Chapter 1: You but cooler
Sam: "Who are you guys?"
Leviathan as Dean: "We're you," *flips out sunglasses and puts them on* "but cooler."
Chapter 2: How High?
Dean: Cas, how high are you?
Castiel: Dean, you're saying it wrong it's "Hi, how are you?"
Chapter 3: Closet?
Sam: Where's Cas?
Dean: Have you checked the closet?
Sam: Why would he be in the-
Cas: *falls out of the closet holding red meat*
Chapter 4: Unicorn
Meg: I know exactly what you are.
Castiel: What? Tell me...
Chapter 5: Where's Meg?
Castiel: Where's Meg?
Sam: ....give us a moment Cas.
*the both of them turn around*
Sam: *whispers* Should we tell him?
Chapter 6: I didn't do anyhting
Castiel: *absorbs Purgatory souls*
Dean: Cas, what the fuck did you do?
Castiel: I didn't do anything..
Chapter 7: Upsexy
Dean: This place looks like upsexy.
Castiel: What's upsexy?
Dean: Nothing much, what about you?
Castiel: I don't get it.
Chapter 8: Young n Sexy
Castiel: *goes around playing God*
Castiel: *kills a priest in a Church*
Lady: *witnesses* Damn, he's so young and sexy even though he just killed someone.
Chapter 9: It's 1 AM
Dean: Cas, it's 1 in the morning right now you're going to wake people up.
Cas: But I'm looking for Meg
Chapter 10: Die then
Dean: Have a safe trip!
Castiel: I have no say in that matter.
Dean: 𝘋𝘪𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯..
Castiel:...but..I can't die.
Dean: It was a j o k e.
Chapter 11: You don't need a horn, to be a Unicorn
Dean: Cas, why do I feel like there's a hellhound in here?
Castiel: Maybe it's just you, Dean.
Dean: I'm serious man, I've been hearing a hellhound last night.
Castiel: Must be your imagination.
Dean: I felt it breathing down my n e c k.
Dean: Cas, are you lying to me?
Castiel: No... Sam: Guys, I found a hellhound.
Castiel: That's mine Dean: Cas, you lied.
Castiel: Oh... Dean: Cas. Castiel: Yes?
Dean: why do you have a hellhound?
Castiel: ... Castiel: No reason...
Dean: We have to get rid of it.
Castiel: No. Dean: Yes.
Castiel: I'm running away with it then, and I'm bringing Jack with me.
Chapter 12: Shoot twice
Demon!Dean: If there were 3 people in the room: Cas, Sam, and Crowley, and I had a gun and two bullets.
Demon!Dean: I would shoot Cas twice.
Chapter 13: Hellhound
Meg: Cas is my unicorn
Cas: But...I do not have a horn...
Meg: You don't have too,
Chapter 14: Talking to Ghosts
Cas: Hey, Meg?
Cas: I miss you...
Meg: Miss you too...
Cas: Where are you?
Meg: .....I can't tell you that...
Chapter 15: Isn't this just fantastic..
Nick: *kills Arty with a hammer*
Arty(ghost): ...well isn't this just fantastic..
Chapter 16: Sounds more like a girlfriend
Jack: ᶜᵃˢˢ, ʷʰᵒ'ˢ ᵐᵉᵍ
Cas: Friend...that I kissed...
Jack: ˢʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵍᶦʳˡᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ
Chapter 17: Not a bonfire
Dean: Hey, Cas did you start that bonfire?
Castiel: That's not a bonfire...
Dean: ᶜᵃˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
Chapter 18: Mind out of the Gutter
Possibly containing some dirty jokes
Nick and Cas: *arguing*
Nick: Fuck you!
Cas: In the words of a good friend. Bite me-
Sam: *annoyed* Why don't you guys get a room and both do that!?
Dean: Get your mind out of the gutter, Sam.
Chapter 19: A Leviathan, a Soulless person and a Demon walk into the bar pt1
Souless!Sam: I don't care that you broke your rib-
Demon!Dean: Well then fuck you too-
Leviathan!Cas: Why do we keep on saying "Fuck you" even though we don't actually do that.
Leviathan!Cas: Leviathan!Cas: What?
Chapter 20: Enough internet
Cas: Why does the pizzaman look like Gabriel?
Sam: Sam: *throws laptop out of glass window*
Sam: That's enough internet for you.
Chapter 21: Fight like a couple
Sam: Will you two just say sorry already!?
Nick: Not until he says sorry first.
Cas: I do not understand, what did I do?
Nick: Because you're a cold body-stealer!
Cas: I had permission,
Nick: ThAt'S nOt An ExCuSe
Sam: Jesus friggen Christ, you guys fight like a couple.
Chapter 22: Is this what coldness feels like?
Cas: It's quite chilly
Nick: Well, no, duh; it's Winter
Cas: Is this what coldness feels like?
Nick: *angry sigh*
Chapter 23: Child made of teeth
Channel 0: Candle Cove reference!
Cas: Nick, I met an interesting boy
Nick: How so?
Cas: He was made of teeth-
Nick: oH HE L L N O
Chapter 24: Nick might have a wing kink in this idk
Nick: Does Castiel have a sweet spot on his wings?
Sam: Why do you ask?
Nick: No reason, I just want to know.
Chapter 25: It's dark
*power shortage at the Stronghold*
Cas: Nick, why are you holding my hand?
Nick: *looks at his hand holding Cas' and at Cas*
Nick: It's dark
Chapter 26: Chapter 19: A Leviathan, a Soulless person and a Demon walk into the bar pt2
Leviathan!Cas: Hey, Sam you think I can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?
Leviathan!Cas: *throws egg at Demon!Dean's head*
Leviathan!Cas: Guess you're right!
Chapter 27: Hide n' seek?
Dean: Cas, why are you on the ceiling?
Cas: Hide n' Seek
Chapter 28: Soft Wings
Cas: Why do you keep on touching my wings?
Nick: They're soft..
Chapter 29: Possibly being held captive by a sleeping person?
Dean: *calls Cas* Where are you?
