MOMS + ALEX
mpother, angelimom, pleggy, mareyea, softalex
softalex: hype hype hype hype hype hype
mpother: kay im so excited like LINCOLN
mpother: LIKE IM ACTUALLY OBSESSED AND LIN MIRANDA IS GOING TO BE PLAYING HIM AND AHAHAHHAH
softalex: kay same
angelimom: okay that guy is actually a genius right???
pleggy: yeah for sure
mareyea: no yeah no doubt
softalex: okay he is actually my hero though??? like what the heck???
softalex: hey can we make like a big groupchat with eveeryonenen?
pleggy: i’m down
softalex created a group with pleggy, mpother, angelimom, mareyea, labaguette, disney man, turts
softalex changed the group name to literally everyone
turts: not everyone is actually
softalex: dont you fucking dare.
turts added y’all, jemmy
softalex: FUCK YOU JOHN
turts: um theyre going tho right?
softalex: kay tru
disney man: you know that we still have the disney gc right?
softalex: aNYWAYS our floght is later tonighhthththt
softalex: my parents and i are already packeddd. we are basically ready to go and im still real hYped.
y’all: this is the only readon im friends with you guys
y’all: taking me to these freakin crazy places
labaguette: you love us though
y’all: on occasion
jemmy: ignore him
jemmy: its all i do all day
y’all: *offended gasp*
y’all: james and i are packed too we are ready to go
jemmy: i made sure that he packed lightly don’t worry
turts: im hyped where are we even satying
softalex: yeah ahh we’re just going to stay at this really nice hotel
softalex: ik this is stupid but i feel like i need t o explain why my parents want to take you guys too
labaguette: you dont need to alex
softalex: you know its fine
softalex: basically sometimes i get caught up in my work and i think my parents want to make sure that i have fun on the trip and dont get caught up in my work.
disney man: dont worry dude we wont let it happen
turts: yeah will track it all.
softalex: my parents have only let me do one thing.
softalex: cause i finished my book and i might find and editor or publisher maybe?
softalex: but thats all
mpother: the elusive booko
pleggy: kay dude dont worrryy
y’all: oh shoot jemmy is dragging me out were leavinggggg
softalex: same my parentals are dragging me by the hood see you guys in puerto ricoooooo
labaguette, mpother, angelimom, pleggy, mareyea, softalex, turts, y’all, jemmy
softalex: kay yall do you have your baggage
y’all: yeah i do
softalex: stfu you bitch
softalex: ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING MEET UP OUTSIDE WE GOT THE CAB
mpother: yessss i can’t believe we’re herreee
pleggy: god way have you forsaken me?
turts: what’s wrong peggy?
pleggy: tHe hUmiDitYYYyYyY
labaguette: I FEEL YOU
y’all: honestly idk
softalex: BUT GUYS
softalex: I AM IN THE HOMELAND
turts: hell yeah dudeee
angelimom: alex hw the hell did you guys get a cab to fit all of us there is no way
angelimom: schuylers are on their way
angelimom: how the fuck
angelimom: what kind of cab is that
softalex: dont question it
softalex: climb in all
y’all: im just glad we dont all of to fit into a tiny ass car
labaguette: what is the first thing that you guys are going to do when we get to the hotel
softalex: i’m going to change and then get my tAn on @ the pool
pleggy: i think i speak for all of the schuylers when i say that we are getting our swimsuits on and then we are JUmpIng into the pool
y’all: hell yeah lets goooo
turts: i am jumping into that poollll
disney man: i am hypedd for the water
turts: no swimming for you alex?
softalex: nope not for mee
softalex: water isn’t really my thing you know?
softalex: i had to have one weakness, i would have been more powerful than this body was able to handle
pleggy: you jackassss
disney man: chill dude
disney man: ill bring some cards we can play poker later if you want
pleggy: herc don’t do it
mpother: he will destroy you
angelimom: he will fucking crush your soul and eat it raw
softalex: HERC PLEASE PLAY WITH ME
disney man: sorry man
disney man: i learned the error of playing with you from game pigeon in disney
softalex: we are SO ccLOSe im AM so hAPPY
y’all: not going to lie so am i i love puerto ricooo
y’all: havent been here in awhile we kept going to europe
mpother: anyway dude
mpother: hyPe hYpe
labaguette: so what are you guys most excited about while we’re here
softalex: LINCOLN OBVIOUSLY I FREAKIN LOVE LIN MIRANDA AND ALL HIS WORK LIKE I CANT CONTROL IT
mpother: okay then
disney man: well i just love the atmosphere everything is so… alive
turts: same i freakin love nature know what i mean
disney man: hell yeah
mpother: im excited for the weather i miss tropical weather we used to travel out here all the time with our parents
pleggy: yeah dad loved to tan on the beach
angelimom: mom would work a lot on these trips she would do it by the beach though
labaguette: i am excited for the food
labaguette: i hear carribean food is to die for
softalex: it is!
softalex: one of the things i missed when i moved to the states
turts: WERE HEREEEE
softalex: my parents are just checking in and gettin our room numbers i think it is two to tree to a room so let us oRganIze
mpother: the schuylers will share the room no arguing
mpother: sorry dudes these ladys will not be sharing a room
turts: thats fINe
y’all: jemmy and i are sharing a room
turts: O THERE YOU ARE
disney man: its not like weve BEEN TALKING ON HERE TE WHOLE TIME
jemmy: hmmmm i was talking in real liFE maybe?
disney man: yeah john and i will room
labaguette: looks like its me and you alex
softalex: umm okay
mpother: OMG ALEX YOURE REDDDDD
softalex: SHUT U
angelimom: remind why we’re talking on here and not like out loud
pleggy: because we are Gen Z™
mpother: wait are we all gen z
y’all: i think we are cause angelica was 97 and it starts in 95 sooo
jemmy: hell yEah