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Iida has added 18 contacts into ”1-A Groupchat”

 

Iida: Hello everyone! Yaoyorozu and I have decided to make a chatroom to help keep in contact with each other!

Urakaka: oooo! smart idea you guys!

Midoriya: i agree! it would be very useful iida-kun!

Iida: Thank you! We hope that this brings us closer!

Todoroki: I admit this is very new to me

Todoroki: Well… with this many people

Midoriya: don’t worry todoroki-kun me too!

Midoriya: it may be a little overwhelming but lets stick together on this ^^

Ashido: OwO a groupchat?

Sero: there it is been waiting for that face

Ashido: u love it <3

Ashido: OH ALSO @Iida do we get to change our names??

Kaminari: PLS

Iida: In a moment! I would like everyone to at least make their appearance here so that Yaoyorozu and I know they everyone have been added!

Yaoyorozu: It would be very confusing to come in to see someone named something beyond recognition

Jirou: @Kaminari

Kaminari: this is slander

Kirishima: its so true though!

Kirishima: knowing u it would be pikachu or something

Kaminari: eXCUSE

Kaminari: this is other electric pokemon erasure

Sero: bro in our gc ur literally the dollartreepikachu

Kaminari: ok but its a pretty good name u have to give it to me

Sero: true

Jirou: pretty sure anything to do with electricity must be u

Kaminari: i have a THEME™ to go with

Satou: oh! with that in mind i guess i’ll leave a message since im not on my phone that often haha!

Asui: its bc u once dropped ur phone in ur cooking batter wasnt it

Satou: yeah :C

Aoyama: me too~~~

Aoyama: as much as i love to place myself everywhere for people to see, behind my phone screen it is not enough!☆☆☆

Midoriya: i feel like my phone screen got brighter...

Urakaka: same-

Ojiro: i’ll try but might be difficult bc i tend to put my phone in my back pocket

Midoriya: doesn’t that mean your tail?

Ojiro: yeah…

Ojiro: a cracked screen isn’t really the best to text on

Kaminari: OOF rip dude rip

Iida: That is completely fine! You are free to use the group chat or not, all I ask of you is to check in periodically to see if anything has happened

Kouda: (^  ^)b

Kaminari: not even in text kouda speaks to us,,,

Jirou: do you just have a bunch of emoticons saved? have u actually prepared for this?

Shouji: he has

Shouji: its like his own dictionary

Midoriya: i’m impressed Kouda-kun! it’s amazing how even through text we can still understand you!

Kouda: (/ω\)

Satou: you got it class president!

Satou: this is actually a good way for me to announce when i baked some more goods :D

Kaminari: @Ashido yo prepare to square up when satou here drops the message

Kaminari: and im only @ ing u bc i know u will throw hands

Ashido: UR ON

Sero: bold of u to assume all of us would throw hands for satou’s baked goods

Urakaka: i will stick u all to the ceiling

Iida: Urakaka-san please do not use your quirk on your classmates

Urakaka: I WANT COOKIES

Ashido: BITCH ME TOO TF???

Satou: THANK YOU I FEEL HONORED BUT EVERYONE PLEASE

Midoriya: does that mean you’ll use your quirk on me too?

Urakaka: Σ(゚Д゚;

Urakaka: of course not!

Midoriya: oh thank god ^^;

Yaoyorozu: Oh! I should also mention that since we’re all in this chatroom, everyone has a way to contact each other through their number

Kirishima: oh sweet! now i can stay in contact with all of you guys!

Jirou: thats so pure wtf

Jirou: also this chatroom’s gonna be a mess and it’s proving it to be one

Jirou: i already warned momo about this

Yaoyorozu: Well thank you for your warnings but I do think everything will be fine!

Kaminari: oooohh so thats why you were asking for our numbers

Yaoyorozu: That is correct

Yaoyorozu: Plus I spent a lot of time getting everyone's numbers so I will NOT hesitate to create a knife to threaten anyone and everyone who tries to leave

Jirou: LALDHALKAJAL

Ashido: YES MOMO

Kaminari: SHE HAS SNAPPED

Kaminari: to think i was special when asked for my number </3

Sero: bro we were literally right next to each other when she was asking for all our numbers

Kaminari: but bro

Sero: bro

Sero: no

Kaminari: me, crying with tears running down my face

Yaoyorozu: Sorry Kaminari-kun <3

Yaoyorozu: But I am, 100% lesbian with lots of love to give to the girls and platonic love for the boys

Ashido: AYYYYYYYY LETS GOOOO

Ashido: AY YO WHERE MY LESBIAN SQUAD AT

Urakaka: OH ME?

