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[Grandpa Piss] added [Jojo1868], [Seiko], and 6 others to [The Dankest BatCave]

Jojo1868: Hello, Holly! :D

Seiko: Hi great-grandpa Jonathan! ^u^

SassyLostChild: Good evening Mrs. Kujo, Hi Papa. oh, hi Padre.

Muda-Muda Motherfuckers: ...

Jojo1868: Hi Dio!

Muda-Muda Motherfuckers: Fuck you, Jonathan. Fuck you too Joseph. And Fuck you especially Jotaro.

[Muda-Muda Motherfuckers] has left the chat

[Jojo1868] has added [Muda-Muda Motherfuckers] to the group chat

Jojo1868: Dio, please.

Muda-Muda Motherfuckers: why do you insist on having I, Dio, join your little chat?

PoseidonPlayedByCr1tikal: Jiijii, why?

Grunkle Salad: I'm pretty sure your family's bloodline's cursed, so it would be a good idea to keep in touch.

ShineLikeACrazyDiamond: What?

Grandpa Piss: Jonathan's a vampire, Dio's a vampire, I'm a vampire, with our luck somebody else is bound to turn eventually.

SassyLostChild: My money's on Jotaro, vampirism seems to go after the tallest members of this family and he already behaves like one.

ButterflyLesbian: but vampires??? Don't??? Exist???? I'm pretty sure Great Grandpa Joseph just got a facelift and dyed his hair brown.

ShineLikeACrazyDiamond: Wait so Joseph's not 50-something?

PoseidonPlayedByCr1tikal: yeah, he's almost 100 years old.

ShineLikeACrazyDiamond: WHAT?!

Muda-Muda Motherfuckers: eight people in this chat can summon magical fighting ghosts out of their bodies but vampires are too hard to believe?

PoseidonPlayedByCr1tikal: If I didn't see Jiijii turn myself, I wouldn't have believed it.

Grandpa Piss: how would you explain Jonathan's disembodied talking head?

PoseidonPlayedByCr1tikal: Enemy stand.

ButterflyLesbian: Okay, yeah that's kinda weird, but nobody here is a vampire, Joseph's probably just pulling a prank and Dio's just an overdramatic bitchy edge lord.

Muda-Muda Motherfuckers: DA FUQ YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!

ShineLikeACrazyDiamond: Look out Jolyne! He's gonna throw more knives!

ButterflyLesbian: THROW ALL THE KNIVES YOU WANT, YOU BANANA-AND-GARBAGE-FLAVORED PEACOCK! I LIVE IN FLORIDA, I WRESTLE ALLIGATORS IN JAIL WHILE MY ONE OF MY CELLMATE'S TRYING TO GIVE ME AN EAR PIERCING AND THE OTHER FUCKS A DINGO CORPSE AND TATTOOS HIMSELF AT THE SAME TIME!

Seiko: O_O

Jojo1868: O_O

Grunkle Salad: O_O

SassyLostChild: O_O

ShineLikeACrazyDiamond: O_O

Grandpa Piss: What the actual fuck Jolyne?

PoseidonPlayedByCr1tikal: Jolyne, there are people in this chat who have never been to America, let alone Flordia, don't tell horror stories about there unless they're true.

Jojo1868: Oh good heavens, what have we done...