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Interlude: The Sound I'm Making Now

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Group Chat: BangTAN  

Mario’s Husband has changed their nickname to You Beta Work

You Beta Work has changed Spill the Tae’s nickname to Kiss it Beta

You Beta Work has changed RyanAir’s nickname to O Alpha My Alpha

Chiminy Splits [11:35]:

hyunggg change mine to O Face like we said

Kaep Jjang [11:35]:

Omg Jimin are you fucking serious

You Beta Work has changed Chiminy Splits’s nickname to O Face

O Face [11:36]:

(・ωー)~☆

You Beta Work has changed Kaep Jjang’s nickname to Omegawd

Omegawd [11:36]:

...son of a bitch

ヽ(o♡o)/ [11:37]:

lol hyung you walked right into that one

TokkiTalking [11:37]:

nah hobi-hyung he definitely old-man-shuffled

yg shuffle

Omegawd [11:37]:

Brat

WAIT WTF IS THAT GIF

You Beta Work [11:37]:

lol he's not wrong

TokkiTalking [11:37]:

Help! I’ve fallen and i can’t get up™

yg karaoke

ヽ(o♡o)/ [11:38]:

omg jungkookie how did you grab an appropriate screenshot so fast???

Kiss it Beta [11:38]:

lol hyung you know he keeps memes of us on his phone

O Face [11:38]:

Tae you say that like you don’t do it too

Kiss it Beta [11:38]:

yeah but like not THAT many

Kookie has subfolders

You Beta Work changed TokkiTalking’s nickname to Meme Lord Alpha

Meme Lord Alpha [11:39]:

you never know when the perfect meme moment arises

if you stay ready

Omegawd [11:39]:

Don’t.

Meme Lord Alpha [11:39]:

...you ain’t gotta get ready

ヽ(o♡o)/ [11:39]:

What’s up with all the new nicknames, anyway?

You Beta Work [11:39]:

Jiminie and I were coming up with subgender puns

And obviously the best thing to do is apply them in the chat!

O Face [11:39]:

hyung was coming up with most of the puns tbh

 

O Alpha My Alpha [12:00]:

I just plugged my phone in and this chat is blowing up

Omegawd [12:00]:

Joon you know that there are a million outlets in your studio, right?

O Alpha My Alpha [12:00]

Don’t judge me :(

Tbh I don’t know how I feel about this nickname

You Beta Work [12:00]:

What Joonie it’s all literary and shit it’s perfect

O Alpha My Alpha [12:01]:

I mean I definitely appreciate the intent

But the captain in the poem is dead

That’s the whole point

There was a mutiny on board and they kill the captain

ヽ(o♡o)/ [12:01]:

lol

You Beta Work [12:01]:

Omg it’s not like i READ the thing it’s just a reference

O Alpha My Alpha [12:01]:

And anyway doesn’t this kind of over-emphasize our subgenders?

I’m more than just an alpha

Especially one that’s about to be mutinied against

You Beta Work [12:02]:

Omg Namjoon this is not the time for your hegelian dialectic

O Alpha My Alpha [12:02]:

Hyung that’s not what that means…

You Beta Work [12:02]:

THE POINT, NAMJOONIE, THE POINT

NAMJOONIE, THERE IT GOES

O Alpha My Alpha [12:02]:

*sigh*

ヽ(o♡o)/ [12:03]:

I can’t think of anything…

(πーπ)

I dunno

I guess alpha backwards is ahpla?

Meme Lord Alpha [12:03]:

lol that kind of sounds like appa

hyung

is that what yoongi-hyung calls you?

jk tea

Omegawd [12:03]:

NOPE

Kiss it Beta [12:04]:

th perv

O Alpha My Alpha [12:04]:

*Namjoon left the chat*

You Beta Work [12:04]:

Joonie you can’t just type that you left the chat into the chat

O Alpha My Alpha [12:04]

*NAMJOON LEFT THE CHAT*

Meme Lord Alpha [12:04]:

sooooo...is that a yes?

ヽ(o♡o)/ [12:05]:

JUNGKOOK LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

YOONGI-HYUNG JUST LEFT ME

(T Д T)

WE WERE HAVING LUNCH IN MY STUDIO AND HE WALKED OUT

I WAS FEEDING HIM ALL THE BEST BITS

IT WAS SO COUPLEY AND ROMANTIC

AND YOU  ~~R U I N E D~~  IT

O Face [12:05]:

jungkookie you better run lmao

Meme Lord Alpha [12:06]:

jk hides

Kiss it Beta [12:06]:

lol joonie-hyung *left the chat* kookie he can’t protect you

You Beta Work changed ヽ(o♡o)/ ‘s nickname to Alpha Alone

Alpha Alone [12:06]:

Σ(゚Д゚)

Jin-hyung WHY

Kiss it Beta [12:07]:

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

O Face [12:07]:

lol jungkookie is actually trying to hide

jk hides table

Alpha Alone [12:08]:

Good boy.

