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Hinata Shouyou created group chat

Hinata Shouyou added Kageyama Tobio, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Yachi Hitoka

 

Hinata Shouyou

hey guys!! i made a group chat for us first years!!

 

Tsukishima Kei

delete it

 

Yamaguchi Tadashi

dont be mean, tsukki!

 

Tsukishima Kei

shut up yamaguchi

 

Hinata Shouyou

ANYWay, i just thought that this would be a fun idea ya know???

 

Yachi Hitoka

it’s a great idea!!

 

Hinata Shouyou

thanks yachi :)

 

Kageyama Tobio changed Tsukishima Kei’s name to salt

 

salt

fuck you

 

Kageyama Tobio

is that an invitation

 

Yamaguchi Tadashi

OH DAMN

 

Yamaguchi Tadashi changed Kageyama Tobio’s name to smooth af

Yamaguchi Tadashi changed Yachi Hitoka’s name to perfect

Yamaguchi Tadashi changed Hinata Shouyou’s name to #10

 

Yamaguchi Tadashi

there we go

 

perfect

but what about you???

 

perfect changed Yamaguchi Tadashi’s name to freckle bby

 

freckle bby

uwu

 

salt

NO

 

salt

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

freckle bby

h-hewwo? twukishwima-san?

 

salt

SCREAMS

 

#10

gwasses-chan? i-is thwat you?

 

salt

IM FUCKING LEAVING

 

salt left group chat

perfect added salt to group chat

 

salt

YACHI

 

salt

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS BETRAYAL

 

perfect

dwont h-huwt me ;-;

 

salt

I HATE YOU ALL

 

smooth af

ok i have to agree with tsukishima on this one

 

salt

THANK YOU

 

freckle bby

hinata do you wanna come hang out with me bc our respective bffs are being mean

 

#10

yes!! i do!! btw where?

 

freckle bby

we could go see that new movie that just came out and then have lunch?

 

#10

MM MMM YOU AINT GETTIN ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION

 

smooth af

ignore him

 

smooth af

he has recently been listening to that american comedian john mulaney

 

smooth af

and i havent been mean :( its all tsukki

 

salt

dont call me that

 

perfect

why do i have 11 notifications

 

perfect

oh shit i gotta go

 

freckle bby

if it’s what i think it is, text me later ok?

 

perfect

dont worry about me yamaguchi, but i will text you :)

 

perfect is offline

 

#10

wait what? is yachi gonna be ok????????

 

freckle bby

yeah, she’s probably gonna be fine, but i dont think that it’s my place to tell

 

freckle bby

sorry

 

#10

youre ok im just worried :)

 

#10

ok ok ok im heading over to the movies now. are you there?

 

freckle bby

oh shit no!! im leaving now!! sorry!!

 

#10

it’s ok!! :) dont worry!!

 

salt

yall so pure

 

smooth af

i gotta go buy milk

 

smooth af is offline

 

salt

have fun at the movies, tadashi

 

#10

hey what about me????? 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

 

salt

not with that face

 

#10

(◕‿◕✿)

 

salt

nope. i dont like you

 

freckle bby

dont be mean tsukki :(

 

#10

fuck you tsukishima 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

 

salt

whatever shorty

 

salt is offline

 

#10

rude

 

#10 is offline

freckle bby is offline

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perfect

i just realized that we never named this groupchat

 

freckle bby

yachi! how are you????

 

perfect

oh no!! i dsdint tesft ypiuh!!!!!!!!!! jjvfhkfvhbghkfvkddjfskhvfbkhjdckjvchbkvffvcjjbjvfbgfvbcknkjn bvkdfskvnks

 

freckle bby

hey! dont worry about it! it’s ok!

 

perfect

im so sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

perfect

i’ll text you right now!




Yamaguchi, Yachi

 

Yachi

i am so sorry tadashi!

 

Yamaguchi

hey, don’t worry about it :)

 

Yachi

anyway, it is what you thought it was.

 

Yachi

my mom came home from her business trip. i love her because she’s my mom, y’know? but… it’s just so… draining, i guess. she always criticizes me, judges my hobbies and clothes, etc. idk. im just really exhausted right now.

 

Yachi

anyway, how was your date with Hinata?

