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The Chaos Family

9:30 am

Akamatsu Kaede has added Iruma Miu and 14 others to the chatroom.

Saihara Shuichi: So this is the new groupchat then?

Akamatsu Kaede: Yep! New year, new groupchat!

Ouma Kokichi: WOOOHOOO! 2019 FOLKS

Chabishira Tenko: It's no longer 20GayTeen :(

Yumeno Himiko: aww man.

Akamatsu Kaede: TWENTY BI TEEN, YEAR OF THE BI'S FOLKS

Momota Kaito: WEEEEEEEEEE

Harukawa Maki: Please tell me no one made New Year's Resolutions. Cause I was sure we were skipping them this year

K1-B0: I didn't!

Ouma Kokichi: My New Year's Resolution ia to stop setting fires!

Tojo Kirumi: Valid.

Akamatsu Kaede: Less work for me. Hope you succeed!

Amami Rantarou: School starts in 6 days :(

Yumeno Himiko: NO

Chabishira Tenko: Shhhhhhhhh...

Saihara Shuichi: April is in uh, 4 months

Hoshi Ryoma: We're almost Second Years.

Momota Kaito: I'M NOT FUCKING READY

Gokuhara Gonta: Gonta is excited!

Hoshi Ryoma: This is why I love you man

Iruma Miu: Fuck wth am I gonna do with my furbies where will they stay over the summer/in between school years break because we legally can't stay here.

Shirogane Tsmugi: Hey guys, are we still meeting at Amami's beach house this summer?

Amami Rantarou: Yeah. My Dad was p chill about letting us use it as long as nOTHING EXPLODES COUGH COUGH OUMA COUGH COUGH

Shinguji Korekiyo: The art of the callout

Yonaga Angie: DISRESPECT 101

Saihara Shuichi: Oof

K1-B0: Everyone! Be nice :(

Akamatsu Kaede: Fuck that.

Iruma Miu: I've taught you so well

Tojo Kirumi: I swear

Hoshi Ryoma: This is fine

Ouma Kokichi: You can't say that unless the dorms are on fire Uncle!

Hoshi Ryoma: F U I do what I want 🖕🖕🖕

Ouma Kokichi: WAAAAAAH!!!!! SHUMAI, HOSHI IS BEING MEEEEAAAAAAAN

Saihara Shuichi: Kokichi,,,,,

Shirogane Tsmugi: Lol, Ouma are you and Maki gonna have trouble getting away from the Oprhanage this summer?

Harukawa Maki: What are you talking about?

Shirogane Tsmugi: Don't you two babysit for them?

Momota Kaito: Yeah, I thought you guys usually spent your summers there?

Harukawa Maki: I do. Ouma hasn't lived at the orphanage since 6th grade. We all thought he moved in with an aunt.

Tojo Kirumi: Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Ouma has no living relatives. As otherwise he probably wouldn't have ended up in the orphanage in the first place, correct?

Yonaga Angie: That's what Atua told me!

Saihara Shuichi: Kokichi

Ouma Kokichi: Yes?

Saihara Shuichi: Where do you live?

 

Ouma Kokichi has gone offline

 

Akamatsu Kaede: I,,,, you don't think he left the orphanage and became a street rat did he?

Momota Kaito: that doesn't make sense tho??? Why would he??

Harukawa Maki: Uh

K1-B0: What the living fuck did you do Maki.

Harukawa Maki: He might've left because of DICE

Harukawa Maki: The orphan mother didn't approve of Ouma hanging out with any of them, especially since a lot of them were street rats, ex druggies, people with a lot of issues, that sort of crowd.  Then one day he just didn't come back. We all assumed he got adopted because the orphan mother didn't seem worried.  

Tojo Kirumi: that will not do.

 

Tojo Kirumi is offline.

 

Hoshi Ryoma: Who's she calling?

Iruma Miu: The ghost busters.

Momota Kaito: WE HAVE A GHOST???

 

Momota Kaito is offline

 

Chabishira Tenko: stupid fucking degenerate male

Yumeno Himiko: Lol he's a scaredy cat. Ghosts are cool.

Shinguji Korekiyo: No, no they are not.

Yonaga Angie: Atua says his presence is always watching us! Even the ghosts!

  EVERYONE FUCKING LEFT THE CHATROOM AT ONCE BITCHES

Yonaga Angie: Rude :/

 

The Chaos Family
1:02 pm

Amami Rantarou has removed admin rights from 11 people

 

Tojo Kirumi: Finally. I have admin rights as is my god given position.

Hoshi Ryoma: So the entire parent group + the uncles then?

Amami Rantarou: seemed fair enough.

Shinguji Korekiyo: So we finally get a say in nicknames then?

Amami Rantarou; Lol yeah

 

Shinguji Korekiyo has changed his name to Father

 

Father: If you must refer to me as Dad, at least use a formal tone. Otherwise it clashes with my aesthetic.

Amami Rantarou: K daddy.

 

Hoshi Ryoma has changed his nickname to UncleHoshi

 

UncleHoshi: Here to give kids food and also existential crisises.

 

Tojo Kirumi has changed her name to Mother

 

Mother: I suppose I shall as well.

 

Amami Rantarou has changed their name to CoolDad

 

CoolDad: *agressive finger guns*

Father: Delusional

 

Gokuhara Gonta has changed his name to UncleBug

 

UncleBug: :D

UncleHoshi: I Love He,,,

 

Mother has changed Chabishira Tenko's name to FightMe

 

FightMe: I am okay with this

 

Mother has changed Harukawa Maki's name to FightMe²

 

FightMe²: I resent this

 

Mother has changed Yonaga Angie's name to AngelHairPasta

 

AngelHairPasta: This is,,, acceptable.

Father: Her nickname game isn't bad.

 

UncleHoshi has changed Yumeno Himiko's name to FellowGremlin

 

FellowGremlin: I too, am satisfied

FightMe: She is the gremlin who goes "reeee" and steals your identity for Pintrest.

FellowGremlin: dndndndndbs what a lame gremlin

 

Father has changed Momota Kaito's name to MFSTARBOY

 

MFSTARBOY: I approve

FightMe²: Of course you do

 

CoolDad has changed Iruma Miu's name to Blocked

CoolDad has changed Akamatsu Kaede's name to Reported

 

Reported: I cannot bELIEVE

 

CoolDad has changed Shirogane Tsmugi's name to CosplayGF

 

CosplayGF: Hey babeeee

AngelHairPasta: ?

CosplayGF: <3

CoolDad: She begged me you know I can't deny her anything she's too much like.my sisters,,,

Blocked: Fuck, bribery was on the table

CoolDad: Not for you

Blocked: :(

 

Mother has changed Ouma Kokichi's name to SmallGaySon

Mother has changed Saihara Shuichi's name to SmallBiSon

Mother has changed K1-B0's name to SmallPanSon

 

SmallGaySon: I'm not crying you are

FightMe²: istg I ghostwrote that lol

SmallBiSon: Btw Kirumi I saw you signing papers in the office. What was that about?

Mother; Oh nothing. I got tickets to see that new movie if the rest of you want to come with?

SmallPanSon: We will!

FightMe: I CALL PAYING FOR CONCESSIONS

Reported: Damn, too late.

UncleHoshi: Tenko sliding in there with the steal folks 👏👏👏

Mother: :)

 

Mother and 15 others are offline


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The Chaos Family

6:30 am

FightMe: I'm fucking starving

FellowGremlin: Make breakfast??

FightMe: That's too much work tho

FellowGremlin: ....ugh I'll go get you food.

FightMe: <3

FellowGremlin: Yeah yeah, I love you two.

 

FellowGremlin is offline

 

CosplayGF: To this day, I still am majorily confused as to how she puts up with your shenanigans

FightMe: I'm cute.

CosplayGF: Fair.

AngelHairPasta: Babe, can you make me a new cup of coffee?

CosplayGF: Of course <3. Dipped your paintbrush into it?

AngelHairPasta: Aha

CosplayGF: Dork

AngelHairPasta: Thank you <3

CosplayGF: <3

CoolDad: Wow. Les-bIAN honest here, you're all just too cute.

FightMe: Sleep with one eye open bitch

 

FightMe is offline.

 

CoolDad: Worth it.


The Chaos Family
9:30 am

SmallGaySon: Why are there adoption papers on my dresser Mom why do they have your name on them

Mother: I pulled some strings

 

SmallGaySon is offline

 

SmallBiSon: I look over my boyfriends crying shoulders to see that Mom somehow legally adopted him despite being underage.

Mother: You guys do know I'm legally independent right? Also I worked for the Minister of Japan for like half a year so people listen to me.

Father: I was unaware you were legally independent

Mother: Ah, makes more sense. Yes, even though I still live my parents legally speaking I am an independent minor, seeing as I've lived away from them on my own paycheck for quite some time.

SmallPanSon: "Why would she...I don't understand I'm really annoying why would she bother?" Ouma Kokichi 2019

SmallPanSon: "I'm going to kill anyone who's ever made you feel less than amazing and important and I'm gonna love you until you love yourself you fuck" Saihara Shuichi, 2019

UncleHoshi: Sounds about right. 


Mother: 1. Ouma is annoying sometimes but in an endearing way. 2. He's family and I'll be damned if I let him sleep on the streets.

Mother: Also, tell Saihara I'm open to joining his murdering

FightMe²: Seconded

Blocked: Thirded.

SmallPanSon: Will do :)


Welcome Incoming First Years
4:34 pm

BigBrotherIzu: I think I might be high

CoolDad: ??? Elaborate

BigBrotherIzu: I just saw...I just saw Hinoka bite straight into a raw egg, shell and all

Reported: I,,,,

QueenSpiderWeaver: Okay first of all, shut up it's good food

CoolDad: Do you also dry swallow pills?

Father: What the hell is it with you and your gf being weird with raw eggs

QueenSpiderWeaver: We're just friends!!!!

QueenPrankster: YOU PUT A RAW EGG IN YOUR MOUTH ONE TIME

FlightDad: AT LEAST DON'T EAT THE SHELL

QueenPrankster: But I wanna cronch 

 

FlightDad has muted QueenPrankster for 1 hour. Reason: GDI Kid

 

FlowerChild: This chat was a mistake.

TigerEye: ^^^^^

MFSTARBOY: Why are we all like this?

FightMe²: Russian spies

Reported: You're not supposed to talk about them!!!

UncleHoshi: Yeah, you'll make Mr.FBI man jealous.

Blocked:

Reported:

UncleHoshi: funk you

DDRQueen: F U N K

BabyDoll: Blocked

DollMaker: Reported

Father: Well, back to my sandwich making

SHSLGay: Picnic, tomorrow, Wellington Park, don't be late.

QueenSpiderWeaver: Will do. :) 

FilmQueen: I'm still bringing food right?

SHSLGay: If you wish to

FilmQueen: K, gonna start cooking now.

AngelHairPasta: I could cook something! 

SHSLGay: Shit, is the entire 79th gonna come?

MFSTARBOY: It's free food, ofc we're coming bro

SmallGaySon: Also we love you all

CodeOverMen: Ah, the joys of watching my soon to be classmates blue screen 

SHSLConcern: where the hell are you hiding?

CodeOverMen: Not telling!

ImTheMap: Basement

CodeOverMen; betrayed,,,

ImTheMap: <3

CodeOverMen: Ugh <3

FellowGremlin: That is so damn pure

FightMe: I love they,,,,

SmallPanSon: Ah, to be young.

SmallBiSon: We're only like a year older than them

SmallPanSon: SHHHHHHHHH

FightMe²: Ouma are you coming to babysit with me?

SmallGaySon: Yeah. How's Mika doing?

FightMe²: "I wanna tear out all my hair send help"

SmallGaySon: Valid

SoraSnobBoy: What does one say to someone whose attempting an impossibly dangerous stunt?

JewelsAndDeath: Fuck, is it Azune again?

SoraSnobBoy: Yes

JewelsAndDeath: OMW

DrinkThePainAway: Welp, time to end the chapter! 

CosplayGF: The fourth wall is irreparably damaged at this point

DrinkThePainAway: Yep.

Everyone is offline.

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The Chaos Family
8:28 am

CoolDad: Did I just fucking see a snake and an Owl cuddling on top of my pizza box

FightMe²: Why must I be awoken by this nonsense? Why?

CoolDad: Oof sorry, didn't know y'all were still asleep

SmallGaySon: You sure the snake wasn't killing the owl?

CoolDad: Yes. The owl was still moving and it could get away no problem. It was legit to watching over the sleeping snake.

Reported: THAT'S WHERE CORNELIUS WENT???

CoolDad: Oh right. Yeah, can you come grab him? He's holding my pozza hostage.

Reported: I'll be right there. @FellowGremlin come get Pidge

FellowGremlin: OMW right now.

Mother: Ouma, have you fed Panta today?

SmallGaySon: I'm omw to do that now. Had to wait for Shumai to wake up because last time I left while he was sleeping he woke up in a panic and when he couldn't find me it got worse.

SmallBiSon: Fuck nightmares.

CosplayGF: EYYYY, #VIVIDNIGHTMARESGANG

SmallBiSon: #VIVIDNIGHTMARESGANG

UncleHoshi: That is not something to be proud of 😦😦😦

FightMe²: Have you tried a dreamcatcher? I heard those help with nightmares.

Reported: Maki those are superstition :/

FellowGremlin: It's worth a try!

SmallGaySon: Hey mom?

Mother: Yes child?

UncleHoshi: Help this is pure error error not supposed to emotion until 12:00

Reported: My life is a fucking mess

SmallBiSon: Same!

SmallGaySon: Do you wanna come get lunch with me today? My treat.

Mother: That sounds wonderful Ouma. I'm driving though.

SmallGaySon: Fair.

SmallBiSon: I have just been informed by both of my lovely boyfriends that if my life is truely a mess I need to go with Ouma to see his therapist and honestly? Their concern is so cute I'm so lucky to have them

SmallPanSon: Brb the kitchens on fire again

Mother: God fucking damn it.

UncleHoshi: Mom, since you have to fufill as many requests as you physically can, I request that you let me handle it.

Mother: .....stupid loopholes.

UncleHoshi is offline

FightMe²: Why the hell is the kitchen aflame?

SmallGaySon: Probably Amami!

MFSTARBOY: Can confirm, he set the microwave on fire cooking pizza.

Father: Of course he did

Reported: Fuck this I'm going back to sleep

Mother: Good idea.

SmallGaySon: Night Kay-yay-day

Reported: 🖕🖕🖕

SmallGaySon: Heck you too

Reported is offline

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

AngelHairPasta: If my fish don't stop taking out their water filter I will let them drown in their own filth

FightMe: Odd flex but ok

CosplayGF: No, wrong moment dear.

Blocked: dndndndndnd your fish are as Chaotic Good as you are

AngelHairPasta: *Chaotic Neutral

Blocked: welp

Reported: Guys the picnic is at 3 right?

CosplayGF: Yep. Mom and Dad say to be downstairs by 2 if you want a ride there.

AngelHairPasta: See you guys then?

Reported: Yep.

Blocked is offline

The Chaos Family
8:23 pm

SmallGaySon: I have about 200 more pictures than I did at 3 pm

Mother: They're all so tiny,,,,

Father: Except for Izuru. That boy could snap all of us in half like toothpicks.

SmallGaySon: He could. Still, he's a sweetheart.

Mother: Also Alex is Chaos Incarnate

SmallGaySon: Alex fucking pushed Sora into the duck pond 13 times.

Father: I thought Sora was gonna kill him.

Mother: They all just really hate Sora apparently.

SmallGaySon: It's a love/hate relationship lol

Mother: Bianca threatened to stab him with Ogawa's scissors like, 12 times.

SmallGaySon: Sibling rivalry!

Father: Also, can we all agree that Mizuki and Tohru are probably dating

Mother: It's highly likely

SmallGaySon: Also, Saito has a crush on Azune have you seen him he makes it so obvious.

Father: The only relationship more obvious is Ruto having a thing for Izuru.

Mother: FINALLY I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS!!!

CoolDad: Hey guys, do you think Kanna is trying to date Reo or....

Father: I actually didn't notice that

SmallGaySon: I'm gonna play matchmaker

Father: Oh God not again

Mother: Son

SmallGaySon: Yes?

Mother: Just try not to die on me

SmallGaySon: Affirmative!

Father: The fact that Kirumi actually adopted him is mindblowing.

SmallGaySon: ^^^^^

SmallPanSon: Babe you were supposed to be sleeping.

SmallGaySon: Shit I've been caught

SmallPanSon: Please Kokichi I already have one insomniac boyfriend I don't need another.

SmallGaySon: I'll go to bed now. Night everyone!

Mother; Night Ouma

SmallGaySon: :)

SmallGaySon is offline


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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

MFSTARBOY: I awaken to noises outside my window. This bothers me, as I desire sleep.

MFSTARBOY: I peak outside my window. Light temporarily blinds me. When my senses return, I see that the entire front lawn of the school has been turned into a slip and slide

MFSTARBOY: I ask myself. "What the fuck"

Mother: Good morning Momota.

MFSTARBOY: Who turned the front lawn into a slip and slide.

Mother: I can promise it wasn't Ouma, seeing as he's passed out on the common room floor

MFSTARBOY: Is he okay??

Mother: Yes, I suppose he's just tired. I'm sure Saihara and/or Kiibo will come collect him soon.

SmallPanSon: Ah, so that's where he went? I was beginning to worry he wasn't returning lol.

SmallPanSon: Also, the slip and slide is Miu

Mother: Of course it is. I assume Kaede is aware?

SmallPanSon: She's out there too.

Mother: Well, as long as they're safe.

MFSTARBOY: i'm going back to bed.

Mother: Ok. Sweet dreams.

MFSTARBOY: Ty

 

MFSTARBOY is offline

The Chaos Family
12:26 pm

FightMe: Hypothetically speaking, if someone ate an entire package of packing peanuts, would they have to go to the hospital?

UncleHoshi: Yes. Are you asking this because someone ate an entire package of packing peanuts?

FightMe:

CosplayGF: GDI I told Himiko those weren't edible.

AngelHairPasta: I'll go grab my keys,,,,

UncleHoshi: Gosh freaking darn it.

CosplayGF: Hopefully she doesn't fucking die

FightMe: I told her not too ;-;

CoolDad: One day of peace and quiet. One day...

Father: Says the kettle to the pot

CoolDad: 😑😑😑😑😑

UncleBug: Will Yumeno-chan be okay?

FellowGremlin: My stomach hurts...

AngelHairPasta: STOP EATING RANDOM SHIT THEN

CosplayGF: It's the Play-Doh incident all over again.

AngelHairPasta: "IT SAID DOUGH ON THE PACKAGE" 

 

UncleHoshi is offline

 

Father: I'm going back to my research.

CoolDad: Shall I join you?

Father: If you wish too.

CoolDad: Be right there <3

 

CoolDad is offline

The Chaos Family
2:18 pm

 

SmallBiSon: WHY THE HELL AM I COVERED IN JELLO

SmallBiSon: Miu your days are numbered

Blocked: So, are we numbering them by twos? Tens? 100s?

SmallBiSon: P E R I S H

Reported: Dndndndn so you got the jello gun to work?

Blocked: Yep :p

SmallGaySon: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS TESTED THE JELLO GUN WITHOUT ME

Blocked: You were asleep!

SmallGaySon: ur a whore Miu.

Blocked: Whatever shota twink

SmallGaySon: Take that back!

Blocked: NEVER

FightMe²: Miu, Jello gun away. Now

Blocked: Awww. But Maki!

FightMe²: No buts. We are stressed enough already without your idiocy.

Blocked: Fineee

SmallBiSon: At least now I can relax.

Reported: Hnnnngh....about that...

SmallBiSon: oh fuck my life

SmallPanSon: *pat pat*

Reported: We have a rep meeting with Monocunt today...

SmallBiSon: Shoot. I forgot that was today.

SmallGaySon: I can come with?

SmallBiSon: No Kokichi, it's fine. I'm just gonna have to put up with him for like, an hour or two.

Reported: This better not be something stupid or I swear I will hurt him.

Blocked: Please don't, you'll be suspended.

Reported: Fineeeee

Mother: Miu being responsible? How the tables have turned.

CoolDad: Good one! Interweb high five!

Mother: *smack*

Father: We've corrupted her.

SmallBiSon: At least Gonta's safe.

UncleBug: :D

Blocked: Hey Gonta?

 

Mother has muted Blocked for 4 hours. Reason: No polluting the only innocent one, thanks.

 

UncleHoshi: Nice save.

Mother: Thank you :)

Reported: smh now she's pouting.

SmallGaySon: what was she expecting?

Reported: "I have no clue"- Miu

FightMe²: This day can't possibly get any worse.

Father: And now it's gonna get worse, thanks.

FightMe²: What could possibly go wrong?


ItsaLuckyGay
5:40 pm

UnamusedAce: It got worse

LesbianQueen: Who thought it'd be a good idea to paint crude images of Monocunt on all the outdoor surfaces?

AtuasHelper: Atua demanded justice for the slight involving the Hopes Peak Academy Festival and Cancelling Angie's showcase!

KingHug: Angie, I'm so prouf of you.

UnamusedAce: 😡

KingHug; I mean I'm very disappointed in your behavior young lady!

LesbianQueen: Maki, controlling Ouma since 2001

UnamusedAce: *The Beginning Of Time

KingHug: Anyways, your girlfriend passed out in shock. Once Monocunt's done chewing you out, care to take her? Kiibo can't carry her around forever you know.

AtuasHelper: I shall collect her soon! Lemme just avoid being expelled first.

LesbianQueen: My fellow lesbians are all Chaotic Neutral. All of them.

KingHug: r/ChaoticNeutralBis

LesbianQueen: r/SubsIFellFor

UnamusedAce: Mom's gonna burst a blood vessel one of these days.

KingHug: Brb, gonna go guve her a hug.

LesbianQueen: kinghugstrikesagain.jpg

UnamusedAce; SHSL Emotional Support Hugger?

LesbianQueen: Screenshotted.

 

UnamusedAce is offline

 

LesbianQueen: The ice queen is secretly the fluff queen

 

LesbianQueen is offline

The Chaos Family

11:24 pm

CodeOverMen has changed SHSLGay's name to Trollex

Trollex: Why me?

CodeOverMen: Because fuck you thats why

Trollex: sigh smh

 

 

Chapter Text

!Taking a break day! 

Hopefully you guys have a good day! Remember to take care of yourselves and stay safe <3

Chapter Text


The Chaos Family
6:30 am

Father: How does one treat a burnt tongue?

Mother: Just a little milk. It should help with the initial pain

Father: Thank you.

Mother: Who burnt their tongue?

Father: Ouma was attempting to taste teste something he was making and now he's sadly sitting there with a burn tongue

Mother: SMH that boy,,,

FightMe: Still weird that that lying gremlin is so sweet like???? Explaineth.

SmallGaySon: It's cause I was hit with a spell by a big scary warlock!

FellowGremlin: Really??? That's so cool!

FellowGremlin: Which one? Grindiwald? I bet it was Grindiwald

SmallGaySon: That was a lie! I'm just a normal human being with normal human complexities you dinguses.

FellowGremlin: Ah man....

FightMe: Oof nood

FellowGremlin: "nood"?

SmallGaySon: "nood"

FightMe: You make oNE TYPO

CoolDad has changed FightMe's name to Nood-le

Nood-le: I resent this

Mother; pffft...

CoolDad: HOLY FUCK GUYS SHE'S LAUGHING I MADE HER LAUGH

CoolDad: BEST JOKE I'VE EVER MADE

CoolDad: I can hear her, a Mother's laughter is like a shot of energy drink

UncleBug; Why is the fridge covered in Maple Syrup?

Father: Sorry, bottle exploded while I was making pancakes.

Blocked: Fuck I must've left the joke bottle out there.

CoolDad: Miu!

Blocked: :)

UncleBug: Gonta will go get a rag!

Mother: Do you require assistance?

Father: No, I can handle it.

Mother: Okay. Then I shall work on the laundry.

MFSTARBOY: Mom I'm already doing that. Can you go check on Maki. She said she'd be back by now :/

Mother: Where did she go?

MFSTARBOY: Out to the roof for some sunshine.

MFSTARBOY: She's really out of it today. She had to take medicine for her legs cause they hurt really bad, and the medicine makes her super loopy and basically kind of uh, not herself?

FellowGremlin: Why do her legs hurt?

MFSTARBOY: Part of her knee joints are a little worn down so she has to be careful using them.

FellowGremlin: That blows. Hope she feels better soon!

MFSTARBOY: Me too man, me too.


The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

CosplayGF: @SmallBiSon Uh, I need your help

SmallBiSon; Sure Tsmugi, what's up?

CosplayGF: Angie's stuck in the rafters again

SmallBiSon: Fuck. I'll get the keycard so we can get the ladder.

FightMe²: Why do you need the keycard to get the ladder?

SmallBiSon: After Angie's little stunt Monukuma locked up the ladder so we couldn't use it for shit like that

Blocked: Jokes on him. Kaede's just been using Gonta lol

Reported: When one stands on his shoulders, they can see the world.

UncleHoshi: Please stop using my boyfriend for your fraudlent schemes.

Reported: stop using the kitchen's microwave for fish then

SmallPanSon: That was you??? Ouma went in and threw up!!!

UncleHoshi: Can a guy not microwave his fish in peace???

CoolDad: PLEASE DO NOT MICROWAVE FISH IN THE COMMUNITY MICROWAVE, THANK YOU

FightMe²: Istg Hoshi that shit is gross

UncleHoshi: Oh shut up, I know you're the person burning popcorn and then not at least cleaning the microwave.

FightMe²: Actually, that's Kaito

MFSTARBOY: B A B E

FightMe²: Look, I love you but that's a crime

FellowGremlin: Ouma where's my hat?

SmallGaySon: Hat? What hat?

FellowGremlin: Don't play dumb I know you took my hat!

SmallGaySon: I did no such thing!!!

Mother: Child I am literally watching you make pudding in her hat

SmallGaySon: mOM

FellowGremlin: WHY IS IT ALWAYS PUDDING IN MY FUCKING HAT OUMA

SmallGaySon: Hey! Sometimes it's whipped cream!!!!

FellowGremlin: REEEEEE

Nood-le: Hey Ouma

Nood-le: Why the hell is my computer encased in jello

SmallGaySon: :)

Father: Ah, a classic. Jello is the best prank

Nood-le: What a waste of perfectly good Jello :(

FellowGremlin: Jokes on you I'm eating that fucking pudding

Reported: PLEASE DON'T

AngelHairPasta: Atua says that's a horrible idea you nasty

FellowGremlin: Slurp Slurp

SmallPanSon: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW

FellowGremlin: Brb gonna get a spoon

Nood-le: DONT EAT IT OMG BABE NO

Mother: This is cursed.

Blocked: I'm gonna make my ramen in a shoe

Reported: I swear I will break up with you put the shoe down

Blocked: Ugh fine. You're no fun.

SmallPanSon: thISISNOTOKAY.jpg

SmallGaySon: Omg she's actually eating it

UncleHoshi: I cannot believe-

PureBugUncle: Gonta didn't think hat could be used as bowl!

CoolDad: Someone take Gonta away from this. We musn't taint him.

Blocked: Hey Gonta

Reported: Phone confiscated.

FightMe²: This groupchat was a fucking mistake

SmallPanSon: ^^^^

SmallBiSon: If she complains later about her stomach we're roasting her

MFSTARBOY: Agreed.

 

The Chaos Family
4:30 pm

FellowGremlin: My stomach hurts

Reported: yOu doNt sAY

SmallBiSon: How on earth would it be okay after consuming pudding made in a hat you never wash???

FellowGremlin:

FellowGremlin; you got me there

Mother: I'll bring you some medicine.

FellowGremlin: Thanks Mom <3

Mother: <3

UncleHoshi:. P U R E

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Tis my first day back @ school, so I'll be taking today off :p

 

As always, take care of yourselves. And if you have any requests, let me know!!!!!!!!!

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DND Tuesdays
5:35 pm

Tsmugi: Hey everyone! Been awhile, huh?

Ouma: (( It sure has, huh? I wonder why????🤔🤔🤔🤔))

Saihara; ((It's cause everything's been so hectic lately lol))''

Kirumi: ((We're all down with the dire rats, correct?))

Tsmugi: ((Yep! Except for Dirk who's not with the party yet, and Seamus and Angelina are aboveground atm))

Ouma: (Let's kill some dire rats!!!))

Tenko: ((So we need to roll for initiative)

Tsmugi: ((Yep!))

Himiko: ((19))

Tenko: ((Look at her go! Good roll dear <3))

Himiko: ((<3))

Kirumi: ((This chat is always so sickly sweet it's wild))

Hoshi: ((WHO IS TEACHING HER THESE THINGS))

Angie: Well while all that happens, Angelina is going to buy Seamus lunch and find Dirk!

Hoshi: ((Weirdly kind. Hopefully it isn't poisoned!))

Gonta: Seamus appreciates your kindness!!))

Tenko:(( I ROLLED A 3))

Kiibo: ((OOF))

Kaede: ((We'll make sure your body is disposed of properly!))

Miu: ((OOF! YOU JUST GOT SLAUGHTERED))

Ouma: ((RIP))

Kirumi: ((How unfortunate :( ))

Amami: (wow Tenko what bad luck))

Maki: ((Tenko: *rolls a 1* Guess I'll die then.))

Kaito: ((Knowing our DM she probably is dead lol))

Tenko: ((gUYS))

Himiko: ((Pffft))

Kiibo: ((18!))

Ouma: ((GO KIIBABY!))

Kaito: ((Tenko's looking useless right about now))

Korekiyo: ((Way to kick a gal while she's down.))

Maki: (( Beating a dead horse there Kaito?))

Kaito: (( OK SO WHEN I DO IT IT'S TOO FAR BUT IF OUMA DID IT THAT'S O K))

Himiko: ((Ouma's an idiot, what's your excuse?))

Miu: ((AHEM))

Saihara: ((AHEM))

Kiibo: ((AHEM))

Kirumi: ((AHEM))

Maki: ((Ahem.))

Amami: (( What the heckity heck))

Hoshi: ((Perish))

Amami: ((OOF NOOD))

Tenko: ((WOW OKAY SO DRAG ME SOME MORE WHY DONTCHA))

Ouma:(( drag her drag her drag her dRAG HER DRAG HER DRAG HER))

Angie: ((This is fine))

Kirumi: ((I too, have rolled a 3))

Ouma: ((HOLY HECK))

Tenko: ((EYYYYYYY 3 GANG THREE GANG))

Himiko: (( I can confirm that she's rapping that to Gucci Gang))

Saihara: ((Cursed))

Kaede: ((Honestly mood))

Kaito: (((EYYYYY I ROLLED A 12))

Tsmugi: ((Clint being useful? Valid.))

Maki: ((Wow Kaito how's it feel to be smokey flavored?))

Kaito: ((👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀))

Maki: ((CURSED))

Korekiyo: ((Rolled a 14))

Amami:: ((GJ Babe!!))

Korekiyo: (( :)))

Gonta: "Seamus think we should probably be finding the others now!"

Angie: "We've gotta find Dirk first."

Tsmugi: Dirk, what are you doing?

Hoshi: Standing in the bushes, preparing to scare people.

Tsmugi: of course you are.

Amami: ((I ROLLED A FRICKING 4! A 4!)

Korekiyo: ((Oof))

Himiko: ((Ooficus))

Tsmugi: How is it taking everyone this long to roll?

Ouma: ((iDK))

Maki: ((I rolled a 9))

Kaito: ((GJ))

Miu: (( I ROLLED A 4 WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Kaede: ((Lolol))

Kaede: (Heck I rolled a 9))

Tsmugi: (Lot's of 9's today))

Ouma: ((Our dice are cursed.))

Ouma: (( HOLY HECk I ROLLED A 20+2 IS 22 NVM I LIKE THESE DICE))

Amami: ((WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS))

Tsmugi: ouma is a druid not a wizard

Amami: ((I'm gonna scream))

Saihara: (( I rolled a 5))

Tsmugi: ((K, The rats roll.... 18, 16, 22))

Tsmugi: (Ouma has first turn))

Ouma: I use Thunderwave!

Tsmugi: Ok, lemme just roll that

Tsmugi: 2 fail, 2 succeed. Roll 2 d8's

Ouma: ((I rolled a 12))

Tsmugi: (( Ok, two take 12 damage, and the other 2 take 6. All but 1 die))

Tsmugi: Ok, Kiibo's turn!

Kiibo: I attack with my knuckles

Tsmugi: Roll for damage

Kiibo: 4.

Tsmugi: And the rat dies.

Ouma: ((Wow that was fast))

Kirumi: ((Yeah))

Tenko: ((Don't we have a 6 am assembly tomorrow?))

Kaede: ((SHOOT))

Kaede is offline

Tsmugi: (Guess that's it for today then. See you all tomorrow!))

Tsmugi and 14 others are offline

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The Chaos Family
6:30 pm

Mother: How is everyone this morning?

SmallGaySon: Murderous.

Mother: ...

SmallGaySon: Just kidding. I'm just a lil hangry today lol

CoolDad has just changed SmallGaySon's name to SmallHangryChild

SmallHangryChild: I resent this

CoolDad: :P

Mother: Now their nicknames don't match.

SmallBiSon: It's fine. Change me to Sherlock!

CoolDad has changed SmallBiSon's name to Sherlock

SmallPanSon: I CALL WATSON

SmallHangryChild: Heck, beat me to it

CoolDad has changed SmallPanSon's name to Watson

Sherlock: Sorry Kokichi :/

Watson: Oh!!!!! He could be Nancy Drew?

Sherlock: I'm not dating Nancy Drew.

Watson: U right, u right

 

SmallHangryChild: I WANNA BE DETECTIVE PIKACHU

Mother has changed SmallHangryChild's name to DetectivePikachu

DetectivePikachu: Yay!!!!

Sherlock: Not sure how I feel about this. Put a pin in it, Watson.

Watson: Wouldn't that hurt Kokichi???

DetectivePikachu: It's an expression Kiibaby.

FightMe²: Yo you fucking idiots you're gonna be late for fucking school.

DetectivePikachu: heck, gotta blast.

DetectivePikachu is offline

Mother: And he left his bookbag on the table.

Sherlock: Fricking noob.

FightMe²: Bully

Sherlock: Oh wow call me out damn

Watson: Why is the trashcan on fire?

MFSTARBOY: I dropped my mixtape.

FightMe²: It was a match he was trying to light a candle

MFSTARBOY: Babe!

FightMe²: It's true!!!

MFSTARBOY: YEAH BUT-

Mother: Please! Get! To! Class!

MFSTARBOY: I'm omw gosh

Mother: Are you sassing me??

MFSTARBOY is offline

FightMe²: RIP

 

The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Reported: If one more person asks about this dance I'll scream

Sherlock: Bold of you to assume I know more than you do children. Principal Monokuma tells us nOTHING

Nood-le: "Bold of you to assume" who are you?

Sherlock: I am you, but stronger

Nood-le: Canceled

Reported: Also if Monotaro doesn't stop shouting he's gonna have to fight me

Father: Please do not fight on campus.

Reported: So if I take him off campus I can fight him?

Blocked: No

Sherlock: No

Mother: No

Father: Absolutely Not.

Nood-le: No

FightMe²: No

FellowGremlin: No

DetectivePikachu: No

Watson: No

UncleHoshi: No

UncleBug: Please no D:

AngelHairPasta: No

CosplayGF: No

MFSTARBOY: No

CoolDad: Sure, go ahead.

Father: Rantarou!

CoolDad: oh no, am I in trouble?

Mother has changed CoolDad's name to EnablesBadBehavior

EnablesBadBehavior: Hey! I do not!

UncleHoshi: Keep telling yourself that

EnablesBadBehavior: That's it, we're getting a divorce.

UncleHoshi: We're not married

EnablesBadBehavior: Will you marry me?

UncleHoshi: No

EnablesBadBehavior: Drat, foiled again

Father: And you would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!

Sherlock: Guys no,,,

DetectivePikachu: We're all ripoff Scooby Doo villains, change my mind.

CosplayGF: you're a rip off Scooby Doo monster.

DetectivePikachu: HOW DARE YOU

AngelHairPasta: Y'all are gonna fail this class,,,

FellowGremlin: Rich coming from the girl who never brings her notes to class

AngelHairPasta: Notes are for nerds

Nood-le: She says, ignoring that she plays DND every Tuesday and cries over anime deaths at 4 am

AngelHairPasta: HE MEANT THE WORLD TO ME HOW DARE YOU-

Father: Tell your owl to stop using my dog as a perch Himiko

FellowGremlin: Pfft, as if Pidge listens to me

Blocked: I believe we have gotten off topic. Kaede promise me you aren't gonna fight Monotaro

Reported: Uhhhhhhhhh

Sherlock: GFDI

Mother: Child if I look up and you are not sat quietly in your seat I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed in you.

MFSTARBOY: Mom I need help I can't do these problems/

Mother: Allow me to assist you Momota-san.

DetectivePikachu: Notsneaky.jpg

Watson: Why were you in the air vents?

FightMe²: How are you in the air vents?

Reported: i'm secretly an assasin trained in the art of piano murder

EnablesBadBehavior has changed Reported to PianoMurderer

PianoMurderer: Very cool Kanye.

Blocked: KANYE LIKES

Mother has muted Blocked for 2 hours. Reason: Stop that right this instant young lady.

Father: I am, how do you say it, Shooketh?

UncleHoshi: S T O P

UncleBug: Shooketh? what does that mean?

Nood-le: It's Gen X talk Gonta, pay it no mind.

FellowGremlin: Just like all the TSA officers not getting paid?

Nood-le: HUSH. We don't talk American politics that's a dangerous and frightening territory.

DetectivePikachu: you gotta admit some of these memes are just... amazing.

CosplayGF: sort by controversial on Reddit.

AngelHairPasta: Plz don't

DetectivePikachu: Soooo, is this a pop quiz?

Sherlock:FUUUUUUUU

Sherlock is offline

MFSTARBOY: Bye bye my perfect GPA

MFSTARBOY is offline

 

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

Blocked: why am I always being muted :( ?

PianoMurderer: I mean, sometimes you say stuff that makes others uncomfy? I know you don't mean to, but like, everyone's been muted for stuff like that. Remember that really bad fight between Dad and Ouma? Both of them got muted for a week.

Blocked: I know Kaede. It's just like, sometimes I feel like I'm constantly being targeted.

PianoMurderer: I'm sure the others don't mean any harm by it.

EnablesBadBehavior: Can confirm. Source: Am an other

Blocked: Oh shoot this is the main chat *sweats*

PianoMurderer: Also why am I not admin of my own server??? Explain

UncleHoshi: One sec

UncleHoshi has promoted PianoMurderer to Admin!

PianoMurderer: This is grear

PianoMurderer has changed Blocked's name to BestGirl

BestGirl: stop I'm gonna cry

AngelHairPasta: gUYS WHERE ARE YOU

BestGirl: Why? What's wrong?

AngelHairPasta: Frick frick frick some people showed up and they were looking for Ouma and he saw them and he locked himself in his room with Saihara and Kiibo thankfully. And anyway we don't know who they are but they won't go away and Mom's not here because she went to pick up dinner with Dad and I wasn't taught how to handle this what do I do oh god

PianoMurderer; Angie breathe. Breathe

AngelHairPasta: Whar do i do

PianoMurderer: stay right there. We'll be down soon.

PianoMurderer is offline

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The Chaos Family
6:45 am

Mother: Those strangers didn't leave last night.

UncleHoshi: Who are they and why is Ouma scared of them?

Mother: I wish I knew. However, his fear is enough to make me want to... get rid of them.

FightMe²: I share that sentiment, however

MFSTARBOY: Maki not immediately defaulting to murder? Valid.

AngelHairPasta: Kaito over here dragging his own girlfriend,,,,

PianoMurderer: He's a mess what do you expect?

FightMe²: S I L E N C E M O R T A L S


PianoMurderer: Shook

AngelHairPasta: Who says I'm mortal?

CosplayGF: Oh god no let's not pleASE

Mother: EVERYONE BE QUIET

CosplayGF: K mom

FightMe²: Has anyone tried, I dunno, ASKING OUMA what's wrong?

UncleHoshi: Wow I can't believe we didn't think of that!

CosplayGF: I mean, we missed such an OBVIOUS solution!

CosplayGF: You're a GENIUS, Maki.

MFSTARBOY: /s

FightMe²: So you haven't tried to talk to him? I should've known.

UncleBug: Gonta not sure but Gonta think they are using the "sarcasm".

UncleHoshi: I love you Gonta,,,

UncleBug: :D

Mother: We've tried to contact Ouma, however, neither he nor his boys have answered our messages or calls.

PianoMurderer: When did you start calling them?

UncleHoshi: 'round 11 last night

BestGirl: Come on guy's I'm supposed to be the dumb one here :/

Mother: False, but you are right. We should see if they come to class and then proceed from there.

EnablesBadBehavior: Hate to be that guy, but classes are canceled today.

PianoMurderer: What? Why?

EnablesBadBehavior: All the staff told me was "legal things"

Father: Curse them and their vague answers to specific questions!

EnablesBadBehavior: So who's gonna talk to Ouma?

Mother: Maki

PianoMurderer: Maki

BestGirl: Maki

AngelHairPasta: Maki

CosplayGF: Maki

UncleHoshi: Maki

UncleBug: Maki! :D

MFSTARBOY: Maki roll

FightMe²: Well ok then, I'm on it.

Mother: Good luck.

FightMe²: I don't need luck, I'm basically his only friend from childhood. It's like having all the infinity stones

CosplayGF: i'm so proud of you

FightMe²: yeah yeah whatever :/

CosplayGF: <3

FightMe²: *tosses heart into a blender*

CosplayGF: Ok ruDE

AngelHairPasta: it's okay babe

CosplayGF: No! It's not!

PianoMurderer has changed CosplayGF's name to DangerNeedle

DangerNeedle: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Nood-le: GIRLS UNITE!

FellowGremlin: Sigh, my gf is a dweeb and also cANT BOIL NOODLES

Nood-le: OMG NO STOP

FellowGremlin: THEY ARE STUCK TO THE POT TENKO

FellowGremlin: EVEN MY MAGIC CAN'T SAVE THESE NOODLES

Mother: Of course


Annoying Little Brother & Exhausted Big Sister
7:23 am

Angery: Hey uh, @Annoyance how are you bud

Annoyance: Hey Maki. I'm fine :/

Angery: Who are they Ouma? Are they bad people? Do I need to make the bad people go away?

Annoyance: Don't patronize me.

Angery: Sorry

Annoyance: But also yes, please

Angery: What did they do?

Annoyance: I never told you what happened to my parents did I?

Angery: No

Annoyance: they disappeared. I'm 100% sure they're dead, and those are the b@stards that killed them.

Angery: Don't worry kid, I'll handle it. Just stay with Saihara and Kiibo, okay? Also just know that this conversation was not nearly this pleasant and I will deny being kind to you for the rest of my life.

Annoyance: So, basically the same routine as always?

Angery: Yes.

Annoyance: Love you, you stupid b*tch

Angery: You too fart-face


The Chaos Family
7:31 am

Nood-le: Kaito YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE You"LL DIE

MFSTARBOY: Chlorine is in salt! It has to be okay!

UncleHoshi: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

MFSTARBOY: I'll BE FINE

FightMe²: Kaito, chlorine down.

MFSTARBOY: Ok

FightMe²: itsstabbingtime.jpg

Mother: AH

Mother: Well, this won't be the first time I've had to.... dispose of someone

Father: One of these days you need to start explaining your cryptic af past because I am intrigued.

PianoMurderer: ^^^^^^

Mother: So are we just going to go in and take care of things?

DangerNeedle: MIU I NEED YOUR FLAMETHROWER

BestGirl: Sorry, I'm using it :)

FightMe²: Screw the laws of this land, I have fists.

UncleHoshi: Are we raiding the office?

FightMe²: They;'re in the office?

Mother: Yes, Principal Monokuma brought them in.

FightMe²: Now the Principal's on the list too.

FellowGremlin is offline

Mother: Where did she go?

Nood-le: The office.

Mother: YOU LET HER GO IN ALONE???

Nood-le: i don't let her do anything. She does it and I deal with the consequences.

PianoMurderer: Saihara ghostwrote that.

FellowGremlin is online

FellowGremlin: Y'all, these two mofos are social workers.

Father: And suddenly the puzzle is beginning to solve itself.

FellowGremlin: They're looking for *you* Mom

Mother: I'll be right there.

MFSTARBOY: Suddenly, I no longer crave vengeance.


The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Mother: @Detective Pikachu @Sherlock @ Watson

Watson and 2 others are online

Watson: What's up?

Sherlock: Hi Mom!

Detective Pikachu: Are those murderers gone?

Mother: Ouma your parents aren't dead and those are social workers not murderers.

Detective Pikachu: ????

Mother: They were coming to check on you. And meet me because, you know, I just adopted you and everything.

Father: So uh, why did you think they killed your parents?

Detective Pikachu: All I know is that they came and then my parents went away.

Sherlock: Mom,,,, Kokichi's parents are in jail aren't they.

Mother: they were arrested on child abuse and money laundering.

Watson: BRB GONNA GRAB OUMA BEFORE HE PANICKS

Watson is offline

Sherlock: He just zoomed over dang

Detective Pikachu: I can't,,, they what?

Mother: They were arrested for child abuse Ouma.

Detective Pikachu: My parents would never hurt me!

Father: ((I said that about my sister and look where I am now))

EnablesBadBehavior: ((Probably not the time ))

Mother: Ouma I know it can be hard to process but what your parents did to you was not okay or loving. Your caseworkers are just here to see if you're okay.

Detective Pikachu: I don't...I don't understand.

FightMe²: Saihara I'll be right there is he okay?

Sherlock: He's fabulous! /s

FightMe²: K, be right there

FightMe² is offline

Mother: i'm coming to see him as well.

Nood-le: I'm ordering comfort food I think he needs it.

PianoMurderer: I'll go take care of his horse and then I''ll be up.

BestGirl: OUMA PROTECTION SQUAD IS A GO

BestGirl and 12 others are offline.

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I have school work to catch up on, so I won't be posting today! Sorry :/

 

Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments! Toodloo!

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Hey guys. I'm having internet issues, so I can't access the toolsI need to finish today's chapter. I probably won't be able to write till Monday. I'm so sorry! We're getting out modem fixed :/. 

 

I'll see you soon?

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The Chaos Family
4:34 am

BestGirl: How's the Shota twink doing?

Watson: Ok 1, stop calling him that, 2, He's better.

BestGirl: 1. I shall call my friends whatever I want to.
2. That's nice

Watson: Ok then Miu, w/e. What're you doing up this late?

BestGirl: Can't sleep.

Watson: Why?

BestGirl: Just bought Super Smash Bros Ultimate and I'm grinding to get the full roster.

Watson: GO TO BED

BestGirl: BUT I GOTTA UNLOCK 5 MORE CHARACTERS

Watson: DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BIG GUNS

BestGirl: Try me!!

Watson: @UncleBug

BestGirl; You monster.

 

UncleBug is online

 

UncleBug: Iruma-san should be asleep! Sleep is important! D:

BestGirl; okay ill go to bed goodnight

Watson: Night Iruma!

 

UncleBug and 2 others are offline


The Chaos Family
9:34 am

 

Mother: I am very disapointed this morning. Would you all like to know why?

DangerNeedle: I am curious as to why.

Mother: Somehow not a single pot is clean. Not a single one.

DangerNeedle: You can blame Ouma and his stress baking.

Mother: Ah,,,,

DangerNeedle: Poor boy's been on edge since his therapy visit yesterday. I understand, I mean if I came to the sudden realization that someone I loved and treasured was actually a manipulative, abusive piece of shit, I'd be pretty shaken up too.

Mother: His current condition makes me crave violent vengance against his biological parents.

FightMe²: Mood.

Mother: Ah, the rarest cryptid of them all, "Protective Maki"

FightMe²: Oh wow! So funny! I'm dying of laughter, lmao lolol rofl.

AngelHairPasta: Wow, that's a lot of Sodium Chlorine Maki.

DangerNeedle; Sodium Chlorine?

PianoMurderer: That's what NaCl is. It's the chemical compound for salt.

DangerNeedle: S O D I U M C H L O R I N E

BestGirl: omg

MFSTARBOY: I swear I cannot believe that you legitametly wrote that with a straigjt face.

PianoMurderer: What's wrong with it? That's the compound!

BestGirl: Nobody tell them

AngelHairPasta; Nobody tell us what? What's wrong?

FellowGremlin: Holy fuck this is funny as shit.

Watson: I cannot believe what I am reading

FellowGremlin: I'm legit lol-ing and Tenko is just staring at me confused.

Mother: I have no clue why Maki is laughing so loudly.

FightMe²: This is the best day of my life.

UncleHoshi: Kaede,,, you're smarter than this.

PianoMurderer: fuck am I spelling it wrong

UncleHoshi: No

UncleBug; Gonta not very smart, but isn't it Sodium Chloride?

PianoMurderer:

UncleBug: Gonta sorry if he hurt Akamatsu-san's feelings! Gonta not mean to! Gonta is gentleman, and gentleman not hurt other's feelings!

AngelHairPasta: I'VE BEEN CALLING IT THAT FOR TWO YEARS. WHY DID NO ONE CORRECT ME??!?

PianoMurderer: I'm such a dumbass,,,,

UncleHoshi: Best entertainment I've ever had.

MFSTARBOY: I'm so disappointed in the two of you

BestGirl: Didn't you incorrectly try to make salt out of chlorine and sodium Kaito?

MFSTARBOY: Technically it can be done but it's not true salt

FellowGremlin: KAITO CHLORINE IS THE NATURAL GAS USED IN MUSTARD BOMBS AND IS WHAT COMBINES WITH SODIUM TO FORM SALT YOU DINGUS

MFSTARBOY: oh fuck

BestGirl: The chlorine in pool water, however, isn't the same thing and you will fucking die

Sherlock: I'd just like to say that Kokichi has been giggling all through this conversation and his laugh is amazing so thank you guys.

PianoMurderer: No problem I guess.

Watson: So uh, did y'all wanna play Mario party or something?

EnablesBadBehavior: Sounds cool.

Mother: Sure :)

Watson: I'll set up the console

FellowGremlin: I'll be down shortly!

 

FellowGremlin and 12 others are offline


Shinguji Korekiyo >>>> Ouma Kokichi
12:30 pm

 

Shinguji Korekiyo: How are you?

Ouma Kokichi: Better, I guess.

Shinguji Korekiyo: I know this whole thing is probably really confusing for you.

Ouma Kokichi; Understatement of the year lol

Shinguji Korekiyo: I've been where you are, so I understand

Ouma Kokichi: You're gonna make me talk about my feelings aren't you.

Shinguji Korekiyo: Not if you aren't comfortable with doing so.

Ouma Kokichi; ugh,,, no I'm fine.

Ouma Kokichi: Just...I really trusted them you know? I was so sure that they loved me and everything they said and did was to protect me.

Ouma Kokichi; Now I know I was wrong, and just ...

Ouma Kokichi: How do I know I'm not making the same mistake with everyone else? That the problem isn't something I'm doing?

Shinguji Korekiyo: Ah, I see. I suppose circumstances like this would fuel one's paranoia.

Shinguji Korekiyo: Ouma, I just want you to know that we all have your back. All we want is to see you get better and be happy.

Shinguji Korekiyo; We won't give up on you, so please don't give up on yourself.

Ouma Kokichi:

Ouma Kokichi: Thanks Dad.

Shinguji Korekiyo: No problem. Now please actually eat your food.

Ouma Kokichi; Fine, fine.

 

Ouma Kokichi is offline.


The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

 

Nood-le: WHOMST THE FUCK OWNS THIS CROCODILE AND WHY IS IT ON A LEASH WITH NO OWNER?

EnablesBadBehavior: It's not a Crocodile Tenko. It's a robotic pet

BestGirl: Does it run smoothly?

EnablesBadBehavior: Bartholemew is flawless. Thanks Miu!

BestGirl: no problem!

Father: I'm not sharing a room with that.

EnablesBadBehavior: He lives in the pool anyways lol.

Sherlock: My fucking head hurts

Nood-le: Figures.

 

 

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The Chaos Family

7:30 am

PianoMurderer: Someone tell me not to fight Hajime

Sherlock: PUNCH HIM

PianoMurderer: Why are you like this

Sherlock: See, I never really saw much of my parents growing up...

Mother: Saihara, get to class. Kaede, what's wrong?

PianoMurderer: He's being all wishy-washy about coming to the meeting after school and if he ditches to go get ice cream with his friends I'll scream he needs to learn responsibility

Sherlock: You say, about the upperclassmen that had to physically drag you to the last meeting because you wanted to skip to get some extra sleep

PianoMurderer: I'm just saying it's hypocritical.

Sherlock: He only forced you to go because you organized the meeting and we needed the password for the projector.

PianoMurderer: Dang it Saihara!! Let me indiscriminately rage in peace!!!

Sherlock: Besides, you know Kirigiri and Naegi won't let him skip

PianoMurderer: Oh god I remember

PianoMurderer: Her disappointed face still haunts my nightmares.

Mother: I should ask her for some tips.

Sherlock: Kaede what have you done? You've handed our mother a weapon against us.

PianoMurderer: Ouma is rubbing off on you,,,

Sherlock:

Sherlock: Maybe a little..

Sherlock: Anyways, I won't be joining you all for lunch. My uncle wants to see Kokichi again so the three of us are going to his place for lunch.

Mother: I hope you enjoy it.

Sherlock: You're invited, Mom

Mother: O H

Sherlock: "I'd like to meet Ouma's parents, they sound lovely"

Sherlock: "Uncle his Mom is our age"

Sherlock: "Thanks for letting me know, I won't offer her wine then."

Mother: Your Uncle sounds like a very good man

Sherlock: He's getting on in age but he's got a good heart

Mother: :)

PianoMurderer is offline

Sherlock: Lol, brb


The SHSL Ultimate Protag Crew
8:30 am

SHSLDetective: Who changed the chat name

SHSLLuck: Probably Nagito

SHSLHopeBoi: Bingo

SHSLHopeBoi: I dunno who changed our names tho

SHSLDetective: Wanna mess with Kaede?

SHSLLuck: Who are you and what did you do to Saihara?

SHSLDetective: I am you but stronger

SHSLLuck: DNDNDNDND

SHSLDetective: aNyways, Let's all ditch the meeting today just for fun

SHSLHopeBOi: She'd be really upset with us....

SHSLHopeBoi: I'm in.

SHSLLuck: Motive: The SHSL Hope wants to get ice cream after school and was gonna ditch anyways

SHSLHopeBoi: STOp SCUMrEADING ME

SHSLLuck: :)

SHSLDetective: K, now get back to work before you have to repeat a grade

SHSLLuck: i feel targeted

SHSLDetective: I was talking to myself but ok

SHSLLuck: Foiled. I have exposed myself.

SHSLHopeBoi: ?

SHSLLuck: SHOOT WAIT

SHSLDetective: Screenshotted

SHSLDetective is offline

SHSLLuck: ;-;

The Disaster Bi's
11:00 am

MagicBi has changed her name to Ra Ra Rasputine

Ra-Ra Rasputine has changed StarBi's name to Russia's

Ra-Ra Rasputine has changed BiGuy'sCryToo's name to Smallest

Ra-Ra Rasputine has changed BiGoneWild's name to UWU

Ra-Ra Rasputine has changed ExcitedBi's name to Bean

Ra-Ra Rasputine: :)

UWU: I'm okay with this

Smallest: Shouldn't you be Smallest?

Ra-Ra Rasputine has muted Smallest for 10 minutes. Reason: Gremlin discrimination

Ra-Ra Rasputine: I thought it'd be nice to have matching nicknames!

Bean: This is cursed

Russia's: At least you're not UWU

UWU: SENPAI!

Bean has muted UWU for 10 minutes. Reason: Cursed

Ra-Ra Rasputine: ANyways, bYE!

Ra-Ra Rasputine has gone offline

Bean: Today's been a long day...

Welcome Incoming Freshman
9:30 pm

BabyDoll: Hey Amami-san?

EnablesBadBehavior: Yes?

BabyDoll: Pick a number 1-5

EnablesBadBehaviro: 420

BabyDoll: Okay

BabyDoll has changed the chat name to The Idiot Squad

EnablesBadBehavior: that's cold,,,,

BabyDoll: I know :)

Father: Chills ran down my spine reading that

BabyDoll: It's the ghosts touching you!

FightMe²: That was unexpected but highly amusing

UncleHoshi: Gonna stop that "like my existence" joke before it happens

Traitor: Rats, beat me to it.

Father: It's always so noisy in this chatroom

EnablesBadBehavior: You can hear our messages?

BabyDoll: Oh, high five!

GamerBoi: *high five*

BabyDoll: Uh, that was meant for Amami-san but okay.

FilmQueen: He tries so hard,,,,

Nood-le: Typical degenerate males.

Detective Pikachu: Be careful where you throw that degenerate around!

Nood-le: is that an invitation?

Detective Pikachu: JOKES ON YOU I'M AT SHUMAI'S HOUSE

Watson: his uncle and Kirumi get along so well I'm scared

Sherlock: Hopefully she doesn't expose my insomniac behavior

Detective Pikachu: same,,,

FlightDad: PLease sleep! It's important!

UncleBug: Gonta agrees!

Nood-le: the purity,,,

Father: Humanity is beautiful,,,

DangerNeedle: seconded

BestGirl: Thirded

AngelHairPastas: Fourthed

DollMaker: Is this a cult?

DDrQueen: DNDNDNDN S I S

FlowerChild: She's all grown up ;-;

TigerEye: STOP TEACHING HINAKO WEIRD THINGS

QueenSpiderWeaver: this was a terrible idea

BestGirl: There will be war in this Chilli's tonight

AngelHairPasta: blood will be shed.

QueenPrankster: OOOH!!! I want in!!!!

Detective Pikachu: tHATS MY GIRL

SHSLConcern: Oh god what has happened

Traitor: Magic

SHSLConcern: Oh my god Alex change your name

CodeOverMen: I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP

ImTheMap: Please no don't your aunt will kill us

BabyDoll has changed UncleBug's name to UncleNugg

UncleNugg: Gonta confused.

UncleHoshi: I CANT BREATHEEEE

Nood-le: The days of doom are upon you

JewelsAndDeath: GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP I NEED TO STUDY

FilmQueen: Bianca being agressive? Woke

SoraSnobBoy: Saying woke unironically? Broke.

QueenPrankster: Dad mute the chat

FlightDad: Okay

FlowerChild: SCREENSHOTTED

TigerEye: This was a bad idea to begin with honestly

FlightDad has muted the chat for 12 hours. Reason: Take care of your grades and health please!





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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsmugi: Hey guys, ready for today's session?

Saihara: ((I am battered and bruised, but I'm ready to dungeon some dragons))

Ouma: ((Kaede screamed her head off at half the student council))

Kaito: ((What did you guys do?))

Ouma: ((Wow! Way to blame my Shumai! How do you know Kaede isn't at fault??))

Kiibo: ((When was the last time Kaede made a real mistake?))

Ouma: ((Touche))

Kaede: ((I'm not perfect you guys,,,))

Miu: ((FALSEHOOD))

Kaede: ((G U Y S))

Saihara: ((I convinced half the student council to ditch a meeting))

Kirumi: ((Why are you like this?))

Saihara: (Ok look, I am a law-abiding citizen but sometimes a guy just needs a break.))

Kaede: (( You abandoned us with Monokuma!))

Saihara: (( You abandoned yourself))

Ouma: ((Gaslighting 101!))

Kiibo: ((Kokichi are you okay?))

Ouma: (( Never, thanks for asking <3))

Maki: ((Mood))

Amami: ((Mood))

Korekiyo: ((Amami))

Kaito: ((Maki))

Kirumi: ((You two.))

Kaede: (You guys!))

Himiko: ((The 4 K's, back at it again with the "I see you there"'s))

Tenko: ((DDNDNDND THE FOUR K'S I"M DEaDEND))

Angie: ((Every day, Atua gets further and further away))

Hoshi: ((God has left the chat room))

Amami: ((I don't blame him.))

Tenko; ((But Grande said God Is A Woman! :( ))

Himiko: (Grande is so two-faced!))

Tsmugi: (( *Ten-faced))

Miu: ((Guess now we got Bad Blood.))

Maki: ((I'm not okay (I promise))

Ouma: ((MAKI IS A CLOSET EMO CONFIRMED))

Tenko: ((*Kinfirmed))

Gonta: ((Gonta is very confused))

Kaito: ((MOOD))

Tsmugi: ARE WE EVER GOING TO ACTUALLY START PLAYING

Kaede: ((Oh right lol.))

Tsmugi: Anyways, to recap, everyone is in the sewers except Dirk, Angie, and Seamus, who are joined up on the surface. Sewer people just got done fighting Dire Rats.

Himiko: ((Please don't call us sewer people.))

Ouma: (No do!))

Kiibo: "Well that was exhausting. We all ought to continue on now."