Cas: With Nick, I can't leave because he's asleep.
Dean: Then leave?
Cas: He's ontop of my back, Dean.
Dean: Roll him off then,
Cas: Won't that wake him up?
Chapter 30: I got this!
Cas: It's dark-
Gabe: Don't worry bro! I got this! *stomps foot down and his sketchers light up*
Sam: We have a flashlight
Chapter 31: Did it hurt?
Nick: did it hurt?
Cas: Did what hurt?
Nick: when you fell from heaven?
Cas: *insert flashbacks of the angels falling:
Cas: *sniffs* YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *cries*Nick: what the fu-
Chapter 32: Fire pt1
Sam: That's it, we are no longer inviting you to Family-game night.
Dean: Literally, everything was on FiRe
Chapter 33: I'M NOT PREGNANT
Dean: No no no no no no.
Castiel: Hi, Dean-
Dean: *punches Cas in the stomach*
Castiel: Augh, what the FuCk!?
Dean: You are, one of my very best friends; and I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like that. You're so young, your so BeAuTiFul.
Castiel: *strained voice* What the fuck are you talking about?
Dean: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Nick: See ya. *walks away*
Castiel: I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Dean: Ha, not after that punch your not, I've been taking multi-classes.
Castiel: I was never pregnant. DeAn.
Dean: You sure?
Castiel: YES I'M FUCKING SURE.
Sam: *walks in* Excuse me, but why the FUCK is everybody yelling over here?
Dean: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Dean: I was sure-
Sam: *punches Cas in the stomach*
Castiel: Oough MoThEr FuCkEr!!
Chapter 34: It's an avocado!
Jack: It's an avacado! Thaaankss
Chapter 35: Lucifer2
I watched Lucifer during 2018 of December
(I recently watched a show called Lucifer)
Lucifer: Don't tell me that this guy is me!
Gabe: That's you, but taller
Cas: Why are there two?
Gabe: Because I brought him here.
Chapter 36: I can't believe
Dean: *stabs Cas*
Cas: I can't believe you've done this.
Chapter 37: We have to cut off your arm
Dean: Meg, I have the Mark of Cain; how do I get rid of it? We tried everything!
Meg: I'm sorry but..
Dean: But what?
Meg: *gets out a hacksaw* We have to cut off your arm, you can get a new one.
Dean: WAIT WHAT!?
Meg: *raises hacksaw* Hold still,
Chapter 38: Nougats are gone
Dean: Why are you crying? Did someone hurt you if they did I'll stab-
Jack: All of my nougats are gone
Chapter 39: Christmas pt 1
Balthazar: Who's idea was it to put Cas on the Christmas tree.
Gabe: You said every Christmas tree needs an angel.
Balthazar: Gabe, we are ALL angels, literally.
Chapter 40: DEAN! IS THAT A WEED!?
Jack: DEAN! IS THAT A WEED!?
Dean: No, this is The Hand of Go-
Jack: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Jack: *aggresivly taps cookie cereal box*
Cereal Box: 911 what's your emergency?
Chapter 41: Christmas pt2
Cas: *on tree* Gabriel? Can I get down now?
Gabe: Not yet, 'lil bro!
Balth: He's been up there for 12 hours, Gabe.
Gabe: No need to worry, Balthy-
Balth: Don't call me that,
Gabe: -I'm a responsible older brother for Cassy, I can handle this!
Chapter 42: Toothboy again
Cas: The boy made of teeth is back, he says he's hungry.
Dean: Wait so you weren't lying?
Nick: You hunt things Supernatural and yet you said that teeth boy doesn't exist, I'm leaving now *takes a hammer and waltzs out*
Chapter 43: Christmas pt3
Castiel is stuck on the Christmas Tree
Gabriel is hoarding all of the candy canes
Balthazar is trying to get Cas down from the tree
Raphael is trying to cook
Lucifer is setting fire to the Christmas supplies
Chuck is watching the chaos unfold
Chapter 44: Ramune
Based on when I got Ramune from a grocery store
Castiel: *comes home with three grocery bags*
Sam: Cas, why are there 9 bottles of Ramune? I mean bags of nougats, I get, but, Ramune.
Castiel: Charlie introduced me to them and I thought they tasted good so I bought some more.
Chapter 45: Maybe
Nick: I'm not gay.
Cas: *walks into room to get some papers*
Nick: *mutters under breath* OK maybe I'm a little gay...
Chapter 46: Lable makers pt1
Sam: Dean, why is everything labeled? I found a label that says "human" on my forehead.
Dean: I might've given Cas and Jack a label maker.
Chapter 47: wanna know who's gay
Dean: Hey, you wanna know who's gay?
Dean: You. ♥️
Cas: I am indifferent to sexual orientation, I have no idea what you mean.
Dean: Jesus friggen Christ.
Chapter 48: Come home quick
Sam and Dean are on the phone
Sam: Dean, come home quickly.
Cas: *in the background yelling help*
Sam: Cas got his wings, stuck in the ceiling fan and I need another person since I can't see his wings.
Dean: *sighs* I'll be home.
Chapter 49: Warm it up
Dean: *eating icecream*
Dean: My mouth is cold
Cas: *smirks* Want me to warm it up for you?
Dean: *blushes* yes..
Cas: *hands Dean hot cocoa* Here!
Dean: *dies inside*
Cas: This is what you asked for, right? *insert head tilt*
Dean: S-sure, yep, d-definitely
Chapter 50: Shortie
Cas to Micheal: FIGHT ME!
Nick: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!
Cas: My height doesn't affect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!
Nick: You can't even reach my neck, sweetie~
Cas: Do you really want to test me now!?
Cas: Because I see step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!
Chapter 51: Fire pt2
Nick: I'm the most responsible one in this group!
Cas: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Nick: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.
Chapter 52: Double eyeliner
Meg: You're a horrible person!
Nick: And you're a demon who wears double eyeliner
Meg: Atleast it makes my eyes look good.
Cas: *quietly* it does...
Chapter 53: Brooding
Meg: Why are you sad?
