Ringo walking around, he hears moaning from another room.
Paul: Fuuuuuuuuck, Johnaaaaay!
Ringo almost opens the door but George drags him away.
George: uh uh uh, you know they won't allow their big nosed son to see that kind of stuff.
Roger driving his car.
Brian: Vroom vroom bitch.
Roger: *enraged, yeets Brian out of the car* Fuck off!
Brian: Calm down Rog, I was just jo-
Roger: Never insult the love of my life again! *drives off, leaving Brian behind*
David smirks at Roger.
Roger: David, what are you do- *screams as David pushes him down and rides him*
David: Run like the wind Roger!
Roger: Are you calling me a horse?
David: Well that's what you are, isn't it? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Roger: I fucking hate you David!
Bob: Git da fu aht of mah room, ahm playin' mah harrmonica!
Jimmy: Robert, let me inside your garden.
Robert: You must say the magic word.
Jimmy: You're not a real plant, lol.
Robert opens the door.
Jimi chilling in his bedroom.
Jim is behind the door.
Jim: Is it alright if I break on through to the other side?
Jimi: Absolutely not!
Jim immediately knocks down the door.
Jim: Just a few more of these and my band will be perfect.
Mick swaggers to an alien.
Mick: Hey babe, let's spend the night together.
A few days later.
Doctor Robert: Mr Jagger, it appears that you are indeed pregnant. That's great but who's the other parent?
Mick: An alien.
Doctor Robert: Why am I not surprised?
9 months later.
Mick just gave birth to his child. David visits the hospital.
Mick: David Bowie, what a pleasant surprise.
David: Listen, do you wanna know a secret?
David: Do you promise not to tell?
Mick: No because I'm gonna call you out for stealing other people's lyrics.
David: Anyway, I'm the alien who impregnated you.
Mick: But that can't be, you're handsome.
David: Well I never! If that's how you're gonna treat Ziggy Stardust, then I'm gonna find me a better lover.
Mick: Who the hell is Ziggy Stardust?
David: That's right you freaking loser, Ziggy Stardust is the name of our son.
Roger: Wow, they must be talking about my generation.
Pete: *angrily* Not everything's about your special snowflake of a generation, Roger!