Korekiyo: "Or we could tell the lady her brother is dead and go to bed."

Amami: Evangil glares at Ezekiel. "Absolutely not. We made a promise and we need to stick to it."

Tenko: "I'm tempted to leave the two of them down here."

Kirumi: "We are not abandoning anyone."

Maki: "So that's a definite no?"

Kaito: "Yes!"

Saihara: "Let's move, you all are taking to long."

Ouma: 'Roger that captain!"

Saihara: (( S T O P))

Ouma: (( N E V E R))

Kiibo: (Istg you two))

Gonta: ((????))

Hoshi: ((PLEASE JUST GET THE BOY AND GO))

Miu: Great Bear keeps walking.

Himiko: 'FOLLOW THAT HALF-ORC"

Kirumi: We follow that Half-Orc

Tsmugi: After another 5 minutes of walking, you hear sniffling off in the distance.

Ouma: I charge off to grab the kid.

Kaede: I follow him because I don't trust him with kids.

Tsmugi: That's fair. The two of you stumble across the small boy surrounded by a pile of...corpses. They appear to be city guards.

Ouma: I immediatly turn around and run away.

Kaede: "Coward!" I approach the small boy. "Hello child. Are you lost?"

Tsmugi: He nods, not looking up.

Kaede: "Come with me, I'll take you home okay?"

Tsmugi: The boy stands up, and follows you.

Kaede: "We found him!"

Miu: "Was he really surrounded by corpses?"

Kaede: 'Yes."

Kirumi: "Poor child..."

Korekiyo: "How do we know he didn't kill them?"

Himiko: "How dare you accuse a little kid of hurting someone! You monster!"

Kaito: "Yeah, he's probably scared to death! Be more sensitive."

Maki: "I don't like this."

Amami: 'You don't like anything."

Kiibo: "Guys! We need to leave!"

Saihara: "He's right."

Tsmugi: Does your party exit the sewers?

Kaede: ((Yes))

Tsmugi: Some time later, you emerge from the sewers. The boy runs to his sister, and she beams. "Thank you! Please, come back to our home. We'll get you cleaned up, and we can discuss your payment over tea."

Kaede: 'We'd appreciate that very much."

Kaito: "I need a bath so badly."

Tenko: "I know, we can smell you from here."

Maki: I immediatly snort and attempt to cover my face.

Kaito: I punch her in the ribs.

Maki: "Ow! You scoundrel!"

Kirumi: 'Please, no more fighting..."

Angie: we join back up with the party!

Hoshi: "You all smell terrible."

Miu: "We know."

Tsmugi: (( The sessions gotta end here. See you all next week.))

Ouma: ((Mwah!))

Maki: ((Gross))

Ouma: ((Whatever meanie. Xp))

Maki: ((Ugh...))

Ouma and 15 others are offline.

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Taking a break for the day <333

 

Hope y'all have a good one!

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The Chaos Family
7:30 am

Mother: Who is blasting Rolling Girl from their dorm room at 7:30 in the morning and are you okay?

BestGirl: LET ME RELATE TO MY EMO MUSIC IN P E A C E

PianoMurderer: This should absolutely  not be relatable omg Miu

BestGirl: jUNiOR hIgh wAS TOUGH okay??!!!!

Mother: !remindme 2 days "Do something nice for poor Miu"

System.bot: Reminder Set.

UncleHoshi: We have a system UI bot now?

BestGirl: I'm a genius, aren't I?

UncleHoshi: I resent having to say this, but yes you are.

BestGirl: God I'm so happy right now

UncleBug: This looks very neat! Thank you Iruma-san :D

BestGirl: i HAVE ASCENDED

Detective Pikachu: Today on "things we shouldn't relate too", I present to you all "Solitary Hide And Seek Envy"

Sherlock: "Miss I Wanna Die"

Mother: Why do you all relate to such sad songs jfc

PianoMurderer: I think maybe because half of us have baggage and trauma we haven't worked on, you know?

UncleHoshI: WEEEEEEE, EMOTIoNAL ISSUES

UncleBug: Hoshi is right! This is a we moment! We need to work together to get better!

Watson is online

Watson: Shuichi just walked into a wall and Kokichi fell down the stairs.

Mother: Disasters, both of them,,,

UncleBug: Are they okay??

Watson: They'll be fine!

Mother: Ah, that reminds me.

Mother: I have some things I need to purchase this weekend. Mall day anyone?

FellowGremlin: SOMEONE SAID MALL DAY SO I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Nood-le: Going to the mall sounds fun

EnablesBadBehavior has changed his name to FunDad

FunDad: This is gonna be a blast!

Father: You're trying to hard.

FunDad: Wow, that really hurts man.

Detective Pikachu: Can we get a feels bad man?

Watson: Feels bad man

Nood-le: Feels bad man

FellowGremlin: Feels Batman

UncleHoshi: Feilds Bazzman

BestGirl: Feliz navidad

Mother: You guys should probably be nicer to your father.

FunDad; Nah it's fine. I'm the fun dad so I can roll with it.

UncleBug: Why does Amami-san want to be the fun dad? Are not all Dad's fun?

UncleHoshi: He needs validation Gonta, let him be.

PianoMurderer: Casual burn

Nood-le: Does he stick the landing?

UncleHoshi: Probably daddy issues tbh

Nood-le: AND HE NAILS IT

FunDad: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES

Father: Sora says that too. Do you really want to be in the same group as him?

FunDad: the difference is I'm not lying!

Watson: Debatable.

FightMe²: Swish.

FellowGremlin: Did Maki just meme???

FightMe²: No.

MFSTARBOY: Amami definitely has daddy issues,,,,

FunDad: I. DO. NOT.

Mother: Be nice everyone.

Sherlock: That's kinda a high goal for our friend group

PianoMurderer: The fact that you have to say that is sad. Very, very sad.

Sherlock: Very sad

Detective Pikachu: Very sad.

FightMe²: I'm confused

DangerNeedle: ^^^^^

Nood-le: Lurker

DangerNeedle: Weirdo

FellowGremlin; ROAR

DangerNeedle: :p

AngelHairPasta: It's like a Mcdonald's burger on a silver plate

Mother: Please don't start that arguement

Sherlock: what arguement? This isn't even political it's just funny as fuck

PianoMurderer: Sort by controversial.

Sherlock: oh fuck the internet

PianoGremlin: If the government is shutdown to American's still pay taxes?

Detective Pikachu: SEIZE THE ASSESTS FOR THE PEOPLE

Watson: Are you sugesting Americans become communists

BestGirl: better communism than corruption

DangerNeedle: P sure Americans would rather die than be communists.

Sherlock: Sounds right

DangerNeedle: now can we go back to innocent memes and not politics before we die.

AngelHairPasta: ^^^^^

FunDad: Y'all seen Big Chungus?

Mother has muted the chat for 2 hours. Reason: No Chungus allowed

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

BestGirl: I'm reading through this tierlist and they're really finna put Bowser Jr. as a E tier? 👀👀👀

MFSTARBOY: He's like the worst character

BestGirl: You main Little Mac I don't wanna hear that from you

MFSTARBOY: Little Mac is a viable character!

FightMe²: Ummmmm

MFSTARBOY: HE IS!!

Detective Pikachu: He's F tier and you know it.

MFSTARBOY: YOU MAIN WII FIT TRAINER

Detective Pikachu: LET ME LIVE GOD DAMN IT

FightMe²: This is hilarious

Detective Pikachu: Wow, you think this funny? Who do you main hotshot?

FightMe²: Incineroar

Detective Pikachu: That is

BestGirl: Unexpected. He's not bad either, B tier I think.

MFSTARBOY: She kicks ass man

Sherlock: We talking SSB:U strats?

Watson: "strats" you play Chrom because you think he's hot.

Sherlock: Let me live Kiibo!

Watson: Never

Detective Pikachu: Didn't you start playing Corrin because you couldn't get over how hot the two of them were?

Watson: THAT WAS NOT MY REASONING AT ALL

BestGirl: Right. And Kaede mains Inkling because she's good at the game and not because Inkling has easy controls and is a scummy easy reach S tier

PianoMurderer: nO MY INKLING DOES NOT HAVE EASY CONTROLS SHE IS PERFECT

FunDad: Why are we roasting each others mains? Can't we just play the game together in peace?

Father: He's saying that cause he mains Pac-Man

FightMe²: You're a fucking awful person

Detective Pikachu: P A C M A N??

FunDad: YOU PLAY WII FIT TRAINER

Detective Pikachu: LET ME HAVE MY FUN OLD MAN

Father: This is entertaining

DangerNeedle: Bowser Main checks out.

BestGirl: Ey! We main the same family

Father: I chose to ignore her

DangerNeedle: Action granted.

BestGirl: YOU CAN'T DM REAL LIFE

DangerNeedle: WATCH ME

Mother: Why are discussing smash mains?

Watson: Mama mains Peach

DangerNeedle: Makes sense tbh

FunDad: Who do you and Angie main?

DangerNeedle: I main Villager, she mains Isabelle

Watson: Wow that's actually really stinking sweet

Nood-le: I main Pichu!

Watson: Get out.

BestGirl: Pichu isn't bad though?

Watson: I refuse to believe that Pichu is A tier

PianoMurderer: Himiko plays Olimar right?

FellowGremlin: I love Pikmin let me live

DangerNeedle: No one's judging you

AngelHairPasta: I am, but silently

Nood-le: "silently"

UncleHoshi: Gonta mains Ryuu

Nood-le: Unexpected

AngelHairPasta: Don't you main Jigglypuff Uncle?

Detective Pikachu: Also unexpected

BestGirl: That's it. That's the dynamic between Gonta and Hoshi. It's perfect.

FunDad: OMFG IT TOTALLY IS

PianoMurderer: Shh, annoucements are on

Mother: The gym again? What is it this time?

Father: If it's about people breaking curfew I swear to god

FunDad: dndndnd

FunDad and 14 others are offline

The Chaos Family
3:45 pm

PianoMurderer: MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL Y'ALL!!!

DangerNeedle: If you don't get the lead we riot. Riot I say!

Detective Pikachu: Saihara please tell me you're going to try out for Aaron please please please

Sherlock: You won't be disappointed.

Detective Pikachu: Yes!

FunDad: I WANT TO PLAY DAMIEN

Father: You'd make a great Damien

Mother: You're going to try out for Mr. Duvall right?

Father: Yes.

BestGirl: Guys tell Himiko she has to try out for Janice

PianoMurderer: B I T C H

FellowGremlin: Nah, I'm going for Mrs.Norburry

PianoMurderer: Nvm that's better.

Sherlock: Can we discuss this later? I wanna eat.

Mother: Sounds good.

People are offline

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Taking a break cause I overdid it yesterday and now I feel like shit yAy!

 

Tip: Don't stay up till 11 trying to do work kids. 

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The Chaos Family
1:30 am

Father: Stop practicing for Monday's auditions and sleep @PianoMurderer @DangerNeedle

DangerNeedle: LET ME LIVE

PianoMurderer: NEVER! Also it's mall day!

Father: It will be mall day once you get some sleep

DangerNeedle: But I don't wanna!

Father: Sleep.

DangerNeedle: But daaaaaaad

Mother is offline

Mother: Listen to you father and go to bed.

PianoMurderer: Yes Mom

DangerNeedle: Yes Mom.

DangerNeedle and PianoMurderer are offline

Father: They never listen to me

Mother: That's not true.

Father: -_-

Mother: Okay yeah they never do but what can you do? Kids will be kids.

Father: I'm going back to bed.

Mother: Okay :)

Mother is offline

Father is offline


The Idiot Squad
9:30 am

GamerBoi: @everyone WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER TOMORROW AND HAVE A SMASH TOURNAMENT

Detective Pikachu: I'M IN

Sherlock: He plays Wii Fit Trainer so he'll probably die first.

GamerBoi: Wii Fit Trainer? Really?

DetectivePikachu: He's viable!

Watson: No he's not

FightMe²: No he's not

MFSTARBOY; No he's not

Mother: He's really not

UncleHoshi: No he's not

AngelHairPasta: No he's not

DangerNeedle: No he's not

Sherlock: No he's not

Nood-le: No he's not

FellowGremlin: no he's not

PianoMurderer: No he's not

BestGirl: No he's not

Father: No he's not

FunDad: No he's not

UncleNug: Gonta not sure but Gonta thinks Wii Fit Trainer isn't best character. Gonta wants Ouma-san to play what makes him happy though!

Detective Pikachu: Fuck I can't even be mad

GamerBoi: Tier lists are irrevelant

BabyDoll: He only says that cause he plays Duck Hunt

GamerBoi: Duck Hunt is an amazing character

FunDad: I agree. I could never get good with him but he's great.

GamerBoi: But yeah, we shoulf get together tommorow and play Smash!

Mother: We'll be there. Your house then?

GamerBoi: Yeah. How's 2:30 sound?

Mother: Sounds great. See you then

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

Mother: Is everyone ready to go?

FightMe²: I'm ready to go. Kaito's doing his hair and taking forever

MFSTARBOY: Perfection takes time!

AngelHairPasta: We don't have time to wait for an enternity Kaito!

MFSTARBOY:

FightMe²: Ouch

AngelHairPasta: I'm ready to go!

DangerNeedle: I'll be done in like 2 seconds

Nood-le: Himiko and I are ready to go!

FellowGremlin: I'm sleepy

Nood-le: You slept for like 8 hours yesterday.

FellowGremlin: I know,,,

MFSTARBOY: K I'm ready

Sherlock: Someone tell Amami he can't take Bartholomew to the mall with us.

FunDad: He'll get lonely!

BestGirl: why not?

PianoMurderer: He'll get us thrown out.

Father: I'm sure it'll be fine

UncleHoshi: I like this mall can we please not get banned??

BestGirl: We won't get banned! It'll be fine!

Detective Pikachu: We say that every time.

Watson: It's never fine.

Mother: Amami please leave Bartholmew here. I promise he will be safe.

FunDad: Fine

Mother: Thank you. Now for the love of God get in a car.

Mother is offline


Ouma's Weird-Ass Family
2:30 pm

SmallBoi; Maki! Miu! Mama!

Mom: What is it child?

SmallBoi: Will you guys come shop for Valentine's Day with me?

Maki: Fuck that is coming up.

BigSis: Woo! C'mon you vermin let's go buy shit for our S/O's.

Mom: I suppose you want my advice?

SmallBoi: Mom you're the only sane one among us.

Maki: I take offense to that.

SmallBoi: You know it's true!

Maki: <3

SmallBoi: Screenshotted

Maki: Oh fuck

SmallBoi: <3

BigSis: dnndndbdbd c'mon you dorks let's go get gifts

Mother: I will make an excuse so they don't get suspicious

SmallBoi: Okay! Thanks Mom

Mother: No problem child, I am happy to be of help.

Saihara Shuichi>>>K1-B0
2:49 pm

Saihara Shuichi: He's getting V-day gifts right?

K1-B0: Yep.

Saihara Shuichi: For a patholigical liar he's shit at keeping secrets

K1-B0: Only from us. Should we go off to get his gifts now then?

Saihara Shuichi: What other chance will we have?

K1-B0: Point taken, let's roll

Saihara Shuichi: :)

Saihara Shuichi is offline

The Chaos Family
7:30 pm

AngelHairPasta: That actually went pretty well!

PianoMurderer: No death, no explosions, and we didn't get thrown out. I'd call that a victory!

UncleHoshi: Poor Himiko is fucking knocked out in the back seat.

Nood-le: She's so cute when she's sleeping sigh

BestGirl: We get it ur gay

Nood-le: Oh go to sleep

BestGirl: With pleasure

BestGirl is offline

FunDad: We'll be home soon kids. Try to get some sleep tonight?

PianoMurderer: no promises

FunDad: Fair enough.

FunDad is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
6:30 am

DangerNeedle: @AngelHairPasta

DangerNeedle: Ur the yee to my haw

AngelHairPasta: Awww! That's sweet! Well, your the holster to my gun <3

DangerNeedle: <3

AngelHairPasta: Let's giddy on up and ride off into the sunset together

DangerNeedle: Sounds lovely <3

MFSTARBOY: Oh my god you guy's be careful!

DangerNeedle: Why?

MFSTARBOY: You might summon,,,, her

AngelHairPasta: Summon who?

Sherrif Star is online

DangerNeedle: ???

Sherrif Star: You've Yee'd your last Haw partner.

AngelHairPasta: Oh my atua

MFSTARBOY; I tried to warn you

Sherrif Star: There's only room for one sherrif in this town

AngelHairPasta; I understand varmit. Why don't we step outside and settle this mano e mano

Sherrif Star: what other way is there? I hopw your good with a pistol.

AngelHairPasta: They don't call me Pistol Johnnie fer nothin'.

DangerNeedle: wtf

Sherrif Star: Step back into that ther saloon lil lady. Don't want ya to end up eating dust with yer girlfriend here

AngelHairPasta: Mighty bold of you to assume I'll be the one eating dust.

Sherrif Star: Let's quit the talking and end this.

MFSTARBOY: God this is awful

DangerNeedle: I'm heckin' confused.

AngelHairPasta; On the count of three.

Sherrif Star: 1

AngelHairPasta: 2

Sherrif Star: 3!

AngelHairPasta: PEWPEWPEW

Sherrif Star: PEWPEWPEW

MFSTARBOY: end me

PianoMurderer is online

PianoMurderer has muted the chat for 2 hours. Reason: YOU GUYS NO TEXAS SHOWDOWNS IN THE MAIN CHAT.

The Chaos Family
10:40 am

Mother: We leave for Saito's house at uh, 2 so be ready to go

UncleHoshi: Time is a fucking illusion

FunDad: OKAY MOOD

Father: That should not be a mood.

Sherlock: But it is. It so is.

Watson: Shuichi!

Detective Pikachu: Aww babe, same!

Sherlock: Who needs sleep? Not I.

Nood-le: sleep is for losers.

UncleHoshi: And normies.

FunDad: And we're neither of those things.

PianoMurderer: If y'all keep not sleeping I'll declare war on y'all

Sherlock: peace was never an option

BestGirl: peacenotfound.jpg

FellowGremlin: eyyyy it's the chicken hatchet meme!

Mother: If y'all don't start sleeping I'll riggity riggity reck you.

Sherlock: MOTHER NO

FunDad: EYYYYY

BestGirl: EYYYYYY

Watson: You're both dead to me.

Detective Pikachu: ^^^^^

FightMe²: Must you all wake me up with your pointless antics?

MFSTARBOY: You were asleep???

UncleHoshi: (time is an illusion)

FightMe²: (love is an illusion)

Sherlock: No it is not Maki we will drag you out of your room and shower you with affection don't you think we won't.

Detective Pikachu: ^^^^^

FightMe²: Fine..

FightMe²: Anyways why don't we get lunch before we head over to Saito's place.

Detective Pikachu: Sounds alright to me

Mother: Several people just screamed IHOP so I guess that's where we're going

Watson: "I'm gonna eat a whole stack of pancakes this time!" -Kokichi 2019

FightMe²: I'll bring a cooler so we have somewhere to put his leftovers.

BestGirl: I don't understand why he thinks he'll finish them he never does.

PianoMurderer; It's a guy thing

Nood-le: It's a small person thing, Himiko does it to.

FellowGremlin: STOP EXPOSING MW

Nood-le: <3

FellowGremlin:

FellowGremlin: Ugh I hate you <3

Nood-le: :)

Mother is offline

Father: Hurry or we'll leave you here

Nood-le: OMW

Nood-le and 2 others are offline

The Idiot Squad
2:45 pm

Traitor: Oh my god Miu plays Bowser Jr.

CodeOverMen: You play Pac-Man please exit stage right

Traitor: 🖕🖕🖕

Detective Pikachu: y'all better hurry or you'll miss the tourney

Traitor: I've gotta lug these drinks up 2 flighta of stairs

CodeOverMen: Oh whatever Alex you big baby I'll do it.

CodeOverMen is offline

Traitor: Tohru! Ugh....

Sherlock: Preliminary rounds have begun

Watson: Sorry, can someone post the roster I didn't see it.

BestGirl: Ruto Yamata vs. Momota Kaito
Hinoka Azu vs. Iruma Miu
Sora Ito vs. Saihara Shuichi
Himari Ogawa vs. Ouma Kokichi
Alex Tanaka vs. Amami Rantarou
Tohru Tanaka vs. K1-B0
Reo Kondo vs. Tojo Kirumi
Kanna Ono vs. Shinguji Korekiyo
Ayano Midori vs. Yumeno Himiko
Hinako Midori vs. Chabishira Tenko
Azune Midori vs. Harukawa Maki
Saito Harukawa vs. Ryoma Hoshi
Mizuki Hazuka vs. Yonaga Angie
Shigure Takahash vs. Mina Murakami
Oka Murakami vs. Akamatsu Kaede
Bianca White vs. Shirogane Tsmugi
Izuru Hinata vs. Gokuhara Gonta.

UncleHoshi; I still can't believe we agreed to let Saito join he makes games for a living he'll crush us all.

BabyDoll: He will and you'll enjoy it or I'll scoop out your eyeballs

FightMe²: I like this one.

MFSTARBOY: that is a bad friendship that wi end in our demise.

DrinkThePainAway: Momota-san are you ready to begin?

MFSTARBOY: Yeah

DrinkThePainAway: Excellent.

BabyDoll: Still can't believe Ruto mains King K Rool.

Detective Pikachu: I know right? It's astonishing.

DDRQueen: Azune don't you main Pokemon Trainer?

BabyDoll: Yeah, he's an easy win

PianoMurderer: Charizard ftw!!!

Mother: I think Squirtle is the easier one to play

BabyDoll: It's Bulbasaur tho

DDRQueen: Falsehood

MFSTARBOY: I can't believe I lost.

DrinkThePainAway: Thank you for your time.

GamerBoi: Y'ALL WE ARE IN THE SAME ROOM OF YOUR PHONES

FlightDad: Well said.

BabyDoll: Ugh fine

The Idiot Squad
5:30 pm

Father: Somehow I won

GamerBoi: Hoshi won on a cheap technicallity I demand a rematch.

UncleHoshi: Nah I'm good. Mom's putting a pizza in and we're about to play Mario Party

GamerBoi: i'll get you next time.

UncleHoshi: good luck with that kid.

UncleHoshi is offline

 

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Taking the day off!!! I hope y'all have a great day uwu

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DND Tuesdays

5:45 pm

 

Tsmugi: Okay, let's jump right in


Tsmugi: The lady leads the party to the end of the town. She looks back at you. "Our house is just a little way's away. Maybe a 5-minute walk." She then continues forward, leading the group through a field of oddly colored flowers Her brother clings to her skirt, looking down and kicking rocks.

Saihara: "This is a pretty place, isn't it."

Ouma: "I've never seen flowers this color before."

Himiko: "Maybe they're magic."

Hoshi: "Anything's possible."

Angie: "Even the impossible!"

Kaitor: "So is it possible for something to be impossible if anything's possible."

Maki: "Stop that, you'll give us all a headache."

Angie: "I suppose."

Miu: "If anything's possible then nothing's possible."

Kirumi: "Please stop this."

Ouma: "Do you think these flowers are edible?"

Kirumi: "DO NOT EAT THOSE LOKEIL"

Amami: "I don't think they are,,,"

Korekiyo: "Try it!"

Angie: "I'll do it with you!"

Tenko: "What the heck guys, don't eat those!"

Himiko: "Are y'all brain-dead?"

Gonta: "Why are we eating these?"

Kiibo: "They're dumb, that's why."

Ouma: "Wow! That's mean Blade!!!"

Kiibo: "I really don't care."

Maki: "Roasted."

Kaito: ((RIP LOKEIL 2018))

Miu: ((He was flamed by his friend so hard there ain't even dust left))

Ouma: ((Shut up Barbarians are the worst class))

Miu: ((YOU TAKE THAT BACK))

Ouma: ((NEVER))

Himiko: ((GUYS WHY ARE WE SHOUTING))

Tenko: ((I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL))

Kaede: ((STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS YOU HOOLIGANS))

Tenko: ((NEVER))

Tsmugi: You arrive at a small cottage boarding the beach. The sand upon closer inspection is see-through, and purple waves splash at the shoreline. This entire area reminds you of a badly made watercolor painting.

Kirumi: "Lovely place you have."

Tsmugi: "Thank you. I have a small spring in the back, you may wash up there. Leave your clothes on the rocks, I'll get to laundering them."

Saihara: "Thank you for your kindness."

Tsmugi: "It's really no problem!" the girl says. Meanwhile, her brother darts into the cottage and disappears.

Ouma: "He's a fast one."

Kiibo: "Do you think we scared him?"

Korekiyo: "Who cares? He's a kid, he'll forget all about it by dinner."

Amami: " I care! My god would not tolerate such lax treating of a poor child!"

Angie: "My God wants us to kill him."

Tsmugi: The sister looks at Angie in disgust.

Hoshi: "Sorry. She's a loon but she's harmless."

Tsmugi: "If you say so..."

Kaito: "I need a bath so badly. C'mon let's hurry."

Maki: "No way, the girl's are not bathing at the same time as the guy's."

Himiko: "Yeah!"

Tenko: "I'm not bathing with filthy degenerate male perverts."

Ouma: "Hun I assure you we have better taste than that."

Miu: Great Bear chuckles.

Tenko: "Why you little-" I lunge for him

Ouma: I book it into the cabin lunging.

Kaede: "I apologize. My party is... an eccentric bunch."

Tsmugi: "Oh I don't mind. It's a nice change of pace."

Kirumi: "Pardon me, but did we ever get your name?"

Tsmugi: ((WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME))

Angie: ((DNDNDND SHE DIDNT NAME HER))

Korekiyo: ((When the DM doesn't prepare for obvious questions-))

Amami: ((DNDDNDND))

Tsmugi: "It's Rose."

Himiko: "That's a sweet name!"

Tsmugi: "Thank you. Now go ahead and bathe. I have laundry and tea to make."

Kaito: "Thanks!" I head out back.

Maki: "I suppose we can blind the men..."

Amami: "No need, I'm gay."

Korekiyo: "I hate you all if that helps."

Maki: "Oh okay then. What edge."

Hoshi: I head for the ocean because frick rules.

Ouma: ((Because frick rules dndnddn))

Saihara: (Can we skip through the bathing?))

Tsmugi: ((sure))

Tsmugi: After the party has bathed and received clean clothes, they sit down for tea with Rose. She fusses over Seamus and Lokeil, the latter because he's covered in bruises due to a certain happy-go-lucky sea elf's wrath.

Saihara: "So, uh, has your little brother ever expressed a distaste for other people?"

Ouma: "Has he ever killed an animal? Cause I heard all the sickos start early!"

Kirumi: I smack him upside the head and continue my tea.

Tsmugi: "Drew is a perfectly innocent boy and he would never hurt anyone!" Her voice rises, and it shakes as she speaks.

Kaito: "Rather defensive there," I whisper to Maki.

Maki: "Don't make assumptions Clint. It could have nothing to do with him."

Tenko: "We found your brother surrounded by dead bodies and we just thought-"

Amami: "Be quiet! That's the most insensitive thing I've ever heard. That poor boy is likely traumatized!"

Korekiyo: "Or he's a blood-thirsty serial killer."

Himiko: "He's like 10 years old! How could he possibly be that vicious?"

Kaede: "Looks can be deceiving..."

Kiibo: "You too?? Elana, you're much smarter than that!"

Ouma: "Oh! Are we fighting now? Great!"

Gonta: "Seamus thinks we all are being unreasonable."

Hoshi: "Ugh... I say we just leave. Who cares if the kid murdered them?"

Amami: "He did no such thing!"

Tenko: "You have no proof he didn't!"

Himiko: "Correlation does not equal causation!"

Kirumi: "SILENCE!"

Tsmugi: The room falls still.

Kirumi: "Rose I am incredibly sorry for this. You've suffered greatly and my party's behavior is unacceptable. I shall have a word with them later."

Tsmugi: "It's fine. I suppose you heroes are just worried. It's getting late, you can stay the night in the attic."

Kirumi: "Thank you. We'll be out of your hair come sunrise."

Tsmugi: "Take all the time you need." Rose departs for her own quarters. The party may do as they please.

Ouma: I run for the attic, desperate to actually sleep for once.

Saihara: I follow, as I'm very tired.

Tsmugi: ((Time for bed guy's! See you all next week.))

Hoshi: ((See you.))

Tsmugi and 15 others are offline.

 

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Watson: Everyone is freaking out so badly can Y'all calm down?

PianoMurderer: Its Audition day calm is not in our vocabulary

FightMe²: "Don't tell me how to live my life"- Kaito 2019

MFSTARBOY: LET ME LIVE WOMAN

FightMe²: Nah

FunDad: RIP Astrodumbie 2019

FightMe²: Do you wanna die?

FunDad: Constantly thanks for asking.

FightMe²:

Father: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

FunDad: Oh god I can feel the judgment

AngelHairPasta: *atua

UncleHoshi: Angie must you always correct us?

AngelHairPasta: Pretty much

UncleHoshi: Life is suffering

UncleBug: D:

UncleHoshi: But I guess it's not so bad

UncleBug: :D

PianoMurderer: So pure

MFSTARBOY: We don't deserve them

DangerNeedle: We really don't

Detective Pikachu: Shuichi has been practicing for his Auditon all day and he looks so cute when he's concentrating

Nood-le: Replace the degenerate male with Himiko and it's a MOOD

FellowGremlin: Bad Tenko! Be nice to the boys!

Nood-le: hISSSSSS

PianoMurderer: You need the spray bottle?

FellowGremlin: If you don't mind.

BestGirl: Ah so I'm not the only person who gets sprayed

UncleHoshi: How to train your significant other to love themselves and others 101

Father: Where do I sign up?

Watson: ^^^^^

Mother: Also, Korekiyo I've been asked to inform you that your sister called

Father: Oh look, angst.

FunDad: Why is murder not an option again?

MFSTARBOY: "I don't want to do the paperwork so no don't kill anyone"- Saihara 2k19

PianoMurderer: God Mood

Father: Well, as long as she stays away from me I'm fine.

Mother: Let us know if you need anything.

Father: I will.

Mother: :)

DangerNeedle: I wanna be Regina so badly I'll die if I don't get the role

AngelHairPasta; I'm sure you'll get the role! You have a gr8 voice and you're gr8 at acting.

AngelHairPasta:👌 who fucked with me autocorrect?

Detective Pikachu: Nishishishishi~, I wonder who?

FellowGremlin: It was Ouma

Nood-le: Definitely Ouma.

Detective Pikachu: wow okay that hurt.

Watson: Perish

Detective Pikachu: babe!

Watson: I'm joking and you know it

Detective Pikachu: I'm still hurt! Apologize

Watson: Sorry, just pay attention before you fail this class Kokichi.

Detective Pikachu: Fine~~~. Are we still getting Ice Cream after auditions?

Watson: Yep. <3

Detective Pikachu: <3

AngelHairPasta: Gay.

Watson: we know ;)

AngelHairPasta: *fingerguns*

Watson and 1 others are offline

The Chaos Family
12:25 pm

Sherlock: Maki why the fuck is Kaito on the roof

FightMe²: Egg parachuted

Sherlock: of course,,,

FightMe²: Miu's gonna join him in a minute, I'm just heating up popcorn to judge them with

Sherlock: wow that's rude

FightMe²: I am rude

PianoMurderer: Whomst the fuck is dropping eggs off the roof?

FightMe²: Ask your girlfriend

PianoMurderer: How did they get up there???

DangerNeedle is online

DangerNeedle: There's a spot in the library you can use to climb out the air vents and onto the roof.

PianoMurderer: Mind showing me where it is?

DangerNeedle: I'm eating lunch but Tenko and Himiko can?

PianoMurderer: Ok, thanks <3

DangerNeedle: NP

Sherlock: I'm gonna take a nap. @Watson, wake me up when lunch is over?

Watson: Sure, I'll be in the lunchroom soon. Kokichi had to catch up on some work so I was tutoring him.

Sherlock: He absolutely sucks at English lol

Watson: I'm telling him you said that.

Sherlock: No please don't! He'll sulk and make that face he makes when he's upset and I can't handle it.

Watson: Too late <3

Sherlock: :(

Mother: You all should be eating *stares at Ouma*

Watson: I'm gonna have to sit on his chest and force him to eat aren't I?

Mother: Most likely. I'll see to it that he gets a good meal :/

FunDad is online

FunDad: While you're at it tell Hoshi to stop drinking RedBull before his heart explodes Korekiyo and I are worried he's just gonna fricking die

Mother: Will do.

Mother is offline

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

FunDad: How did my audition look? Crew confirm.

AngelHairPasta: You did great! Your competition for Damien is like, non-existent (Sorry Ouma)

Detective Pikachu: It's fine, I knew I wasn't getting the role anyways. I'm happy to work on crew with my boyfie <3

Watson: <3 I guess

Detective Pikachu: OUCHIE! My feelings ;-;

PianoMurderer: God Hanamura trying out for the leading man made me sick he would be the worst Aaron

Watson: Everyone knows Shuichi's getting Aaron and if you think otherwise you're delusional.

Sherlock: IDK, Izuru did pretty well too.

Watson: Yeah but I heard Nagito tell Hajime that the director liked your audition better.

Sherlock: Really?

Watson: That's what he said.

DangerNeedle: In other news, I'm losing Regina to Junko and I'm honestly okay with that

AngelHairPasta: I mean she has a great voice and her personality fits,,,,

Mother: Is nobody going to talk about Kaede's audition? I think she'll definitely get Cady.

PianoMurderer: you really think so?

BestGirl: Girl they'd be blind, deaf, and DUMB to let you go back to choir get ready to be the leading lady <3

PianoMurderer: :))

Sherlock: I'm gonna order Indian food who else wants some?

Detective Pikachu: You gonna order naan?

Sherlock: Your favorite

Detective Pikachu: Yay!

FightMe²: I can split the bill?

Sherlock: You don't have to!

FightMe²: Shut up and take my money.

Sherlock: Okay :)

FightMe²: if you want food get your a s s downstairs.

MFSTARBOY: oMW

MFSTARBOY is offline

FightMe²: See y'all soon

FightMe² and 2 others are offline

 

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The Chaos Family
5:16 am

Mother: I can hear Kaede screaming what happened?

BestGirl: It's just a centipede jfc

Nood-le: Fuck centipedes. Those multi-legged creepy crawlies s u c k

BestGirl: Y'all are pussies.

FellowGremlin: Pussies4lyfe

Nood-le: S t o p

Mother: I don't understand?

BestGirl: YOU HAVENT SEEN CAMP CAMP??

FellowGremlin: OMG OMG OMG @DangerNeedle SHE HASNT SEEN CAMP CAMP

DangerNeedle: WELL THAT WON'T DO. THAT WON'T DO AT ALL.

BestGirl: We're watching it at lunch!!!

Mother: Ok then.

DangerNeedle: Now we should get ready for class before we're all late lolol.

Mother: Sounds good. See you all later

BestGirl: K, gonna go kill this centipede for my dumbass girlfriend ugh I love her

BestGirl is offline

Nood-le: That's a fat mood.

FellowGremlin: Same

Nood-le and 2 others are offline

The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Sherlock:
Cady Heron- Akamatsu Kaede
Regina George- Junko Enoshima
Janis Sarkisian- Naegi Komaru
Damian Hubbard- Amami Rantarou
Gretchen Wieners- Mikan Tsmuki
Karen Smith- Ibuki Mioda
Mrs. Heron/Ms. Norbury/Mrs. George- Maizano Sayaka
Aaron Samuels- Saihara Shuichi
Kevin Gnapnoor- Naegi Makoto
Mr. Duvall- Shinguji Korekiyo

PianoMurderer: AHHHHHH I GOT THE ROLE I WANTED YES!!!

Watson: I knew you'd get the role babe!

Detective Pikachu: I'm a lil disappointed I didn't get Damien but YESSSS AMAMI-CHAN SLAY!!!

FunDad: I'm so happy I got the role :)

Father: Ah, so I got Mr.Duvall. I'm glad, I was a little worried for a moment there.

BestGirl: BABE YOU GOT THE ROLE! SEE I TOLD YOU!

PianoMurderer: i'm so happy I'm crying

DangerNeedle: Congrats! I'm a lil sad I didn't get a role but there's always next year!

Sherlock: Ouma is bouncing around like he's just eaten a lot of sugar and posting pretty much everywhere about how his "talented and wonderful boyfriend got the role he wanted and I'm so proud CONGRATS SHUMAI!!!1!!!" and I've never been more content.

FightMe: Can I get a name change?

Mother has changed FightMe's name to Maki

Maki: Finally some good food

UncleHoshi: How's Kaito?

Maki: He's currently trying to get his phone back so he can check his account balance because he's determined to buy y'all dinner

FunDad: Food I don't have to pay for? i'm in

Father: Congratulations again to those who got a role.

BestGirl: WE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU

Sherlock: I know

Maki: Oof where is the confidence coming from? I like this Saihara

Sherlock: :)

Maki: Nevermind

Sherlock: :)

Maki: Stop

Sherlock: :)

Maki: Omg stop

Sherlock: :^)

DangerNeedle: i'm dead

UncleBug: NO DYING ALLOWED!

Mother: Seconded

UncleHoshi: Thirded

FunDad: Fourthed

Father: Fifthed

Maki: We get it Death is banned jeeeez!

Sherlock: Anyways, I'm thinking we get dinner and see a movie after school?

Watson: Sounds great! Mom, Saihara, wallets stay at home

Mother: Foiled again

Detective Pride: Deception 0

AngelHairPasta: Cursed.

AngelHairPasta is offline

DangerNeedle: She woke up and came online just to say that Istg

MFSTARBOY: MONEY FOUND I CALL DIBS ON PAYING

DangerNeedle: rats.

MFSTARBOY is offline

Mother: And now, because we all need to pay attention..

Mother has muted the chat until 8 pm. Reason: Please study for the love of God


The Chaos Family

8:00 pm

Mother: Is Himiko okay?

Father: She ate so much she can't stay awake apparently/

Mother: Pfft, of course she did. Make sure Tenko gets her to bed safely. No broken necks allowed.

Father: Sounds familiar.

Detective Pikachu is offline

Detective Pikachu: N O C I S  H E T S  A L L O W E D

Detective Pikachu is offline

Mother: I am confused

Father: Aren't we all?

Mother: Probably. Sleep well, tell Amami to get some rest or I'll yeet him into the stratosphere.

Father: Never repeat that again. No one will believe me and your reputation will be safe

Mother: Will do.

BestGirl: SCREENSHOTTED

Mother: That's inconveniet. I guess I'll have to purge the evidence.

Mother is offline

BestGirl: Dad help I'm scared

Father is offline

BestGirl: ;-;

 

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The Chaos Family

9:30 am

Mother: You know what we forgot to do?

UncleHoshi: Gonta's party?

Mother: Gonta's party.

BestGirl: Oh fuck I can't believe we wished him a happy birthday and sTILL forgot to set up

Mother: We'll have to do it today then

BestGirl: yeah, we will. I'll pick up any food we need since I got my license.

UncleHoshi: Congrats, you were studying really hard.

BestGirl: I'll go get supplies at lunch, so keep him busy.

UncleHoshi: Will do.

BestGirl is offline.



The Chaos Family
12:02 pm

Sherlock: WHY IS THERE SCREAMING??

Watson: I don't know, I'm sitting right next to you

Sherlock: Babe I wasn't talking to you and you know it :(

Watson: I know <

Detective Pikachu: I'm not sure, I can check for you?

Sherlock: No dear, eat your lunch. We can wait.

DangerNeedle is online

DangerNeedle: So we have an issue

DangerNeedle: Gonta found out about the murder of the centipede from yesterday and started crying. Hoshi is now beating the ever-living life energy out of her.

DangerNeedle: Angie won't even take it seriously she can't stop laughing.

Sherlock: it's whatever lol

Sherlock: she dug her grave let her get herself out of it.

Watson: Wow that was not the answer I was expecting

Sherlock: I'm not always gonna be there to save her :/

Sherlock: Where is her girlfriend?

Detective Pikachu: She's out running errands

Sherlock: Well then we'll just have to wait for her to show up and get her silly girlfriend

DangerNeedle: i mean, I could say something

DangerNeedle: Nevermind I have now realized how badly I would be roasted.

Sherlock: Welp, I'm going back to my lunch.

DangerNeedle: You do that

Sherlock is offline


The Chaos Family
7:30 pm

MFSTARBOY: Gonta looks so happy this was so worth it

Maki: I'm so happy watching this

MFSTARBOY: Man, I love you guys. You know that right?

Maki: Yeah Kaito. You okay?

MFSTARBOY: Just...thinking. You know me.

Maki: Thinking is dangerous Kaito

MFSTARBOY: Screenshotted

Maki: Well, let's get back to the party.

MFSTARBOY: Yes, let's.

Maki is offline.

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The Chaos Family
8:08 am

FunDad: Y'all ever just want to ditch any and all responsibility and play board games all day?

BestGirl: Almost 24/7 man. Board gamed are fun and English papers are not.

Father: Did we have a paper due soon?

FunDad: There's one due on Monday.

Father: Have you started it?

FunDad: Yeah, I'm lik half-way done.

BestGirl: Man, I gotta start it ;-;

Father: Why haven't you?

BestGirl: I don't get what we're supposed to write about. Normally I'd ask Kiibo but he's off visiting Mr. Ibadashi.

PianoMurderer: What? He wasn't due to visit him for a few weeks.

BestGirl: I asked if he needed emergency repairs or something, but he said he just needed to talk to him. What about I'm not sure.

PianoMurderer: Strange. Kinda red-flaggy to be honest.

BestGirl: I suppose. Well, whatever's happening with him'll have to wait. I need to finish this gosh darn paper.

PianoMurderer: I can help?

BestGirl: You will? That'd be lovely :)

PianoMurderer: I'm literally your girlfriend so like, I don't see why I wouldn't

BestGirl: You right, you right.

FunDad: I'm gonna play candyland, y'alla re welcome to join us.

Father: Us?

FunDad: You're not escaping this.

Father: Fine, fine. But you have to finish that paper today.

FunDad: Will do! <3

FunDad and 2 others are offline.

Father: At least it's quiet today.

Father is offline.

The Chaos Family
10:30 am

DangerNeedle: I want my last words to be "Yee haw motherfuckers".

AngelHairPasta: I refuse to allow that to happen. I will revive you from the dead and kill you so that your last words will be choking for air

FellowGremlin: Wow that's fucking dark Angie

Nood-le: Yeah that's a lil strong there bub

AngelHairPasta: Sorry, did I go overboard.

DangerNeedle: Is it weird that I found that to be adorable.

UncleHoshi: Yes

MFSTARBOY: No

Nood-le: Oh good. Uncle Hoshi change my name?

UncleHoshi: Sure

UncleHoshi has changed Nood-le's name to Stronkwomanz

Stronkwomanz: Thanks, I love it!

DangerNeedle: So it's normal Kaito.

MFSTARBOY: I'd say so.

FellowGremlin: He dates a hotheaded assassin so take that with a spoonful of salt.

Maki: DO YOU WANNA DIE?

FellowGremlin: Constantly, wby?

UncleBug: D: Yumeno-san! Dying is bad for you!

FellowGremlin: Fuck I mean no let me preserve my life

UncleHoshi: Gonta bows all to his will.

MFSTARBOY: I do what I want!

UncleBug: Momota-san! Did Momota-san finish the dishes like Mom asked?

MFSTARBOY: No, sorry. Let me get right on that.

Maki: "I do what I want" huh?

UncleBug: Harukawa-san, will you help Mom with the laundry?

Maki: On it

UncleBug: Thank you!

Maki: Your welcome

Detective Pikachu is online

Detective Pikachu: Himiko come get your bloody owl.

FellowGremlin; Where'd he run off to?

Detective Pikachu: He came into my stable and scared poor Panta. I had to really pamper him today, poor thing.

FellowGremlin: I'll come get him

Detective Pikachu: Thank you!

FellowGremlin: No problem.

FellowGremlin and 1 others are offline.


The Chaos Family
2:30 pm

Mother: Okay, so I am not amused. Whoever covered poor Ouma in flour and then dumped Panta on him needs to come forward right now.

Sherlock: I just wanna talk :)

FunDad: that gave me fucking chills never fuck with an Angry Shuichi

Detective Pikachu: I said I was fine guys! This is actually kinda funny tbh

Maki: I mean his reaction was priceless.

Sherlock: :) Oh really Maki?

Maki: Do you wish to die?

Sherlock: Nah I'm just kidding. It's fine really Kokichi go clean up

Detective Pikachu: On it! Love you <3

Sherlock: Love you too

Detective Pikachu is offline

Sherlock: Dork

Maki: He says, as he exists

Sherlock: Hey!

Maki is offline


The Chaos Family
7:30 pm

Watson is online

Watson: Hi everyone, sory for the sudden disappearence.

Mother: It's fine. Are you joining us for game night.

Watson: I really need to charge actually

Mother: Ah, that's okay. Are you feeling alright?

Watson: Yes

Mother: Well okay then. Good night!

Watson: Good night.

Watson is offline

 

 

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The Chaos Family
6:30 am

Maki: I woke up early and now I can't sleep :(

MFSTARBOY: RIP

Maki: Why are you up?

MFSTARBOY: I'm visiting my grandparents. It's nice to see them ^•^

Maki: Tell them Hi for me.

MFSTARBOY: Will do! Sorry you're up so early.

Maki: It's fine lol

Stronkwomanz: Ah Maki! You too?

Maki: Yep.

Stronkwomanz: Himiko's sleeping so peacefully and she looks so cute

Maki: I'm gonna get breakfast

MFSTARBOY: Have fun!

Stronkwomanz: I'm coming down to make coffee!

Maki: Go ahead.

Maki is offline


The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

BestGirl: Why the hell is Kiibo being so distant today?

Detective Pikachu: I wish I knew. I'm postive something's up but he won't tell me and it's killing me.

Sherlock: I hope it's nothing serious.

BestGirl: I do too.

Sherlock: Maybe Mr. Ibadashi is sick?

BestGirl: Maybe. I could see how that'd upset him

Sherlock: Yeah, maybe that's it. Well, he'll tell us eventually right?

Detective Pikachu: Right.

Sherlock: Now come eat before I make you 👀👀

Detective Pikachu: I'm coming!

BestGirl: THAT'S

Mother has muted BestGirl for 1 hour. Reason: Cursed langauge is not permitted.

Sherlock: F

Sherlock is offline.

The Chaos Family
2:30 pm

AngelHairPasta: Don't die now

DangerNeedle: Stop telling people I'm dying Angie

AngelHairPasta: Hey! We got free ice cream!

DangerNeedle: Now we can't go back to that shop though!

AngelHairPasta: It was worth it.

DangerNeedle: If you say so...

FellowGremlin: Okay I never thought I'd say this but the purple gremlin being worried bugs me

AngelHairPasta: Is that concern I smell?

FellowGremlin: He keeps making this really sad face and it's driving me crazy

Father: I know the one you're talking about. The "I'm upset but I don't want to say anything because I don't want to look needy" face.

FellowGremlin: Exactly. It's driving me nuts.

DangerNeedle: Wish I could help but Ouma doesn't talk to me about shit so...

FellowGremlin: I might have to tag team him with Tenko but rest assured that I will make him talk to his stupid boyfriends

FunDad is online

FunDad: Kiibo locked himself in his room.

Father: what

FunDad: I dunno what's the matter with him, I was just talking and I joked about how uh "we all die eventually" I was quoting the gine but he got really upset and booked it

UncleHoshi is online

UncleHoshi: Kid, you done fucked up

FunDad: Thanks, I was unaware of how badly I'd fucked up.

UncleHoshi: Our only option as of right now is to give him some space. He'll come out when he's ready

FellowGremlin: Is anyone gonna make the joke?

AngelHairPasta: Atua looks down at you in shame.

FellowGremlin: Nobody?

DangerNeedle: Not the time Himiko.

FellowGremlin: Lighten up a little! Everything's gonna be just fine!

Mother: Optimism at it's finest

FellowGremlin: Y'all are just so negative! DW, I'll help!

Father: I'm going back to my book

FunDad: I guess I'll finish this puzzle by myself.

FunDad and 1 others are offline


The Chaos Family
7:30 pm

Detective Pikachu: He still won't answer me I'm getting worried :(

Sherlock: Just give him space. Whatever's bothering him, he probably needs to work it out for himself

Detective Pikachu: I know. I just wish I could help :(

Sherlock: It's okay Kokichi. Now fucking eat your vegetables.

Detective Pikachu: N e v e r

Mother: GFDI Ouma eat your greens

Detective Pikachu: Greens are for painting losers

Mother: I will throttle you

UncleBug: Ouma-kun! Eat your veggies, they're good for you!

Detective Pikachu: Okay Gonta.

Mother: Thank you Gonta

Sherlock: I feel personally attacked.

Mother: He's always like this, do not worry

Sherlock: I know I basically live with him he's an absolute mess but for some strange reason I love him.

Mother: That I cannot fix.

Sherlock: Good night mom

Mother; Night

Mother is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
9:20 am

MFSTARBOY: Why on earth did I wake up to the most depressing atmosphere known to man in this house?

Maki: Kiibo's gone AWOL holed up in his room so Kichi's neurotic and Saihara's all panicky.

MFSTARBOY: 'Kichi'?

Maki: Fuck I slipped.

BestGirl: We all know ur soft for the shota twink cut the act

Mother: I wish I could help him. He's just so sad and it's making me upset.

UncleHoshi: Well short of blowing up the door to his room and dragging him out of it there's nothing we can do.

Mother: We'll all just need to be extra nice to Ouma and Saihara today. Miu, I'm looking at you.

BestGirl: why do you guys always target me??

UncleHoshi: Mirror. Look in it.

BestGirl: ;-;

PianoMurderer is online

PianoMurderer: If it wouldn't make Gonta cry I'd murder you for that

Mother: No murder allowed.

Maki: I'll see myself out.

MFSTARBOY: No. If I have to suffer so do you

Maki: Frick

Mother: Maki saying Frick instead of Fuck is such an odd turn-around.

BestGirl: I'm gonna go get Kichi some ice cream and maybe pick up that book Saihara's been wanting

Mother: That sounds like a good idea. I think I'll bring Saihara up some tea. Does Ouma drink tea?

Maki: Yes but he puts 7000 pounds of sugar in it so maybe don't watch him drink it you might get second-hand cavities.

MFSTARBOY: He's a monster. An actual monster.

UncleHoshi: RIP

PianoMurderer: There's this movie Ouma's been wanting to see, I'll go rent it for him.

BestGirl: Operation: Console The Boys Is A Go

UncleHoshi: Gonta and I will keep checking on Kiibo.

Mother: You do that. I'm going to boil some water for the tea.

UncleHoshi: Have fun with that.

Mother is online.


The Chaos Family
1:30 pm

FellowGremlin: Okay I know this group chat has been really sad lately so I'm here to just be funny and kind!

AngelHairPasta: somewhere, you can here readers sigh with relief. But this moment of peace is only temporary. The reckoning is upon us, and soon a star shall weep.

DangerNeedle: WHAT THE F*CK ANGIE

AngelHairPasta: it's a prophecy from Atua! You all should feel honored to have heard it, I don't usually share them.

Stronkwomanz: "don't usually share them" as if she often gets prophecies

AngelHairPasta: Oh I do! Atua often gives me hints of what's to come!

FellowGremlin: Your girlfriend is absolutely terrifying Tsmugi

DangerNeedle: I know. Isn't she just perfect?

AngelHairPasta: Perfection is a myth.

DangerNeedle: I know that silly :p . But you are perfect to me!

FellowGremlin: (perfectly crazy)

Stronkwomanz: (Normally I'd say be nice but,,,,)

DangerNeedle: BE NICE!

FellowGremlin: Fineeeee

DangerNeedle: Anyways, did you guys want to binge Madoka Magica with me?

FellowGremlin: That show is deppressing ;-;

DangerNeedle: Yeah but in a good way!

AngelHairPasta: I'd love too! I'll make popcorn!

DangerNeedle: Also, did you guy's grab those notes for Kiibo?

FellowGremlin: Amami and Dad took notes for him. Amami's still beating himself up over what he said to Kiibo. I think Dad is fussing over him cause of it.

DangerNeedle: Mom keeps hovering and asking if he needs anything. She's gone "Ultimate Maid and Literal Constant Shadow" for Saihara and Ouma as well.

FellowGremlin: I hope thing's get resolved soon.

Stronkwomanz: We all do.

FellowGremlin: Well, I'm gonna work on this math homework.

AngelHairPasta: You do that!

FellowGremlin: :)

FellowGremlin is offline

The Chaos Family
6:28 pm

Watson is online

FunDad: Kiibo! Look I'm so sorry for what is said to you yesterday, I have no clue what's wrong or why you're upset but just know I never meant to hurt you cause you're one of my best friends in the entire world.

Watson: It's fine Amami.

Detective Pikachu is online

Sherlock is online

Maki: Prepare yourselves he's text-walling

MFSTARBOY: rIP my monitor

Detective Pikachu: KIIBABY! I'm so glad to hear from you I was so worried! Are you hurt? Are you okay? Do you need something? Did someone do something? I don't care who it is and you know I'd never judge you and if you're not comfortable with talking about it that's fine but I need to make sure you know that I love you and I always will and if someone hurts you they'll suffer the wrath of DICE and I will MAKE them cower before me because you deserve the world and if need be I will topple entire countries for you just say the word and it will be done.

Sherlock: Normally I'd tell Kokichi to cool it with the mad dictator talk but I share the sentiment of wanting to c r u s h anyone who hurts you so I'll let it slide. Are you feeling okay? Do you need us to do anything?

UncleBug: Gonta is confused.

UncleHoshi: Note to self: Never make Ouma my enemy and definitely don't anger Saihara

Mother: Everyone knows that Saihara has Serial Killer vibes and messing with him is ill-advised.

MFSTARBOY: My sidekick is very intimidating when he's angry.

PianoMurderer: It's the smile. It's that baby-eating smile that can melt bones and if looks could kill you'd be obliterated instantly

DangerNeedle: "Baby-eating smile" DO I SMELL A REFERENCE

PianoMurderer: not now Tsmugi. (But yes).

DangerNeedle: ((EEEEH!!!))

Watson: I

Watson: I had a realization during my visit to Ibadashi-san and it's screwing with my head.

Sherlock: Mind if I ask what it is?

BestGirl: oh no

Father: Miu?

BestGirl: Hey I'm gonna get my best friend one of those comfy blankets from the lounge and make him some tea holy heck

Watson; I can't die naturally like the rest of you.

Watson: Eventually you all will grow old and I won't. You all will age and change and even though mentally I'll progress with you physically I will always be just like this.

Watson: I am going to be alive when the rest of you are dead. I am going to be at all of my loved one's funerals and be around long after the rest of you are gone and the thought of that is terrifying.

Detective Pikachu: Holy macaroni Kiibo. Oh my god.

Detective Pikachu: That's really heavy and dark and I can't believe you've been dealing with this on your own

Sherlock: And now I'm gonna be up all night. Kiibo I'm so sorry I have no clue what to say that has got to be the worst possible feeling on the planet.

Father: I'm going to just, prepare myself mentally for the talk we're about to have because g o d some wounds are opening that I'd rather stay closed.

Mother: I'm not sure what to do and I hate not knowing what to say

UncleHoshi: oh look an existential crisis f*ck me.

UncleBug: Gonta is sad now.

Maki: Himiko, Tenko, Tsmugi, and Angie are just all silently crying in the living room and Kaito looks like he's about to leave his body this is not good how many of us are having crises.

Mother: Maki are you okay?

Maki: I guess. Mostly just got hit with a lot of buried grief cause you know, Dead parents. Yay angst!

Mother: Stay calm stay calm

Detective Pikachu: Kiibo I want to hug you open your door, please.

Watson: I'm coming right now Ouma be just a second tell me you aren't crying

Detective Pikachu: I can't even bring myself to lie god this is the worst Kiibo I'm so sorry how do I fix this I want to fix this.

Sherlock: Shhh....Everyone take a moment to calm down. We'll meet up later to discuss it.

Watson: Okay..

Sherlock: Kiibo?

Watson: Yes?

Sherlock: You're not alone. We love you and everything will be okay.

Watson: I

Watson: I trust you when you say that.

Sherlock: :)

Watson: ... :)

Sherlock and 2 others are offline

 

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Y'all I need a little break cause I'm kinda tired man. ;-; I expended way too much energy writing yesterday and I burned out.

 

So uh, I thought I'd ask you all, what kind of arcs do you want to see? Angsty or not, either's fine! I want everyone to get a little character development.

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The Chaos Family
6:30 am

Watson: Kaede are you ok?

PianoMurderer: I fell down the stairs trying to sing and nearly died,,,

BestGirl: It's just a broken leg. Drama Queen :p

PianoMurderer: 1, yes I am a QUEEN

PianoMurderer: 2, it still hurt MIU

BestGirl: Next time watch your step lol

PianoMurderer: I will, I will

BestGirl: and DW, it'll heal by March

PianoMurderer: I'm so excited for the play :)

BestGirl: I am too!

DangerNeedle: I've been trying to get Costume to help me out but nOOOO, they all are "busy" every time I try to schedule a meeting.

UncleHoshi: Angie might beat set crew to death if they keep stalling.

Watson: Light crew is functional but for how long? I'm not sure.

UncleHoshi: Trust me once Izuru stop's showing up so will they.

Watson: Trying not to SMACK them is a test of my patient.

UncleHoshi: Honestly if the sound crew doesn't stop arguing I'm gonna make them where a get along t-shirt

DangerNeedle: I should get costume crew to make one

DangerNeedle: Oh wait, they won't because they NEVER LISTEN TO ME

PianoMurderer: That's a lot of sodium Chirren.

BestGirl: OOF! Destructivo!

DangerNeedle: I will lock you in your lab, I have the key.

BestGirl: that's mean!

Watson: So uh, Y'all realize we don't have classes today right?

DangerNeedle: WE DONT?? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED??

PianoMurderer: Nice to know people read my emails. Not like I spend 20 minutes emailing every student in class the agenda every day. Nah, that's not important at all.

UncleHoshi: Wow that is a lot of Salt.

PianoMurderer: I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.

Watson and 2 others are offline

UncleHoshi: I think you destroyed them

PianoMurderer: Of course I did, I'm amazing.

UncleHoshi: Confidence 100

PianoMurderer: Welp, I'm gonna go submit a passive aggressive post to the school's newsboard.

UncleHoshi: "It has come to my attention that students have been failing to receive the daily agenda, blah blah blah, READ YOUR HECKING EMAILS"

PianoMurderer: Precisely.

UncleHoshi: She gets it from Kirumi's side of the family smh

UncleHoshi is offline

Mother: WHY I NEVER- This is unforgivable.

Mother is offline

The Chaos Family
10:30 am

DangerNeedle: Guys can I add one of the 4th years real quick? They need to ask Saihara for his measurements.

Father: Go ahead.

DangerNeedle has added GenericBackgroundCharacter to the chat

GenericBackgroundCharacter: Hey Saihara-kun could you?

Sherlock: Height: 171cm, Chest: 80 cm (32"), Waist: (Generic Number Here)

GenericBackgroundCharacter: Thanks!

AngelHairPasta: I'd like to request a name change!

FunDad: sure thing! I'm on it right now!

FunDad has changed AngelHairPasta's name to Angel

Angel: How much did she give you?

FunDad: Whatever do you mean?

Angel: @Father how much?

FunDad: 10 dollars and a bag of skittles

Angel: He's that easily bribed??

FunDad: EVERY MAN HAS HIS WEAKNESSES ANGIE

Angel: Sigh, my girlfriend is a sap and our Dad is an idiot.

Detective Pikachu is online

Detective Pikachu: Speaking of idiots, where's Kaito?

Sherlock: Kokichi,,,

Watson: Kokichi!

Mother: Son.

UncleHoshi: Kid Istg

Maki: DO YOU WANNA DIE?

UncleBug: Ouma-san! That's not very nice!

Detective Pikachu: ah that's better.

Sherlock: ???

Detective Pikachu: You guys have been handling me with kids gloves since those Social Workers showed up. It's nice to be treated like an adult for once.

Mother: have we been doing that?

Detective Pikachu: Most of you. Miu and Shin-GUCCI weren't doing it.

Father: First of all, How DARE you.

FunDad: He's fuming right now and it's amazing that's his name now.

Father: I will divorce you

FunDad: I have the better lawyer.

Father: rats, foiled again.

Stronkwomanz: WILL THE COUPLES STOP JOKING ABOUT BREAKING UP HIMIKO NEARLY HAS A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME

FellowGremlin: i'm morally obligated to smite all those involved because I'm their friend and they hurt a mutual friend so I have to beat both of them it's a headache

BestGirl: Morals are subjective

Sherlock: Miu, shut up.

BestGirl: :(

PianoMurderer: Fight me Saihara

Sherlock: I don't hit girls.

GenericBackgroundCharacter: But you hit Amami all the time!