Cas: I am experiencing what humans call "Brooding" when they look out the window into the distance.
Chapter 54: Label makers pt2
Sam: Dean, you have to hide the label makers, Jack and Cas are labeling everything!
Sam: They put a lable on the pies,
Dean: Help me find the lable makers.
Chapter 55: Dogs pt1
Cas: *holding a shoebox* This isn’t what it looks like.
Meg: Are there puppies in there?
Cas: ..yeah Meg: You know they aren’t allowed in the bunker, right?
Meg: If you’re gonna smuggle them, in at least do it right, give the box to me, I’m a professional;
Chapter 56: Dogs pt2
Dean: Does anyone else smell dog?
Dean: I can smell dog, Sam’s not here so it must be you two. Bonnie and Clyde. C
as: I’m not Cly-
Meg: Haha. I can assure you, Dean we didn’t do anything.
Chapter 57: The OTher Lucifer
Lucifer and SPN
Meg: Why are there two Lucifers? And why is one of them wingless?
Lucifer2: I had Maze cut of my wings.
Lucifer2: I burned them.
Lucifer2: I didn’t need them anymore.
Chapter 58: Not that complicated
Meg: This is my boyfriend, Cas and his boyfriend, Nick, and I hate Nick.
Dean: How does this work?
Meg: Cas is indifferent to sexual orientation, so he can still date me while dating Nick and Nick is kinda gay for Cas, and Nick hates me.
Meg: It’s not that complicated
Chapter 59: Cake is for talkers
Monster: I ain’t talking
Jack: *takes out knives and sharpens them* I have ways of making people talk
Jack: *begins cutting the cake*
Monster: Can I have some?
Jack: *eating cake slice* Cake is for talkers
Chapter 60: I know you would
Cas: Get down from there!
Meg: *is up on bookshelf* No way!
Cas: I'm going to call the cops
Meg: Go ahead! I'll fight them
Cas: I have cookies
Meg: *rolls down and grabs cookies* I totally would've fought them
Cas: I know you would
Chapter 61: Jack's reaction to fireworks
Jack: What's this? What's this? There's something in the air.
Jack: What's this? There's bright shit everywhere.
Chapter 62: I have an idea!
Nick: I have an idea
Cas: We're not going to kill anyone
Nick: Then I've got no ideas
Chapter 63: One fear
Dean: I have no fears.
Cas: What if Sam was 11'8 tall?
Dean: I have one fear.
Chapter 64: Is that an angel blade in your pocket
Dean: Is that an angel blade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Cas: *takes angel blade out of pocket* It's an angel blade.
Chapter 65: Flower crowns
Meg: Why are there flower crowns everywhere?
Cas: Dean said I have to do something else in my free time.
Meg: Can I help?
Chapter 66: Same page
Dean: You don't need to eat nougats all the time.
Jack: And you don't need to drink beer all the time or sleep with women, so I guess we're on the same page.
Chapter 67: Those shirts
Dean, Sam, Meg and Cas are wearing shirts with words
Dean has the word F
Cas has K
Meg has C
and Sam has U
Dean: Hey Cas you should switch places with Sam
Dean: Just do it Cas: OK
Chapter 68: So proud
Meg: So....where'd you find that Hellhound?
Cas: I smuggled her from Hell...
Meg: *sniffs* I taught you so well, I am proud of you.
Chapter 69: N O pt1
Cas: There's only one thing worse than a murderer *takes down paper revealing the word "people"*
Cas: n o
Chapter 70: Romance Novel
Raphael: The subconscious mind is a powerful and mysterious thing, I learned about it in this book.
Micheal: Raphael, that's a Romance Novel.
Raphael: Y-yuck, that's not. Mine-someone must've stuck it in there as a joke.
Chapter 71: Hooker
Charlie: I walked into a room just to see two people making out. So I walked out.
Sam: Did Dean find a hooker?
Charlie: Yes...yes he did.
Chapter 72: Salty
Cas: You remind me of the ocean.
Dean: How so?
Chapter 73: Hot Milky
Officer: How do you plead?
Sam: *mouthing "Not guilty"*
Dean: Dean: H-....hot milky.
Sam: Take him away.
Chapter 74: I'll kill you first
Abaddon: Abandon all hope, for I will kill every one of you.
Dean: *snirk* Don't you mean...Abaddon all hope? *loud laughter*
Abaddon: I'm going to kill you first, Dean.
Chapter 75: Pikachu play
Random person: Dies Random
Hunter 1: This is so sad, Pikachu play Despacito.
Chapter 76: Smudged writing on hand
Dean: Cas I gotta tell you something
Dean: I love your uh.....*reads smudged writing on hand* (it was supposed to say eyes)
Cas: Dean, that's inappropriate...
Chapter 77: N O pt2
Cas: Say frog
Cas: N O
Chapter 78: Coffee
Sam: How do you want your coffee?
Cas, in a bad mood: Darker than the emptiness of my soul.
Sam: Two spoonfuls of sugar with cold-brew whipped cream it is!
Chapter 79: RENEGADE ANGEL
Cas, drunk: *standing on roof* IM ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD
Dean: Cas, get down from there!
Cas, still drunk: NO! I'M A RENEGADE ANGEL I DON'T NEED TO TAKE ORDERS ANYMORE!
Chapter 80: Bitch
Dean: Hey, hey Cas look at me.
Cas: Yes Dean?
Chapter 81: Dean doesn't have a friend!
John: Who are you!?
Cas: I'm Dean's friend,
John: Dean doesn't have a friend!
Cas: That's because he doesn't tell you anything.
Chapter 82: Demon with the less intimidating voice
Dean: Just kill me already.
Demon 1: You're not getting out of this that easy, the boss wants a word with ya.
Demon Mob Boss: *walks in with intimidatingly*
Demon M.B: *high pitched voice* You think you can come into my territory? And take what's mine!?
Dean, laughing: W-what!?
*Dean laughing in the bg*
Demon M.B: What? What's so funny?
Demon: Yeah, haha- That's not- That's not funny PUNK.
