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Yet Another Class 1-A Group Chat Fic

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detective pikachu has added manly man, flex tape, pinky, and KING EXPLOSION MURDER to a group chat.

detective pikachu has renamed the group chat “kamisquad”.

detective pikachu: hey hoes

flex tape: hi bitch

manly man: heyyy kaminari

pinky: sjksdk hey

pinky: i thought we were the bakusquad

detective pikachu: not anymore

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: what the fuck did you just say

detective pikachu: kirishima tell ur bf that we can be the kamisquad

detective pikachu: pls

manly man: but i like bakusquad :(

flex tape: lmaoo bakugou looks p pissed rn kaminari

pinky: it was nice knowing u kaminari :’)

detective pikachu: what the fucc

KING EXPLSOION MURDER: will you stfu im trying to not get detention again

pinky: wow, bakugou wants to pay attention in class?? wild

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: fuck you

flex tape: aizawa-sensei keeps looking at us maybe we should stop

detective pikachu: no u

manly man: omg we should add other people

detective pikachu: i thought this would just be the kamisquad tho :(

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: the what squad

detective pikachu: goD FINE

detective pikachu: the kirisquad

detective pikachu: owo

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: better

manly man: dsjkdks omg

pinky: c u t e

flex tape: u used the Cursed Face kaminari,,, disgusting

detective pikachu: òwó

pinky: uwu

flex tape: oof

manly man: hey im gonna add the dekusquad

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: the FUCK you will

manly man: aw cmon bakugou :’(

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: no

manly man: :’(((

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ugh

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: fucking fine I guess

manly man: :D

pinky: wow ive never seen bakugou change his mind so fast

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: acid girl i WILL blow you up

pinky: aw what a true friend u are :’)

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: i hate all of you

flex tape: everyone but kirishima-

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: blocked

detective pikachu: blocced

flex tape: u Disgust me

manly man has added small might, freezer burn, uravity, and IIDA to “kamisquad”.

small might: omg hey guys

uravity: hey!!

flex tape: MIDORYA UR NAME SASZDFCGVHJNM

detective pikachu: DSHJSKJDAS

small might: isn’t it great? even All-Might liked it!

pinky: imi ntears ple a se

small might: :(

freezer burn: I thought it was clever

detective pikachu: we get it ur in love with midoriya smh

freezer burn: I

freezer burn: what

uravity: aw dont tease them lmao!!

manly man: too late skskjsj

IIDA: Hey!

IIDA: Texting in class is not allowed!

IIDA: Please get off of your phones and pay attention to Aizawa-sensei!

pinky: no u

detective pikachu: h ey

manly man: iida idk how to tell u this but ur also texting during class

IIDA: Oh, you are correct! My apologies!

detective pikachu: dsjdskjdk rip

uravity: hey we should make this a class gc!

detective pikachu: like,, for class-related stuff? bc if so ew no

uravity: I just mean a gc with all of us in it lmao

uravity: we shouldve made one awhile ago tbh

manly man: omg good idea

uravity: :D

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: god damn it

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: im muting this chat good fucking bye

manly man: :’(

flex tape: damn poor kirishima

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: fuck off tape dispenser

uravity has added froppy, air pods, creati, and hide-and-seek to “kamisquad”.

froppy: hi ochaco

uravity: hiii tsu :)

hide-and-seek: ooh a group chat!! hello!!

flex tape: is ur name a reference to the fact that uve won every single game of hide-and-seek weve ever had

hide-and-seek: yes

hide-and-seek: and i’ll never let it go :)

air pods: I mean ur literally invisible ofc ur gonna win

hide-and-seek: exactly!!

air pods: rad

flex tape: im

creati: hello,,,

creati: but,,

creati: texting during class? aren’t we sure to get caught?;;

small might: haha iida already got on our case about that,, we’ll be fine tho!

freezer burn: great, you’ve jinxed us now, midoriya,

small might: sdkjsdkj im sorry-

detective pikachu: todoroki?? with a sense of humor?? whomst

freezer burn: I’ve always been funny what are you talking about

small might: oh my god ur so c

pinky: aizawa-sensei sniped him before he could finish

uravity: DEKU-

small might: HAHHA NVM

froppy: are u okay midoriya

small might: yes :)

freezer burn: what

IIDA: Please get off your phones! Aizawa-sensei looks displeased!

