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MOMS + ALEX
mpother, angelimom, pleggy, mareyea, softalex

softalex: hype hype hype hype hype hype

mpother: kay im so excited like LINCOLN

mpother: LIKE IM ACTUALLY OBSESSED AND LIN MIRANDA  IS GOING TO BE PLAYING HIM AND AHAHAHHAH

softalex: kay same

angelimom: okay that guy is actually a genius right???

pleggy: yeah for sure

mareyea: no yeah no doubt

softalex: okay he is actually my hero though??? like what the heck???

mpother: HYPOEPEPEPPEPEPPEPEPEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

softalex: hey can we make like a big groupchat with eveeryonenen?

pleggy: i’m down


 

softalex created a group with pleggy, mpother, angelimom, mareyea, labaguette, disney man, turts

softalex changed the group name to literally everyone

turts: not everyone is actually

softalex: dont you fucking dare.

turts added y’all, jemmy

softalex: FUCK YOU JOHN

turts: um theyre going tho right?

softalex: kay tru

disney  man: you know that we still have the disney gc right?

softalex: SHUT

softalex: aNYWAYS our floght is later tonighhthththt

softalex: my parents and i are already packeddd. we are basically ready to go and im still real hYped.

y’all: this is the only readon im friends with you guys

y’all: taking me to these freakin crazy places

labaguette: you love us though

y’all: on occasion

jemmy: ignore him

jemmy: its all i do all day

y’all: *offended gasp*

y’all: james and i are packed too we are ready to go

jemmy: i made sure that he packed lightly don’t worry

turts: im hyped where are we even satying

softalex: yeah ahh we’re just going to stay at this really nice hotel

softalex: ik this is stupid but i feel like i need t o explain why my parents want to take you guys too

labaguette: you dont need to alex

softalex: you know its fine

softalex: basically sometimes i get caught up in my work and i think my parents want to make sure that i have fun on the trip and dont get caught up in my work.

disney man: dont worry dude we wont let it happen

turts: yeah will track it all.

softalex: my parents have only let me do one thing.

softalex: cause i finished my book and i might find and editor or publisher maybe?

softalex: but thats all

mpother: the elusive booko

pleggy: kay dude dont worrryy

y’all: oh shoot jemmy is dragging me out were leavinggggg

softalex: same my parentals are dragging me by the hood see you guys in puerto ricoooooo


literally everyone

labaguette, mpother, angelimom, pleggy, mareyea, softalex, turts, y’all, jemmy

softalex: kay yall do you have your baggage

y’all: yeah i do

softalex: stfu you bitch

softalex: ANYWAYS AS I WAS SAYING MEET UP OUTSIDE WE GOT THE CAB

mpother: yessss i can’t believe we’re herreee

pleggy: god way have you forsaken me?

turts: what’s wrong peggy?

pleggy: tHe hUmiDitYYYyYyY

labaguette: I FEEL YOU

y’all: SAME

y’all: honestly idk

softalex: BUT GUYS

softalex: I AM IN THE HOMELAND

turts: hell yeah dudeee

angelimom: alex hw the hell did you guys get a cab to fit all of us there is no way

angelimom: schuylers are on their way

angelimom: how the fuck

angelimom: what kind of cab is that

softalex: dont question it

softalex: climb in all

y’all: im just glad we dont all of to fit into a tiny ass car

labaguette: same

labaguette: anyways

labaguette: what is the first thing that you guys are going to do when we get to the hotel

softalex: i’m going to change and then get my tAn on @ the pool

pleggy: i think i speak for all of the schuylers when i say that we are getting our swimsuits on and then we are JUmpIng into the pool

y’all: hell yeah lets goooo

turts: i am jumping into that poollll

disney man: i am hypedd for the water

turts: no swimming for you alex?

softalex: nope not for mee

softalex: water isn’t really my thing you know?

softalex: i had to have one weakness, i would have been more powerful than this body was able to handle

mpother: alexxxx

pleggy: you jackassss

angelimom: lol

disney man: chill dude

disney man: ill bring some cards we can play poker later if you want

softalex: down

pleggy: herc don’t do it

mpother: he will destroy you

angelimom: he will fucking crush your soul and eat it raw

softalex: GUYS

softalex: HERC PLEASE PLAY WITH ME

disney man: sorry man

disney man: i learned the error of playing with you from game pigeon in disney

softalex: we are SO ccLOSe im AM so hAPPY

y’all: not going to lie so am i i love puerto ricooo

y’all: havent been here in awhile we kept going to europe

mpother: anyway dude

mpother: hyPe hYpe

labaguette: so what are you guys most excited about while we’re here

softalex: LINCOLN OBVIOUSLY I FREAKIN LOVE LIN MIRANDA AND ALL HIS WORK LIKE I CANT CONTROL IT

mpother: okay then

disney man: well i just love the atmosphere everything is so… alive

turts: same i freakin love nature know what i mean

disney man: hell yeah

mpother: im excited for the weather i miss tropical weather we used to travel out here all the time with our parents

pleggy: yeah dad loved to tan on the beach

angelimom: mom would work a lot on these trips she would do it by the beach though

labaguette: i am excited for the food

labaguette: i hear carribean food is to die for

softalex: it is!

softalex: one of the things i missed when i moved to the states

turts: WERE HEREEEE

softalex: asjfdklajhivwlihhifow

softalex: my parents are just checking in and gettin our room numbers i think it is two to tree to a room so let us oRganIze

mpother: the schuylers will share the room no arguing

mpother: sorry dudes these ladys will not be sharing a room

turts: thats fINe

y’all: jemmy and i are sharing a room

jemmy: kay

turts: O THERE YOU ARE

disney man: its not like weve BEEN TALKING ON HERE TE WHOLE TIME

jemmy: hmmmm i was talking in real liFE maybe?

softalex: shut.

softalex: ANYWAY

disney man: yeah john and i will room

labaguette: looks like its me and you alex

softalex: umm okay

mpother: OMG ALEX YOURE REDDDDD

softalex: SHUT U

angelimom: remind why we’re talking on here and not like out loud

pleggy: because we are Gen Z™

mpother: wait are we all gen z

y’all: i think we are cause angelica was 97 and it starts in 95 sooo

softalex: yeahh

jemmy: hell yEah