Sherlock:

Watson:

Detective Pikachu: EXCUSE ME?

FunDad: Aha guys, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. I'm actually a guy Generic-kun!

GenericBackgroundCharacter: But your birth certificate says female????

FunDad: ...

Father: It also said 5 pounds 6 ounces but a lot changed dipwad.

GenericBackgroundCharacter: If you're born a girl you're a girl. It's not complicated, haven't you ever taken bio???

FunDad: Yes, but that's really not how it works.

Father: I think this conversation should end now, thanks.

GenericBackgroundCharacter: but you've got boobs??? and a vag???

Mother has perma-banned GenericBackgroundCharacter.

Mother: Someone restrain me. Otherwise, I may go to jail today.

Father: I'm going to THROTTLE him.

DangerNeedle: I am so sorry I didn't..he didn't seem like the type!

Angel: It's not your fault, shhh shhh shhh.

Detective Pikachu: I'm gonna call DICE, we're gonna runi this kids life.

Sherlock: He's crying, I don't think Kokichi's gonna do anything today, he's sad.

Father: He's already had a bad day and just...I'm gonna calm him down. I think he just needs space

UncleBug: Does Amami-kun need anything?

Father: I don't know. I'll let you know if you guys can help.

Maki: IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LAWS OF THIS LAND

Sherlock: SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY

Watson: GFDI

Maki: Well, at least today can't get any worse.

Maki is offline

The Idiot Squad
3:30 pm

ImTheMap: Guys guys guys how you tell if someone's having a panic attack

SoraSnobBoy: Mitsuki wtf

Sherlock: Are they hyperventilating? responding to stimuli around them? Do they appear to be trying to make themselves smaller?

ImTheMap: Yes, No, Yes.

Sherlock: That's a panic attack. Ok, so just remind them to breathe and try to talk to them. Don't leave the room without them, don't leave them alone.

ImTheMap: Thank you!

ImTheMap is offline

Sherlock: I hope whomever it is is okay.

Sherlock is offline.

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Mother is online

Mother: My o-key on the computer is stuck :(

Detective Pikachu: ITS ALWAYS THE O-KEY

Sherlock: Mine is being weird too. You have to press down really hard to get it to work

Watson: I could have Miu take a look for you?

Mother: That would be wonderful actually

Watson: i'm on it!

Watson is offline

Mother: That should solve my little issue. Now, back to class!

Sherlock: RIP Amami, his grades shall suffer from this test

Mother: He needs to study.

Sherlock: Study? I ain't ever met the lass

Sherlock is offline

Detective Pikachu: C U R S E D

The Idiot Squad
11:30 am

ImTheMap: Y'all, so you know how Y'all have those memories from like, your past life or whatever?

MFSTARBOY: Oh yeah. Those are wild man.

Maki: "Wild" only you Kaito, only you.

ImTheMap: Well, guess we have officially begun remembering

Sherlock is online

Sherlock: S P I L L

PianoMurderer: he screamed when he read that and now I too, need to scream

DangerNeedle: I scream

FlowerChild: you scream

QueenPrankster: We all scream for

BabyDoll: the inevitable, sweet release of death

DollMaker: And it's ruined.

DDRQueen: M O O D

ImTheMap: Yesterday Tohru and I were just hanging out, doing our normal activities at lunch.

QueenSpiderWeaver: The two of you are such good friends :)

ImTheMap: Yeah, friends.

ImTheMap: Anyways, she got really quiet and ended up having a panic attack...

Sherlock: ah, so that's who it was. How did she fare?

ImTheMap: she had to go home arly, she looked like death warmed over tbh

Sherlock: So what did she remember?

ImTheMap: Uh @Traitor you're gonna wanna here this.

Traitor: Yes?

ImTheMap: She remembered finding Alex's body...in the cafeteria...stabbed through the neck with a kitchen knife

SHSLConcern: W H A T

Traitor: Okay wow. That's uh

Sherlock: I suddenly want to go bring her tea.

Mother: Where do you guys live?

Detective Pikachu: ^^^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!

ImTheMap: Uh, she's at school right now so maybe visit later? I'll dm you the address.

Mother: Thank you. I'm sending good thoughts her way.

ImTheMap: I'll let her know :/ Have a good day!

Mother: you too!

Mother and 2 others are offline

The Chaos Family
2:30 pm

Angel: Hey Kaito where were you yesterday?

MFSTARBOY: I went to visit my granddad in the hospital. He's having heart problems?

Angel: How long?

MFSTARBOY: Doctors say he might get another week or two.

Angel: I

Angel: I meant how long he's had heart problems but f u c k man, I'm so sorry

MFSTARBOY: it's no one's fault. He's lived a long life.

Angel: Do you need anything?

MFSTARBOY: Just time I suppose. I knew I'd lose him eventually. I just... I wish he'd be around to see me graduate you know?

Angel: @Maki where the heck are you

Maki: I'm off campus, Ouma and I are babysitting for the orphanage god Kaito you should have said something I would have stayed.

MFSTARBOY: No, I'm fine. Gotta be there for Gran anyways, and you know those kids need you around

Maki: Still...

FunDad: Kid open your dorm

MFSTARBOY: Why do I hear barking?

MFSTARBOY: cowboytuna.jpg

MFSTARBOY: I love him so much oml

Father is online

Father: Thought that might help. Nobody can cry when Tuna's around.

UncleBug; Does Momota-san need a hug?

UncleHoshi: Support 101

UncleBug: Momota-san needs a hug

MFSTARBOY: god you guys you don't have to do this I'm fine

BestGirl is online

BestGirl: I DETECT A LIE

BestGirl: BEEP BOOP THAT'S BS LET US SUPPORT YOU GFDI

MFSTARBOY: That's annoyingly endearing

BestGirl: Oh ok f u too

PianoMurderer: Why has everything been so sad lately?

UncleHoshi: Maybe the author just craved a lil angst

DangerNeedle: NO BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

Shelly is online

Shelly: you rang?

FunDad: Hey Author-chan?

Shelly: Yes?

FunDad: Why must we suffer?

Shelly: Because I love you guys you silly goose!

Shelly is offline

FunDad: I

Father: Don't ask. Let's just watch a couple movies and comfort Kaito

FunDad: Sounds like a plan :P

Father and 2 others are offline

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No chapter today! I'm taking a lil break cause I have things to do, and I'd like to just chill today :D

Chapter Text

I have a whole bunch of work to do today, so I'm not going to have time to write. But anyways, happy birthday Maki!

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The Chaos Family
7:24 am

Sherlock: Y'all ever just want to punch someone for no reason?

Maki: All the time.

Sherlock: I've woken up in a foul mood and it's not fun

Sherlock: Kokichi's been hovering and istg the urge to pitch myself out the window is strong today

Maki: He can sense your worry, just chill

MFSTARBOY is online

MFSTARBOY: So I too am going to deck someone

Maki: Why?

MFSTARBOY: this ass from Class 76 won't stop fucking screaming about his game

Sherlock: Oh rip

Maki: I can take care of it?

MFSTARBOY: No I'm on it.

Sherlock: Okay :/

MFSTARBOY is offline

Maki: Sigh, that idiot.

Sherlock: He's reckless smh

Maki; So, you ready for Valentine's day?

Sherlock: I guess??

Sherlock: Gifts have been prepped so I'm sure we're ready :p. And you?

Maki: I'm ready on my end

Maki: I'm gonna go get breakfast. See you later?

Sherlock; See you.

Maki is offline

The Chaos Family
9:02 am

Angel: "What'e on fire?" 'Garbage.' "ISTG of you're on fire Ouma-" 'Hahahaha no it's just my computet lol" "GFDI"

DangerNeedle: Oh :/ oof

Angel: Mom looks so pissed rofl

DangerNeedle: Hopefully his laptop is okay

BestGirl: Yeah no. He used it so much the processor exploded.

Watson: How is that physically possible?

Angel: He's Ouma

DangerNeedle: Pffft, "Ouma" is the best excuse for everything :P

Sherlock is online

Sherlock: Oh really? Why is that Shirogane-san? :)

DangerNeedle: sTOP THAT!

Sherlock: Stop what? :)

Watson: Omfg this dork

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Angel: :)

Sherlock: :)

Father: Why are you two like this?

Angel: I dunno

Sherlock: Trauma

Father:

Sherlock:

Angel:

Watson:

DangerNeedle:

Father: So, your mother wanted me to let everyone know that we're doing movie night tonight and everyone needs to agree on the list

Watson: Brb telling Kokichi we're not watching Frozen

Sherlock: He must really hate us huh?

Watson: he's a spite filled asshole but he's *my* spitefilled asshole

Angel: Mood

DangerNeedle: We should watch! Sailor Moon!

Father: "Not again we've seen it 17 times this week!"- Hoshi

DangerNeedle: Whatever bitter old man :p

FellowGremlin is online

FellowGremlin: HALT! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW.

DangerNeedle: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

DangerNeedle is offline

Sherlock: SMH these kids.

Sherlock is offline

Father: It's too early for this

Watson: Same

Father is offline

The Chaos Family
2:34 pm

Stronkwomanz: @UncleHoshi Wtf just happened where are we going?

UncleHoshi is online

UncleHoshi: Mom and Maki are takimg Kaito to the hospital. It's his granddad. Doctor's think he has maybe a few more hours to livw.

Stronkwomanz: Holy fucking shit.

FunDad: He looks so hurt I want to hug him

UncleHoshi: Also please tell your girlfriend to stop hitting Ouma it is not "a stress reliever" it's bullying

Stronkwomanz: Kaede hits me all the time tho

UncleHoshi: Yeah but she does it out of love Himiko's just screaming and smacking Ouma for no reason

Stronkwomanz: Fine, but only cause Miu's threating to bury her alive :/

UncleHoshi: I never get any rest with you folks around

UncleHoshi is offline

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The Chaos Family

2:30 am



FunDad is online

FunDad: Anyone else having trouble sleeping?

UncleHoshi: Resident insomniac over here

FunDad: Gonta's gonna be upset with you for not sleeping :P

UncleHoshi: I've given up hope of having a decent sleep schedule by this point man

FunDad: mOOD. My meds stop working randomly so it's like playing Russian Roulette except it's not lethal just sucky

UncleHoshi: Russian Roulette But With Nerf Guns

FunDad: We should start a youtube channel

UncleHoshi: "Hopes Peak Academy Conspiracy Theorists" wants to know your location



Detective Pikachu is online



Detective Pikachu: I hate those guys! They're super mean to me in all their videos and they think ghosts are real! Everyone knows ghosts are just scary stories you tell your kids to stop them from leaving the house and calling the cops when you've been drinking and beating your wife

UncleHoshi:

FunDad: Your trauma's showing Ouma

Detective Pikachu: sorry, I get like that when I haven't slept



FunDad has changed Detective Pikachu's name to Skeptic



Skeptic: Okay then

Skeptic: Anyways, go to bed Amami before I wake up Dad

FunDad: You wouldn't dare

Skeptic: RING DING DING DING DINGDINGDINGDaDINGDING THIS MF RING TONE THAT I SING

FunDad: I cannot believe that's his ringtone for you

FunDad; K i'm being dragged back to bed Hoshi you better run before Ouma takes you down too

UncleHoshi: I've already called Kiibo

Skeptic: TRAITOR

UncleHoshi: Peace out homie



UncleHoshi is online



Skeptic: Such betrayal ;-;



Skeptic is offline

 


The Disaster Bis
6:30 am



Bean: Hey Kaito, how you feeling?

Russia's: Not well. It...it hurts. It really really hurts Kaede

Bean: I know Kaito, I know. I'm sorry this is happening and i'm so sorry for your loss. We'll be here for you so let us know if you need anything

UWU: Hey, you want some pancakes? I made this machine that makes perfect pancakes come eat pancakes

Ra-Ra Rasputine: Hey I'm going to bring finger paints into English class and see how long the teacher takes to notice us painting her

Smallest: it's your funeral

Ra-Ra Rasputine: HEY UH, LANGUAGE

Smallest: Ah heck. Sorry Kaito, that was insensitive of me.

Russia's: It's fine. Miu, I'm coming down for pancakes

UWU: See you then.



UWU is offline



Ra-Ra Rasputine: Rest in piece Momota-san

Bean: Hey Kaito we appreciate you

Russia's: Thank you



Russia's is offline



The Chaos Family
10:30 am



Mother: Of all the days for your guy's antics

Maki: For once, I am innocent

Stronkwomanz: Same!

Angel: I sadly cannot say the same thing

Father: Neither can i

Mother: Amami is a terrible influence on you

FunDad: Ouch!

Skeptic: Don't be a weenie Amami-chan!

Watson: Why are you using the feminine honorific for Amami-san?

Skeptic: I do it with everyone :P Amami-chan told me he didn't mind it

FunDad: He also refers to me as "hunky boy" so I can't really complain

Skeptic: Amami has THIGHS FOR DAYS

Father: are you hitting on my boyfriend??

Maki: This is highly amusing

BestGirl: Ouma "Wow that boy has thighs" Dad: MCSCUSE ME

Father; Cursed

PianoMurderer: he would never cheat! He gushes too hard about how beautiful his boyfriends'' eyes are and how Kiibo has "legs for miles"

Skeptic: sTOP I HAVE A REPUTATION

Angel: Maki ghostwrote that

Maki: H E Y

DangerNeedle: Costume crew has me considering the 1st degree

Watson: Mood except for its light crew

Sherlock: Mood except it's the actors

Mother: Mood except it's my kids

Watson: Oh okay then

Angel: Somewhere, someone is weeping

MFSTARBOY: Sorry, didn't think I was that loud

Maki: Stay where you are I am coming right now

MFSTARBOY: Okay I guess

UncleBug: Does Momota-san need a hug?

MFSTARBOY:...

MFSTARBOY: Yes

UncleBug: Gonta will be right there! :D



UncleBug is offline



DangerNeedle: We don't deserve him

Mother: Now that is a mood



EVERYONE IS DEAD MOM HAS MURDERED THEM



Mother: That's an exaggeration. They just went offline :/



NOPE THEY'RE FREAKING DEAD MOM



Mother: I am rolling my eyes right now.



OH OKAY THEN QAQ



The Author is offline



Mother: Drama Queen



Mother is offline



The Chaos Family
2:35 pm



MFSTARBOY: You guys are invited to my granddad's funeral

UncleHoshi: We wouldn't miss it for the world kid

Mother: We all love you Kaito

Father: It never stops hurting but it will get better, I promise

MFSTARBOY: Thank you, guys.

FunDad: Let's go get ice cream as a family. We need it

MFSTARBOY: :)

Mother: <33333333

Father: Don't make me do it

FunDad: <3333333

Father: Ugh, fine.

Father: <3

MFSTARBOY: Ok but brb what the fRICK is this thing

MFSTARBOYwtf.jpg

UncleHoshi: MIU

BestGirl: IM SORRY IT WAS A HALLOWEEN PRANK GONE WRONG

Mother: It must burn

BestGirl: Fair enough



Mother is offline

 

MFSTARBOY: let's just go get ice cream



MFSTARBOY is offline

 

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The l key on my computer is broken and it'hs hard to write long chapters on my phone, so I'm taking a break today. It should be fixed tomorrow tho

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The Chaos Family
9:35 am



Mother: Whomst the fuck is playing Cooking By the Book ft. Lil John.


MFSTARBOY: I have no clue but they need to be stopped



S keptic is online



Skeptic: I SHALL NEVER BE STOPPED

Mother: Ouma.

Skeptic: NEVER I TELL YOU! NEVER!!!?

MFSTARBOY: You're such a meme dude

Skeptic: Why thank you!

Mother: Will you two please pay attention to Chem? You're gonna fail.

Skeptic: Fineee.

MFSTARBOY: I'm in Physics.

Mother: Pay attention to that as well.

MFSTARBOY: Paying attention is overrated.

Mother: STUDY

MFSTARBOY: Okay okay. :)



MFSTARBOY and 2 others are offline.




The Chaos Family
12:30 pm



Angel: Hey @MFSTARBOY how are you feeling?

MFSTARBOY: It hurts, but uh, I guess I'm a little better. I miss him.

Angel: I get that. You'll let us know if you need anything right?

MFSTARBOY: I will.

Angel; :)

FunDad: Hey guys uh, so there's another huge ass fight and this time none of our class is involved!

Angel: That's a first.

MFSTARBOY; So uh, what happened?

PianoMurderer: You know that 4th year that was being Transphobic towards Amami-kun?

FunDad: The 3rd years caught wind of it so their reps went to tell him off and the other 4th years got defensive...then one of the girl's bitch slapped Chiaki.

Angel: OMG THEY DID NOT

MFSTARBOY: Damn I wish I had seen that



Sherlock is online



Sherlock: WORLDSTAR.mp4

MFSTARBOY: DNDNDNDNDNDNDNDND THAT'S AWESOME

Sherlock: Hinata tackled the girl and then everyone else from their classes got involved. Teruteru has kicked out the window aGAIN

FunDad: RIP our janitor

Angel: He's gonna blow a fuse

Sherlock: Anyways, just thought that would entertain you all. Miu and Kokichi are taking bets with the 2nd years

MFSTARBOY: Of course they are, lol.

PianoMurderer: Anyways, @FellowGremlin, @Stronkwomanz do you wanna go get coffee with me?



FellowGremlin and 1 others are online

 



Stronkwomanz: I'm down lol, do you want to bring Tsmugi and Angie with us?

FellowGremlin: I too, am up for some delicious caffeine goodness

PianoMurderer: I'm cool if they wanna come too, @Angel?

Angel: I'm in, lemme see if Tsmu wants to come



Angel is offline

 


FunDad: I'm gonna go pick up lunch, @Father are you coming with?



Father is online

 



Father: I'm currently assisting Hoshi and Gonta with something, are you okay with going alone?

FunDad: Yeah man, you know I don't mind. The usual?

Father: Yes, the usual, please.

FunDad: One usual coming your way in like 20 minutes

Mother: While you're at, will you pick up the mail?

FunDad: No problem.

Father: now, back to setting up whatever this thing is.

FellowGremlin: Okay, now I'm curious. When we get back babe we have to go check on Hoshi and Gonta.

Stronkwomanz: If you insist :)



Watson and 2 others are online

 



Watson: So Kokichi just won 400 dollars,,,

Skeptic: WOOO! I made money! I'm getting dinner tonight <3

BestGirl: RIP

PianoMurderer: Miu, you coming with us for coffee?

BestGirl: Sure, are we going to Dawnfawn?

PianoMurderer: That's the only coffee shop I go to.

Stronkwomanz: I've never had them, is it any good?

MFSTARBOY: THEY HAVE THE BEST EXPRESSO I'VE EVER HAD

FellowGremlin: Babe their mochas are just out of this world

Skeptic: Ooooh, DawnFawn? I prefer MoonDeer.

Watson: that's improper capitalization

Sherlock: r/walkingdictionary



Angel is online

 


Angel: Tsmu said she's in, also we're taking Maki cause she's never had DawnFawn and that's a crime

PianoMurderer: you okay with us abducting Maki, Kaito?

MFSTARBOY: Please, she's been really stressed since Grandpa died and she *needs* a break.

Angel: Then it's official. DawnFawn away!



PianoMurderer and 4 others are offline

 



FunDad: I'll be going now.

Father: Okay, drive safe!

FunDad: I will.



FunDad is offline

 



The Chaos Family
3:54 pm



UncleHoshi and 2 others are online

 



UncleHoshi: It has been completed

UncleBug: Gonta thinks setting the board up was a great idea!

PianoMurderer: Do my eyes deceive me or is that a mock quest board??

UncleHoshi: It was Tsmugi's idea

DangerNeedle: Now we have somewhere to ask people to do things!

Maki: That's a good idea. Now we can like, ask for tutoring formally instead of cornering the smart people.

Mother: It's a godsend

Skeptic: BRB Gonna go put puns up on it

Mother: Ouma,,,

Skeptic: sorry Mom, duty calls!

UncleHoshI: And yet again we cannot have nice things

Watson: BRB, gonna leave a passive aggressive request for Light Crew to actually show up to meetings

Angel: Oh, I'm gonna do that for set crew!

Maki: @thecast COME TO REHEARSAL ON TIME AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PRACTICE YOUR LINES

Sherlock: Amami, Kaede and I are hard carrying the cast

FunDad: RIP our director, for he's gone insane

PianoMurderer: Hopefully he doesn't like, die,,,,

Sherlock: Welp, we have rehearsal today so let's book it

Skeptic; Okay, so Light Crew is in the theater, dress/makeup is in the cafeteria and set crew is outside

Angel; It's raining tho

Skeptic: "Figure it out"- Our loving, kind director

Angel: SIGH, guess I'm setting up tarps AGAIN

BestGirl: I can help?

Angel: please and thank you

BestGirl: DISBAND FOLKS



Everyone has gone offline



Chapter Text

The chapter I wrote is actually garbage and I can't post it. I'm so sorry guys, this week has been tough for me :/ . I promise a chapter tomorrow!

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The Chaos Family
2:30 am

FellowGremlin: Sleep evades me

BestGirl: Lol same tho

DangerNeedle: I too, am awake

Angel: Sleep is a myth

PianoMurderer: Are All the girls awake??

Stronkwomanz: Mayhaps

Mother: How will I explain this tomorrow??

Maki: We don't. We simply suffer in silence

Angel: Big mood

PianoMurderer: We have all day rehearsal today too RIP

DangerNeedle: F that I want coffee

Angel: sAME

BestGirl: Well, I'm gonna chill with my baby UWU

Maki: Your baby?

BestGirl: https://discordapp.com/channels/536213544966815766/536223097926189068

Maki: WTF

PianoMurderer: I CAN NEVER REST

DangerNeedle: Neither can I lol

Angel: It's a curse

BestGirl: How dare you! I love my long boi

PianoMurderer: Sometimes I wonder why I date you

BestGirl: Wow, hurtful.

Mother: Does that actually make you feel bad?

BestGirl: A little.

PianoMurderer: OMG I'm so sorry babe, you know I didn't mean it but I swear I'll never say it again!

BestGirl: Thank you.

Stronkwomanz: Soft lesbians is my aesthetic.

FellowGremlin: my aesthetic is doing a science project in 2 days because you procrastinated.

BestGirl: Need some help?

FellowGremlin: Please I'm surviving off of nothing but spite and it's all so hard *sobs*.

Maki: Mood.

Stronkwomanz: Hey Maki, can you help me with my English homework?

Maki: Fine, fine. I'll be over in a second

Mother: Please attempt to get at least a little sleep.

Angel: We can make no promises.

Mother: fair enough.

Mother is offline

The Chaos Family
9:30 am

FunDad: HOW CAN IT BE?? The most responsible of us all was up late?? The blasphemy!

Skeptic: We get it, you have an extensive vocabulary! Can you please stop?? For the love of god if I hear any more Shakespearian English today I'll go mad!!!

Father: I actually think it's nice

DangerNeedle: Yeah but you study old junk for a living.

Angel: THAT'S WHAT SHEdjefwoi-3]2porfr3]5fe

UncleHoshi: Claimed. She'll get it back after lunch

UncleBug: Gonta no understand, what did she do??

Skeptic: It's nothing Gonta

Sherlock is online

Sherlock: Watson might get in a fist fight with Souda again lol

FunDad: Again??

Father: Bedazzler?

Sherlock: Bedazzler.

Skeptic: I'm gonna go cheer him on :))

UncleHoshi: You do that

Sherlock: Hopefully he doesn't murder Souda, I think Sonia would take offense to that.

Skeptic: I wouldn't want to hurt our Poly Queen (^0^)/

Sherlock: All hail the Poly Queen! \(0W0)/

UncleHoshi: That emoji is cursed

FunDad: Hey Y'all I'm gonna eat this cake hope no one was saving it.

Father: why aren't you in class??

FunDad: I've been shot.

Father: ah ok, hope you feel better soon.

FunDad: Thanks <333

FunDad is offline

Skeptic; WTF

Sherlock: I'll explain later, tAKE NOTES

Skeptic: Notes are for chumps

Father: and people hoping to pass the finals

Skeptic:...

Skeptic is offline

Sherlock: DesTROYED

Sherlock and 1 other are offline.


The Idiot Squad
11:30 am

CodeOverMen: WE SHOULD MAKE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!!!!

UncleHoshi: Top 10 phrases that strike fear into the hearts of parents

Father: Don't we already stream on Twitch occasionally? Is that not enough for you??

CodeOverMen: we could name it Control Alt Yeet

SoraSnobBoy: That is, how do you say, CURSED

Skeptic: I'm so proud *sniffles*

Sherlock: Don't be, Ito's a jerk

SoraSnobBoy: WHY I NEVER

Traitor: -get laid

CodeOverMen: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Watson: Dang Alex in with the clutch *prayer hands*

Sherlock: That's a high five though

Father: Wrong.

UncleHoshi: Anyways, we are not naming the hypothetical youtube channel Control Alt Yeet

BestGirl: Oh shoot we're not?

Traitor: Are we not making a Youtube?

CodeOverMen: C'mon! It'd be a blast!

QueenPrankster: Literally.

QueenSpiderWeaver: No blowing things up.

BabyDoll: Awwww

BestGirl: Awww

Angel: Awwww

QueenPrankster: Awww

Mother: JFC

FlightDad: No explosions we can't afford more bills

Sherlock: April is gonna literally destroy HPA

Skeptic: IT WILL AND I CANNOT WAIT

Maki: I can

MFSTARBOY: ^^^^^^

FlightDad: I should drop out

SoraSnobBoy: No don't we kinda need a responsible human being

FilmQueen: WOW LOOK A RARE SOFT BOY SORA

JewelsAndDeath: Cute UWU

SoraSnobBoy is offline

Skeptic: Y'all fricking killed him lmao

The Chaos Family
3:45 pm

PianoMurderer: Why are the sprinklers going off?

Father: Fire.

PianoMurderer: oh ok. Whose fixing it?

Father: Kiibo.

PianoMurderer: Well, we need set crew in the theatre so let them know when it's over.

Father: Okay, have fun strangling your vocal cords/

PianoMurderer: Will do.

PianoMurderer is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

DangerNeedle: Why did Amami tell me he's been shot?? Am I missing something here??

Father: It's code for "I have to go redo my T shots".

DangerNeedle: Ooooh! That makes more sense

DangerNeedle: So anyways, are you excited to be a second year???

Father: I guess.

Father: Rantarou's way more excited than I am

DangerNeedle: He always was the class's favorite

Mother: 👀

DangerNeedle: Besides you Mom.

Mother: 🙂

DangerNeedle: Anyways, so we're all doing splatfest right now. Gonta is apparently a god at Splatoon

Father: Hoshi still can't beat him and it is hilarious to watch Kokichu try to win against Gonta

Mother: Well, I'm glad they're having fun


DangerNeedle: So am I. I have to go visit my Dad today. Keep an eye on Angie for me?

Father: Will do. She won't blow anything up on our watch.

DangerNeedle: :)

DangerNeedle is offline

Mother; Nice lie there.

Father: Like we can control *Angie* of all people.

Father is offline

The Chaos Family
11:45 pm

PianoMurderer: It's oddly cold in here. Is the heater broken?

Sherlock: Maybe. Miu went downstairs to check.

Watson: This is the perfect time to test out my heating function!

PianoMurderer: ???

Watson: Please give me aproximentaly 4.057 seconds!

Maki: Sometimes I forget he's a robot

MFSTARBOY: We all do lol

Skeptic: OMFG YOU GUYS HE'S SO WARM ITS LIKE HUGGING A NICE SUNNY DAY

Sherlock: K I'm never moving ever again

Maki: This is oddly pure,,,

Watson: I'm happy this function is of use!

BestGirl is online

BestGirl: Heater's busted. I'm gonna call Souda down here to fix it, should take like 20 minutes tops.

PianoMurderer: Understood. Hurry back will you? <3

BestGirl: Don't worry, I will <3

FellowGremlin: God this is pure

MFSTARBOY: Grandma called. Funeral is next Thursday

Skeptic: We'll be there.

Sherlock: Fighting the urge to hover over you is a difficult task but I am my own master

FellowGremlin: Don't forget we're all just seconds away if you need anything.

MFSTARBOY: I know. Thank you guys :)

Sherlock: It's really nothing aha

BestGirl: We're all happy to help!

BestGirl: :))))

MFSTARBOY: Y'know Miu, you're not that bad.

BestGirl: Nice to hear that.

BestGirl is offline

Watson: Well, we should all take a break abe get lunch. I'm thinking Ramen?

Skeptic: Ooooh, I know a place!

Sherlock: I'll pay

Angel is online

Angel: I'm paying.

Angel is offline

Sherlock: Can't argue with that I guess.

Sherlock is offline

The Chaos Family
1:46 pm

FunDad: They're all having so much fun playing Monoply :))

Stronkwomanz: Kaito literally just threatened to take all of Ouma's bones.

FunDad: They're such good friends :)

Stronkwomanz: Yeah well, have you seen the newest HPA Conspiracy Theory??

FunDad: No.

Angel; I have!

Skeptic: I hate it. I want the people who came up with it to drop dead.

Angel: Okay then...

Angel: "Is Miu secretly cheating on Kaede?" is such tabloid drivel.

Sherlock: Miu looked very upset, she cursed for about an hour and now she's being extra lovey-dovey with Kaede and posting passive-agressively to all her social media dndndndnd

PianoMurderer: This might just be the best day of my life my gf is so fucking cute

Skeptic: Still. We should get them on defamation!

Maki: We'd probably lose our case tbh

FunDad: Ugh, did you see the "Is Amami Really Trans?" theory? They just kept saying "Amami likes X so he must really be a female
looking for attention" and I want to chuck bricks at them

Father: I was unaware of that one. Now I am. I don't suppose they live nearby?

UncleHoshi: That's code for "goodbye shins".

Skeptic: "Is Ouma deserving of Love?" That one was literally just a personal attack like

Maki: the streets will be paved in blood

MFSTARBOY: WHERED YOU GUYS GO??

Angel: We're all just discussing the shitty assholes known as "Hopes Peak Academy Conspiracy Theorists".

Sherlock: "Is Kiibo haunted?" was such a fucking riot tho.

Watson: Tempted to fuck with them by tweeting out a vague smiley face.

Sherlock: I say we start our own youtube channel and "review" all their theories.

Sherlock: I'm a detective. It's in my blood

Mother: If we do that, every class in HPA will want to start posting there

Skeptic: You know, actual content from HPA students might steal their fanbase...

Sherlock: It's done

Sherlock: Let's go fuck it up.

Maki: Time to binge bad theories!

FunDad: This is gonna be a long day.

UncleHoshi and 11 others are offline

The Chaos Family
10:12 pm

DangerNeedle: Hey guys, how are you all?

UncleHoshi: Everyone is huddled in the living room, setting up the channel. Tomorrow we record a review on 20 different theories.

DangerNeedle: DM me the ones I need to watch. This is gonna be so much fun

UncleHoshi: Welcome aboard soldier.

UncleBug: Hoshi, shouldn't everyone go to bed soon?

UncleHoshi: 20 more minutes Gonta.

UncleBug: Okay!

UncleBug: :D

UncleHoshi: So cute god

UncleBug: :DDDD

UncleHoshi is offline

DangerNeedle; Best couple in the class.

DangerNeedle and 1 others are offline

 

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The Chaos Family
7:30 am

FunDad: It's time. Today marks the day that we shall bring down HPA conspiracy theories

Skeptic: Wow, that sounds so formal lol

FunDad: We're going to wreck their little show

Father: I can't wait to see their reactions

Mother: Miu is currently setting everything up.

BestGirl: we should be ready to go soon!!!

DangerNeedle: Oh! We should totally use this channel to showcase our talents too! I have several cosplays I'd like to show off

Angel: I could be the next Bob Ross

FunDad: Nobody can be the next Bob Ross. He is one of a kind

Skeptic: Preach!

Watson: Maybe for our next video we could play Mario Kart?

Sherlock: Himiko's posting Splatfest highlights tomorrow

Watson: She's team Waffle Scum anyways

Sherlock: wow okay, I was team Waffe

Skeptic: Traitor

Maki: We are not having this fight, can it.

FellowGremlin: What videos are we doing?

Stronkwomanz: ^^^^

FunDad: Hold on, I have the list somewhere

Angel: Are you almost done setting up Miu?

BestGirl: 3 more minutes

PianoMurderer: I can't wait!

FunDad: 1."Is Miu cheating on Kaede?"
2. "Is Ouma deserving of love?"
3. "Is Amami Really Trans?"
4. "Is Kiibo Haunted?"
5. Is Chiaki a Furry?
6. Is Komaeda Sans?
Is Chihiro is a prostitute?
Is Maki planning on murdering the entire class?
Is Ishimaru secretly a pervert?
Is Kaito an android?
Is Hajime Izuru's twin brother?
Is Mondo a Jojo fan?
Is Makoto secretly a girl?
Is Shuichi a satanist because he wears black?
Is Kirumi a maid cafe worker?
Is Himiko actually the ultimate sleeper?
Is Junko secretly a criminal mastermind?
Is Mukuro secretly Junko's sidekick of crimes?
How much does TeruTeru eat when nobody is looking?

MFSTARBOY: Is Kaito an Android was such an odd theory

FunDad: All their theories are stupid

UncleHoshi: normally I'd say be nice but...

UncleBug: Gonta excited!

BestGirl: We start filming in 5 make yourself presentable boys

UncleHoshi: it's show time

Skeptic: Does my hair look okay?

Sherlock: You look fine babe

Skeptic: :)

Skeptic and 15 others are offline

The Chaos Family
11:32 am

Watson: Editing is hard work, huh?

Mother: My ears hurt from all the screaming you kids did

Skeptic: Sorry mom, but I get really passionate about my theories

Watson: Saihara looks like he's gonna punt the computer

Angel: He better not! I spent good money on that!

Mother: He won't, don't worry Angie

UncleBug: Gonta thinks we should take a break and have lunch!

Skeptic: Good idea. We need to feed Maki before she kills someone

Mother: No guarantee that that'll stop her.

Skeptic: True, true.

Angel: I think I'll make Katsudon.

UncleHoshi: Did someone say Katsudon???

Angel: I did.

UncleHoshi: You're my favorite kid now.

Skeptic: Awww man :(

Angel: oh hush, everyone knows your Mom's favorite.

UncleHoshi: ^^^

UncleBug: But Gonta thought Moms weren't supposed to have favorites?

Mother: You're right Gonta. I don't.

Angel: It's Ouma isn't it?

Mother:

Mother: perhaps.

Skeptic: AWWWWW, MOM!!!!

Skeptic: I feel so blessed!

Angel: Be grateful you brat

Watson: Watch yourself, Angie

Angel: I will Kiibo! I'll go make lunch now.

Mother: Do you require assistance?

Angel: Nope! You just relax, I've got this!

Angel is offline

UncleBug: Gonta thinks Yumeno-san and Saihara-san are almsot done with editing

Skeptic: I'll go check!

Skeptic is offline

Mother: I think I'll make some tea

UncleHoshi: I'm gonna rewatch Infinity War.

Watson: Why???

UncleHoshi: I like to suffer.

UncleBug: D:

UncleHoshi: Kidding, i think i'll watch re-runs of Spongebob

UncleBug: :D

Skeptic is online

Skeptic; They're done ediiting, we just need to render and post now!

Skeptic: It's gonna take awhile though

UncleHoshi: That's cool.Tell them to take a break and eat.

Skeptic: Will do!

Skeptic is offline

The Chaos Family
7: 08 pm

FellowGremlin: That took so long!

Stronkwomanz: At least it's over now

PianoMurderer: now, we wait/

BestGirl: We should totally play Mario Kart tonight!

Stronkwomanz: Sounds good to me

Maki: I'm going to bed

BestGirl: Kaito's tired?

Maki: He's about to pass out.

Stronkwomanz: Well, goodnight then!

Maki: Night.

Maki is offline




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The Chaos Family
7:30 am

Mother: Morning class. I've made pancakes if any of you are hungry!'

UncleHoshi: You *better* be hungry folks

UncleBug: breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Skeptic: no, that's second lunch.

Skeptic: Also, uh, DICE wants to see you guys soon?? I'm thinking on Saturday??

Watson: I'd love to meet DICE! Your family = my family

Sherlock: GUYS SOMEONE ONLINE TOLD ME THEY SPEAK FLUENT SPANISH

Stronkwomanz: And?

Sherlock: TheY SAID THAT "Oh my god" is TU ENSALADA

Skeptic:

Skeptic: YOUR SALAD

Watson: OMG YOUR SALAD

BestGirl: BRB MAKING A NEW ROLE

PianoMurderer: TU ENSALADA

UncleHoshi: Wow you hang out with idiots

BestGirl: He hangs out with us tho

UncleHoshi: Did I fricking stutter?

Stronkwomanz: "fricking"

UncleBug: Gonta thinks class is going to start soon.

PianoMurderer: Heads up, we have an English essay due today

BestGirl: *stares at 3/6 pages I have completed*

PianoMurderer: What's the point of rough drafts?? Like no, I'm writing the final draft and doing 0 editing because I live on the edge

Sherlock: of passing.

Watson: Akamatsu-san, shall I activate my health care protocol? You seem to have suffered from 3rd-degree burns.

Skeptic: God I love you.

Stronkwomanz: *Ensalada

Skeptic; DNDNDNDNDnd

Sherlock: I love this group chat

Mother: We get it, now get to class before you're late.

Mother: Ouma finish chewing that bite before you leave the table you will choke if you try to sprint while eating

Skeptic: K, done

Mother: Open your mouth.

Skeptic: No

Mother: FINISH CHEWING

Skeptic: Fiiiine, there you happy?

Mother: Yes, thank you.

Skeptic: geez having a mom is so tough :/

UncleBug: At least Ouma-san has someone to care for him!

Skeptic: Yeah,,,,, God I've gone soft. I need to go out and vandalize something

Sherlock: Of course you did

Watson: I date these fools

BestGirl: Takes one to know one ;)

BestGirl is offline

Watson: Of course.

Watson and 7 others are offline

The Chaos Family
10:46 am

FunDad: the comments on our first youtube video are wild Y'all

Father: Also be prepared, both the Splatfest reel and some weird vlog the 77th and 78th did are going live in like, an hour.

FellowGremlin: WE SHOULD DO WEEKLY VLOGS

DangerNeedle: We could film random moments and compile them into a corny video

Skeptic: can't forget that F2U music folks :))

Angel: All I know is that our class has been coerced into posting twice a week so my life'll be hell

FunDad: But guys seriously this comment section is wild rofl

Maki: My faith in humanity diminishes every time I scroll down.

MFSTARBOY: Youtube comment sections in a nutshell.

FunDad: "chiaki_lover49: Saihara looked so offended by the second theory's mere existence. Like, I know I headcanon him as an overprotective boyfriend but to see it in action is just startling,"

Sherlock: Did I look mad??

Angel: Baby-eating smile man.

Father: not to be confused with the baby-kissing smile politicians have

MFSTARBOY: That just sounds wrong...

FellowGremlin: ???

UncleBug: Gonta is also confused

BestGirl: What's wrong with kissing babies? Babies are adorable and deserve all the love and affection in the world

Watson: Do you mean: Gonta Gokuhara?

Mother: Expected

Mother: Not encouraged but expected

Stronkwomanz: "TENKOSMASHPIKA: Finally! Someone denounced their Amami theory as poorly disguised Transphobia. Sometimes I'm disappointed in this fandom smh."

UncleHoshi: Still weird to think we have a fandom

Mother: Tumblr is a minefield. A minefield people.

UncleBug: Tumblr has bombs???

BestGirl: No Gonta.

PianoMurderer: Maybe if you look hard enough.

Sherlock: That was low hanging fruit and you know it.

PianoMurderer: :P

Maki: " totally_not_tohru_tanaka: Miu would never cheat on Kaede! HPA Conspiracy Theories, turn on your location I just wanna have a lil talk."

MFSTARBOY: That theory made me so angry ugh

Skeptic: My favorite quote from the video has to be when Dad said: "Miu can't even spell the word "fried" correctly and you guys think she's smart enough to cheat on Kaede and not get caught? Come grade her papers for a bit, you'll get the idea."

BestGirl: I'm smart, I'm just better at like, building things and math and science than like, English and Social Ques.

MFSTARBOY: MOOD

FellowGremlin: GUYS "sans_is_ness: Anyone else notice how the Komaeda is Sans theories didn't even get debunked?? Komaeda is Sans confirmed."

Sherlock: Hajime couldn't stop laughing when I showed him that clip

Sherlock: Also "Hajime_Offical: @HPACONSPIRACY I wonder why Izuru and I look so similar?? I mean, it's got to be a coincidence. It's not like we share 90% of our DNA. It's not like we are *literally* cousins. Also, it's *they you heathens."

BestGirl: These comments are wild though. Everyone is so mad at the "Is Chihiro pr&stitue" theory, poor Chiaki is being blasted as a furry, everyone is sure Kiibo is haunted and Kaito's an android too.

Maki: "Is Maki planning on murdering the entire class?" No, but thanks for the idea." is the best quote hands down

Skeptic: Biased so it doesn't count

FunDad: Anyways, we ought to head to lunch soon. After classes are over, we all have rehearsal till like, what time does it end?

Skeptic: 10 pm ;-;

Sherlock: The play is like 3 weeks away but for some ungodly reason we're being thrown through the wringer

Stronkwomanz: Gotta bulk up lol.

UncleHoshi: The school year *ends* on the 20th of March let that sink in

Mother: We have a little over a month and I think I'm gonna cry.

Skeptic: Hey! We get back to school on the 14th of April, so we won't have to wait very long to see each other.

DangerNeedle: Like I'm gonna let you guys spend the entire break away from me.

Angel: We're meeting up lots okay! I can't stand the idea of spending that long without you guys

Sherlock: Ouma are you staying with Kirumi or with one of us?

Skeptic: Kirumi lives like 3 miles from the school and she has an extra room so probably Kirumi

Sherlock: Cool, I'll probably be abducting you a lot when i'm not drowning in casework like I am now.

Skeptic: That's cool! I have a ton of DICE stuff to do too!

Watson: I'll probably tag along when I'm not being upgraded

FellowGremlin; GUYS POPQUIZ BEFORE LUNCH LETS GO

Stronkwomanz: rIP my grade

Mother and 15 others are offline.


The Chaos Family
11:35 pm

Sherlock: i'm so tired

UncleHoshi: This play is going to kill us all

Mother: Bed both of you, now.

Sherlock: Fineee

UncleHoshi: The magic of *Insomnia*

Mother: SMH




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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsmugi: Ok, where we left off everyone was in the attic getting ready for bed!

Ouma: ((Wow, so cool!))

Maki: Maki sets her things in a corner and plops down.

Tsmugi: The attic is a wooden room, with boxes scattered all around. Rose has left some blankets on top of a table. The room has no lighting except for the pale moon glowing through the cracked window. The air inside is cold and smells a bit like a library.

Ouma: "Cold in here, huh?'

Kaito: "Well, at least we're sleeping inside."

Hoshi: "We might as well not be," the dwarven man grumbles.

Gonta: "Seamus thinks we should head to bed."

Himiko: "We'll have a long day ahead of us anyways, we should rest."

Tenko: Briar takes a blanket and sets herself down in a small alcove created by boxes and the wall.

Himiko: Diana joins Briar because Briar is surprisingly warm.

Ouma: "I call sleeping on the table!"

Maki: "Good. I hope you fall and hit your head."

Ouma: Lokeil sticks his tongue out at her.

Saihara: "You two! Cut it out, your fighting is not appreciated."

Angie: Angelina takes a blanket and curls up by the window.

Kaito: "Won't you be cold?:

Angie: " I welcome the cold! It's a blessing from our mother."

Korekiyo: "She's insane."

Amami: I shush Ezekiel. "She is but you can't say that," I whisper harshly.

Korekiyo: "Wow Evangil. And here I thought you were a goody-two-shoes."

Kirumi: "Could you all be any louder?"

Kaito: "Probably, but don't tempt them."

Kaede: "Stop fussing and go to be. You all are such nuisances," I say, grabbing a blanket and lying down in a corner.

Maki: I roll over and drift off to sleep.

Hoshi: "You guys are being loud again. Go the heck to bed."

Miu: "Great Bear is tired," I yawn, grabbing a blanket and waddling over to a spot on the floor.

Gonta: Seamus follows Great Bear's example and does the same.

Himiko: Diana yawns a little and snuggles into Briar.

Tsmugi: ((I squealed omg I need to draw this))

Angie: ((I'll do it!!!))

Saihara: Dragoni takes a blanket and plops down under the table.

Kiibo: Blade forgoes the blanket and takes a spot on a box, curling up into a ball.

Hoshi: Dirk climbs some boxes and sleeps high up away from the party.

Kirumi: Lily takes a spot against the wall.

Kaede: Elana plops down where she's standing and makes herself mildly comfortable.

Amami: "Time for bed then," Evangil says, taking a blanket and wandering over to the last corner.

Ouma: I climb on top of the table, taking the blanket that's there.

Tsmugi: ((K, that was the last blanket))

Korekiyo: Ezekiel just kinda shuffles over to the doorway and lies down in front of it.

Kaede: "Are you sure that's comfortable Ezekiel?"

Korekiyo: He's already asleep.

Tsmugi: ((Okay, everyone's in long rest mode.))

Ouma: ((This is so homey,,,))

Kiibo: ((Somehow we all slept in game and took as long to do it as we do irl,,,))

Tsmugi: ((Moving on.))

Tsmugi: In the middle of the night, as the moon sits high in the sky, soft scuffling can be heard on the staircase. The door handle turns and the door creaks open softly. This of course, wakes Ezekiel up.

Korekiyo: Ezekiel opens one eye carefully, shifting ever so slightly to hide that he's woken up.

Tsmugi: The figure freezes for a second, before relaxing. Two people step over you.

Kaede: ((No MORE VAMPIRES GFDI))

Tsmugi: ((They're not vampires!! JFC))

Tsmugi: Rose and her little brother have entered the room. Rose surveys the sleeping party with a soft smile. "See Charlie? You have nothing to worry about, they're all fine." Charlie shakes his head, pointing at the window. "Badman. Badman here soon," he mumbles, planting his feet firmly on the wood floor.

Himiko: I yawn and shift slightly in my sleep.

Tsmugi: Charlie starts for the window. He attempts to open it, but the latch is broken. He seems panicky, he keeps staring back at his shadow in distress.

Korekiyo: Having had enough, I scramble to my feet. "What the devil is going on?" I shout.

Tsmugi: Good job, you woke everyone else up. You have all gotten the equivalent of a long rest, about 8 hours since it's currently 3 in the morning and you went to bed at around 6:45 pm.

Hoshi: Dirk scrambles up from his sleeping position. "What's the matter?"

Amami: "Ezekiel? Are you okay?"

Kaede: "Everyone be quiet!"

Kirumi: "Elena, we have company."

Saihara: "I just want to sleep.."

Angie: Considering Angelina is right underneath the window, she rolls out of the way and scrambles to her feet.

Miu: "What's happening?"

Seamus: "What's going on? Seamus is confused."

Tenko: "One peaceful night. That's all I wanted.."

Ouma: "Peace? whose that?"

Kiibo: "Not funny Lokeil."

Maki: "What's wrong with the boy?"

Kaito: "Has he gone mad?"

Tsmugi: The boy screams. "Badman is coming! I can't be here when he comes! Shadow will kill us all. Shadow doesn't like the bad man.." he screams. He panics, grabbing a small stool from the vacant corner and smashing the window pane. Glass falls everywhere as he climbs through the window. "Charlie! Charlie!" Rose calls out, scrambling through the room, screaming.

Kirumi: ((While this is enrapturing, we need to get to bed.))

Ouma: ((Aww man, And it was just getting good!))

Maki: ((We'll be back next week Ouma.))

Tsmugi: ((Night everyone!))

Kaito: ((Night!!))

Hoshi and 15 others are offline

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The Chaos Family
6:16 am

UncleHoshi: HPA CONSPIRACY THEORIES IS AT IT AGAIN

FunDad: I'm listening

Father: Now if only you would do that during class.

FunDad: sTOP EXPOSING MEEEEE

Father: N e v e r

UncleHoshi: They posted 3 videos. One titled "Is Hoshi a Furry?" Another titled "Are Hoshi And Gonta Dating?" And the last one is titled "HPA Gang Response Video Review".

Sherlock: I watched that last one. They were actually really formal and loved to see their theories debunked because it gave them better ideas as to how theories should be "structured" apparently, but they *refused* to budge on their Amami one

FunDad: I'm gonna use twitter to tear them a new one

Skeptic: Already on it!

Father: Oh do tell.

UncleBug: Why is "Are Hoshi And Gonta Dating?" a theory???

UncleHoshi: Oh right, we never formally annouced our relationship so the fandom has no solid proof,,,

Mother: Shall I do it for you?

UncleHoshi: Nah I've got this. Gonta c'mere

UncleBug: Okay!

Watson:" @SupremeDICELeaderOfficial: @HPACONSPIRACY Saw your review video. First of all, thanks for apologizing to me, real sweet of you. But Amami *is* trans hunny. Transphobia is not appreciated, thanks!

Sherlock: The comments are full of people preparing to brigade their channel dndndndnd

Watson: Fuck we don't need that stress in our lives, someone stop the brigaders

Mother: I'll shoot out a warning tweet.

UncleHoshi: Done

Father: Twitter is gonna flip the fuck out.

UncleHoshi: Give em a controlled shock and they'll fall in line.

Skeptic: Blocked.

Sherlock: Reported

Watson: So many tweets already,,, Twitter is insane guys.

UncleHoshi: You know what they say,,,, twitter will kill you as soon as they'll crown you

Father: Nobody says that. You made that up.

UncleHoshi: LET ME LIVE

FunDad: Get yo life buddy.

UncleHoshi: I will, damn!

Mother: Get to class you guys.

FunDad: I'm going, I'm going!

Sherlock: Ugh let's go.

 

Watson is offline


The Chaos Family
10:33 am

Angel: Valentines day is tomorrow!!!

DangerNeedle: I'm aware :)

Angel: I can't wait to spoil the shit out of you

Angel: ISTG You'll feel like a queen ;)))

DangerNeedle: Wow way to make a girl feel awkward cause my present isn't exactly royal worthy

Angel: Babe!!! Anything you get me will be amazing???? I FUCKING LOVE YOU

DangerNeedle: *screams into void* MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE BEST

PianoMurderer: FALSEHOOD

Stronkwomanz: FALSEHOOD

FellowGremlin: FALSEHOOD

BestGirl: FALSEHOOD

Angel: FALSEHOOD

MFSTARBOY: FALSEHOOD

DangerNeedle: THEMS FIGHTING WORDS.

Stronkwomanz: HIMIKO IS BEST GIRL

FellowGremlin: NO, TENKO IS

PianoMurderer: Excuse me?? It's obviously Miu!.

BestGirl: It's Kaede you pretenders!

MFSTARBOY: ITS MAKI, END OF DISCUSSION

Stronkwomanz: Himiko is adorbs!!! She's got a cute face and is so sodt and cuddly and she can do MAGIC!!!

FellowGremlin: Tenko is strong and condident and gorgeous!!!

BestGirl: Kaede has gorgeous hair and is responsible unlike you fools! And she has the best damn smile in the world.

Angel: MORTAL FOOLS! TSMUGI IS A GODDESS AMONG MEN. HER EVERY WORD IS LIKE THE NECTAR OF THE GODS. HER MERE GLANCES CAN BEWITCH ONE TO STARE AT HER UNTIL THE END OF TIME. SHE IS BEST GIRL.

PianoMurderer: Miu is funny and kind and smart and she's the spitting image of Aphrodite herself. I will take off your shins.

MFSTARBOY: Maki is gorgeous! And strong! And she has a heart of gold, she's obviously the best!

Maki: Omfg Kaito

DangerNeedle: ANGIE HAS GORGEOUS HAIR AND HER SKINTONE MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A GREEK GODDESS. SHE HAS LOVELY EYES AND A PERFECT FIGURE AND SHE SNORTS WHEN SHE LAUGHS AND SHE'S WILD AND FUNNY AND EVEN WHEN SHE'S BEING CRAZY SHE'S THE SWEETEST SOUL YOU'LL EVER MEET. SHE WINS PEASENTS.

Maki: This reminds me of the one myth wirh the goddesses and that apple

Sherlock: Except hopefully this won't end in a huge war that ends thousands of lives.

Mother: Now Girls, your SOs are all very lovely ladies.

MFSTARBOY: But mine's the best!

Stronkwomanz: EXCUSE ME??? HIMIKO IS THE BEST YOU DEGENERATE

FellowGremlin: No, YOU'RE THE BEST!

Mother: Let's have a impartial judge decide this. @UncleBug

UncleBug: Yes Tojo-san?

Mother: Out of all the girls (excluding me), whose the prettiest?

DangerNeedle: God this is gonna end badly.

Sherlock: Wait for it...

UncleBug: Everyone is equally pretty!

Angel:

Angel: Okay yeah, I'll accept that.

BestGirl: Gonta's word trumps all.

PianoMurderer: Sorry for threating to take your guy's shins.

Angel: It's fine.

MFSTARBOY: We should go eat :/

PianoMurderer: Sounds like a plan to me

Stronkwomanz: Darling! Let's go get chinese?

FellowGremlin: A woman after my own heart.

Stronkwomanz: <3

 

FellowGremlin and 9 others are offline.

 

Mother: Finally, some peace and quiet


PANGAYACE Alliance
4:35 pm

ChaoticPanFlute: You jinxed it

DiscontentedMom: One day of peace...one day. That's all I wanted.

Disappointed: How long till we can go back inside?

TiredAvocado: We have to wait for all the smoke to clear out

Disappointed: There goes the 4th years wing :( It's gonna take till March to rebuild

TiredAvocado: So the 4th years wont eveb get to sleep in their rooms before they graduate.

TiredAvocado: What happened?

DiscontedMom: One of the fourth years was smoking weed and caugh the common room on fire.

Disappointed: Of course.

TiredAvocado: K, so someone should confort the ones who are very startled.

LifeIsADadJoke: I have like, 3 kids clinging to me in fear and none of them are in our class???

LifeIsADadJoke: Himiko and Tenko are pacing, Hoshi's asleep, and Ouma won't atop crying

DiscontentedMom: Disband folks, we have work to do

TiredAvocado: I can never rest.

 

ChaoticPanflute and 4 others are offline

 

 

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The Chaos Family
8:46 am

Mother: Hey guys! Happy Valentines Day!

Skeptic: IT'S HEART DAY MOTHERTRUCKERS

FunDad: Lol watch yo profanity

Skeptic: N E V E R

Mother: I'm making pancakes for breakfast if you guys want some.

FunDad: I can't believe they actually canceled classes before lunch.

Skeptic: It's cause the teachers and the 4th years have to do a fire safety lab.

Father: I almost feel bad for them.

UncleHoshi: Don'. They all defended Trevor and Generic-kun.

DangerNeedle: Except for that one girl! She was rather apologetic about the whole thing.

FunDad: Except she's dating Trevor so I can't like, like her.

DangerNeedle: true, true.

Skeptic: Dang Trevor, ruining everything

Mother: Well, come get pancakes @everyone

Sherlock is online

Sherlock: So, are we skipping afternoon classes or...?

PianoMurderer: Do mine eyes deceive me? Is the Vice Rep really discussing ditching?? The horror!!!!

Skeptic: Can it blondie! I know for a fact you and Miu are ditching to go see a movie 👀👀👀👀

UncleHoshi: Oof, callout post.

DangerNeedle: Are you gonna let him talk to you like that???

PianoMurderer: I mean, yeah.

FunDad: What??? What happened to being "a stern, strong class rep"???

PianoMurderer: I fear Saihara more than that tbh

DangerNeedle: It's that accursed smiley face smh

Sherlock: :)

DangerNeedle: AGH!!! STOP IT!!

Sherlock: :))))))

DangerNeedle: AHHHHHHH

UncleHoshi: They're so dramatic smh

Mother: That's how theatre works.

FunDad: That's how the mafia works.

Mother: Not that meme, anything but that stale meme.

Father: Excuse me? My boyfriend may use any meme he dam well pleases.

Mother: Do you really wanna test me today?

Father: No, you know what I bought him so I guess I can't.

DangerNeedle: The art of the deal.

Sherlock: :)

DangerNeedle: S T O P

PianoMurderer: Anyways, I'm gonna go give Miu her gift

Skeptic: That reminds me! Shumai, go get Kiibaby and meet me outside! I've got your present all set up.

Sherlock: Okay. I'll go grab yours and Kiibo's while I'm at it.

Mother: Nothing is going to explode right?

Skeptic: :)

Mother: OUMA KOKICHI

Skeptic is offline

PianoMurderer: Fear

Mother: Not a single day.

FunDad: Babe, do you want your gift now or later?

Father: Now, since I've got your gift prepared

BestGirl: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mother: Normally I would mute you for that but today? Today I'll let it slide. Happy Valentines Day kid.

BestGirl: :)))

UncleHoshi: BRB Gonta wants to show me something.

PianoMurderer: MIU COME OUT OF THE LAB I HAVE YOUR GIFT

BestGirl: I'll be right there

Sherlock: Okay, time to go see what the heck my boyfriend has done this time

Mother: I wish you luck

Sherlock: You two mom, you two.

Sherlock is offline


The Chaos Family
10:23 am

FellowGremlin: my girlfriend got me 16 dozen roses and now my room is full of them

UncleHoshi: I don't deserve Gonta

Angel: DING DONG YOUR OPINION IS INCORRECT

Stronkwomanz: You're the only one who deserves Gonta, Uncle Hoshi.

UncleHoshi: Okay but he somehow got a whole bunch of butterflies to spell out my name and do a little show and I think these are tears

Sherlock: that's hecking pure

Watson: How do you beat that??

UncleHoshi: All I got him was chocolates I feel so weird now

Angel: Hey! You know Gonta loves you and would probably be happy even if you just gave him a shiny rock.

DangerNeedle: Apparently my girlfriend is a sap because she gave me an album full of lil doodles of me and I have no words

Sherlock: That's also pure

Stronkwomanz: My heart is so warm right now

FellowGremlin: I'm buying Tenko dinner tonight as my gift I've been saving up all year.

Maki: Why is my heart so...warm and fuzzy?

UncleBug: Gonta thinks that's called love Harukawa-san.

Maki: Is it a disease?

MFSTARBOY: Okay now I know you're just teasing me

Watson: So uh, our boyfriend's a little...what's the word?

Sherlock: Extra. Really, really extra.

PianoMurderer: Do tell!

BestGirl: OMFG DID YOU DO IT?

Skeptic: DICE got me the connections I needed :)))

Sherlock: This SAINT of a man hired an entire orchestra to play music while someone set off cUSTOM FirEWORKS and then literally showered us in flowers my hair smells like a garden and I almost dropped his gift.

Watson: I love him so much,,,

Mother: Omfg Ouma we talked about this that's like, way too much.

BestGirl: AHAA! That was awesome :)) Also my girlfriend wrote me a sonata and that made me so happy. Though I was a lil disappointed cause all I got her was a necklace and that's not nearly as meaningful.

PianoMurderer: Oh hush, I love it and I will treasure it for the rest of my life.

Maki: My boyfriend literally bought a star...

Watson: Seriously??

Maki: He named it after me and he paid way too much money for that privilege how do I tell him he got ripped off??

MFSTARBOY: Did you not like it?

Maki: Honey this was incredibly thoughtful and I love you to death but how will we know which star it is???

MFSTARBOY: .....

MFSTARBOY: SHLT YOU RIGHT

Maki: Well, don't worry I guess. It was still the nicest gift I've ever received.

MFSTARBOY: :)

Maki: :)

FellowGremlin: We're all so soft today lmao

BestGirl: V-day tends to do that to people.

Angel: Tsmugi made me a whole bunch of hair ribbons so she's now braiding my hair look at her

Angel: softbabygirl.jpg

Father: You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

UncleBug: Same!

UncleHoshi: Same.
Mo
Maki: I will never admit this ever again.

Maki: But...same.

Skeptic: I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

Watson: Me too.

Sherlock: You know what? I want a group picture.

Watson: *nyooom*

Stronkwomanz: My life is complete.

FellowGremlin: HEY! IT BETTER NOT BE FOR ANOTHER 80 YEARS

Stronkwomanz: okay, okay.

Mother: For anyone without lunch plans, I'll be making lunch today.

Maki: I'll help?

Mother: I'd appreciate it :)

Maki: Mwah!

Mother: ITS A RARE MAKI

MFSTARBOY: mom just memed.. Today is good.

UncleBug: :D

UncleBug and 15 others are offline


The Idiot Squad
4:30 pm

FlightDad: Happy Valentine's day everyone!

Skeptic; OOH, same!

SHSLConcern: I'm drowning in chocolate help

Traitor: Girls giving chocolate to people in relationships is the BIGGEST BDE

CodeOverMen: Someone's jelly

Traitor: hE'S MY BOYFRIEND AND EVERYONE IS SHAMELESSLY FLIRTING WITH HIM

Father: I feel your pain. Going out with mine in public is a test of patience

FunDad: I'm sorry.