detective pikachu: fuck fine bye gays

manly man: thank u

flex tape: h a

froppy: ribbit,,

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IIDA: Now that class is over, texting here is appropriate!

manly man: thanks man lmao

uravity: oh oh should we add everyone else now?

air pods: u wanna add the whole class?? 20 ppl in one chat?? itll never be quiet

detective pikachu: u like noise tho dont u

air pods: shut up u know what I mean

detective pikachu: serooo she told me to shut up :’(

flex tape: oh well

detective pikachu: i

uravity: aNyWaY

uravity has added Edgelord, octopus, tailman, SugarRush, Koda, SPARKLES, and exhausted to “kamisquad”.

uravity: here we go!

pinky: yay!

froppy: tokoyami,,,

Edgelord: yes?

detective pikachu: TOKOYAMI UR NAMEEE AHAHAHA

small might: I like his name,,,

freezer burn: yes. it’s very edgy. like him

Edgelord: good. that was my intention.

flex tape: oh my god??

detective pikachu: ,,,, anyway heyy shinsou ;)

exhausted: …hello

manly man: kaminari, bro,, that’s gay

detective pikachu: oh shit bro ur right i forgot to say no homo

SPARKLES: nothing wrong with that, darlings!!! ;)

pinky: theyre just being dumb gays skjdsj dw

detective pikachu: um EXCUSE U I am a dumb BI

pinky: wbk

detective pikachu: D:

IIDA: Does this group chat have a specific function? Or do you all plan on using it just for fun?

detective pikachu: who uses gcs for real reasons nowadays smh thats laaame

octopus: I think it’s just for fun, Iida

IIDA: Alright, just wondering!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: you even yell over text jfc

IIDA: I find it easier to get things across that way!

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ugh

manly man: omg bakugou u came back

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ,, hey kiri

manly man: :’)

flex tape: bakugou ur name is literally in all caps what are u saying

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: shit up nobody asked you

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK

small might: shit up,,,

uravity: sdskjdks

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I’LL KILL YOU

freezer burn: don’t,,, do that

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I’LL KILL YOU TOO

manly man: babe pls,,,

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: UGH

IIDA: Death threats are not very nice, Bakugou! Please refrain from making them again!

pinky: iida thats gonna piss him off more ksjdskd

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: WHATEVER

exhausted: im trying to sleep can u all be quiet

air pods: no

exhausted: wow

tailman: class ended like 5 minutes ago why are u already sleeping??

exhausted: read my name

exhausted: then read your question again

tailman: geez okay

hide-and-seek: wow rip ojirou

tailman: :(

freezer burn: this is so sad

small might: alexa

small might: play

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: if you say fucking despacito i WILL kill you

small might: the into the spider-verse soundtrack

manly man: oh

small might: :)

exhausted: shut the hell up p l e a s e

Edgelord: you could always mute the chat

exhausted: that takes too much work

tailman: id offer to help but u were mean so

detective pikachu: SKFJDSKF

small might: ojirou u snapped-

exhausted: oh my g o d

uravity: this is intense

flex tape: i mean

flex tape: i guess??

exhausted: fine im sorry jfc can you come mute the chat for me

tailman: sure thing! :)

exhausted: ,,,,

pinky: is it just me or are shinsou and ojirou, like….. kirishima and bakugou 2.0??

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: say that again I dare you

pinky: whaaat? it’s true sdsdjls

small might: anyway

small might: shinsou ur so

exhausted: what

small might: d r a m a t i c

exhausted: and what about it

small might: omg

tailman: his chats muted now lmao

hide-and-seek: I cant believe u actually went to him just to mute his chat lmao

tailman: im a nice guy what can I say

pinky: kiribaku who-

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I swear to GOD

freezer burn: what

freezer burn: is a “kiribaku”

small might: djsldjls todoroki omg

freezer burn: I don’t understand??

