn (F): What concert cost 45 cents?

 

Berkut: A shitty one

 

Corn (F): 50 cent featuring Nickleback! 

 

Shade: How do you fit 5 Snorlaxes and 3 Wailords onto a bus?

 

Reinhardt: You don't 

 

Shade: Nah, ya just gotta POKEMON! 

 

Reinhardt is offline

 

Google Chrom: Did ya hear about the Italian Chef who died?

 

Google Chrom: He pasta way

 

Anthony has logged off

 

Julia: Now look at what you've done. 

 

Arvis: I guess he just ran out of thyme. 

 

Julia has logged off

 

Tru Dad: Here today, gone Tomato

 

Leo: Just no

 

Leo has logged off

 

Bartre: His wife's still in shock, I guess cheeses still not over it

 

Richter has logged off

 

Pit has logged off

 

Tiki has logged off

 

RADiant Hero has logged off

 

Lon'qu has logged off

 

Raquesis has logged off

 

Lukas has logged off

 

Boey has logged off

 

Lucius has logged off

 

Seliph: I guess they never sausage a tragedy coming!

 

Hector: Ashes to Ashes, Crust to Crust

 

Sigurd: There's just not mushroom in this world for chefs these days

 

Bowser: We cannoli do so much for them

 

Quan: Currently sending olive the prayers to the family

 

Greil: I guess he'll become a pizza history

 

Titania: I'm sorry but

 

Titania has logged off

 

 

Shade: What do you call a pencil without lead?

 

Shade: Pointless! 

 

Google Chrom: Dude, my wedding was so great even the cake was in tiers!

 

Frederick Kruger: No it wasn't. 

 

Seliph: What did the shy rock wish for?

 

Seliph: That they were a little boulder! 

 

Lissa: Seliph, please stop enabling them. 

 

Takumi: I HAVE TAKEN CORN HOSTAGE! STOP THE JOKES OR I WILL SHOOT HER

 

Anthony is online

 

 

Anthony: Come on guys, people are drinking on these jokes, we really need to raise the bar! 

 

Lyn: What was with the screaming from Corrin's room?

 

Shade: I'll be here.... ALL THE FUCKING TIME! 

 

Shade: AND THANK YOU SIDE WALKS FOR KEEPING ME OFF THE STREET! 

 

Google Chrom: You all were blessings.

 

Takumi: L E A V E

 

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Shade: @Reinhardt

 

Shade: I need the soup of the Ramen

 

Reinhardt: SHADE I AM IN FUCKING GOD KNOWS WHERE I CANNOT GET YOU RAMEN

 

Shade: >:-|


 

Shade: @Lucius

 

Shade: Is there anymore medicine I can take so I don't feel like I was cursed with the 9 day curse?

 

Lucius: Actually getting some sleep and not texting me.


Shade: @Berkut

 

Shade: Grill me a cheese

 

Berkut: Can't. Stuck dealing with uprisers in Muspell rn. 


 

Shade: @Raquesis

 

Shade: Does releasing sexual frustrations help cure a head cold? Asking for a friend

 

Raquesis: NO! >:0 GO TO SLEEP! 


 

Shade: @Lyon

 

Shade: I have coughed up the plague. I need the ades of power

 

Lyon: I don't know what your talking about but I'll send Henry to collect the plague sample so we can figure out what went wrong


 

Shade: @Peri Can you kill me already? I am ready for death

 

Peri: I am coming up with the soup! 

 

Nino: And I have the tissues! 


 

Shade: @Sharena

 

Shade: Let Soren, Innes, the morgans and Arvis know I am putting tactics to them today. I cannot deal with anything

 

Sharena: Who's on Anthony watch then? 

 

Shade: I'm sure he can't cause too much trouble right?

 

Sharena: He changed the wifi password to penis because Michaiah offered him $5 and a bag of gummy worms.

 

Shade: Pass the child off to someone who won't cause him harm

 

Shade: Like Hector. 

 

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Reinhardt has created a new chat

 

Reinhardt has renamed the chat to Everyone is Gay!

 

Reinhardt has added Leon, Mist, Lene,Lukas, Leo, Hrid, Alm, Seliph, Faye, Olwen, Florina, Lyn, Lucius, Raven, Lyon, Knoll, Ephraim, Innes, and Ike to the chat!

 

Ike has changed his name to RADiant Hero

 

Innes: Why is there a straight in this chat?

 

Reinhardt: He's amBIguous. 

 

RADiant Hero: I like guys sometimes, sometimes I like girls, other times I just like meat. 

 

Mist: Brother this is my wonderful girlfriend. 