Yamaguchi

hey, i get that. relatives are hard to deal with. dont let her get to you, ok? i’m always here for you. :)

 

Yamaguchi

it wasnt a date, you already know that i like someone else >:((((((((

 

Yachi

thank you so much, tadashi :)

yes i know, but it’s fun to tease you - although i hope i wasnt being mean!

 

Yamaguchi

nonononono youre fine!!




Unnamed Groupchat

 

#10

yknw what yachi youre right

 

#10 named group chat “best first years ever!”

 

salt

that’s a stupid name

 

smooth af

i agree

 

freckle bby

what

 

freckle bby

d

 

freckle bby

did tsukki and kageyama agree on something???????

 

freckle bby

im shooketh

 

salt

i thought that meme was dead

 

#10

tsukki lives up to his username

 

salt

please dont call me tsukki. only tadashi can call me that.

 

freckle bby

aww tsukki!!!! >//////<

 

salt

stfu

 

perfect

hey yamaguchi can i talk to you again?

 

freckle bby

ofc!!

 

perfect

i’ll call you

 

perfect is offline

freckle bby is offline

 

#10

what do we do in the meantime

 

smooth af

idk wanna come over so we can practice volleyball?

 

#10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

#10 is offline

smooth af is offline

 

salt

it’s just me now

 