Asui: im also here~

Jirou: yo

Hagakure: hi! im not an entire lesbian since im pan but am i still a part of the squad?

Ashido: HELL YEAH

Urakaka: girls must stick together with other girls

Urakaka: especially in these troubling times,,,

Midoriya: troubling times??

Urakaka: mineta

Hagakure: you have a good point,,,,

Jirou: ew

Jirou: gross

Jirou: why did u have to remind me of him

Asui: oh but he's not here? Why is that?

Sero: maybe yaoyorozu snapping really was real,,

Kamimari: aldkshaksl

Kaminari: omg

Yaoyorozu: Unfortunately no

Jirou: unfortunately

Yaoyorozu: Shhh

Jirou: u cannot silence what cant be silenced™

Iida: To answer your question Tsuyu-san Yaoyorozu and I have, collectively agreed, to not include Mineta in the groupchat

Iida: As it might cause some discourse within our group

Tokoyami: is there never a discourse about the purple stain of sin and disgrace?

Ashido: HOLY SHITT NICE DUDE

Urakaka: omg hi???

Urakaka: i went to church for like 5 seconds

Kaminari: ALSKDJDH

Kaminari: father tokoyami

Kaminari: priest of the church for roasting mineta

Tokoyami: an unlikely role

Midoriya: thats the most eloquent way of describing mineta there tokoyami-kun

Tokoyami: thank you i try™

Asui: eloquent isnt what i would want to associate with mineta

Ashido: PREACH

Asui: also thank you iida-chan for answering

Asui: also how many times do i have to tell you to call me tsu

Jirou: another lesbian snapped

Kaminari: the snapping of the lesbians

Urakaka: oh dw she does this with everyone

Urakaka: kinda

Iida: I uh, apologize

Iida: Tsu-san

Asui: close enough

Ashido: cant believe it took us this long to have a groupchat with all our class

Kirishima: ikr!! im loving this so far!

Midoriya: same kirishima-kun!! :D

Urakaka: so precious,,,,, must protect

Kaminari: *protec

Urakaka: forgive me you’re correct

Midoriya: urakaka please i doubt kirishima-kun and i need any protection ^^;;;

Kirishima: yeah!!

Kirishima: but appreciate the manly thought though!

Kirishima: plus lets all agree to disagree if anyone needs protecting its midoriya

Ashido: ASDFGHGFDS

Urakaka: YOU RIGHT

Asui: me, a nodding kermit

Midoriya: ??????????

Kaminari: ASDFGHJHGFD MY BROOO

Sero: honestly???? facts

Ojiro: ^

Shouji: ^

Shouji: also u would think with 3 pairs of limbs typing a phone would be easier

Iida: Is it not?

Shouji: i can make 6 hands not 6 fingers

Shouji: now that would be weird

Midoriya: um??? i dont understand why you would think that kirishima-kun???

Midoriya: or everyone really??

Midoriya: i am fully capable of protecting myself so please don’t worry over me!

Urakaka: aHHHHH DEKUUU

Iida: Nonsense Midoriya! There’s nothing wrong with having friends who care about you enough to wanting to protect you!

Asui: well said iida-chan~

Kaminari: yeah!!

Kaminari: if you do the same for us we can too!

Jirou: ur not even capable of protecting urself of ur own quirk

Jirou: u tried to use ur quirk to charge ur phone faster and remember how that happened

Sero: OOF

Sero: a bad time

Kaminari: why must u out me like this

Jirou: literally everyone knows u were the one who caused the blackout in the building

Ojiro: I’m pretty sure he fainted too…

Kouda: (^▽^;)

Kaminari: </3

Midoriya: it’s ok kaminari-kun! it was an accident so don’t beat yourself over it!

Midoriya: plus i was always curious if you could charge your phone using your quirk...