 

Lene: ^_^ /

 

Innes: Not the straight I was going for

 

Lukas: I'm ace aro Innes. I thought we were over this. 

 

Innes: But you and

 

Lukas: He's pan. 

 

Lukas: Also fuck off your having an orgy with Lyon, Knoll and Ephraim. 

 

Ephraim: Sorry. Polyamory!

 

Leon: Shit wait if that counts then I need to add Zeke/Camus

 

Leon has added Camus, Nyna and Tatiana to the chat!

 

Leon has changed his name to zegayLorde

 

Camus: Gay chat? Why am I here?

 

Reinhardt: Everyone is gay. You too. I consider Polys to be gay.

 

zegayLorde: *cries in gay*

 

Seliph: Fyi I think I'm Solarian (aka he/him and they/them)

 

Reinhardt: Can i still call you Seli on the they/them days?

 

Seliph: Absolutely

 

Knoll: Glad to see I'm not the only one struggling with identity

 

Lene: Pardon me for asking but why?

 

Lyon: We're trying to help him transition better but Grado is better at fucking up than medicines. 

 

Reinhardt: @Knoll @Lyon Arvis is looking over my shoulder and he's offering to help you transition. 

 

Reinhardt: Also he's offering to help people make blankets of their flags. 

 

RADiant: Are bis valid in this chat

 

Reinhardt: It's always bi appreciation in this house

 

RADiant Hero: @Richter

 

RADiant Hero: He's got a gf who went batshit and is now fucking a bat. 

 

Richter: Ok 1, fuk u

 

Richter: 2 I'm not a furry for fucking Alucard

 

Richter: So piss off with that. 

 

Lyon: So no one is creeped about the whole Knoll/Me/Ephraim/Innes thing?

 

Camus: Nah dude. We gucci w that

 

Lyn: Bi squad up! 

 

Tatiana: Wait is Lucius trans as well?

 

Lucius: No I am not. Just really gay

 

 

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Veronica has added Bruno to the chat!

 

Veronica: My brother's gonna be summonable for the 2019 bun banner

 

Bruno: Fuck off. I did not consent to this.

 

Alfonse: At least we match Zac. 

 

Shade: Wait @Bruno do we call you Bruno or Zacharias? I just don't wanna make you uncomfortable

 

Bruno: Either or. I don't give a shit

 

Loki: Am I the only one who is super unnerved by this?

 

Loki: Especially since Sutr and Hel won't let me be in my more comfortable form

 

Loki: Doesn't help that my female form is the summonable one

 

Loki: Now I have to wear a bunny suit that exposes my cleavage

 

Sharena: Wait your trans?

 

Shade: Wait Alfonse's not banned from this chat?

 

Loki: Yeah. I'm trying to go FtM but these fuckin devs won't let me

 

Loki: FFS you have camoola for a reason

 

Loki: Let me transition in peace dammit. 

 

Loki: I like the aesthetic colors of the fem!me but

 

Loki: I don't like the tiddies

 

Shade: @Lucina would like to have those tiddies

 

Lucina: SHADE 

 

Loki: So none of you have a problem?

 

Shade: Nah. 

 

Shade: Reinhardt's pan

 

Shade: Fernand is demi

 

Shade: Lukas is ace/aro

 

Shade: And I'm fuckin trash ur point?

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Shade: Loki's spring form makes me uncomfortable

 

Shade: It's this close to showing her clit

 

Loki: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL 

 

Loki: IT EMPHASISES THE TWO THINGS I HATE ABOUT MYSELF: MY GENETALIA AND MY TITS

 

Loki: Aesthetic? Cool. Bow? Cool. 

 

Loki: Boobs and almost showing clit?

 

Loki: Not cool

 

Loki: At least I can sympathize with Lucina and Cordelia now

 

Lyn: AND ME I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT

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Reinhardt: So...

 

Reinhardt: @Seliph is Solarian/probably gay

 

Reinhardt: @Knoll is Trans/Gay

 

Reinhardt: @Loki is Trans

 

Reinhardt: @Mist, @Lene @Florina are Lesbians

 

Reinhardt: @Lukas is Asexual/Aromantic

 

Reinhardt: @Fernand is Demisexual

 

Reinhardt: I'm Pan

 

Reinhardt: @Lyn @RADiant Hero are bi

 

Reinhardt: @Ephraim is polyamoric and gay

 

Reinhardt: @Leon is hella gay

 

Reinhardt: @Innes and @Raven won't admit they're gay

 

Reinhardt: And @Lucius is gay. 

 

Reinhardt: Did I miss anyone?