Demon M.B: Alright, you'll be sleeping with the fishies.
Dean, tearing up, smiling: F i s h i e s?!
Chapter 83: Oh my God
Nick: Is that a truck? CASTIEL MOVE THERE'S A TRUCK.
Oh my god, it's getting closer.
CASTIEL THE TRUCK'S COMING! Oh my god, he has headphones on. He can't hear me, oh my god.
Chapter 84: Dean said I'm not allowed to cook anymore.
Cas: Dean said I'm not allowed to cook anymore.
Cas: He said I ruined pie for him.
Meg: Cook behind his back then,
Chapter 85: Cas no
Sam: Oh my God, Cas are you alright!?
Cas: The doctor says that I have internal bleeding, I don't know what that is but
I'm alright because I'm not hurt that badly.
The blood is where it's supposed to be.
Chapter 86: Boyfriend?
Nick: and how exactly will you stop me?
Sam&Dean: We'll call your boyfriend.
Nick: I don't- oh...you're talking about Castiel
Chapter 87: Good die
Demon 1, after trying to deal with Cas: This is killing me.
Meg: Good, die.
Chapter 88: you've disappointed the three of us
Castiel, holding two hellhound puppies, and still mad at Dean: I'll have you know that you've disappointed the three of us.
Dean: That's cold, Cas.
Chapter 89: Annoy him into talking
Dean: How do we get him to talk?
Kevin: I got this.
Sam: What're you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?
Kevin: *gets out a guitar and grins*
Kevin: *plays guitar very badly and yells*
Demon: *just stares discomfortly*
Kevin: Nope, didn't work.
Chapter 90: 5'11 tall
Castiel: Of course I have to yell, I'm fucking 5'11 tall I can barely reach the top of this dresser to hide Dean's beer!
Chapter 91: B-word
Young!Cas: Bobby! Dean called me the b-word!
Young!Dean: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B. Bitch.
Bobby: I'm starting to question your father's parenting skills, Dean.
Chapter 92: Oh God No
Dean: Cas, I don't want you hanging around Meg anymore.
Cas: Why not?
Dean: *opens laundry cleaner* I just have a-
Meg: *head pops out of laundry cleaner* YeAh, WhY nOt!?
Dean: Oh GoD nO
Chapter 93: Mr. Snuffles
Bobby: Alright, time for bed, Sam.
Young!Sam: Mr. Snuffles says I can stay up as long as I want, and you need to DIE.
Bobby: What the heck, Mr. Snuffles?
Chapter 94: Just ask Charlie brown
Nick: Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong.
Cas: Grief isn't wrong.
Nick: Well, there's such thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.
Chapter 95: Complaint
Meg: Gabriel mislabeled the weapon, like an idiot. It almost got filed with the wrong case which could've blown months of work!
Cas: Gabriel filed a complaint against you
Meg: Did he do it in crayon
Nick: Nope, but he did use a green pen.
Cas: I thought it was a colored pencil.
Chapter 96: Cold Medicine
Sam: You know the cold medicine you gave Cas?
Sam: It was the non-drowsy kind, he took that and then he drank 2 cups of coffee after that.
Dean: He's all over the place
Cas: HEY! Hey, hey, guess what!? There's a video file and the eyes were glowing! SHAPESHIFTER!
Chapter 97: Good brother pt1
Lucifer: I'm a good older brother for Raph, Gabe and Cass. I never let them out of my sight- oh look at the time. Gotta go, Raph keep an eye on Gabe and Cass.
Chapter 98: Good Brother pt2
Micheal: I'm a responsible brother like Dad always said. Nothing goes wrong when I'm in charge.
*meanwhile in the background young!Lucifer got hold of a flamethrower*
Chapter 99: it's milk
Cas: I thought you were Lactose intolerant.
Nick: This isn't lactose, it's milk *drinks milk from cup*
100 Chapter milestone! Celebrated with this pic!
Chapter 101: this is a bathtub.
Dean: *sits on side of bathtub seductively* I see you don't have a lifeguard here at the beach.
Cas: I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub.
Chapter 102: Why?
Cas: You can't just go around killing people!
Lucifer: *wearing terminator sunglasses and tuxedo* Why?
Cas: What do you mean why? You just can't!
Chapter 103: Crucifix
Ruby: I’m a good friend
Cas: You tricked Sam into killing Lillith to free Lucifer
Ruby: Oh, you’re right! I’m a great friend!
Cas: Someone hand me the crucifix.
Chapter 104: Koifish the Hellhound
Dean: Since I found out you have a Hellhound, and told me not to kill it; what’s its name?
Cas: Her name is Koifish.
Dean: That’s a horrible name for a Hellhound.
Meg: No, it’s not, Cas can name her Koifish if he wants to. *smug grin*
Chapter 105: Jack the messanger
Jack: Dean told me to tell you this.
Sam: Tell me what?
Jack, imitating Dean’s voice: Jack, tell Sam that he’s a bitch.
Sam: Was this about the jalapeño in the pie incident?
Sam: Tell Dean I’m hiding the keys to the Impala for teaching you that word
Chapter 106: Back from the dead
Meg: *kicks down door* Guess who’s back from the dead!
Cas, sad puppy-dog eyes: Y-you were dead?
Meg: *panicking* U-uh! No! No I wasn’t, that was a metaphor, uh- I was just- uh...on...o a farm!
A farm that was very far away, yeah!
Chapter 107: Mating Calls?
|Insert HD video quality, the video shows Cas and Dean|
Gabriel: And here we have the human, trying to attract his date by using mating calls.
Dean: *strums random guitar strings while sounding like a dying animal*
Castiel: *nervously scoots away from Dean*
Chapter 108: OH MY GO-
Cass: Kitchen! *points at Kitchen*
Cass: Meeting room! *points at the Bunker's meeting room*
Cass: Bathroom! *points at bathroom*
Cass: Bedroom! *points at bedroom*
Cass: *opens closet door* Closet! *points at closet to see a dead body*
Cass: OH MY GO-
Chapter 109: Shotgun
Dean: I'm driving!