Kaminari: MIDORIYAAA (TдT)

Kaminari: this is why i hang with u and kirishima

Sero: wait

Sero: dont say it

Kaminari: we’re the traffic light bros

Sero: omfg

Kirishima: BRO OMG

Kirishima: THATS SO MANLY WE TOTALLY ARE THE TRAFFIC LIGHT COLORS

Kaminari: IKR

Kaminari: I WOKE UP AT LIKE 3 AM THINKING: ‘WAIT,,, KIRISHIMA: RED, ME: YELLOW, MIDORIYA: GREEN,,,, WE’RE FUCKIGN TRAFFIC COLORS’

Sero: yeah and he woke me up to this revelation

Sero: it was wild bc then we started to try to pair off other groups that match other names

Sero: didnt really work since it was like,,,, 3 am

Kaminari: my peak performance

Todoroki: We’re getting off topic

Kaminari: oh shit u right my bad

Todoroki: Midoriya remember, heroes don’t just protect civilians but other heroes too

Todoroki: You have told me before, don’t exclude yourself when we want to do the same with you

Asui: nicely said todoroki-chan

Midoriya: gasdfghgfd

Midoriya: ahhh well

Midoriya: i guess when you put it that way…

Midoriya: it makes me really happy to have friends like you guys! ^^

Kirishima: MIDORIYA BRO UR SO MANLY IM CRYING

Midoriya: PLEASE DONT CRY

Kirishima: TOO LATE

Sero: im surprised it took us this long to have a class groupchat when we all have our own

Midoriya: well i guess just our courses take so much time that we ended up forgetting? ^^;

Urakaka: It has been stressful,,,

Urakaka: Im telling you deku use ur quirk to punt me to the sun

Kaminari: oh same?

Ashido: ME NEXT ME NEXT

Midoriya: ALKDHAKA

Midoriya: URAKAKA NO

Urakaka: URAKAKA YES

Iida: Urakaka I am begging you as one of your friends, to please chill

Kirishima: OOO ME TOO

Midoriya: KIRISHIMA-KUN NOT YOU TOO

Kirishima: IDK MAN IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

Ashido: this is already wild

Ashido: i love it

Ashido: hey has everyone spoken up yet I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME

Kaminari: ME TOO

Iida: No I’m afraid that we’re still missing Bakugou!

Midoriya: kacchan? maybe he’s busy?

Kaminari: busy my ass,,, i know he muted in our bakusquad gc

Sero: thats how it be sometimes

Kirishima: there’s only one way to find out if he truly is busy

Midoriya: oh no…

Kirishima: BC NO ONE CAN IGNORE A DIRECT NOTIFICATION

Midoriya: KIRISHIMA-KUN NO

Ashido: KIRISHIMA YES

Kaminari: KIRISHIMA YES

Sero: GOOD LUCK FAM

Sero: IF SOMEONE IN THE SQUAD HAS TO DO IT AND MAKE IT OUT ALIVE ITS U

Asui: if u ever need refuge i know a few places for u to go to

Urakaka: @ HIM @ HIM @ HIM

Todoroki: Rumor has it if you call him 3 times he comes and explodes in your face

Midoriya: ASDFHHGF TODOROKI-KUN!

Urakaka: ASDFGHGFD

Kaminari: UR SO RIGHT

Kirishima: HERE WE GO BROS

Midoriya: AAAAAA KIRISHIMA-KUN

Kirishima: @Bakugou

Kirishima: @Bakugou

Kirishima: @Bakugou

Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT @ING ME AND SHIT

Ashido: SDFGHGF IT ACTUALLY WORKED

Kirishima: holy shit it work YO BAKUBRO!

Kaminari: i m w hezing it WORKED

Bakugou: WTF IS THIS

Bakugou: WHY AM I IN ANOTHER FUCKING CHATROOM WITH U NERDS

Bakugou: ACTUALLY WHY AM I IN ANOTHER CHATROOM WITH MORE NERDS?!?!?

Midoriya: um kacchan this chatroom consists of all of 1-A so we all have some form of contact with each other! ^^;

Bakugou: FUCK

Bakugou: THAT

Bakugou: I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN NO CHATROOM WITH ALMOST 20 FUCKING PEOPLE IN IT

Kirishima: daw bakubro! it wont be that baddd

Bakugou: SHUT UP SHITTY HAIR YOU THINK I WANT TO WAKE UP TO 50 FUCKING MESSAGES AT THE DEADASS OF NIGHT

Bakugou: MY PHONE’S GONNA BLOW UP

Todoroki: You could mute

Bakugou: STFU NO ONE ASKED YOU HALFIE

Bakugou: WTF DO THINK I’VE BEEN DOING

Midoriya: kacchan please calm down ;;;;

Bakugou: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’LL LISTEN TO YOU DEKU

Jirou: 0 to 100 real quick

Yaoyorozu: It seems like it doesn’t it?

Yaoyorozu: But since we’re all here you are now allowed to change your names!