 

Olwen: Reinhardt you dumbfuck

 

Olwen: I'M BI

 

Olwen: @Faye is Bi @Leo @Hrid are gay 

 

Alm: I'm probably queer, I haven't figured it out yet

 

Alm: @Richter is Bi @Lyon is probably gay 

 

Anthony: And I'm here for some reason. Who added me? 

 

Julia: Whoops wrong chat I invited you to. Also #bisquad 

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Leo: True story from Nohr's bullshit of rulers

 

Leo: Someone accused Iago and Hans of raping a girl

 

Leo: So they got the lawyer and he's like "Just normal business clothes"

 

Leo: Fuckers showed up to court naked and Hans had a whip

 

Leo: Immediately convicted but some how we still keep the fuckers because my dad is a fucking pile of shit for brains who doesn't take rape seriously.

 

Arvis: Then we overthrow the Nohrians

 

Oboro: OVERTHROW THE NOHRIANS!

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Michiah has added Yune to This is So Sad, Azura Sing Lost In Thoughts All Alone

 

Shade: Since when can birbs type

 

Naesala: ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ

 

Yune: I am no ordinary birb

 

Yune: I am goddess birb

 

RADiant Hero: More like Loli Goddess

 

Yune: Bite my ass you subhuman fucker

 

Zelgius: shit

 

Michiah: Why can't we have nice things in the main chat?

 

Yune: Someone tell the gremlin to stop throwing bread at me.

 

RADiant Hero: Which gremlin?

 

Yune: The one who looks like a feral child. 

 

RADiant Hero: Oh

 

RADiant Hero: @Anthony

 

RADiant Hero: Throw baguettes at her. They'll feed her longer

 

Michiah: I K E

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Shade: Yune came home on the free summon

 

Yune: I guess you can call it

 

Yune: God Bless

 

Shade: Ayyye

 

Yune: Ayye

 

RADiant Hero: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep!

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Reinhardt: @Everyone

 

Reinhardt: There is only one thing worse than being killed

 

Reinhardt: Boom

 

Reinhardt: Anthony getting killed

 

Xander: So your saying Anthony is the problem? I knew we should've killed the little shit

 

Lukas: REINHARDT NO


 

Shade: @Chrom @Robin (M) @Frederick

 

Shade: Three bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz their not gay


Marth: @Shade is that a police here?

RADiant Hero: I'M CALLING THE WEED


Shade: Taco Bell has Fresha Voca Do and I've never felt more alive 


Shade: DEEZ NUTS

Hector: Dammit Kid, this thing buzzed so loud I almost dropped my fuckin croissant


Anna: It's like the inn gives you bottled water to pay for and it's like there's free fuckin water in the tap you asshole


Reinhardt: I AM THE TIER DESTROYER DESTROYER OF THE TIERS

Berkut: THE META QUIVERS BEFORE HIM

Reinhardt: @Yune @Every Green Unit FUCK OFF 


Frederick: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?

Shade: The fuk does that even mean?


 

Leon: @everyone Move I'm gay. I've got rights to be the first 5*+10


Arvis: My hair is red

Arvis: Sigurd's is blue

Arvis: Why did you leave me @Azel

Arvis: What did I do? 


Henry: I have taught a bunch of animatronic snowmen how to chant Hail Grima

Henry: Today is a good day

Berkut: SO YOUR THE ASSHOLE


Ryoma: So both Corrins spilt an entire gallon's worth of Listerine on themselves

Anthony: And that is my problem how???? 


Alfonse: So we're passing notes during the war meetings huh?

Alfonse: @Shade read what you've been passing or I'm sending you to deal with Niles' bullshit

Shade: Why's @Gustav's and @Alfonse's dicks hanging on the floor?

Alfonse: What the actual fuck


Alfonse: Why the fuck do I hear talking during the war meetings?

Shade: U got ears u dumb fuck


Anthony: @Lukas @Sigurd @Arvis @Quan @Eldigan @Finn @Eliwood @Hector @Bartre @Canas @Dorcas @Seth @Greil @Chrom @Frederick @Lon'qu @Xander @Ryoma @Reinhardt 

Anthony: Daddy?

Chrom: DO ANY OF US LOOK LIKE YOUR FUCKIN DAD

Alm: He can't help he has no father figure in his life!


Zelgius: Pass the popcorn

Michiah: This is a funeral

Zelgius: THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!


 

Fernand: @Arvis' mac and cheese sounds like my wet dream of a threesome involving me Mathilda and Clive

Rinea: @Berkut and this is the man you chose for your vassal?


Wrys: I fear I am the only normal one left in this chat room

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Shade: @Feh Your doing amazing sweetie but we've gotta find better updates

 

Shade: Pair Up just made Reinhardt nuking things much easier

 

Shade: And no one's gonna care about Aether Resort or Allegiance battles. We want orbs. 