Sam: Aww! But you had it on the way HERE
Dean: Woah woah woah!
Nick: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat, *cocks gun*
Chapter 110: Dean Winchester running a hurdle race
Nick: *holding megaphone whiled driving a car* If you fuckheads could pick up the pace that would be fucking stellar this shit's moving slower than Dean Winchester running a hurdle race.
Chapter 111: they were roommates
Lillith: and they were roommates! *walks past Nick*
Nick: Oh my God, they were roommates.
Chapter 112: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
Nick: Look at the buns on that guy *points at an unconscious person on the floor covered in hamburger buns*
Cas: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Sam&Dean: *runs in with sunglasses FBI style*
Nick: *pulls out a gun* I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
Chapter 113: dying inside
Nick: *strumming Ukelele* Hey, how you doing? Well I'm doing just fine, I lied. I'm dying inside
Jack&Jesse Turner: *hiding behind Dean's back*
Dean: Alright guys, nothing to be afraid of!
Spider: *is gone*
Dean: Say goodbye to the house kids *drives away*
Chapter 115: Remember one time, I liked you?
Leviathan!Cass: Remember one time, I liked you?
Leviathan!Cass: Good, cause, never happened!
Leviathan!Cass: Haha! *holds up middle finger* Hooo!
Chapter 116: Bet'cha can't get a 'Yes' from me
Micheal: I can make people work for me, against their own will. I mean, I can control monsters!
Dean: Bet'cha can't get a 'Yes' from me, bitch.
1 second later
Micheal!Dean: I left the door open, who's laughing now. Fool.
Chapter 117: half-brother
Jesse Turner: I am a Cambion, half demon, half human.
Jack: I'm a Nephilim, half angel, well archangel and half human.
Jesse T.: *whispering with watery eyes* Are you my half-brother?
Jack: Well...we are both half human, so yeah!
Chapter 118: I need Lucifer back
Nick: I have killed a lot of people and don't feel bad about it whatsoever because I need Lucifer back
Chapter 119: I know I was there
*Gabriel and Castiel are looking at a magic fire thing*
Gabriel: lol, look Cassie a dork joined the two brothers *touches fire*
Castiel: It's fire, Gabriel; it's hot.
Gabriel: *pouty face* I know I was there
Chapter 120: A smoothe
Chapter 121: People!
Nick: *Behind a glass wall holding phone* What do I hate the most!?
Chapter 122: Housing a Cambion
John: Dean, why are you housing a Cambion!?
Dean: Me, Sam and Cas adopted him; I mean, Jack's gotta have someone like him.
Chapter 123: A friend
Mary: Who are you?
Nick: *tries to think of something*
Nick: A friend
Chapter 124: French fries have salt
Azazel, possessing John: This is a foolproof plan!
Dean: Dad, here have a french fry
Azazel!John: Thanks, son! *eats french fry* *suddenly insides are burning*
Dean: French fries have salt, bitch
Chapter 125: The Pie doesn't have legs
Dean; eating pie Sam; the bunker is on fire. you can save me or the pie, what do you choose
Dean; well that's not a fair question
Sam; h?? ow??
Dean; the pie doesn't have legs
Nick:I killed a man.
Castiel: Don't do that, please.
Nick: Too late, hun; I killed two more, sorry.
Nick: I also tased a lady.
Castiel: N I C K! ! ! W H Y
Chapter 127: Tree?
Dean: Why are you on a tree?
Nick: Castiel says that I'm in trouble.
Dean: What for?
Nick: Attempted murder spree and I tased a woman.
Chapter 128: 3 weeks ad 3 hours
Sam: I am surprised that Cass got mad at the both of you at the same time What did you do.
Nick: Crime, got 'grounded' and ended up in a tree for the next 3 hours.
Dean: Told him his cooking's bad, *sniffs* he didn't talk to me for 3 weeks.
Nick: Are you OK?
Dean: N o
Chapter 129: Powered by sadness
Dean: What'chu got?
Nick: I made a hat, that's powered by s a d n e s s
Nick: *puts on hat and floats away*
*Loud flute music playing*
Chapter 130: Pie Explodes
Jesse Turner: Jack, I can't sleep
Jack: Neither can I
Jesse: Wanna bake pie?
10 mins later pie explodes in the oven
Meg: What did you two do!?
Jack&Jesse: We tried to make pie
Chapter 131: bloody contractors
Crowley: I'm here to talk to Dean, he killed one of my bloody contractors again.
Chapter 132: You're forgetting the fact that I d i e d
Asmodeus: You were supposed to find Lucifer'S son
Dagon: You're forgetting the fact that I d i e d
Chapter 133: OK what'd you break
Jack: Sam, your one of the best out of my 3 dads
Sam: Awww- OK what'd you break?
Chapter 134: the pit 𝘺𝘰𝘶 fell in
Dean: Can you two go talk somewhere else? I'm trying to watch TV.
Sam&Castiel: We're talking about the pit 𝘺𝘰𝘶 fell in
Chapter 135: Oh shit the cops
Nick: Oh shit the cops, I stab a demon in the eye and this is what I get- oh wait it was because I stole a truck, nevermind
Chapter 136: Meg happened
Meg: Hi, Clare-
Castiel, with combed hair: Yes?
Meg: What happened to your hair?
Cass: I combed it
Meg: That is not allowed, hold still *places hands on Cass's head*
10 minutes later
Sam: What happened to your hair?
Cass: Meg happened.
Meg: *proud of herself*
Chapter 137: zoo pt 1
Cass: *runs in with 5 ferrets* Dean! Can I keep these?
Dean: *not paying attention* Yeah, sure, 10 mins later
Cass: *runs in with 3 cats, 3 dogs, a bird, and 4 rabbits* Dean! Can I keep these?
Dean: *still not paying attention* Sure,
11 minutes later
Chapter 138: zoo pt2
Meg: So you're telling me that Clarence is planning a zoo?
Dean: YES!! He came in with a deer and a tiger! A LIVING TIGER!