Iida: Please keep it PG!

Iida: Or at least try to…

Asui: no promises

Ashido: Y E E T

Ashido changed their name to pinkacid

Sero changed their name to scotchtape

Urakaka changed their name to ochocobo

Hagakure: THATS SO CUTE URAKAKA-CHAN

ochocobo: THANKS <333

Iida: I’m surprised you didn’t choose a name that matched your quirk

ochocobo: oh same

ochocobo: but i was like,,,, ochaco,,,, chocobo,,, perfect

Asui changed their name to frogger

Kirishima changed their name to onehardboi

Jirou changed their name to jackplugs

Kaminari changed their name to humancharger

jackplugs: of course u would do that

humancharger: :y

scotchtape: ngl i thought u were going to do something pokemon themed

humancharger: thats what i want u to think ;)

Tokoyami changed their name to QuoteTheRaven

Kouda changed their name to animalcrossing

Hagakure changed their name to blankspace

Shouji changed their name to tentacool

Ojiro changed their name to tailsman

Yaoyorozu changed their name to MomoDepot

jackplugs: ALSKHDKSLA

jackplugs: U ACTUALLY TOOK MY SUGGESTION

MomoDepot: Of course!

MomoDepot: It’s really clever and I really like it <3

pinkacid: OHO??

pinkacid: is that some GAY SHIT I SEE

jackplugs: hey

jackplugs: now u stop that

pinkacid: >:3c

ochocobo: ur taking a while on ur name huh deku

Midoriya: im just… having trouble deciding ^^;

Bakugou changed their name to kingexplosion

kingexplosion: ur fucking hero name is deku how are u having trouble deciding

Todoroki: At least he's actually thinking of one instead of what you first gave as your hero name

humancharger: BURN FROM BOTH SIDES

kingexplosion: DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO ICYHOT

kingexplosion: AT LEAST MY HERO NAME ISNT MY ACTUAL FUCKING NAME

Midoriya: guys please! ^^;

Midoriya: i mean kacchan tododoki-kun has yet to change his name here

scotchtape: ALJSHALLDLA TODODOKI

pinkacid: DOKIDOKI

kingexplosion: DEKU WTF

Midoriya: AAAA NO I MEANT TODOROKI

Todoroki changed their username to tododoki

humancharger: AKLSJAIOEL

Midoriya: TODOROKI-KUN NO

ochocobo: *tododoki

Midoriya: N O

tododoki: I like it

frogger: i think its very cute~

Midoriya: im going to diee hnfhghdhn

Midoriya: stupid autocorrect

onehardboi: rip midoriya

onehardboi: oh! hey midoriya since ur having trouble how about we throw some suggestions to u? :D

tentacool: i think that would be fun

pinkacid: should we match tododoki and him >:3c

tododoki: I mean

tododoki: I don’t mind

scotchtape: He Has Spoken

humancharger: dude

humancharger: izukyun

scotchtape: NICE

MomoDepot: It matches well!

froggy: very cute i like it

pinkacid: just like mido!

Midoriya: WHA??

Midoriya: EXCUSE BUT IM NOT CUTE?? ASDFGH

jackplugs: yes u are

tailsman: ^

tentacool: ^

QuoteTheRaven: ^^

QuoteTheRaven: one was for dark shadow

QuoteTheRaven: he was very adamant about placing his vote

humancharger: NICE

Midoriya: DFHHGFDSDFG

kingexplosion: WTF ARE U GUYS ON WHATS FUCKING CUTE ABOUT A GUY BREAKING HIS BONES EVERY SECOND

tailsman: see it’s not on how many bones he breaks

tailsman: its about the individual

onehardboi: but it makes him extra manly tho

jackplugs: only u kiri

onehardboi: :D

blankspace: plus midoriya has fluffy fluffy hair and the cutest smile!