SugarRush: why do u guys text so much??? I have like a thousand notifs

SPARKLES: we’re just being FABULOUS is all ;)

Edgelord: must you use that emoticon every time

SPARKLES: yes ;)

flex tape: f e a r

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detective pikachu: GUYS i just bought the greatest fuckin thing dfcgvhbjn

freezer burn: what is it

manly man: goddammit kaminari not this again

detective pikachu: kirishimaa PLS

froppy: what did u get kaminari?

detective pikachu: i

detective pikachu: got

detective pikachu: aaaaa

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: just fucking spit it out already dumbass

detective pikachu: well now i dont want to :(

flex tape: k a m i n a r i

air pods: he got a fuckin furby

flex tape: NICE

detective pikachu: NOOO

detective pikachu: MY BIG REVEAL

detective pikachu: i hate this fucking family

air pods: :)

uravity: dsjkdsjk kaminari omg

small might: why did u get a furby

small might: of all things

detective pikachu: it was on sale

uravity: wow mood

creati: you know I could’ve just made one for you, right?

detective pikachu: ,,, wait really

creati: I mean I think so, yeah

detective pikachu: ,,,, oh well

exhausted: shut the heLL up

tailman: I muted the chat why are u complaining??

exhausted: I could sense them texting so I checked and sure enough

tailman: then,, u have no one the blame but urself

exhausted: I didnt Ask

SPARKLES: is this a…… lovers quarrel im seeing?? ;)

pinky: oooh ;)

SPARKLES: ;) ;) ;)

tailman: im

exhausted: good fucking night

manly man: its 4 in the afternoon??

exhausted: nighttime

manly man: oookay then

small might: he sleeps at weird hours dont mind him

exhausted: :) g o o d :) n i g h t :)

tailman: uh "good night" ig

uravity: oof gn shinsou

froppy: bye shinsou

detective pikachu: gn!!

exhausted: ,,thanks

detective pikachu: the furby also says gn

exhausted: nvm

air pods: ew

manly man: oh right,,, the furby :/

flex tape: u should name it

detective pikachu: omg yes

detective pikachu: but what tho

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: do you people ever shut the fuck up

air pods: no

uravity: no

hide-and-seek: no

detective pikachu: no

detective pikachu: n e way im naming it pikachu

froppy: but u name everything pikachu

creati: yeah, you should think of something more creative!

freezer burn: lol

creati: ??

creati: oh! lmao

exhausted: how about

exhausted: you decide on a name irl and not over the chat

exhausted: so I dont have to keep getting notifs

exhausted: :)

hide-and-seek: maybe just,, dont enter the chat??

tailman: I dont think he wants to use logic rn

exhausted: shut up

tailman: rude :(

small might: shinsou omg,,,

detective pikachu: omg maybe ill name my furby shinsou

detective pikachu: its purple and says mean things!

pinky: SJDKSJKS damn u have a point-

freezer burn: why is the furby saying mean things,,

Edgelord: name it something cool. like Bringer of Death.

octopus: name it Cthulhu

Edgelord: y e s

flex tape: no u should name it after ur best bro

flex tape: ;)))

detective pikachu: kirishima?

flex tape: BRO

detective pikachu: WAIT

manly man: bro :’)

detective pikachu: bro,,,

air pods: kaminari u dumbass sdjksjd

detective pikachu: i have multiple best bros ok give me a break :(((

small might: a break u say

freezer burn: midoriya,,

IIDA: MIDORIYA

uravity: deku oh my gOD

froppy: u cant mention “breaks” around midoriya

tailman: ,,,right

detective pikachu: whoops

detective pikachu: anyway back to my furby,

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: nobody cares oh my fucking god

detective pikachu: ur so mean :(((

detective pikachu has renamed the group chat “bakugou stop bullying me”.

flex tape: im

flex tape: kaminari has anyone ever told u how Extra u are

detective pikachu: probably :)

pinky: if anything the gc name is gonna encourage bakugou to bully u more

detective pikachu: ill make kirishima stop him

small might: nobody can stop kacchan from being mean. nobody.