Father: It's not your fault you're good looking.

FunDad: Awwww!

TigerEye: I will never get this holiday.

FlowerChild: Well, I think it's important to be with the one you love.

FilmQueen: Love?

FlowerChild: Like...crushes?

FilmQueen: What is a crush, people talk about it but it's such a vague word?

Skeptic: It's like, romantic attraction! You just like someone!

FunDad: It's amazing man.

FlightDad: Sorry, I gotta dip. I promised Saito we'd hang out today cause Azune is spending the day with her sisters and Ogawa is out with her girlfriend.

FlowerChild: Oh!! Wait, Reo! I was actually wondering if you were free later on tonight?

FlightDad: I think so, why?

FunDad: OOOOOHHH!!!

DrinkThePainAway: IM DOING IT

SHSLConcern: You can do it Ruto! You two Sora.

SoraSnobBoy: I have no clue what you're referring to.

SHSLConcern: So you're not asking her out today? Lame/

SoraSnobBoy: I have no feelings for... *her*.

Skeptic: Weird how he's not saying her name.

DangerNeedle: I SMELL ROMANTIC teNSION!!!

FilmQueen: Is it normal to like people?? Like romantically?

TigerEye: HEY KANNA!!! Welcome to the Aro squad enjoy your stay.

FilmQueen: What is aro??

UncleHoshi: Oh. So I guess we have another one on the Ace/Aro scale?

TigerEye: Aha, I'll explain later.

FilmQueen: ???

FlowerChild: Reo, I was wondering if you'd like to maybe get dinner with me tonight? Like as... a date?

FlightDad: Sorry my mom said no.

FlightDad is offline

FilmQueen: HOLY FRICK

DrinkThePainAway: HE SAID YES

DrinkThePainAway: Oh, sorry Mina

FlowerChild: Well that... hurt. I think I'm going to...take a shower.

FlowerChild is offline

TigerEye: There's the crying, gotta go.

TigerEye is offline

SHSLGay: Well that sucks

FunDad: Uh, I gotta go.

DangerNeedle: Me too!

Skeptic: Look at the time!

UncleHoshi: We'll be late!

The 80th class if offline.

SoraSnobBoy: And now I have to deal with Saito and Reo. Great. I should never have agreed to be the class rep.

SoraSnobBoy is offline.

 

Chapter Text

Taking a break day! The next chapter will come up tomorrow!

Chapter Text

Taking the day off because my parents finally have a day off together and I want to spend it with them!

Chapter Text


The Chaos Family
7:29 am

Watson: It's very quiet this morning.

Watson: What the fuck is about to go wrong?

MFSTARBOY: Wow, you really don't trust us

Watson: Looking at our friend group...

Watson: Can you blame me?

MFSTARBOY: .....

MFSTARBOY: TBH, no I can't.

Watson: So what's happening?

MFSTARBOY: Maki is out with Ouma visiting the orphanage

MFSTARBOY: Haven't seen Miu or Hoshi all day. Gonta and Kaede are working on some sort of project for history


MFSTARBOY: Angie is in her lab painting, Tsmugi is helping Himiko with a magic trick, Tenko is training with Sakura from the 78th, and Amami is having tea with Mom.

MFSTARBOY: Kork's spending some time alone. I think Shuichi and I are about to train in like... 30 minutes?

MFSTARBOY: It's really just a quiet day man

Watson: I'm still going to be cautious. However, I think that maybe today really is just that. A nice day.

MFSTARBOY: Also, we're filming Mario Party later today sooo

Watson: I take back everything I just said.

MFSTARBOY: Fair.

Watson: I'm going to tidy up the kitchen.

MFSTARBOY: Have fun with that

Watson: I suppose I shall.

Watson is offline

MFSTARBOY: Dork.

The Chaos Family
8:02 am

PianoMurderer: I've been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack as I work

PianoMurderer: Everytime I hear about Hamilton writing I write faster

PianoMurderer: It's a nightmare

UncleHoshi: Sheesh

BestGirl: Do you guys need help?

UncleBug: No Iruma-san! Gonta and Akamatsu-san are just fine!

PianoMurderer: ^^^^

BestGirl: Okay.

UncleHoshi: What time did we say we'd start filming?

UncleBug: 4:00 pm!

UncleHoshi: That's far away

Mother is online

Mother: I have some errands to run. Don't burn the school down while I'm gone.

UncleHoshi: May I join you?

Mother: Since you'll probably just tag along anyways, yes

BestGirl: Mom's given up on doing chores by herself lmao

PianoMurderer: TBH, that's our fault

UncleBug: Have a good time!

Mother: I suppose I will.

UncleHoshi: Peace out.

UncleHoshi and 1 others are offline

Angel is online

Angel: Aw man, Mom's gone :(

Angel: I was just about to give her something!

BestGirl: What is it?

Angel: I made her a painting!

BestGirl: Wow that's kind of you.

Angel: I thought she could use a gift!

PianoMurderer: You're really too nice

Angel: :V

PianoMurderer: Well, back to work!

BestGirl: Good luck

PianoMurderer: Thank you!

PianoMurderer and 1 others are offline

BesGirl is offline

The Chaos Family
3:45 pm

FunDad: Wow it's cold in here.

Sherlock: I'M NOT GOING CRAZY!!!!

Skeptic: No one said you were. I just don't find this cold

Maki: Heathen

Skeptic: Hissss

Sherlock: Call him a heathen again and we'll have to duel

Father: THE TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS

Stronkwomanz: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

FellowGremlin: You monster

UncleHoshi: You actual monster

Father: The Reynolds Pamphelt

FunDad: HAVE YOU READ THIS??

Watson: Alexander Hamilton!

Sherlock: HAD A TORRID AFFAIR

Stronkwomanz: And he wrote it down right there

Skeptic: HIGHLIGHTS!

Maki: fucking nerds

DangerNeedle: Says the pot to the kettle

Maki: *gasp*

Angel: 👀👀👀👀

Maki: I stand by what I said.

Angel: Wow, that's bold

Mother: Can we just start recording

BestGirl: ^^^

FunDad: Camera's ready when you guys are

Father: I think my screenrecord is on

FellowGremlin: It better be

Father is offline

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The Chaos Family
7:42 am

Mother: I'm honestly very tired

UncleHoshi: This is the first time I've seen Mom actually admit she's tired!!!

UncleBug: If Tojo-san is tired, Tojo-san should get some rest!

UncleHoshi: ^^^^^

Mother: But,,, I have so much work to do.

UncleHoshi: Still, I'd feel so much better if you got some rest.

Mother: HNNNNNNGHHH

Father: Kirumi. Rest please. If you burn yourself out we'll all be sad.

FunDad: Mom! Sleep is important!!!

UncleBug: Tojo-san is always telling us to take care of ourselves! Tojo-san should do the same!

UncleHoshi: You have the ability to sleep. Relish it.

Mother: Okay,,,, I'll go to bed

Father: F I N A L L Y

FunDad: VICTORY!

UncleBug: Sweet dreams Tojo-san.

Mother: .... Sweet dreams to you too Gonta 🙂

Mother is offline

UncleHoshi: What a peach.

UncleBug: But,,, Tojo-san is not a peach.

FunDad: It's an expression Gonta.

Watson and 4 others are online

PianoMurderer: Morning everybody!

FunDad: Morning Kaede.

Father: Good morning class rep.

PianoMurderer: SINCE NO ONE CHECKS THEIR EMAILS, we don't have classes today.

PianoMurderer: The entire staff caught the flu at the same time

Father: That's unfortunate.

UncleHoshi: Poor Monami-sensei :(

FunDad: I hope they all feep better soon. Except Monotaro-sensei, he can suffer.

Watson: I'm gonna bring some soup to Monodam-sensei

PianoMurderer: I don't often say this but...kiss-ass

Watson: And proud of it!

FunDad: At least he's honest

Sherlock: AT LEAST I WAS HONEST WITH MY MONEYYYY

Father: Hamilton references are getting old

FunDad; N E V E R

PianoMurderer; N E V E R

Sherlock: Why so quiet Kokichi?

Skeptic: Why doesn't Gonta call Mom...well, Mom?

UncleHoshi: Oh shit

Skeptic: I don't know why that bugs me but it does???

Watson: Is that really your buisness though?

Skeptic: I know it's not and he's not required to answer but feelings are feelings and I'm entitled to have them.

Watson: I wasn't implying you weren't.

Skeptic; Sure sounded like it.

Sherlock: Guys! Why are we fighting??? Kiibo, word choice. Watch it. Kokichi, try to be a little more understanding. You know emotions are harder for him.

Skeptic: You're right. Sorry Kiibo.

Watson: Sorry Kokichi.

UncleHoshi: You guys working theough problems like adults makes me so happy.

PianoMurderer: Well, I'm off to help Miu. She's also sick.

Sherlock: Good luck, she's a biter.

PianoMurderer: Ugh. Time to force medicine down her throat


PianoMurderer is offline

 

The Chaos Family
12:39 pm

DangerNeedle: I'm in rarepair hell right now.

Skeptic: Fucking mood.

Watson: You guys been on Tumblr recently?

FellowGremlin: Not since they flagged a picture of my face as nsfw material.

Watson: Their filter is appalling. Miu, Tohru and I spent 5 whole hours getting to it's code and then we just cried.

Skeptic: It's that bad???

Watson: It's god awful

Stronkwomanz: So anyways, why did you bring up the graveyard?

Watson: People have recently started shipping Mom and Izuru.

Skeptic: That actually is,, not bad.

Watson: You're right...huh

FellowGremlin: I feel weird cause they'd make a cute couple.

DangerNeedle: THEY TOTALLY WOULD!!!

Angel: Maybe I should like, talk to them.

Stronkwomanz: Obligatory "that's a bad idea".

Angel: I think I'll go track Izuru down~

Skeptic: I'll come with!!!

DangerNeedle: Ooooh! Me too!

Stronkwomanz: I'm going back to working out.

FellowGremlin: I'm going back to reading.

Angel: That's code for "watching my girlfriend work out"

FellowGremlin: sHUDDUP

Stronkwomanz: Welp, have fun you three

Angel: Oh

Skeptic: We will

DangerNeedle: :)

Angel and 4 others are offline

Watson: Ugh

The Chaos Family
3:36 pm

Maki: Why the fuck does Izuru look so mad???

Skeptic: i cAN EXPLAIN-

Maki: Of course it's you.

Sherlock: Kokichi, what did you do?

Skeptic: All I did was tease them a little! Swearsies!

MFSTARBOY: Never say 'swearsies' ever again

Skeptic: :p

Sherlock: They look like they want to shove a broom down someones throat

Skeptic: Aha, sorry~.

Father: What was it about?

Skeptic: I just asked if they liked anyone, they said no so I began...suggesting people to like-

Maki: Ouma wtf

Skeptic: It was in a friendly way! This is how I make friends!

Sherlock: Only you.

Skeptic: Anyways, so they got fed up wirh me and tried to strangle me

Skeptic: Luckily I dodged and fled in time

Skeptic: I don't want my windpipes crushed anytime soon

Sherlock: Just,,,, come here.

Father: I'm going back to grading papers.

MFSTARBOY: Back to my workout.

Maki: I'm gonna take a nap. i deserve one.

Maki is offline

MFSTARBOY: She always deserves a nap

Sherlock: Whipped.

MFSTARBOY: Yes, yes I am.

MFSTARBOY IS OFFLINE

 

 

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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsmugi: Heyo everyone! Are you guys ready for this??

Ouma: ((If you hurt Charlie ISTG))

Saihara: ((Seconded))

Kirumi: ((Thirded))

Tsmugi: He'll live!

Kaede: ((WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO CRYPTIC))

Kiibo: (("He'll live" She's plotting something.))

Tsmugi: YOU GUYS!!!

Angie: ((Sounds like someone else we know.))

Maki: ((*stares past the fourth wall*))

Saihara: (( DRAG 👏 HER 👏))

Ouma: ((Don't. She has power over our lives, foolish mortals.))

Kaito: ((What's she gonna do, kill me?))

Maki: ((Don't put that out into the universe pLEASE))

Ouma: ((Seconded.))

Amami: ((Thirded))

Korekiyo: ((Fourthed))

Hoshi: ((Fifthed))

Gonta: (Sixthed))

Mother: ((Seventh))

Kaede: ((Eighthed))

Miu: ((Ninethed))

Angie: ((10thed))

Saihara: ((11thed))

Kiibo: ((12thed))

Tsmugi: 13thed

Tenko: ((14thed))

Himiko: ((15thed))

Kaito: ((Okay, okay! Sheesh! I get it, don't tempt fate, blah blah blah.))

Maki: ((Sometimes I worry about you..))

Ouma: ((Can we start???))

Tenko: ((Yeah, I'd like to actually accomplish something today))

Hoshi: ((Words I never thought would come out of Tenko's mouth.))

Tenko: ((Wow rude.))

Himiko: ((Square up Uncle.))

Hoshi: (( I don't fight children, sorry.))

Himiko: ((REEEEEEEEEEEE))

Tsmugi: Charlie is currently running off towards the beach. Your move guys.

Ouma: I jump out the window after him!

Tsmugi: ((roll athletics))

Ouma: ((NAT 20!!!))

Kiibo: ((Wow))

Maki:((Good job Ouma.))

Ouma: ((hee hee))

Tsmugi: You land gracefully on the soft ground like a swan.

Ouma: "What brilliant luck!"

Amami: Evangil leans out the window, sizing up the jump. He then carefully brings himself out, taking care to position himself just right.

Tsmugi: Roll Acrobatics!

Amami: ((14))

Tsmugi: You land, surprisingly uninjured. Though your knees are killing you.

Korekiyo: Leaning out the window, Ezekiel calls after Evangil, "You okay?"

Ouma: "Awww how sweet! Rat boy's looking after goody-two-shoes!"

Korekiyo: "Man, you should see a therapist. This is clearly suicidal behavior on your part."

Ouma: "I get that a lot."

Amami: "Hurry!"

Tenko: I go DOWN THE STAIRS like a normal person.

Himiko: Diana follows Briar.

Hoshi: Dirk jogs down the stairs after them.

Kirumi: Lily sighs and follows the party grumbling the whole way down.

Kaede: "Peace is impossible with these fools," Elana mutters, following the party down.

Saihara: I climb out the window.

Kiibo: I follow.

Tsmugi: Acrobatics for both of you!

Saihara: ((13))

Kiibo: ((21))

Tsmugi: Dragoni faceplants as Blade drops to the ground in style.

Kiibo: "You okay bud?"

Saihara: "Never better, thanks."

Angie: Angelina takes the stares, dragging Seamus with her.

Gonta: Seamus goes with Angelina.

Miu: Great Bear follows!

Tsmugi: As you all hopefully leave the house.

Maki: Maki goes back to sleep.

Kaito: I stay inside.

Tsmugi: As MOST of you leave the house, you can hear laughter from the beach.

Ouma: " Whoever that is, they are one creepy cookie."

Saihara: "Like an oatmeal raisin cookie composed primarily of raisins. A raisin oatmeal cookie!"

Kiibo: "No one wants that!"

Ouma: Lokeil nods in agreement

Angie: ((!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Kaede: ((FANDeRS UNITE))

Hoshi: ((Them and their references.))

Amami: ((Lmao))

Tsmugi: As you all approach the beach, you see a tall dark shadow with glistening red eyes towering over Charlie. He seems to just be... laughing. Laughing at this small boy as he screams in a language that only Ezekiel and Lokeil can understand/

Ouma: "Oh god I hope I'm not related to this guy."

Korekiyo: "And I'm out."

Amami: "You can't just leave!!!"

Korekiyo: "Watch me!"

Miu: "HALT DEMON! YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LAW."

Tsmugi: The demon smirks at you.

Himiko: I charge to do battle with the beast.

Tenko: "Oh my god DIANA NO!!"

Kaede: "Omfg she's dead."

Kirumi: "Oh no."

Tsmugi: The demon picks you up, roll dex.

Himiko: ((11))

Tsmugi: You are trapped in his goey arms.

Himiko: "OK so that backfired!"

Kiibo: "Well duh!"

Amami: I try to convince the demon to let Diana go.

Tsmugi: Role persuasion.

Amami: ((Nat 1))

Ouma: ((RIP))

Tsmugi: You are so startled by the whole affair that all you can manage to do is shout "You can't do that, that's illegal!"

Korekiyo: "VERY SMART HOLY WATER."

Amami: "IM SORRY OKAY!!"

Gonta: Seamus tries to reason with the goo demon!

Tsmugi: Roll persuasion!

Gonta: ((16))

Tsmugi: The demon laughs and squeezes Diana tighter

Himiko: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Tenko: "UNHAND HER FOUL BEAST, OR FACE MY WRATH."

Ouma: "HE CAN'T HEar YOU! HE HAS AIRPODS ON!!!"

Saihara: "WHAT ARE AIRPODS??"

Tsmugi: Charlie is sobbing. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He cries out. The shadow he casts begins to take form, rising from the sand, swirling in the wind...

Tsmugi: And we're out of time! Until next week!

Kirumi: ((I am so upset))

Ouma: ((WHAT IS IT!!))

Kaede: ((Angie we know you know tell us))

Angie: (( ;) ))

Angie and 4 others are offline

Saihara: ((We'll just have to wait then.))

Saihara and 10 others are offline.

 

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I'm taking a break because I have to update my other fic today, and we have a reading exam! Have a good day guys!

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The Chaos Family
5:16 am

UncleHoshi: ISTG These Theories can be scarily accurate sometimes

PianoMurderer: Oh! Tea?

UncleHoshi: "What Do These Ahoges Mean?"

PianoMurderer: !!!!!

Sherlock: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watson: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skeptic: Wow, that's scary. What did they decide?

UncleHoshi: Lmao they decided the ahoges determined the sway ultimates have in their proposed hierarchy.

Skeptic: Pfffftttt

Sherlock: I mean, they're not wrong,,,

PianoMurderer: Almost everyone with an ahoge is a class rep lmao

Watson: I am a rare exception

Sherlock: And the best exception!

Skeptic: The only exception.

Sherlock: Did I HECKING stutter?

UncleHoshi: Jinkies!

PianoMurderer: No

UncleHoshi: it's coming back!

Skeptic: No, it's really not.

Sherlock: I dunno, it's kinda cool.

Watson: Yeah, if you're an old unmarried woman with 4 cats.

Sherlock: Oddly specific but okay

Skeptic: Kiibaby that was comedy gold!

Watson: Like gilded lead.

Mother is online

Mother: while I hate to interrupt this interesting dialogue of yours, you all should be preparing for school.

Watson: Wonderful idea!

Sherlock: I detect a hint of sarcasm.

Watson: Of course you do, you're super smart.

PianoMurderer: /s?

Watson: Nope! I'm being honest

Skeptic: That word makes me twitch

Watson: Honest?

Skeptic: THERE IT IS AGAIN!

PianoMurderer: The curse of the pathological liar

Skeptic: Oh woe is me!

Mother: please get ready!

Skeptic: Fine! You're no fun :(

Sherlock: Life isn't fun

Watson: Love, stop that.

Sherlock: Sorry.

UncleHoshi: I need coffee

Mother: I shall make some!

UncleHoshi: Thank you.

Mother: It's no issue.

UncleHoshi and 4 others are offline

The Chaos Family
12:45 pm

FunDad: Y'all need to be getting ready for rehearsal today. We're doing our first full run-through of the play and you can not be late!

Sherlock: LOOKING aT YOU SET CREW

Angel: okay yeah, yell at us, but we all know costume crew's sleeping on the job

DangerNeedle: Excuse me? Last time your sets weren't even painted!

Angel: That wasn't my fault! How is that even relevant???

DangerNeedle: I'm just sayin! Don't be throwin' shade if you can't measure up!

Angel: You're not blameless either hun!

DangerNeedle: Says the pot to the kettle!

FunDad: Guys,,,,

Angel: STAY OUT OF THIS

DangerNeedle: STAY OUT OF THIS

Mother: oh not again.

Father: Must you do this in the group chat?

DangerNeedle: Don't make me get my receipts!

Angel: Girl try me! I keep receipts too!

FellowGremlin: Wow, this is some quality tea.

Stronkwomanz: I feel like I'm intruding watching this,,,

BestGirl: PULL HER HAIR

Angel: Wtf Miu

DangerNeedle: Hun you need to chill.

BestGirl: :(

Sherlock: Why do you guys always have to argue when other people are around??

FunDad: Probably a validation thing.

Father: I must say, it's bothersome

FellowGremlin: Who cares? It's something to entertain myself with. Tsmugi, tear her a new one!

Stronkwomanz: this isn't a gladiator ring, stop spectating their fight!

Maki: this is annoying. Can you guys like, not?

MFSTARBOY: Yeah, I don't want to deal with your lover's quarrel.

FunDad: Honestly, tea.

Mother: Come on you guys, we have class soon. You need to wrap this up and get ready.

FellowGremlin: time to die then

Stronkwomanz: NO DYING ALLOWED

Skeptic: ^^^^

FellowGremlin: Yes, please

Skeptic: NO

Stronkwomanz: CLASS REP PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DIE

PianoMurderer has muted the chat for 4 hours. Reason: Dying is prohibited, thanks.

The Idiot Squad
5:35 pm

FlowerChild: So Oka's birthday is coming up-

FlowerChild: I'm inviting you all to her party

CodeOverMen: Oh! I can't wait!

TigerEye: Wait what no

FlightDad: shhhhh shhhh shhh

TigerEye: THIS IS-

FlowerChild: Sorry, she "dropped" her phone

QueenPrankster: YOINK

QueenSpiderWeaver: lmao, so her birthday is?

FlowerChild: March 1st

Skeptic: I'll put it in my calendar! I can't wait!

ImTheMap: I need to get everyone's birthdays...

CodeOverMen: I can check the school's registry!

ImTheMap: You can?

CodeOverMen: Of course I can!

Sherlock: Please don't break the law, it's too much paperwork.

Traitor: Please don't break the law, it's too much paperwork.

SHSLGay: Wig

FlightDad: Did Shigure just-

Father: I hate this family

UncleBug: D:

Father: except you Gonta

FunDad: :(

Father: And you Rantarou.

FunDad: :)

FlightDad: Uh, so...Mina! How are you?

FlowerChild is offline

FlightDad: Okay then.

ImTheMap: She's still upset man. Give it time.

FlightDad: I still don't understand what I did?

BabyDoll: Seconded

FilmQueen: Mina's mad at you?

BabyDoll: No, but Saito won't talk to me.

FilmQueen: Should I have a word with him?

Stronkwomanz: ominous vibes

Sherlock: WHERE THE HECK IS OUR LEAD

BestGirl: She's outside screaming at Angie and Tsmugi because they're actually children

Skeptic: This whole play was a mistake

Sherlock: DAMIEN! YOU'RE ON LIKE, NOW

FunDad: GOTTA BLAST

FunDad is offline

FlightDad: Have you all finished your homework?

FilmQueen: Yep.

BabyDoll: No

CodeOverMen: I'm waiting on Alex to be DONE WITH THE PRINTER

Traitor: IM SORRY I HAVE TO PRINT THIS BOOK OUT

CodeOverMen: YOU'RE PRINTING WHAT?

Traitor: A BOOK

SHSLGay: WHY ARE YOU PRINTING A BOOK?

ImTheMap: WHY ARE YOU PRINTING A BOOK?

CodeOverMen: WHY ARE YOU PRINTING A BOOK?

Traitor: SCREW YOU

Traitor is offline

SHSLGay: THIS WAS A MISTAKE

SHSLGay is offline

FlightDad; 1 day,,, 1 day where we don't have meltdowns, that's all I want,,,

Father: Good luck with that

SoraSnobBoy: How do I leave the chat?

Sherlock: you don't.

Skeptic: Sorry! You're stuck here.

Father is offline

SoraSnobBoy: My life is a mess

SoraSnobBoy is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
7:06 am

FunDad: Who is listening to "It's Quiet Uptown" on repeat? You're a monster.

Father: I too, would like to know.

PianoMurderer: Please present to me your shins

Stronkwomanz: Please do not remove my shins

PianoMurderer: G̴̖͌͒̓̅͌̌̀̂̓̒͌͒̌̈́̇͋̈́͘̚͠͠I̶̢̛̩͚͙̓̅̀̓͆̋̈́̒̈́̒͆̑̒̑̍̇̊̓̾̈͠V̸̧̢̨̨̡̛̛͈̥̦̪̮̲̺̩̠̲̬͉̙͖̝̻̙̹̤̲̣̟͕̱͔̦̼͔͔̖̠̲̺̣̫͓͓̥̞͎̩̅̂̿͆̍̆̇̓̆̈̃̋́̈͐͆͐̿̅̊̆͆̿͊̾̍̋͘̕̕͜͜͝E̸̡̧̯̭̻͍̹̭̺͓̞̦̭͔̯̜̥̫̥̍͊̋̾͌̓̾͑̍̿̔̈́̈́̽̂̅͆̅̔̊̋̽̽̓̈́͌͑̌̅͌̐̃̔̆̅̇̑͋̓̓̊̚͘̚͘͘̕̕͘͜͜͠͠͠͝͠͠ͅ ̷̧̨̡̨̡̨̻̳̗̳̪͈̹̙̫͇̹̼̺͉̟̹̘͚̻̩̠̱̻̖̹͙̜͕̰͖̙̝͉̉͑̆̍̑̎̏̑̎̄̔̈́͑̈̌͆̎͆͑̊̉̀̇̈́̒̊̒̈̽̓̅̅͝͝͝M̸̛̰̯̣͓͔͕̟̭̥̿̍̒̅̅̓̓͂͒̿̀̓̔́̐̊̄̿͊͒̽̀̑̀̂̓̎̈́͑̇̌̒̔̏͐̐͛̎̓̍̈́̓̓͒͗̑̍̃̍̕̚̚͜͝͝ͅE̴̡͓̫̥͚̜̻̻͖̗̥͎̺͓̗̣̝̺̤͒̓ͅ ̵̧̨̢̢̧̛̛̛̯͙̫͓̲͍͎̦̼͍̥̪͕̞̜͔̼̝̬̹̜̱͕̝̖͎̰̮̙̠͍̞̻͖̙͍̖̮̳̞̲͎͚̘͔̭̺̲̭̇̈̑͒͌̈͆́̀͗̃̀̌̆͒̅́̾̎͆̾̿̆̒̈́̎̓̽̋͒̏̽͌͆͗̈́͂̚͝͠͠͝ͅY̷̢̤̗͓̰̦̙͇̥͇͎͔̯̱͍̯̮̩̝̬̜̖͇̓̇̃̆̐̕͠͠ͅO̵̢̟̠̻̖̮̟̭̜̠̼̱̳̻͙̝͓͖͉̦̱͎̫͖̦̳̥̪͈͖̰̗̼̐̓̌̅͊̿̈́̉͋̏͋̍̌͝͝͝Ǘ̷̢̨̼̰̲̹̰̪̘̥̠͕̫̠͎̘̦̙̤̹̜̫͚͕͈͇͒͒͋R̶̢̧̧̢̡̛͈̻̼̼̮̙͈͕̘̗͕͙͈̰̹͈̼͎̙̩̯̹̗̘̻̜͖̰͚͎͇͚̘̟̪̥̩̯͙͎̯̝̲͉͍͇͎̈̿͆͊͌̃̐͐̂̄͗̒̏͗͑́̌͊͑̂̈̀̏̇́͌̅̄̍̐͒̓͋͐̓̓̓͘͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅ ̷̛̤̆̍͊͊̀̈͐̕B̴̨̡̳̯͖̪͚̭͇̹͓̱̯̻̫͉̗̞͈͚̩̝̺̺̮̞̿̉͌̑͜͜Ơ̷̧̧̨̡̜̣̳̲̱̖̭̦̥͓̗̫͉̹̤̳̥̥͈̪͖͚̲̠͔̤̫̼̯̬̩̮͎͙̲̥̱̼͍͎̤͓̜͍̹̤̯̪̖͖̠̘͙̄͆̌̒̈͗̈́̃̑͊͛̍͌͑̿͐̊̋̿͂͂͂̿͒͒͒̒͜͜ͅͅN̸̡̢̨̛̲̜̩̘̜͚̲̹̝̬̞͚̬͉̲̩̝͖͍̣̱͎̬͕̹̩̗̮̮͙͍̟̻̈́̒͗̽̂̎͛͌̊͆̆̈́͒̕͠ͅẸ̷̛̛̛̛̙̖̾̊̋͌͋̀̿̈̌͐̇̏̇̓̓̓̑̂̈́̂̑͗̅̔̎̌́̋̿͂̋̈́͗̔̒̌̚͠͠͝Ş̶̡̡̡̰͈̮͖͇͓̗̠̫̮̘͕̦̜̼̫̮̥̝̱̬͇̪͔͈͍̌̾̒̇̾̾͛̆̄̍͐͋̎̃̆͂̇̏̾̒̌̿̍̄̀͊̎̃͆̽͘͝͝͝͝ͅͅ

Stronkwomanz: I WILL NOT PRESENT TO YOU MY BONES

Sherlock: WHAT IS IT WITH US AND BONES???

FunDad: pretty sure removing someone's bones is illegal

Sherlock: Please guys you promised that there'd be no illegal activity! It's No Felony February!

Father: Next month is Madness March, so be prepared

PianoMurderer: Fine. In 9 days, I will collect your bones.

Stronkwomanz: I have 9 days to live,,,

FunDad: Wow, you want to go get lunch? Gotta live life to the fullest before the bone collectors come for you.

FellowGremlin: PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE MY GIRLFRIEND'S BONES

Stronkwomanz: I kinda need those,,,

Father: Well, technically speaking we could just replace all your bones with metal rods.

FellowGremlin: Would she then be considered a cyborg?


Stronkwomanz: ARE YOU FORGETTING THAT THE REMOVAL OF MY BONES WOULD KILL ME???



Skeptic is online



Skeptic: Hi, can I order one BONELESS Tenko?

Stronkwomanz: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sherlock: Why must I suffer like this?

Watson: Guys seriously wtf

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

PianoMurderer: Ḡ̸̨̢̱̲̥̯̤̼͚̲͖̌͌̋͌̇ͅĮ̴̧̱͍͕͎͕̹͖͈̞̉̀̕͝͝V̶̧͚̣̠͎̣̪͓͔̬̤̱̿̓̇̉͋͗͊̐̈̈́͜E̵̢͙̲̬͙̩͙͎͉̜̬̗̲͉̝͙͐̔̆̄̽̈̓̄̍̕͠͝ ̶̭̤͓̆̓̇͂̎M̶͇̫͔̫͓͓͗͋͛͗̄͋̅E̵̩͔̱͉͛͛̌̓̋̾̂͂̈́̅̈́̇̓̚̚͠ ̷̢͔̱̲̠̜͚͇͚͚̣̫̳̺́Ỷ̶̉̎͌̃̇̊ͅO̸̧̨̘̮̺̻͎͖̻͕̣̣͉̯͍̟̓̓͐͂̾̅͋̃̏͗̑̐̊̂̔͠͝U̸̹̍̽̾̿͐͝ͅŖ̵̛͍͓͙̒̈͆̑̈́͐̽̌̆̄̕ ̸̧̡̳̳̯̦̥̪̬͍͍̝͔̬̩̻̆̓̏̐̏̌̓͐̀̆͛̎͝B̵͔̓́̈́O̴̩̞̲̦͓͍̭̞̍̃̿̑̆̆̉͘N̵̟̙͉͒́͊̚͠E̴̬͊̎͌̒͗̽̄̅̆͑̂͘̚͝S̸̡̟͙̳͈̘̗̺̮̗̟̅̾̂̾̋̍̈́͊̑̈

Father: okay this has gotten out of hand.

FunDad: You think??

Skeptic: This is so funny.

FellowGremlin: THERE WILL BE NO TAKING OF BONES?

Stronkwomanz: WHY IS THAT A QUESTION?!?!?!

FellowGremlin: I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE



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Mother: Kids. Get to class.

Skeptic: Okay mom!

Sherlock: Okay.

FunDad: Fine!

Father: let's go.



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Stronkwomanz: STOP!!


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PianoMurderer: Pfft, that was hilarious.



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The Chaos Family
10:30 am


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PianoMurderer: Sorry everyone, Miu had my phone.

BestGirl: Way to sell me out!

PianoMurderer: should've thought twice before using that cursed font.

BestGirl: you're so mean to me! QAQ

PianoMurderer: You know you love me.

BestGirl: *sighs* <3

Sherlock: So Tsmugi, you want to explain why Maki and Kokichi are out for your head??

DangerNeedle: I CAN EXPLAIN

Angel: She tried to shove Izuru and Mom in a closet together

Sherlock: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE HAD TO TELL YOU NOT TO MEDDLE IN PEOPLE'S LOVE LIVES?!

Angel: Not enough

DangerNeedle: not enough

Angel: AWWW!!!

DangerNeedle: Twinsies!

Angel: Twinsies!

PianoMurderer: Well, Mom's now stress cleaning so uh, screw you?

BestGirl: Hoshi and Gonta are trying to convince her to relax but it's not working

Sherlock: Stop shoving people in closets Tsmugi

DangerNeedle: I make no promises

Watson: That's the best we can do.

BestGirl: Anyways, I was thinking, hear me out, that we record a smash bros tourney for the channel? We're the only class not posting regularly.

PianoMurderer: Ironic considering the channel was our idea.

MFSTARBOY: Oh! We should do another theory response video!

Watson: Sounds like a good idea. We could maybe run a Q and A at some point?

Sherlock: That sounds like a great idea. Especially because it would give us a chance to *calm the fandom down*

Watson: They're all so thirsty,,,

DangerNeedle: Honey, twitter, and Instagram haunt my nightmares

Angel: Reminds me, I have to show Ouma something

Watson: I'm suddenly afraid.

Angel: It's really nothing!



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Sherlock: If she traumatizes him Istg



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BestGirl: 1 fear.



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The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

Skeptic: Where is she??

UncleHoshi: I have no clue who you are referring to

Skeptic: We know you're hiding Tsmugi Uncle!

Maki: We just want to have a little chat with her.

UncleHoshi: That's obviously a big fat lie.

UncleHoshi: Look, just go back to lunch. We have rehearsal today and we have dinner together and I'd like them to be alive for that

Maki: I'm not gonna kill her!

Skeptic: I might.

UncleHoshi: see, that right there is why I'm not saying anything.



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UncleBug: Hi!

Skeptic: Gonta! Have you seen our dear friend Tsmugi?

UncleBug: Shirogane-san? Shirogane-san is in Gonta's lab!

Maki: Marvelous. Thank you for your cooperation dear.

UncleBug: Gonta is happy to help!

UncleHoshi: well, at least I can say I tried.

UncleHoshi: I'm gonna go grab a fat nap before class

UncleBug: Do Ouma-san and Harukawa-san need the keys?

Maki: that would be great!

UncleBug: Gonta will bring them right away!

Skeptic: See you soon then!



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The Chaos Family
7:30 pm

Mother: So is no one going to explain why Tsmugi has a black eye?

Angel: I value my health and safety too much.

BestGirl: Lol, Maki, and Ouma had a little chat with her

Mother: Somehow, I suspected as much. What she attempted was foolhardy honestly. What possessed her to do that?

BestGirl: Aww, that's cute! You have no clue!

Skeptic: WATCH YOURSELF MIU. YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME BUT I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DESTROY YOU

BestGirl: Noted. My lips are sealed.

FunDad: So you're really opposed to it that much?

Skeptic: I don't hate it, but my Mom will never be forced to do anything that makes her uncomfortable. Let lightning strike me dead if that happens.

Mother: I appreciate the concern but what is going on?

Skeptic: Nothing mama! Pay it no mind



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Mother: They never tell me anything

FunDad: Trust me, you're the lucky one.

Mother: ????

FunDad: The curse of being the fun one is that they tell me *everything*

FunDad: Absolutely everything.



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Mother: I'm still confused but okay??



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I can't seem to write today for some reason. I think I need a little break today. I'll update tomorrow I promise. Thanks for being patient with me

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The Chaos Family
1:50 am

FunDad: Why am I always the first person awake?

UncleHoshi: You sleep?

FunDad: Sometimes

UncleBug: Is Amami-san having trouble sleeping?

FunDad: Pretty much. But that's normal for me, so don't worry

UncleBug: Gonta read that hot milk might help!

FunDad: Ah, the hot milk trick. It doesn't rrally do anything for me.

UncleHoshi: Insomnia sucks, but at least it's a Sunday.

FunDad: *jazz hands* Yay!

UncleBug: Gonta will some research! Gonta will help Amami-san sleep!

FunDad: I'm touched but I don't think you can really help.

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UncleHoshi: He's too pure for this world.

FunDad: He really is,,

UncleHoshi: Well, I'm gonna go back to staring at my ceiling.

FunDad: Have fun with that.

UncleHoshi: I guess.

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The Chaos Family
7:44 am

BestGirl: Friendly reminder that Tenko has 5 days before her bone removal.

Stronkwomanz: PLEASE DON'T REMOVE MY BONES

PianoMurderer: Babe, we can't just remove Tenko's bones.

BestGirl: :(((

PianoMurderer: You have to get Mikan to agree to supervise first!

BestGirl: OKAY!

Stronkwomanz: REEEEEEEEEEEE

BestGirl: Muahahahaha

FellowGremlin: Omfg please don't take her bones she needs those

BestGirl: :)))

Mother: THERE WILL BE NO REMOVAL OF ANYONE'S BONES, OKAY???

BestGirl: Awww man! Foiled again

PianoMurderer: Sorry Miu. Tenko get's to remain boned.

FellowGremlin: Bad phrasing.

Stronkwomanz: IM FREEE!

BestGirl: Ok, so I won't remove her bones.

Stronkwomanz: Why did you say it like that?

BestGirl: Oh, no reason!

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Stronkwomanz: Mom, I'm scared.

Father: Hi scared, I'm Dad!

Mother: Omfg

FellowGremlin: I'm loathe to say this, but good one.

PianoMurderer: ....Tenko, I'll talk her down

Stronkwomanz: You will??? Thank you!

FellowGremlin: We can always count on good old Kaede.

Stronkwomanz: This class would literally fall apart without her.

PianoMurderer: Thank you.

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The Chaos Family
12:38 pm

MFSTARBOY: So, Kaede just streamed with Ibuki. Think they played Rythm Heaven Fever.

Maki: Ah yes, I saw that one. It was entertaining.

MFSTARBOY: I was thinking we set up the camera and have a Smash tournament?

Maki: Oh god, not again.

Maki: That was absolute hell last time.

Maki: I like it.

MFSTARBOY: Woop! @everyone, you in?

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DangerNeedle: That sounds like a great idea!

Angel: Atua fortells that I shall win!

BestGirl: We'll see about that.

Sherlock: Is no one else freaked out about Angie seeing the future?

Watson: We're reincarnations of past selves, watched by thousands of people, one of our friends is literally the doll version of pinnochio, and Himiko once used her magic to switch our genders. Anything's possible honestly.

Sherlock: True,,,,

Skeptic: I'M DEFINETLY GONNA WIN!

BestGirl: In your dreams!

Skeptic: Oh you're on Miu.

BestGirl: Bring it shorty!

Sherlock: Oh god not again

Watson: My money's on Kokichi

BestGirl: HE PLAYS WII FIT TRAINER

Father: You play Bowser Jr

BestGirl: TIER LISTS ARE IRRELEVANT

Skeptic: YOU JUST SHAMED ME FOR MY MAIN THO

BestGirl: THATS DIFFERENT!

Skeptic: Omg you cow, that's so hypocritical of you.

BestGirl: Whatever! You're just blinded vy your jealousy!

Skeptic: Me? Jealous of you? Please.

UncleHoshi: Hey, let's all just calm down and relax

BestGirl: Yeah, you! You're jealous cause I'm awesome and smart and gorgeous and you're a shriveled toadstool!

Sherlock: Excuse me?

Stronkwomanz: Down! Bad degenerate male!

Sherlock: I'm not a dog Tenko!

Sherlock: Well you're acting like one!

Watson: Please discontinue your derogatory statements towards men

Stronkwomanz: I haven't said anything that isn't true!

Skeptic: Whatever Miu. First of all, you have 2 braincells, and you share one with Kaede. You look like a fat, old, ugly cow, and you're the lamest person I've ever met.

BestGirl:

Skeptic: Awwwww, not gonna say anything? What's the matter, you gonna cry?

PianoMurderer: Stop that Ouma.

Skeptic: Why should I?

PianoMurderer: You're being awful!

Skeptic: I'm not being that bad. She used to call me worse!

PianoMurderer: Two wrongs don't make a right!

Sherlock: Tenko, I'd suggest *cooling your fucking jets*

Stronkwomanz: See? Obviously he's a filthy degenerate, can't even speak without cussing!

FellowGremlin: Please stop fighting!

Watson: Watch how you speak to him!

Skeptic: Miu! Where'd you go you whore? Run away already? Sheesh, you're such a whiney baby!

PianoMurderer: STOP IT!

Skeptic: Make. Me.

DangerNeedle: I can't deal with this.

Angel: Ouma!

Skeptic: What do you want you crazy cult leader?

Angel: ITS NOT A CULT.

DangerNeedle: I have no clue what your deal is today, but you need to cut it out.

Skeptic: Why should I? You guys are always picking on me, but you can't take what you dish out?

Angel: We're joking. You're doing it malicously.

DangerNeedle: You're such a dick!

Skeptic: Awww, that hurt!

Skeptic: Not. I'm the supreme ruler of evil, emotions aren't my thing.

UncleBug: EVERYONE STOP TALKING!

Maki: Oh shit

UncleBug: Gonta is very disapointed in all of you!

UncleBug: Iruma-san, stop goading the others! Ouma-san, be nice! There's no need to be mean. Saihara-san, don't fight with the others! Chabishira-san, stop calling men degenerates!

BestGirl: Oh, so it's my fault is it?

Father: Everyone played an equal part in this. Ouma, what do you have to say.

Skeptic: I guess I went a little overboard. Sorry Miu, I was having a bad day and I took it out on you. Sorry Angie, I know it's not a cult

Angel: It's fine Ouma. What's wrong though?

Skeptic: So like, you know how my parents are in jail? Well, they sent me a letter so that wasnt'...good.

Watson: Why weren't we informed?

Skeptic: Didn't want to bug you. Know that doesn't excuse me being mean to you guys though. Can I make it up to you?

Angel: You could sit through a sermon.

Skeptic: Okay. Miu?

BestGirl: No, I'm sick of this. No matter what happens everything's always my fucking fault. You guys are always so mean to me and I'm done with it.

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PianoMurderer: I'm gonna go talk to her.

MFSTARBOY: So, I'm guessing we aren't filming today?

Fathet; Obviously not.

MFSTARBOY: Back to the drawing board I guess.

Skeptic: I,,,

Mother: Ouma, I know you feel bad. We all do. We have to give her some space.

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Father: Why do we always end up doing this to ourselves?

Sherlock: Maybe the author hates us or something.

Watson: No, because she reset to fix Korekiyo dying

Father: I WHAT??

Watson: Fuck.

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Father: I,,, need coffee.

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The Chaos Family
10:22 am

Watson: so Miu's still holed up in her lab?

PianoMurderer: She hasn't come out since yesterday. I'm worried :(

UncleBug: Gonta tried to visit Iruma-san, but Iruma-san yelled at Gonta to go away D:

FunDad: Urgh this hurts so bad guys, I feel like such a jerk

FellowGremlin: It's not our fault. If she had said something we'd have fixed things and she knows it. She's just sulking because she was too much of a baby to talk to us like a normal person

Father: Check your tone Himiko.

FellowGremlin: I'm sorry. This is just so frustrating! Why can't we just communicate issues before they turn into a big deal???

FunDad: That's a good question.

Watson: I guess we're just odd like that.

PianoMurderer: Okay! I am making a big sweeping declaration! Once we've dealt with this, from now on we need to be upfront and honest about our issues. We're gonna have a feelings hour where we talk about anything we have issues with and we're gonna work together because we are a FAMILY and we need to start supporting each other GFDI!

UncleBug: Gonta thinks that's a wonderful idea!

Watson: Plus, this'll give us all a chance to air out bad feelings before it becomes a huge problem! We have huge arguments and fight way too often for my tastes.

PianoMurderer: Deal?

FunDad: Deal!

Father: Deal!

Watson: Deal.

PianoMurderer: Now, we need to address the current issue.

FellowGremlin: But how? Miu won't even talk to us!

Father: Maybe we could recruit a neutral party?

PianoMurderer: That could work. Honestly, I'll do anything. I really miss her :(

FellowGremlin: I have an Idea!

FunDad: Share?

FellowGremlin: Mom could ask Izuru to do it?

FellowGremlin: They seem to get along well and Izuru's pretty smart.

FunDad: That's actually really smart!

FellowGremlin: I know!

PianoMurderer: Well, one of you ask Kirumi to help. I'm... going to go visit Ouma.

Watson: Oh god, please send help.

PianoMurderer: How is he?

Watson: He kinda....shut down? All that stuff with his parents and the Miu not talking to him kinda sent him spiraling and he's pretty catatonic. He threw a knife at Maki! The only person he's letting near him is Mom. And of course, Saihara is all anxious because everyone's upset and it's just a clusterf0ck over here.

PianoMurderer: I'm OMW

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Tojo Kirumi>>> Kamukura Izuru
12:45 pm

Tojo Kirumi: Hello Kamukura-san

Kamukura Izuru: I thought I assured you I would not be bothered if you simply referred to me as Izuru? It is what everyone else calls me.

Tojo Kirumi: I apologize, Izuru. It's simply a force of habit.

Kamukura Izuru: So, do you require assistance of some sort?

Tojo Kirumi: I know that you normally ask that as a "joke", but this time I am coming to you for assistance.

Kamukura Izuru: Ah. What do you require?

Tojo Kirumi: Iruma-san has holed herself up in her lab, and we were wondering if you'd be willing to try talking to her?

Kamukura Izuru: Why is Miu in her lab?

Tojo Kirumi: Ouma had a difficult day yesterday, and decided that, instead if properly dealing with his negative emotions, to take it out on Miu. This of course, had a negative impact on her psyche. Though I must admit, the rest of us have played a rather unfortunate part in her breakdown.

Kamukura Izuru: This seems like a rather terrible situation. I would be happy to help.

Tojo Kirumi: Thank you. Are you sure it's not an inconvenience to you/

Kamukura Izuru: I will literally do anything to avoid tests and experimentation, so really you are doing me a favor.

Tojo Kirumi: Well, of you are sure... Thank you.

Kamukura Izuru: No problem Tojo-san.

Tojo Kirumi: Kirumi.

Kamukura Izuru: ?

Tojo Kirumi: If I am to refer to you as "Izuru", you might as well do the same.

Kamukura Izuru: Okay Izuru.

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Tojo Kirumi: I am strangely proud of them for that.


The Chaos Family
2:45 pm

DangerNeedle: How's Ouma and Miu?

Skeptic: Hey guys...sorry for throwing a knife at you Maki.

Maki: It's fine. I was more worried about you having the knife to be honest.

MFSTARBOY: We were seriously worried you were gonna hurt yourself!

Skeptic: I thought about it, but Shumai and Kiibaby were there and I knew they'd be mad at me

Sherlock: Ouma Kokichi! I would not be mad at you, but the idea of you hurting yourself is really scary and if you have those urges you need to talk to someone!

Maki: Gonna second this. Please actually get help if you need.

Angel: Repeat after me: Bottling up negative emotions is bad! ((COUGH COUGH MAKI, MIU, OUMA, KAITO, AMAMI, TSMUGI, MYSELF, AND KAEDE))

Angel: Oh and you hOSHI

UncleHoshi: Hey, I stopped doing that!

FunDad: Wish I could say the same,,,

Father: So, I'm scheduling a meeting with your therapist

FunDad: Ugh, fine.

DangerNeedle: That is a long list

Angel: We all have issues

Mother: Ouma, are you feeling alright?

Skeptic: I'm fine. I just wish Miu was here. I never properly apologized.

BestGirl is online

BestGirl has added Kamukura Izuru to the chat

Kamukura Izuru has changed their name to UltimateDisaster

BestGirl: Hi everyone.

PianoMurderer: Miu, I am so sorry. I can't believe I let this happen. I know there's really no excuse for how we treated you, and I understand if you never want to talk to us again but please if you'd just let us all apologize and try to make it up to you, this will never happen again/

BestGirl: I'm not mad at you Kaede.

FunDad: Kid, I have never been more upset with myself ever. I am so sorry and I know sorry doesn't heal bullet wounds but I just want ypu to know we all love you okay? I'm sorry you didn't feel that way, and I know it doesn't make that better.

BestGirl: I'm not mad at any of you anymore. I'm just,,,, it really hurts okay? I know I try to act like I'm confident but I'm not. I have trust issues and I've been bullied for years as a kid and it's not,,, I can't handle being teased like you guys can. I take things way too personally and I'm sensitive and I just..

BestGirl: I'm just not in a good place right now, you know?

UncleHoshi: I get that.

FellowGremlin: I wish you had said something earlier. I feel like sh!t knowing we've been hurting you for so long and we didn't even realize it.

Stronkwomanz: We're here for you, okay? No matter what.

Maki: Yeah Miu. We're family. No matter how much I want to throttle you sometimes, it's from a loving place.

MFSTARBOY: Maybe not the best choice of words.

Maki: Sorry. I don't really do this touchy-feely stuff.

Stronkwomanz: We know, and we love you. You're our emotionally stunted best friend <3

Skeptic: Miu, I can't think of enough words to describe how sorry I am. What I said was really out of line and I can't believe that I thought that was anything close to okay. There's really no excuse for what happened. I can't take what I said back, but I can say that I didn't really mean to hurt you that much. Or at all. You don't have to forgive me, I know I wouldn't.

BestGirl: Ouma, it's okay. Sure, you hurt me, but to be honest, I've done that to you way too many times. I can't count the number of times I've said seriously hurtful stuff to you. And at the end of the day, you're a really good friend. So...we cool?

Skeptic: We cool.

Sherlock: This is so,,, normal. And good.

Watson: Welcome back Miu.

DangerNoodle: Also, Miu go hug Gonta because he thinks you're mad at him and,,,

BestGirl: I'm on it!

UltimateDisaster: Glad to see this story has a happy ending.

Mother: As am I.

MFSTARBOY: So do you guys want to have that Smash tournament? We can have a chill family day, communicate, talk about feelings, you know, Kaede stuff??

PianoMurderer: People associating me with emotional maturity is my aesthetic.

FunDad: What a queen!

Stronkwomanz: All woman are queens.

UncleHoshi: if she breathes, she's a thot.

Stronkwomanz: *glares*

Angel: OWO WHAT'S THIS

Skeptic: Omfg

UltimateDisaster: Well, have fun.

Father: Do you want to join us?

UltimateDisaster: Are you sure?

Father: Yep.

UltimateDisaster: That'd be interesting I suppose.

DangerNeedle: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Maki: Stop that.

BestGirl: Stop that.

Skeptic: Stop that.

DangerNeedle: Fine

Father: See you all in the common room

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Father: Now what was this about me dying?

Watson: I'll explain...someday.

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Father: What the actual heck?


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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsmugi: Hey Y'all, you ready for this?

Miu: ((I'm hyped!!!))

Saihara: ((I guess.))

Kirumi: ((Are you feeling alright Saihara-kun?))

Saihara: ((I'm fine, thanks.))

Angie: ((Kirumi and Izuru were having lunch earlier and honestly they look so good together like, wig,))

Kirumi: ((That's a little extreme. All of my children look gorgeous, especially when they're hanging out with friends. Being in good company tends to make one glow.))

Hoshi: ((She's so kind we don't deserve her.))

Ouma: ((Honestly, tea.))

Gonta: ((But everyone deserves love :D))

Hoshi: ((IM W E A K))

FunDad: ((Lol, effin mood.))

Angel: ((What is an effin?))

Ouma: ((Angie don't act ignorant))

Maki: ((Calling friends ignorant: Broke.
Calling friends amazing and unique individuals: WOKE))

Kaede: ((I have taught her so well ;-;))

Kaito: ((So, uh, where did we leave off??))

Tsmugi: ((Prepare thy buttholes brethren. I am about to shock and amaze you.))

Kiibo: ((WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY BUTT???)))

Saihara: ((Fear))

Korekiyo: ((I swear our friend group has 2 collective brain cells. And Kirumi has her own.))

Amami: ((WOW THAT'S SOME TEA))

Himiko: ((I see you there Dad *eyes*))

Tenko: ((😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️))

Himiko: ((Hun bot much?))

Ouma: ((W I G))

Tsmugi: The boy's shadow takes form. A large, pitch black wolf with glowing blue eyes stands before you. The goo monster drops Diana in shock.

Amami: "Diana? Are you all right??"

Himiko: I scurry to the safety of Briar's back.

Tenko: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO WE DO????"

Kirumi: "Is that a shadow demon?? DID THIS KID JUST SUMMON AN ACTUAL DEMON??? WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE IN??"

Hoshi: "I'm out."

Gonta: "Demon! Please come with us quietly! You are under arrest!"

Hoshi: "sEAMUS THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS."

Korekiyo: "I could really go for a pint right about now."

Amami: "How ON EARTH ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BEER RIGHT NOW??"

Korekiyo: "I'm stressed. Alcohol helps with that."

Saihara: "Guys! WHY IS NO ONE TAKING THE KID TO SAFETY??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??"

Kaede: "ONE THING AT A TIME DRAGONI!"

Kiibo: Blade quietly slips to grab the kid and book it.

Tsmugi: The large wolf growls and charges the goo monster. It panics, barely dodging and begins to run up the beach towards the cabin.

Ouma: "AFTER THAT DEMON!"

Hoshi" "Can we not??"

Tsmugi: The wolf curls up by the kid, growling.

Kirumi: I decide to approach it.

Tenko: While Lily gets herself killed I run after the demon

Himiko: "THIS IS A BAD IDEA!"

Tenko: "I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?"

Tsmugi: Clint, you can see the demon running towards the house.

Kaito: I shake Maki awake.

Maki: "What do you want?"

Kaito: "It's demon stabbing time. You have your dagger?"

Maki: "Yes." I say, taking it out.

Kaito: "Follow me!" I climb out the window, and onto the roof.

Tsmugi: Okay, I guess. What's your plan?

Maki: "What are we doing up here?"

Kaito: I put my arms around her waist.

Maki: "Is this really the time to be flirting with me?"

Ouma: ((SHUT DOWN))

Kaito: "That's not-ugh, nevermind. We don't have time for this. He's running! Hold onto your knife!" I say, scooting towards the edge, dragging her."

Maki: "Wait what?'

Kaito: "I'm gonna throw you! Aim for the demon!"

Maki: "WAIT WHAT?? NO!! I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!"

Kaito: "YEET!" I throw her.

Tsmugi: (( IC ANT BREATHE))

Amami: ((Oh, she's dead.))

Saihara: ((RIP Maki. Clint threw her off a roof.))

Maki: ((I swear Kaito,,,))

Kaito: 9(ITS A SOLID PLAN!))

Angie: ((Until she hits the ground and breaks all her bones.))

Tsmugi: ((Roll dex Maki.)

Maki: ((19))

Tsmugi: You survive the fall, tackling the demon to the ground. And that's the end of the campaign. I have to rewrite because I botched the story lmao

Angie: ((RIP))

Kiibo: ((I'm gonna make dinner. Anyone hungry?))

Miu: ((OH! ME ME ME!))

Ouma: ((Please feed me.))

Saihara: ((I'd like some, thank you.))

Kirumi: ((Have a good night, kids.))

Kirumi and 15 others are offline.

 

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Hey guys! I'm taking a little break today because I have an exam and I don't want to rush out a chapter. Sorry!

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The Chaos Family
6:49 pm

DangerNeedle: I feel sad for no reason, like brain, what gives???

UncleHoshi: It's just probably a bad mental health day

DangerNeedle: YAY!

DangerNeedle: God I don't want to go to class

UncleHoshi: None of us do.

PianoMurderer: I'm skipping lmao

BestGirl: That's my girl.

PianoMurderer: :)

Sherlock: Honestly, I'm pretty tempted to skip a well

Skeptic: Why not? I mean, we hardly ever skip lmao

Watson: Won't the teachers complain?

Mother: Why are we not going to class?

PianoMurderer: I'll tell them we all have an important meeting off campus for uh....YO ANGIE IS YOUR GRANDMA ALIVE?

Angel: Yes, why?

PianoMurderer: Okay, we're all going to her Grandma's birthday party.

Angel: Not gonna work. My grandma lives back on my home island.

PianoMurderer: Frick.

Skeptic: Let's just skip.

MFSTARBOY: We need an excuse to do that.

DangerNeedle: UGH, excuses.

Sherlock: it's not like one is just gonna fall into our lap or something.

UncleHoshi: Hold that thought.

The Idiot Squad
7:01 am

UncleHoshi: Yo, @QueenSpiderWeaver, isn't today your birthday?

QueenSpiderWeaver: WHO TOLD YOU???

UncleHoshi: Mizuki

ImTheMap: I mean, technically it's on the 29th but,,

QueenSpiderWeaver: I kept it a secret for a REASON Mizuki!

QueenPrankster: But Hina-chan! Your birthday is important!

Skeptic: wait, so if you only have a birthday every four years...

QueenSpiderWeaver: Don't say it.

Mother: Ah, a leap year baby. Haven't met one in quite some time.

Skeptic: And you were born in 2004...

QueenSpiderWeaver: I SWEAR

Sherlock: Why is he like this?

Watson: I have no clue.

Skeptic: Does that mean you're only 3 years old???

QueenSpiderWeaver: I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!

Father: Please don't.

FunDad: ^^^^^^

Unclehoshi: Omg,,, she's a toddler,,,

DangerNeedle: I MEAN HE'S RIGHT!

Angel: Oh my god, I'm buying her a high chair for Christmas.

QueenSpiderWeaver: you all are insufferable.

Stronkwomanz: So what does that make Ogawa? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

QueenPrankster: She's not an actual three years old, chill.

JewelsAndDeath: This is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen.

PianoMurderer: ANYWAYS! We should go out and celebrate! @everyone, are you in?

FlightDad is online

FlightDad: I am! I have a gift for her!

QueenSpiderWeaver: OMG NO

UncleHoshi: There's this pool near us!

FunDad: It's snowing.

UncleHoshi: So?

FunDad: it's COLD

UncleHoshi: I don't follow

FunDad: Heathen

PianoMurderer: hey! Be nice!

QueenPrankster: Well, I think we could have a little party at Bianca's place!

JewelsAndDeath: I'm down!

QueenPrankster: Cool!

DangerNeedle: Why Bianca's place?

JewelsAndDeath: I have a rather large house.

SoraSnobBoy: Is attendance mandatory?

FilmQueen: Yes!

FlightDad: if you really must miss it, I suppose it would be fine.

GamerBoi: No, he's coming.

DangerNeedle: Jury says?

Skeptic: He must attend.

Sherlock: So you're like what, 15 now?

Skeptic: She's so tiny!

QueenSpiderWeaver: HEY!

Angel: So Bianca's place then? What time?

JewelsAndDeath: I can be ready by 9!

Angel: Am?

JewelsAndDeath: Of course!

Mother: Then it's settled. Akamatsu-san, please inform the teachers that we have an obligation to attend to.

PianoMurderer: Himiko come with me?

FellowGremlin: Wait, why?

PianoMurderer: Guilt factor/

FellowGremlin: MY TIME HAS ARRIVED

Stronkwomanz: You can do it, babe!

FellowGremlin: :)

ImTheMap: Tojo-san, I'll yeet you the address

Mother: Thank you!

ImTheMap: No problem!

Mother and 18 others are offline


The Idiot Squad
9:45 pm

SoraSnobBoy: Who is the tall green-haired guy in the back?

FunDad: Not a guy.

SoraSnobBoy: (She?)

FunDad: (They.)

SoraSnobBoy: Ah, my apologies. Who is the tall green-haired individual in the background?

FunDad: That's Izuru Kamukura. No clue why they're here. They just kinda...got in the car with Mom and no one questioned it.

Father: I've learned not to question this class.

Maki: Honestly, mood.

FilmQueen: They're pretty good-looking.

Mother: I suppose they are.

BigBroIzu: Who just screamed and why?

DangerNeedle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

FilmQueen: Girl, are you okay???

DangerNeedle: Oh I'm great! Just fantastic! Really, I'm wonderful!

DrinkThePainAway: Seems odd but okay

Skeptic: This soda tastes funny??? Is this off-brand soda in a normal bottle?

SoraSnobBoy: No, I bought it. I can assure you it is quality soda.

FlowerChild: I feel all giggly!

TigerEye: more than usual?

FlowerChild: Yep!

FlightDad: I mus admit, I feel a little loose myself. Maybe it's the sugar?

DangerNeedle: I drank some and I feel fine!

BestGirl: I'll check the soda!