pinkacid: PREACH

ochocobo: AMEN

frogger: also his freckles are a cute trait too

onehardboi: OH MAN HOW DID I FORGET THAT

onehardboi: its a crime to forget midoriya's freckles

blankspace: YES HIS FRECKLES <333

animalcrossing: (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

ochocobo: this is a deku love zone

Midoriya: guys please (#/﹏\#)

jackplugs: ok if not izukyun what then

tododoki: Allmightjr

pinkacid: ASDFGHJHGFD

humancharger: YO

humancharger: U HAD THAT READY ON THE SPOT

tododoki: Maybe

Midoriya: TODOROKI-KUN ALL MIGHT IS NOT MY DAD

tododoki: You say that but I think otherwise

Iida: Please we have been over this Todoroki-san

scotchtape: now that u mention it,,,,, u do have a lot of similarities to all might

scotchtape: is this ur fucking theory: that allmight is midoriya’s dad have we've been missing out in this

tododoki: Yes

froggy: another member to support the theory~

Midoriya: hgngnghghngjnfnu

kingexplosion: wtf are u dumbasses on about all might isn’t fucking deku’s dad

tododoki: Do you have proof

humancharger: todoroki: prove me wrong, give me the tea, snatch my wig

scotchtape: ASDFGHGF NO STOP

scotchtape: IM IMAGINING HIM SAYING IT AND ITS BAD BUT GOOD

humancharger: hey todoroki how much money do i have to pay u to say that

tododoki: Not enough

humancharger: D:

kingexplosion: DO I HAVE FUCKING PROOF OF COURSE I DO I KNOWN THIS NERD SINCE WE WERE KIDS

kingexplosion: WHILE HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HIS MOM HE GOT THOSE FRECKLES AND NEST HAIR FROM SOMEWHERE AND IT SURE AS HELL AINT FUCKING ALL MIGHT

kingexplosion: they have like,,,, one family picture together ive seen the fucker in

pinkacid: bakugou got the RECEIPTS

Midoriya: wow kacchan im surprised that u still remember that picture

kingexplosion: and what about it huh?!

Midoriya: it just makes me a little happy i guess?

kingexplosion: DIE

jackplugs: anyone else feel that theres no heat in this convo anymore

onehardboi: bakugou’s soft for midoriya man

onehardboi: but then again who can blame him

ochocobo: rt

froggy: rt

kingexplosion: U STFU

humancharger: sooo where’s midoriya’s dad now?

kingexplosion: his dad’s overseas dumbshits

Midoriya: ^

Midoriya: i just dont see him often since he works overseas or at all really…

Midoriya: It’s been a while ^^;

kingexplosion: u mean fucking years? bc god knows i havent seen that man irl

ochocobo: oh no! we didnt bring up any bad memories did we? D:

tododoki: Im sorry if I made you uncomfortable Midoriya

animalcrossing: (ó﹏ò。)

humancharger: OOF

Midoriya: oh no no!

Midoriya: its just that once he got his job he couldn’t keep connected with me and my mom as much as he wanted to so my mom and him made the decision to get a divorce ^^;

Midoriya: we’re still on good terms though! we talk on the phone and he sends me and my mom gifts occasionally

kingexplosion: fucking over reactors

pinkacid: its ok mido! we all know all might will adopt u!

tododoki: Bold of you to assume that hasn’t already happened

Midoriya: SDHHGFDS

pinkacid: ADFGFD U RIGHT

froggy: i kinda imagined that aizawa-sensei adopted midoriya-chan

ochocobo: he does call him problem child,,,

humancharger: YO POLL

humancharger: WHO IS MIDORIYA'S NEW DAD

humancharger: ALL MIGHT OR MR. AIZAWA

pinkacid: AY YO TEAM DADZAWA WHERE YALL AT

humancharger: YEET

MomoDepot: Me!

jackplugs: ^

blankspace: i mean considering how aizawa already calls midoriya problem child!

pinkacid: EX A CTLY

ochocobo: this is slander

ochocobo: WHERE MY TEAM DADMIGHTS AT

tododoki: I am the rightful founder of the dadmight theory

tododoki: Try to take me from my spot

pinkacid: adfhgfdsd

ochocobo: i call being president!

frogger: i call being co-president then

scotchtape: mcfucking add me in

humancharger: i cant believe we’re on opposing sides bro,,,,

scotchtape: sorry bro

scotchtape: i have become a Firm Believer™

onehardboi: HELL YEAH ME TOO

pinkacid: KIRI

humancharger: THE SQUAD IS SPLIT UP

onehardboi: IM SORRY

onehardboi: NOT REALLY

Midoriya: NO N O

Midoriya: IM NOT GETTING ADOPTED

Midoriya: NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO BE MY NEW DAD

tailsman: honestly like i dont even think either of them being midoriya’s new dad should be the main focus

Midoriya: thank you ojiro-kun!

tailsman: the main focus is being who’s going to adopt midoriya the fastest first

Midoriya: NEVERMIND

onehardboi: ASDFGHJHGF OH MAN UR RIGHT

humancharger: ITS THE RACE OF THE DADS

tentacool: so, who’s the first one to openly accepts midoriya as their son

tentacool: bc im now on team dadzawa

pinkacid: GOT ANOTHER ONE

QuoteTheRaven: this is utter chaos

ochocobo: CLEARLY ITS DADMIGHT

Iida: As much as I don’t want to be involved in this, I do have to agree with the other team that All Might seems to be in the lead

pinkacid: damb even iida’s in on this

Iida: I’m just stating the facts!