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I Will fucking kill you

freezer burn: that’s not very plus ultra of you

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: I

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: what the fuck

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detective pikachu: sup girls and gays

pinky: all of the girls Are Gay tho

detective pikachu: fuck ur right

detective pikachu: so anyway sup gays and gays,

uravity: nice nice

air pods: im a bicon tho

detective pikachu: omg same!!

air pods: no ur just a b

air pods: nothing iconic abt u

detective pikachu: the audacity,,,,,,

Edgelord: would it be appropriate to say that jirou has burned kaminari

octopus: yes

octopus: that’s very appropriate

Edgelord: then burn, kaminari. burn.

detective pikachu: thats

detective pikachu: thats so threatening???????? im

uravity: SDFGSDSHJK

uravity: TOKOYAMI PLS DONT SAY IT LIKE

Edgelord: like

uravity: LIKE THAT

tailman: and here we see tokoyami channeling his inner todoroki,

froppy: I was thinking the same thing sjdkjsd

froppy: that was a very todoroki response

air pods: conspiracy

air pods: theiry

air pods: FUCK

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: HA FUCK YOU GUYS IM NOT THE ONLY ILLITERATE FUCK HERE

air pods: shut the FUCK UP BAKUGOU

air pods: ANYWAY

air pods: conspiracy that tokoyami and todoroki are the Same Person

detective pikachu: owo whats this

air pods: die.

detective pikachu: JIROU ASKAJSKJ

pinky: omg jirou u might be on to something

freezer burn: i

freezer burn: what

freezer burn: tokoyami and I are two different people, I can assure you of that

uravity: that’s what u Want Us To Think

freezer burn: well,,, yes??

small might: wow todoroki I cant believe youve kept this from me

small might: :(

freezer burn: wait no

detective pikachu: tragic

IIDA: I do not believe Todoroki and Tokoyami are the same person, Midoriya! You’ve no reason to fret!

Edgelord: of course we’re not the same person

Edgelord: im cooler

freezer burn: oh

freezer burn: valid

small might: djksdks Im

exhausted: since when did todoroki know stan language

freezer burn: what the hell is stan language

uravity: psssttt he picked it up from deku-

small might: stop exposing me

uravity: no :)

froppy: rip midoriya

small might: wow rude

small might: i didnt ask for This

uravity: And What About It

small might: wow,,, wig

exhausted: im going to cry myself to sleep what are you people saying

detective pikachu: im with grumpy-pants on this one :///

exhausted: excuse me

detective pikachu: english pls :/

KING EXPOLSION MURDER: we speak fuckin japanses

detective pikachu: and ur point is

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: you fuckin extra

detective pikachu: :(

manly man: that was unnecessary but I love u anyway :)

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: ,,,,,,,,

small might: kacchan? speechless? More Likely Than You Think

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT THE FUCK UP

octopus: Whats With The Random Capitalization

uravity: its bc we’re Gay

octopus: ah yes of Course

SPARKLES: somebody said

SPARKLES: gay?

SPARKLES: ;)

IIDA: There is more to you than just your sexuality, Aoyama! Please don’t feel the need to only show up because of that! You are valid! :)

SPARKLES: I

SPARKLES: mon dieu

uravity: Iida? using an emoticon????

froppy: we’re in the timeline god abandoned

exhausted: what the Fuck is wrong with you people

tailman: you know what shinsou?

tailman: mood

exhausted: shut the fuck up

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uravity: hey someone play virtual uno with me!!

uravity: im Bored

air pods: uno hell YEAH im so good at that game

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: yeah well I’m the BEST at that game fuck you

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: nobody can ever beat me

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: nobody.

small might: I bet todoroki could

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: who the fuck asked you

small might: c:

manly man: who knew just an emoticon could make bakugo This Mad sjskskjsj

freezer burn: I’ve never played uno though… how could I beat Bakugo?

air pods: WHAYT

small might: todoroki i cant believe u would betray me like this,,,

freezer burn: ,,,,,

freezer burn: whoops

small might: we-

uravity: okay I set up a group lets GOOOO

detective pikachu: wait why are we doing it virtually

uravity: No Real Cards

detective pikachu: does

detective pikachu: does not a single person own an uno pack???

tailman: no

manly man: no :/

flex tape: nooope

hide-and-seek: not me!

detective pikachu: disgusting

detective pikachu: I cant believe I call u guys my friends,,,

exhausted: your only friend is your ugly furby

air pods: SDFGHSDFVGBHNJK

detective pikachu: U SUK JIROU

air pods: >:3

detective pikachu: Im??????????

flex tape: is jirou ok omg

pinky: uh

pinky: OH

pinky: jirous in a flirty moooood~~~~~~~~ with a certain somoneee~~~~~~~

SPARKLES: oh? is she now? ;)

air pods: what

air pods: no im not

pinky: ;)

air pods: im playing uno with uraraka bye weirdos

pinky: sdfdfghjkl

flex tape: anyway,

uravity: ok so im playing with jirou, bakugo, and apparently todoroki even tho hes never played

uravity: fun!

