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junko enoshima has added makoto naegi, mukuro ikusaba and 13+ others into the chat.

 

sayaka maizono: ooooo hiya

 

junko enoshima: mornin!!

 

leon kuwata: sup sayaka 

 

junko enoshima: just cuz u wanna get in her pants doesn't mean u can blank me (*^*)/

 

yasuhiro hagakure: shhhh let him flirt 

 

leon kuwata: shut!!

 

chihiro fujisaki: junko 

 

chihiro fujisaki: junko make me admin

 

junko enoshima has given admin privileges to chihiro fujisaki

 

chihiro fujisaki: thank uuu

 

junko enoshima: np!!

 

byakuya togami: can i leave the chat?

 

makoto naegi: no

 

mondo oowada: some1 rename the chat 

 

chihiro fujisaki renamed the chat "piss kink gang"

 

chihiro fujisaki: gang gang 

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: thats not acceptable in a school environment ! 

 

leon kuwata: we ain't in school

 

leon kuwata: and none of us have a piss kink

 

chihiro fujisaki: i hacked into ur browsing history lol

 

chihiro fujisaki: u might not have a piss kink but (>_>)

 

yasuhiro hagakure: was leon's just porn 

 

hifumi yamada: pretty much i was there

 

celestia ludenberg: gross.

 

byakuya togami: do you have nothing better to do than watch pornography?

 

mondo oowada: stfu veruca salt 

 

chihiro fujisaki: KSJDJJSJSISM

 

chihiro fujisaki has changed byakuya togami's name to veruca salt

 

veruca salt: you've really ran out of things to call me haven't you.

 

aoi asahina: change my name to doughnuts pls 

 

chihiro fujisaki has changed aoi asahina's name to doughnuts

 

doughnuts: tysm

 

doughnuts: i owe u my life 

 

chihiro fujisaki: i know >:)

 

chihiro fujisaki changed their name to bigdic

 

yasuhiro hagakure: change my name to weed 

 

bigdic has changed yasuhiro hagakure’s name to 420

 

420: thank

 

bigdic: no problem :))

 

hifumi yamada: animetitties.jpeg

 

touko fukawa: get that weeb shit out my face 

 

junko enoshima: oooo beef beef beef 

 

bigdic changed junko enoshima’s name to tits 

 

changed hifumi yamada’s name to boku no pico

 

boku no pico: classy

 

tits: i have big titties 

 

420: yum 

 

tits: who da fuck tryin nut in my butt 

 

leon kuwata: pipe it all so deep feel it all in my gut 

 

mondo oowada: yum 

 

touko fukawa: u make me want to die

 

mondo oowada: ain’t you an author and supposed to be good with words n shit???

 

touko fukawa: only when I’m writing 

 

touko fukawa: words are hard

 

changed touko fukawa’s name to yaoi x3

 

yaoi x3: change it back 

 

bigdic: no

 

mondo oowada: damn chi u got intimidating 

 

changed mondo oowada’s name to sk8er boi

 

sk8er boi: yikes

 

420: avril is that u

 

leon kuwata: can we get an F in the chat

 

makoto naegi: F

 

doughnuts: F

 

kyouko kirigiri: F

 

boku no pico: ligma 

 

sayaka maizono: that memes dead

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: what’s ligma

 

420: LIGMA BALLS 

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: ?? what’s ligma 

 

veruca salt: please. stop asking. 

 

mukuro ikusaba: taka i’ll tell u on dm

 

leon kuwata: ;)))

 

changed leon kuwata’s name to horny bitch 

 

horny bitch: that’s rude 

 

420: dude ur horny like. 25/8 idk what ur complaining about 

 

sk8er boy: you’d shag anyone in our class tbh 

 

horny bitch: tbh 

 

horny bitch: yeah 

 

veruca salt: that’s gross 

 

horny bitch: c’mon togami lemme hit it raw

 

bigdic: KSJDJSJSJSKQISJ 

 

bigdic: YOU CANT ASK HIM THAT 

 

yaoi x3: DONT INSULT BYAKUYA SAMA LIKE THAT U MAN WHORE 

 

sayaka maizono: come on fukawa, you can do better than togami. 

