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    “Hey there,” Alec says in the lowest, sexiest voice he can manage. It sounds vaguely disinterested but some people get off on that.

    “Hi,” the voice says.

    “Ready to have some fun?”

    The voice makes a small, sad noise.

    “Or not?” Alec tries hastily. He gets paid regardless of what they're talking about. “We can just chat for a while.”

    “What’s your name,” the voice says finally.

    “Uh, Chad,” Alec says. He was drunk when he picked his name, just as he was drunk when he answered the job wanted ad. He should have picked something sexy like Tristan, but he’s forever Chad now, the douchiest phone sex operator in history. He balances his bowl of macaroni carefully on his stomach and sneaks a quick bite.

    “You don’t sound like a Chad,” the voice says doubtfully.

    “Why the hell not?” Alec says before he can stop himself, mouth full of pasta.

    “--are you eating?”

    “No,” Alec lies and swallows.

     

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    Alec is a bored phone sex operator. Bafflingly, Magnus just wants to talk about music.

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    brilliant. amazing. i love this.

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