“Etta, why are my dresses not selling?” Diana is beside herself.
“I don’t know Diana, they have pockets and you can conceal multiple weapons and a large sword.” Etta shrugged, “I think you need someone famous to start wearing them. That will help. Katharine Hepburn? Or maybe Chanel?”
“Oh, Coco! She has a birthday soon. Send her one of everything from the Concealing Weapons line, she will love it!”