 

veruca salt: please don’t have sex with me, and please leave me alone. 

 

420: KSJSJSJSJSKSJSK

 

bigdic changed sayaka maizono’s name to bluebird 

 

bluebird: aww my nicknames cute 

 

changed kyouko kirigiri’s name to gnome 

 

gnome: gnome?

 

bigdic: sherlock gnomes 

 

gnome: ah

 

celestia ludenberg: i take all credit 

 

gnome: bitch 

 

changed celestia ludenberg’s name to big titty goth gf

 

big titty goth gf: for god sake chihiro 

 

tits: #twinning 

 

doughnuts: can u change sakura’s name to petal 

 

bigdic changed sakura oogami’s name to petal 

 

bigdic: ur welcome 

 

petal: thank you, chihiro.

 

bluebird: not to be nsfw but I’d like to hold a hand

 

horny bitch: i 

 

horny bitch: i wanna h 

 

horny bitch: hold hands 

 

horny bitch: pls 

 

bluebird: wanna come round to mine?

 

makoto naegi: chihiro

 

makoto naegi: egg 

 

bigdic changed makoto naegi’s name to egg 

 

egg: thank 

 

bluebird: leon??

 

horny bitch: omw 

 

veruca salt: wear protection. it might have an std.

 

420: leon doesn’t have an std

 

sk8er boi: he probably doesn’t but for once bitchie rich is right wear protection we don’t want kids 

 

doughnuts: veruca salt, four eyed lemon, bitchie rich, richie rich, draco malfoy, regina george 

 

sk8er boi: dick, asshole, pretty boy, skank, daddy issues, sugar baby, nerd 

 

bigdic: r these all togami’s nicknames??

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: Hey, that’s mean :(

 

veruca salt: sugar baby?

 

egg: :0 

 

gnome: person who has sugar daddy/mommy 

 

big titty goth gf: well, you do have daddy issues 

 

veruca salt: no i don’t 

 

big titty goth gf: yes! you! do!

 

petal: pretty boy?

 

doughnuts: why did u put pretty boy lol that’s more of a compliment 

 

sk8er boy: pretty like in a gay 

 

kiyotaka ishimaru: mondo! don’t use those terms in mean ways!

 

bigdic changed kiyotaka ishimaru’s name to <3


 

<3: also, mukuro explained ‘ligma’ to me. rude and banned from the group chat.

 

doughnuts: hey togami mondo tjings ur pretty 

 

doughnuts: *thinks 

 

petal: how did you spell it that bad?

 

doughnuts: leave me alone i have fat fingers \(>~<)/

 

petal: so do I, but I still spell things correctly. Text slower.

 

doughnuts: ur not my mum!!

 

doughnuts: TOGAMI MONDO THINKS UR PRETTY 

 

veruca salt: i am pretty.

 

egg: true :3

 

yaoi x3: byakuya sama is gorgeous 

 

yaoi x3: also ban naegi from the chat weeb faces are punishable by death

 

egg: u literally have it in ur name

 

yaoi x3: not by choice 

 

sk8er boi: i mean togami is like gay n camp not pretty as in beautiful 

 

doughnuts: u sure??

 

420: breaking news - both leon and mondo want to shag byakuya togami 

 

veruca salt: i want to die

 

big titty goth gf: ah, losing your virginity are you byakuya?

 

veruca salt: no

 

veruca salt: shut up

 

tits: HAH UR A VIRGIN 

 

<3: WE ARE SIXTEEN MOST OF US ARE VIRGINS 

 

tits: YEH BUT TOGAMIS A RICH KID AND EVERYONE WANTS TO SHAG A RICH KID WHICH MEANS HES A PRUDE LOL

 

veruca salt: maybe i was just saving myself

 

sk8er boi: for what? it’s not like ur ever gonna get a date with someone who actually likes u lol 

 

veruca salt: ...