You Beta Work [12:08]:

I knew I instilled SOME survival instincts into that bun

 

 

Private Chat: ♡Best Mates♡ 

Yoon [13:47]:

Hoseokie

Seok

Yoon [13:48]:

Hobi

Seokseok-ah

Hobi [13:49]:

Yoonyoon

Yoongles

Yoon [13:49]:

Seok come pay attention to me

Hobi [13:50]:

Sorry babe i need to figure out this track

it doesn’t sound right

(T⌓T)

Yoon [13:50]:

Hoseok I know you’ve been listening to the same 13 seconds over and over again for hours

You’re always telling me to take breaks

Take it from hyung - you need to focus on something else for a bit

You’re not going to figure it out by making your eyes bleed staring at that screen

Hobi [13:51]:

Ugh i know i know

but i feel like i’m /almost there/

Yoon [13:51]:

Anyway I know you’ve been participating in whatever chaos Jin-hyung is creating in the groupchat

It’s not like you’re actually being productive right now

Hobi [13:52]:

●︿●

Yoon [13:53]:

yg cute

Guess where I am right now

Hobi [13:53]:

Cute

Yoon [13:54]:

This bed is so comfy

I can still smell us from this morning

Hobi [13:54]:

Guh

Yoon [13:55]:

Come on seokie

Come play with me

You didn’t think you could call Jungkook a good boy in the chat and just go back to work all day did you?

As if I wouldn’t notice

Hobi [13:55]:

You stopped reading the chat tho????

Yoon [13:56]:

I'm all wrapped up in your scent

But you’re not here

Hobi [13:56]:

It doesn’t seem like you’re planning on being called a good boy any time soon

Yoon [13:57]:

Alpha

yg thirst

I’m waiting

Hobi [13:57]:

fuucK

 

 

Group Chat: BangTAN 

You Beta Work [16:32]:

hey where is everybody

just got back from vocals and no one is here to greet me

(πーπ)

O Face [16:33]:

Tae and I are in the dance studio

Kiss it Beta [16:33]:

Joon-hyung and kookie are def home

I think hobi-hyung and yoongi-hyung are too?

O Face [16:33]:

but we haven’t seen or heard from them in a while so

┐(´~`)┌

You Beta Work [16:34]:

oh wait i thought i saw a vlive notification

are they doing a sope broadcast?

Meme Lord Alpha [16:34]:

lol

lolllll

You Beta Work [16:34]:

?

Kookie what

Omg pause your stupid overwatch game and tell me  w t f  is so funny

Meme Lord Alpha [16:35]:

jk tea

You Beta Work [16:35]:

?????

 

O Alpha My Alpha [16:41]:

hey is everything ok?!

I just heard a shriek

Meme Lord Alpha [16:41]:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

lololol omg #dead

D-E-D DEAD

O Alpha My Alpha [16:42]:

JK I know you know that’s not how you spell dead

But more importantly what the hell is going on??

Meme Lord Alpha [16:42]:

Jin-hyung right now:

sj bleach

You Beta Work [16:43]:

i dO NOt beLIEvE mY EYes

hs vlive

Min Yoongi

you are supposed to be the HYUNG

you are supposed to set the EXAMPLE

oh my fucking christ

Jung Hoseok

how can you sit there talking to ARMY

with your DICK DOWN YOUR HYUNG’S THROAT

O Alpha My Alpha [16:44]:

...oh

You Beta Work [16:44]:

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

TO ARMY

WE HAVE CARRIED YOU ON OUR BACKS

AND IN OUR SOULS

WE HAVE FED YOU

AND CLOTHED YOU

HOSEOK HOW CAN YOU LOOK ARMY IN THE EYES AGAIN

KNOWING WHAT YOU’VE DONE

O Face [16:45]:

lol omg hyung stahp

Meme Lord Alpha [16:45]:

you’re so LOUD hyung jesus

you don’t have to scream all of this AND type it at the same time

you need something in your mouth

(。•̀ᴗ-)✧

Kiss it Beta [16:45]:

rapmonie-hyung has something you could put in your mouth (・ωー)~☆

You Beta Work [16:46]:

BETRAYAL ON ALL SIDES

 

 

Private Chat: Jinnie and Joonie 

Joonie [16:44]:

hyung

Seokjin-hyung

Joonie [16:45]:

hyung

hyung

Joonie [16:46]:

omg hyung stop screaming into the void and pay attention to me

Jinnie [16:47]:

WAHT

Joonie [16:47]:

I have something you can put in your mouth

Jinnie [16:47]:

dO YOu daRE

Joonie [16:48]:

unicorn cupcakes

They’re called unicorn cupcakes

I saw them on my way home from the studio and thought of you

Jinnie [16:48]:

have I ever told you how much I love you, sweet prince

Joonie [16:49]:

Come over here and tell me in person

(●´□`)♡

Jinnie [16:49]:

♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

 

 

Group Chat: BangTAN 

You Beta Work changed Alpha Alone’s nickname to Disgrace

You Beta Work changed Omegawd’s nickname to Enabler

Enabler [17:58]:

fair tbh