salt

~~~i’m so lonely~~~

 

salt

…………………………………

 

salt

hey tadashi i know ur gonna read these later so im just gonna tell u now that you’re my best friend and i’m so grateful for you

 

salt

hey guess what i regret sending that bc now i’m overwhelmed with ~anxiety~

 

salt

anyway i have something to tell u later, ok?

 

salt

i guess i’ll just send memes until yall get online

 

salt
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

 

salt

i think thats enough

 

salt

i just got war flashbacks from seeing that movie

 

salt

ok u guys are taking too long to get back online so i’m just gonna leave

 

salt

BTW EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE SAID IN THIS GROUP CHAT S T A Y S IN THIS GROUP CHAT

 

salt

NO ONE MUST KNOW THAT I HAVE EMOTIONS

 

salt is offline

.

.

.

freckle bby is online

 

freckle bby

holy shit

 

freckle bby

tsukki!! i am so so so so grateful for you too!! and ofc you know that youre my best friend!

 

freckle bby

and tsukki, if your anxiety is getting bad again, please talk to me or any of us on the team, we would be happy to help. or, if you dont want to do that, remember that your mom offered to get you a therapist a few years ago.

 

freckle bby

what is it you want to tell me? yachi also said that you have something to tell me.

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Yamaguchi---Tsukishima

Yamaguchi

what’s up, tsukki?

 

Yamaguchi

i figured that you might not want everyone else to know — although it sounds like yachi already does?

 

Tsukishima

yeah. i know that this is something i should probably tell you face-to-face… but… i dont think i can do that.

 

Yamaguchi

hey, thats okay. i get it. i would probably do the same.

 

Tsukishima

okokokokokokokok i can do this

 

Tsukishima

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

 

Yamaguchi

tsukki, if it’s something you’re not comfortable talking about, you can always tell me later

 

Tsukishima

no, i have to do this now, otherwise i’ll just be miserable if i dont

 

Tsukishima

okay, so y’know how people, like, get crushes n shit?

 

Yamaguchi

yeah?

 

Yamaguchi

gASP

 

Yamaguchi

TSUKKI DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH

 

Tsukishima

yes

 

Yamaguchi

who is it?????

 

Tsukishima

i’m getting to that...

 

Tsukishima

it’s kuroo

 

Yamaguchi

wait what???? i mean—i’m happy for you… i guess i just thought that you were gonna say someone else

 

Tsukishima

omg omg omg omg

 

Tsukishima

god i’m laughing so hard rn

 

Yamaguchi

????????

 

Tsukishima

it’s not kuroo!!!!! i dont even like him as a friend tbh

 

Yamaguchi

what?

 

Tsukishima

it’s you. it’s always been you. i’ve liked you for as long as i can remember, tadashi. if you don’t return my feelings that’s okay. i just hope things stay the same and nothing is awkward between us.

 

Yamaguchi

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Yamaguchi

i like you too!!! i like you so so so so so so much!

 

Tsukishima

wait really?

 

Yamaguchi

of course!

 

Yamaguchi

hey do you wanna go tonight? like, on a date?

 

Tsukishima

yeah, i would like that

 

Yamaguchi

i’m so happy!

 

Tsukishima

:’)




best first years ever!

#10

ya know in superhero movies when the hero goes like “gwahh!!!” and punches the villain?

 

#10

i kinda want to do that to kageyama

 

smooth af

wtf

 

#10

no, you didnt let me finish!

 

#10

i want to do that in a nice way!

 

smooth af

wtf

 

#10

like a super friendly way!!!! like an extra-super-friendly way!

 

freckle bby

oh

 

freckle bby

i know what’s happening

 

smooth af

please explain

 

smooth af

i dont get it

 

#10

neither do i???????????????????

 

salt

tadashi are you thinking the same thing i am




Yamaguchi---Tsukishima

Yamaguchi

they gay

 

Tsukishima

that’s one way of putting it




best first years ever!

#10

kageyamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

smooth af

bakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

#10

凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

 

freckle bby

oh!! tsukki!! it’s almost time!!

 

salt

oh shit you’re right!

 

salt

i’m gonna get dressed then i’ll meet you there, okay?

 

freckle bby

okay!! :D

 

salt is offline

freckle bby is offline

 

#10

where are they going????

 

smooth af

idk

 

perfect is online

 

perfect

gay

 

perfect is offline

 

#10

?????????????????????????

 

smooth af

????????????????????????????????????????

 

smooth af

hinata do you wanna go get ice cream and then practice?

 

#10

i do!!

 

#10 is offline

smooth af is offline

perfect is online

 

perfect

i have a secret

 