 

mukuro ikusaba: that’s mean, apologise.

 

petal: yeah, togami can find someone.  that was rude mondo.

 

420: ur so far over the line it doesn’t exist. the line is a dot for u!

 

bigdic: stop quoting friends 

 

egg: or do friends is gucci

 

sk8er boi: friends is cool

 

sk8er boi: @verucasalt i’m sorry 

 

big titty goth gf: he says it’s fine 

 

big titty goth gf: we’re watching the good place 

 

boku no pico: can i come?

 

big titty goth gf: no

 

veruca salt: rich kid zone only (*^*)

 

egg: i thought you only used emoticons when talking 2 me :((((

 

veruca salt: people change, naegi.

 

egg: it’s been a day

 

veruca salt: shu

 

veruca salt: shut up. 

 

gnome: beat him up @egg

 

egg: okay (•^•)/~

 

veruca salt: come at me. bitch.

 

<3: TOGAMI 

 

<3: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE I COULD TRUST TO NOT SWEAR BUT HERE WE ARE 

 

<3: FROM NOW ON. ANYONE WHO SWEARS IS PUTTING MONEY IN THE MONEY JAR 

 

<3: YOU’RE CROSSING LINES 

 

horny bitch: fuck off 

 

<3: .

 

mukuro ikusaba: you just fucking killed him

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tits: mukuro should bang ishimaru gn

tits: also muku doesn't have a name :(

sk8er boi: names for mukuro any1?

bigdic has changed mukuro ikusaba's name to not junko

not junko: thank you.

not junko: but me and ishimaru are not fighting.

horny bitch: they're perfect 4 each other omfg

big titty goth gf: so naive. so confused.

420: sweet, sweet mukuro...

tits: she's not sweet she's killing machine >:)

not junko: i know how to kill a man seven different ways only using a q-tip.

420: oh

horny bitch: sweet

<3: despite how cool that is, mukuro, I would recommend not threatening our classmates again otherwise I'd have to report you and I wouldn't enjoy doing that!

<3: and, like mukuro said, we aren't fighting.

bigdic: ishimaru it doesn't mean fighting

<3: what does it mean?

not junko: ^^

bluebird: banging is another word for... uh...

sk8er boi: shagging.

<3 has left the chat

not junko: oh no.

not junko: this is the second time you've broke ishimaru.

boku no pico: ishimaru is a very breakable person lol ;3

yaoi x3: disgusting.

egg: the weeb face or the sentence????

yaoi x3: both.

sk8er boi added <3 into the chat

not junko: me and ishimaru aren't having sex either.

not junko: and i like girls.

<3: we are both underaged!!

horny bitch: who cares

tits: every1 has sex when they're like... fifteen anyway

<3: no! that's not allowed and i'm not participating in it!

420: kinda makes it sound like we're having an orgy

egg: omg...

gnome: certainly not

doughnuts: y'all are disgusting

doughnuts: d i s g u s t a n g

horny bitch: u don't wanna fuck me? :(

420: bruh /what/

big titty goth gf: that's the worst sentence i've heard all week.

horny bitch: ok 'big titty goth gf'

big titty goth gf: can someone please change my name?

tits changed big titty goth gf 's name to mortica addams

mortica addams: i mean, tea??

420: when did you speak twitter stan

mortica addams: since now dipshit.

boku no pico: (•0•)_/

gnome: what is happening?

mortica addams: people change, kyouko.

gnome: celestia shut the fuck up challenge 2k19

egg: snort

boku no pico: why r u snorting

egg: bc i snort when i laugh so i just put snort :-)

gnome: :) is much more pleasing than :-)

egg: (-:

gnome: become the dirt i walk on.

doughnuts: holy SHIT

doughnuts: power move

<3: that was really rude kyouko!

gnome: ishimaru, i appreciate that. but makoto was being mean to me.

<3: :-)

gnome: i hate you all.