Watson: Hinako just fell down the stairs again

Father: Not again! Ugh, where is her sister?

TigerEye: She's hanging out with me and Azune.

Mother: I think Alex might be sick. He just heaved.

SHSLConcern: Idiot took a sip of paint water. I told him that wasn't his drink!

CodeOverMen: Uh, so is it just me or does the soda taste like vodka??

Mother: I SWEAR TO GOD

Angel: SOMEONE SPIKED THE SODA?? HOW?? WHY???

SoraSnobBoy: @BabyDoll

BabyDoll: IT WAS HIMARI

QueenPrankster: LIAR!

BabyDoll: aM NOT!

QueenPrankster: ARE TOO!


BabyDoll: aM NOT!

QueenPrankster: ARE TOO!

BabyDoll: aM NOT!

QueenPrankster: ARE TOO!

BabyDoll: aM NOT!

QueenPrankster: ARE TOO!

QueenSpiderWeaver: I am pouring out this soda. Someone get Mina off the table before she dies, and someone go get a nausea tablet for Alex.

Watson: On it!

Mother: So who spiked it?

FunDad: Miu?

PianoMurderer: Wasn't her.

Stronkwomanz: I think it was Hoshi?

UncleHoshi: Nope.

FunDad: Wait...didn't Saito stay behind earlier when we all went into the living room?

GamerBoi: I'm innocent I tell you!

BabyDoll: All right then. Guess we'll never know.

FilmDad: So, what does the Birthday girl want to do?

QueenSpiderWeaver: Let's play the quiet game! Winner gets to chose what we do afterward!

FunDad: OH YOU're ON

Skeptic: WOOOHOOO!

Mother: 10 bucks this party ends with something being destroyed.

DrinkThePainAway: Deal

FlightDad: Deal

Mother and everyone else is offline

The Chaos Family
11:30 pm

UncleHoshi: Night kids.

Maki: Bold of you to assume I sleep.

UncleHoshi: go to bed.

Maki: Okay.

 

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The Chaos Family
7:20 am

BestGirl is online

BestGirl: @stronkwomanz It is time. No Felony February is over.

Stronkwomanz: OMG NO

BestGirl: It is time...I shall CRONCH and MONCH on yer bones

Stronkwomanz: SOMEBODY HELP ME

Shelly is online

Shelly: Hey guys, just thought I'd check up on you!

Stronkwomanz: SHELLY HELP!!! MIU'S GONNA CONSUME MY BONES

Shelly: MIU! NO KILLING ANYONE! I AM NOT DEALING WITH THE READERS! DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY THEY FLIPPED OUT ON ME WHEN KORK DIED?? I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE SEESAWED!

Father: WHY DO YOU AND KIIBO KEEP MENTIONING ME DYING SHELLY????

Shelly: WAIT, HOW DOES KIIBO KNOW???

Watson: THE INFORMATION WaS ON THE INTERNET

Shelly: WHO LEAKED THE FIC TO THE INTERNET IN YOUR WORLD??

DangerNeedle: Hnggghhhhh

Shelly: HOW DID YOU GET AHOLD OF IT???

DangerNeedle: I don't know! One minute I was on Tumblr, but then it crashed and I guess it hooked up to your universes internet somehow???

Shelly: that sounds bad

Watson: So uh, surprise? You died, Dad!

Father: Omg

Father: Well I guess that's uh....wow.

FunDad: Was lurking, Korekiyo do you need a hug?

Father: ...yes.

FunDad: I'll be there soon.

Father: Existential crisis AHOY

Shelly: well, have fun with that!

Shelly is offline

DangerNeedle: She's such a wild card

Stronkwomanz: She's a whole poker deck that has a napkin, pokemon cards, one random Yugi-Oh card, and Uno for some reason.

BestGirl: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN USE THAT??

DangerNeedle: The strongest deck

Father: Now I have to make rules for that game curse you

FunDad: Oh, if you do we could play it on the channel!

DangerNeedle: Title: 'We play a weird card game created by the SHSL Anthropologist"

Father: That could totally be a series actually.

Stronkwomanz: "We play a weird game of Twister hosted by the SHSL Aikido Master"

Father: That'd be interesting

DangerNeede: "Please put your foot on Black." "There is no black tho?" "Figure it out."

Stronkwomanz: That would be fun!

Mother is online

Mother: Class is starting!

FunDad: We'll be right there!

Mother: See you soon!

Mother and 5 others are offline

The Chaos Family
10:21 am

UncleHoshi: Exams are coming up, people are stressing, and Monophanie-san is crying over essays

Father; She is the embodiment of "they're so fucking stupid".

UncleHoshi: That is such a mood

UltimateDisaster: I think Monomi-san is going to burst a blood vessel

Mother: I feel bad for poor Monosuke-san. He has to teach the 78th and no one besides Kirigiri-san and Togami-san has studied

UltimateDisaster: I think I might strangle Akane if she doesn't start studying. I am so tired of tutoring her

Father: Mood

Mother: Mood

UncleHoshi: Mood

Watson: Mood

PianoMurderer: MOOD

BestGirl: HAHA NORMIES WHO STUDY

Sherlock: You're failing English

BestGirl: So? When am I gonna use English??

Sherlock: YOU TRAVEL NATIONALLY

Watson: It's okay, she'll have Kaede

PianoMurderer: Lmao

BestGirl: OWO

PianoMurderer: God, why do I love you?

Maki: (Me, at Kaito)

MFSTARBOY: I SAW THAT

Maki: MWAH

DangerNeedle: Are you all excited for the play in 11 days?

Maki: It's gonna be a trainwreck. The sets aren't even done

Angel: *sobs in crew*

FellowGremlin: HEy y'all, we need to be like, studying?

Sherlock: Let's go!

Sherlock and several others are offline

The Idiot Squad
1:00 pm

FlightDad: @everyone HAPPY BIRTHDAY OKA!

TigerEye: Thanks.

FlowerChild: Everyone, we're having dinner at our place tonight! You're invited!

Father: We'll probably be there.

FlowerChild: See you then!

The Chaos Family
1:15 pm

Sherlock: DID IZURU JUST PUNT TERUTERU???

Maki: That was impressive.

Sherlock: Well that was awesome.

Mother: I'm grateful for that.

Sherlock: Ugh, we have rehearsal today

Mother: Well, RIP us then.

UncleBug: Gonta thinks it'll be shorter today! Gonta heard that the director has a doctor's appointment.

Skeptic: We'bve been spared.

Sherlock: God I want a nap.

Skeptic: Take one. I'll take notes for you!

Sherlock: You're an angel.

Sherlock: I know.

FellowGremlin: More like a demon.

Sherlock: HEY!

FellowGremlin: Nyeh!

Sherlock is offline

Mother: No fighting you two!

FellowGremlin: Fine/

Skeptic: No promises lol

Mother: Ouma Kokichi.

FellowGremlin: oh, you're in trouble~~~

Mother: Himiko Yumeno.

FellowGremlin is offline

Maki: weak

MFSTARBOY: Don't poke the bear Maki.

Maki: She's not a bear.

MFSTARBOY: SMH

UncleBug: Back to class everyone!

Maki: Okay Gonta.

Mother and 3 others are offline

Chapter Text

Taking a break today. I just got a tv in my room,,,.life is awesome.

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I have 4 million errands to run today, so I'm gonna have to wait till tomorrow to post. Sorry for the delay!

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The Chaos Family
1:27 am

Mother: How is literally everyone awake?

Father: No one can sleep.

Skeptic: Night terrors, yay!

Maki: Mood

Father: That should not be a mood.

Skeptic: Lol, but it is.

Father: Everyone else? What's your excuse?

FunDad: Insomnia

UncleHoshi: Insomnia

UncleBug: Gonta is helping Kaede!

PianoMurderer: Headache

BestGirl: My girlfriend has a headache

Sherlock: Insomnia

FellowGremlin: Idfk

Stronkwomanz: Himiko's awake.

DangerNeedle: Work

Angel: Trying to get Tsmugi to sleep.

MFSTARBOY: Comforting Maki.

UltimateDisaster; I don't do sleep

Watson: I don't need sleep

Mother: Well, at least they all have semi-good reasons

Father: You guys need to sleep more,,,

Maki: We know.

FunDad: How to turn off insomnia?

Watson: Yeetus deletus your brain

FunDad: On it!

Sherlock: RIP Dad.

UncleHoshi: Please do not delete your brain,,,

Mother: ^^^^^

Skeptic: RIP we have rehearsal till 10 tonight

DangerNeedle: Lmao all the costumes are done, I'll just have the lackeys get everyone dressed and then nap in the back :P

Mother: I suppose if I have no import duties, sleeping in the back would be warranted.

FunDad: LMAO SAIHARA AND KAEDE AND I HAVE TO REHEARSE

Sherlock: Jokes on you, I can sleep between scenes.

Dad: Jokes on you, I'm supporting cast and not a lead.

FunDad: Lmao catch him napping backstage.

Angel: If the sets were done,,,

DangerNeedle: Just power through it babe! We believe in you <3333

Angel: I can do it.

FellowGremlin: I'll be taking a FAT nap between scenes.

Stronkwomanz: Ah, the joys of being in the light crew. I'll just let Kiibo and Ouma do all the work!

Skeptic: So glad we have other people working with us lmao

FellowGremlin: Gucchi

Mother: We should attempt to sleep,,

UltimateDisaster: I believe that would be wise

MFSTARBPY: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

Maki: Going to bed then?

UncleHoshi: R I P

UncleBug: Harukawa-san! Be nice!

Maki: Fine, fine.

Maki is offline

Skeptic: See you guys in the morning then.

BestGirl: I'm gonna go make a whole bunch of coffee

PianoMurderer: Save some for me?

BestGirl: I shall

PianoMurderer: <3

DangerNeedle: Soft lesbians

Angel: Bedtime.

DangerNeedle: Night then

DangerNeedle and 15 others are offline


The Chaos Family
8:30 am

Skeptic: I REGRET THIS SO MUCH

Sherlock: My head hurts so much.

Watson: Foolish mortals and your need for sleep.

UltimateDisaster: A wild Gundam clone appears

Father: Speaking of the lord of darkness, we have a cryptid meeting today.

Angel: Oh, we do? I'm so excited! I can't wait to talk to Sonia-chan again!

FunDad: I guess I'm stuck hanging out with Souda then.

DangerNeedle: I'll join you guys since my cryptid girlfriend is gonna hang with the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

FunDad: "four horsemen of the apocalypse" you are my favorite child

Skeptic: Awww man :(

FunDad: Oh hush, we all know you're Mom's favorite.

Skeptic: Mom doesn't have favorites.

Mother: False. I have favorites. I have very clear favorites.

PianoMurderer: *Stares at Gonta*

BestGirl: Lmao, Piano Aunt at it again

UncleHoshi has changed PianoMurderer's name to PianoAunt

UncleHoshi has changed BestGirl's name to InventorAunt

InventerAunt: IM NOT CRYING

Maki: She's sobbing

PianoAunt: I am pleased.

Maki: Also, I just watched Kaito put his math homework in the pencil sharpener.

Skeptic: OMG You are actually a trainwreck.

Sherlock: How does one even???

Watson: *puts 2 pencils and a math sheet on the desk* ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER. ONE OF THESE THINGS DOES NOT BELONG

Maki: So, someone change his name to SpaceHead

UncleHoshi has changed MFSTARBOY to SpaceHead

SpaceHead: I resent this

Maki: You deserve it tho,,,

SpaceHead: TBH, Ur right

Mother: We should all be trying to focus on today's lessons. With finals being next week,, and the play being on the 12th,,,

Father: God our schedule is a mess

Angel: I pray that I don't fail.

Skeptic: Instead of praying, why not actually study?

Angel: You are a fool and a blundering idiot. Studying is for the simpleminded.

DangerNeedle: Angie!

Angel: And also my loving and beautiful girlfriend

DangerNeedle: That's better.

Mother: Do I need to mute the chat?

Skeptic: No Mommy~~~~!

Mother has muted the chat for 5 hours. Reason: Ouma, I love you, but just no.


The Chaos Family
2:30 pm

UltimateDisaster: I am concerned as to why I hear sobbing from this broom closet. And also, Ouma-san seems to be in quite a bit of panic

Watson: I'm OMW over now.

Father: The person in the broom closet is Kirumi. I think the stress got to her.

FunDad: She's always overworking herself,, like please honey no, it's okay to take breaks.

UncleBug: Will Mom be okay?

FellowGremlin: I think so?

FellowGremlin: Follow-up question, how old are you Izuru?

UltimateDisaster: And this is relevant how?

FellowGremlin: Just curious!

UltimateDisaster: if you must know, I'm 16.

FellowGremlin: REALLY? But you're almost a 4th year.

UltimateDisaster: I'm an artificial life form. I'm, for all intents and purposes, Hinata's clone. I was cloned from DNA collected from his 1st year and then finished forming in his 2nd year. I fail to understand why this is complicated?

FunDad: CLONING IS REAL????

Father: There he goes again.

Father: Now what? We need to get her out of there.

UltimateDisaster: I can assist if necessary. I am skilled at handling situations such as this.

FellowGremlin: Thanks in advance then. I'm gonna go check on the Panta Demon

UncleBug: Gonta is going to make cookies! Maybe that will cheer Mom up!

UncleHoshi: So pure,, I don't deserve him,,,

UncleBug: That is a lie. Ryoma deserves the world.

UncleHoshi is offline

Maki is online

Maki: Why did Hoshi just throw his phone across the room??

Maki: Oh, I see.

Maki is offline

FunDad: I love them so much omg

FunDad is offline

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

Skeptic: Mom?

Mother: I'm sorry for worrying you Ouma. I was simply having a bad day.

Skeptic: Oh no, it's fine! Are you okay? Do you need anything?

Mother: I'm fine

Skeptic: Hey! I know a lie when I see one!

Skeptic: I'm coming to find you. I think you need a hug.

Mother: ....I would like a hug.

Skeptic: OKAY! KING HUG TO THE RESCUE!


Skeptic is offline

 

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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsmugi: Evening everyone! Are you ready for today?

Maki: ((I would like to know whether I need a new character or not.))

Tsmugi: ((LMAO, Nah you're fine.))

Tsmugi: ((Shall I start?))

Kirumi: ((Go ahead))

Tsmugi: As Maki hovers over the demon, he promptly disappears. Those of you on the beach watch as the wolf circles the boy, laying by him. And poor Blade, who is caught right next to the boy. The shadow dog doesn't seem to mind him.

Angel: ((WHAT A GOOD PUPPER))

Kiibo: ((God I love organic life forms))

Saihara: ((My boyfriend, the robot everyone.))

Kirumi: I reach to let the wolf sniff me.

Tsmugi: It does. It deems you safe and pulls you within the small circle. The wolf, by the way, is even bigger than Great Bear. It is actually huge.

Kirumi: "This is...pleasing."

Kiibo: "So, do you have a name Mr.Wold?"

Ouma: I go to check on Maki since we all just watched her get tossed off a roof.

Gonta: Seamus follows!

Hoshi: Dirk follows to make sure Maki doesn't kill Lokeil.

Maki: ((Fair.))

Kaito: ((Clint's in so much trouble, isn't he?))

Tenko: ((I'm going to gut him.))

Maki: I stand slowly, groaning. "I'm going to kill you for that, Clint."

Kaito: "It worked didn't it?" I call out, scrambling to get down safely.

Tsmugi: ((roll dex))

Kaito: ((16!))

Tsmugi: ((That's with your -2?))

Tenko: ((The Bard that can't do anything- The Movie))

Himiko: ((LMAO))

Kaito: ((Yes...))

Tsmugi: you dismount somewhat gracefully.

Maki: I immediately grab him by the ear and drag him over to the party.

Kaito: "OWWW!"

Himiko: "I can't believe you did that."

Korekiyo: "Where you trying to kill her???"

Amami: "Nah, Clint's just dumb, to be honest."

Ouma: "I agree!'

Saihara: "Okay, enough."

Tsmugi: Charlie turns to Kiibo. "His name's Izurumi!"

Kirumi: ((...))

Ouma: ((someone wants to die today))

Angel: ((Ouma!))

Kiibo: "What a lovely name. Say, don't you think Rose is worried for you?"

Saihara: I discuss with Elana what to do with Clint.

Kaede: "I'm thinking a dunce cap?"

Miu: "We should tie him up and drag him behind us on a branch for a bit!"

Himiko: "I say we murder him."

Angel: "That's a wonderful idea!"

Amami: "NO IT'S NOT!!!"

Maki: "Please, no murder."

Kaede: "It's tempting..."

Hoshi: "Oh my gods, no."

Angel: "Let's do it!"

Gonta: "Seamus thought murder was wrong?"

Tsmugi: Rose approaches the party. Stepping into the little circle, she collects her brother. "Thank you, folks, for your kindness. I know it seems mighty strange, but my brother has a wolf that follows him around. No one's sure what it is exactly."

Korekiyo: "Perhaps...no, but that is too dangerous a trip for the boy."

Amami: "Oh! Are you thinking..."

Korekiyo: "Exactly."

Ouma: "Can it lovebirds! Either finish your sentences or shut up!"

Saihara: "Be nice Lokeil!"

Kiibo: "Lokeil, be nice!"

Hoshi: Dirk sighs.

Himiko: "Oh! Are you guys thinking of the Wizard's Guild in St. Monica?"

Tenko: "Right! If we bring him there, maybe someone can help him!"

Tsmugi: Rose pricks up at this. "St.Monica? Why that's only a month's journey from here. Would you be willing to take us?"

Kaito: "Why not?"

Maki: "We should head there anyway. It's a major city, so we ought to be able to find the way back to the canyon."

Hoshi: "Then it's settled. However, are you up for the journey? It's quite a ways away and we're on foot at the moment. Except for the horses."

Tsmugi: Charlie looks up. "I can...ride on Izurumi."

Angie: "Great! Well, we should all rest up. We have quite the journey ahead of us."

Kirumi: "I agree."

Kaede: "Well, inside with all of you!"

Tenko: I carry Briar inside.

Tsmugi: And that concludes our session! See you next week. Also, you all are Level 2 now!

Ouma: ((Bye!))

Tsmugi: ((Bye!))

Tsmugi and 14 others are offline.

 

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The Chaos Family
7:40 am

SpaceHead: Yo, I have to head to the hospital. Will someone take notes for me?

UncleHoshi: I can. What's wrong?

SpaceHead: Grandma had a minor stroke. She's gonna be fine, but I still wanna see her.

UncleHoshi: Are you sure you're okay going alone?

SpaceHead: Yeah! Why wouldn't I be?

FunDad: You just lost your granddad. Are you sure seeing your grandma in the hospital won't be hard for you?

UncleHoshi: What he said.

SpaceHead: I told you, I'll be fine

Skeptic is online

Skeptic: Hey dummy! Are you doing the "macho tough guy" thing again??? That's so annoying! Newsflash, you don't have to be strong 24/7! That would make you flex tape!

FunDad:👀👀👀👀

SpaceHead: ...You're right. I don't think I can go alone.

Maki: I'll come with. What time do you think we'll be back?

SpaceHead: Like, around 2?

Maki: Sounds good. Take notes for us?

UncleHoshi: Of course.

Maki: I'll be right down.

SpaceHead: Thank you.

Maki: No need.

Maki and 1 others are offline

FunDad: I'm glad she's going with him

Skeptic: Agreed! Idiots need each other.

UncleHoshi: Ouma.

Skeptic: XP

Skeptic is offline

UncleHoshi: That kid...

FunDad: He's a bugger sometimes, but he's our bugger.

UncleHoshi: Couldn't have said it better myself.


The Chaos Family
9:30 am

DangerNeedle: What the fuck are we learning????

Angel: I have no clue

PianoAunt: This is Japanese History,,,, Omg you guys.

InventorAunt: Please take notes,,, you're killing me.

UncleBug: Killing is wrong!

Father: Such a strong, bold stance.

Watson: Said so elagantly.

UncleHoshi: And with such passion!!!

FunDad: Humanity truely is beautiful.

Stronkwomanz: Odd flex.

FellowGremlin: Tsmugi, we're learning about Commodore Perry and....the treaty we signed.

Stronkwomanz: WHAT IS IT CALLED AGGGGGGGH

InventorAunt: Shit

PianoAunt: Omg I have no clue

Stronkwomanz: We're such failures omg

FellowGremlin: We've played ourselves.

Angel: We should take notes,,,,

DangerNeedle: Good idea.

Sherlock: Don't forget, we have a rehearsal till 10!!!

DangerNeedle: Fuck.

Sherlock: *jazz hands from hell*

InventorAunt: r/brandnewsentence

PianoAunt: I'm concerned.

FellowGremlin: r/creepyasteriks

Stronkwomanz: Oh! Good one!

Skeptic: This is a disaster

Watson: I like it!

Mother is online

Mother: Why are you texting instead of paying attention?

Sherlock and 13 others are offline

Mother: Of course.

Mother is offline

The Chaos Family
1:00 pm

Mother: How is everyone doing?

FellowGremlin: Tenko left to talk to someone, so I'm letting Ouma braid my hair

Skeptic: It's shiny omg guys

FellowGremlin: Now I know what Maki had to put up with.

Mother: Maki put up with a lot.

Sherlock: This is so pure guys omg

Watson: They're adorable-

Father: What are you doing Kirumi?

Mother: Izuru and I are helping the class reps with somethings.

DangerNeedle: You sure do spend a lot of time with Izuru...

InventorAunt: Yeah. One could say it's a substantial amount of time.

Angel: A huge amount of time.

Mother: What are you implying?

FunDad: Nothing.

Father: Nothing.

Skeptic: If they know what's good for them, nothing.

Sherlock: Nothing.

Watson: Are they not implying that Mother has feelings for Izuru? I feel like I missed something somewhere.

InventorAunt: Kiibo you beautiful idiot.

Mother: I??? What????

Father: You've broken her

FunDad: RIP Mom.

UncleBug: Is Mom dying??

FellowGremlin: No Gonta

UncleHoshi: No Gonta.

Mother is offline

InventAunt: Oh fuck we broke her

FellowGremlin: Ya thi

Sherlock: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Skeptic: Sorry Himiko, gotta blast

FellowGremlin: WHY IS TENKO SCREAMING

Angel: Okay, nobody panic

InventorAunt: IM PANICKNG

UncleHoshi: Oh god TeruTeru is covered in blood oh god so is Tenko oh god oh god oh god

UncleBug: Gonta is coming!

InventorAunt: Someone call the hospital oh god I'm gonna puke

Sherlock: Mikan said Tenko's blood isn't hers oh god

Skeptic: I'm scared.

Watson: Guys someone mute the chat let's regroup oh my god

FunDad has muted the chat until further notice. Reason: Oh my fucking god.

 

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The Chaos Family
7:30 am

SpaceHead is online

SpaceHead: SO WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED YESTERDAY?????

Maki: I too, would like to know.

Mother: we're not sure. Himiko is talking to Tenko now. All we know is she beat up Teruteru and is suspended until the 12th.

Father: There was so much blood. God, my head hurts thinking about it.

Skeptic: I'm really concerned about her.

Maki: I feel stabby.

SpaceHead: Stabby isn't a feeling.

Maki: IT IS FOR ME

Angel: Wow, this is a lot of tension.

Mother: Classes got canceled today because of all this.

FunDad: Good, I would've skipped anyways.

UncleHoshi: Gonta being stressed makes me feel bad.

Skeptic: Everything really sucks right now and I kinda want to crawl into a hole and never come out.

Sherlock and Watson are online

Sherlock: Kokichi, no hole crawling. That's not a healthy way to deal with your emotions.

Watson: Miu and Kaede say that Tenko is coming into the chat @everyone

UncleBug: :D

FunDad: Well, here we go.

Stronkwomanz and 3 others are online

PianoAunt: Hey Amami?

FunDad: Done.

Father: What just happened?

InventorAunt: Don't ask.

FellowGremlin: be nice kay guys? This is hard for her.

Skeptic: Tenko, do we need to punt Teruteru into the sun? Just give me the heads-up so I can get my jerk-kicking boots on

Sherlock: Protective Ouma strikes again

Watson: b l e s s h i m

Stronkwomanz: I didn't mean to hurt him. I just...I panicked okay?? I panicked really badly.

Mother: Elaborate.

DangerNeedle: Only if you want too though!

Maki: I mean, yeah but also if you have to tell the police you can't just... not.

Sherlock: Even then, details wouldn't be needed. And she doesn't have to tell us.

Stronkwomanz: He tried to look up my skirt and it...it brought back some really bad memories so I just started hitting him and Oh god if someone hadn't stopped me I could've killed him I wasn't even thinking/

InventorAunt: So it's his fault, basically?

PianoAunt: Normally violence isn't right but...

Father: Hey, Tenko?

Stronkwomanz: Yes?

Father: Is this why...is this why you don't like men?

Stronkwomanz:

Stronkwomanz: Yes...

FellowGremlin: Hey, you're a good person and we like you.

Sherlock: Tenko, I'm so sorry I...I don't know what to say or how to handle this or even how to think about this.

Stronkwomanz: It's fine. I just...I really just need awhile, okay?

Mother: We understand!

UncleHoshi: Let us know if you need anything?

UncleBug: We're here for you :D

Mother: :)

Father: :)

FunDad: :)

Stronkwomanz: Thank you.

Skeptic: Well, I need a nap so I'm gonna take one

Sherlock: A nap does sound good right about now.

Watson: I should probably charge.

Sherlock: Well, adios.

Sherlock and 2 others are offline

Angel: I have a project to work on.

DangerNeedle: So do I.

SpaceHead: Maki, wanna train?

Maki: Sure Kaito.

UncleHoshi: Does anybody want to watch the documentary I picked up?

UncleBug: Gonta wants to!

Mother: Sounds interesting.

Father: I'll join.

FunDad: I'll come as well.

Mother: See you guys soon.

UncleHoshi: See you!

UncleHoshi and 12 others are offline

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

Mother: I have just spent 4 hours watching a documentary about tea.

UltimateDisaster: Was it interesting?

Mother: I suppose.

UltimateDisaster: Well, are you free this afternoon?

Mother: I have no plans, why?

UltimateDisaster: A friend of mine gave me movie tickets and I need someone to give the other to.

Mother: Oh.

Mother: Sure, I'll go,

UltimateDisaster: It starts at 3. Do you wnat to grab lunch first?

Mother: Sure.

UltimateDisaster: Meet me downstairs?

Mother: See you there :)

Mother and 1 others are offline

DangerNeedle: All according to plan..MUAHAHAHAHAA

Angel: Are you meddling again?

DangerNeedle: No dear.

Angel: Hmm...okay!

Angel is offline

DangerNeedle; Whew, that was close.

Maki: What was close?

DangerNeedle: NOTHING!

DangerNeedle is offline

 

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WOOOOOO BOY

 

It's my last day of school till Spring Break and I have 90 million things to do, so I'm gonna take today off. Thankfully, I have a week off! Woop! Let's go!

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My parents are dragging me to a family gathering today, so writing won't be possible. God I'm sorry guys. I'll try to get on Discord though!

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

Mother: Who is watching One Punch At max volume?

Angel: Don't judge us

DangerNeedle; Don't judge me

Mother: Oh, I'm judging you all right.

Angel: Nooooo

DangerNeedle: What have we done to deserve your wrath Mother?

Mother: Please turn your show down before our ears explode.

Angel: On it!

DangerNeedle: Where did you go Angie?

Angel: Can't find the remote

DangerNeedle: Just use the TV?

Angel: No, I need the remote.

DangerNeedle: ?????

Mother: Do you require assistance?

Angel: Where the fuck did it go?

DangerNeedle: I DON'T KNOW

Angel: @everyone who has the remote

Sherlock and 12 others are online

Sherlock: The remote? Have you checked the couch cushions?

Angel: YES

InventorAunt: What about under the coffeee table?

Angel: Yes!

UncleHoshi: Under the couch?

Angel: Yes!

FellowGremlin: Is someone sitting on it?

DangerNeedle: Nope.

Mother: This is going nowhere.

DangerNeedle: Just come back omg

Angel: No. I have to find it now.

PianoAunt: This is perplexing, where is the remote?

Skeptic: Have you checked the freezer?

Watson: Why would it be in the freezer????

Skeptic: Amami-chan's done it before.

FunDad: I have. It was not amusing.

UncleHoshi: Maybe the broom closet?

Angel: It's not in the broom closet, I checked there.

Father: Perhaps Miu has it in her lab somewhere

InventorAunt: Maybe, I'll check!

SpaceHead: Maybe someone put it with the dvds?

Maki: It could be in someone's locker

Stronkwomanz: Has anyone checked the pool?

Sherlock: Why would it be in the pool?

Stronkwomanz: I don't know!

FunDad: Someone check the lost and found?

UncleBug: Gonta will go check right now!

DangerNeedle: I just want to watch my show in piece damn it!

Mother: We know Shirogane-san. But Angie is fixiated on the remote now

FellowGremlin: I checked my room and it's not it here

Skeptic: Rooms are a good idea! I'll check mine!

Sherlock: We should seriously consider putting a gps on the remote.

InventorAunt: Okay, so it's not in my lab

PianoAunt: We're checking rooms now.

UncleHoshi: If it's in mine it'e gone for good.

FellowGremlin: Nothing leaves that room.

Stronkwomanz: It's a minefield in there, how does Gonta not make you clean it?

UncleHoshi: We try, but it resists our efforts

Angel: It was in the freezer.

FunDad: Oh wow

Skeptic: Is that a phone ringing cause I CALLED IT.

Maki: Congragulations.

Skeptic: Thank you Japan!

SpaceHead: Can I return to my slumber now?

Maki: No

Stronkwomanz: It's full dress day, remember?

Sherlock: REEEEEEEE

PianoAunt: Prepare thyselves.

FellowGremlin: We're going 1 to 10 so buckle up comrades!

Stronkwomanz: Comrades?

Skeptic: Communism

Sherlock: Hotel?

Watson: Travogo.

Mother: I shall prepare food for the journey

Father: Need some help?

UncleBug: Gonta will help Mom make food!

FunDad: I can help.

Mother: I already have assistance, but thank you for your offer.

DangerNeedle: You do?

InventorAunt: From who?

Mother: Izuru offered to help me.

FunDad: You sure do spend a lot of time with them.

Mother: Yes, I do. They are a dear friend

Father: If you say so..

Sherlock: I've got a case to work on.

Watson: Miu, can you check my legs for me?

InventorAunt: Sure, no problem?

Skeptic: Ooooh! I'll feed Panta and be right out!

Skeptic is offline

Watson: God I love him

Sherlock:

Watson: You too Shuichi

Sherlock: Thank you.

Sherlock is offline

The Chaos Family
4:45 pm

PianoAunt: My lungs hurt lmao

Sherlock: God, so do mine.

FunDad: God I love Damien

Father: Why is his voice so low omg please send help my vocal cords are killing me

Mother: I shall bring lemon drops for the three of you

PianoAunt: A goddess among us mortals

Stronkwomanz: she is. Teruteru apologized by the way.

Maki: Good. His jaw okay?

Stronkwomanz: Yeah. He told me he was just joking around and didn't realize that I would feel uncomfortable with that. He said he won't do it again.

Maki: I'm glad that's settled. He's a little shit but he's Hope's Peak's little shit.

Stronkwomanz: Yeah. He told me he got lectured by basically everyone, including his Mom.

Stronkwomanz: My therapist told me I need to stop calling him a degenerate though.

FellowGremlin: Honestly, that's probably health.

Stronkwomanz: Men are still slobby, stupid, brutish pigs but...they're not all rapists.

Stronkwomanz: Maybe a few of them are, but at the very least, school is a safe place

SpaceHead: Yo, can I have your therapist's number?

Stronkwomanz: Sure.

Stronkwomanz: Dmed.

SpaceHead: Thanks.

Maki: Back to rehearsal everyone.

Maki: Tenko?

Stronkwomanz: Yeah?

Maki: Just...we have your back, okay?

Stronkwomanz: Yeah. I know.

Stronkwomanz is offline.

 

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The Chaos Family
7:27 am

Skeptic: I'm tired QAQ

Stronkwomanz: That's a mood

Skeptic: I wanna sleep but like, there's a hecking woofer outside my door

Stronkwomanz: A woofer??

Skeptic: A woofer!

Stronkwomanz: Must pet the woofer.

Skeptic: Come quick, it might run away

Watson: What is it with Kokichi and Dogs?

Sherlock: He's weak for "hecking woofers"

Watson: Why do they say it like that?

Sherlock: Reddit.

Watson: Ah

Stronkwomanz: Himiko! Do you wanna pet the hecking woofer??

FellowGremlin: I'm coming to pet the hecking woofer

Maki: I will kill the next person to say hecking woofer

Skeptic: oof, sorry Maki

FellowGremlin: We'll stop.

Sherlock: HECKING WOOFER

Maki: Ignoring that, see your therapist

FellowGremlin: 10/10 best Maki

Maki: Do y'all have more than one Maki?

SpaceHead: Nah.

Watson: Have y'all heard of rare puppers?

Stronkwomanz: OF COURSE

Father is online

Father: Who has dog pictures.

FunDad: Did someone say rare puppers?

Watson: I have been stockpiling puppy pictures

Sherlock: Genius.

Maki: Actually that's kinda soft wtf

Father: Everyone likes dogs.

FunDad: Everyone. No exceptions.

Stronkwomanz: They're just so sOFT

FellowGremlin: Like a blanket.

FunDad: Dogs dogs lots of dogs~

Skeptic: Ah.

InventorAunt: Y'all need to start selling your stocks now. I predict a fall in some of the more popular meme stocks prices.

Skeptic: On it.

Sherlock: Hopefully I break even from this.

Father: Meme economy?

InventorAunt: Meme economy.

Father: Well, have fun.

Father is offline

The Chaos Family
10:51 am

DangerNeedle: Omg you guys

DangerNeedle: Dare I say that Kirumi and Izuru are going out again?

Angel: EEEEEEEK!!!

Angel: Details?

DangerNeedle: Kirumi isn't wearing her uniform, she's wearing this pastel purple dress and makeup? And high heeled boots omg you guys she's gorgeous.

PianoAunt: Oh, so that's where my boots went

InventorAunt: Yeah sorry. I lent them too her.

PianoAunt: It's fine.

Maki: Why are we so caught up with her outfit?

Stronkwomanz: Look, you don't borrow clothing from someone else for a casual day with a friend

FellowGremlin: So it's a date?

Angel: Or she wants it to be.

FellowGremlin: I'm so happy for her.

Maki: They have know each other since April...

DangerNeedle: Eeek! We'll ask her when she gets back.

InventorAunt: This is so pure omg.

DangerNeedle: We love they!

PianoAunt: Yeah we do.

DangerNeedle: Let's gather girls, I wanna make Tea and wait for her.

Angel: Good idea!

DangerNeedle and 6 others are offline


The Chaos Family
2:45 pm

Mother is online

Mother: Are the girls lying in wait for me?

Skeptic: Yep

UncleHoshi: Be prepared, they're going to reel you in and interogate you.

Mother: Of course they are.

FunDad: But like, was that a date or?

UncleBug: Amami-san! You can't ask a lady if she's on a date! That's ungentleman-ly!

FunDad: She's our Mom tho

Skeptic: Still a girl.

Father: So?

Mother:

Mother: Yes, but keep this on the down low

InventorAunt: !!!!!!!!!!

Sherlock: Well fuck.

Skeptic: That's an F

Father: Okay, have fun

FunDad: Yeah!

Father and 3 others are offline

Sherlock: Well

Skeptic: Gotta go!

Skeptic and Sherlock are offline

Mother: I'm fucked, aren't I?

InventorAunt: Prepare thyself.

Mother: Ugh.

Mother is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
7:02 am

Mother: So was all that really necessary?

DangerNeedle: Yes.

Angel: I can't believe you and Izuru are a thing and you tried to hide it!

Mother: It's just not serious yet.

Skeptic: Mom, where is Izuru? I just need to talk to them for a second.

Maki: Yes, I too would like to talk to them

Mother: I wasn't born yesterday. There will be no threatening of Izuru

Skeptic: Not even a little bit?

Mother: No Ouma.

Maki: What if I just politely explain to them that their actions have consequences.

Maki: Painful consequences.

SpaceHead: Omg Maki

Skeptic: Yeah! We're just giving them a friendly reminder that we know where they sleep!

FunDad: Wait, are we doing the shovel talk? Cause I want in.

Father: Really Rantarou?

FunDad: Hey! This is Mom! We have to protect her honor!

Mother: I'm not worried about that.

Skeptic: You should be! People only thibk about one thing and it's disgusting!

Sherlock: If you say memes ISTG

Skeptic: World Domination!

Watson: Figures.

SpaceHead: Mom, just let Izuru know that if they hurt you....

SpaceHead: We aren't afraid of jail

Sherlock: What did I say? No felonies!

Maki: It's Madness March™

SpaceHead: No Felony February is done

Skeptic: Next is Anarchy April

Watson: Then Mellow May, right?

Maki: Yeah.

FunDad: Can't wait for April 1st

Skeptic: Muahahahahaha

Watson: 1 fear.

Sherlock: 2 fear.

Maki: Red fear

Mother: Blue fear

Father: A fear on a bike

FunDad: Wow guys, edgy.

Mother: So are you all coming downstairs for full dress? The play is today.

FunDad: AHHHHHHHHHH

Father: Well fuck.

SpaceHead: Let's go!

Maki: I don't wanna do this.

Skeptic: We can do it!

Sherlock: Ahaha optimism.

Watson: *jazz hands from hell commence*

Sherlock: Blocked

Watson: Reported.

Sherlock: Wow fuck off

Watson: *Uno Reverse Card*

Sherlock is offline

Watson is offline

The Chaos Family
6:30 pm

UltimateDisaster: Why are you guys screaming?

Mother: Play starts in 5 minutes and Angie came in to find that someone tore up Kaede's costume so...

UltimateDisaster: Do I need to step in?

Mother: I think I can handle this.

UncleHoshi is online

UncleHoshi: Someone tell Miu not to hack the schools security cameras.

InventorAunt: Too late, someone has to pay for this.

Stronkwomanz: The lesbian sisterhood emerges from the shadows. We need to kill whoever did this slowly

FellowGremlin: Maki?

Maki: Sorry, Uncle made me promise to say no.

FellowGremlin: Hoshi!

UncleHoshi: Not me kids.

UncleBug: No murder!

Stronkwomanz: Heck

FellowGremlin: Oh heck, we've been bamboozled.

Angel: Muahahahaha.

PianoAunt: Oh wow. Not this asshole again

Mother: Hmm?

Skeptic: Fucking Trevor.

Sherlock: I too, want to murder someone now.

Watson: FUCK THE RULES

FunDad: I HAVE MONEY

Father: Same energy togamiandamami.jpg

PianoAunt: Cursed

UltimateDisaster: Accurate.

Maki: Well, now we need a solution

Maki: Tsmugi wtf

DangerNeedle: She needs an outfit!

Skeptic: WHY DO YOU HAVE A SAILOR MOON COSTUME ON YOU?

DangerNeedle: LET ME LIVE DAMN IT

Skeptic: Heathers ft. Sailor Moon

Angel: The best crossover ever

Mother: We don't have time for this.

Mother: Go go go!

UncleBug: You can do it.

Skeptic: Time to scream at light crew all night.

Skeptic: Good luck Shumai!

Watson: Break a leg!

Sherlock: Will do.

UltimateDisaster and 16 others are offline

 

 

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Taking a break to work on my other fanwork!

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The Chaos Family
6;50 am

Sherlock: Oh my god

Sherlock: We have 6 days until first year is over for good

Father: Friendly reminder that finals start tomorrow.

Watson: Omg stop

Sherlock: You're hurting me.

Skeptic: Mom has informed me that I'm going to her place this summer. Panta is coming with me I guess.

Watson: Well, at least we'll know where you are.

Skeptic: I'll visit a lot okay?

Sherlock: You better!

Skeptic: I will. And I'll be on here like, 24/7

Watson: We'll be second years soon

Maki: TREVOR LEAVES IN 6 DAYS

SpaceHead: Ah, right. We'll never see the 76th again

Maki: Cause I mean, they aren't coming back to visit lmao

Father: I'm just excited to be a 2nd year.

Sherlock: I can't believe we've only known each other for a year.

Sherlock: I feel like I've know you guys my whole life.

Skeptic: Omg wow

Watson: I too, feel that way.

Father: I'm glad to have met all of you.

Watson: Us too, Dad.

Skeptic: We love and appreciate you!

Maki: Fuck, I have to go back to the orphanage for the summer.

Maki: Don't get me wrong, I liked living there but... I dunno, the place has changed.

SpaceHead: I'd say you could stay with me but Grandma is kinda neurotic and I honestly don't want you guys to see that.

Maki: It's okay. I'll be fine.

Mother: Nonsense. Pack your things, you're coming with me.

Maki: What?

Mother: You'll be staying with me of course.

Maki: I don't want to impose or anything.

Skeptic: Stfu, you're coming with us dummy.

Maki: Oh.. okay.

SpaceHead: makiissohappy.jpg

Maki: Traitor

Watson: God I love you all.

Sherlock: Same here man

Maki: Me too.

Father: What a suprise.

Maki: DO YOU WANNA DIE?

Mother: And she's back

Mother: Who wants breakfast?

Skeptic: Oh, me!

Father: I would like some.

Mother: Come downstairs then.

Mother and 6 others are offline

The Chaos Family
11:45 am

DangerNeedle: Are you guys like, ready for finals?

PianoAunt: No.

InventorAunt: I guess. I think I'll fail Physics but w/e you know?

DangerNeedle: Biology is killing me

UncleBug: Oh no! Is Shirogane-san okay?

DangerNeedle: I'm great Gonta!

Angel: I can't wait for break. I'm going to spend so much time painting!

UncleBug: Gonta is going on a bug hunting expedition!

FunDad: Korekiyo and I are going to China for break so...

UncleBug: That sounds fun! :D

DangerNeedle: I have so much cosplay to work on.

InventorAunt: I got permission to use my lab during break!

PianoAunt: I have a ton of recitals over break lmao. I can't wait to see Kami again!

FunDad: Oh right, you do have a twin.

PianoAunt: She's the best guys.

FunDad: Everyone says that about their siblings tho.

InventorAunt: You need to meet my cousins soon Kaede.

PianoAunt: Over break, okay?

InventorAunt: Okay!

FunDad: Do you guys want to go get lunch with me and Korekiyo?

InventorAunt: I'm down.

Angel: Sounds like a good idea.

UncleBug: Gonta would like to join! Can Ryoma come with us?

FunDad: Of course.

Angel: let's go!

FunDad and several others are offline

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

UncleHoshi; omgomgomg.jpg

Stronkwomanz; MY FRAGILE HEART

FellowGremlin: Mom is just...passed out on the couch next to Izuru they look so content I think I can die happy now.

Stronkwomanz; Fuck me too

Skeptic: We love them

FunDad: Does that mean we have another parent in the group now?

InventorAunt: Omg Yes

PianoAunt: We can ask in the morning. Now shhhh, let the woman rest.

Stronkwomanz: I love our mom.

FellowGremlin: I do as well :)

FellowGremlin and 3 others are offline

 

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Taking a break today! Burned myself out writing yesterday, lmao

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My brother has a concert today, so I need to focus on helping him prepare and stuff. A chapter will come out tomorrow though!

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The Chaos Family
7:38 am

Mother. So, how's all the studying going?

Father: Amami won't stop crying.

Mother: That seems reasonable given the circumstances.

Father: If he'd only have studied yesterday...

Mother: No amount of nagging will get through to him, and you know it.

Father: Yes, but still.

Mother: So, anyone else online?

Sherlock: I am.

Sherlock: And honestly, I feel ready for exams.

Watson: I don't think it's possible for either of us to fail now, so we're helping poor Kokichi

Skeptic: WHY IS IT SO HARD??

Father: Maybe if you had studied earlier...

Skeptic: Oh fuck you

FunDad: That's my job.

Mother: AMAMI!

Father: Omg Rantarou!

FunDad: What? It's true!

Skeptic; I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT OMG

Watson: Nasty

Sherlock: I've already seen you naked once, please, I never want to think about it again.

Watson: What?

Sherlock: Interdimensional me was a player.

Skeptic: Oh god remembering that just...
rip

FunDad: Sorry guys. But Korekiyo just looks so cute, blushing under his mask like that.

Skeptic: Ewwwwwww

FunDad: What? It's true!

Mother: I need coffee.

Watson: I'm coming to get some for Kokichi and Shuichi

Sherlock: god I love you

Watson; Mwah.

Sherlock: Mwah.

Watson and 1 other are offline

The Chaos Family
10:30 am

Stronkwomanz: Y'all, HPA Conspiracy is fucking dumb

FellowGremlin: That's nothing new, but continue.

DangerNeedle: Someone want to drive them to the ICU so they can apply ice to that burn?

Angel: Oooooh, sick.

FellowGremlin: *finger guns*

Angel: So anyways, what's up Tenko?

Stronkwomanz: They legit asking "Are Tenko and Himiko dating"

FellowGremlin: Apparently they don't follow my IG.

Angel: Or any of our Instagrams.

Stronkwomanz: Lowkey about to make a response video

FellowGremlin: Lemme hop on

DangerNeedle; Oh, I have a couple things tp clear up as well!

Angel: I wanted to set up a Q&A too.

Maki: Shouldn't you guys be studying?

FellowGremlin; Fuck it.

Stronkwomanz; Who studies anymore lmao?

Angel: Atua will guide me!

DangerNeedle: Why study?

Maki: Omg, all of you are going to fail.

FellowGremlin; Lmao, even if I got a 0% on the final I'll still pass all my classes.

Maki: Well, okay then

Stronkwomanz: LETS GO!

FellowGremlin and 3 others are offline

Maki: They're all gonna fail horrendously.

Maki is offline

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

PianoAunt: WHOEVER THE FUCK IS PLAYING KAGEROU DAYS ON REPEAT FUCKING STOP

InventorAunt: PLEASE STOP SPARE ME MASTER OF GLOOM

UncleHoshi: I love cats but that one was an ass

UncleBug: Gonta sorry! Gonta like the song.

InventorAunt: AYANOS THEORY OF HAPPINESS

Maki: I heavily relate to that song

SpaceHead: BAD IDEA

PianoAunt: I'm gonna just...call the police now.

InventorAunt: Maki don't even joke omg

Maki: Why?

SpaceHead: SHE FUCKING DIES, DOESN'T SHE???

Maki: Does she???

SpaceHead: I THINK SO

Maki: Oh fuck

Maki: Sorry that song was confusing

PianoAunt: Okay, but lowkey do you guys wanna get together tonight to study?

InventorAunt: I'm down.

Maki: Sure

Mother is online

Mother: Izuru and I can help?

SpaceHead: Mom save me

Mother: Of course it's you Kaito

SpaceHead: WOW

UncleHoshi: Roasted

UncleHoshi: Who the fuck is playing that unholy mix of Thomas the Train Engine and Despacito

Angel is online

Angel: Atua wants me to spread his choir to the world!!!

PianoAunt: Fucking kill me. End my suffering.

UltimateDisaster: If you insist.

Mother: No.

UltimateDisaster; I cannot help you.

PianoAunt: Ughhhhhhhhhhh

InventorAunt: BLAST MII MUSIC. FIGHT THE CRINGE WITH GOOD ASS FOOD

PianoAunt: God this music makes me want to play Animal Crossing

UltimateDisaster; Shouldn't you all be studying?

PianoAunt: Fuck it.

PianoAunt is offline

UncleHoshi: what a legend.


The Chaos Family
2:45 pm

FunDad: Lmao can you believe that we jave 3 days till break???

UncleHoshi; Stop reminding me please omg

Stronkwomanz: fucking epic

FellowGremlin: I'm gonna miss you all

FunDad; We come back on April 14th, don't worry.

UncleHoshi: August 14th, 12:00 pm and no clouds in sight...

FunDad: STOP

FellowGremlin is offline

Stronkwomanz: BREATHE A GULP OF AIR AND JUST CAN'T TAKE IT

UncleHoshi: "Failed again."

FunDad is offline

Stronkwomanz: *laughs and then cries*

UncleHoshi: Lmao whatever

UncleHoshi is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
8:44 am

PianoAunt: WhY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING

Mother: Regret. That's it.

PianoAunt: We're all gonna fail. What exam is first?

Mother: So first up is math... so
Rantarou is taking the Geometry Exam
Miu is taking the Algebra 2 exam
Kiibo is taking PreCalc
Himiko is taking Algebra 1
Tenko is taking Algebra 1
Gonta is taking Algebra 1
I'm taking Geometry
Korekiyo is taking Algebra 1
Hoshi is taking Algebra 1
Shuichi is taking Geometry
Tsumugi is taking Algebra 1
Maki is taking Algebra 1
Kaede is taking Geometry
Kaito is taking PreCalc
Angie is taking Algebra 1 and PreAlgebra
Kokichi is taking PreCalc

PianoAunt: I feel bad for the PreCalc kids

SpaceHead: My blood is pure caffeine now.

Maki: Well, whatever happens, happens I guess.

Mother: Well, you are technically correct but...also not.

Skeptic: Someone change my nickname?

PianoAunt has changed Skeptic's nickname to HeatDaze

HeatDaze: HOW DarE yOU

PianoAunt is offline

HeatDaze: SOmeone please save me

Mother has changed HeatDaze's name to KiwiKichi

KiwiKichi: P E R F E C T

KiwiKichi is offline

Mother: I pray that my class passes these exams.

Mother is offline


The Chaos Family
10:30 am

Stronkwomanz: I'm so tired omg

UncleBug: Gonta hopes he did well!

UncleHoshi: I just want to pass guys.

InventorAunt: Next exam is in...10 minutes?

Maki: End me.

SpaceHead: No dying!

Maki: Rats.

Sherlock: Wow, mood.

Watson: No! Bad Shuichi! No dying!

Sherlock: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

UncleBug: D:

Sherlock: I enjoy life.

UncleBug: :D

UncleHoshi: So it's science next, then English at the end of the day.

Stronkwomanz: WOOOOHOOO, TENKO IS GONNA FAIL ENGLISH

Stronkwomanz: History, Japanese, PE and Home Ec. tomorrow.

Stronkwomanz: Then uh...what are we doing Wednesday?

PianoAunt: Packing.

Stronkwomanz: Well, I'm excited. What's Ouma doing with his horse?

Mother: I've arranged for a stable. Everyone else is taking their pets home.

Stronkwomanz: Well, time to die!

Sherlock: *cries in Biology*

InventorAunt: *cries in Physics*

SpaceHead: *cries in Biology and Physics*

The Exam Blues Crew is offline


The Chaos Family
12:05 pm

KiwiKichi: I'M freeeeeeeeeeeeeee

PianoAunt: I have been summoned.

InventorAunt: Y'all....we need a nickname revamp.

Mother: Oh no.

Watson: Dang it.

Sherlock: lmao not again.

Angel: I support this!

DangerNeedle: Finally, some good hecking food.

Angel: OOOOH, DO MAKI FIRST!!!!

Maki: DONT

FunDad: DO IT DO IT DO IT

Father: Please do not poke the bear

KiwiKichi: POKE HER

FellowGremlin: Y'all have a death wish, don't you?

UltimateDisaster: You guys sure use this chat a lot, huh?

KiwiKichi: Yeah lmao

Sherlock: We always do.

InventorAunt has changed Maki's name to EneClone

EneClone: I cannot rest

PianoAunt has changed SpaceHead's name to Harubro

Shintarbro: I kind of hate this, thanks.

EneClone: I hate that my name is actually kind of true.

InventorAunt: I watched Yuukei Yesterday and had this vivid realization that the song just...fits.

Harubro: I AM NOTHING LIKE HIM THOUGH

Sherlock: :eyes:

Sherlock: But lmao maybe it's just the smiley face that makes us all think of it.

Harubro: Fair.

InventorAunt has changed her name to TheCoolOne

TheCoolOne has changed PianoAunt's name to ThePrettyOne

TheCoolOne has changed FunDad's name to HotMess

TheCoolOne has changed Father's name to SEESAWEFFECT

TheCoolOne has changed Mother's name to MadeMaid

MadeMaid: This physically hurts me to read.

TheCoolOne: :P

SEESAWEFFECT: I resent this heavily.

Stronkwomanz: sEESAW EFFECT I'M DEAD

KiwiKichi: Literally!

Angel: OH MY ATUA HE WENT THERE

FellowGremlin: Best way to cope with trauma: MAKE IT A MEME

MadeMaid: I suppose that's kind of healthy.

TheCoolOne has changed UncleBug's nickname to BugMan

BugMan: :D

TheCoolOne has changed UncleHoshi's name to GremlinKing

TheCoolOne has changed Watson's name to Calculester

TheCoolOne has changed Sherlock's name to Liam

Calculester: OKAY I GET MINE BUT WHY LIAM???

Liam: Is this a vampire joke? Seriously?

TheCoolOne: IT FITS

GremlinKing: I AM THE GREMLIN KING

TheCoolOne has changed Stronkwomanz to Legs

TheCoolOne has changed Angel's name to Anime

TheCoolOne has changed DangerNeedle's name to AtuaLover

Anime: This feels...

AtuaLover: Wrong

TheCoolOne: hey! This is prime humor!

Legs: Why is my name just...legs???

ThePrettyOne: They are objectively your best feature.

TheCoolOne has changed FellowGremlin's name to TheSmallestDwarf

TheSmallestDwarf: I CANNOT BELIEVE

HotMess: Accurate.

MadeMaid has changed UltimateDisaster's name to WhyHaveOneTalent:

WhyHaveOneTalent: when you can have them all?

MadeMaid: I rest my case

SEESAWEFFECT: This name is just...odd.

ThePrettyOne: I'd like to dispute this name.

GremlinKing: No

AtuaLover: Absolutely not.

Anime: You are.

KiwiKichi: I gotta agree.

BugMan: Gonta thinks lunch is over soon.

EneClone: Back to H E L L

Harubro: See y'all on the other side then.

TheCoolOne: March on, brave soldiers.

MadeMaid: Don't die.

MadeMaid and 16 others are offline


The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

Liam: So, is everyone alive?

Legs: Barely, but I'm hanging in there.

Calculester: Kokichi is out like a light. Tired himself out already.

EneClone: Doesn't he need to study?

GremlinKing: Statistically, getting sleep has been shown to improve grades on tests.

HotMess: WOW, it's like my body WANTS me to fail.

SEESAWEFFECT: Maybe we just need to exhaust you so your body is forced to sleep?

TheCoolOne: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

GremlinKing: Perish.

TheSmallestDwarf: ^^^^^

TheCoolOne: :(

ThePrettyOne; Hey, reminder, we love you.

TheCoolOne: I know.

EneClone is online

EneClone: Mom's ordering pizza, come downstairs.

Calculester: NOT IT

Liam: hECK OH NO

Liam: Fine, I'll wake him.

Liam: RIP ME

Liam is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
5:45 am

WhyHaveOneTalent: Well then, good morning folks.

MadeMaid: Morning Izuru. God, I want to sleep.

HotMess: Well that's a Mood (TM)

SEESAWEFFECT: I AM SO READY FOR THIS HISTORY EXAM

ThePrettyOne: Korekiyo has an advantage on this one RIP'

ThePrettyOne: And Monokuma just told me I'm expected to come back from break a whole week early to help set things up in our dorms and just...UGH.

Liam: I have to come too.

Calculester: Really? Wow.

KiwiKichi: That seems unfair. Why can the teachers not do that themselves?

ThePrettyOne: I don't know. And really, I'm used to it. I'm expected to know everything and do everything and be everywhere at once, for whatever reason. I have to be mature and responsible all the time and it's driving me nuts.

TheCoolOne: Do you want to talk about it.

ThePrettyOne: No. I'm going to go get food.

ThePrettyOne is offline

WhyHaveOneTalent: She seems like she's one push away from a mental breakdown.

KiwiKichi: Huh...I kinda see it.

EneClone: That outburst feels like Mom's internal monologue.

MadeMaid: It's not that bad!

GremlinKing: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

MadeMaid: ...

WhyHaveOneTalent: Writing this down...

Liam: And another person joins the "Mom please rest" brigade

Calculester: Soon, we will have the entire world on our side.

HotMess: So uh...class starts soon. Kork, one last study session?

SEESAWEFFECT: Okay, let's do this thing!

EneClone: Here's to hopefully passing!

EneClone and 7 others are offline

The Chaos Family
10:05 am

TheSmallestDwarf: That history exam...

Anime: Atua blessed Angie with knowledge for this exam!

AtuaLover: God I wish Atua would tell me the answers for this quiz dndnd

Legs: I too, wish I could call upon a literal god for the answers to the tests.

TheSmallestDwarf: @Atua hook a gal up, please

Harubro: ACADEMIC FRAUD!

BugMan: Gonta is excited about the next exam!

EneClone: Japanese?

BugMan: Yes! Gonta has been practicing!

Harubro: It's an essay right?

EneClone: No. It's an oral exam, remember?

Harubro: Wait it is???

EneClone: Omg

Harubro is offline

EneClone: Well, RIP his passing grade lmao

EneClone is offline

The Chaos Family
12:05 pm

KiwiKichi: Free at last!

Liam: Until lunch is over at least

Calculester: anyone want to play a game of Monster Prom?

Liam: I'm in!

KiwiKichi: Okay but what route do Y'all go, @everyone?

MadeMaid: I normally go Scott's route, just because he's easy.

WhyHaveOneTalent: That seems fitting

MadeMaid: And you Izuru?

WhyHaveOneTalent: I go for Zoey

Anime: Same here! My eldritch goddess baby UWU

AtuaLover: I'm a Polly fan.

TheCoolOne: EYYYYYYYYYYYY, me too!

ThePrettyOne: I go for Miranda (Everyone's favorite genocidal cutie)

Liam: I go for Liam.

KiwiKichi: Same tbh. He reminds me of someone.

Liam: I resent that.

KiwiKichi: :P

Legs: Ok so I go for Vera, she can sTEP ON ME

TheSmallestDwarf: I flip between Vera and Damien because both are just...URF

GremlinKing: I just pick whoever doesn't get snatched up.

EneClone: Scott. He and Kaito are just...similar.

Harubro: See, I love Miranda but I also adore Calculester but Damien's pretty cute too and he's UGH

Liam: They're all so pretty ;-;

Calculester: I switch it up. All of them are amazing

SEESAWEFFECT: Zoey.

SEESAWEFFECT: L O O K A T H E R

HotMess: Damien or Scott aLL THE WAY

BugMan: Gonta's never played!

Liam: We need to change that.

Legs: There are 17 of us, so I'm going to grab...Mahiru, Saionji and Celestia so we have an even 20.

Liam: sounds good to me.

TheSmallestDwarf: See you all soon!

TheSmallestDwarf and 16 others are offline

The Chaos Family
4:30 pm

KiwiKichi: So, we need to film a quick video.

TheCoolOne: What theories are we debunking now?

KiwiKichi:
1. Kaito is the Headmaster's illegitimate son and Kirigiri's half-brother.
2. Izuru is actually a demon summoned by Gundham.
3. Maki wears red eye contacts and hair extensions.
4. Sayaka is dating Celestia for publicity
5. Tenko beat up Teruteru as an act of violence against men.
6. Sakura is actually a man cross-dressing as a woman.
7. Chiaki is an AI that looks more human than Kiibo.
1: Miu built a time machine and sent maki back in time to kill JFK
2: Korekiyo is actually the girl from The Ring, and Himiko used dark magic to capture him to repay a debt she had to Amami
3: Kokichi is actually secretly ruling Novoselic and Sonia and her family are just actors
4: Gonta is actually a massive pile of bugs wearing human skin like Oogie Boogie and that's why he can communicate with them
5: Kaito actually comes from space and the reason he's trying to become an Astronaut is because he wants to bring humans back to his own planet to fight in a war
6: Kiibo is just a human in a very convincing costume made by tsumugi
7: Hoshi is actually the last of a rare species of dwarf and is the heir to a huge fortune of gold.

WhyHaveOneTalent: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I AM NOT A DEMON

MadeMaid: Hajime is going to die of laughter when he sees that one

KiwiKichi: I wish I ruled Novoselic dndndnd

BugMan: Gonta is not made of bugs! That's silly!

Calculester: THE SECOND TO LAST ONE IS JUST BLATANT ROBOPHOBIA!

WhyHaveOneTalent: Chiaki saw the one about her and she's pissed

Legs: Wow, someone wants to mess with Sakura? In MY house?? Gonna grab Asahina cause we're about to show up on their street.

SEESAWEFFECT: I AM NOT THE GIRL FROM THE RING OMG

HotMess: ic ant brEATHE

Harubro: MY DAD IS DEAD

EneClone: See, now I have to explain why my eyes are red

Harubro: HOW CAN THEY THINK I"m KIRIGIRI's BROTHER AND AN ALIEN???

GremlinKing: GFDI another short joke???

Legs: That fifth one... oh boy!

TheSmallestDwarf: I need to call Sayaka because she is going to flip the frick out when she sees her's.