perfect

but you guys are all offline so i’ll tell you all later

 

perfect is offline

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best first years ever!

 

freckle bby changed salt’s name to tsuwukki

tsuwukki

nooooooooooooooo

 

tsuwukki

tadashi how could you :(

 

tsuwukki

i’m breaking up with you

 

freckle bby

wait but we only went on one date and we never discussed a relationship

 

tsuwukki

oh

 

tsuwukki

do you want to?

 

freckle bby

yes ofc i do :D

 

#10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

#10

congratulations!!!!

 

freckle bby

thank you :)

 

perfect

is kageyama online?

 

smooth af

ya

 

perfect

okay great!

 

perfect

i have something to tell you all

 

perfect

well, i said it was a secret… but i mean,, it’s not really a secret,,, it’s just something i dont tell a lot of people,,

 

freckle bby

yachi, you dont have to pressure yourself to tell us. we won’t make you. you dont have to tell us anything if it will make you nervous or uncomfortable.

 

prefect

thanks yamaguchi, but i feel like you guys have to know.

 

perfect

i’m trans (mtf)

 

perfect

ahhh!!! i did it!! vnjdfkhgkihjkfdbgofsubvkjreovkjvnsjlahgoeanvdfjlbndfl

 

freckle bby

nice!! thank you for telling us! i support you 120%!! :)

 

perfect

thank you sm yams :’)

 

tsuwukki

i support you too. good job on telling us, that must have taken a lot of courage

 

perfect

!!!that’s the highest compliment you’ve ever given me!!!

 

#10

i support you!!! i’ll fight anyone who’s transphobic to you!! (ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

 

tsuwukki

you’re kinda small and weak for that

 

#10

(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

 

perfect

thank you, hinata :)

 

#10

oi, kageyama hasnt answered yet! i ‘ l l f i g h t h i m

 

tsuwukki

arent u usually small and weak and cute? wtf happened

 

smooth af

ignore hinata, i saw him chug three cups of coffee

 

#10

(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง

 

smooth af

yachi, thank you for telling us. ofc i support you. hinata, pls dont fight me, i’m not transphobic

 

smooth af

actually, i should probably tell you guys too.

 

smooth af

i’m genderfluid

 

smooth af

this was a mistake

 

smooth af is offline

 

perfect

trans friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

#10

why’d he go offline????

 

#10

maybe if i shout loud enough kags will come back

 

#10

I SUPPORT YOU KAGEYAMA

 

tsuwukki

you’re a dickhead, but i support you too

 

freckle bby

me too!! thank you for telling us!

 

#10

i’m gonna go check to see if kags is ok

 

#10 is offline

 

freckle bby

…………………

 

freckle bby

are we all ignoring the fact that tsukki called hinata cute

 

tsuwukki

you’re cuter than him.

 

freckle bby

uwu thwank wou

 

tsuwukki

i take it back

 

tsuwukki

oh that reminds me

 

tsuwukki

yacho i have an offer for you

 

perfect

yacho

 

freckle bby

yacho

 

tsuwukki

*yachi

 

freckle bby

yacho

 

tsuwukki

shut

perfect changed their name to yacho



Tsukishima---Yachi

 

Tsukishima

ok, so my brother is trans

 

Tsukishima

and he has a lot of feminine clothes from before he came out (he came out before he went to high school), and they might fit you.

 

Yachi

oh!! thank you so much tsukki!

 

Tsukishima

ofc




best first years ever!

 

#10

ok we’re back

 

smooth af

hi

 

freckle bby

W E S U P P O R T Y O U K A G E Y A M A

 

smooth af

...thanks

 

smooth af

so uh,,, hinata and i talked and i have shit to say now so listen up

 

smooth af

i use he/they/she pronouns. right now, i’m feeling very ‘he’.

 

smooth af

i’ll tell you guys when it changes

 

yacho

oh!! tsukki, could kageyama have some of the clothes?

 

tsuwukki

they’re probably too small but he could check

 

#10

clothes?

 

smooth af

clothes?

 

freckle bby

clothes?

 

tsuwukki

tadashi, you know that my brother is trans, right?

 

freckle bby

akiteru!!

 

tsuwukki

yeah he has a lot of leftover feminine clothes and i offered them to yacho

 

freckle bby

yacho

 

smooth af

yacho

 

#10

yacho

 

yacho

yacho

 

tsuwukki

fuck you all

 

smooth af

sure

 

#10

kageyama lives up to their username

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Sugawara Koushi created group chat

Sugawara Koushi named group chat “third years bitch”

Sugawara Koushi added Sawamura Daichi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko

 

Sugawara Koushi

i found out that the first years had a group chat and wondered why we never thought of this

 

Shimizu Kiyoko

oh, good. this will help us communicate faster for strategies and whatnot.

 