420: kiri, chill.

gnome: no. fuck you.

tits: gnome SNAPPED

veruca salt: it would be preferable if we just didn't use emojis at all. what's the point of emotion anyway?

tits: ok chill the /fuck/ out EDGELORD.

veruca salt: hm.

mortica addams: i thought i was  edgelord? 

horny bitch: u & togami r now both edgelord

horny bitch: share that title

mortica addams: i will physically fight you for the title edgelord.

veruca salt: i'll take princess if you're having edgelord.

mortica addams: deal

bigdic: are you two happy now?

sk8er boi: hypotecially if i stole a dog would I get arrested

veruca salt: hypothetically*

veruca salt: and i think so.

420: rlly???

veruca salt: it's theft. you're stealing someone else's property.

sk8er boi: what if the owner had kicked it b4

veruca salt: still theft.

sk8er boi: ok but what if the owner didn't find me after i took it

veruca salt: this isn't hypothetical anymore, is it?

sk8er boi: no

sk8er boi: it's a french bull dog and the owner was fuckin kicking it

<3: so you stole it

sk8er boi: yea

<3: kyoudai!! that's really bad!!

sk8er boi: togami

veruca salt: what?

sk8er boi: if i get arrested can u like uhhhhhhhh

sk8er boi: pay bail

veruca salt: no.

<3: uhm togami!! i think it'd be really good if you did, as kyoudai was only trying to help the dog and prison is mean :(

veruca salt: whatever. i'll pay your bail. why can't you just run?

sk8er boi: i'm going 2 lol

sk8er boi: who am i closest to im @ pizza place

horny bitch: come to mine pls

horny bitch: what's the dogs name

sk8er boi: uhhhh idk??? im gonna keep it

<3: ...

<3: you're keeping it..?

sk8er boi: yeah

<3: are you sure you can look after it?

sk8er boi: yh!!

sk8er boi: if i had sum more money....

veruca salt: no.

sk8er boi: =[

<3: we could raise money!!

horny bitch: or just jump togami n rob him :>

doughnuts: amazing plan 

doughnuts: money 4 doughnuts!!!

petal: no, leave the rich boy alone.

veruca salt: i have a name.

petal: you don't have enough respect.

mortica addams: wow, you just got roasted by oogami

sk8er boi: BAHAHSHSHHH

doughnuts: DJFJBVDIOE SAKURA ILYYYY

horny bitch: this is so good 

egg: poor togami :(

gnome: don't feel sorry for him

veruca salt: feeling unloved right now and i'm not living for it.

egg: I LOVE U

veruca salt: thank you 

sk8er boi: u rent as bad as u were 

yoai x3: i luv u byakuya sama <333

veruca salt: absolutely not. 

mortica addams: i can't say i love you but rich kids club.

veruca salt: rich kids club 

gnome: i want in the rich kids club.

bluebird: me2!!!!!!!

mortica addams: yes.

tits: MEEEEE

tits: IM RICH PLZZZZZ

tits: dont let mukuro in shes smelly 

veruca salt: rich kids only anyway.

egg: i'm not rich but can i come watch movies w u

egg: cuz i kno thats all you will do

mortica addams: we go shopping as well

tits: HELLY YEHA BABIEIEIEIEIEI 

horny bitch: togami give us money we need to keep this dog 

sk8er boi: PLZL

doughnuts: send picsss!!

sk8er boi: liteldog.jpeg

veruca salt: only because he's french.

sk8er boi: thank u love u bby mwah

veruca salt: shut up.

egg: awww u mafde him blush <":

gnome: gay

egg: he is

<3: togmi's gay?

<3: togami*

mortica addams: obvssss

yaoi x3: what.

<3: oh my gosh!!!!! gay friends!!!!!!

veruca salt: ishimaru's gay?

<3: yes!!!!!!!! GAY FRIENDS!!!!!!

veruca salt: .

<3: gay friends...?

veruca salt: gay friends.

<3: @bigdic @sk8er boi 

<3: LOOK I GOT A FRIEND

bigdic: ishi i luv u so much =]