Midoriya: guys please! they’re not going to adopt me!!

froggy: bold of u to assume one of them havent been already

froggy: or both

ochocobo: ^

tododoki: ^

onehardboi: ^

pinkacid: ^

scotchtape: ^

MomoDepot: ^

jackplugs: ^

humancharger: ^

QuoteTheRaven: ^^^^

QuoteTheRaven: dark shadow is very adamant

tentacool: ur doing great dark shadow

QuoteTheRaven: no dont encourage him

Iida: Frankly I agree with the majority

Midoriya: iida-kun not u toooo ;;;;;;

Iida: I’m sorry!

Iida: But to get back to the topic at hand, in a way…

Iida: What will your name be Midoriya?

Midoriya: oh yeah! :D

Midoriya: while all that was…. happening i managed to think of one!

ochocobo: W AI T

ochocobo: WAIT DEKU DONT CHANGE URS YET

Midoriya: ????? why???????

ochocobo: @Iida @MomoDepot can you guys since ur moderators are able to change someone else’s names?

Iida: Yes we have the power to but we won’t use it since everyone is allowed to change dictate how they want to display their names!

MomoDepot: Unless we have a good reason to

Iida: Yaoyorozu-san!

MomoDepot: :3c

ochocobo: eYES

Iida: As the class president and the head moderator of this chat I will not simply accept everyone's request to change someone else's name!

Iida: But feel free to convince me

humancharger: iida: change my mind

ochocobo: IIDA IM DMING U MY REQUEST AND MY REASONS

blankspace: im excited to see what urakaka-chan comes up with!

Midoriya: NOT ME

ochocobo: dont worrryyyyy

frogger: can u tell me what u want to name midoriya-chan

ochocobo: i got u <3

onehardboi: does it match him?

ochocobo: of course!

kingexplosion: fucking deku

kingexplosion: JUST CHANGE UR NAME ALREADY WHY U HESITATING

Midoriya: I MEAN

Midoriya: im also just as curious to see what urakaka’s coming up for me?

kingexplosion: EUGH

Iida changed Midoriya ’s name to dekubun

dekubun: ASHGFDSSDF????????

pinkacid: DEKUBUN

tododoki: It suits him

animalcrossing: /(・ × ・)\

jackplugs: omg

QuoteTheRaven: C UT E LAKFJS

onehardboi: woah was that dark shadow or u tokoyami?

QuoteTheRaven: hi how do i get rid of my quirk

tentacool: well that answers that

onehardboi: hey dark shadow ur answer? Valid

QuoteTheRaven: please dont encourage his behavior

blankspace: AAAA DEKUBUN THATS SO CUTE!!

ochocobo: RT

Iida: I’m not kidding when this is all Urakaka has written to me:

Iida: ‘one: it’s cute two: his costume is a bunny three: u know im right’

humancharger: asdfgjhgfds

ochocobo: thank u for coming to my ted talk

frogger: she makes a compelling argument

Iida: Exactly

dekubun: my costume’s not a bunny!

ochocobo: CHANGE MY MIND ALONG WITH THE REST OF 1-A

tailsman: i mean

tailsman: to be fair i thought it was bunny-themed as well

onehardboi: there’s nothing wrong if it looks like something else!

onehardboi: its still good to see in the public eye!

tentacool: you should keep it

tentacool: the name

pinkacid: rt

frogger: it is basically just ur hero name plus bun

dekubun: you guyssss

ochocobo: pleaseeee deku

dekubun: … ok

humancharger: BIG YEET

kingexplosion: STOP FUCKING YEETING EVERYTIME

dekubun: are u going to change ur name too Iida-kun?

Iida: Don’t worry! Courtesy of what Urakaka just gave to me right now

ochocobo: ;3c

Iida changed their name to Motorlegs

Motorlegs: Because apparently enginelegs didn’t have a good ring to it

humancharger: NICE NICE

ochocobo: my work here is done~

jackplugs: lord help the others if they dont know who tf is who

MomoDepot: Well I think we’re pretty obvious enough

Satou: woah!

