KeithK added KatieH, KidlatG, LanceM, AlluraA and RomelleY to a groupchat
KeithK renamed the groupchat to Talk Slowly To Me
LanceM : owo ?
AlluraA : ...Keith ?
KeithK : it's easier for me that way
KatieH changed their pseudo to Smol
LanceM changed their pseudo to Long Boi
Long Boi changed KeithK's pseudo to Knife Boi
KidlatG changed their pseudo to Hunk
Knife Boi changed Hunk's pseudo to Sunshine
Sunshine : fair
AlluraA changed their pseudo to Dancing Queen
Dancing Queen changed RomelleY's pseudo to Hunk's Doppëlganger
Long Boi : hold the fuck on
Smol : fuck being hold,
Long Boi : mullet what is this in the first place
Knife Boi : a group chat
Long Boi : wow thanks sherlock
Long Boi : but what for
Knife Boi : i told you, it's easier for me
Long Boi : ya alright but who are all those guys
Smol : stop assuming our genders
Long Boi : lemme rephrase : who are all those fresh glorious pals of yours
Knife Boi : urgh
Sunshine : i don't know if it's better or worse
Smol : i'm keith's lab partner
Sunshine : we have english literature together !
Long Boi : i just so happen to eat lunch at his table
Long Boi : and make fun of his hair
Long Boi : also i double text a lot, sorry about that
Long Boi : now who are the other members of this unlikely team
Knife Boi : this was a mistake-
Dancing Queen : hi yes hello i'm Keith's history tutor, my name is Allura. hi Keith !
Knife Boi : hey allura
Hunk's Doppëlganger : i'm romelle, nice to meet you
Hunk's Doppëlganger : not sure why i'm here tho
Knife Boi : soccer team sticks together
Hunk's Doppëlganger : valid point
Long Boi : soccer team
Long Boi : you're in the soccer team
Knife Boi : yeah, what about it
Smol : oh boy
Long Boi : this is very jock of you, mullet
Knife Boi : fuck you
Long Boi : oof buy me diner first
Sunshine : ...are you guys always like this ?
Knife Boi : if you consider three weeks as always then yes
Knife Boi : lance is a rude bitch
Long Boi : gASP
Long Boi : i'm offended
Knife Boi : and a drama queen
Long Boi : bitch you're free to eat by yourself no one's forcing you to stick with me
Dancing Queen : i don't want to interrupt anything but can we do proper introductions ? i can't tell who's who
Dancing Queen : Keith, why don't you start ?
Knife Boi : why, all of you know me
Hunk's Doppëlganger : pwetty pwease ?
Smol : i will pay you actual cash to never type that again
Long Boi : keeeeef
Sunshine : please keith ?
Knife Boi : urgh FINE
Knife Boi : i'm keith, he/him, junior year, and i know every one of you because of classes
Knife Boi : allura your turn
Dancing Queen : my name is Allura, she/her, i'm a senior and sometimes i help Keith with history
Long Boi : that's sweet
Long Boi : i'm lance, he/him, junior, keith is the closest thing i have to a friend since this school hates transfer students apparently :)))
Long Boi : also i'm from cuba
Sunshine : that's so cool, i'm samoan/filipino ! island buddies !
Long Boi : for real ??
Sunshine : yeah ! please call me hunk, he/him, i'm in junior year and keith is paired with me this year for eng lit
Hunk's Doppëlganger : okay but now i'm curious, why am i your doppelganger
Dancing Queen : babe i've met the man and he's you on all levels except physical
Long Boi : i am a wolf
Smol : i am a wolf
Smol : ...wait a minute
Long Boi : !!!
Long Boi : meme team ?
Smol : keith i like this one let's keep him
Knife Boi : oh for fucks sake
Long Boi : i feel loved
Sunshine : in this group we support lance
Smol : agree
Knife Boi : seconded
Dancing Queen : thirded
Hunk's Doppëlganger : yas bitch
Smol : I Feel Love In This Chili's Tonight
Long Boi : guys
Long Boi : guys i'm crying
Long Boi : you all are too sweet to be real
Long Boi : keith you have to make me meet them
Knife Boi : idk i feel like there is enough chaos already
Long Boi : kEITH I'M CRYING
Long Boi : THERE ARE REAL TEARS IN MY EYES
Dancing Queen : dear lord
Sunshine : goodness gracious
Smol : ew emotions
Long Boi : D:
Knife Boi : jesus alright
Long Boi : :D
Dancing Queen : [gasps in british] some of you didn't introduce yourself !
Smol : fuck
Hunk's Doppëlganger : we didn't ?
Hunk's Doppëlganger : welp. i am romelle, she/her (pls pls pls be careful with my pronouns it means a lot to me) and i'm in the mixed soccer team of the school with keith ! also i'm a junior
Knife Boi : pidge stop being sneaky
Smol : urgh okay
Smol : my name is katie holt but i go by pidge. i'm still figuring stuff out about my gender, for now i'm sticking to she/her/they/them, depending on the day. and i'm a junior too i guess
Long Boi : you guess ?
Smol : i'm a literal child
Smol : i'm two years younger than keith
Long Boi : gasp
Long Boi : a toddler
Smol : nvm i don't like him anymore take him back
Long Boi : remind me to bring you applesauce when we meet
Smol : i'll headbutt you in the stomach
Gaylien : Shiro This Was A Mistake
Space Man : why is this sentence capitalized
Gaylien : why do you never capitalize anything
Space Man : capitalization ? in this economy ?
Earthling : this reeks of chaotic millennial energy and i'm here for it
Gaylien : adam save me
Earthling : perish
Space Man : no,
Space Man : keith what is even happening
Gaylien : i made a gc with my friends
Earthling : you have friends ?
Gaylien : oh fuck you
Gaylien : yeah i do
Gaylien : pidge ? romelle ?
Space Man : ah
Earthling : and that guy you've been complaining for weeks ?
Gaylien : him too, he's actually decent when he tries. and hunk and allura are here
Earthling : i fail to see how it is a problem
Space Man : me too
Space Man : oh no wait
Space Man : too much interaction in one day ?
Gaylien : ...yeah
Space Man : urgh
Earthling : real talk here : communication, keith. you have to tell them when it gets overwhelming.
Gaylien : it's weird enough that i made them share a gc, i'm not going to put restrictions on this
Space Man : adam has a point tho, this is about your well being and it means letting them know that sometimes you can't handle too many people at once
Gaylien : hhhhh
Space Man : keith
Earthling : /keith/
Gaylien : why are you both like this
Space Man : hush you love us
Gaylien : gross
Gaylien : see you at home
Earthling : shiro he loves us
Space Man : i'm so proud