 

Shade: Also the fuck is up with demoting people I get sick of as 4* into 3*, they'll be more common.

 

Ike: And the 5* from before Frozen 2 won't be summonable

 

Ike: The fuck. I want to fuck people's rates up

 

Lyn: Dude Same

 

Julia: Already pulled it on Shade

 

Azura: Did it to Shade numerous times

 

Anthony: And i'm still not summonable ;-;

 

Anthony: I just want snuggles from more summoners

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Private Chat (Sigurd+Seliph)

Seliph: Dad... I need advice

 

Seliph: See, I'm kind of having one of those they/them days, and Leif kept saying that nonbinary people are a phase and that I need to grow out of it since I'm the future of Judgral...

 

Seliph: What do I do

 

Sigurd: eye emoji gun emoji

 

Sigurd: Quan's in so much trouble


 

Private Chat (Sigurd+Quan)

Sigurd has sent screenshot.1.jpg

 

Sigurd: Mind explaining this? 

 

Sigurd: I won't hesitate eye emoji gun emoji

 

Quan: The fuck?


Private Chat (Quan, Ethlyn and Finn)

Quan has sent screenshot.1.3.jpg

 

Quan: The fuck is this? 

 

Quan: @Finn what was Lief taught

 

Quan: I'm holding you responsible since I got stabbed

 

Finn: I told him everyone is a queen sir!

 

Ethlyn: Dude you should just see the chat Lief is in right now. He's not going to need a colostomy bag by the time Reinhardt's done with him...


Private Chat (Reinhardt, Lukas, Boey, Lucius, Alm and Leif)

Reinhardt: @Leif What did we tell you about being NBphobic?

 

Reinhardt: And homophobic for that matter?

 

Leif: Shut up you useless pan pizza. Isn't that just being bi, which is also just being gay?

 

Lukas: I sense a disturbance in the force.

 

Reinhardt:

 

Reinhardt: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Friegian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Loptyrians along with your home country, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in magical warfare and I’m the top mage knight in the entire Friege Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Seliph about nonbinary people not being valid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting the Gelben Ritter across the rift and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Order of Heroes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid.

 

Alm: EVERYONE IS A QUEEN LEIF! 

 

Lucius: I'm a healer but. ^-^_/

 

Boey: BEGONE 

 

Boey: T̶̡̜̼͉̺̭͚̩̫̫̦̱̟͗̿̔̌͆͗̑͊̈́ͅH̵̡͈͎̼̠͚̗͚͓̣͜Õ̴̜̜̮͍̣̲̥̊͌͂̇̾͊͘T̸̙͉͍͇̭̦̜̥̼͌

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RADiant Hero has added HakunaMatata, Nottafurfag, Catwoman, Mordecai and I'm Too Old for this Shit to the chat!

 

RADiant Hero: Mist's gay Haar

 

Haar: For?

 

RADiant Hero: This girl named Lene. 

 

Mist: OwO 

 

Lethe: What's the point of this? 

 

Ranulf: Does it look like I know? 

 

Caineghis has changed his name to Simba

 

Ranulf: At least I don't have to explain this to his royal furry king

 

Shade: Ike, I just realized we need an update to the text to speech mod.

 

RADiant Hero: Y

 

Shade: Mordecai can't read. I'm pretty sure he only understands ancient tounge. 

 

Haar: Why does this thing keep waking me up?

 

Haar: And it's not the chat. 

 

Haar: It's some tiny gremlin. 

 

RADiant Hero: What does it look like?

 

Haar has sent getthislittleshitoffofmebeforeikillhim.png

 

RADiant Hero: That's Anthony. He won't do much harm. He's probably trying to scout you out. He always does it to the new heroes

 

Haar: But he's interrupting my nap.

 

Shade: According to Lene you got a full 45 minutes on the battlefield and only woke up when Lucius almost had to knock you conscious to not die

 

Haar: Hell yeah! Nothing in my life matters! 

 

Mist: And here we see a Gen Z stuck in a Millenial's body. 

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Ranulf: @RADiant Hero

 

Ranulf: Pls help

 

Ranulf: There's a kid who won't stop playing with my ears and tail.

 

RADiant Hero: That's Anthony

 

RADiant Hero: He's the least of your worries considering Alm's, Celica's and Rinea's cat obsession.


 

Oscar: So I finally got Anthony to eat his vegetables without getting threatened by a lobster

 

Sakura: But Ryoma wants nothing to do with him.