Azumane Asahi

did i have homework

 

Sugawara Koushi

jumping right in aren’t you

 

Azumane Asahi

sorry

 

Sugawara Koushi

i swear to fuck, asahi, if you fucking feel sorry for yourself or say anything self-decrepitating i will fucking fight you

 

Sawamura Daichi

i’ll fight you just because

 

Sawamura Daichi

nvm suga just hit me and told me to stop being mean

 

Sawamura Daichi changed Sugawara Koushi’s name to sugamama

 

sugamama

really

 

sugamama changed Sawamura Daichi’s name to daddy

 

daddy

NO

 

daddy changed their name to dadchi

 

dadchi

at least make a pun

 

sugamama changed Shimizu Kiyoko’s name to queen

sugamama changed Azumane Asahi’s name to asahoe

 

queen

i have things to take care of. brb.

 

queen is offline

 

sugamama

did shimizu just say brb

 

asahoe

we have been blessed

 

dadchi

amen

 

dadchi

but let’s be real if anyone’s doing the blessing it’s you asahi

 

asahoe

why????

 

dadchi

bc ur jesus

 

sugamama

i have to go too

 

sugamama

i’ll tell you guys later why

 

sugamama is offline

 

dadchi

asahi i love you

 

asahoe

do you really

 

asahoe

or do you just want me for my body

 

dadchi

i love you for your body and money

 

asahoe

i’m leaving you for someone who will actually love me

 

dadchi

i guess i’ll just find another woman with a hot body and tons of money

 

asahoe

oh yeah that reminds me

 

asahoe

away from the shits and giggles,

 

asahoe

i’ve been meaning to tell you guys something but i don’t think that i can because it’s really personal and i’m afraid that you guys will judge me

 

asahoe

also, the author just revealed something big in the last chapter and they dont want things to go too fast

 

dadchi

what

 

asahoe

what

 

dadchi

ANYWAY, asahi, look, i tease you a lot, but you’re my friend, okay? i’ll never judge you.

 

dadchi

unless you,,, like,,,, eat pizza with pineapple,,,, or something. bc then i’m judging you

 

ashoe

thanks :’)

 

asahoe is offline

dadchi is offline

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Nishinoya Yuu created group chat

Nishinoya Yuu named group chat “second years are better than first years”

Nishinoya Yuu added Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Ennoshita Chikara, Narita Kazuhito, Kinoshita Hisashi

 

Nishinoya Yuu

first years have a group chat

 

Nishinoya Yuu

we must be better than them

 

Nishinoya Yuu

as their loyal senpais, of course

 

Ennoshita Chikara

oh grow up

 

Nishinoya Yuu

凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

 

Ennoshita Chikara

wow real mature

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

guys,, i’m so gay,,,

 

Ennoshita Chikara

what did narita do

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

i just saw narita with his sleeves rolled up,, to his elbows

 

Nishinoya Yuu

mood

 

Nishinoya Yuu

i faint whenever asahi does that

 

Ennoshita Chikara

same

 

Ennoshita Chikara

wait i meant tanaka

 

Ennoshita Chikara

well, either way, i’m gay

 

Ennoshita Chikara

wait tanaka is in this group chat

 

Ennoshita Chikara

welp, we all die anyway

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

ladies and gentleman, the five stages of gay panic

 

Nishinoya Yuu

lmao

 

Nishinoya Yuu

wait where are narita and tanaka anyway

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

well, narita shut his phone off bc he was baking and didnt want to be distracted, and i have no clue where tanaka is

 

Nishinoya Yuu

ooh!! are you at his house? bc i’m coming over i wanna eat whatever he made

 

Ennoshita Chikara

me too

 

Tanaka Ryuunosuke is online

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

me too

 

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

ennoshita i think you’re hot too

 

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

but i am currently in a loving relationship with volleyball-chan

 

Tanaka Ryuunosuke changed their name to in love with volleyball-chan

in love with volleyball-chan is offline

 

Nishinoya Yuu

what the actual fuck just happened

 

Ennoshita Chikara

idk dude

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

did he just say “volleyball-chan”

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

anyway, if you guys wanna come over and eat narita’s cookies he said you can

 

Nishinoya Yuu

nice

 

Nishinoya Yuu is offline

Kinoshita Hisashi is offline

Ennoshita Chikara is offline




best first years ever!

 

tsuwukki changed their name to salt

salt

yamafuchi

 

salt

i lovve yuo

 

#10

is he okay

 

smooth af

yeah he’s just half asleep

 

#10

how do you know that

 

smooth af