Satou: u guys don’t mess around huh?

humancharger: SATOUUUU

scotchtape: man u missed so much

Satou: haha i figured i did!

Satou: i have some news to give but first of all

Satou changed their name to getbaked

pinkacid: first of all,,,,, I LOVE UR NAME

dekubun: it kinda reminds me of what kacchan says often

kingexplosion: wTF DOES THAT MEAN

onehardboi: IT MEANS WHAT IT MEAN BRO

kingexplosion: GET BENT SHITTY HAIR

tododoki: Oh so that’s what he means

getbaked: haha thank u!

getbaked: but please everyone come down i made some macarons with aoyama

Aoyama changed their name to simplydazzling

simplydazzling: yes yes! please come down

simplydazzling: satou tried so hard to perfect these cookies and as much as i would love to hoard them all to myself i think sharing the cookie from my country would be a splendid experience!~~~

ochocobo: too bright,,,

dekubun: i agree-

getbaked: haha yeah im surprised that it turned out ok the first time!

onehardboi: oh man thanks satou ur the man! :D

animalcrossing: o((*^▽^*))o

humancharger: BRO U HAD ME THE FIRST MESSAGE TO GET DOWN

scotchtape: HERE WE GO BOIS

Motorlegs: Please don’t run in the halls!

dekubun: i think your message came too late…

jackplugs: OI DONT DEVOUR THEM ALL BEFORE WE ALL HAVE A TASTE

humancharger: YE E T

kingexplosion: GFDI UR SO ANNOYING

kingexplosion: STOP YEETING

tentacool: pls whoever has not gotten a cookie come down asap

tentacool: i may have the strength to hold back kaminari and sero i dont have the strength or arms for anymore people

tentacool: i need at least 2 arms to use my phone

tododoki: I can freeze them in place when I get down

tentacool: it would be appreciated

humancharger: wa IT NO

humancharger: TODOROKI WE’RE BROS DONT DO IT

tododoki: Perish.

scotchtape: god thats more terrifying with the period at the end

scotchtape: CAN U AT LEAST JUST GET THE FEET IDK MAN NOT FEELING LIKE HAVING MY TORSO AND UP FROZEN OVER

tododoki: Maybe

tododoki: I’ll consider it

Motorlegs: Please don’t use your quirk inside the dorms!

ochocobo: let it happen iida

scotchtape: ASDGHGFD HE ACTUALLY DID IT IM SHOOK

jackplugs: its karma

dekubun: is… is kaminari-kun ok?

dekubun: i heard a scream

humancharger: YKNOW

humancharger: JUST SOME REALLY COLD FEET

tododoki: He’ll be fine

onehardboi: bakubro u not comin down?

kingexplosion: i dont want ur damn cookies and being around u nerds

humancharger: ur loss

dekubun: are you sure kacchan?

kingexplosion: DID I STUTTER?

ochocobo: dont be rude bakugou!

kingexplosion: AND WHAT ABOUT IT ROUND FACE?!

ochocobo: ME AND U ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOTS OF DENNYS AT 5 AM

kingexplosion: LETS FUCKING GO

Motorlegs: PLEASE YOU BOTH WILL DO NO SUCH THING

onehardboi: leave him midoriya let him miss out on satou’s manly cookies!

getbaked: i dont know how to feel about u calling my cookies manly

onehardboi: dont think to hard about it dude they’re good as fcuk

dekubun: i guess so...

dekubun: tokoyami-kun are u not coming down?

QuoteTheRaven: no because dark shadow’s a huge glutton when it comes to satou’s baked goods

onehardboi: #spoildarkshadow

QuoteTheRaven: No™

dekubun: thats ok!! i’ll save some for both you and dark shadow and hand it to you guys if thats ok!

QuoteTheRaven: YA S

humancharger: DS: yASSS QUEEN YASSS

scotchtape: ASDFGHGFD

QuoteTheRaven: no really how do i get rid of my own sentient quirk

tentacool: accept him for who he is

QuoteTheRaven: he’s a sin who needs to be send back into the void of darkness

QuoteTheRaven: also midoriya that would be much appreciated

dekubun: :D

onehardboi: tfw midoriya smiles in both emoji and irl and its so sweet

onehardboi: ohh and i embarrassed him

QuoteTheRaven: wqanbttt ti see

QuoteTheRaven: ;(

tentacool: you’ve given up havent you

QuoteTheRaven: sometimes the darkness is stronger than the light

scotchtape: ok deep

humancharger: rip dark shadow’s big thumb claw things

humancharger: actually his anatomy confuses me

jackplugs: dont think too hard about it or ur mind will short circuit again

pinkacid: YO DS U WANT PICS I GOT U PICS

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blankspace: that was his reaction after seeing what mina-chan posted!