IIDA: Midoriya will be helping Todoroki as far as I know!

flex tape: is that considered cheating lmao

small might: no

flex tape: I bet it is

small might: n o

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: if one more notification comes through while im trying to play I SWEAR TO GOD

small might: h

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK YOU DEKU

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUUUUUCK

uravity: HAHAHA DRAW FOUR BITCH

freezer burn: this game has too many rules and none of you are playing by them

air pods: thats the Point

pinky: jirous back!

air pods: oh No

pinky: hey have u seen momo today

air pods: I mean yeah?

pinky: ;)

air pods: wait

SPARKLES: ;)

air pods: god

air pods: BAKUGO U ARE GODS MISTAKE FUCK U

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: AHAHAHA EAT THAT BITCH

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: DRAW EIGHT

air pods: TODOROKI I TRUSTED U

freezer burn: lmao

small might: SKJSDKSDJKSKLS

uravity: ive decided that uno is actually the worst

air pods: we never speak of this again

uravity: agreed

manly man: uhhh is bakugo ok-

small might: nope slksksjsj

manly man: w

manly man: why

manly man: ????????????/

freezer burn: :)

tailman: wait

flex tape: DID TODOROKI WIN HOLY SHIT

freezer burn: technically midoriya did

small might: no no u can take all the credit

freezer burn: oh

freezer burn: thanks midoriya

small might: :)

uravity: deku

small might: no

uravity: ;)

small might: NO

freezer burn: what

detective pikachu: wait a fuckin minute,,,,

small might: pls no kaminari not u too

detective pikachu: TODOROKI beat JIROU??????? what is this

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED HE BEAT HER IT’S A SURPRISE HE BEAT ME MORE

detective pikachu: omg I cant believe u admitted u lost

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: wait

air pods: :)

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creati: does anyone have any advice on how to ask someone out?

detective pikachu: ooOOOOHHHHH

detective pikachu: YAOYOROZU WANTS TO GO ON

detective pikachu: A DAAAAAATE

creati: ,,, yes

flex tape: ohhh whos the lucky guy momo? ;)

creati: not a guy haha

pinky: WAIT

pinky: WAITWAITWAIT

creati: HUSH MINA

manly man: OH MY GOD

air pods: o shit momo

air pods: u have a gf??

air pods: stan list

pinky: jirou,,, u dumb bitch

air pods: EXCUSE ME

creati: she’s not a dumb bitch mina omg

creati: and

creati: I *might* have a gf soon :)

air pods: whomst

creati: um

pinky: IM GONNA TEXT BOTH OF YALL HANG ON

air pods: w

air pods: why

manly man: TEXT THE GC MINA

pinky: OKAY

pinky: WAIT WHICH ONE

manly man: THE

manly man: no the name is embarrassing SKJKSJKSJKSKJ

pinky: OH THAT ONE

froppy: im in that one right

pinky: yes yes it’s the one with all us girls plus kiri

froppy: YES

uravity: YESSS

hide-and-seek: FINALLY

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: the What

uravity: omg bakugo used a Random Capitalization

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: shut the Fuck up

uravity: AGAIN SKSKSKSKSK

manly man: hang on katsuki ill text u

Edgelord: keeping secrets from the rest of us, Kirishima?

manly man: i- i mean,,,

Edgelord: I respect that.

manly man: oh

manly man: good sksksk

detective pikachu: wow

detective pikachu: imagine having a separate gc without me in it

detective pikachu: kirishima can relate ://

manly man: BRO PLS

detective pikachu: :////

Edgelord: Kaminari we literally have a chat just for the band.