bc i’m at his house

 

#10

why are you at his house

 

smooth af

yachi and i went over to look at his brothers old clothes

 

smooth af

and then akiteru asked us if we wanted to sleep over and honestly it’s probably illegal to say no to him

 

smooth af

so now we’re having a sleepover at tsukishima’s house

 

#10

oh that sounds so fun!!

 

#10

can yams and i come??????

 

smooth af

i just asked akiteru and he said yeah

 

#10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

#10 is offline

freckle bby is offline





second years are better than first years

 

Ennoshita Chikara

i literally cannot handle this anymore

 

Ennoshita Chikara changed their name to noshit

 

noshit

there

 

Kinoshita Hisashi

at least be creative

 

Kinoshita Hisashi changed their name to benchwarmer #2

benchwarmer #2 changed noshit’s name to benchwarmer #1

benwarmer #1 changed Narita Kazuhito’s name to benchwarmer #3

 

benchwarmer #3

i think the fuck not

 

benchwarmer #3 changed their name to naruto

 

benchwarmer #2

that is an insult to naruto

 

naruto

fuck you

 

benchwarmer #1 changed their name to noshit

 

noshit

i dont like to be reminded that i dont play often

 

benchwarmer #2

shit sorry dude

 

Nishinoya Yuu

NARITA YOUR COOKIES WERE AMAZING

 

naruto

i should think so, you ate almost all of them

 

Nishinoya Yuu changed their name to ROLLING THUNDER

 

ROLLING THUNDER

they were good!!

 

in love with volleyball-chan

i’m bi

 

benchwarmer #2

we know

 

in love with volleyball-chan changed their name to future ace

 

future ace

i have a crush

 

ROLLING THUNDER

ooooooooooooooohhhh is it who i think it is

 

future ace

YES. SHUT UP.

 

benchwarmer #2

who who who who who

 

naruto

you sound like an owl

 

benchwarmer #2

babe i love you but please shut up. i need blackmail on tanaka.

 

naruto

(´;д;`)

 

benchwarmer #2

i’m sorry

 

naruto

o(^▽^)o

 

ROLLING THUNDER

im sorry kinoshita i have been committed to secrecy

 

benchwarmer #2

why tho

 

ROLLING THUNDER

bc i love ryuu and i’m not gonna betray his trust sorry dude

 

benchwarmer #2

sigh :(

 

future ace

aww :) dude :)

 

ROLLING THUNDER

<3 ur my best friend bitch <3

 

future ace

i’m totally not crying rn lmao what

 

ROLLING THUNDER

i’m coming over right now and we’re gonna have a sleep over and talk about your crush

 

future ace

yeah but only if i can tease you about yours

 

ROLLING THUNDER is offline

 

benchwarmer #2

noya has a crush?

 

future ace

i’m not tellin’ you anything

 

benchwarmer #2

sobs :’(

 

future ace

fine. i’m not gonna tell you anything about the person noya likes but i’ll tell you about mine.

 

noshit is offline

 

naruto

i’m gonna go check on chikara. @hisashi send me a screenshot later ;)

 

naruto is offline

 

benchwarmer #2

i always knew he was secretly devious

 

future ace

wait is ennoshita okay???????????????????

 

benchwarmer #2

yeah he should be fine

 

benchwarmer #2

anyway tell me about ur crush :3

 

future ace

ugh fine. btw you’re so immature.

 

benchwarmer #2

that’s coming from you

 

future ace

anyway

 

future ace

ok well most people would probably think he’s kinda plain, but i don’t really think so

 

future ace

he’s always encouraged me to do my best

 

future ace

he has such a pretty smile fhsjkhjkhjskhjdskhjaljflshg

 

future ace

and he’s so sweet,,,,,,,,,,

 

future ace

idk i just really like him

 

benchwarmer #2

i feel like i know who it is

 

future ace

i bet you dont

 

benchwarmer #2

dude do i look like an idiot to you

 

future ace

yeah

 

benchwarmer #2

ok rude

Chapter Text

best first years ever!

 

#10

omg tsukki your brother is so nice!!

 

salt

dont call me that

 

#10

tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki tsukki

 

salt

why

 

freckle bby

bc we love you tsukki

 

salt

but why

 

freckle bby

bc you are t s u k k i

 

salt

thats a terrible reason

 

smooth af changed their name to kags

 

kags

thank you for the clothes

 

yacho

yes! thank you!

 

salt

ugh whatever

 

#10

guys he is smiling

 

salt

shut up shorty

 

kags

are you with him right now?

 

#10

yeah. i won a bet and he bought me meat buns

 

kags

oh. i have to go now.

 

kags is offline

 

#10

where did she go????????

 

freckle bby

FUCK I JUST SPILT SUPER GLUE ALL OVER MYSELF

 

salt

what

 

salt

are you ok

 

freckle bby

NO IM STICKY

 

salt

im coming over. i’ll help you.

 

#10

i can help too!!

 

yacho

hfsjkjdslfjksldfjls ok thats really bad but im also really worried about kageyama-

 

#10

ok nvm sorry yamaguchi. im gonna go over to kageyama’s and see if she’s okay!!

 