QuoteTheRaven: dark shadow is very pleased thank you

dekubun: OK IM COMING TO YOUR ROOM TOKOYAMI-KUN

Motorlegs: Everyone it is getting late! Please get some rest for tomorrow we do have class in the morning!

ochocobo: good night everyone!

blankspace: good night!

blankspace: oh! and if we have time we should totally plan a movie night or something!

blankspace: like a little group hang out!

tailsman: i wouldnt mind that tbh

dekubun: me too! :D

onehardboi: oh man leave the movies up to us!

onehardboi: kaminari has a huge collection of movies we can watch!

jackplugs: why do i feel like u have the stupid shit

humancharger: hey now

humancharger: the stupider they are the funnier it gets

MomoDepot: We can discuss this later, right now it’s pretty late so I hope everyone gets a goods nights rest! <3

froggy: goodnight everyone~

dekubun: goodnight everyone!

humancharger: dabs

kingexplosion: …

humancharger: hey now

humancharger: i didnt yeet

jackplugs: how are u not dead yet

kingexplosion: ur on thin fucking ice sparky


dekubun >> kingexplosion

dekubun: hey kacchan?

dekubun: open your door?

kingexplosion: wtf do u want shitty nerd

kingexplosion: fucking dming me and shit

dekubun: i saved you some of those cookies satou made c:

kingexplosion: i told u i dont want any of those fucking cookies

dekubun: oh come on kacchannn

dekubun: they’re really good and i feel bad if you didnt have any!

kingexplosion: JFC ARE U EVER GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE

dekubun: no

dekubun: not until you take these cookies out of my hands

kingexplosion: FFS

kingexplosion: u stubborn piece of shit

dekubun: please?

kingexplosion: fucking

kingexplosion: MAKING ME GET OUT OF BED FOR SOME FUCKING COOKIES THEY BETTER BE SOME DAMN GOOD COOKIES DEKU

dekubun: you know you didnt have to slam the door on my face :/

kingexplosion: STFU ITS WHAT U DESERVE

kingexplosion: cant fucking believe u made me get up for these shitty ass cookies

dekubun: they’re not bad! satou-kun worked hard on those macarons apparently they’re hard to make!

kingexplosion: like i give a shit

kingexplosion: get me the ones ur mom makes

dekubun: huh?

dekubun: mom’s cookies?

dekubun: you want me to make them??

kingexplosion: U CAN FUCKING READ CANT U

dekubun: well

dekubun: ok! i’ll text mom and have her send me her recipe and try it out!

kingexplosion: whatever

kingexplosion: just send me a couple of them

kingexplosion: THE GOOD ONES AND NOT ANY SHITTY ONES

dekubun: hey ive baked before!

kingexplosion: that kitchen fire with the all might cookies said otherwise

dekubun: asdfghjhgfd

dekubun: THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND WHEN WE WERE 4 AND YOU DECIDED THAT THE COOKIES WERE TAKING TOO LONG TO BAKE SO YOU CRANKED UP THE TEMPERATURE

kingexplosion: WELL THEY WERE TAKING TOO DAMN LONG TO BAKE

dekubun: KACCHAN U DONT BAKE COOKIES AT 2044 DEGREES FOR ONE MINUTE

kingexplosion: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

dekubun: i cant believe u remember THAT event

kingexplosion: of course i remember that shitty deku I WAS THERE

dekubun: I KNOW

dekubun: um if it wouldnt be too much kacchan

dekubun: do you want to help me make them?

kingexplosion: and why would i do that?!

dekubun: i dont know!!

dekubun: i guess just for reassurance? so i dont mess up?

dekubun: you love mom’s cookies more than i did so you’re the expert here

kingexplosion: damn fucking right i am

kingexplosion: fine

kingexplosion: i’ll be there to make sure u dont fuck this up and set fire to our dorm kitchen

dekubun: i’ll be more careful this time!

kingexplosion: damn right u’ll be bc i’ll be there to watch over ur deku ass!

dekubun: right right

dekubun: goodnight kacchan c:

kingexplosion: fucking WHATEVER