 

Berkut: I'm sorry for being an ancestor to that Walmart. Anyways how did you get him to eat his vegetables?

 

Oscar: The fact you can put cheese on anything. 

 

Berkut: Ok so why is Shade smothered in cheese sauce.

 

Shade: Pretzel Pizza is a fail so i did the next best thing ;-;


 

Camilla: Who ate all of the cookies? 

 

Anthony: Kellam

 

Camilla: I didn't see him in the kitchen

 

Anthony: That's the joke. No one ever sees him. 

 

Lukas: Whoops. 


Lucius: So I asked Anthony what his favorite part of the book is.

 

Lucius: He said the part when Gollum fell into the lava with the ring

 

Lucius: Never trusting Azama with his religious teachings again


Anthony: I accidentally spilled ice cream on Baby Lucina and long story short Chrom saw me lick the baby

 

Anthony: @Reinhardt help pls


Anthony: Mia isn't the fastest hero

 

Anthony: That would be Reinhardt when he hears that I've gotten myself into more trouble than I should for a 13 yr old.


Titania: We are no longer having glitter in the order

 

Titania: Anthony keeps spreading it to places there shouldn't be glitter


Anthony: The can opener is broken. Incineroar keeps wanting tuna

 

Shade: Then it's a Can't opener?


Berkut: So Alm dropped a chicken nugget on the floor, offered it to Anthony

 

Berkut: He said no, Alm then offered it to Ike

 

Berkut: Then Shade ran off of it like she stole the fucking hope diamond. 


Hector: @Anthony we told you to stay in bed at these hours. Quit spookin us!

 

Anthony: But I keep seeing scary things! 

 

Hector: Scarier than a pissed off me?

Anthony: Yes! Valter and Oliver having s-e-x! 

 

Hector: OH SHIT


Alfonse: Why is Anthony's bed in my room?

 

Alfonse: And why does he have a race car bed?

 

Shade: Temporary moving arrangements. He keeps seeing Valter and Oliver buttfucking. It's why he kept getting out of bed. 


Shade: Anthony called Ranch "Salad Frosting" on accident and now I can't stop thinking about it. 


Shade: Ok Lucius wanted it quiet so he could say grace

 

Shade: And Anthony starts fucking howling like a dog, and then gets Naiahlah in on it. 

 

Shade: Folks, we either have an immortal or he worships a different god than us. 


Shade: Nino wants to be a sage to help people like Lloyd and Linus did

 

Shade: Anthony just wants to hide under couch cushions and poke people with needles

 

Shade: Welcome to Askr!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Calliope: Wait

 

Calliope: Who changed the names?

 

Calliope: And why can't we change them back?

 

Equius Zahhak: D-> and what's up with this ST00PID typing quirk

 

Kanaya Maryam: So Let's Figure Out Who's Who.

 

Kanaya Maryam: This is Lukas

 

Karkat Vantas: BERKUT 

 

Karkat Vantas: OK WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!? 

 

Calliope: Anthony ^-^

 

Andrew Hussie: Shade

 

Andrew Hussie: Ok what the actual fuck

 

Damara Megido: マース

 

Damara Megido: 誰もが実際にこれを読むことができるのを待つか、これはほんの少し日本語に翻訳されていますか。

 

Damara Megido: そうでなければ、葉はこの惑星に住むに値しないクソ女です

 

John Egbert: Marth no!

 

John Egbert: Also this is Seliph

 

Equius Zahhak: D--> Reinhardt

 

Aradia Megido: eir

 

Dave Strider: lucina

 

Bro: I don't think for the sake of Eir's life I should reveal myself

 

Bro: But @Lord English is Lyon

 

Lord English: PISS OFF SAMUEL

 

 

Lord English: 4/13 ONLY HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR

 

Andrew Hussie: So I'm guessing this'll happen when 6/12 rolls around? 

 

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Matthew has added Joker to the chat!

 

Jakob: Oh hell no. 

 

Matthew: So kid, do you have a name or do we just call ya Joker

 

Joker: Well... The most common name the games have me under is Ren Amamiya but I also go under Akira Kurusu. 

 

Shade: Smash newb?

 

Shade: Good luck kid. This is the game where everyone dies. 

 

???: Doesn't everybody?

 

Shade: @Eir your weird ass friend's here. 

 

Eir: That's not mine though... Mine was Haar...

 

Shade: So what the fuck. 

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Shade: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

 

Berkut: Someone translate that

 

Reinhardt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Berkut: And that

 

???: *earrape screeching*

 

Berkut: Not that

 

Ike: Genny, Lukas and Felicia got alts for the new banner. Also if played correctly, Lukas get's like +20 defense on foe turns.