Legs: Well, shall we gather?

Anime: Definitely!

Anime and 15 others are offline

TheCoolOne: So are we just ignoring the time machine one? Yeah? Cool.

TheCoolOne is offline

 

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The Chaos Family

8:35 am

KiwiKichi: We’re almost freeeeeeeee

Liam: I’m excited to you know, get away from it all.

KiwiKichi: You better come over lots during the break, okay?

Liam: You say that as if you aren’t going to spend 99% of your time at Kiibo’s place

KiwiKichi: Yeah. but it’s not the same without you! We’re a team!

Liam: Oh god, the word team for the three of us sounds so weird.

Calculester: Relationships are just more intimate friendships.

Liam: Well, yes, but also no.

EneClone: So, is Mom coming through your room to ask about what things you own and if you need anything Kokichi? Cause she’s doing it to me and I’m not sure how to feel.

KiwiKichi: Welcome to my life. She asks me every day.

HotMess: It’s a mom thing.

EneClone: Lowkey I can’t believe I agreed to come to stay with her.

KiwiKichi: I’m glad you’ll be there. Think of all the pranks I can pull!

EneClone: The orphanage sounds nicer and nicer every day.

KiwiKichi: :(((

Liam: Well, back to packing.

Liam: Why do I own so many books??

Calculester: I can help. I didn’t have much to pack.

KiwiKichi: I’ll help! I have stuff to pack but you know, whatever lol.

HotMess: That’s a mood.

KiwiKichi: finger guns

EneClone: Back to calling those guys to get my guns.

HotMess: brand new sentence.

HotMess and 4 others are offline

The Chaos Family

10:45 am

MadeMaid: Okay, so apparently the person who runs HPA Conspiracy Theories does weed.

HotMess: Really?

SEESAWEFFECT: God he has to. These new rapid-fire theories have got to be weed thoughts or something.

Legs: I cannot breathe omg

TheSmallestDwarf: I listened to them while packing and I actually would have rather listened to nails on a chalkboard.

SEESAWEFFECT: That’s an accurate description.

MadeMaid: Like these ones are…odd.

MadeMaid: Just going to add lil bits of commentary where I have some.

Is Sayaka pulling a Hannah Montana on us? Tsumugi=Sayaka CONFIRMED.

“I’m much too plain to be a part of something like that.” Tsumugi, 2019.

Makoto isn't the ultimate lucky student??? HIS REAL SHSL TALENT REVEALED! Not CLICKBAIT!

“Seriously? I’m not the SHSL BETA MALE WtF HPA???” Makoto, 2019

Why there were no lucky students in class 79 of Hopes Peaks? THE ULTIMATE THEORY!!!!

“He died.” Monokuma, 2019

Okay, so Chiaki wasn't a furry, but is Monokuma?

“No comment.” Monokuma, 2019

Who killed Jin Kirigiri? The Killer UNMASKED! NOT CLICKBAIT

“MY DAD’S NOT DEad OMG.” Kirigiri, 2019

Do Shuichi and Kaede secretly run a crime company??

“No comment. Also, Kaede said no.” Saihara, 2019

Hifumi, Teruteru & Ryoma are from different dimensions? The CONSPIRACY, UNWRAVELED.

“I wish.” Hoshi, 2019.

Are Mikan and Toko sisters? The Surprising Truth Between Two Of Hope’s Peak’s biggest worrywarts!

Izuru’s hair is just extensions? The SHOCKING truth behind his gorgeous locks!

I resent this one simply because they refuse to use Izuru’s pronouns.

Nagito and Junko are in a head-to-head war over despair and hope? The REAL tragedy of Hope’s Peak!

Are Shuichi and Kokichi dating Kiibo out of pity? The REAL truth of  Hope’s Peaks Power Trio!

Junko and Mukuro’s names are stage names? A Birth Certificate SCANDAL!


Are Nagito and Kiibo brothers of hope? We think so!


Do Sayaka, Ibuki, and Kaede run a secret underground karaoke club? The Truth will SHOCK you 

Tsumugi ACTUALLY exists? The year-long fandom mystery SOLVED.


What is behind Korekiyo's mask?  The Cryptid: UNMASKED


An Exclusive Interview With and HPA Student Reveals A Hidden Secret Of Class 79th’s perfect President! What we find Will SHOCK you.

Kirumi Tojo is the Prime Minister of Japan!  NOT CLICKBAIT!


Will Shuichi Saihara replace Kyoko Kirigiri as Ultimate Detective? A Thought Discussion.

Mondo's biker gang (Crazy Diamonds), the Kuzuryuu Clan, and DICE are the three points of the Illuminati that control the world. PROVEN!

The students of Hope’s Peak have been Reincarnated???? our EVIDENCE will BLOW you away!!

Liam: someone wants to DIE tonight.

KiwiKichi: @Calculester We adore you and we love being your boyfriend.

Calculester: Oh I’m not worried. People just like to talk. Can’t stop them, but I don’t have to indulge in their tabloid garbage.

TheCoolOne: The one about Kaede’s twin is INSULTING.

ThePrettyOne: God. Why does everyone expect me to be perfect and responsible all the time? “Oh look, she made a mistake. Obviously, that’s her twin sister! Kaede never makes mistakes! She isn’t allowed! She has to be the perfect role model 24/7! ObviouslY! She isn’t allowed to be a TEENAGER. She has to be a LEADER. She has to be MATuRE.”

TheCoolOne: Kaede?

ThePrettyOne: I’m so tired of it! No one asked me if I wanted this! Everyone just assumed that I was okay with responsibility! Maybe I want to be less than perfect sometimes. Maybe I want to be human for once in my life!

KiwiKichi: Is this…a mental breakdown?

Calculester: Yes. I thought this would happen eventually. She works too much.

ThePrettyOne: I’m so stressed all the time and I can’t take it anymore! I feel like I’m going to explode!

ThePrettyOne is offline

HotMess: Well, guess it’s my time to shine.

Liam: Miu! Wait for me I’ll be right there Oh god oh god oh god

TheCoolOne: SHEESH Shyhaira chill! Don’t lose your mind too! We’re all gonna be fine!

TheCoolOne: Amami and I have got this. You uh…go do some of this rep stuff for her. Lighten her load.

Liam: I WILL CARRY THE UNIVERSE ON MY SHOULDERS

Liam is offline

MadeMaid: That boy and his friend's smh

EneClone: He always overreacts like that when it comes to Kaede and Kaito..and Ouma and Kiibo…and everyone really. That boy is way too protective of us all I swear. One of these days he’s gonna get himself killed.

MadeMaid: It’s rather admirable.

EneClone: I suppose.

AtuaLover: THE FANDOM DIDN’T THINK I EXISTED????

Anime: Oh wow lmao

Anime: I’m amused by the whole Toko/Mikan one.

Anime: MONOKUMA IS A FURRY CONFIRMED

WhyHaveOneTalent: My hair is natural omg

Legs: I’m so salty they never include me

TheSmallestDwarf: HOSHI IS AN INTERDIMENSIONAL GREMLIN

GremlinKing: Oh no. My secret has been revealed.

SEESAWEFFECT: Lmao that deadpan reaction is perfect.

GremlinKing: I’m not joking. Now that you all have discovered the truth, I’ll have to kill you.

SEESAWEFFECT: Hah..aha.

Anime: THEY THINK KOREKIYO IS A VAMPIRE OMG IM DYING

Calculester: Sounds about right

HaruBro: I’d believe it.

EneClone: So it’s canon now?

HaruBro: Yep.

AtuaLover: “Junko’s real name is ANGELINA”

AtuaLover: What are they smoking??

BugMan: Gonta is confused…is Kirumi not the Prime Minister?

MadeMaid: Not officially.

BugMan: IS Kirumi a SECRET president?

MadeMaid: That’s preposterous!

EneClone: Lmao what a crack theory

KiwiKichi: There’s no way that’d be real.

MadeMaid: Yes, what an absolutely bull theory.

MadeMaid: Who wants cookies?

KiwiKichi: NYOOOM

Everyone but Mom is offline

MadeMaid: Phew…that was close.

MadeMaid is offline

The Chaos Family

2:30 pm

Liam is online

Liam: YALL. Did anyone realize how close their reincarnation theory came to being true??

WhyHaveOneTalent: I think someone might have spilled some information.

Legs: Probably Gonta tbh. He’s so easily tricked.

TheSmallestDwarf: We’ll have to feed them some false info.

AtuaLover: LEAVE IT TO ME!

AtuaLover: I'll cosplay as an obscure anime character and relay false info regarding some “big scandal”. That should distract them.

MadeMaid: Just tell them about me and Izuru. They’ll have a field day and we can handle it.

WhyHaveOneTalent: agreed.

AtuaLover: I’m on it!

AtuaLover: Now, let’s do this.

EneClone: One last group hug before we leave?

MadeMaid: That would be nice.

MadeMaid: I can’t believe that we’re almost second years.

EneClone: Neither can I.

EneClone: The end of an era.

Legs: it sure is.

Legs and 5 others are offline

 

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80's Kids
9:30 am

OldMan: Alex, I know you're online.

AlexInWonderland: I'm paying attention, I promise!

OldMan: I can see you playing Fortnite.

AlexInWonderland: How can you expect me to relax??? After today we're no longer Junior Hight students!

OldMan: And?

AlexInWonderland: We're going to HPA!!! We're going to be ULTIMATES!

OldMan: Okay, I get it, we're all excited, but chill. You still have classes to attend.

AlexInWonderland: Fine, fine.

IPBanned: HEY ALEX, I GOT THE SNAKES

AlexInWonderland: Perfect.

OldMan: WHAT SNAKES????

AlexInWonderland: Awww babe. You think I'd leave without saying goodbye?

OldMan: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

FlatEarthMaker is online

FlatEarthMaker: Question: Why did Alex just ask if both him and Shigure could use the bathroom? And Tohru where are you?

AlexInWonderland: :)

IPBanned: It's my last day! I have to say goodbye!

FlatEarthMaker:

FlatEarthMaker: Oh my god.

OldMan: THIS HAS GOT TO BE ILLEGAL ALEX

AlexInWonderland: The snakes are only phase one

OldMan: THERE ARE MORE PHASES??

RichieRich is online

RichieRich: Tohru, I know you're the reason Megolovania is playing on the PA system.

IPBanned: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FlatEarthMaker: Why are you like this?

RichieRich: It can't get any worse at least.

OumaClone and 12 others are online

OumaClone: I hope you all like your gifts!

RichieRich: IS THAT AN ELEPHANT????

FlatEarthMaker: Oh god someone let Himari off her leash

IPBanned: This just got 1 million times better

FlatEarthMaker: One day...all I wanted was one day.

RichieRich: I have to live with you people.

OldMan: I'm desensitized at this point

Princess: Wow Himari! This is amazing!! I love pineapples!

Offline: Pineapples...everywhere. How? Why?

DruidButStronger: Honestly, wig. Keep it up!

COLORBARS: Reo just got beaned by a monkey omg

FlightDad: Where did you obtain spider monkeys?

OumaClone: That's a secret!

Arachne: Did you say you wanted mango boba tea?

OumaClone: Yes please!

COLORBARS: Pure

WiiFitTrainer: So many pineapples..

LittleMac: Why is the principal taped to the roof?

Illuminati: Oh god are those water guns? In a junior high? HIMARI YOU MONSTER

OumaClone: Oh, watch the doors!

Pinnochio: I'm covered in whipped cream now.

BestGirl: Pfffft...Poor Ayano.

DancingQueen: YOU MONSTER. YOU ABOMINATION. GLITTER? THIS IS PSYCOLOGICAL WARFARE HIMARI. I'LL NEVER GET RID OF IT

BestGirl: RIP

Pinnochio: I'll never be clean.

Arachne: This is entertaining

COLORBARS: Oh look, a glitter bomb descending towards the principal.

DancingQueen: HIMARI

OumaClone is offline

Arachne: Lmfao

FlightDad has muted the chat till 3:30 pm. Reason: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

 

 

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I'm taking a break today to prepare myself mentally for the Q&A tomorrow.

 

Aha, watch out for next Thursday when my MHA fic is updated. I'll probably have a oneshot out tomorrow as well (OchaDeku).

 

I'm telling you guys this so someone holds me accountable

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The Q&A Chat
Time Unknown

Star/Shelly has added The 79th, The 80th, and assorted members of the 78th and 77th class to the chat

Star/Shelly: Hey folks! Some of my readers have questions for you guys! Warning: I didn’t add all the characters because for the FOR EVERYONE questions, using literally every character would kill me! If you want to hear certain characters responses, ask in the comments, okay?

Hajime: Oh no, I’m here.

Chiaki: So just us reps huh?

Star/Shelly: Yeah lol. The 79th is the main cast anyway.

Ouma; weeeeeeeeeeee, I’m a main character!

Mother: WHY IS MY NAME ALWAYs MOM???

Star/Shelly: Because you are Mom.

Naegi: What a thing to say.

Izuru: Why am I here?

Kirigiri: Probably fandom bs

Star/Shelly: Ahahaha, well here’s the first question! This one is for Miu, Maki, and Tenko! DankMemes_BrokenDreams asks: Pls step on me.

Maki: Why? What purpose does that serve?

Kaito: Maki…stay innocent.

Maki: I kill people for a living.

Kirigiri: That’s not even a question.

Ouma: Maki omg so pure

Tenko: Are they male or female?

Star/Shelly: Female.

Tenko: Well then, okay, I guess.

Himiko: Is this a weird kink thing?

Miu: Yeah. While I’m flattered, I only step on my girlfriend

Kaede: She doesn’t step on me

Ouma; Sureeeeee

Saihara: Whatever you say Kaede.

Kiibo: That wasn’t even a question!!!!!!

Ouma: And?

Kiibo: SMH.

Star/Shelly: okay, next question! For the 79th: Would you rather be diddled by a katana or Miu’s spiky purple baseball bat? (This was censored obviously).

Mother: Neither! That would obviously hurt?

Amami: The katana.

Shinguji: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Shinguji: I would choose neither

Ouma: Amami that’s very…adventerous? Of you

Saihara: I think all of us agree that we’d pick neither

Hoshi: ^^^^^^^

Tsumugi: Miu, I’m concerned about you.

Angie: ^^^^^

Kaito: Are you okay?

Miu: What? I’m fine! Jeez, can’t a girl have fun?

Kaede: She scares me sometimes.

Himiko: The fear is universal.

Gonta: Gonta is a little confused :(

Hoshi: Don’t ask.

Star/Shelly: okay, next!  From anonymous: Korekiyo and Amami, if they were to drag you into a broom closet and lock you two inside, how would you react?

Amami: I’d call someone and plot your murder.

Shinguji: Cry probably. I don’t do small, enclosed spaces very well.

Himiko: Why would you do that though?

Angie: Sadism.

Star/Shelly: Haha, okay next: Miu, what are your thoughts on Antfarm ChickenRupture?

Miu: OH THAT MOVIE! Absolutely hilarious!

Angie: I’m gonna be sick.

Tenko: You are worse than a degenerate male sometimes.

Hoshi: This is why I can’t watch movies with you.

Naegi: Why? What’s wrong with it?

Kirigiri: Don’t ask. Togami will kill me.

Naegi: Googling it.

Chiaki: OMG DO NOT

Naegi: Anddddd….I’m scarred for life.

Star/Shelly: Well then. @Reo, have you ever flown a 747?

Reo: Oh, me? Yeah of course I have! They’re good planes. I prefer smaller ones though.

Kanna: Flight Dad is the best boy.

Ouma: I disagree, Alex is but I can live with that.

Saihara: Who is Alex?

Kiibo: Omg

Kanna: You’ve seen him in person several times dude

Saihara: and?

Kiibo: Just…wow. You have a bad memory man.

Saihara: Is the pink one?

Kanna: “The pink one” omg.

Star/Shelly: Okay! Everyone: How do you feel about being reincarnated?

Kanna: The memories? They SUCK

Star/Shelly: Muahahahahaha

Ouma: Stop that.

Ouma: I guess they aren’t bad.

Saihara: I hate them, thanks.

Kiibo: So much trauma!

Himiko: TOTAL TRAUMA ISLAND Hajime: MOOD

Chiaki: Ahaha…mood.

Saihara: Pffttttt

Tenko: Well, I think we can all agree they suck!

Mother: Affirmative!

Star/Shelly: Figures. Okay! If you all had to date someone you aren’t dating now, who would it be?

Kirigiri: Oh god.

Naegi: I guess Sayaka? We get along okay.

Kirigiri: Is there a “No” option?

Star/Shelly: Well, yes but-

Izuru: No.

Chiaki: I’m single so like…lmao?

Hajime: Probably Chiaki.

Izuru: Have I said No? Because no.

Mother: Also a big No.

Shinguji: Anyone but my sister.

Amami: Okay, that was a dark answer. I’d say Gonta.

Hoshi: HISSSSSSSS

Hoshi: Also, no.

Gonta: Gonta would date the sun!

Angie: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Tenko: Tenko would date Sakura!

Himiko: Bold move. I too would date Sakura.

Saihara: Kaede

Kaede: Shuichi

Miu: Shuichi

Kaito: Shuichi

Ouma: Amami

Kiibo: No.

Angie: IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE SAID SHUICHI???

Tsumugi: honestly, Kaede.

Angie: ^^^^

Maki: I…I don’t know? I guess No, because like??? I can’t imagine myself with anyone else???

Kaito: B A B E OMG

Kaito: I’m melting omg

Saihara: wHy did so many people say me??

Ouma: Ur hawt.

Saihara: STOP THAT

Kiibo: I have the sudden urge to buy you something

Miu: Jealousy 101

Star/Shelly: SAIHARA HAREM COUGH COUGH. Next question: In the words of my dear friend, “so we are just a homoerotic incest couple now huh, you might as well bend me over backward and call me a flipflop.” Anyway, how are you :D

Gonta: Gonta is very confused.

Hoshi: What did I just read.

Kirigiri: I know a therapist you may like.

Naegi: So do I.

Hajime: We all do.

Izuru: Wow.

Star/Shelly: MOVING ON! Have any of you had instances of bullying?

Maki: Trevor.

Ouma: Trevor.

Saihara: I was forced into a dress in 4th grade by some junior high kids.

Tenko: I was beaten up a lot as a child.

Miu: aha….

Miu: WELL

Maki: Wow.

Star/Shelly: Okay, so…Next “question”: follow @vorempreg on Insta.

Saihara: IS that just…

Star/Shelly: Advertising? Yep.

Tsumugi: How rude!

Star/Shelly: I’m used to it tbh. Lmao, I don’t have Insta guys. Question: OUMA WHAT DID THE LETTER SAY?

Ouma: What letter? No letter exists.

Shinguji: What letter?

Mother: Seriously, what letter?

Tenko: I’m curious as well.

Kaede: When the whole class forgets a letter

Miu: Lmao

Star/Shelly: Next Question! TikTok! Opinions? thoughts? Concerns?

Tsumugi: So many cosplayers, so little time?

Izuru: what is a TikTok?

Angie: The website needs atua.

Naegi: STOP LEWDING MY CHILDHOOD

Kirigiri: So much lowkey nsfw content.

Chiaki: I WANNA BE TRACER MEMES ARE NOT FUNNY YOU-

Hajime: Sans megalomania  is trash

Ouma: It’s great for making fun of people.

Saihara: So many pretty boys….

Maki: It’s meh.

Kaito: SO MANY PRETTY BOYS AND GIRLS

Miu: I’m loving it!

Mother: Kids these days need to get out more.

Shinguji: And also eat water.

Amami: I saw someone eat a chip bag once.

Kiibo: That can’t be healthy!

Hoshi: nothing about this generation is healthy.

Ouma: MOOD

Himiko: This is a mess.

Star/Shelly: sTwo asks are just: “Cuck“ and ”🐦bird up?“

Ouma: I’m confused

Kiibo: Next real ask?

Star/Shelly: QUICK, THINK FAST! What is the V7/ii of c minor?

Kaede: D DIMINSHED!

Star/Shelly: CORRECT!

Star/Shelly: Next: Ishimaru, how is your (redacted) going?

Ishimaru: NEXT.

Star/Shelly; Okay then. To whoever submitted “Kin Loona” I have no clue what that is or who it is for. And “Favorite mother mother song” person, I have never heard a mother mother song so…yeah. Anyways, next: Once I was crying in a Micheal’s and this lady came up to me and said everything was gonna be alright, I wonder how she is now

Maki: That’s…

Kaito: I’m sure she’s doing fine

Mother: What…why?

Amami: No one knows…no one knows…

Star/Shelly: Okay: Miu? How is your home life?

Miu: Skip.

Kaede: Miu?

Miu: SKIP

Star/Shelly: Wow, I’m concerned. Izuru: Miu?

Miu: It’s...it doesn’t matter.

Ouma: (((((we’re talking about this later, right?))

Izuru: Yes, we are.

Maki: We are.

Kaede: We are.

Star/Shelly: Next question: Hinata, what do you think about Komaeda?

Hajime: “Wow, my boyfriend is a cute idiot.”

Chiaki: God I love the two of them

Kirigiri: Power couple.

Naegi: Can’t believe they graduate next year.

Kaede: GOD DON’T REMIND ME

Star/Shelly: There’s always college!

Star/Shelly: Anyways: Think fast? Give me the circle of fifths music major hmmm

Kaede: F, B flat, E flat, A flat, D flat with C #, G flat with F #, B with C flat, E, A, D,  G, C

Miu: Wow. I love my piano nerd gf

Kaede: God middle school hated me.

Kaede: Next question?

Star/Shelly: If you call people traps you are invalid, thoughts?

Amami: Yes.

Alex: Yes.

Star/Shelly: I think everyone agrees. So, OURAN HIGH HOST CLUB BIASES

Amami: TAMUKI

Shinguji: Haven’t seen it.

Kaede: Honey!

Miu: Honey!

Ouma: Kyoya

Saihara: Hikaru

Kiibo: Kaoru

Maki: None of them

Kaito: All of them.

Mother: What is that?

Tsumugi: Haruhi

Angie: Kyoya

Tenko: Haruhi

Himiko: Mori

Gonta: Gonta likes Honey!

Hoshi: Same though.

Naegi: Haruhi

Kirigiri: Hikaru.

Chiaki: Mori

Hajime: I didn’t really like any of them

Izuru: Tamaki.

Star/Shelly: Mine is ALL OF THEM. Lmao, Next question: What were your first impressions of everyone? (79th class)

Ouma: “Everyone here looks really stupid. Oh, and Maki’s here so that’s cool i guess.”

Saihara: Wow. Mine was “Oh god they’re all staring at me I can feel it oh god.”

Kiibo: “Why is the blond staring at me and why is no one speaking.”

Tenko: “FILTHY DEGENERATE MALES! DIE!”

Kiibo: Great. Nice to meet you too.

Himiko: “Wow, everyone is really, really weird.”

Tsumugi: “Oh god so much to ship already.”

Miu: “IS THAT AN ACTUAL ROBOT ALSO EVERYONE IS HOT”

Maki: “I give them three days before they tick me off and I kill them. Does Ouma recognize me?”

Kaito: “Everyone seems nice enough…That girl with the red eyes looks like a kicked puppy oh god.”

Kaede: “HELP EVERYONE HERE IS HOT”

Saihara: Wow, mood.

Shinguji: “The headaches I can feel coming on are probably routine now, huh?”

Mother: “I suppose they won’t be too bad…what is wrong with that boy's uniform? It’s literally hanging off of him!”

Gonta: “Gonta likes everyone so far!”

Amami: “I already want to go home.”

Hoshi: “Help me, I think this is hell.”

Angie: “Wow, this should be fun! I wonder if I can get anyone to convert?”

Star/Shelly: Sounds about right. Miu, could you make a time machine?

Miu: Maybe if I could get ahold of actual materials. Can’t even get uranium smh.

Star/Shelly: Okay! Next: have any of you ever ordered 1000 chicken nuggets?

Ouma: WOW CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

Chiaki: I’m not proud.

Amami: Ask me again in an hour.

Star/Shelly: To kork, Miu, rantaro, Kaede, and possibly hiyoko: y'alls are amazing, ily, I'd die for you, and you are perfect in every way <3

Shinguji: Thank you.

Miu: Awwww, thanks! <3

Amami: NOT IF I DIE FOR YOU FIRST

Shinguji: D O N O T

Kaede: Thank you!

Saionji: Thank you! You better love me!

Saionji is offline

Star/Shelly: Lesbian Sisterhood- what are your words of wisdom?

Tenko: From literally all of us: “World cold and hard. TIDDY soft and warm.”

Himiko: “Gals b4 pals”

Angie: If you don’t love your girlfriend, a lesbian WILL.

Tsumugi: It’s normal to like girls, it’s not normal to murder them. Angie: Also, bathe. Please.

Star/Shelly: Okay, so someone asked: Has Succi got the SUCC in this timeline yet?

Ouma: Classified

Kiibo: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Saihara is offline

Maki: We broke him omg

Star/Shelly: Okay, so last three questions!

Has anyone called Chabashira "The Chub-Shredder"?

What was the weirdest flashback/memories of your past life?

To everyone, who's the biggest memer in HPA?

Tenko: No, No one has called me that. Please do not call me that.

Ouma: Probably dying tbh.

Kaede: Dying feels weird

Amami: Probably that fever dream where I was someone else for like 5 seconds

Tsumugi: Same

Naegi: I swear sometimes I have memories of being someone I’m not.

Tsumugi: Usually someone with a similar voice actually

Amami: It’s radio interference

Izuru: The biggest memer in the school is Nagito.

Izuru: He has to be. The fandom is insane and he has to cope somehow.

Ouma: Oh god. The Jevil fangirls have arrived.

Amami: Please…no JevilXKomaedea we can’t do it.

Hajime: SANSMAEDA IS CANON KING!

Hajime is offline

Star/Shelly: And with that note, goodbye kids!

Star/Shelly has removed everyone else from the chat room

Star/Shelly: And now, some questions for me:

Are you planning to make an arc for all the characters?

Eventually! It’s gonna take a while though!

How often do you write/what writing techniques do you use?

I write pretty much every day! It can be hard sometimes, but I love writing and the pain that comes with it! As for how I write, it’s like….word vomit. Sometimes I plan out what I want to happen, but usually, it’s very barebones. I let the story guide me. It can be harder this way, but the results usually feel more rewarding. Especially after the 4th or 5th edit :)

Thanks for reading everyone!

 

Star/Shelly is offline

 

 

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The Chaos Family
6:14 am

HotMess: Good morning

GremlinKing: Morning.

HotMess: You're up early.

GremlinKing: Aren't I always?

HotMess: Did you get any sleep?

GremlinKing; Nope

HotMess: Cool. Me neither!

HotMess: It's hard to sleep on my own actually.

GremlinKing: Same here. Guess I'm used to Gonta being nearby.

HotMess: Wow, we are clingy, aren't we?

GremlinKing: Probably.

GremlinKing: Hey, Amami?

HotMess: Yeah?

GremlinKing: Do you ever wonder if the people in our lives really care?

HotMess: All the time.

HotMess: It's just easier to handle sometimes.

GremlinKing: I wonder about it a lot

HotMess: That's okay. Just...talk to us, okay? We're all here for you.

GremlinKing; I will.

GremlinKing; Night.

HotMess: Technically it's morning but...good night.

GremlinKing and 1 others are offline

The Chaos Family
9:25 am


MadeMaid: I looked up in the backlogs and honestly, Amami and Hoshi are adorable.

WhyHaveOneTalent: Honestly, tea.

MadeMaid: They have a good...is the word bromance?

WhyHaveOneTalent: I believe so.

Liam: I wish I had a bromance that strong.

Calculester: Way to slander Kaito man.

Harubro: Yeah dude, I thought we were friends.

Liam: We are!

Harubro: Yet you deny our bromance? Do you have another bro?

Liam: No, I swear man, you're the only bro for me.

Harubro: Don't lie! I can see you looking at other bros! Who is it? Amami? Ouma? Gonta? WHO IS IT!!

Liam: Amami and Gonta are just friends man! I'd never cheat on our bromance. I value it too much!

MadeMaid: Should we leave?

WhyHaveOneTalent: No. This is amusing.

Harubro: You never said anything about Ouma. I knew it! You've had your eye on him since we met!

Liam: He's just my boyfriend!

Harubro: Oh yeah, that's what they all say. "He's just my boyfriend, I promise!" Then you find out they've had a bromance for minths behind your back. I won't be a fool Saihara!

Liam; I swear! I would never cheat on you!

KiwiKichi: Hey bro!

Liam: SHHHHHH

Harubro: *GASPS LOUDLY*

EneClone: What the fuck?

Calculester: They're just being weird again

ThePrettyOne: Shuichi! I can't believe you!

Harubro: I TRUSTED YOU! AND YOU BETRAYED ME! WAS I JUST THE OTHER BRO TO YOU?

Liam; It's not like that, I swear!

Harubro; No! I won't be lied to anymore! We're over! I'm going to my girlfriend's place. Maybe she'll respect me.

Liam: Kaito please!

ThePrettyOne: You lost your chance Shuichi. You two-timing bro-whore!

ThePrettyOne: Let's go Kaito.

Harubro: Yes, lets.

Harubro and 2 others are offline

MadeMaid: That was entertaining.

Liam: Lmao, Kaito is dying in my Dms

KiwiKichi: What an epic tale!

Calculester: You two are weird.

Liam: Yeah, we know.

KiwiKichi: But you love us :p

Calculester: Sadly!

Liam: RUDE

Calculester: :)

Liam: No, I'm hurt.

Calculester: I'll buy lunch.

Liam: Suddenly, I am no longer angry.

KiwiKichi: Don't you have casework to do?

Liam: Fuck.

Calculester: We'll bring it to you?

Liam: God, I love you.

Calculester: Right back at you.

Liam: :)

Liam and 2 others are offline

The Chaos Family
1:45 pm

AtuaLover: So, Himari from Class 80 just texted me. They want us to meet them tomorrow in the park around 1:30 pm.

Anime: Huh, interesting. What do they want?

Legs; They probably just wanna chill.

TheCoolOne: It has been awhile since we've seen them!

ThePrettyOne: It has, hasn't it.

SEESAWEFFECT: Too soon if you ask me.

TheSmallestDwarf: You know you love them

SEESAWEFFECT: Debatable. Himari tried to cut my hair the last time I saw her.

Legs: To be fair, she likes scissors and cutting things.

Anime: Serial Killer Vibes

AtuaLover: Says Angie.

TheSmallestDwarf: DNDNDNDNDNDND

Anime: We might as well go.

SEESAWEFFECT: Sure, I guess.

Legs: What could go wrong?

Everyone is offline

Shelly: Many things. Many things could go wrong.

 

 

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The Chaos Family
9:21 am

MadeMaid: Good morning everyone!

SEESAWEFFECT: Morning. How are you?

MadeMaid: I'm good, thanks for asking.

MadeMaid: makiandouma.jpg

Liam: OMG

Calculester: They look so wholesome

SEESAWEFFECT: What are they playing?

MadeMaid: They're taking turns on Splatoon I believe

Liam: Maki looks so grumpy lmao

SEESAWEFFECT: She's way too competitive.

Harubro: She looks so different with her hair down.

Calculester: Yeah. It's a lil messy but she looks cute omg

Liam: Oh god Kokichi's hair.

Calculester: IKR? Fuck I'm gay.

Liam: M O O D

Harubro: Please tell me Maki's kicking ass.

MadeMaid: Kokichi keeps whining about how good she is

WhyHaveOneTalent: How are you guys so full of energy this early in the morning?

MadeMaid: I've had 4 cups of coffee.

WhyHaveOneTalent: Please stop doing that. It's bad for your health. I would appreciate you not dying in your thirties.

MadeMaid: Fine. I'll stop :/

WhyHaveOneTalent: Thank you.

SEESAWEFFECT: This is so pure.

Harubro; So, are you guys official or...?

WhyHaveOneTalent: Kirumi?

MadeMaid:
MadeMaid: I suppose we are. ☺

WhyHaveOneTalent: 😀

Liam: I love them so much,,,,

Calculester; Mom, can we come over?

MadeMaid; I don't see why not.

Harubro: May I as well?

MadeMaid: Of course.

SEESAWEFFECT:

MadeMaid: @everyone I can see you guys lurking. Yes, you may come over.

Legs: Yes!

TheSmallestDwarf: :)

Legs and 6 others are offline

MadeMaid: Dorks.

MadeMaid is offline

The Chaos Family
12:05 pm

Legs: What do you guys want for lunch?

Anime: I kinda want to go and get ramen before we go to the park.

AtuaLover: Oh, there's this really good place by the Deli on 34th street.

Legs: Oooh, that's the one that serves really good eggs, right?

AtuaLover: Yeah :)

ThePrettyOne; I love their ramen! We should definetly go there.

TheCoolOne; Meh, I'm not feeling ramen. I think I'll go get a sandwhich and meet you guys there?

EneClone: I'll come with. Kokichi already ate and I can't think about taking him into a restaraunt because SOMEONE let him have sugar and now he's hyper.

Liam: Look at that face and tell me you could've said no.

EneClone: I'm not whipped, unlike you

Liam; Rude!

HotMess: Lol, it's true tho

BugMan: Gonta is taking Hoshi to go get a salad. Hoshi needs to eat his greens.

GremlinKing; Stupid fucking doctor.

MadeMaid: Please eat vegetables. They're healthy for you

GremlinKing; Yeah yeah, I know.

Calculester: Okay, so I'll take the sandwhich group if Mom and New Parent take the ramen group.

WhyHaveOneTalent; "New Parent"

HotMess: Welcome to the family.

HotMess: You can't escape now.

WhyHaveOneTalent: Fuck.

GremlinKing; Appropriate respone. Gonta and I'll take our own vehicle.

Anime: Atua wishes you a safe journey!

AtuaLover: Angie, brush your hair.

Anime: N e v e r

ThePrettyOne: Hey, I call dibs on playing my music!

TheCoolOne: Are you going to play Popular from the Wicked musical? Cause I will kill you.

ThePrettyOne: POPULAR!

ThePrettyOne is offline

HotMess: This whole group is Chaotic

WhyHaveOneTalent: I have to go see my class soon before they think I've abandoned them

MadeMaid: Have fun with that.

WhyHaveOneTalent: I'll try. Fun is hard to do though.

HotMess: Mood

WhyHaveOneTalent: :/

MadeMaid and 15 others are offline

The Chaos Family
2:45 pm

EneClone: I can't believe we're THIS late

ThePrettyOne: Miu took forever to eat omg

EneClone: Okay, but in her defense the sandwich guys kept messing up her order

Harubro: Lmao, this is why we never go there.

Liam: We just need to catch up with the others guys.

Harubro: How are they so fast?

Liam: I dunno man.

EneClone; Is that shouting?

ThePrettyOne: Omg they did not.

ThePrettyOne: why are they attacking each other?????

Liam: Well there goes my afternoon

Harubro: WHO JUST THREW SORA INTO THE DUCKPOND

Liam is offline

Harubro: OMG SAIHARA

ThePrettyOne: Well, guess this is happening

ThePrettyOne is offline

The Idiot Squad
4:30 pm

SEESAWEFFECT: Now, have you all learned your lessons?

QueenPrankster: How did you beat me

QueenPrankster: I WANT ANSWERS DAMN IT!

SEESAWEFFECT: You all are Level 1 CPUS against the final boss of this realm

SEESAWEFFECT: You stand no chance.

Traitor: Wow, mood

SoraSnobBoy: How did I end up in the pond again?

MadeMaid: Alex hates you.

Traitor: I do not!

CodeOverMen: He does.

Traitor: Okay, maybe a little bit

SoraSnobBoy: Wow, rude.

KiwiKichi: But, it was nice to see you guys!

Liam: Considered that your initiation.

HotMess: :p

FlightDad: Is this sort of thing common at HPA?

EneClone: Very.

JewelsAndDeath; WOOP! What fun!

FilmQueen: Who wants dinner? Ruto's buying.

DrinkThePainAway: Wow, okay then

FilmQueen: I paid last time!

DrinkThePainAway: True. Fine, but I'm picking the place

FilmQueen: Deal.

WhyHaveOneTalent: I have plans, sorry.

MadeMaid: It's fine, tell the 77th we say Hi!

WhyHaveOneTalent: Will do.

EneClone; I'm dte.

Harubro; I too, am down to exist.

ImTheMap: pfftttt

TigerEye: I'm NOT down to exist

Traitor: ^^^^^

SHSLConcern: Alex!

Traitor; JK, JK

SHSLConcern: 👀👀

Traitor: Sorry :/

SHSLConcern: It's okay.

BigBroIzu: Let's get going! Places'll start closing soon.

Liam: False, but yeah, let's go.

Liam and several others are offline



Chapter Text

Taking a break today! See you guy's tomorrow!

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DND Tuesdays
5:30 pm

Tsumugi: Welcome guys! First, I'd like to say Happy Birthday to KAEDE!

Kaede: Awwww, thanks!

Tsumugi: We're doing a day tomorrow to celebrate, right?

Miu: OFC we are! We must, must, must celebrate the birth of our QUEEN!

Hoshi: Are taking Kami with us?

Kaede: Only if you guys want to.

Shinguji: Bring her! We need to LOVE and APPRECIATE both of the twins equally!

Ouma: I guess.

Saihara: Kokichi!

Ouma: JK, JK. Of course, she's part of the family! Kind of....tbh, Have we even MET her yet?

Miu: I have. But then again, I have GF privileges.

Kaede: BTW, remember the first day of school is "Bring your parents to school" day!

Ouma: HeY mOm, aRe yOu gOnnA bE thERe????

Kirumi: I would assume so???

Maki: You plebians and your PARENTS.

Kaito: Maki, my grandma will be your's for the day.

Kirumi: I will be your mother as well

Amami: Awww man! Korekiyo and I were gonna call dibs.

Shinguji: I was not informed of this.

Angie: Lmao, no one informs you of anything

Himiko: Especially not adoption! Like, puh-lease, why bother telling your SO you've adopted a raccoon?

Tenko: What

Himiko: NOTHING

Kirumi: Himiko ISTG did you adopt a raccoon?

Amami: Omg Himiko

Shinguji: I can hear the awkward pause from here.

Gonta: Gonta likes raccoons!

Hoshi: Oh my god kid

Himiko: HIS NAME IS PEANUT AND I LOVE HIM

Tenko: YOU CANT JUST ADOPT WILD ANIMALS!

Angie: YES YOU CAN! GO HIMIKO!

Miu: Yeah! Raccoons deserve love!

Kaede: THAT'S A WILD ANIMAL HIMIKO

Himiko: I LOVE HIM AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Kiibo: Please return Peanut to the wild!

Ouma: No, keep him! Screw everyone else, this is LOVE.

Saihara: KOKICHI!

Kaito: FIGHT THE POWER HIMIKO!

Maki: OMG KAITO NO

Himiko: NO ONE WILL SEPARATE US

Tenko: I WANT A DIVORCE

Himiko: Wait no I'll put it back please don't leave me I'm sorry

Tenko: What? Hunny I was joking, you can keep the raccoon just take it to the vet.

Himiko: Okay! It's maybe...3-4 months old?

Kiibo: It's a baby raccoon?

Himiko: Yeah.

Amami: NGL, that's kinda cute.

Himiko: My owl likes it!

Kaede: WAIT HIMIKO NO

Himiko: OH GOD PIDGE WHY????

Saihara: Great, now I'm crying.

Kaede: So, are we doing DND?

Himiko: I guess...I'm just gonna mourn my Peanut.

Tsumugi: Okay! Let's begin!

Tsumugi: You all are outside. Today, this morning, you will begin your month-long journey to the capital. You all are simply waiting for Rose and Charlie to come out. Izurumi sits proudly next to Blade, whom he has taken a liking to.

Kiibo: "I am in love with this overgrown puppy. Although I am slightly concerned that he is going to inhale my head by accident."

Amami: "What a way to die."

Shinguji: "What is taking them so long?"

Tenko: "Ezekiel! Don't rush the maiden! She might be attending to important business!"

Angie: "Yes! We cannot rush her! I am all for chaos, but that would be too much for me!"

Ouma: "Do you genuinely listen to the words that exit your dumb mouth, Angelina?"

Gonta: "Lokeil! Be nice!"

Ouma: "What's that?"

Saihara: "Can we leave him here?"

Kirumi: "Sadly, no."

Hoshi: "We can accidentally push him off a cliff!"

Kaito: "That's murder!"

Himiko: "You threw Maki off a roof, Clint. We aren't listening to you."

Kaito: "I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A STRATEGY!"

Maki: "You could have killed me."

Kaito: "This is bullying!"

Miu: "Welcome to the club, Clint. Have you applied for membership yet?"

Kaede: "Can you all just...be quiet?"

Miu: "Huh? Elena, did you say something?"

Ouma: "She said, "shut up you dumb whores!"

Kaede: "I did not!"

Tenko: "HOW DARE YOU! YOu'RE A DEGENERATE!"

Himiko: "That's mean Elana!"

Kirumi: "Elana! I am very disappointed in you!"

Miu: "Hey! He's lying!"

Ouma: "How dare you say that! I would never!' I begin bawling!

Saihara: "Ugh! Lokeil, don't do that!"

Amami: "Look what you did! He's crying!"

Shinguji: "Good, let him."

Amami: "Ezekiel!"

Shinguji: "Evangil."

Hoshi: "Lokeil is obviously faking it."

Kiibo: "Guys? Guys?"

Angie: "Yes...bicker! Feed my goddess your energy foolish mortals!"

Amami: "Angelina!"

Angie: "A̴̟̙̮̮͕̎̾̐̆̽̃̏̕̕l̡͔͈̙̬̙̍̄̽̓͋̏̉͘͝͝l̻̫̖̝̥̗̱̔̑̐͛͛͐̓̒͡ w̨̛͎͓̲̺͔̅͐͌̿̈͟͝i̱̩̤̭̍́̉̍̂̄̃̒͟͡l̴͙͈͉̪̙̥̼̤̓͑͐̃̈́͑̑̾͟͠ḽ̪͚̱̥͐̓̍͋͋͊͢ b̛̛̤̞͖̳͇̿̽͊̅̐͗̇͛o̷̡͓̫͈̟̫̊͂̓̉͆͆̆̐̚͜͜͞w̸̡̜͈͇͓̣͈̣̟̾̌̓͌͆̎͛͡ f̧̛̭̰͉̫͇̓͂́͋̓͘ͅo̷̧̞̫̮̻̿͐̑̓̌͌͋͛̔͟r̶̠̹̹̞̼̠̤̗̉̈́̆͂̑̍̓͟ͅ m̸̢͎̲̣͋́̃̾̽̊̇͗̄͘ͅy̨̺̠̰͍͎̾̇͌̎̾̒͛͞͝ q̶̡̢̡̜͙̩͙̣̼̇̌́̃̋͆͒̕û̫͓̻̩̭̳̫͛̉̎͂͗̀͂̚͜͟ḙ̺̘̠̩͕̪̅̽͊͊̒̓͜͞e͙̟̗̼͕͕͌̑͋̈́̊ň̴̺̼̗̘̘̗͎̓̑̈́̍́͑̇͠.̵̡̮̦̻̙̤͕͍͔̏̃͊͑̽͒͌͞͝͞"

Amami: "JESUS CHRIST ANGELINA!"

Ouma: "That is a demon."

Saihara: "No, it's just Angelina this time Lokeil,"

Tsumugi: Rose and Charlie exit the house. Charlie immediately runs for his giant doggo, climbing up onto it's back. Rose, clutching a bag presumably full of supplies, smiles at the group. "Ready to go?"

Kirumi: "Yes, we are."

Amami: "Okay, Ezekiel, Lokeil, Dragoni and I will take the first position! Elana, Blade, Diana, Briar, you take 3rd position. Everyone else is middle."

Himiko: "Sounds good to me!"

Ouma: "I'm fine with that!"

Tsumugi: Everyone having agreed with Evangel's et up, you begin your journey. The road is faded from little use, and wild plants grow everywhere. The ocean roars in the background. This is a peaceful place indeed.

Tenko: "Ah, I have missed the ocean."

Himiko: "I can't wait to see the guild again!"

Ouma: I hop on Dragoni's back.

Saihara: "Oh my god, not again. Can you not walk"

Ouma: "I can, but then wouldn't you miss me?"B

Saihara: "Not particularly, no."

Ouma: "What?? I can't believe you'd say that! You're so mean!" I begin to tear up.

Saihara: "Please don't cry."

Ouma: "Too late!"

Kiibo: "I resent this whole endeavor."

Hoshi: "Okay, mood."

Tsumugi: ((Sadly, that's it for today! My Dad is dragging me to see a movie.))

Maki: ((Tsumugi leaving the house?? 0o0))

Tsumugi: ((Haha.))

Ouma: ((Well, see you then!))

Tsumugi: ((See you!))

Tsumugi and 15 others are offline.

 

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The Chaos Family
10:37 am

TheSmallestDwarf: I still mourn the death of my Peanut.

Legs: We tried to warn you, Pidge won't recognize little mammals as pets. Pidge sees a vulnerable mammal and thinks "Food".

TheSmallestDwarf: Well, I'm glad Peanut died quickly at least

MadeMaid: I feel so bad for poor Peanut.

Anime: Top 10 Tragic Anime Deaths

AtuaLover: You are evil sometimes Angie

Anime: <3

Legs: So how is the recent birthday girl???

ThePrettyOne: Kami is so excited to meet you guys.

TheCoolOne: Are you sure she's not just excited to see me again?

ThePrettyOne: Honestly, yeah. She loves you, don't get me wrong but she's never met the others. Of course, she's excited!

Liam: Hopefully you two will enjoy today!

ThePrettyOne: i'm sure we will! I've never not enjoyed hanging out with you fools :p

Liam: Lmao MOOD

Legs: Well, I hope Himi and I picked a good lunch spot!

TheSmallestDwarf: We vetoed like so many spots for being too...not you, I guess? Like, they just didn't...vibe correctly. Their magical aura was funky.

Anime: Yeah! And we picked the movie! Hope you like horror!

ThePrettyOne: Ooooh! Sounds fun!

AtuaLover: And we're probably going bowling afterward for like, a totally ironic cliche kinda thing.

Legs: Yeah! Hey Miu, you better be planning to spoil your girlfriend today

TheCoolOne: I've got that covered! I know if I slip up people will come crawling out of the woodworks to steal her away.

Legs: Pffttt, Mood. Himiko is such a catch and I know like 5 people who are just waiting for me to mess this up.

TheSmallestDwarf: At this point, I've put up with so many shenanigans that I'm immune to them.

TheCoolOne: Challenge accepted!

TheCoolOne is offline

Anime: Congratulations! You are dumb!

AtuaLover: Angie, be nice.

Anime: Sorry, sorry.

Legs: Just go get ready to go!

Anime: Okay!

ThePrettyOne: Is someone picking us up?

Liam: I sent Kiibo to do it.

Liam: I would've asked Kaito but he's STILL ASLEEP.

MadeMaid: Omg he is not

Liam: My best friend is a dumbass

ThePrettyOne: HEY!

Liam: Not you, sweetie. You're an angel and we're glad you're here.

MadeMaid: Such an icon

Liam: Thank you!

Liam and several others are offline

The Chaos Family
12:35 pm

HotMess: Why is the food taking so long???

SEESAWEFFECT: No idea.

HotMess: Also, is it just me or is Kami...

SEESAWEFFECT: Kind of pretentious?

HotMess: Yeah. She's been complaining since we met and I am lowkey sick of it.

GremlinKing: Please don't say anything! Kaede loves her and we are NOT causing a scene!

EneClone: Are we not going to at least tell Kaede to shut her up? Because I am this close to getting arrested!

Harubro: We can't do that! Look, she's a sweetheart! I'm sure she means well!

GremlinKing: You say that about everyone.

BugMan: Gonta likes Kami! Kami tells a lot of funny stories!

WhyHaveOneTalent is online

WhyHaveOneTalent: Why on earth are you texting during lunch?

GremlinKing: This is important Izuru!

GremlinKing: Also, lowkey how do you known where we are? You're with the 77th today!

WhyHaveOneTalent: Kirumi and I just talked like, 30 minutes ago.

GremlinKing: Oh right.

HotMess: how's everything on your end Izuru?

WhyHaveOneTalent: I am this close to murdering Ibuki.

SEESAWWEFFECT: Everyone will retaliate. Trust me, you don't want Akane angry at you.

HotMess: Or Nekumaru. That man could crush me with his pinky finger.

EneClone: Okay now Ouma's glaring at us. We shoudl be paying attention.

Harubro: weird to see him being so like....strict.

EneClone: "Kaede is Shumai's best friend and therefore mine and you WILL respect her."

BugMan: Ouma is right! Phones off now!

BugMan and 5 others are offline

The Chaos Family
5:01 pm

Harubro: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME IT WAS A HORROR MOVIE???

Anime: Because we knew you'd cry like a lil baby :p

Harubro: THOSE TEARS WERE MANLY

Calculester: Eh...

KiwiKichi: Keep saying that hunny!

Calculester: Also, @ThePrettyOne, does your sister not like us? She seems super grumpy and mean right now.

ThePrettyOne: Kami? Oh no, she likes you! She gushed about you all when we went to get a refill. She's just...when she's nervous she turns into a b-tch.

KiwiKichi: Oh! That makes more sense! Miu told me she was a sweetheart so I was a lil confused.

TheCoolOne: Yeah. If y'all could just...cool it with the forced positivity. She's not gonna bite your heads off lol

Anime: OKAY BUT THAT MOVIE WAS AWESOME!

Harubro: It was terrifying!

EneClone: I liked it.

KiwiKichi: Too many jump scares for my liking. They're a little stale.

Calculester: I predicted them all, but then again I have consumed more written material on the psychology of horror films than the rest of you.

MadeMaid: I'd like to read some of those if you have copies.

KiwiKichi: Kaito! Maybe if you studied horror movies, they'd be less scary!

Liam: Or just watched so many that you become desensitized!

Harubro: That sounds reasonable!

Anime: Or you could ask Atua to give you strength!

EneClone: So, y'all up for bowling?

KiwiKichi: I'm gonna crush you all!

HotMess is online

HotMess: YOU'RE ON!

ThePrettyOne: I'm definitely gonna win!

HotMess: Kork and I play all the time!

Anime: Wii sports doesn't count!

HotMess: HOW DARE YOU!

Liam: Aha, well Kami is gonna get a first look at the insane competitions we have.

TheCoolOne: We need to dazzle her!

TheCoolOne: OUMA! FOR TODAY, YOU ARE MY ARCHRIVAL!

KiwiKichi: HAVE AT THEE!

Calculester: I suppose I should sit this one out lol

Liam: No, come play with us!

MadeMaid: I think this will be entertaining to watch.

Anime: FOR ATUA!

HotMess: FOR GLORY!

HotMess and everyone else is offline

Chapter Text

Taking a break today to work on other projects! Mwah! Love you all OWO

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

MadeMaid: So how's everyone doing?

EneClone: Your parents are incredibly sweet and I honestly love them.

KiwiKichi: It's really rather odd to think of them as my grandparents tbh

MadeMaid: I think they like you tbh

KiwiKichi: Of course they do!

MadeMaid: Anyways, do you two want to go out for breakfast.

EneClone: I've been told to say no.

KiwiKichi: As have I.

MadeMaid: What? Why?

MadeMaid: Who's at the door.

EneClone: Shhhh shhhh shhhh

KiwiKichi: Just make sure you're ready to leave

MadeMaid: Ah. I can see Izuru from the window.

MadeMaid: They work fast.

KiwiKichi: Lmao, they texted me at 7 am

EneClone: 5 for me. Guess they've got our schedules memorized.

MadeMaid: Well then, I'm leaving

MadeMaid is offline

EneClone: So, you're making pancakes right?

KiwiKichi: If I can find the FUCKING WHISK

KiwiKichi: REEEEEEEEE

EneClone: Need help?

KiwiKichi: Please check the top shelves for me ;-;

EneClone: On it :)

EneClone and 1 other is offline

The Chaos Family
10:56 am

Liam: Why on earth do I hear screaming outside my house?

Calculester: So it's probably Kaito

Liam: What did he do this time?

Calculester: He and Kaede are there to kidnap you

Liam: oh okay then.

Liam: I'll see what they want then.


The Disaster Bi's
10:58 pm

Smallest: So, Kaede, Kaito, why are you outside my door?

Ra-Ra-Rasputine: Hey! Miu and I are here too!

UWU: Suprised we managed to drag Himiko away from her girlfriend.

Ra-Ra-Rasputine: We don't spend every second together. We're not codependent. We've only seen each other like 4 times over break, not counting all our group outings.

UWU: You know I'm just kidding lol

UWU: It's nice to leave my house for once lmao

Bean: You need to get more sunlight, Miu

UWU: I know, I know.

Russia's: Anyways, we're here to take you out for the day!

Bean: You've been holed up in your room doing casework for far too long. Come spend some time with us!

Smallest: Why do I have the feeling that that's not a request.

Bean: Oh, it's not!

Ra-Ra-Rasputine: We miss you :(

Smallest: We literally just hung out yesterday.

Russia's: Fair point, but...come on man!

Smallest: Okay, fine. But I swear, NOTHING ILLEGAL.

Bean: Wow, no faith.

UWU: Since when have we done anything illegal?

Smallest: How much time do you have?

Russia's: Nevermind! Just get dressed.

Smallest: Okay, okay.

Smallest is offline

The Chaos Family
11:45 pm

HotMess: Okay, so whatever Tsumugi says this was NOT my fault.

AtuaLover: THERE ARE BEES IN MY HOUSE AMAMI

AtuaLover: BEES

Anime: Why are there bees in your house?

HotMess: AMAZON SAID THEY WERE LADYBUGS

AtuaLover: I DON'T WANT LADYBUGS EITHER AMAMI

MadeMaid: GFDI

WhyHaveOneTalent: How foolish.

SEESAWEFFECT: Amami wtf

Legs: WHY DID YOU PURCHASe LADYBUGS??

HotMess: I THOUGHT THEY'D BE COOL!

AtuaLover: WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG, AND NOW I HAVE 10,000 BEES IN MY HOUSE

Anime: TEN THOUSAND???

AtuaLover: MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME

Legs: Oh my god you bought 10,000 bees.

SEESAWEFFECT: I'm dYING

Calculester: Currently sending these screenshots to the people not online for when they get back

KiwiKichi: Omg

EneClone is offline

KiwiKichi: See, now Maki is gonna have a headache.

KiwiKichi: But this is pretty funny

HotMess: I ORDERED LADYBUGS! LADYBUGS!

SEESAWEFFECT: But you got bees.

WhyHaveOneTalent: I feel like that would make a great idiom.

MadeMaid: Now we're using that.

KiwiKichi: "You wanted ladybugs? Too bad, now you've got BEES."

AtuaLover: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!

Legs: We're gonna have to kill them.

BugMan is online

GremlinKing is online

BugMan: Don't! Gonta will help!

GremlinKing: Amami, we have to discuss how to be financially smart.

GremlinKing: 1. Ladybugs are not a good investment.

HotMess: I'm sorry, okay?

AtuaLover: Once I get the bees out of my house, I'm going to kick your @ss.

HotMess: Fair.

SEESAWEFFECT: I need a nap.

Calculester: I'm going to go watch a movie or something.

KiwiKichi: Lol, let me know how the bee situation ends up!

Anime: I'm coming over, you sound like you need a hug.

Legs: I'll come over too!

Legs: I wanna watch you beat Amami up!

HotMess: I'm gonna let my Dad know what happened. He'll probably wanna kick my @ss too.

Legs: Oh RIP, you're definitely grounded.

HotMess: Pretty much.

SEESAWEFFECT: See you on the other side.

BugMan: gonta has his equipment! Gonta will be there soon!

GremlinKing: I have a camera ready lmao.

Several people are offline

TheChaosFamily
5:30 pm

Liam and a few others are online

Liam: OMG AMAMI

ThePrettyOne: I take ONE DAY. ONE. DAY.

Harubro: You okay Mom?

MadeMaid: I thought I was going to have a stroke, but luckily Izuru kept me from stressing myself to death.

TheCoolOne: WHAT AN MVP

TheSmallestDwarf: Well, all's well that ends well!

Harubro: Couldn't have said it better myself.

Harubro and 5 others are offline

 

Chapter Text

Taking a day off to hang out with family! Chapter up tomorrow!

Chapter Text

 

The Chaos Family
8:20 am

HotMess: April Fools Day is tomorrow folks.

SEESAWEFFECT: Oh god.

MadeMaid: I'll be hiding in my room for the day.

EneClone: That won't save you, trust me.

HotMess: At least Ouma is nice about it?

MadeMaid: He'll probably destroy my entire house

EneClone: I'll try to reel him in but I make no promises.

HotMess: So, I'm grounded

SEESAWEFFECT: That seems likely, given your behavior.

HotMess: A man can't release bees in someones house?

MadeMaid: No.

EneClone: Also...it's Himari's birthday tomorrow.

SEESAWEFFECT: Fuck.

EneClone: Who thought it was a good idea to let the Ultimate Prankster's birthday fall on April Fools?

HotMess: I'm gonna die honestly.

EneClone: Plus, Tsumugi is definetly getting revenge on you tomorrow.

HotMess: Fuck

EneClone: Have fun?

EneClone is offline


The Chaos Family
10:48 am

Anime: So I'm just chilling, minding my own business, when suddenly, Harry Potter bursts through my closet door, calls me a "filthy muggle" and crawls into my ear.

TheSmallestDwarf: What the actual fuck Angie.

Anime: So now I'm in my neighbors pool trying to drown the bastard while their dog stares at me and eats the flesh of Danny Phantom.

Legs: Are you fucking high?

Anime: Maybe.

Anime: Mom made brownies.

AtuaLover: Oh my god. Do not eat your mothers baked goods we've discussed this they're always drugged.

Anime: It's a cultural thing!

Anime: We get high and sacrifice animals to Atua!

AtuaLover: That's your culture, but it's illegal here! Please don't get arrested

Anime: I won't.

KiwiKichi: Anyone wanna do a madlibs?

TheCoolOne: Oh! I do, UWU.

KiwiKichi: Miu's in the OWO

ThePrettyOne: Why do I hang out with tou guys?

Liam: ^^^^^^

Harubro: Wow, rude!

GremlinKing: But true.

Calculester: So true.

TheSmallestDwarf: Your islands kinda fucked up Angie.

Anime: Excuse me?

Legs: Himiko, don't go there.

TheSmallestDwarf: What? I'm just saying, they do some morally grey shit.

Legs: That's rude though!

ThePrettyOne: Apologize.

Anime; No, it's fine! Not everyone understands Atua's power and grace!

TheCoolOne: Well, if Angie says it's fine..

AtuaLover: So, about that MadLibs...

KiwiKichi: I actually have to go now.

TheCoolOne: Awww man.

KiwiKichi: Later, okay?

AtuaLover: Later then!

KiwiKichi is offline


The Chaos Family
2:40 pm

GremlinKing: School starts in aproximentaly 15 days.

BugMan: Gonta is excited!

SEESAWEFFECT: We'll be second years

AtuaLover: Parent Day on the 15th!

TheCoolOne: Oh fuck

TheCoolOne: Well, uh, that should be cool!

Harurbro: Gramma's excited to meet you guys!

Liam: It'll probably be my Aunt and Uncle. My parents wouldn't bother

Calculester: Wow that is sad.

GremlinKing: Fuck Gonta's parents are gonna destroy me I haven't slept well in weeks.

BugMan: Hoshi!

Calculester: Can we all agree that Himiko's parents are going to be awesome?

Harubro: Warning: Tenko's Mom will destroy us all

TheCoolOne: Fair.

TheCoolOne: I have to talk to Kaede.

TheCoolOne is offline

Liam: I have a bad feeling about this.

SEESAWEFFECT: Really?

Liam: Yeah.

Harubro: Anyways, I thought we couls all get dinner tonight?

Calculester: Good idea! Shall I make arrangements for everyone to be picked up?

Harubro: Yeah, that'd be great, thanks.

Calculester: You're welcome.

Calculester is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
7:32 am

MadeMaid is online

MadeMaid: It has begun

ThePrettyOne: FUCK THE SIMS DEVS I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THIS FUCKING EXPANSION AND THEN I SAW THE DATE WE'VE BEEN ASKING FOR PROPER SCHOOLS FOR YEARS

Liam: This fucking holiday

TheSmallestDwarf: That Splatoon mobile game looked so realistic and good but it wasn't even official damn you.

ThePrettyOne: Game companies who participate in April Fools Day are fucking demons

MadeMaid: Everything in the kitchen is encased in jello and the bathroom is full of rubber ducks.

EneClone: Everything in my room is upside down. Everything.

KiwiKichi: The jello thing is Himari's doing. She took all of my right socks. All of them. And then put them in Grape Panta bottles. FULL Grape Panta bottles.

WhyHaveOneTalent is online

WhyHaveOneTalent: My whole class is in a prank war.

WhyHaveOneTalent: The 78th has joined the fray.

WhyHaveOneTalent: This is hell.

