Chapter 1: chuchu lovely munimuni muramura prinprin boron nururu rerorero - maximum the hormone
junko enoshima has added makoto naegi, mukuro ikusaba and 13+ others into the chat.
sayaka maizono: ooooo hiya
junko enoshima: mornin!!
leon kuwata: sup sayaka
junko enoshima: just cuz u wanna get in her pants doesn't mean u can blank me (*^*)/
yasuhiro hagakure: shhhh let him flirt
leon kuwata: shut!!
chihiro fujisaki: junko
chihiro fujisaki: junko make me admin
junko enoshima has given admin privileges to chihiro fujisaki
chihiro fujisaki: thank uuu
junko enoshima: np!!
byakuya togami: can i leave the chat?
makoto naegi: no
mondo oowada: some1 rename the chat
chihiro fujisaki renamed the chat "piss kink gang"
chihiro fujisaki: gang gang
kiyotaka ishimaru: thats not acceptable in a school environment !
leon kuwata: we ain't in school
leon kuwata: and none of us have a piss kink
chihiro fujisaki: i hacked into ur browsing history lol
chihiro fujisaki: u might not have a piss kink but (>_>)
yasuhiro hagakure: was leon's just porn
hifumi yamada: pretty much i was there
celestia ludenberg: gross.
byakuya togami: do you have nothing better to do than watch pornography?
mondo oowada: stfu veruca salt
chihiro fujisaki: KSJDJJSJSISM
chihiro fujisaki has changed byakuya togami's name to veruca salt
veruca salt: you've really ran out of things to call me haven't you.
aoi asahina: change my name to doughnuts pls
chihiro fujisaki has changed aoi asahina's name to doughnuts
doughnuts: i owe u my life
chihiro fujisaki: i know >:)
chihiro fujisaki changed their name to bigdic
yasuhiro hagakure: change my name to weed
bigdic has changed yasuhiro hagakure’s name to 420
bigdic: no problem :))
hifumi yamada: animetitties.jpeg
touko fukawa: get that weeb shit out my face
junko enoshima: oooo beef beef beef
bigdic changed junko enoshima’s name to tits
changed hifumi yamada’s name to boku no pico
boku no pico: classy
tits: i have big titties
tits: who da fuck tryin nut in my butt
leon kuwata: pipe it all so deep feel it all in my gut
mondo oowada: yum
touko fukawa: u make me want to die
mondo oowada: ain’t you an author and supposed to be good with words n shit???
touko fukawa: only when I’m writing
touko fukawa: words are hard
changed touko fukawa’s name to yaoi x3
yaoi x3: change it back
mondo oowada: damn chi u got intimidating
changed mondo oowada’s name to sk8er boi
sk8er boi: yikes
420: avril is that u
leon kuwata: can we get an F in the chat
makoto naegi: F
kyouko kirigiri: F
boku no pico: ligma
sayaka maizono: that memes dead
kiyotaka ishimaru: what’s ligma
420: LIGMA BALLS
kiyotaka ishimaru: ?? what’s ligma
veruca salt: please. stop asking.
mukuro ikusaba: taka i’ll tell u on dm
leon kuwata: ;)))
changed leon kuwata’s name to horny bitch
horny bitch: that’s rude
420: dude ur horny like. 25/8 idk what ur complaining about
sk8er boy: you’d shag anyone in our class tbh
horny bitch: tbh
horny bitch: yeah
veruca salt: that’s gross
horny bitch: c’mon togami lemme hit it raw
bigdic: YOU CANT ASK HIM THAT
yaoi x3: DONT INSULT BYAKUYA SAMA LIKE THAT U MAN WHORE
sayaka maizono: come on fukawa, you can do better than togami.
veruca salt: please don’t have sex with me, and please leave me alone.
bigdic changed sayaka maizono’s name to bluebird
bluebird: aww my nicknames cute
changed kyouko kirigiri’s name to gnome
bigdic: sherlock gnomes
celestia ludenberg: i take all credit
changed celestia ludenberg’s name to big titty goth gf
big titty goth gf: for god sake chihiro
doughnuts: can u change sakura’s name to petal
bigdic changed sakura oogami’s name to petal
bigdic: ur welcome
petal: thank you, chihiro.
bluebird: not to be nsfw but I’d like to hold a hand
horny bitch: i
horny bitch: i wanna h
horny bitch: hold hands
horny bitch: pls
bluebird: wanna come round to mine?
makoto naegi: chihiro
makoto naegi: egg
bigdic changed makoto naegi’s name to egg
horny bitch: omw
veruca salt: wear protection. it might have an std.