yacho

i’ll go with you, hinata!

 

yacho is offline

#10 is offline

 

freckle bby

tell us what happens!

 

salt

tadashi i’m at your door

 

freckle bby

oh fuck fuck fuck

 

freckle bby

tsukki i am literally stuck to the floor

 

freckle bby

i am 97% sure i am not able to open the door for you

 

salt

i’ll just climb through the window

Chapter Text

third years bitch

 

queen

im gay

 

queen

like

 

queen

really really gay

 

sugamama

well, we all knew that

 

dadchi

someone catch your eye?

 

queen

and my heart

 

dadchi

ooh, who?

 

queen

yachi

 

sugamama

ASAHI YOU OWE ME ¥1000

 

asahoe

shit

 

queen

did you guys fucking bet on me

 

sugamama

…………………………….no

 

queen

eh, it’s okay. i bet on you too :)

 

sugamama

what??? with who????

 

dadchi

not me ofc

 

sugamama

daichi

 

dadchi

nope nope nope nope nope

 

dadchi is offline

 

asahoe

i’ve never bet on anyone ever

 

queen

you literally owe suga ¥1000

 

asahoe

you can’t prove anything

 

queen

did you remember to do the homework assignment

 

asahoe

shit

 

asahoe is offline

 

queen

that’s what i thought.

 

sugamama

soooooooo, tell me about ur crush on yacchan?

 

queen

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

queen

she’s so amazing and i just like her a lot

 

queen

i’m gonna ask her out tomorrow

 

sugamama

good for you!! :D i’m sure she’ll say yes

 

queen

thanks. what about your crush on oikawa and iwaizumi?

 

sugamama

NO WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS HERE

 

queen

heheh >:)

 

sugamama

oh no




Shimizu-----Oikawa

 

Shimizu

Hello, Oikawa. I am the manager of Karasuno’s volleyball team. We’ve met before.

 

Oikawa

Oh, hello!!

 

Oikawa

wait how did you get my number

 

Shimizu

That’s not important. I wanted to talk to you about one of my players.

 

Oikawa

One of your players?

 

Shimizu

Yes. Specifically, the vice-captain, Sugawara Koushi.

 

Oikawa

Oh!! Mr. Refreshing!!!

 

Shimizu

Ah, yes. Then I am assuming you have already met him?

 

Oikawa

We’ve talked before, but I never really got to know him.

 

Shimizu

I see. Would you like to?

 

Oikawa

Sure!! Can I ask why?

 

Shimizu

Sadly, you may not. But I promise you that we are not trying to plot against Seijoh, lol.

 

Oikawa

Oh, okay. Am I meeting up with him somewhere?

 

Shimizu

Yes. And I ask that you bring Iwaizumi with you as well.

 

Oikawa

Okie dokie! I’ll drag him there with me haha

 

Oikawa

Where are we meeting with him?

 

Shimizu

Do you know the coffee shop near the Karasuno mall?

 

Oikawa

Yep!! When are we doing this btw?

 

Shimizu

Is Saturday okay with you and Iwaizumi?

 

Oikawa

Yes!!

 

Shimizu

Alright. Have fun ;)





Shimizu-----Suga

 

Shimizu

i just scored you two dates, you better thank me

 

Suga

wait what????

 

Shimizu

the thing is, they dont know that it’s a date so

 

Shimizu

yeah

 

Suga

wait who is it

 

Shimizu

oikawa and iwaizumi ;)))))))

 

Suga

omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomogmgomg

 

Shimizu

it’s in the coffee shop near the mall and it’s on saturday

 

Suga

HOW DO I THANK YOU

 

Shimizu

have two boyfriends by the end of the month

 

Suga

holy shit, thank you so much

 

Suga

good luck with yachi!!




best first years ever!

 

salt

hey uh

 

salt

tadashi i gotta talk to you

 

freckle bby

okay? about what? are you okay?????

 

salt

yeah i’m fine, i just,,, realized something

 

freckle bby

do you wanna talk in here or privately?

 

salt

private

 

salt is offline

freckle bby is offline

 

#10

what are they doing????

 

kags

idk

 

#10

tsukki is a poop bag but i’m kinda worried about him

 

kags

poop bag? really? you can’t just say say shithead? dickbag? asshole?

 

#10

you’re so vulgar kageyama!!!!!!!

 

yacho

i’m sure that tsukki is fine :), but i am a bit worried too.




Tsukishima----Yamaguchi

 

Tsukishima

uh

 

Yamaguchi

tsukki, if you’re not comfortable, you don’t have to tell me.

 

Tsukishima

no, i actually have a question. before you answer, it’s okay if you say no, i completely understand.

 

Yamaguchi

alright?

 

Tsukishima

so, we’ve been dating for a while now, right?

 

Yamaguchi

yep!! :)

 

Tsukishima

would you be open to the possibility of having another person in our relationship?

 

Yamaguchi

well, maybe. i think it would depend on who the person is.

 

Yamaguchi

why? do you have a crush? don’t worry, i trust you not to cheat lol :D

 

Tsukishima

don’t worry i wont cheat lmao. i’m not joey

 

Yamaguchi

YOU FINALLY WATCHED F.R.I.E.N.D.S?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Tsukishima