Chapter 139: What a nice day
Ruby: What a nice day to be outside.....and go back inside with Sam and try to get him to kill Lillith
Chapter 140: DEAN THERE'S DOGS
Sam: DEAN THIS IS AMAZING THERE'S DOGS!
Dean: No, you can't keep them
Sam: But Dean. DOGS!
Dean: We have a hellhound!
Sam: Koifish won't let me pet her, and Cass came in with more dogs.
Chapter 141: Oh my God you have Sam
Kidnapper, on the phone with Cass: We have your boyfriend
Cass: I don't have a boyfriend
Kidnapper: Then who's the tall giant guy?
Cass: Oh my God, you have Sam.
Chapter 142: I am not. Fucking. Drunk
Castiel: Look how drunk you are!
Nick: I am not drunk!
Cass: Can you tell the time?
Nick: Yes. *turns over to clock*
Nick: I am not. Fucking. Drunk.
Demon!Dean @ Crowley: Sorry I'm late I was...uh doing things
Demon 1: *huffing* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Demon!Dean: Push is such a strong word, I prefer it 'giving you a little nudge'
Demon 1: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
Demon!Dean: Hey! Watch your fucking language infront of the King of Hell
My twitter has a lot of incorrect quotes!
So if chapters aren't added yet, be sure to check here to keep up!
Chapter 144: Did you wash the dishes?
Sam: Did you wash the dishes?
Dean: I thought you were going to
Sam: Ha. N o
Chapter 145: FUCK YOU THAT WHY
Abraxas: *slams bunker door open* WHASSUP MEATSUITS!!??
Dean: WHY ARE YOU IN THE BUNKER!?
Abraxas: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Chapter 146: JINGLE JANGLED
Dean: *wakes up to find himself wrapped in Christmas tree decorations* I'VE BEEN JINGLE JANGLED
Chapter 147: Didn't the bitch spun away.
Dean: Last night I got attacked by a Goddamn ballerina, she tried to make me pass away, didn't the bitch spun away.
Chapter 148: Aww, you think I'm hot,
Castiel: Why were you laughing at Hot Topic?
Sam: Aww, you think I'm hot,
Chapter 149: What Deal?
Dean: Cass, who the fuck is this?
The Empty: Hello, Castiel, it's time to go; we made a deal.
Sam: What deal?
Chapter 150: I can't swim
Young!Castiel: I can't swim,
Teen!Raphael: How old are you?
Teen!Raphael: *picks up Castiel and throws him into the lake*
Chapter 151: Look. Stairs
Cass: Kevin, are you crying?
Chapter 152: ¿A quién le estás diciendo que te cállate?
???: Shut up!
Jo: ¿A quién le estás diciendo que te cállate?
¿Me estás diciendo que me cállate?
Chapter 153: There is a vulture in front of my home
Kevin: There is a vulture in front of my home
Vulture: *chilling on the chimney*
Kevin: *starts spraying water from the water hose at vulture*
THIS IS NOT YOUR LAND!
Chapter 154: Prank gone wrong
Dean: Prank time! *puts white sheets over himself and sneaks towards Kevin*
Kevin: *screams, gets out of bed and runs*
Kevin: *runs back screaming and hits Dean with a chair*
Chapter 155: Are you studying for your finals?
Sam: Are you studying for your finals?
Jesse: *places game in*
Jesse: *turns on Zelda: Breath of the Wild*
Sam: Stop it
Jesse: *starts the game*
Sam: Are you kidding me?
Jesse: *proceeds to play the game*
Chapter 156: My neck's not broken
Nick: Please donate to help fix this lone man's broken neck
Dean: My neck's not broken
Nick: *shoves Dean to make him fall*
Nick: Yes it is
Chapter 157: I'm coming to kill you where do you live?
Person reading a book, on the phone with Nick: Who is it?
Nick: I'm coming to kill you where do you live?
Person: 77 East Kansas Ave, I live in a red house
Chapter 158: Piano playing
Nick @ Abraxas: Go suck a dick, suck a dick, suck a motherfucking dick
Castiel, playing the piano: Suck a dick, suck a huge or small dick.
Chapter 159: Two shots of Vodka
Nick: Two shots, of vodka *proceeds to pour the entire vodka bottle into bowl*
Chapter 160: What the fuck is all of this!?
Lucifer: *wakes up to find himself covered in valentines day decor*
What the fuck is all of this!?
Chapter 161: Horrible Brother?
Teen!Gabe: Alright Cassie I'm ba- Cassie? Cassie where'd you go!!? Oh Dad...I lost my little bro!
____ 10 mins later
Teen!Micheal: Gabriel, why was Castiel on Eart-....Gabriel?
Teen!Gabe, sobbing while curled up in a ball: I lost my brother, I'm a horrible brotheeerrrr *sobs*
Chapter 162: Try me bitch.
Jack: *shakes a bag of candy infront of Lucifer*
Lucifer: Put that candy back! I'm not buying you all that mess!
Jack: *throws candy bag at Lucifer's head*
Lucifer: Try me bitch.
Chapter 163: I hate my self. Oh, I hate myself.
Nick: *playing piano* I hate my self. Oh, I hate myself.
Chapter 164: DEAN TURN IT OFF
Sam: Dean, Cass is stuck in the ceiling fan again.
Dean, too tired and didn't hear
Sam: *turns on lights and ceiling fan*
*Castiel screaming in distress*
Dean: Oh SHIT
Sam: DEAN TURN IT OFF
Chapter 165: Let all of the voices out of your head
Meditation instructor: Let all of the voices out of your head
Chapter 166: I am not your son, leAVE
John: Adam! My son
Adam Milligan: I am not your son, leAVE
Chapter 167: A demon has her ways, Clarence.
Cass: How were you able to get inside the laundry cleaner to scare Dean?
Meg: A demon has her ways, Clarence.
Chapter 168: That's dark
Adam: So, what--- you're gonna repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted, place until one day you snap and kill them?
Adam: That's dark
Chapter 169: You're right, I'm not going to fight them. .... Except that I am!