MadeMaid; This fucking holiday

KiwiKichi: So, hope you all love your pranks

KiwiKichi: Leave food out for the prank goblins!

Liam: Maybe if we leave cookies out Himari won't prank us.

Calculester: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHO MESSED WITH MY CDS.

Calculester: I HAD THEM ALPHABETIZED AND NOW THEY'RE A JUMBLED MESS

Liam: THATS LOWKEY TERRORISM

Anime: r/lowkeyterrorism

TheSmallestDwarf: SPEAKING OF REDDIT

TheSmallestDwarf: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

Liam: r/historymemes is now r/animememes and vice versa

TheSmallestDwarf: Time to shitpost!

Anime: What a great opportunity to Karma Farm!

TheSmallestDwarf: Also whoever mailed me 40,000 loose water beads...

TheSmallestDwarf: Fuck you.

Anime: All my statues have clown masks now.

Liam: Kokichi did you stay up all night to execute these?

KiwiKichi: Huh, no! The bathroom and Maki's room is the only physical thing I did. The rest of you are having your emails spammed with Fortnite ads and emails with nonsensical cursed phrases.

Anime: You are a monster.

TheSmallestDwarf: Himari is apparently very dedicated to her craft.

Liam: And now my windows are covered in slime.

Liam: Thanks Himari.

MadeMaid: Well, I think the only course of action for us is to stay indoors and off the internet.

EneClone: Himari's birthday party is today

MadeMaid: Oh f-

Everyone is offline

Star: No cursing on this Minecraft server!

Star is offline


The Chaos Family
10:21 am

HotMess is online

HotMess: So now the day has devolved into absolute chaos

HotMess: Someone turned my house into a Pokestop

SEESAWEFFECT: Someone reconfigured all my controller settings

SEESAWEFFECT: I hope they contract the plague.

KiwiKichi: Isn't that a little harsh?

HotMess: No one messes with someone's controller settings and LIVES

SEESAWEFFECT: Everything is awful today

Legs: Honestly, why do we do this with ourselves? Why celebrate this holiday.

HotMess: Companys get free advertisement.

KiwiKichi: Ugh, capitalism! Marxie was right! WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION, FELLOW PROLITARIETS.

AtuaLover: Now I'm drawing Communist Kokichi and Duct-tape hat Saihara.

TheCoolOne: I understand the first one but not the second one.

AtuaLover: I watched a stream and now I have the urge to draw Saihara with a hat made of duct-tape.

Harubro: It's Duck-tape.

TheCoolOne: No, it's Duct-tape.

Harubro: DUCK-TAPE

TheCoolOne: DUCT-TAPE

KiwiKichi: Sticky Tongue Bits

Liam: Kokichi wtf

AtuaLover: That is so cursed.

HotMess: Ahahaha, cursed.

SEESAWEFFECT: So Mom and I are splitting carpool with Hoshi. Get ready boys and girls and Izuru.

SEESAWEFFECT is offline


The Idiot Squad
12:45 pm

GremlinKing: Suprised the orphanage lets you do stuff like this.

GremlinKing: Also, orange juice is not good for hair.

QueenPrankster: Honestly, why on earth would you not check doors before going through them? SHSL Prankster here! You're in MY turf now.

BugMan: Gonta hopes Ogawa-san is having fun!

QueenPrankster: Oh, I am.

Anime: Okay but lowkey this party is fun and you are a demon.

QueenPrankster: Thank you!

QueenPrankster: Now out of the chat!

QueenPrankster and several others are offline.

PANGAYACE Alliance
5:30 pm

LifeIsADadJoke: Everyone get home safe?

DiscontentedMom: I'm fine. Dropped Izuru off, Kaede and Miu got home safe, so did Angie and Tsumugi.

CursedMan: Gonta's home. Saihara and Kiibo are home.

LifeIsADadJoke: Everyone on my side got home safe.

DiscontentedMom: Ouma with you?

CursedMan: With me. I'll take him home.

LifeIsADadJoke: Maki is with me, so I'll bring her to your place.

DiscontentedMom: This whole thing was a mess.

DiscontentedMom: Miu is worrying me.

ChaoticPanflute is online

ChaoticPanflute: Explain.

DiscontentedMom: She made us stop like a block away from her house. Something about her parents not wanting strangers to see where they lived. But I don't know, it felt like she was lying.

Disappointed: I smell a lie.

CursedMan: Should we ask Saihara to do some digging?

ChaoticPanflute: No.

LifeIsADadJoke: I agree. If something is truly wrong, she'll tell us when she's ready too.

LifeIsADadJoke: Now, I must start driving.

ChaoticPanflute: Talk to you all later!

ChaoticPanflute and several others are offline

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I have English exams today, so I'm taking a break! I'll update tomorrow!

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The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

Anime: So I slept in today

AtuaLover: Lol, same. I wanted to wake up way earlier today to get a whole bunch of work done but I looked up when I awoke and it was noon and I was just like "I am a failure and the worst part of society."

ThePrettyOne: Hey! Is that a negative self-image I'm hearing???

AtuaLover: What? No! I love myself I promise!

ThePrettyOne: Okay. Just remember that the entirety of this class will punch you with friendship if you talk smack about yourself.

Anime: Seconded

AtuaLover: I get it lol

AtuaLover: Anyways, so is Monocunt still trying to force you to help out?

ThePrettyOne: Yeah

ThePrettyOne: Why do I have to do their work??

Anime: Are we sure I'm not allowed to send some strongly worded emails?

Liam: No Angie. I told you, what you want to do is a FELONY.

Anime: It'll be fine!

AtuaLover: Yeah, no. Do not.

ThePrettyOne: Please, do not commit felonies.

ThePrettyOne: Those are illegal.

Anime: Okay, I won't.

Anime: I hope you manage to get out of Monokuma's weird plans

ThePrettyOne: I'll try.

ThePrettyOne is offline


ItsALuckyGay
1:30 pm

UnamusedAce: Mom has been calling Miu for like an hour and she won't pick up.

KingHug: Maybe she's busy?

LesbianQueen: On a Wednesday? Really?

TeddyBear: Gonta is concerned. Maybe Gonta should try calling?

KingHug: She won't pick up for MOM. She might just not want to talk today. No problem with that?

UnamusedAce: I just...I have a bad feeling. Like a deep, earth-shaking, this is going to go terribly wrong feeling.

AtuasHelper: Atua says we should go visit Miu!

KingHug: We don't know where she lives.

TeddyBear: Gonta could ask her?

UnamusedAce: Gonta, can you do us a BIG favor?

TeddyBear: Gonta is happy to help!

UnamusedAce: Go talk to Hoshi for us.

TeddyBear: Gonta is on it!

TeddyBear is offline

AtuasHelper: I mean

AtuasHelper: We could trace her I.P?

KingHug: As if she doesn't have a V.P.N.

UnamusedAce: We'll just have to hope she contacts us soon.

KingHug: Guess so.

KingHug and 2 others are offline


The Chaos Family
2:03 pm

HotMess is online

HotMess: So is there a reason everyone's so tense today?

Calculester: No one can get ahold of Miu.

Calculester: I am tempted to just get access to the school's files and visit her myself

KiwiKichi: That might not be a good idea. What if she just doesn't want to talk to us?

Legs: Baloney. We're awesome!

TheSmallestDwarf: I think we're all over-reacting.

EneClone: No, this is a serious matter. We need to take this seriously.

HotMess: Why though? DO we have any definitive proof that something is wrong?

Harubro: Maki's Bullshitterry detector is going off.

HotMess: That isn't a real thing

EneClone: It is. It's constantly beeping around Ouma

KiwiKichi: Hey!

Legs: Okay, so why don't we just go find her??

KiwiKichi: I'm telling you she's gonna get upset if we just appear outside her house for no reason!

Liam: To be fair, y'all do it to me all the time

Calculester: It's too late, I already asked Chihiro to give me access to the school's database

HotMess: STOP ASKING CHIHIRO TO COMMIT CRIMES

SEESAWEFFECT: Ishimaru is going to swallow us whole.

GremlinKing is online

GremlinKing: We've talked about this, you guys. You can't just commit felonies all willy-nilly.

WhyHaveOneTalent is online

WhyHaveOneTalent: I smell shenanigans.

EneClone: Welcome, we're currently breaking all kinds of laws to track down our friend.

WhyHaveOneTalent: So a normal Wednesday afternoon?

EneClone: Pretty much.

KiwiKichi: Oh my god you guys.

Harubro: Ouma, you're being kinda hypocritical. Didn't you do the same thing when Korekiyo went missing?

KiwiKichi: that was because I had real information! We have nothing substantial to go off of here! This is just an invasion of privacy!

Liam: I sort of agree, but my hands are tied I'm already an accomplice I can't back out now.

Harubro: That's the spirit!

TheSmallestDwarf: So do you have her address?

Calculester: Yes. We're heading to her house as I type.

HotMess: I guess let us know when we get there?

WhyHaveOneTalent: If it makes you guys feel better, I can patch the gaping hole in the school's security and make it look like nothing happened.

KiwiKichi: P L E A S E

Legs: Well, good luck to both of you.

TheSmallestDwarf: And now...

GremlinKing: We wait.

Liam and Calculester are offline



The Chaos Family
3:45 pm

Liam is online

Liam: So, I may be willing to hire you, Maki.

EneClone: I'm listening.

MadeMaid: Is Miu okay? What's wrong?

BugMan: Gonta wants to know too.

Liam: GUESS WHO'S IN THE HOSPITAL?

KiwiKichi: GFDI

Harubro: Who are we hitting with a baseball bat? Whose knees are we collecting?

SEESAWEFFECT: Someone is losing some bones today.

Legs: ^^^^

Liam: Well, I mean, if you want to hit Miu's parents be my guest.

MadeMaid: Well, we have another room so I suppose I can take Miu as well...

KiwiKichi: So how do you guys feel about fried chicken?

Legs: We are not deep-frying her parents.

Legs: We have to debone them first silly!

TheSmallestDwarf: No cannibalism!

TheSmallestDwarf: I should not have to say that!

HotMess: And yet you do.

SEESAWEFFECT: okay, but are we still collecting their bones?

GremlinKing: How bad is she?

Liam: A broken leg, some bruises. Nothing life threating thankfully.

ThePrettyOne is online

ThePrettyOne: For every injury, they lose a vital organ.

EneClone: They'd die too quickly.

Harubro: Let's not discuss killing anyone.

Harubro: As angry as we are, NO MORE FELONIES.

Liam: Thank you.

Liam: Anyways, so here's the story. Guess I'll talk because Kiibo is currently talking to the police.

Liam: Basically, Miu's parents sell drugs and Miu disapproved and they found out about Kaede and wanted to meet her, but Miu wasn't comfortable so they lost their mind and basically they brought out the homophobic slurs and she threatened to report them and long story short now she's in the hospital.

MadeMaid: I wonder how long these papers will take to mail...

KiwiKichi: Okay, nevermind. I want them to suffer slowly. Maybe a slow roast?

SEESAWEFFECT: The meat would literally fall off the bones.

GremlinKing: Okay, cool it with the cannibal vibes.

KiwiKichi: Oh, I'm not eating them. Think of all the nasty diseases they'd have! Plus, pork is way better than human meat, or so I think.

GremlinKing; Okay good, just making sure.

KiwiKichi: Just, death by fair is painful and slow!

SEESAWEFFECT: And their charred flesh would be a wonderful fertilizer for something of actual value!

ThePrettyOne: I'm going to make kazoos out of their bones.

Liam: Odd...that's odd but okay?

Anime is online

Anime: So, are we going down to visit her?

AtuaLover: Of course we are.

AtuaLover: Hopefully this gets resolved quickly.

HotMess: Hopefully...

Everyone is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
9:30 am

TheCoolOne is online

ThePrettyOne: How are you, Miu?

TheCoolOne: Well, I'm eating jello so that's cool

ThePrettyOne: I mean, emotionally.

TheCoolOne: I'm a little...

TheCoolOne: Okay I'm in major distress but my caseworker says my parents have already lost custody so that's nice.

ThePrettyOne: Wait, really? That normally takes like forever.

TheCoolOne: I guess someone pulled some strings

EneClone: Huh. I wonder who?

KiwiKichi: Yeah! Who has that kind of power?

EneClone: Or favors from influential people?

KiwiKichi: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

TheCoolOne: Yeah, wonder who?

ThePrettyOne: *COUGH COUGH MOM COUGH COUGH*

MadeMaid: I have no clue what you're referring to.

HotMess: Is Kirumi really just gonna adopt all three of these kids?

EneClone: Three?

ThePrettyOne: I'm only counting two though, Miu and Ouma.

HotMess: Y'all really think Mom's gonna let Maki go back to the orphanage?

HotMess: Like are you really buying this?

EneClone: Mom?

MadeMaid; shhhh shhhh

TheCoolOne: Okay but lowkey I am so in

HotMess: Well, we'll give you some space to process everything

ThePrettyOne: I'll drop by later. What do you need?

TheCoolOne: I'd actually prefer my laptop

ThePrettyOne: Okay, I'll bring it over to you!

TheCoolOne: Thank you.

ThePrettyOne: <3

TheCoolOne: :)

TheCoolOne and 3 others are offline

The Chaos Family
11:49 am

GremlinKing is online

GremlinKing: Whoever made that glitter bomb, your Mom is a hoe

KiwiKichi: GUYS HOSHI CALLED MOM A HOE

Legs: HOW DARE YOU

Anime: ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS

Liam: Ouma do not

KiwiKichi: IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

GremlinKing: Falsehood

BugMan: Why is Mom being called a garden tool?

Anime: Oh! It's nothing Gonta!

Legs: Nothing at all!

Liam: No one explain that.

GremlinKing: He's not a kid, you know.

Liam: Yeah but...

Liam: It's just, sometimes it's better to stay innocent for as long as possible.

Anime: Yeah! I'd give anything to be a kid again.

Liam: Me too.

KiwiKichi: We all would.

GremlinKing: Well, I'm gonna clean up this glitter.

KiwiKichi: Good luck with that!

GremlinKing: Thanks.

GremlinKing is offline

The Chaos Family
3:30 pm

Calculester: Kaito why are you outside my window

Harubro: I found this rock

Calculester: And?

Harubro: I think it has aliens inside man!

Calculester: Kaito, aliens aren't real!

ThePrettyOne is online

ThePrettyOne: FALSEHOOD

TheSmallestDwarf: Aliens are totally real!

AtuaLover: What a nonbeliever.

Calculester: Every alien sighting has been a hoax!

TheSmallestDwarf: You can't prove that!

ThePrettyOne: Unless YOU'RE an ALIEN.

Harubro: Yeah! PROVE TO US YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN

Harubro:pressthis.jpg 

Calculester: THIS IS ROBOPHOBIA

Liam: Wait, can you actually not read that?

Calculester:...

TheCoolOne: OMG

TheSmallestDwarf: We now know how to keep secrets from Kiibo

AtuaLover: We have POWER

Calculester: OKAY BUT THIS IS ROBOPHOBIA AND DISCRIMINATION

Liam: But it's funny

Calculester: IT IS NOT FUNNY

ThePrettyOne: It...it kind of is.

Harubro: Now, come look at my alien rock

Calculester:...

Calculester; Fine but there are no aliens in that rock!

Calculester is offline

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

Harubro; So apparently what I had was a crab

MadeMaid: You are a disaster

SEESAWEFFECT: How do you even make that mistake?

WhyHaveOneTalent: Do I have the Ultimate Robot as a talent too?

Harubro: Omg

SEESAWEFFECT: My whole worldview just went poof.

MadeMaid: Wait, does this mean you're also the SHSL Maid

MadeMaid: Because oh boy that is an identity crisis.

Harubro: I think I need a nap

WhyHaveOneTalent: I must ponder the reach of my gift.

SEESAWEFFECT: You do that, I'm going to rinse out my eyeballs.

SEESAWEFFECT and 2 others are offline

MadeMaid: I think existence is a myth

MadeMaid is offline


Chapter Text

I have exam stuff today, so I won't have time to write a full chapter :( Sorry!

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The Chaos Family
7:39 am

MadeMaid: So, is there a reason my kitchen looks like to a scene from Titanic?

KiwiKichi: I'd just like to say that it's all Maki's fault

EneClone: No fucking way. It's totally your fault

KiwiKichi: You're the one who scared me!

EneClone: You're the one who was fucking around with the drain pipe!

KiwiKichi: It was clogged! I was trying to fix it!

MadeMaid: Okay, both of you, cut it out. There will be none of that bullshit in this house. Kokichi, Maki, both of you go get towels and help me clean this mess up

KiwiKichi: Okay!

EneClone: Fine.

KiwiKichi and 1 others are offline

MadeMaid: It's like pulling teeth with these two -_-

MadeMaid is offline

The Chaos Family
9:45 am

HotMess is online

HotMess: Okay, so I have an idea

GremlinKing: Guys! Amami is THINKING!!!

HotMess; Hah hah, very funny.

Legs: I didn't know you could think lmao.

HotMess; This is bullying.

TheCoolOne is online

TheCoolOne: GUESS WHO JUST GOT DISCHARGED BITCHES.

ThePrettyOne: I'm assuming you?

TheCoolOne: Duh ;p

TheCoolOne: So lameass, what's your idea?

HotMess: Now I don't wanna tell you :(

TheCoolOne: Noooo! Tell me, please?

ThePrettyOne: puppyeyes.jpg

HotMess: Okay that's fucking cheating Kaede.

GremlinKing: Oh god that face

Legs: This my friend, is why Kaede is so popular. That is a face you can't say no too.

HotMess: Ugh fine! I thought we could all chill at my place today. My Dad just had this AMAZING pool installed.

Legs: I heard pool and now I'm in.

GremlinKing: Sounds great to me

TheCoolOne: I can't swim but that sounds fun!

HotMess: Oh fuck, right, your leg.

TheCoolOne: It's fine! Aha, I'll just enjoy chilling w/ you all!

ThePrettyOne: I'll start calling people!

HotMess: Cool. Tell everyone they can start coming over at 12

ThePrettyOne: Will do!

ThePrettyOne is offline

The Chaos Family
12:30 pm

Anime: How is it so hot? It's only April.

AtuaLover: Global warming!

TheSmallestDwarf: Lmao, this planet is fucked.

HotMess: Okay yeah, but let's not think about that.

HotMess: This pool is amazing, what a good idea my father had.

Anime: Kaito is gonna fuck around and hut his head and die

Liam: I will never understand why he doesn"t just take a chill pill.

AtuaLover: He can't, the world would end.

Anime: Pffft, it really would

TheSmallestDwarf: Okay, but Izuru and Gonta hanging out is like, the weirdest pure moment ever.

TheSmallestDwarf: Izuru is just hovering making sure everything is okay and I honestly love them

Anime: Careful, you'll make Tenko jealous!

TheSmallestDwarf: Nah man, you know I'm not attracted to NB people :p

Anime: Okay yeah but has that ever stopped Tenko before?

TheSmallestDwarf: Point taken

Calculester: Miu and Kaede disappeared into the kitchen I'm scared.

AtuaLover: They're probably just helping Mom with lunch

Liam: Yeah...probably.

AtuaLover: At least today's been peaceful.

Anime: ANNNNNND YOU JINXED IT!

Calculester: GFDI

AtuaLover: Oops, sorry! XP

TheSmallestDwarf is offline

Liam: Every time.

Several people are offline

The Chaos Family
1:35 pm

SEESAWEFFECT: I don't recall inviting the 77th and the 78th.

HotMess: If the 80th shows up I'm gonna scream because MOTHER FUCKER my Dad did not authorize this many people

MadeMaid: Well, I ought to make you some honey water then.

HotMess: Motherfucker.

SEESAWEFFECT: How did they all find out about this?

AtuaLover: I sent out an invite on Facebook!

MadeMaid: Oh my fucking god.

HotMess: Well, fuck it.

SEESAWEFFECT: I suppose the party will still be fun. At the very least, the class reps will keep everyone in line

HotMess: And Asahina and Akane are already turning my swimming pool into a Mortal Combat Scene.

AtuaLover: Asahina?

HotMess: WHY IS SHE SWIMMING SO FAST MY POOL ISN'T MADE FOR OLYMPIC SHIT

SEESAWEFFECT: I'm going to hang out with Sonia and Gundam

HotMess: Okay, just no cult shit on my property

SEESAWEFFECT: Understood.

SEESAWEFFECT IS OFFLINE

AtuaLover: I believe the lesbian orginazation is meeting!

AtuaLover: What a lovely day!

AtuaLover is offline

The Idiot Squad
3:45 pm

ImTheMap has changed her nickname to AngryMapMom

AngryMapMom: WHO THE FUCK SPIKED THE DRINKS

FlightDad; I would also like to know

GremlinKing: Gonta has had alcohol this is NOT OKAY

HotMess: Oh my god all the girls are drunk except Chiaki and Kirigiri I'm ver scared

AngryMapMom: Ouma and Ogawa are a ticking fucking timebomb and I swear to god Sakura or Nidai are going to destroy a building

HotMess: Poor Chihiro looks so ragged trying to keep Mondo and Ishimaru from fucking dying

GremlinKing: Oh god Kuzuryu and Pekoyam are drunk bad idea oh god now neither of them can watch the other

FlightDad: WHY IS MIODA ON THE ROOF? HOW DID SHE GET THERE? WHY ARE CLESTIA AND SAYAKA WITH HER?

HotMess: Teruteru has been quarantined and Hifumi has passed out. I think someone needs to go find Hagukure and Leon before they get themselves in deep shit.

GremlinKing: On it!

AngryMapMom: I'm going to start rounding everyone up

AngryMapMom: Oh my god my girlfriend is on the roof too how did she get on the roof

FlightDad: Wait, girlfriend?

AngryMapMom: LATER REO, GRAB KANNA AND MINA BEFORE ONE OF THEM FUCKING DIES

AngryMapMom: At least Bianca is sober enough to be reasonable. Sora's a fucking mess though.

HotMess; Oh god FUCK I THINK THE CRYPTID CREW ARE SUMMONING A DEMON

GremlinKing: WHERE THE FUCK IS MIU AND SOUDA THAT IS NOT A GOOD COMBINATION

GremlinKing: Oh my fucking god why does Kaede have firecrackers

Liam is online

Liam: I LEAVE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND EVERYTHING IS CHAOS WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

Liam: Oh my god Kiibo

Calculester is online

Calculester; Kokichi's a fucking nightmare okay? And he and Himari are wrecking shit and I can't get Azu to help me and I think Azune and Ayano are joining in on the demon summoning.

HotMess; WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THEM? OH MY GOD THEY CANNOT SUMMON A DEMON IN MY HOUSE MY DAD WILL FUCKING MURDER ME.

GremlinKing: Fuck now Saionji is picking on Mikan again

HotMess: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING HELP

FlightDad: IM CURRENTLY KNEE DEEP IN SHIT BECAUSE MAHIRU IS A FUCKING MESS AND IMPOSTER IS FIGHTING TOGAMI AND KIRIGIRI IS TOO BUSY KEEPING NAEGI FROM PASSING OUT TO HELP AND KOMARU AND TOKO ARE CURRENTLY FUCKING UP BIG TIME WITH GOD DAMN FIRECRACKERS AND AKANE AND NIDAI ARE FIGHTING AGAIN IM FUCKING DYING

AngryMapMom: Okay, Asahina's asleep but Junko and Nagito might kill us all and Hinata is doing SHIT to help us.

AngryMapMom: I think I have the 80th class rounded up, I'm gonna get them home

GremlinKing: I'm gonna see if I can't get our class to sleep or something

HotMess: This was a fucking Mistake

Everyone is offline

The Chaos Family
9:30 pm

AtuaLover: MY FUCKING HEAD

Anime: Did you all have fun?

AtuaLover: Babe what the fuck did you do?

Anime: It wasn't me this time!

Anime: Although, that was a riot!

Anime: Who would've thought firecrackers and water were such a fun combo!

Anime: Well, at least no one was injured.

AtuaLover: I'm too tired to deal with this shit.

AtuaLover is offline

 

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The Chaos Family
8;04 am

Legs: There's a disturbance in the air.

Anime: I think that's just a headache, Tenko.

Legs: Maybe.

AtuaLover: Friendly reminder that we go back to school in 8 days!

Legs: Fuck.

TheCoolOne: Friendly reminder that we had homework over the break!

ThePrettyOne: I've finished that.

TheSmallestDwarf; WE HAD FUCKING HOMEWORK???

EneClone: Yeah?

Legs: Oh god we're screwed.

EneClone: Just start working on it

Anime: Tsumugi, save me~~~

AtuaLover: Fine. fine.

TheCoolOne: You need help Maki?

EneClone: I already finished. I sat Kichi down and made him help me

ThePrettyOne: Ki...chi?

EneClone: I-

EneClone is offline

Legs: So soft

TheSmallestDwarf; Shhhh, you can't say that, she'll kill you

Legs: Point taken

Legs: Well, talk to you guys soon!

Legs is offline

Anime and 3 others are offline


The Chaos Family
11:15 am

HotMess is online

HotMess: So I figured out who spiked the punch!

MadeMaid: I'm listening.

SEESAWEFFECT: ^^^^

HotMess: Fucking Ogawa.

Liam: Called it.

Calculester: As always, we were right.

KiwiKichi: Lmao I knew she did it first XD

MadeMaid: And how did you know this?

KiwiKichi: She showed me where she hid the cameras!

HotMess: CAMERAS?

KiwiKichi: Oh yeah! The whole debacle was recorded :)

SEESAWEFFECT: W H A T

AtuaLover: Isn't that illegal?

Harubro: So is weed

AtuaLover; Okay listen, I don't smoke-

Anime: I do.

HotMess: ^^^^

SEESAWEFFECT: I wish you wouldn't, it's terrible for your lungs.

HotMess: I only smoke socially, don't worry.

MadeMaid: Do you have the footage Ouma?

KiwiKichi: Yeah! You guys wanna see it?

Anime: I would!

GremlinKing: I guess?

Liam: I want to see what I missed.

KiwiKichi: Aha, I'm sure you'll all find it hilarious!

EneClone: Still concerned about how Ogawa got alcohol in the first place.

KiwiKichi: Lmao, we all know no one enforces the drinking age laws

Harubro: But heaven forbid you bike with a friend on the back, oh no! That is most bot okay!

MadeMaid: This fucking country

HotMess; The world has gone to hell, might as well enjoy it!

AtuaLover: Okay but Ouma are we coming to your place?

KiwiKichi: Yeah, I can't edit the file down enough to send it lol

AtuaLover: Okay, everyone, just...don't die

SEESAWEFFECT: I make no promises.

Calculester: DO NOT

SEESAWEFFECT: Okay, okay.

SEESAWEFFECT and several others are offline


The Chaos Family
3:45 pm

HotMess: Okay, so guess whose birthday we missed?

EneClone: Fuck, Kaito?

Harubro: My birthday is the 12th.

EneClone: Okay, phew, I thought I screwed up.

HotMess: Nah, it's Yamada's.

EneClone: Did we miss his birthday?

HotMess: It was on the 2nd

EneClone: Oh fuck.

EneClone: Damn it, why do he and Ogawa share a week? Why?

HotMess: 🤷

EneClone: So what do we do?

HotMess: Actually, his class is kidnapping everyone apparently we're doing lazer tag, I was just coming on to let you know you're being abducted.

EneClone: Fuck, let me get dressed.

Harubro: Lmao I can hear a car well,

Harubro: MY FUCKING WINDO-

Harubro is offline


The Chaos Family
9:30 pm

Liam: Demons. All of them.

Liam: why would we let the literal gun-trained assassin play lazer tag? The world may never know

Liam is offline

 

 

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Happy 100th Chapter!
1:00 AM

Star/Shelly has added the 79th class and the 80th class to the chat

Star/Shelly: OKAY GUYS! For today's celebration, a lot has changed! 1, everyone across all classes has switched bodies with someone else! 2, I've randomly inserted cats into peoples houses, and 3, We're doing a hunger games simulator because why not?

Saihara: WHY AM I IN MOM'S BODY DANG IT

Izuru: Hajime and I have switched, and I think Naegi is in Nagito's body because he's asked me twice where Kirigiri is.

Kaede: Okay so like 7 people have called me screaming about being scared and I think I'm Kirigiri now which is weird because the only people calling me have been people in the 77th.

Kaede: Speaking of which, are you gonna add them?

Star/Shelly: Once the reps unblock me :(

Kaede: Lmao I can give you access I have Kirigiri's phone >:D

Izuru: I suppose I can unblock you.

Star/Shelly has added The 78th and the 77th class.

Kirigiri: I DO NOT LIKE THIS STAR

Kirigiri: CELESTIA SMELLS LIKE A COBWEB

Sayaka: WHY DID I HAVE TO SWITCH WITH TSUMUGI OF alL PEOPLE

Tsumugi: You're not exactly a joy to be around either.

Celestia: I'd like to point out that if I'm in Angie's body and Kaede is in Kirigiri's body and Kyoko is in mine, whose in Kaede's?

Angie: The power that I have...

Angie: it's ENDLESS

Kaede: Heck, that's not good

Nagito: I'd like to point out that I am in Naegi's body and I am uncomfortable with all of this

Junko; Wow! This body's like, really cute!

Himiko: WHY AM I SO BIG??

Sakura: Junko why d you wear high-heels to bed?

Junko: Let me live Sakura

Sakura: Himiko, just be careful not to break anything

Himiko: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO THIS IS NOT OKAY

Maki: Hey, I got Mukuro's body.

Tsumugi: How are you so calm?

Maki: I literally can't feel a difference between my body and hers.

Mukuro: Fair enough. Your hair's too long.

Maki: I guess, I prefer it long. Easier to strangle people with.

Mukuro: Good point. Perhaps I should grow out mine...

Junko: You totally should! You'd look like, super cute sis!

Angie: Wow, you're a C cup Kaede?

Kaede: STOP THAT THS INSTANT?

Angie: what? I have to get dressed!

Kaede: STOP LOOKING AT MY-

Kaede: Oh god Miu, who are you?

Miu: I'm Tenko!

Tenko: I'm Sonia!

Sonia: I'm Miu

Kokichi: I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

Amami: Hey guys? I hate this

Kokichi: Who has my body

Star/Shelly: I'm just gonna post the swap list XD

Star/Shelly:
Rantarou| Kokichi
Miu| Tenko
Kiibo| Saionji
Himiko| Sakura
Tenko| Sonia
Gonta| Chihiro
Kirumi| Hifumi
Korekiyo| Peko
Hoshi| Kaito
Shuichi| Kirumi
Tsumugi| Sayaka
Maki| Mukuro
Kaede| Kirigiri
Kaito| Nekomaru
Angie| Kaede
Kokichi| Ibuki
Izuru| Hajime

Hajime| Izuru
Nekomaru| Hoshi
Akane| Mahiru
Imposter| Akane
Ibuki| Rantarou
Saionji| Kiibo
Mikan| Hagakure
Mahiru| Imposter
Peko| Korekiyo
Kuzuryu| Ishimaru
Sonia| Miu
Souda| Teruteru
Gundam| Aoi
Nagito| Naegi
Chiaki| Souda
Teruteru| Gundam

Aoi| Chiaki
Sakura| Junko
Junko| Himiko
Mukuro| Maki
Komaru| Togami
Togami| Komaru
Kyoko| Celestia
Leon| Mondo
Naegi| Nagito
Chihiro| Gonta
Hifumi| Shuichi
Ishimaru| Mikan
Hagakure| Kuzuryu
Fukawa| Leon
Sayaka| Tsumugi
Mondo| Fukawa

Ruto Yamada| Hinoka
Hinoka Azu| Sora
Sora Ito| Himari
Himari Ogawa| Alex
Alex Tanaka| Tohru
Tohru Tanaka| Reo
Reo Kondo| Kanna
Kanna Ono| Ayano
Ayano Midori| Hinako
Hinako Midori| Azune
Azune Midori| Saito
Saito Harukawa| Mizuki
Mizuki Hazuka| Shigure
Shigure Takahashi| Mina
Mina Murakami| Oka
Oka Murakami| Bianca
Bianca White| Izuru
Izuru Hinata| Ruto

Kokichi: Oh thank god it's Amami

Amami: I'm gonna go get a decent meal :D

Kokichi: WHAT? NOOOO

Amami: IM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEALTH

Kokichi: NOOOOO

Amami: MUAHAHAHAAH

Maki: Okay mood

Kaito: I'm SO STRONG

Kaito: I'm GONNA PUNCH SOMETHING

Nidai: PLEASE DO NOT

Nidai: I'm so small wtf

Hoshi: Finally

Hoshi: I can reach the top shelf

Hoshi: There is a cat inside

Hoshi: i have been blessed

Chihiro: Oh god why are their wolves in your closet Gonta?

Gonta: Those are Gonta's friends!

Gonta: Gonta likes your pajamas Chihiro-san!

Chihiro: Oh! Thank you :D

Gonta: :D

Chiaki: I can now die happy

Ishimaru: DYING IS PROHIBITED

Ishimaru: I somehow get the feeling that I have lots of potential but am mainly used for fanservice among the fandom

Junko: Well, we know who got Mikan.

Shinguji: I am very uncomfortable at the moment

Pekoyama: As am I.

Pekoyama: What's with the mask?

Shinguji: Leave it one

Shinguji: Also, congrats! You're in China!

Pekoyama: I'm WHAT

Amami: OH YEAH! IBUKI CAN YOU SPEAK CHINESE?

Ibuki: No.

Amami: Aha you're both going to die.

Kokichi: Can I ask where you are Kiibaby?

Kiibo: I'm so small.

Kiibo: I feel threatened

Saionji: I HAVE LAZERS

Saionji: THIS IS AWESOME

Mahiru: THAT IS A BAD IDEA

Kirigiri: This is a disaster.

Kirumi: I am currently cleaning this disaster, Hifumi how do you live like this?

Kuzuryu: I FEEL LIKE A NARC

Kuzuryu: I need to go vandalize something

Ishimaru: DO NOT

Mondo: I have so many questions

Mondo: Why is there a dead body in your closet? Why are you like this? How do I get blood out of a white shirt?

Fukawa: DONT TOUCH ANYTHING

Fukawa: My other half will flip out if she finds out I killed the mailman again

Komaru: GFDI SHO

Fukawa: Heck

Togami: I do not like this

Naegi: Omg you're my sister my head hurts save me, please

Gundam: Who has Souda's body?

Souda: nOT ME

Gundam: I do not like being a girl

Imposter: I have your body Akane

Akane: Oh thank god

Chiaki: I have Souda's body Gundam.

Gundam: Oh good

Star/Shelly: So, is everyone well adjusted?

Alex: I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

Izuru#2: I am very offended

Star/Shelly: We have 2 Izuru's and 2 Hinata's, I'm trying man

Ruto: I AM SO TALL

Star/Shelly: Cool, anyways, I'm gonna set up

Star/Shelly: Heck, there's more than 48 of you

Star/Shelly: Okay, so, bye 80th class!

Star/Shelly has kicked the 80th class

Star/Shelly: Mukuro, Komaru, you okay with sitting this out?

Mukuro: Sure.

Komaru: I don't have a choice, do I?

Star/Shelly: Okay, now there are 48 of you!

Star/Shelly: Okay, all set!

Junko: Aha, I'm going to win.

Celestia: We'll see about that!

Star/Shelly:

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Byakuya runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yasuhiro and Sonia fight for a bag. Sonia gives up and retreats.

Kiyotaka and Peko fight for a bag. Kiyotaka gives up and retreats.

Hifumi snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.

Hiyoko runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mahiru runs away from the Cornucopia.

Toko runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teruteru scares Aoi away from the cornucopia.

Nagito runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaede runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hajime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Miu runs away from the Cornucopia.

Leon runs away from the Cornucopia.

Angie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Chihiro grabs a shovel.

Shuichi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ryoma, Celestia, and Ibuki get into a fight. Ibuki triumphantly kills them both.

Rantaro runs away from the Cornucopia

Kazuichi grabs a backpack and retreats

Kaito runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ultimate Imposter retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Makoto grabs a shovel.

Tenko runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kirumi scares Maki away from the cornucopia.

Kokichi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mondo scares Sakura away from the cornucopia.

Chiaki runs away from the Cornucopia.

Tsumugi finds a bag full of explosives.

Kiibo takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Izuru and Gonta fight for a bag. Gonta gives up and retreats.

Nekomaru grabs a sword

Fuyuhiko clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Junko runs away from the Cornucopia.

Korekiyo runs away from the Cornucopia.

Gundham finds a canteen full of water.

Himiko grabs a jar of fishing bait while Mikan gets fishing gear.

Sayaka runs away from the Cornucopia.

Akane runs away from the Cornucopia

Kyoko stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Shuichi: And just like in real life, all the responsible people immediatly leave.

Aoi: Okay, but Teruteru could NOT scare me away

Teruteru: Shall we test that theory?

Hoshi: Ah, I'm dead.

Hoshi: Finally

Ibuki: aHHH! I'm so sorry Celestia!

Celestia: This is bothersome.

Tsumugi: Oooh! EXPLOSIVES!

Angie: Lmao we know how Tsumugi is going to die :D

Tsumugi: Oh hush!


Star/Shelly:
Day 1

Makoto kills Leon with a hatchet.

Kyoko practices her archery.

Sakura discovers a river.

Himiko goes hunting.

Nagito discovers a river.

Miu camouflages herself in the bushes.

Korekiyo receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Angie camouflages herself in the bushes.

Fuyuhiko chases Ultimate Imposter.

Kiibo explores the arena.

Yasuhiro searches for firewood.

Sonia, Aoi, and Gundham hunt for other tributes.

Tsumugi practices her archery.

Gonta, Junko, and Kaito unsuccessfully ambush Chihiro, Nekomaru, and Mahiru, who kill them instead.

Ibuki makes a slingshot.

Shuichi and Toko work together for the day.

Kokichi receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Teruteru begs for Peko to kill him. She refuses, keeping Teruteru alive.

Kiyotaka injures himself.

Izuru receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Mikan and Chiaki work together for the day.

Hifumi camouflages himself in the bushes.

Kirumi fishes.

Kaede defeats Kazuichi in a fight but spares his life.

Mondo goes hunting.

Akane, Maki, Hiyoko, Rantaro, and Byakuya hunt for other tributes.

Tenko is pricked by thorns while picking berries

Hajime explores the arena.

Sayaka sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Kaede: wHY DIDN'T I KILL HIM?

Souda: HEY!

Kaede: No offense but it's a bad strategy!

Fukawa: I will betray you, normie

Shuichi: Figures.

Kokichi: Maki hunting is terrifying.

Kaito: AWW MAN, I'm DEAD?

Chihiro: i'm sorry Gonta!

Gonta: It's fine Chihiro-san!

Leon: Okay, but seriously Naegi?

Naegi: I did what I had too.


Star/Shelly:
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Ryoma Hoshi
District 3
Celestia Ludenburg
District 11
Leon Kuwata
District 6
Gonta Gokuharu
District 10
Junko Enoshima
District 8
Kaito Momota
District 8

Star/Shelly:
Night 1

Nagito receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Mahiru ambushes Gundham and kills him.

Makoto destroys Byakuya's supplies while he is asleep.

Kokichi and Hiyoko tell stories about themselves to each other.

Tsumugi, Kiibo, and Miu cheerfully sing songs together

Shuichi receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Peko sets an explosive off, killing Hajime.

Fuyuhiko cries himself to sleep.

Korekiyo destroys Tenko's supplies while she is asleep.

Sakura and Teruteru hold hands

Rantaro stays awake all night.

Mikan convinces Kirumi to not kill her, only to kill her instead.

Hifumi begs for Kyoko to kill him. She refuses, keeping Hifumi alive.

Sayaka thinks about winning.

Mondo, Ultimate Imposter, Chiaki, and Nekomaru sleep in shifts.

Ibuki and Kazuichi sleep in shifts.

Akane, Yasuhiro, and Maki cheerfully sing songs together

Chihiro questions his sanity.

Himiko defeats Toko in a fight but spares her life.

Sonia receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Aoi lets Kiyotaka into her shelter.

Angie is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Izuru and Kaede talk about the tributes still alive.


Sakura: " Sakura and Teruteru hold hands" is cursed

Aoi: I hope he contracts bunions

Teruteru: This is bullying D:

Hoshi: HELL WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE MIKAN

Mikan: What? What did I DO?

Kirumi: Ah, it appears I am dead. Izuru?

Izuru: Yes?

Kirumi: Destroy them all.

Izuru: of course

Gonta: :D

Kiibo: Looks like Miu and I are doing well at least!

Saionji: Awww, Hifumi's such a loser he can't even get murdered properly!

Hifumi: Hey! I am not a loser!

Kirigiri: Like I'd waste time killing when I have two idiots to look out for.

Togami: And to think I trusted you Naegi.

Naegi: That's not me! I swear!

Kaede: I'd like to point out that Maki singing with Hagakure and Akane is such an absurd scenario but it WORKS.

Izuru: Hah, yeah.

Amami: "Rantarou stays awake all night" MOOD

Kaito: HOW DID I DIE SO QUICKLY?

Maki: You're incompetent

Kaito: :(

Himiko: Fukawa gets one last chance, but if she wakes me up again she will suffer

Fukawa: That's canon.

Hajime: Ah, Peko murdered me. Sounds about right

Pekoyama: Why are you crying Fuyuhiko?

Kuzuryu: It's...it's just the game?

Pekoyama: What the f*ck did the game do to you?

Junko: Iconic.

Gundham: And once again, Mahiru has ruined me.

Mahiru: I steal your lunch ONE TIME

Gundham: YOU WILL BURN FOR THAT, DEMON SPAWN.

Sonia: Omg

Souda: OH NO, SAIONJI AND OUMA ARE HANGING OUt, ABORT MISSION!

Kokichi: UWU

Saionji: OWO

Hoshi: Kill me.

Ishimaru: NO DYING ALLOWED

Mondo: What he said.

Star/Shelly:
Day 2

Mikan injures herself.

Himiko fishes.

Kiyotaka dies trying to escape the arena.

Ultimate Imposter begs for Toko to kill him. She refuses, keeping Ultimate Imposter alive.

Teruteru cannot handle the circumstances and commits not alive.

Hifumi begs for Miu to kill him. She refuses, keeping Hifumi alive.

Korekiyo makes a slingshot.

Byakuya thinks about home.

Sayaka accidently steps on a landmine.

Kyoko fishes.

Maki attacks Kiibo, but he manages to escape.

Mahiru is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Sonia collects fruit from a tree.

Tenko and Izuru work together for the day.

Hiyoko and Rantaro hunt for other tributes.

Akane searches for firewood.

Angie, Mondo, Chihiro, and Yasuhiro hunt for other tributes.

Chiaki sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Sakura receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Makoto and Kazuichi split up to search for resources.

Aoi makes a slingshot.

Nagito kills Kaede for her supplies.

Peko searches for a water source.

Kokichi receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Nekomaru tracks down and kills Tsumugi.

Ibuki scares Shuichi off.

Fuyuhiko tries to spear fish with a trident.

Ishimaru; And I'm dead.

Nidai: Sorry Tsumugi.

Tsumugi: Nah, it's fine!

Tsumugi: I can just, like, hang out in the clouds and watch my girlfriend kill people.

Teruteru: And I'm dead.

Izuru: RIP

Kaede: NAGITO, HOW COULD YOU?

Nagito: I have to live! I must be a stepping stone for HOPE!

Hajime: Komaede no we've talked about this!

Togami: Why is it I'm always so different in simulations?

Kirigiri: It do be like that sometimes.

Junko: Mikan probably tripped pffft

Mikan: Probably.

Kokichi: MAKI! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MY BOYFRIEND.

Maki: :p

Pekoyama: That sass

Sakura: Well, this has been pleasant.

Aoi: VENGANCE!

Star/Shelly:
8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Gundham Tanaka
District 10
Hajime Hinata
District 10
Kirumi Tojo
District 7
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
District 7
Teruteru Hanamura
District 3
Sayaka Maizono
District 2
Kaede Akamatsu
District 8
Tsumugi Shirogane
District 1

Sayaka: Didn't even notice I died lol

Celestia: Mood

Sayaka: Might as well sleep!

Sayaka is offline

Amami: God I miss sleep.

Hagakure: Same dude.

Amami: WAIT, THIS BODY DOESN'T HAVE INSOMNIA

Amami: YES!

Hoshi: OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

Izuru: The joy in those messages is hard to be around

Star/Shelly:
Night 2

Tenko cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Nekomaru destroys Fuyuhiko's supplies while he is asleep.

Makoto defeats Mahiru in a fight but spares her life.

Chiaki receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Aoi begs for Kokichi to kill her. He refuses, keeping Aoi alive.

Kiibo, Rantaro, and Maki sleep in shifts

Kyoko receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Chihiro passes out from exhaustion.

Peko kills Kazuichi as he tries to run.

Nagito tends to his wounds

Shuichi tends to his wounds.

Angie tends to her wounds.

Sonia, Akane, Sakura, and Hiyoko tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Miu thinks about home.

Izuru, Ultimate Imposter, Toko, and Ibuki tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Byakuya forces Mondo to kill Mikan or Hifumi. He refuses to kill, so Byakuya kills him instead.

Himiko is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Korekiyo questions his sanity.

Yasuhiro loses sight of where he is.

Izuru: It appears I am stuck with the dregs of society.

Ibuki: HEY!

Toko: hEY!

Imposter: Fair.

Hagakure: And just like that, I'm lost again.

Mondo: OKAY SCREW YOU RICH BOY, FIGHT ME

Byakuya: No thank you.

Pekoyama; Ah, Souda is dead. What a loss.

Souda: I CAN HEAR THE SARCASM

Sonia: iT SEEMS I MUST HARVEST SOME ORgaNS TODAY

Pekoyama: try me.

Shinguji: "Korekiyo questions his sanity." Accurate.

Star/Shelly:
Day 3

Hifumi is unable to convince Miu to not kill him.

Yasuhiro practices his archery.

Sonia travels to higher ground.

Aoi tries to spear fish with a trident.

Mahiru scares Chiaki off.

Toko stalks Korekiyo.

Himiko tries to sleep through the entire day.

Kiibo and Sakura fight Izuru and Makoto. Izuru and Makoto survive.

Chihiro goes hunting

Ibuki makes a wooden spear.

Shuichi steals from Nekomaru while he isn't looking.

Angie practices her archery

Rantaro makes a wooden spear.

Hiyoko explores the arena.

Peko is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Kyoko and Kokichi work together for the day.

Mikan constructs a shack.

Fuyuhiko sets an explosive off, killing Akane, Tenko, and Nagito

Maki camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Byakuya receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Ultimate Imposter accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Imposter: FINALLY, I'M FREE

Imposter is offline

Kuzuryu: Ah, that is a lot of dead people.

Akane: Ugh, already? No fair :(

Tenko: I can't believe I lost to a degenerate

Himiko: Tenko...

Tenko: Okay fine, well played

Nagito: I think I did well!

Izuru: I will not spare you next time, Makoto.

Naegi: Aha...aha

Miu: Oof, sorry Hifumi!

Hifumi: I'm going back to bed now.

Hifumi is offline

Kokichi: A temporary truce.

Kirigiri: Makes sense actually.


Star/Shelly:
9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Kazuichi Souda
District 7
Mondo Owada
District 4
Hifumi Yamada
District 10
Kiibo
District 8
Sakura Ogami
District 3
Akane Owari
District 12
Tenko Chabishira
District 2
Nagito Komaeda
District 4
Ultimate Imposter
District 1


Star/Shelly:
Night 3

Ibuki strangles Maki after engaging in a fist fight.

Kyoko, Sonia, and Makoto track down and kill Peko.

Mahiru looks at the night sky

Himiko convinces Hiyoko to snuggle with her

Miu passes out from exhaustion.

Izuru receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor

Shuichi and Nekomaru talk about the tributes still alive

Angie tends to her wounds.

Korekiyo and Aoi tell stories about themselves to each other.

Fuyuhiko convinces Chihiro to snuggle with him.

Yasuhiro, Mikan, Byakuya, and Chiaki sleep in shifts.

Rantaro receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Toko begs for Kokichi to kill her. He refuses, keeping Toko alive.

Ibuki: I KILLED MAKI!

Maki: I...HOW? I'M A TRAINED ASSASSIN!

Kirigiri: Thems the breaks.

Chihiro: I have questions.

Kuzuryu: no offense but I WOULD NEVER

Chihiro: none taken!

Pekoyama: I'm dead it seems.

Kuzuryu: If you think I'm gonna like, avenge you or something, think again!

Hajime: He's trying so hard :)

Nagito: Ahhhh, young love.

Kuzuryu: ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?

Mondo: NO KILLING EACH OTHER. Ishimaru said so.

Star/Shelly: God, I love all of you.

 

Star/Shelly:
Day 4

Chiaki picks flowers.

Izuru goes hunting.

Fuyuhiko scares Korekiyo off.

Makoto and Nekomaru hunt for other tributes

Rantaro receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Kyoko attacks Himiko, but she manages to escape.

Miu begs for Chihiro to kill her. He refuses, keeping Miu alive.

Mikan thinks about home.

Sonia steals from Byakuya while he isn't looking.

Hiyoko tries to spear fish with a trident.

Toko picks flowers.

Aoi injures herself.

Kokichi, Mahiru, Yasuhiro, Angie, and Ibuki hunt for other tributes.

Shuichi travels to higher ground.

Shuichi: Suprisingly, no deaths.

Kirigiri: Not for long!

Aoi: Ah, I have hurt myself.

Nagito: Sounds like normal.

Saionji: I hope I got some nice fish1

Ibuki: *starves*

Miu: DNDNDndD

Chiaki: People out here dying and I'm just picking flowers.

Hajime: Mood

Star/Shelly:
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Maki Harukawa
District 5
Peko Pekoyama
District 4


Star/Shelly:
Night 4

Angie screams for help.
Kyoko kills Rantaro while he is sleeping.
Ibuki, Sonia, Shuichi, Aoi, and Chihiro sleep in shifts
Mikan, Yasuhiro, and Miu cheerfully sing songs together.
Byakuya thinks about winning
Nekomaru and Chiaki huddle for warmth.
Toko, Himiko, Mahiru, Izuru, and Hiyoko sleep in shifts.
Kokichi stays awake all night
Fuyuhiko is awoken by nightmares.
Makoto stays awake all night.
Korekiyo stays awake all night.

Amami: YES! I'M DEAD!

Shinguji: THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING!

Angie: Why am I needing help?

Sonia: I'm suprised Makoto's lasted this long?

Izuru: He's hardier than he looks apparently.

Fukawa: Okay but how is OUMA of all people alive?

Kokichi: Pure spite.

Amami: MOOD

Star/Shelly:
Day 5

Hiyoko receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Aoi receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Chiaki tries to sleep through the entire day.
Himiko sprains her ankle while running away from Angie.
Kyoko searches for firewood.
Yasuhiro practices his archery.
Izuru and Chihiro threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Kokichi, Miu, Shuichi, and Toko raid Ibuki's camp while she is hunting.
Korekiyo, Byakuya, Nekomaru, and Fuyuhiko raid Mahiru's camp while she is hunting.
Sonia discovers a river.
Mikan diverts Makoto's attention and runs away.

Izuru: WHAT WAS I THINKING?

Chihiro: I cannot believe I was that stupid.

Chiaki: Tried to sleep through the entire day? I succeed.

Kokichi: Funny how Angie is trying to kill Himiko when her biggest enemy, herself, is still out there

Angie: Hey!

Hagakure: good one!


Star/Shelly:
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Rantaro Amami
District 3
Izuru Kamakura
District 9
Chihiro Fujisaki
District 11

Star/Shelly:
Night 5

Kyoko convinces Angie to not kill her, only to kill her instead
Sonia thinks about winning.
Nekomaru stabs Aoi with a tree branch.
Himiko taints Ibuki's food, killing her.
Hiyoko, Chiaki, and Yasuhiro discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Miu starts a fire.
Makoto starts a fire.
Fuyuhiko tends to his wounds.
Toko thinks about home.
Mikan and Mahiru sleep in shifts.
Korekiyo loses sight of where he is.
Byakuya cannot handle the circumstances and commits not alive.
Shuichi tends to Kokichi's wounds.

Shuichi: Sounds about right.

Kokichi: Awww, thanks, babe.

Aoi: AWW MAN!

Nidai: All according to plan!

Kirigiri: TAKE THAT ANGIE

Angie: HECK!

Himiko: get oofed!

Togami: Figures. You have to win Makoto, Kyoko.

Kirigiri: Will do!


Star/Shelly:
Day 6

Nekomaru, Himiko, and Mikan unsuccessfully ambush Chiaki, Yasuhiro, and Korekiyo, who kill them instead.
Mahiru runs away from Fuyuhiko
Hiyoko sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate
Toko sets an explosive off, killing Shuichi, and Kyoko.
Kokichi goes hunting.
Miu and Sonia work together for the day.
Makoto injures himself.

Kiibo: Both detectives at once.

Mikan: I had it coming!

Himiko: ^^^^

Nidai: Finally, I'm free

Mahiru: NOT TODAY SATAN

Kokichi: Don't worry Shumai! I will avenge you!


Star/Shelly:
Arena Event!

A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena.

Kokichi survives.
Chiaki tries to save Hiyoko from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.
Miu survives.
Korekiyo survives.
Yasuhiro survives.
Toko is incapacitated by flying debris and dies
Sonia survives.
Fuyuhiko survives.
Makoto pushes Mahiru into an incoming boulder.

Mahiru: UGH! NAEGI YOU INCOMPETENT MALE!

Nagito: Brave, but foolish, like always Chiaki.

Saionji: Hey! At least we died together Mahiru!

Mahiru: True.

Kokichi: I'M ALIVE NORMIES!

Toko: I lost to a FREAKING BOULDER?

Sonia: I'm doing well!

Kokichi: MUAHAHAHA

Star/Shelly:
13 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.


Angie Yonaga
District 12
Aoi Asahina
District 12
Ibuki Mioda
District 9
Byakuya Togami
District 12
Nekomaru Nidai
District 4
Himiko Yumeno
District 9
Mikan Tsumuki
District 5
Shuichi Saihara
District 2
Kyoko Kirigiri
District 6
Chiaki Nanami
District 11
Hiyoko Saionji
District 9
Toko Fukawa
District 1
Mahiru Koizumi
District 6

Star/Shelly:
Night 6

Miu kills Fuyuhiko with a hatchet.
Sonia screams for help.
Kokichi and Yasuhiro tell stories about themselves to each other
Korekiyo unknowingly eats toxic berries.
Makoto looks at the night sky.

Shinguji: Of all the stupid ways to die...

Amami: Aha, Miu killed Boss Baby!

Miu: I'm winning this round!

Kaede: You can do it, babe!

Kuzuryu: Well, you win some you lose some

Star/Shelly:
Day 7

Sonia discovers a river.

Kokichi's trap kills Makoto.

Miu sets an explosive off, killing Yasuhiro.

Miu: FINAL THREE BABY!

Hagakure: I was so close!

Naegi: Guess my luck ran out, huh?

Sayaka: Yep!

Tsumugi: If it comes down to Kokichi and Sonia, who would win?

Miu: Already out of the race huh?

Himiko: You tried Miu!

Miu: Seriously guys?

Himiko: :D


Star/Shelly:

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
District 11
Korekiyo Shinguji
District 6
Makoto Naegi
District 5
Yasuhiro Hagakure
District 1


Star/Shelly:
Night 7

Kokichi questions his sanity.
Miu looks at the night sky.
Sonia sees a fire, but stays hidden

Kokichi: I'm perfectly sane!

Shuichi: Keep telling yourself that!

Star/Shelly:
Day 8

Sonia travels to higher ground.
Miu receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Kokichi practices his archery.

Miu: Boring! I want some action!

Star/Shelly:
Night 8

Miu cries herself to sleep.
Kokichi and Sonia sleep in shifts.

Miu: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY TEAMING?

Kokichi: :P

Star/Shelly:
Day 9

Sonia falls into a pit and dies.
Miu accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Sonia: And just like that, I'm dead. Figures.

Gundham: You did well

Souda: Good job Ms. Sonia!

Miu: Aww man!

Star/Shelly:
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Sonia Nevermind
District 2
Miu Iruma
District 5


Star/Shelly: The winner is Kokichi from District 7!

Kokichi: YAY ME!

Shuichi: Good job!

Kiibo: Yay Kokichi!

Star/Shelly: Welp, bedtime!

Star/Shelly has deleted the chatroom


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Taking a break to work on a special project ;)

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I can't bring myself to write today, so I'm taking a break. Love you all!

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The Chaos Family
6:11 am

HotMess: I'm trying to make cereal but we have no milk.

KiwiKichi: Just use water!

HotMess: N O

GremlinKing: Cursed.

KiwiKichi: Lmao I'm just kidding, sheesh! Just go get more milk.

HotMess: I don't want to leave the house tho

GremlinKing: Then you're out of luck.

HotMess: Ughhhhh

KiwiKichi: Lmao, just have ur boyfriend bring you some

HotMess: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA

HotMess: @SEESAWEFFECT

SEESAWEFFECT is online

SEESAWEFFECT: Am I seriously being asked to collect milk at....6 in the morning?

KiwiKichi: "Collect milk"

GremlinKing: Pinning that.

HotMess: Please?

SEESAWEFFECT: ...

SEESAWEFFECT: Okay fine, but this is the last time, got that?

HotMess: Yep! :3

SEESAWEFFECT Is offline

KiwiKichi: School starts in 4 days!!

HotMess: Guess we'd better start packing now.

KiwiKichi: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I'M NOT PROCRASTINATING

KiwiKichi is offline

GremlinKing: Kid's a fucking disaster.

HotMess: Aren't we all?

GremlinKing: True, true.

GremlinKing and 1 other are offline


The Chaos Family
9:36 am

TheCoolOne: Guys I invented a thing!

ThePrettyOne: Oh, really? What is the thing?

TheCoolOne: A thing!

AtuaLover: Is it a functional thing?

ThePrettyOne; Totally! It's a very functional, fun, fabulous thing!

ThePrettyOne: Okay, but seriously, what did you invent?

TheCoolOne: A vore gun!

Anime: Go to church.

TheCoolOne: I'm just kidding! It's just a teapot that makes perfect coffee!

AtuaLover:

ThePrettyOne: What the fuck

Liam: Why,,, why would you make a TEAPOT for COFFEE?

Anime: Church is free, Miu.

TheCoolOne: Awww, you guys don't like it? :(

Harubro: I'm just a little confused, why does it brew coffee and not tea?

TheCoolOne: The tea tastes worse in this pot then the coffee does!

ThePrettyOne: Then why is it a teapot, Miu?

TheCoolOne: Because...fuck you that's why!

Harubro: My head hurts.

Liam: It's just so nonsensical...

TheCoolOne; So is being a detective who does crimes but go off I guess.

Liam: I'M NOT THE ONE DOING CRIMES

WhyHaveOneTalent is offline

WhyHaveOneTalent: Have you seen the news?

Liam: Oh god what did you guys do?

ThePrettyOne: If it's Ouma I swear to god...

Anime: *Atua

Harubro: Guys, shut up and let them speak!

WhyHaveOneTalent: Nagito has a misdemeanor for public urination now.

TheCoolOne: OH MY GOD I HAVE TO TEXT HIM THAT'S HILARIOUS

Harubro: How do you get arrested for public urination?

AtuaLover: With your pants down.

Anime: DNDNDNDN STAWP

ThePrettyOne: I've given up on this family.

ThePrettyOne is offline

TheCoolOne: Valid

TheCoolOne is offline


The Chaos Family
12:45 pm

WhyHaveOneTalent: Oh my god Himiko what did you do?

MadeMaid: Should I be disappointed?

TheSmallestDwarf: All I did was a magic trick! I returned to the guy's wallet!

Legs: Himiko that's stealing

TheSmallest: IT WAS MAGIC

Calculester: YOU STOLE SOMEONE'S WALLET?

MadeMaid; HIMIKO YUMENO

Legs: OOOOH, UR IN TROUBLE >:D

GremlinKing: Oh RIP, she used ur full name.

BugMan: Yumeno-chan! That is very rude of you!

TheSmallestDwarf: I'm sorry...

MadeMaid: We will be having a long discussion about personal property young lady!

WhyHaveOneTalent: Yes, a very long discussion indeed.

Calculester: Can y' all stop committing crimes? Thanks.

Liam: ^^^^^^

EneClone: *assassin intensifies*

Liam: Maki, you may commit crimes.

EneClone: Hah. Like I need your permission. I make my own decisions!

MadeMaid: Maki, where's Ouma?

EneClone: The roof. Something about a canon and whipped cream

MadeMaid: WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM GO UP THERE???

EneClone: He's his own person, I wasn't about to disrupt him.

MadeMaid: I live with idiots.

MadeMaid is offline

TheSmallestDwarf: Am I still in trouble?

WhyHaveOneTalent: Yes, but go enjoy freedom for now.

