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365 Days of HaruMichi

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Haruka was looking at her bank account, frustrated. Sure, most people would be satisfied with 999,999,990,000 yen, but she wasn't. "What should we do, Michiru? We're broke, and Chibi doesn't come again until the 7th!"

Michiru smiled. "You know that stupid Baby Shark video Hotaru used to watch?" Haruka groaned. "Well, if that thing in the correct order got 2 billion views, we could make a mixed up Hotaru edition for it and it would be more popular!"

"You're right..."

An hour later, the video Adolescent Shark by HaruMichiLearningSongs was #1 on trending. It was the same thing as Baby Shark, but with different lyrics that represented Hotaru's rapid growth:

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark!

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!

Toddler shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Toddler shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Toddler shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Toddler shark!

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Adolescent shark!

Teenage shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Teenage shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Teenage shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Teenage shark!

The Silence is coming, doo doo doo doo doo doo

The Silence is coming, doo doo doo doo doo doo

The Silence is coming, doo doo doo doo doo doo

The Silence is coming

Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Safe at last!

After YouTube automatically gave them a trillion yen, the pair smiled.

"We should make stupid kids songs more often."