420: leon doesn’t have an std
sk8er boi: he probably doesn’t but for once bitchie rich is right wear protection we don’t want kids
doughnuts: veruca salt, four eyed lemon, bitchie rich, richie rich, draco malfoy, regina george
sk8er boi: dick, asshole, pretty boy, skank, daddy issues, sugar baby, nerd
bigdic: r these all togami’s nicknames??
kiyotaka ishimaru: Hey, that’s mean :(
veruca salt: sugar baby?
gnome: person who has sugar daddy/mommy
big titty goth gf: well, you do have daddy issues
veruca salt: no i don’t
big titty goth gf: yes! you! do!
petal: pretty boy?
doughnuts: why did u put pretty boy lol that’s more of a compliment
sk8er boy: pretty like in a gay
kiyotaka ishimaru: mondo! don’t use those terms in mean ways!
bigdic changed kiyotaka ishimaru’s name to <3
<3: also, mukuro explained ‘ligma’ to me. rude and banned from the group chat.
doughnuts: hey togami mondo tjings ur pretty
petal: how did you spell it that bad?
doughnuts: leave me alone i have fat fingers \(>~<)/
petal: so do I, but I still spell things correctly. Text slower.
doughnuts: ur not my mum!!
doughnuts: TOGAMI MONDO THINKS UR PRETTY
veruca salt: i am pretty.
egg: true :3
yaoi x3: byakuya sama is gorgeous
yaoi x3: also ban naegi from the chat weeb faces are punishable by death
egg: u literally have it in ur name
yaoi x3: not by choice
sk8er boi: i mean togami is like gay n camp not pretty as in beautiful
doughnuts: u sure??
420: breaking news - both leon and mondo want to shag byakuya togami
veruca salt: i want to die
big titty goth gf: ah, losing your virginity are you byakuya?
veruca salt: no
veruca salt: shut up
tits: HAH UR A VIRGIN
<3: WE ARE SIXTEEN MOST OF US ARE VIRGINS
tits: YEH BUT TOGAMIS A RICH KID AND EVERYONE WANTS TO SHAG A RICH KID WHICH MEANS HES A PRUDE LOL
veruca salt: maybe i was just saving myself
sk8er boi: for what? it’s not like ur ever gonna get a date with someone who actually likes u lol
veruca salt: ...
mukuro ikusaba: that’s mean, apologise.
petal: yeah, togami can find someone. that was rude mondo.
420: ur so far over the line it doesn’t exist. the line is a dot for u!
bigdic: stop quoting friends
egg: or do friends is gucci
sk8er boi: friends is cool
sk8er boi: @verucasalt i’m sorry
big titty goth gf: he says it’s fine
big titty goth gf: we’re watching the good place
boku no pico: can i come?
big titty goth gf: no
veruca salt: rich kid zone only (*^*)
egg: i thought you only used emoticons when talking 2 me :((((
veruca salt: people change, naegi.
egg: it’s been a day
veruca salt: shu
veruca salt: shut up.
gnome: beat him up @egg
egg: okay (•^•)/~
veruca salt: come at me. bitch.
<3: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE I COULD TRUST TO NOT SWEAR BUT HERE WE ARE
<3: FROM NOW ON. ANYONE WHO SWEARS IS PUTTING MONEY IN THE MONEY JAR
<3: YOU’RE CROSSING LINES
horny bitch: fuck off
mukuro ikusaba: you just fucking killed him
Chapter 2: fifteen minutes by mike krol is a good song
i dont knwo whats hppenign
tits: mukuro should bang ishimaru gn
tits: also muku doesn't have a name :(
sk8er boi: names for mukuro any1?
bigdic has changed mukuro ikusaba's name to not junko
not junko: thank you.
not junko: but me and ishimaru are not fighting.
horny bitch: they're perfect 4 each other omfg
big titty goth gf: so naive. so confused.
420: sweet, sweet mukuro...
tits: she's not sweet she's killing machine >:)
not junko: i know how to kill a man seven different ways only using a q-tip.
horny bitch: sweet
<3: despite how cool that is, mukuro, I would recommend not threatening our classmates again otherwise I'd have to report you and I wouldn't enjoy doing that!
<3: and, like mukuro said, we aren't fighting.
bigdic: ishimaru it doesn't mean fighting
<3: what does it mean?
not junko: ^^
bluebird: banging is another word for... uh...
sk8er boi: shagging.
<3 has left the chat
not junko: oh no.
not junko: this is the second time you've broke ishimaru.
boku no pico: ishimaru is a very breakable person lol ;3
yaoi x3: disgusting.
egg: the weeb face or the sentence????
yaoi x3: both.
sk8er boi added <3 into the chat
not junko: me and ishimaru aren't having sex either.
not junko: and i like girls.
<3: we are both underaged!!
horny bitch: who cares
tits: every1 has sex when they're like... fifteen anyway
<3: no! that's not allowed and i'm not participating in it!