Sam: You're not going to fight them, Dean.
Dean: You're right, I'm not going to fight them.
.... Except that I am!
*runs towards the danger*
Chapter 170: VIne
Basically a video form of incorrect SPN
Chapter 171: Yogurt
Gabriel: *on some anesthesia*
Sam: How tall are you?
Gabriel: *processing words*
Chapter 172: SPN vine 2
Chapter 173: SPN Vine 3
Chapter 174: Vinegar
Demon!Dean: Hey can I have a sip of that water?
Soulless!Sam: It's not water
Demon!Dean: Vodka! I like your style-
Soulless!Sam: It's vinegar
Chapter 175: Listen here you little shit
Nick: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Abraxas: idk why?
Nick: To get to the idiot's house
Abraxas: Who's there?
Nick: The chicken
Abraxas: Listen here you little shit
Chapter 176: That was Meg
Meg: Why are all of the doors locked!?
Dean: A demon came into here so we are under lock down.
Cass: Dean, that was Meg.
Chapter 177: What
Donna: You better start telling the truth.
Nick: Is the light suppose to scare me or something?
Donna: *nods and turns on lamp light*
Nick: I KILLED HER!
w h a t
Chapter 178: DRIVE
Castiel: *hurringly gets into car* Drive.
Sam: What-- why?
Castiel: I just robbed a bank.
Castiel: I stole a pen, from the front desk OK? Drive!
Chapter 179: WHERE'S MY MONEY
Meg: Where's my money!?
Gabriel: I wrote you a check!
Meg: Yeah, I saw *holds up a piece paper with a check mark*
Meg, throwing piece of paper onto table:
You think this is funny!?
*smirking a little bit*
It's a little funny
Chapter 180: YOU SHOT OUT WAITER
Cass: OH MY GOD NICK!
Nick, holding a gun: What!?
Cass: YOU SHOT OUR WAITER!
Nick: What was I supposed to do? He came at me with a knife,
Cass: That's because you ordered the steak!
Nick: That....is not an excuse
Chapter 181: Emotional Support
I ship these two, OK?
Lily Baker: I miss my girlfriend
Charlie: Me too
Lily Baker: She can't be replaced
Charlie: Niether can mine
Lily Baker: Let's be each other's emotional support
Charlie: That would sound nice
Chapter 182: We are the cops!
Donna: *licks coke* Yep, that's definitely cocai- oh no.
Jody: What? What's wrong?
Donna: I can't feel my tongue!
Jody: Well, what do you want me to do?
Donna: Call the police!
Jody: We are the police!
Chapter 183: Don't Need Bones
Cass: It sounds like bones are breaking
Random Demon: Where we're going we don't need bones
Nick: w h a t t h e f u c k d o y o u m e a n b y t h a t
Chapter 184: Unicorn
Sam: Describe Cass in one word.
Chapter 185: Unsafe
Dean: Would you rather, kill Abraxas or-
Nick: Yes, kill him.
Dean: I didn't say the other-
Nick: I don't need to hear it.
Abraxas: .....I'm feeling a little unsafe
Chapter 186: Storks
Jack: Dean, where do babies come from?
Dean: A stork!
Jack: Isn't the baby too heavy?
Dean: It's a magical stork!
Jack: That doesn't make sense.
Dean: Fuck it......DADDY FUCKED MOMMY!
Chapter 187: Gates of Hell
(spn highschool AU)
Abraxas: And my dichondra is the powerhouse of the cell...your turn.
Nick: The gates of Hell awaits you.
Abraxas: OK...I don't know why he said that
Chapter 188: Tree
Castiel: *literally has an entire tree impaling him through his chest* *points at Micheal!Dean* I blame you for this
Micheal!Dean: I didn't do anything.
Chapter 189: Bluffing
Person: Bees are dying out
Castiel, sad tone: What?
Meg: *Holding knife behind Person's back* Don't worry Clarence, they're just bluffing...right?
Chapter 190: NI C E
Meg: *sitting next to Castiel, who's asleep* Nice..
Castiel: *cuddles closer to Meg, still asleep*
Meg: *choking back tears* NI C E
Chapter 191: Bodies in the basement
Cass: Micheal says your in trouble
Lucifer: Did he find the bodies in the basement
Chapter 192: On your own now
Cass @ Dean: Yeah, speaking of chiming in remember that one time you burned down the building I worked at? Gas n' Sip?
Dean: *turns to face Sam* Yeah, you're on your own now.
Chapter 193: Fake blood
Castiel: Oh, it’s Lucifer!
Gabriel: Did he get me the stuff?
Castiel: Yeah he said he got you the power drill, the clown costume and 12 gallons of blood
Gabriel: Wow, where do you find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Castiel: You wanted fake blood? ......I’ll go call Lucifer.
Chapter 194: I don't want this
Lucifer: *staring at Fledgling Cass* I don't want this
Lucifer: *places Fledgling Castiel in a UPS box then shoves the box in the mailbox*
Chapter 195: Shifty
Gabriel: *holding a box of pranks* Ready to do something a little...shifty?
Lucifer: Gabe, look who you're talking to
Chapter 196: Well, I've killed somebody
Person: Have you ever killed anyone famous?
Nick, cleaning his blood-stained Angel Blade: John Krasinski
Person: ...... He's still alive.
Nick: Well, I've killed somebody.
Chapter 197: Goddamn Morgue
Person: *pointing at door splattered with blood* Spooky door!
Nick: It's supposed to be spooky, it's a goddamn morgue, Joe.
Chapter 198: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!
Sam: *cooking food*
*hears shifting noise*
*turns around seeing Castiel in a box of packing peanuts*
Castiel: *bites a packing peanut*
Sam: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!
Chapter 199: THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Nick: and uh...I stabbed him 36 times in the chest
Cass: NICK! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Nick: Oh wow, I uh... I didn't know that.
Chapter 200: I'll be right back
Cass: Nick did you hide a dead body in my closet?