yeah, you like it so much, so i decided to check it out :)

 

Yamaguchi

!!!!!!!!!!!! we have to watch it together sometime!!!!! wanna come over this weekend? you can sleepover, and we can talk more about this.

 

Tsukishima

yes, i’d like that, thank you.

Chapter Text

third years bitch

 

sugamama

omg i’m screaming. thank you sm shimizu

 

queen

ofc

 

dadchi

what did she do?

 

sugamama

she got me a date with oikawa and iwaizumi???????? they’re both so hot?????????????????

 

asahoe

haha get it suga

 

sugamama

uwu

 

asahoe

that face scares me

 

dadchi

everything scares you

 

asahoe

fuck you daichi

 

sugamama

OH SHIT

 

queen

asahi finally snapped

 

asahoe

gjdeikgfjdkljlgjvkdfl sorry daichi

 

dadchi

lmao it’s ok i was actually kinda proud of you there

 

queen

dadchi lives up to his username

 

sugamama

ok i actually have to go bc oikawa and iwaizumi just got here bye

 

queen

bye

 

asahoe

bye

 

dadchi

get some dick, suga

 

sugamama

haha thanks i’ll try to

 

sugamama is offline

 

dadchi

hey you know what

 

dadchi

i wanna be on that date too :(

 

asahoe

big rip

 

dadchi

stfu asahi

 

asahoe

why are you so mean to me ;-;

 

dadchi

bc you are not deserving of kindness

 

dadchi

jk realtalk, i actually really like you and you’re one of my best friends. i’m so sorry if anything i’ve ever said has hurt you.

 

asahoe

i’m not crying lmao what

 

queen

crying in the club tonight

 

asahoe

i love you too daichi <3

 

dadchi

<3

 

dadchi

love you bro

 

dadchi

i’m never saying bro ever again



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second years are better than first years

 

future ace

fellas is it gay to kiss ur bro

 

naruto

not if you say no homo first

 

future ace

shit

 

noshit

well i guess we had a Gay then

 

future ace

i love having Gay

 

future ace

omg my username

 

future ace

i completely forgot to tell you guys something

 

future ace

hold on i feel like the whole team should know



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future ace created group chat

future ace named group chat “no judgement zone”

future ace added #10, kags, salt, yacho, freckle bby, dadchi, sugamama, asahoe, queen, ROLLING THUNDER, noshit, benchwarmer #2, naruto, Ukai Keishin, and Takeda Ittetsu

 

future ace

so i see everyone already has usernames (except for the old people)

 

future ace

anyway, i made this group chat so we can tell each other things in a judgement free zone

 

future ace

basically a confessions chat lol

 

future ace

anyway, i made some rules for this chat

  1. no judgement. ever.
  2. no being mean (lookin at you tsukishima)
  3. if you say anything homophobic, transphobic, biphobic, aphobic, etc, you will be kicked from the group and in the shins

 

noshit

good idea ryuu

 

benchwarmer #2

rYUU??????????????????????

 

noshit

shut

 

asahoe

oh this is actually a really good idea. i’ve actually been meaning to tell you guys something.

 

kags

same

 

yacho

same

 

#10

same

 

future ace

ok so who goes first then?

 

noshit

you bc it was ur idea

 

future ace

ugh ok

 

future ace

i’m biromantic asexual

 

future ace

yeet

 

ROLLING THUNDER

I SUPPORT YOU

 

future ace

bro <3

 

ROLLING THUNDER

bro <3

 

dadchi

how come they can pull off bro but i cant

 

asahoe

bc you’re a dad

 

future ace

ok asahi it’s your turn

 

asahoe

idk if i can do it

 

future ace

this is a no judgement zone :)

 

asahoe

;-; ok ;-;

 

freckle bby

you dont have to share anything you’re not ready to share

 

asahoe

thank you yamaguchi but i think i am

 

asahoe

i’m trans. i’m a girl.

 

asahoe

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow that felt so good to say

 

yacho

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

asahoe

wait really???????

 

yacho

yeah!!!

 

kags

i’m genderfluid

 

asahoe

omg! i’m not alone yall!!

 

queen

I LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU ALL SO MUCH

 

asahoe

#blessed

 

yacho

#blessed

 

kags

#blessed

 

future ace

#blessed

 

future ace

does anyone else wanna say anything?

 

#10

i’m super Not Straight

 

naruto

we all are Not Straight, hinata

 

#10

gwuhhhhhhhh

 

kags

sigh

 

kags

he’s freaking out rn

 

kags

how did he not know this?

 

Takeda Ittetsu

I’m so glad you kids felt comfortable enough to tell each other everything! I’m so proud.

 

Ukai Keishin

yeah me too

 

Ukai Keishin

also, i’m pan

 

Takeda Ittetsu

I’m gay!!!

 

ROLLING THUNDER

omg coach and teacher too! we’re all Not Straight!!!!!!!!!

 

noshit

I’m so happy that none of us are straight