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Tony Stark@tstark 

Clint Attempted To Murder Me With His Cooking This Is Homophobia

 

Clint @hawkeye

tony please dont do this to me i thought you liked brownies

 

Tony Stark @tstark

i trusted you bitch

 

Clint @hawkeye

im taking out my hearing aids so i dont have to hear you yell :/

 

Clint @hawkeye

nat just asked me why tony is screaming about brownies oh god

 

spider-man @actuallyspiderman 

what happened?

 

Clint @hawkeye

i,,,, made tony some brownies for a thank you on him making me some new hearing aids and he just,,, started yelling

 

spider-man @actuallyspiderman

oh no

 

spider-man @actuallyspiderman

@tstark mr stark please forgive him

 

Clint @hawkeye

WHAT DID I DO

 

Tony Stark @tstark

you fucking burnt them you fool

 

spider-man @actuallyspiderman

oh my god i thought he put weed in them jesus christ you scared me

 

Clint @hawkeye

god no cap would kill me

 

Steeb @Cap.America

so i hear youve been discussing drugs again

 

Clint @hawkeye

chill brother man 

 

jesus @perrythefurry 

what is this i am seeing 

 

Tony Stark @tstark 

pain

 

holiday horrors @sombralunaart

Suddenly I Am Concerned For Those Brownies

 

Clint @hawkeye

he threw them away

 

holiday horrors @sombralunaart

im suing

 

steeb @Cap.America

bitch u best be

 

 

 

holiday horrors @sombralunaart 

im shaki gng captain america bi and tran s icon just replied to my tweet my trans twink mind cano t handl e this

 

loser @redboy

gay

 

holiday horrors @sombralunaart

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