Cass: I only found one
Nick, sweating nervously and thinking; oh shit, one escaped
Nick: I'll be right back
Chapter 201: He died like...an hour ago.
Cass: Hey man,
Cass: .... What's wrong with Chris?
Nick: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Cass: I want you to tell me what happened to Chris
Nick: Alright.... Chris is dead now
Nick: He died like...an hour ago.
Chapter 202: hey how did that get there?
Cass: NICK! THERE IS A DEAD HUMAN IN OUR HOUSE!
Nick: Oh wow, hey how did that get there?
Chapter 203: The stars are so beautiful
Meg: The stars are so beautiful
Cass: They're just giant balls of gas
Meg: you know what, if you're just going to ruin this then I--
Cass: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
Chapter 204: My condolences
Dean: God help the person who's dating Nick
Cass: I'm dating Nick
Dean: My condolences
Chapter 205: Well then I don’t care!
Sam: Sharing is caring!
Meg, holding both of Cass’s hands: Well then I don’t care!
Chapter 206: 11 pm
Sam: It's 11 pm.
Why are you drinking coffee, Turner?
Jesse: Because I can, and because you and Dean locked Jack in a box.
Sam: are you still mad about that?
Chapter 207: Sir, this is a children's slide.
Jack: Cass! There's a drunk stuck in the slide!
Castiel: Sir, this is a children's slide.
Dean, drunk: *unintelligible speech*
Chapter 208: egg carton full of Barbie heads
Sam: Can someone explain to me why there is an egg carton full of Barbie heads?
Gabriel and Dean: *uncontrollable snickering* Don't know.
Chapter 209: Don’t speak of them.
Jesse: Who’s that?
Jack: My father Satan
Jesse: ....what about Sam and Dea-
Jack: Don’t speak of them.
Jesse: What about Castiel?
Jack: He’s cool, he didn’t lock me in the box, unlike the two people who did.
Chapter 210: Don't patronize me, Dean
Dean: I'm sorry for saying 'You're dead to me', Cass
Castiel: Don't patronize me, Dean
Chapter 211: Your car
Donna: Sir, is this your car?
Nick: Nope, it's yours
*drives off with police car*
Chapter 212: This shade of blue
Sam: Nick, you're within 20ft of people, where's your shirt?
Nick: Please don't make me wear it.
Sam: Who has the number to his parole officer?
Everybody else: *raises their hand*
Nick, wearing a blue shirt saying MURDERER: This shade of blue is disgusting.
Chapter 213: I just want his teeth
Nick: I'm going to rip his teeth out.
Meg: What did he do to you?
Nick: Oh, nothing I just want his teeth
Castiel, holding a baby crow: I found an abandoned bird, can I keep-
tdlr; Meg and Castiel become bird parents
Chapter 215: Help
Cass: Meg, can you help me bring a field of flowers, trees and butterflies into the bunker?
Meg: What's in it for me?
Cass: An unlimited supply of kisses and cuddles, and a batch of cookies
Meg: I'm in.
Chapter 216: Soldier Poet Kind Edition 1
Incorrect SPN Soldier Poet King edition
Emmanuel: What a nice sunny day. Time to go to the beach.
Castiel: No. I go out at night
Emmanuel: ..... It's been 9 months since you've seen the sun. You're going outside and I will drag you outside
Castiel: I'd like to see you try
Chapter 217: Magician
Magician: *slams cup down and a dove emerges from the cup*
Castiel: How did you do that!?
Magician, whispering: It's partially deboned.
Dove: *trying to fly*
Chapter 218: Because it's fun!
Lucifer: OK, now rip their heads off.
Lucifer, laughing: Because it's fun!
Chapter 219: Fucking Quicksand
Nick: I am never trusting you with a map ever again.
Castiel: Why is that?
Nick: BECAUSE WE ARE LITERALLY IN FUCKING QUICKSAND!
Chapter 220: Bird = Dead Dad
Bird: *flies through the window into the house*
Jack: Dad's here!
Dean: He thinks that the bird is his dead father: Castiel.
Rowena: Maybe it is him
Chapter 221: Broken Coffee Machine
Bartholomew: I broke it, it burned my hand so I punched it.
Bartholomew: I predict ten minutes from now they'd be at each other throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bartholomew: Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
Chapter 222: I ate all of your nougats
Dean, holding video camera: I ate all of your nougats.
Jack: Fuck you motherfucker!
Chapter 223: I shouldn't have licked it
Alastair @ Sam, Dean, Cass, Gabe, Jesse and Jack: My knife, you see... is coated in poison. The smallest cut can be fatal. Take care. My knife... has quite a burn.
Alastair: I shouldn't have licked it.
Chapter 224: Well the deer, had a husband.
Sam: We ran over his wife!
Rowena: We ran over. A deer.
Sam: Well the deer, had a husband.
Chapter 225: Where's my 20 bucks you punk!?
Dean: Sam, Cass! There's too many zombies!
Familiar Zombie: *ready to kill them*
Dean: Is that Chasie?
Dean: Where's my 20 bucks you punk!?
Chasie: *runs away*
Chapter 226: It is a dog, Gabriel.
Lucifer: Is that.. an alien?
Alien dog-thing: *angry growl*
Gabriel: It has a dog!
Castiel: It is a dog, Gabriel.
Chapter 227: If anyone's gonna die first
Castiel: Gabriel... this is an alien invasion.
Gabriel, wearing a glow sticks: Come on, Cassie! 'Brighten' up!"
Lucifer: If anyone's gonna die first, it's gonna be Gabriel.
Chapter 228: Your fingers are touching
Chuck: I am this close to ending it all
Castiel: Your fingers are touching.
Chuck: Exactly, *snaps fingers*
Chapter 229: I’ll go get the shovel
Jack: Nick! I did something terrible!
Nick: I’ll go get the shovel
Jack: I-- what did you think I did?
Nick: Doesn't matter. No one will ever know
Chapter 230: set a lake on fire?
Lucifer: How do you extinguish water from a lake?
Nick: How do you set a lake on fire?
Lucifer: Funny story actually.