Legs: RUN HIMIKO, RUN LIKE THE WIND!

TheSmallestDwarf is offline

The Chaos Family
2:30 pm

Liam: Oh my god

Liam: Who convinced Kiibo to eat a lightbulb and why?

KiwiKichi: KIIBO WHY DID YOU EAT A LIGHTBULB??

Calculester: ...It was a dare

Liam: C'mon Kiibs, we're supposed to be the responsible ones here!

Liam: Don't throw us off our game man :(

Calculester: I'm sorry! Miu's just really convincing!

KiwiKichi: I'd tell you to fight me Miu, but I'm not gonna punch someone with a broken leg

TheCoolOne: COME AT ME! I'LL MESS YOU UP!

KiwiKichi: Well, if you're asking for it.

Legs: Hit her and you die, degenerate!

EneClone: Please stop threating each other, thanks.

Legs: YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH? I'LL FIGHT YOU TOO!

TheCoolOne: WE'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU ON!

KiwiKichi: WHEN AND WHERE, PEASANT?

Legs: Right now, park! Be there or be square!

EneClone: You'll regret this.

EneClone and 3 others are offline

Liam: oh my god.

Liam: This is how he dies.

Calculester: It better not be, I'll drag him from the grave ISTG

Liam: Ugh, responsibility.

Liam is offline

The Chaos Family
5:30 pm

SEESAWEFFECT: Do you four understand WHY you're in trouble?

KiwiKichi: Miu's a crybaby

TheCoolOne: HEY!

EneClone: It's true but not to be said

Legs: Whatever, I totally one!

KiwiKichi: In your dreams Tenko!

GremlinKing: Stop that. All of you are grounded.

KiwiKichi: Ur not my Dad!

MadeMaid is online

MadeMaid: Maki, Kokichi, grounded.

KiwiKichi: Heck.

EneClone: Worth it.

EneClone and 1 other are offline

 

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The Chaos Family
9:26 am

MadeMaid; HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITO!

EneClome: Happy birthday dork

Harubro: Yay! I survived another year!

EneClone: What an odd way to describe a birthday.

Harubro: It's the honest truth though!

Harubro: Anyways, my grandma's making dinner, so I thought we could all go do something first?

MadeMaid: Sounds nice to me. What were you thinking of doing?

Harubro: I was thinking of going bowling? Maybe hanging out at the mall, just seeing all of you.

EneClone: Sounds nice, if that's what you wanna do :)

Harubro: Yeah. When do you want to meet?

MadeMaid: I can be ready in about an hour and a half.

EneClone; I'm already ready.

Harubro: Well, see you guys soon then :)

MadeMaid: See you later.

MadeMaid and 2 others are offline

The Chaos Family
12:04 pm

SEESAWEFFECT: Oh my god, Angie what are you doing?

Anime: Okay, listen here, this is totally Himiko and Tenko's fault!

TheSmallestDwarf: Hey!

Legs: That's true but you didn't need to say it!

Anime: All I wanted was nachos dang it! instead, I'm stuck standing here as Tenko yells at some poor minimum wage worker over an insult he didn't mean and I'm holding Himiko by the collar to avoid her leaping over the counter.

TheSmallestDwarf: I AM NOT A LOLI

SEESAWEFFECT:

KiwiKichi: Himiko...why lie to yourself?

Legs: DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT OUMA?

KiwiKichi: Come @ me.

Legs: WITH PLEASURE

KiwiKichi: WAIT I WAS JUST JOKING PLEASE DONT

Legs is offline

KiwiKichi: Oh god I'm dead.

SEESAWEFFECT: Please stop upsetting Tenko.

Anime: ALL I WANTED WAS NACHOS

TheSmallestDwarf: I wanted ladybugs, instead I got bees.

Anime: DNDNDN

Anime: I'm ordering now. Screw waiting.

TheSmallestDwarf: Fine, but after you get nachos I reserve the right to clobber him.

Anime: Do as you please.

KiwiKichi: PLEASE HELP ME, DAD-

KiwiKichi is offline

SEESAWEFFECT: I don't get paid enough for this.

SEESAWEFFECT is offline

The Chaos Family
2:35 pm

AtuaLover: So we're never going back to that bowling alley

ThePrettyOne: WILL YOU STOP GETTING US KICKED OUT OF PLACES???

TheCoolOne: Angie and Tenko can't help it, they breed chaos.

MadeMaid: So where am I driving next?

AtuaLover: Birthday boy?

Harubro: To the mall!

TheCoolOne: You heard the man!

MadeMaid: @SEESAWEFFECT @BugMan The nearest mall is a 2-hour drive, prepare yourselves

GremlinKing: We could go to the closer one, BUT SOMEONE is banned.

KiwiKichi: THAT WAS KIIBO'S FAULT.

Calculester: I told you not to try to plug me into the power strips! I need a large amount of power!

Liam: But still, at least the long car-ride will give me time to work!

EneClone: If I see you pull out any work I swear I will end you.

ThePrettyOne: THIS IS A FAMILY DAY NO ONE IS WORKING

TheCoolOne: Looking at you Mom

KiwiKichi: Looking at you Mom!!!

MadeMaid: I'm going to start driving!

BugMan: Gonta will as well then! :D

GremlinKing: let me know if we need to switch off, okay?

BugMan: Okay!

BugMan and 1 other are offline

The Chaos Family
7:24 pm

Harubro: Did Miu just fall asleep and fall into a water fountain?

ThePrettyOne: Yes, yes she did.

Harubro: Well, hopefully, she dries before Grandma sees her.

EneClone: Your grandma is scary

ThePrettyOne: Is she really?

Harubro: Absolutely terrifying.

Harubro: Anyways, see y'all at my place

ThePrettyOne: Chill, see you there.

People are offline.

 

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Y'all, sorry updates this week have been all over the place. I'm super drained right now and I just need a day. I promise to update tomorrow!

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The Chaos Family
6:48 am

AtuaLover: Have you guys ever realized just how big the universe is? Like, even if we spent our whole lives traversing it, we could never see it all.

Harubro: I have! Space is cool guys.

KiwiKichi: Yeah, it is. Guys, guess what?

AtuaLover: What?

KiwiKichi: School starts tomorrow.

Harubro: Fuck.

AtuaLover: Better get started packing!

KiwiKichi: Yep.

Harurbro: Break went by so fast

KiwiKichi: It sure did.

Harubro and 2 others are offline


The Chaos Family
9:02 am

MadeMaid: The house is quiet.

MadeMaid: Too quiet. Where are Ouma and Miu?

EneClone: Ouma's packing and Miu's still asleep.

MadeMaid: Oh, phew. I was worried they were up to some shenanigans.

EneClone: No shenanigans today, just good old wholesome peace and quiet.

MadeMaid: I like this.

EneClone: Me too.

MadeMaid: Arr you packed?

EneClone: Yeah, I didn't have much.

MadeMaid: I ought to go assist Miu with her packing, since she can't exactly manuever very well.

EneClone: You do that. :)

MadeMaid is offline


The Chaos Family
10:27 am

TheCoolOne: God, I can't wait till my cast is removed.

ThePrettyOne: Soon Miu, soon.

TheCoolOne: You all packed?

ThePrettyOne: Yeah. I'm gonna miss Kami so much :(

TheCoolOne: I know that feeling.

ThePrettyOne: I think she's upset that she doesn't get to see me more.

TheCoolOne: She could always apply for the reserve course?

ThePrettyOne: I've tried to convince her to join, but she seems really hesitant about that.

HotMess: I would be too. The reserve course can get really gloomy really quickly.

TheCoolOne: Yeah. Some of those kids seem to have no hope whatsoever.

HotMess: It just feels bad man.

ThePrettyOne: I wish people would realize we're just normal kids.

HotMess; It's unlikely, given our current fame. Maybe someday...

Legs; The gap only grows wider with age. We're always going to be treated differently. We ought to get used to it.

TheCoolOne: I wish we didn't.

Legs: We all do. It's the price we pay for sucess.

ThePrettyOne: No such thing as free, right?

Legs: Right.

BugMan: Gonta feels like everyone is sad D:

ThePrettyOne: We're fine Gonta. Just a little worse for wear.

BugMan: Gonta will remeber to give you all big hugs when Gonta sees you!

HotMess: Looking forward to it.

ThePrettyOne: Well, I've got to go spend time with Kami before I leave.

TheCoolOne: Okay. See you!

ThePrettyOne: See you.

ThePrettyOne is offline


The Chaos Family
12:20 pm

TheSmallestDwarf: So, you all ready for tomorrow?

SEESAWEFFECT: I'm not emotionally prepared for living with you all again

Anime: Atua has blessed our living space for the new year!l

TheSmallestDwarf: That makes me feel so much better, thanks.

GremlinKing: Be nice.

TheSmallestDwarf: Lmao, well it's true tho.

Calculester: You guys!

Liam: I have so much casework h e l p

Anime: Angie will pray for you

GremlinKing: Well, back to poacking.

SEESAWEFFECT: Don't procrasinate.

TheSmallestDwarf; LMAO

TheSmallestDwarf is offline

 

 

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The Chaos Family
5:30 am

TheCoolOne: AHHHHHHHHHHH

EneClone: Are you okay?

TheCoolOne: Shit has hit the fan

KiwiKichi: Her lab is filled with smoke and no one will explain why.

EneClone: How are you already awake and at school?

TheCoolOne: I've been up since 1.

KiwiKichi: How did you get to school tho?

TheCoolOne: A cab.

EneClone: Of course.

KiwiKichi: I'll go wake up Mom then.

KiwiKichi: We have a long day ahead of us.

KiwiKichi is offline


The Chaos Family
7:30 am

SEESAWEFFECT: My aunt is here everyone, so please try to be normal

HotMess: I make no promises.

SEESAWEFFECT: So how's your Dad liking the place?

HotMess: Fairly well I suppose. He doesn't like most of the teachers.

SEESAWEFFECT: Oh, well that's...unfortunate.

HotMess: Anyways, we need to head up to homeroom.

SEESAWEFFECT: I'll be there shortly.

ThePrettyOne: I have to help with First Year Orientation.

Liam: Same here.

Calculester: I'll watch Ouma and make sure he doesn't pull pranks while the adults are here.

Liam: bold of you to assume he'll listen to either of us.

Calculester: Fair point. To be honest, I don't really mind. He's really cute when he's scheming.

Liam: Mood

HotMess: Whipped.

Anime: Like you're one to talk.

HotMess: Okay, yes, I am whipped. So? Have you MET my boyfriend?

Anime: Yes? He's in my class.

HotMess: Then you must understand how hot he is.

Anime: He's not my type.

Liam: Yeah Amami, you have pretty niche tastes.

HotMess; You all are heathens!

SEESAWEFFECT: We'll see you all in class.

Anime: Okay! I can't wait for you all to meet my parents!

HotMess: Yeah...We can't wait.

HotMess and multiple others are offline



The Chaos Family
9:30 am

ThePrettyOne: How is it the second I walk in someone has to start fighting?

Legs: I'm sorry about my mother. She can be a little...gung-ho.

TheSmallestDwarf: But why is she fighting Hoshi's mom is the question?

GremlinKing: She went in to hug her for a greeting. My mom is not a hug person. They started arguing.

TheSmallestDwarf: Ah

AtuaLover: TENKO'S MOM AND DAD LOOK LIKE BAKUGOU'S PARENTS EXCEPT WITH A DIFFERENT COLOR PALATE DNNDND

ThePrettyOne: OMG THEY DO!

Liam: That makes sense

GremlinKing: My Dad and Tenko's dad are just casually having a conversation while their wives fight and THAT is a mood.

BugMan: Gonta's parents are a little confused. Why is Usami-san scared of them?

Liam: No offense, but your parents look like pro-wrestlers.

BugMan: Is that not a good thing?

GremlinKing: Your dad could snap us all in half.

Legs: Plus they showed up with a pack of wolves sooooo

BugMan: Wolves are Gonta's friends!

Liam: Never change Gonta.

Calculester: Your uncle and aunt are really nice Shuichi.

Liam: I know.

Legs: Okay but Himiko's parents have asked me way too many questions am I being interrogated?

TheSmallestDwarf: Probably. My dad still doesn't completely trust you. Mom loves you though!

Legs: Girls always do!

Anime: Weird flex but okay.

AtuaLover: Okay but lowkey my Dad has been staring at Kaede's mom for an uncomfortably long time because your mom and mine could be TWINS

ThePrettyOne: Wow, really? Okay then, now I have to look through our family registry. Hope your dad's okay. Anyways, whose parents have we not discussed?

HotMess: My dad and Korekiyo's Aunt are judging all the parents and I am here for that let me tell you.

SEESAWEFFECT: Lowkey, hardcore mood. My aunt always has such great tea. 


ThePrettyOne: My dad has been on his phone the whole time.

Harubro: RIP Maki, my grandma is tearing into her about eating properly.

KiwiKichi: Mom's mom and dad are so soft and kind I love them

MadeMaid: They've told me they want Miu and I have no clue how to proceed with fighting my own parents for custody

TheCoolOne; Oh my god don't, I'm chill with whatever

TheCoolOne: TBH, I don't want to impose, you all have been so nice letting me stay with you.

KiwiKichi: Shut up, you're staying.

TheCoolOne: Okay then

Calculester: ANGIE IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR MOM AWAY FROM PROFESSOR IBADASHI I WILL SCREAM

Anime: Aww, she's just doing her thing! She's only trying to introduce herself!

Liam: WHERE IS HER SHIRT?

Anime: Dad has it.

AtuaLover; WHY IS SHE NOT WEARING A SHIRT?

Anime; That's a cultural thing?

AtuaLover: God I love you and respect your culture but Professor Ibadashi looks harassed

ThePrettyOne: ALSO, tell your dad he can't offer drugs to students and someone tell Amami NOT TO TAKE THEM

HotMess: LET ME LIVE

Calculester: Amami!

Anime: Fine, fine. But only cause Usami-san is trying to get our attention.

ThePrettyOne: She is?

Anime: Yeah.

ThePrettyOne: Oh, whoops!

ThePrettyOne is offline


The Chaos Family
10:12 am

Liam: "Ummm, Harukawa-san, where is your parent?"
"Standing next to me."
"What."
"Hi, welcome, this is my mom."
"She's your age?"
"Yes. Do you have a problem with that?"
"No, no."

"Ouma-san, is Tojo also your mother?"
"Yep! She adopted me! :)"
"Well okay..."

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU TOO?"
"Aha, yep!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY KIDS YOUR OWN AGE?"
"Do not question it."
"I'm gonna have an aneurysm."

Calculester: That's beautiful.

TheCoolOne: Omg, they're having all the parents stand up now.

GremlinKing: Middle-aged woman, middle-aged man, middle-aged woman, middle-aged man, a teenage girl, middle-aged- wait what?

SEESAWEFFECT: I wonder how the other classes are handling this?

TheCoolOne: "Poorly"- Ishimaru.

GremlinKing: That's to be expected.

SEESAWEFFECT: Can you guys believe that the 76th class is only like a mile down the road and could come back at any point.

TheCoolOne; Yuck. If I ever see Trevor again I'm gonna destroy him

SEESAWEFFECT: We never did learn his actual name...

TheCoolOne: Scum don't have names

GremlinKing: Fair point, now pay attention.

TheCoolOne: Fine!

TheCoolOne is offline

The Chaos Family
12:23 pm

Liam: Oh god, why did having all the classes join up for lunch sound like a good idea?

Anime: I think this is fun!

Liam: Okay, so the entirety of the 78th is playing some weird game of charades with their parents, which is lowkey wholesome, but what is the 77th doing? Arguing and threatening war. In front of their parents. Some of them WITH their parents.

Anime: Dysfunctional family and Wholesome family, got it.

Liam: But the real horror show is whatever the HELL is happening with the 80th class.

Anime: Sora's parents are here and I can feel the daddy issues radiating off of him.

MadeMaid; They really ought to be paying attention to him.

KiwiKichi: PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CROTCH GOBLIN, DEMON SPAWN.

MadeMaid: There is so much wrong with that sentence.

Anime: Okay but Himari looks so sad over there by herself QAQ

KiwiKichi: That's it, I'm dragging her over to my seat

KiwiKichi: nevermind, she's taken over Azu's seat.

Liam: Azu's parents are so...normal. It's kinda odd.

GremlinKing: I'm going to punch Makoto's Dad

MadeMaid: DO NOT.

GremlinKing: WILL HE SHUT UP?

WhyHaveOneTalent is online

WhyHaveOneTalent: I will not be held responsible for my actions if Himari comes near me with those scissors, nor will I be guilty if I strangle Alex to death.

MadeMaid: Please don't. Tohru will fight you and we don't need another war.

KiwiKichi: Lowkey Bianca's parents are saints they gave Gonta a cookie just for existing.

GremlinKing: Bianca and her family are highkey angels.

KiwiKichi: Okay but Bianca and Sora? An item. Don't tell me you can't feel that.

AtuaLover: I'm gonna have so much meddling to do.

MadeMaid: oh god. Mina and Kanna are acting so thirsty right now like...girls please, yes these boys are pretty but have some self-respect.

KiwiKichi: To be fair, Mina and Kanna are at least tame about who they're thirsting over. If Saito doesn't stop staring at Azune he's gonna walk right into that pole and his mom will laugh. I've seen it. She's a vicious beast.

AtuaLover; God Azune and Saito would make such a cute couple.

EneClone: Azune is aro/ace.

AtuaLover: Wait, she is?

EneClone: She told me, I guess. She's not 100% sure but she sounds like it.

TheCoolOne: WE HAVE THREE ARO QUEENS AND TWO ACE QUEENS IN OUR MIDST. BLESSED

EneClone: Okay but Reo is trying too hard.

KiwiKichi: He's a little fledgling group parent, doing his best-

MadeMaid: Well, finish lunch everyone.

TheCoolOne: On it!

MadeMaid: I have a feeling things are going to get a lot more hectic around here.

MadeMaid and several others are offline

 

The Chaos Family

5:30 pm

 

SEESAWEFFECT: Guess who decided to rear her ugly head?

HotMess: Your sister?

SEESAWEFFECT: My sister!

HotMess: I'll be right down.


HotMess is offline

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The Chaos Family
6:30 am

AtuaLover: SOOOO, How is everybody?

ThePrettyOne: Dead inside.

EneClone: Kaede.

KiwiKichi: Kaede!

TheCoolOne: KAEDE!

MadeMaid: Kaede.

GremlinKing: Kaede.

Harubro: Kaede!

Liam: Kaede!

SEESAWEFFECT: Kaede!

TheSmallestDwarf: Kaede!

Anime: Kaede!

Legs: Kaede!

AtuaLover: Kaede

Calculester: Kaede!

BugMan: Akamatsu-san!

HotMess: Kaede!

ThePrettyOne: I was just kidding, sheesh. I'm fine!

KiwiKichi: Well, just remember we all love you.

Anime: Also, petition to track down Dad's sister and throw her in a vat of oil?

HotMess: I am so in!

GremlinKing: You think Teruteru will let us borrow the oil?

Anime Probably.

ThePrettyOne: No murder!

HotMess: YES MURDER!

Liam: I have to agree, no murder. Unless the other classes get involved.

SEESAWEFFECT: Guys, you don't have to do this.

Calculester: But we want too.

SEESAWEFFECT: Well, okay then. Just no evidence.

Anime: You underestimate my power OWO

KiwiKichi: OWO

HotMess: Okay, but I think we ought to destroy the 76th while we're at it.

SEESAWEFFECT: Now that, I am down for.

TheSmallestDwarf: I still wanna kick Trevor's transphobic @ss

Legs: MOOD

MadeMaid: We'll make a day of it.

MadeMaid: I'll sell tickets to the other classes

GremlinKing: Pretty sure we'll want to sell tickets to fight instead. You know Nagito and Hinata will want in.

BugMan: Gonta thinks this is a bad idea! Violence is never okay.

EneClone: I saw him kill a bug once.

BugMan: H̢͏͎͓̦̲̦̮̣̫̖̘͔͇̠͞e̸̛͜͏̪͚̳̪͎͚͡ͅ ̧͞͠҉͉̣̭̫͍̖̟̻̮̮̮͔͙͇w̵̛̼̠̲̳̫͜͞į͜͏̶̲͓͙͓͕̝̝͓͔̗͙̮͓͈̖͓̻͡l̺͖͈͚͍̩͙̩̩͚͕̣̰͙͕͈̦͙͘l̶̷̴͍͕̦̪̹͕͚̰̯̕͡ ̳͚̰̗̼͢͢͟p̢̢̼̫̖͇̮̩̜̺̱͖a̴̛͔̝͓̰̜̞̪̦y̢҉̶̶̨͖̱͍̦̖̝̫͔̘͓̭̭͙̥͕͖͎̰̣ ̵̳̠̪̠̙̺͡w̶͡҉͈̮̙͙̺̳̻̮̮̳̲̟i̵̴͕̗̯̩̤̥̪̺̙̺̝̩͙͚͈̮͜͟͝t͔̲̘̱͖̺̦͓͟͡h̸̵̷̛̭̥͖̰̻͙͈̟̘͙ ̡̡͏̺̤͔̘͇̤̖̙̥̗̕h̷̸̜̺̪͇̤̘͎̰i̵̹̖̪͔͡s҉̷̢̯̹̳̻̺̖͕̯̳̱͇̞̗ ̖̹̗̹͓̟̺̦͢͟b͏͈̳̱̰͔̝̦̟ͅͅl̮̗͖̝͔̲͕͇͖̬̺̲̦̕̕ͅo̦̥̻̞͈͔͈̭̮͘͜o̶̢̰̝͚̱͈͔̖͕͈̲͚̦̞͖̭̥̳̪ͅd̛̯̥̫̩̩̦͕̺̬̪͔͢ͅ

Legs: JESUS EFFING CHRIST GONTA

Anime: I raised him so well

Harubro: There are so many issues with that statement.

EneClone: Yep.

Calculester: I'm surprised we're all online at once.

AtuaLover: Me too tbh.

MadeMaid: Perhaps our sleep schedules are finally aligning.

HotMess: Sleep? What's that? Can you eat it?

MadeMaid: ....jfc Amami.

SEESAWEFFECT: We ought to get ready for school.

TheSmallestDwarf: UGH, FINE.

TheSmallestDwarf and 15 others are offline

The Whole School
11:30 pm

MonOWOkuma has added the 79th, 78th, 77th, and 80th class to the chat.

MonOWOkuma has changed everyone's nicknames

MonOWOkuma: Here's the nickname guide! Bye, kids!
Kaede Akamatsu: RepAkamatsu
Rantaro Amami: AvocadoBoy
Miu Iruma: Thirsty
Kokichi Ouma: LittleGremlin
Kiibo: Kiibo
Gonta Gokuharu: BugGonta
Shuichi Saihara: LesserDetective
Tsumugi Shirogane: JunkoClone
Korekiyo Shinguji: MaskWeirdo
Tenko Chabishira: ChubShredder
Kirumi Tojo: DesignatedMom
Maki Harukawa: LiteralMurderer
Ryoma Hoshi: CatBoy
Kaito Momota: SpaceHead
Himiko Yumeno: MagicFreak
Angie Yonaga: AvoidThisOne

Akane Owari: SafetyHazard
Chiaki Nanami: NEETBait
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: BossBaby
Gundham Tanaka: DemonLord
Hinata Hajime: Protag-Chan
Hiyoko Saionji: ActualDemon
Ibuki Mioda: PleaseShutUp
Kazuichi Souda: SharpTeeth
Mahiru Koizumi: OneBraincell
Mikan Tsumuki: WeebBait
Nagito Komaeda: UnluckyOhWait
Nekomaru Nidai: SafetyHazard#2
Peko Pekoyama: SwordWoman
Sonia Nevermind: NevermindThat
Teruteru Hanamura: ThisThing
Izuru Kamakura: PetProject
Imposter: CopyCat

Junko Enoshima: Despair
Mukuro Ikusaba: Despair#2
Kyoko Kirigiri: BetterDetective
Leon Kuwata: NoBraincells
Makoto Naegi: ActuallyLucky
Mondo Owada: Whipped
Sakura Ogami: MuscleWoman
Sayaka Maizono: Siren
Toko Fukawa: ThisOneIsBad
Yasuhiro Hagakure: 30%SucessRate
Komaru Naegi: TheGoodSibling
Aoi Asahina: DonutLover
Byakuya Togami: NotTheFatOne
Celestia Ludenburg: EmoQueen
Chihiro Fujisaki: Precious
Hifumi Yamada: WeabooANDNEET
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Stickler

Ruto Yamada| Flexible
Hinoka Azu| NoFlexZone
Sora Ito| DaddyIssues
Himari Ogawa| AnotherGremlin
Alex Tanaka| NeedsHelp
Tohru Tanaka| AnotherProgrammer
Reo Kondo| DadInTraining
Kanna Ono| RottenTomatoes
Ayano Midori| DDRKnockOff
Hinako Midori| SewingMachine
Azune Midori| BigBabyDoll
Saito Harukawa| EBoyThot
Mizuki Hazuka| MapMaker
Shigure Takahashi| Precious#2
Mina Murakami| Hanahaki
Oka Murakami| Heterochromatia
Bianca White| PrincessISupposed
Izuru Hinata| BreakBones

Heterochromatia: I resent this

LesserDetective: I..I...

BetterDetective: There is so much wrong with all of this

PleaseShutUp: Hey! This is mean!

EboyThot: I'M NOT AN EBOY!

PrincessISupposed: I'm not an actual princess JFC

NevermindThat: I've heard them all by now

LittleGremlin: Challenge Accepted.

Kiibo: I'm the only one with a normal nickname XD

DonutLover: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS

SafetyHazard: Okay, yes but also no.

AnotherGremlin: DNDNDNDNDN SAITO IS AN EBOY

EBoyThot: I AM NOT

DadInTraining: Let me rest please

Hanahaki: THIS IS NOT FUNNY

JunkoClone: I AM NOT

Despair: Pffftttt

NotTheFatOne: How do I leave a chatroom?

DaddyIssues: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES

PrincessISuppose: Whatever you say~

EBoyThot: Lmao, EBOY THOT

NoBraincells: HEY!

Precious: I'm...

WeebBait: I AM NOT!

NEETBait: it's true but you didn't have to say it.

Precious: I'm not precious!

Precious#2: ^^^

NeedsHelp: FALSEHOOD

Whipped: Ding dong your opinion is wrong!

Stickler: That's a lie

DonutHole: LET US LOVE YOU CHIHIRO

Precious: STOP I CANT HANDLE THIS

NEETBait: MOOD

UnluckyOhWait; All of this is a mood

ChubShredder: Kill me

MaskWeirdo: This is just offensive

PetProject: I'm uncomfortable with all of this.

BetterDetective: guys we have class

NotTheFatOne: Just mute the chat and be done with it.

BetterDetective: good idea.

BetterDetective has muted the chat for 5 hours. Reason: Let's all calm down.


The Chaos Family
12:45 pm

WhyHaveOneTalent: Apparently, Trevor and his gang have a death wish

MadeMaid: It appears this meat cleaver will be getting little more action today

Liam: WHAT DID WE SAY? NO MURDER.

TheCoolOne: YES MURDER

KiwiKichi: Himari just hopped the railings dnndnddn

MadeMaid: Why?

KiwiKichi: Considering I can hear Tohru cussing up a storm, I'm assuming he got to Alex

Calculester; WHY ARE THEY HERE?

MadeMaid: Probably just for fun, they're all kind of scummy.

Calculester: Well, you all know what it's time for?

WhyHaveOneTalent: Bloodshed?

KiwiKichi: Yes! BLOODSHED!

KiwiKichi and 4 others are offline

The Chaos Family
5:05 pm

AtuaLover: We're all in so much trouble but it was so worth it, did you see Trevor's face?? He peed himself when Sakura rounded the corner and he tried to peel out but you know our girl was having none of that.

BugMan: Gonta's bugs did well! Even if Usami-san was very mad at them

EneClone: That was a success.

EneClone is offline

 

Chapter Text

Taking a break today! I'll update tomorrow! Love you all <3

Chapter Text



The Chaos Family
7:56 am

HotMess: God I don't want to go to class.

Anime: Four days in and everyone's already done with school.

Liam: Sounds about right.

HotMess: Okay, I'm changing your nickname because I'm getting tired of looking at Liam's name and remembering his betrayal.

Anime: He's salty cause he can't get any of Liam's endings.

HotMess: I AM NOT SALTY

Liam: Sounds like you are.

HotMess has changed Liam's name to DetectiveDoolittle

DetectiveDoolittle: Why?

HotMess: You're the only person fluent in the mysterious language of Ouma Kokichi

Calculester: I object to that statement

EneClone:

 

MadeMaid: Hmmmmm?

HotMess: What alternate reality have I stumbled into?

DetectiveDoolittle: You're the one who made a blatantly false statement

EneClone: Exactly.

HotMess: Anyways, did you guys hear about that weird virus the Reserve course has?

EneClone: A virus? That fast? Are they all like, sleeping in the same room and sharing toothbrushes.

MadeMaid: Viruses are supposed to spread fast.

DetectiveDoolittle: What's it called?

HotMess: No idea. It's supposedly been nicknamed the Despair Disease. Apparently, you get the symptoms of the flu, but you're supposed to also experience a personality change while infected. Lasts for a couple of days apparently.

MadeMaid; That sounds scary. Do you think Mikan will be working on helping the afflicted?

EneClone: Knowing her, she's already started.

DetectiveDoolittle: Well, we should all get to class.

MadeMaid; Correct.

MadeMaid and several others are offline

The Whole School
9:30 am

BetterDetective: So, why can I hear sobbing from a whole floor down.

SafetyHazard: Our math teachers are insane. Insane!

BetterDetective: How so?

LittleGremlin: FOUR PAGES OF HOMEWORK DUE TOMORROW GOD KILL ME NOW

Kiibo: This is what you get for being smart. More homework.

LittleGremlin: My eyes hurt :(

Kiibo: I know, I know.

SharpTeeth: At least we have Imposter to tutor us. And Izuru. We've been blessed with intelligent students.

CopyCat: You all cannot just rely on me for all of your tutoring. How will you ever learn?

SharpTeeth: Calculus is hard okay? I know I'm supposed to be a mechanic but that doesn't mean I can do all of this...whatever this is.

NevermindThat: I find this to be exceedingly easy.

NoBrainCells; Your teachers must be super hardcore. Our class has been mostly review.

BetterDetective: Just wait, Kuwata. Just wait.

EmoQueen: Math is a necessary evil. How would one consider probability without complex calculations?

NevermindThat: Exactly. Math is integral to many lifestyles.

AvoidThisOne: All math can be answered with one thing: Atua!

Cosplayer: Yes, but also no.

BetterDetective: It can be, but is that necessarily the correct answer?

AvoidThisOne: Atua answers all questions!

BossBaby: Why are you idiots all on your phones? Do you want your last year and end up in class with the 78th morons?

BetterDetective: Hey. Not cool

EmoQueen: That's objectively true but still hurtful.

NoBrainCells: HEY! CELESTIA!

NevermindThat: I have no intentions of failing.

SharpTooth: I'll probably pass.

LittleGremlin: You say that but...I have trouble believing someone as stupid as you could pass calculus.

SharpTooth: Pot, kettle.

LittleGremlin: Meanie!

Kiibo: Please don't fight and do your work.

BossBaby: You all are idiots. Get your work done now so you can go to bed before sunrise.

SharpTooth: Nah.

DemonLord: Sonia, Souda, is there a reason you guys aren't paying attention or have you simply gotten distracted again?

SharpTooth: I was just chatting for a bit. I'll get back to work!

DemonLord: Thank you. While Sonia will probably pass without much effort, I know you won't and I'd like to actually see you in college next year.

SharpTooth: Sheesh, no faith.

SafetyHazard: You don't exactly have the best track record.

SharpTooth: HEY!

NevermindThat: It's true.

SharpTooth: Bullies, all of you. Now I know how Miu feels.

Thirsty: Except unlike you, I'm not a pathetic v*rgin.

SharpTooth: HEY!

Thirsty: I speak the truth!

CopyCat: Stop picking on Souda guys.

BetterDetective: All of you, get to work or I'll send Ishimaru after you.

Thirsty: I'M GOING I'M GOING!

Thirsty and several others are offline


The Chaos Family
12:38 pm

AtuaLover: This cosplay looks so good! I'm so excited to wear it!!!! Gotta thank Junko for these boots because they were perfect!!!

Anime: Guys she's twirling around all excited like and I've never seen anything cuter ddndnd

Legs: That's so weirdly pure and I love it.

Anime: Atua has blessed me.

Legs: I mean, I guess Atua did put you on earth or whatever.

TheSmallestDwarf: Tenko, be careful. Don't wander into accidentally insulting her religion.

Legs: Did I say anything mean? No! I just really don't get religion.

Anime: Do you want an explanation? I'd be happy to assist in your enlightenment~

Legs: No! Stop trying to convert all of us, no one is interested!

TheSmallestDwarf: Tenko!

Legs: What? It's true!

TheSmallestDwarf: You don't speak for everyone!

Legs: Don't tell me you're into this whole religious bs she's spilling?

TheSmallestDwarf: I might be a little interested.

Legs: Seriously? Himiko it's a freaking cult! Look at her parents! The whole thing is bat sh*t crazy!

AtuaLover: Watch yourself.

GremlinKing: Please, no fighting.

Anime: It's not a cult! That's an incredibly rude thing to say. This is a part of who I am and if you don't like it, maybe we shouldn't be friends.

Legs: Fine!

Anime: Fine!

Anime is offline

AtuaLover: That was not cool Tenko.

TheSmallestDwarf; I love you, but that was a very hurtful thing you did. You need to apologize.

Legs: I'm not apologizing for how I feel. All she does is evangelize day in and day out and I'm sick of it. I don't care if that's what she believes but she needs to stop shoving it down everyone's throat.

TheSmallestDwarf: There are nicer ways to say that Tenko! And you got all p*ssy as soon as I showed the slightest hint of interest in something she believes in. You don't get to make my decisions for me.

Legs: I don't want you getting hurt! Have you seen how her family acts? And that's just the tip of the iceberg. What kind of crazy things do you think they practice behind closed doors??

TheSmallestDwarf: That's not the point here! The point is that you need to let me make this choice for myself

Legs: Fine, I won't stop you. Go ahead and convert, see if I care! But don't come crying to me when you get hurt, because that's what's going to happen!

TheSmallestDwarf: You know what? I'm done with this conversation. I'll give you some time to cool off. Come back when you're ready to have a real conversation.

TheSmallestDwarf is offline

Legs: God.

Legs is offline

AtuaLover is offline

GremlinKing: Oh my god. My head hurts.

SEESAWEFFECT is online

SEESAWEFFECT: Guys, Tojo wants to know what you all want for dinner.

SEESAWEFFECT: Oh.

SEESAWEFFECT: Well then, that is a problem.

GremlinKing: Ya think?

SEESAWEFFECT: Responsible ones group chat?

GremlinKing: Yep.


PANGAYACEALLIANCE
12:53 pm

LifeIsADadJoke has changed his name to ConcernedFather

ConcernedFather: @everyone

TiredAvocado and 3 others are online

TiredAvocado: What's up?

DiscontentedMom: Been awhile since we've used this one, huh?

Disappointed: If this is about what happened earlier, I want no part in this discussion. I am not choosing sides. I love and support both my girlfriend and my friends and at the end of the day, I won't let this end any of my relationships. Although, I do believe Tenko is largely at fault here.

ChaoticPanflute: Oh my god, what did they do? Is it Miu again?

CursedMan: No. It's Angie, Himiko, and Tenko.

DiscontentedMom: Oh dear lord. Give me a moment, I need to sit down.

TiredAvocado: I'm adding Izuru to the chat so Mom doesn't bust a vein.

TiredAvocado has added Kamukura Izuru to the chat

Kamukura Izuru has changed their name to Izuru

Izuru: I've read the chat. I'm...well, really apathetic to the whole thing. It's a rather foolish thing to blow such a minor dispute up like that. Tenko overreacted and while Angie isn't wrong per se, her constant evangelism is a tad annoying.

DiscontentedMom: GFDI

Izuru: Calm down Kirumi. I'm certain things will play out favorably.

ChaoticPanflute: Okay, read the conversation. Honestly, doesn't look good.

TiredAvocado: Do we interfere?

CursedMan: i'm not sure. On one hand, if these three don't make up it might split the friend group. On the other hand, if we meddle it may make things worse.

DiscontentedMom: A rock and a hard place indeed.

ConcernedDad: Perhaps we could smack some sense into them.

TiredAvocado: No.

ChaoticPanflute: I say, here's what we do. Let them relax for a bit. Once they've all cooled down, we can make some gentle suggestions on ways to diffuse the situation.

TiredAvocado: And if it backfires?

ChaoticPanflute: We're screwed.

ConcernedDad: I hope this all blows over quickly.

CursedMan: I hope Angie and Tenko are okay. Angie has Tsumugi and a few friends, but Tenko really only hangs out with the girls. Sure, we're all friends but we have our little groups and Tenko is pretty much shafted.

DiscontentedMom: maybe it'll give her some time to reflect. She can be far too codependent when it comes to Himiko. I'd have blown a gasket much sooner than this in Himiko's shoes.

ChaoticPanflute: I still don't like this.

TiredAvocado: None of us do.

TiredAvocado and several others are offline


Akamatsu Kaede >>> Yonaga Angie
1:04 pm

Akamatsu Kaede: Hey Angie? Want to hang out with Miu and I afterschool? We just picked up the Joker expansion.

Yonaga Angie: No.

Akamatsu Kaede: You sure?

Yonaga Angie: Yes. Leave me alone. All of you.

Yonaga Angie is offline


Akamatsu Kaede >>> Iruma Miu
1:06 pm

Akamatsu Kaede: She said no :(

Iruma Miu: Awww man! Fine then, invite Maki and Kaito.

Akamatsu Kaede: She's acting weird. I don't like this.

Iruma Miu: It's probably nothing.

Akamatsu Kaede: You're right!

Akamatsu Kaede: I'll go dm Kaito and Maki!

Akamatsu Kaede >>> Harukawa Maki, Momota Kaito
1:08 pm

Akamatsu Kaede: Hey guys, wanna hang out with Miu and I after school? We picked up the Joker expansion!

Momota Kaito: Sounds great, I'm in.

Harukawa Maki: Sure, why not.

Harukawa Maki: Have any of you spoken with Himiko? She seems off today...

Momota Kaito: I noticed that too! Same with Tenko. She got upset when Shuichi tried to speak with her. Punched him clear over a table. I thought Gonta was gonna have a heart attack.

Iruma Miu: Angie's acting weird too.

Harukawa Maki: I wonder what's wrong.

Momota Kaito: No clue.

Akamatsu Kaede: I'll ask around.

Momota Kaito: Let us know what you find out?

Akamatsu Kaede: Will do!

Akamatsu Kaede is offline

Chapter Text

I had a whole chapter written but I forgot to save and my phone crashed and I lost everything. So fuck me, right? Uh, nothing major happened so dw. The girls still aren't talking to each other. There'll be an intervention tomorrow.

Chapter Text


PANGAYACE Alliance
8:30 am

TiredAvocado: Is it: intervention time?

ConcernedFather: I suppose it is.

DiscontentedMom: So who's helping who?

Izuru: It's a given that Mom has to handle Tenko

DiscontentedMom: Pretty much.

Disappointed: I.. suppose that I'll help whoever does Angie.

ConcernedFather: I can handle it.

Disappointed: Okay then. Amami, think you can handle Himiko?

TiredAvocado: Yeah. I'll take Hoshi with me for support.

Izuru: All right then. Let me know if you need help.

TiredAvocado: Gotcha.

DiscontentedMom: Good luck to all of you.

Disappointed: Thanks.

Disappointed and several others are offline.

The Chaos Family
9:48 am

ThePrettyOne: It's been quiet today, huh?

TheCoolOne: Yeah. It's weird not having Tenko and Himiko around.

DetectiveDoolittle: I do hope whatever they're upset about is resolved soon. It's not like them to be so cross.

KiwiKichi: I just want Mom to stop looking so stressed.

ThePrettyOne: Same here.

DetectiveDoolittle: So I was thinking we could all get together and set something up? Like a little hangout? Maybe some neutral space could lure them out.

KiwiKichi: That's a good idea. Good food attracts everyone!

TheCoolOne: It really does.

Calculester: I just miss hanging out as a family.

KiwiKichi: It's been two days

Calculester: Listen here okay, I do not like people fighting.

KiwiKichi: Okay, fair.

ThePrettyOne: Splatoon party maybe?

KiwiKichi: I'm gonna crush you all!

Calculester: You say that now, but when Maki destroys you, don't come crying to me :p

KiwiKichi: Hey!

DetectiveDoolittle: It's true though.

KiwiKichi: Fineeeee

ThePrettyOne: :)

TheCoolOne is offline

ThePrettyOne: I wonder where she went?

DetectiveDoolittle; Probably had something to do

KiwiKichi: Mhmmm.

KiwiKichi: See you guys in the main room?

Calculester: Okay!

Calculester and several others are offline.

Intervention (Makeup you idiots)
11:24 am

Tojo Kirumi has added Chabishira Tenko and 6 others are offline.

Amami Rantarou: We're here! And now it's time to force you two to talk it out.

Shirogane Tsumugi: ((You can do this!))

Shinguji Korekiyo: Let's get his done.

Chabishira Tenko: I guess...

Chabishira Tenko: I'm sorry. Look, Angie, I...I was kind of a jerk to you. I went way overboard with my insults. Again. I was just...I was in a bad mood and I got frustrated with you over something you can't really help. It's important to you and even if I'm not into that, I shouldn't shame you for it. I just wish you wouldn't constantly try to convert me. I'm not...I'm not religious and I'm not really looking for a religion right now

Yonaga Angie: I'm sorry Tenko. It's just a force of habit at this point. It's like...lot's of people make fun of my religion and the culture I grew up in, so I sort of grew to force myself to be even more gung-ho in my conversion thing, which made everyone else even more angry and hostile and it's just a vicious cycle. And I know I shouldn't force you all to deal with it. I'll try...I'll try...to stop forcing it on you all.

Chabishira Tenko: I'm sorry if you feel like I don't respect your culture. You're valid, and my own weird hang-ups shouldn't encroach on your own happiness.

Yonaga Angie: Thank you.

Tojo Kirumi: See? Wasn't that easy?

Shinguji Korekiyo: Now that this is over, I'm going to join the others in the common room.

Amami Rantarou: I'll come with you.

Amami Rantarou and 1 other are offline

Kamukura Izuru: Is it over?

Shirogane Tsumugi: Everyone on my ends all good.

Yonaga Angie: It's better now, at least.

Chabishira Tenko: And Himiko?

Yumeno Himiko: Yes?

Chabishira Tenko: Looking back, what I said was really controlling and I shouldn't have snapped at you. I'm sorry.

Yumeno Himiko: I know, I know. I just needed to cool off for a bit. I love you, but you can be kind of clingy sometimes and I was just sick of it.

Chabishira Tenko: I'm sorry about that. I was thinking of seeing someone about that.

Yumeno Himiko: If you think that'd help, go for it.

Chabishira Tenko: I just don't want to smother you. I know that's a big no no.

Yumeno Himiko: It is. Umm, you wanna meet in the common room with the others?

Chabishira Tenko: Sure.

Chabishira Tenko: Are we good?

Yumeno Himiko: We're good.

Chabishira Tenko and 1 other are offline

Tojo Kirumi: Well, alls well that ends well.

Kamukura Izuru: Yep.

Tojo Kirumi: See you later.

Kamukura Izuru: Hopefully.

Tojo Kirumi and 1 other is offline


The Chaos Family
4:30 pm

EneClone: WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION?

GremlinKing: GFDI

Harubro: What dorm is it coming from?

BugMan: Gonta is concerned.

KiwiKichi: my money's on the 77th.

TheCoolOne: It's the 80th. Azune exploded their microwave.

GremlinKing: How???

TheCoolOne: No clue.

Harubro: Was she...was she cooking one of Ouma's joke pies?

EneClone: Ouma! Mom told you to stop making those.

TheCoolOne: I'm telling!

KiwiKichi: Nooooo! I'm already in trouble for the boy's bathroom!

GremlinKing: JFC that was you?

BugMan: Ouma-san! You can't flush golf balls!

KiwiKichi: LET ME LIVE1

Harubro: No, perish.

KiwiKichi: MEANIES!

KiwiKichi: Oh no, Mom's calling me :(

KiwiKichi: I'm dead!

KiwiKichi is offline

BugMan: Gonta can help clean up if needed?

GremlinKing: Nah, Reo's got it.

EneClone; Poor boy. Parent friends have it so hard.

Harubro: Pretty much.

Harubro and several others are offline

 

Chapter Text

I have no energy today guys, I'm sorry. I need to recharge my batteries for whatever the FUCK my school is trying to do tomorrow wish me luck Love you all

Chapter Text

The Chaos Family
7:34 am

MadeMaid: Who made this toast?

WhyHaveOneTalent: Did someone make a whole plate of toast in the kitchen for you folks as well? Because someone did that to us. It's covered in hot sauce so no one will eat it.

MadeMaid: Oh god, is this a prank? Who finds this entertaining? How is this funny?

KiwiKichi: Hot toast is always funny.

ThePrettyOne: No, no it's not.

TheCoolOne: Wow, why is the internet so slow?

ThePrettyOne: Oh yeah, that. I thought it was acting weird.

KiwiKichi: I swear if Chiaki is playing Overwatch on the bandwidth again, I'll destroy her.

MadeMaid: Today is going to be tough, I can tell.

WhyHaveOneTalent: I do hope that's not true.

KiwiKichi: Did...did Komaeda just scream "Did someone say hope?"....

ThePrettyOne: Yes, yes he did.

TheCoolOne: He's such a disaster, I swear to god.

WhyHaveOneTalent: Pot, kettle.

KiwiKichi: Eyyyyy!

TheCoolOne: Mom, your theyfriend's being mean 😦😦😦

MadeMaid: Good.

WhyHaveOneTalent; Dndndndndn

TheCoolOne: M O M

ThePrettyOne: We should be getting ready for class.

KiwiKichi: Buzzkill

ThePrettyOne: You'll thank me when you're passing math

KiwiKichi: :(

KiwiKichi and several others are offline


The Whole School
9:30 am

AvoidThisOne: Will someone change my username?

Cosplayer has changed AvoidThisOne's name to AdorableAngel

AdorableAngel: Awww! Babe!

Cosplayer: 💙💙💙💙💙💙

AdorableAngel: I'm feeling some type of way right now

Kiibo: why's that?

AdorableAngel: Our history teacher straight up called my religion a cult. It's not!

Cosplayer: He's a dick, ignore him

AdorableAngel; I'm trying but it's just...I wish people would really try to understand my beliefs instead of just shutting down.

Kiibo: Humans have a low tolerance for things they cannot comprehend. Sadly, this seems to be a feature and not a glitch.

MaskWeirdo: It's so odd listening to him speak of humans as machines, but on truth Kiibo is right. History proves time and time again that bias is man's one weakness.

AdorableAngel: You know, I was sad but now I'm curious so like, explain?

MaskWeirdo: I'm actually writing a paper on this topic now. I can show you it?

AdorableAngel: I'd love that.

Kiibo; Mission complete.

Cosplayer; DNDNDNDNDND

CatBoy: Oh god, why can I hear shouting?

DadInTraining; Our homeroom teacher set off Azune...Again.

CatBoy: Fucking shit

DadInTraining: Monorise tries her best but Azune is a living time bomb

Kiibo: Monorise? Is she new?

DadInTraining: Probably.

CatBoy: Okay, so that explains that. Anyone else wondering why we haven't heard from the 78th?

Cosplayer: Oh, yeah. Junko won't answer my texts.

CatBoy: The reps won't respond either. I'm a little worried.

MuscleWoman is online

MuscleWoman: Hey guys, you all should probably sanitize yourselves and your dorm.

AdorableAngel: Why?

MuscleWoman: Five people in the 78th caught the Despair Disease.

CatBoy: FUCK.

DadInTraining: Welp, time to clean! And force feed everyone healthy food.

Cosplayer: Who has it?

MuscleWoman: Togami, Naegi, Kirigiri, Ishimaru, and Chihiro.

AdorableAngel: Weird how Togami, Naegi, and Kirigiri got the Despair Disease at the same time.

CatBoy: Tongue in cheek humor? Right now, we're doing this?

Cosplayer: Wouldn't have thought Ishimaru would catch it, isn't he usually super careful about health and stuff?

DadInTraining: Maybe he caught it from someone else?

MuscleWoman: Probably from Chihiro, the two of them do hang out quite a bit.

CatBoy: Yeah, but in that case, Mondo should have caught it too.

Cosplayer: No, I've seen him do a lot of things that should've made him sick but didn't. Man's nervous system is an absolute unit.

AdorableAngel: So, how's the despair disease affecting them?

DonutLover: QAQ Chihiro yelled at me!

Cosplayer: He whattttt???

DonutLover: He yelled at me. Like, for realsies.

AdorableAngel: That's so not like Chihiro. Oh god, what's Ishimaru doing?

MuscleWoman: Getting on my nerves. He's trying to break literally every rule and being super crass.

CatBoy: Oh my god, Naegi and Kirigiri have got to be hard to deal with.

AdorableAngel: Naegi's all gloomy and sad and poor Kirigiri is so gung-ho about everything, am I correct?

DonutLover: On the nose! God, someone needs to tell Celestia and Maizono to stop filming.

MuscleWoman: I'm going to die. Quite literally. Togami will murder us all when he recovers

CatBoy: Wait

CatBoy: Togami's normally a total jerkwad...so...

Cosplayer: GUYS WE NEED TO GOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS NOW WHILE WE STILL CAN TUMBLR NEEDS TO MEET SOFT BOY TOGAMI

AdorableAngel: OMG DO YOU HAVE A DEATHWISH??

Kiibo: Rest in peace, Tsumugi.

DadInTraining: You guys, we should get back to class.

Kiibo: Exactly. I'm muting the chat.

CatBoy: And she's gone.

AdorableAngel: He'll kill her omg

Kiibo has muted the chat for 3 hours. Reason: Not provided.

The Idiot Squad
12:35 pm

BabyDoll:
<h1><center> WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS ABOMINATION IN THE HALLWAY </center></h1>

TheCoolOne: <small>My furby baby OWO</small>

BabyDoll: Kill it with fire

DollMaker: Be nice Azune!

BabyDoll: No. That thing is a monstrosity.

EneClone: Pot, kettle.

HotMess: DNNDND MAKI!

SEESAWEFFECT: You can't just...you just can't.

EneClone: I only speak the  truth

BabyDoll: Wow, I can taste the salt rolling off of you

EneClone: Didn't think you could taste anything but the shit that comes out of your mouth, but go off ig

Harubro:  Maki!

KiwiKichi: CLAP! THESE! FOOLS!

DetectiveDoolittle: Don't encourage this!

KiwiKichi: CLAP! HER!

BabyDoll: You know, I don't have to take this!

EneClone: Then don't. Look at her already surrendering, waving that white flag lmao

Harubro: Are you high Maki??

KiwiKichi: Oh wait, uh, Amami did you make those brownies?

HotMess: YOU ATE THE BROWNIES??

KiwiKichi: Yep, she's high alright.

SEESAWEFFECT: Of course she is.

GamerBoi: What have I stumbled into?

TheSmallestDwarf: Guys! Mom said we should be in the kitchen by now, where are you all?

Legs: if you try to bail on our wholesome family dinner  I'll kill you

TheSmallestDwarf: No! No murder!

BabyDoll: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON AS STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER.

Legs: ....

KiwiKichi: Wow.

EneClone: way too far there buddy.

Harubro: Should someone...mute the chat?

HotMess: I'm doing it. You guys just chillax, kay?

SEESAWEFFECT: Everyone downstairs for wholesome family fun.

HotMess has muted the chat for 5 hours. Reason: Holy fricking heck Azune, calm down.<>

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The Chaos Family
8:12 am

TheSmallestDwarf: I...what on earth is the 80th class doing down there?

Legs: I wouldn't be surprised if they were summoning a demon.

TheSmallestDwarf: What...what are they chanting?

Anime: Angie can go check?

TheSmallestDwarf: Nah, if they're really summoning a demon you might join in

Anime: Okay, true, but did you have to say it.

TheSmallestDwarf: I'm not saying anything.

Anime: Oh haha

BugMan: Gonta just passed by. They're chanting "Roy's our boy" very loudly. Who is Roy?

Anime: DNDNDNd

TheSmallestDwarf: BRB gonna go join them

BugMan: But we have class D:

TheSmallestDwarf: ROYS OUR BOY

TheSmallestDwarf is offline

Legs: I...omg she's such a nerd I love her

Anime: DNDDND SHE TOLD MOOGI AND NOW THEY'RE BOTH LEAVING

BugMan: Now Shirogane-san and Yumeno-san are chanting too D:

Anime: OH MY GOD SAIHArA HEARD THEM AND J O I N E D

Legs: They're...they're such disasters

Legs: Did Amami just get up?

Legs: OH MY GOD HE JOINED IN

BugMan: Tell them to stop, we have class!

Anime: frick it. ROYS OUR BOY, ROYS OUR BOY

Anime is offline

Legs: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING, WHO IS OUMA CALLING?

The Whole Class
8:30 am

EmoQueen: Why did half of our class just suddenly leave?

Siren: Is this....are they in a cult??

DesignatedMom: I believe they've gathered to praise a Smash Bros character??

Kiibo: MIU IS LIGHTING CANDLES WHAT WHY??

Siren: I wouldn't have expected Shinguji to join in on that madness

DesignatedMom: I think he may be turning it into a demon summoning ritual I'm concerned

EmoQueen: Of course he is

Kiibo: The...everyone in the 80th besides Sora and Reo are joining in dndndnd

Siren: Wow, these new first years are....quite the characters

EmoQueen: This is stupid.

DadInTraining: Why do they never listen to me?

DaddyIssues: You're weak

DadInTraining: :(

Siren: That's very rude.

DaddyIssues: It's the truth

Despair: Like your username?

DaddyIssues: excuse me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Despair: Togami 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Kiibo: I-

ActualMurderer: That is rich

Kiibo: He's meaner than Togami though.

Despair#2: Junko, could you please not participate in the demon-summoning? I'd like to not have to fight demons today

Despair: FINEEE. I'll just play with the demon in our class!!!!

Despair#2: Please don't mess with Sho,,,, Komaru will yell at you again and I don't want to risk upsetting Makoto. His health is poor as it is and Sakura will snap your spine and I'm not authorized to attack civilians.

Despair: You're a killjoy!

Despair#2:I I'm only looking out for you.

Despair: Awwww! Don't I have the cutest sister everyone??

Heterochromatia: False.

DadInTraining: OKA! Are you going to stop now? Have I finally got through to you?

Heterochromatia: Lmao, no. I'm not that weak.

Heterochromatia is offline

LiteralMurderer: You're not very good at this Dad thing are you?

DadInTraining: No...

DesignatedMom: I suppose I'll have to train you. Someone needs to keep the 80th in line.

DadInTraining: Thank you!!

NotTheFatOne is online

EmoQueen: oh my god how'd he get his phone

Precious and 3 others are online

EmoQueen: WHO GAVE THEM THEIR PHONES??

BetterDetective: HI EVERYONE!!!

Precious: Stop typing in all caps, loser.

BetterDetective: Hey! That's mean!

NotTheFatOne: Why are you guys fighting??? Why can't we all get along???

ActuallyLucky: Because life is meaningless

BetterDetective: Makoto! I told you to stop saying that! I WANNA HEAR YOU UPBEAT!

ActuallyLucky: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ALONE!

NotTheFatOnel; how could you say that??

Precious: Quit whining!

EmoQueen: You all should be resting.

DesignatedMom: Why is everything so chaotic?

Kiibo: Okay, that's it. I'm going to break up the Roy cult.

EmoQueen: Have fun.

Kiibo is offline

NoBrainCells is online

NoBrainCells: Hagakure is gonna be the death of me.

Stickler: Hey Kuwata! Wanna play a fun game?

NoBrainCells: Sure, I guess.

Siren: There goes, Leon.

NoBrainCells: Take a kitchen knife and ram it through Maizono as hard as you can!

NoBrainCells: WHAT THE F_CK?? NO!

Siren: I would like to second that.

EmoQueen: Do NOT stab my girlfriend!

WEEBandNEET: Yeah! Stabbing woman is rude.

EmoQueen: Clam it pig.

WEEBandNEET: Yes m'aam!

NotTheFatOne: Don't be mean to Yamada Celestia!

ThisOneIsBad and 5 others are online

Stickler: C'mon Leon!! Would I, the SHSL Moral Compass, ever lead you astray?

NoBrainCells: you have a point.

30%SucessRate: Dude. Leon. You're smarter than this.

Whipped: Ishimaru, I told you-you need to be resting. Not following the dollars orders is super unmanly.

Stickler: You're no fun.

MuscleWoman: all of you. Phones off. Back to class. Now.

DonutLover: Awww, can't we stay a little while longer??

TheGoodSibling: Makoto! I told you to rest! Don't make me call Mom!

ThisOneIsBad: If I stabbed someone do you think I'd get in trouble

TheGoodSibling: SHO WE'VE DISCUSSED THIS, NO MURDER ON CAMPUS

ActuallyLucky: I'll rest when I'm dead!

NotTheFatOne: Please don't die :(

DonutLover: I like this Togami, can we keep him?

Whipped: No

MuscleWoman: NO! Everyone, please go back to class!

BetterDetective: Okay!

MuscleWoman: No, not you Kirigiri. Go back to bed!

BetterDective: gotcha! I'll grab Makoto, okay?

MuscleWoman: Thank you.

ThisOneIsBad: Now, Chihiro. Computer down. Don't make me have to hurt you.

Precious: You can't tell me what to do punk!

ThisOneIsBad: I warned you!

ThisOneIsBad is offline

TheGoodSibling: NO MURDER. BAD SHO, BAD!

TheGoodSibling is offline

DesignatedMom: i'm muting this chat till lunch.

DadInTraining: Good idea.

DesignatedMom has muted the chat till 12:30 pm. Reason: Everyone, please actually do your schoolwork.


The Whole School
12:30 pm

SharpTeeth: Guess what class has Despair Disease??? This class!

SharpTeeth: anD BOTH OF S/O's HAVE IT. BOTH.

SpaceHead: Your immune system must be impenetrable

MaskWeirdo: or you're just lucky

CatBoy: Who else?

SharpTeeth: Izuru, Fuyuhiko, and Teruteru

DesignatedMom: Izuru's sick?

CatBoy: I can hear the panic in her voice

ChubShredder: Oh my god, Terurteru has got to be hard to handle.

CatBoy: Yeah

SharpTeeth: Actually, he's the most normal. He's kind of acting like a gentleman for once. Hasn't hit on Sonia at all.

MagicFreak: That must be nice.

SharpTeeth: Yeah. Sadly Sonia and Gundham are a handful. Gundhams scarily clingy and Sonia is...Sonia is like, acting like a sadist. Keeps trying to hurt the other patients so I've got to keep an eye on her.

WeebBait: Don't worry! I'm working on their recovery as fast as I can!

ChubShredder: And Fuyuhiko?

WeebBait: He's acting a bit like a child. Crying a lot, constantly clinging to Peko...Actually, he's kinda adorable. I shouldn't say that though, I mean, he'd probably hate me for it I'm sorry!

SharpTeeth: Mikan calm tf down we need you sane

MagicFreak: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US HOW IZURU IS DOING

SharpTeeth: Oh, he's fine. He's really easily amused, that's all.

CatBoy: That sigh of relief...

LittleGremlin: Oh wow! I wonder who's gonna get it in our class.

LesserDetective: Hopefully no one?

ChubShredder: I mean...

Thirsty: Guys...this is a plot point. Every class is gonna get it eventually.\

RepAkamatsu: Let's be more optimistic than that!

ActualDemon: This is boring! Can't we just pit them against each other? Let that stick in the mud Ishimaru kill someone!

SwordWoman: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

CopyCat: That is highly irresponsible.

ActualDemon: Come on, it'll be fun! Oh, let's send Komaeda in! He's bound to wreck things up.

Protag-chan: No. I am not sending him anywhere near the infirmary. If he gets sick I'll lose my patience.

SwordWoman: Could someone please bring me lunch? I can't leave young master while he's like this.

CopyCat: I can do it.

CopyCat: Ibuki says she made it so do be careful.

SwordWoman: Mhmm

LesserDetective: I do hope this resolves itself quickly.

AvocadoMan; If I get sick I'll die.

SpaceHead: Possibly.

RepAkamatsu: I have a feeling things are gonna get even crazier.

DesignatedMom: Half our class may turn into murderers.

LittleGremlin: WHAT IF GONTA GETS THE DISEASE???

CatBoy: And I'm muting the chat.

CatBoy has muted the chat for 3 hours. Reasons; DONT PUT THAT OUT THERE OUMA