420: kinda makes it sound like we're having an orgy
gnome: certainly not
doughnuts: y'all are disgusting
doughnuts: d i s g u s t a n g
horny bitch: u don't wanna fuck me? :(
420: bruh /what/
big titty goth gf: that's the worst sentence i've heard all week.
horny bitch: ok 'big titty goth gf'
big titty goth gf: can someone please change my name?
tits changed big titty goth gf 's name to mortica addams
mortica addams: i mean, tea??
420: when did you speak twitter stan
mortica addams: since now dipshit.
boku no pico: (•0•)_/
gnome: what is happening?
mortica addams: people change, kyouko.
gnome: celestia shut the fuck up challenge 2k19
boku no pico: why r u snorting
egg: bc i snort when i laugh so i just put snort :-)
gnome: :) is much more pleasing than :-)
gnome: become the dirt i walk on.
doughnuts: holy SHIT
doughnuts: power move
<3: that was really rude kyouko!
gnome: ishimaru, i appreciate that. but makoto was being mean to me.
gnome: i hate you all.
420: kiri, chill.
gnome: no. fuck you.
tits: gnome SNAPPED
veruca salt: it would be preferable if we just didn't use emojis at all. what's the point of emotion anyway?
tits: ok chill the /fuck/ out EDGELORD.
veruca salt: hm.
mortica addams: i thought i was edgelord?
horny bitch: u & togami r now both edgelord
horny bitch: share that title
mortica addams: i will physically fight you for the title edgelord.
veruca salt: i'll take princess if you're having edgelord.
mortica addams: deal
bigdic: are you two happy now?
sk8er boi: hypotecially if i stole a dog would I get arrested
veruca salt: hypothetically*
veruca salt: and i think so.
veruca salt: it's theft. you're stealing someone else's property.
sk8er boi: what if the owner had kicked it b4
veruca salt: still theft.
sk8er boi: ok but what if the owner didn't find me after i took it
veruca salt: this isn't hypothetical anymore, is it?
sk8er boi: no
sk8er boi: it's a french bull dog and the owner was fuckin kicking it
<3: so you stole it
sk8er boi: yea
<3: kyoudai!! that's really bad!!
sk8er boi: togami
veruca salt: what?
sk8er boi: if i get arrested can u like uhhhhhhhh
sk8er boi: pay bail
veruca salt: no.
<3: uhm togami!! i think it'd be really good if you did, as kyoudai was only trying to help the dog and prison is mean :(
veruca salt: whatever. i'll pay your bail. why can't you just run?
sk8er boi: i'm going 2 lol
sk8er boi: who am i closest to im @ pizza place
horny bitch: come to mine pls
horny bitch: what's the dogs name
sk8er boi: uhhhh idk??? im gonna keep it
<3: you're keeping it..?
sk8er boi: yeah
<3: are you sure you can look after it?
sk8er boi: yh!!
sk8er boi: if i had sum more money....
veruca salt: no.
sk8er boi: =[
<3: we could raise money!!
horny bitch: or just jump togami n rob him :>
doughnuts: amazing plan
doughnuts: money 4 doughnuts!!!
petal: no, leave the rich boy alone.
veruca salt: i have a name.
petal: you don't have enough respect.
mortica addams: wow, you just got roasted by oogami
sk8er boi: BAHAHSHSHHH
doughnuts: DJFJBVDIOE SAKURA ILYYYY
horny bitch: this is so good
egg: poor togami :(
gnome: don't feel sorry for him
veruca salt: feeling unloved right now and i'm not living for it.
egg: I LOVE U
veruca salt: thank you
sk8er boi: u rent as bad as u were
yoai x3: i luv u byakuya sama <333
veruca salt: absolutely not.
mortica addams: i can't say i love you but rich kids club.
veruca salt: rich kids club
gnome: i want in the rich kids club.
mortica addams: yes.
tits: IM RICH PLZZZZZ
tits: dont let mukuro in shes smelly
veruca salt: rich kids only anyway.
egg: i'm not rich but can i come watch movies w u
egg: cuz i kno thats all you will do
mortica addams: we go shopping as well
tits: HELLY YEHA BABIEIEIEIEIEI
horny bitch: togami give us money we need to keep this dog
sk8er boi: PLZL
doughnuts: send picsss!!
sk8er boi: liteldog.jpeg
veruca salt: only because he's french.
sk8er boi: thank u love u bby mwah
veruca salt: shut up.
egg: awww u mafde him blush <":
egg: he is
<3: togmi's gay?
mortica addams: obvssss
yaoi x3: what.
<3: oh my gosh!!!!! gay friends!!!!!!
veruca salt: ishimaru's gay?
<3: yes!!!!!!!! GAY FRIENDS!!!!!!
veruca salt: .
<3: gay friends...?
veruca salt: gay friends.
<3: @bigdic @sk8er boi
<3: LOOK I GOT A FRIEND
bigdic: ishi i luv u so much =]