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CA: fuck jade
CA: im startin to get really hot and bothered
GG: really?? <3
CA: i spread my legs and bashfully lift up my shirt givvin you perfect access to my brood pouch for you to put your ovvipositor in
CA: so you can get on wwith releasin your eggs
CA: slowly
GG: ....
GG: ummmm

>Jade: google 'ovvipositor'.

>Did you mean: ovipositor?

>Yes.

>Jade: ....Ew.


CA: jade are you still there?


GG: oh yes um definitely!!!

CA: okay because I don't wwant you thinkin im a kind of guy wwho does this kinda thing for just all anyone and suchlike you know


GG: yes okay.
GG: okay.
GG: ummmmmmmmmmmm...

CA: I really like you jade
CA: i don't wwant to mess this up
GG: ...
GG: okay.
GG: i think my ovvipositor is ready now
CA: oh really oh my fuckin god okay
CA: oh god
CA: ...wwhere do you want me?
GG: welllll um
GG: put your
GG: broodpouch
CA: yes
CA: i am putting it

GG: where i can get to it please?

CA: yes okay definitely that is wwhat I am fuckin doin right noww I am on my back so fuckin hard, and you are all up in my broodpouch right
CA: that is a thing wwe are doing jade right
GG: yes definitely!!! we are doing it!!
CA: you feel so good
GG: yes
GG: you too!

GG: um so, I am totally... doing you! I am doing you so hard <3
CA: oh wwoww uh
CA: okay youre so forceful wwoww I wwasn't expecting that but uh
CA: I like that in a wwoman
GG: good because you don't have any choice! i have my ovvipositron in your broodpouch and you are gonna like it!!!!!
CA: oh
CA: yes
CA: oh jade

>Jade: google 'broodpouch'

>Jade: google 'seahorse reproduction'

>Jade: take a moment to d'aww at baby seahorses.

==> They are so darn cute. Almost as cute as your squiddles lunchtop.

>Jade: be slightly weirded out by squiddles lunchtop now.

GG: do you have a tail?
CA: wwhat no
CA: wwho told you that
GG: uh just kidding! okay, i take off all your clothes and lay you down in some soft seagrass
GG: so you are comfortable
GG: and theres seaflowers in the seagrass and you look very pretty surrounded by them
GG: seaflowers are a thing right
CA: oh yeah i lovve me some seaflowers i guess
CA: uh that is nice of you
CA: it is vvery nice grass and flowers
CA: i am all rollin around up in it all
CA: all like being oh this is such nice grass jade thank you vvery much i am so turned on by how thoughtful you are
GG: good!!! now i...
GG: i hold you close with my arms and nuzzle your gills with my face??
CA: oh wwoww oh wwoww
CA: okay yes wwoww that is so hot you are going to kill me jade
CA: um okay so I nuzzle yours
CA: if that is okay
GG: yes go ahead!!!
CA: really i mean of course yes that is wwhat wwe are doin
CA: wwe are
CA: nuzzlin up a storm in this here situation
GG: that tickles!
CA: it is probably just the flowers and shit
CA: i am a vveritable wwizard of nuzzles
CA: it is me
GG: ha ha okay, mr wwizardgills so i am now nuzzling your gills and they are nice, you have nice gills!!! i mean big hot sexy gills and now I am sexily
GG: uh I am STILL sexily all up in your broodpouch laying my eggs
GG: it is me >:D
CA: howw many eggs
GG: what?
CA: howw many eggs are you layin in me
GG: uhhhh

>Jade: do not google this. You will only regret it.

GG: dozens to thousands
GG: probably??
CA: oh
CA: my
CA: cod
CA: WWOWW

>Jade: you were warned.

CA: my broodpouch is so full of all your eggs
CA: so many of them i cant
CA: i cant even
CA: jade oh god jade please
CA: i
CA: i lovve you
GG: you too!!!!
CA: i am goin to
CA: OH
CA: sdjdsvcxzxwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwq``

>caligulasAquarium is idle!

GG: eridan?
GG: eridan are you okay?
GG: oh nooooo ):

>caligulasAquarium is active!

CA: no im okay i was just
CA: uh
CA: you know
CA: ovverwwhelmed a little
CA: you are really somethin you knoww that jade
GG: aww well
GG: i try!!!
CA: wwell you are!!
CA: ...
CA: uh
CA: jade
GG: what?
CA: so i guess i am gonna just put this right out there okay
CA: are my gills really big and sexy?
CA: or is that just mmaybe a thing yyou wwwwere sayinn
GG: oh!!!!!
GG: oh no no, definitely they are sexy!!! you have the sexiest gills I have ever nuzzled over the internet
GG: 10/10 would nuzzle again
GG: <3
GG: <<<3 even!!
CA: i KNEW it
CA: um
CA: so humans dont really havve gills do they
GG: nooo ):
CA: wwell if you had any they would be reel sexy i bet so dont you go be feelin bad or anything about it okay
CA: maybe they wwould evven be sexier than mine and thats really sayin somethin isnt it
CA: because you're just that great jade
CA: i wwant you to know that that is a thing that i feel about you for real
GG: ha ha, yes!
CA: <<<3 eridan and <3 jade
GG: yes!!!
CA: oh fuck i
CA: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO WITH MY COMPUTER YOU FREAKISH ASSCLOWN
CA: FUCK HOLD ON
CA: I CANT BELIEVE THIS
CA: YOU COMPLETE TOOL.
CA: OH SHIT
CA: OH SHIT YOU DID NOT IS THAT JADE
CA: JEGUS T CHODELICKING WIZARD GOD YOU JUST HAD HORRIBLE FISH CYBERSEX WITH JADE YOU MISERABLE NOOKLICKING SCUMSUCKING AQUATIC ABOMINATION
CA: ON MY COMPUTER
CA: MY MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
CA: JADE
CA: WHEN DID YOU GO INSANE
CA: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
CA: WHY WOULD YOU EVER FUCKING DO THIS
GG: ummmmmmmm

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