froppy: haha exposed

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: fuck that chat I keep getting kicked out of it cause you guys suck

detective pikachu: bakugou you leave that chat all the time anyway-

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: okay and

small might: whats happening

uravity: bakugou is being dramatic and some Unnamed Girls are being gay again

small might: ah so the usual then

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: bitch

small might: yes

pinky: okay its done

pinky: theyre texting and jirou is Screaming

hide-and-seek: so that’s what I was hearing

froppy: momo is so red please

small might: WAITWATIWAIT

small might: IS THIS

uravity: YES

small might: AH

freezer burn: is everything okay

small might: YES

uravity: omg deku do u know what this means

small might: wh

small might: wait

uravity: ur next ;)

small might: oh god no

small might: pls

freezer burn: Midoriya should I be concerned for your safety

small might: y e s

freezer burn: oh

freezer burn: f

small might: todoroki pLEASE

pinky: IVE DONE IT AGAIN GUYS

pinky: MINA, MATCHMAKING QUEEN

air pods: u diDNT DO ANYTHING

pinky: YES I DID

creati: jirou it’s okay sksksks

air pods: f i n e

air pods: ashido cant take all the credit tho smh

manly man: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWOOOO

detective pikachu: OH SHIT

detective pikachu: JIROU MY FELLOW BICON

air pods: god

detective pikachu: DID U FINALLY GET THE GIRL OF UR DREAMS

air pods: SHUT UPOIJHGGFDFX

creati: this is so cute

air pods: MOMO PLS

small might: OH MY GOD

air pods: im This Close to blocking all of u

freezer burn: oh

freezer burn: yaomomo finally got with jirou

freezer burn: I stan

exhaustion: I hate all of you

manly man: shinsou we’re CELEBRATING

octopus: a win for the gays

air pods: u too shoji I cant believe this

creati: jirou

air pods: yea,,,

creati: <3

air pods: hhhimgay

freezer burn: mood

manly man: mood @ bakugou

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: fucking mood

small might: hh mood

uravity: mood @ tsu <3

froppy: mood @ ochaco <3

SPARKLES: MOOD

flex tape: o mood

pinky: M O O D

detective pikachu: mood

IIDA: mood?

octopus: mood

Edgelord: mood.

hide-and-seek: mood

tailman: mood

exhausted: mood but also shut the fuck up

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uravity: what’s everyone’s biggest dream??

tailman: im gonna guess midoriya’s is “become #1”

small might: become a pro!!

tailman: close enough

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: become number one FUCK YOU DEKU

small might: we

IIDA: I want to become an amazing hero like my brother!

froppy: become an actual frog

uravity: tsu,,,

froppy: yes :)

uravity: ur doing amazing sweetie ily

froppy: <3

air pods: thats gay

air pods: and my biggest dream is to become more famous than kaminari

detective pikachu: hEY

detective pikachu: no

detective pikachu: anyway mine’s to find love :D

flex tape: in a hopeless place?

pinky: NSMDSDSKJDK

detective pikachu: I mean-

manly man: I wanna inspire kids everywhere and to become super manly!!

flex tape: thats so pure actually

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: youre already super manly though smh

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: wait this is the group chat

manly man: :’)

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT UP

pinky: he didn’t say anything-

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: SHUT. UP.

small might: skjsksjskj

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: FUCK YOU

Edgelord: my biggest dream is to kill god.

freezer burn: mine’s to punch my dad in the face

exhausted: my biggest dream?

exhausted: to enter the void

uravity: oh okay

octopus: are

octopus: are you guys okay

exhausted: no

Edgelord: no.

freezer burn: no

uravity: o h o k a y

detective pikacu: my furby’s biggest dream is to become immortal :)

hide-and-seek: no offense kaminari but What

exhausted: yes offense: what the fuck

tailman: I forgot you had that thing omg

freezer burn: kaminari on the subject of your furby can I ask why it was in the hallway at 2am

freezer burn: I almost burned the dorms down because it spoke to me

detective pikachu: NSDSDSKJDSKJ IM SORRY

creati: so that’s what that smoke smell was,,,

small might: todoroki omg are u okay tho??

freezer burn: oh I’m fine

freezer burn: it was just

freezer burn: startling

detective pikachu: wait no ive changed my mind

air pods: pls tell me ur throwing that stupid furby out

detective pikachu: nEVER

detective pikachu: anyway my new dream is to raid area 51

pinky: NMSDNSKDJSL

air pods: YE S

IIDA: That sounds… unwise.

flex tape: u spelled FUCKING AWESOME wrong

IIDA: No I didn’t?

small might: ok guys whos distracting the guards and whos breaking the aliens out

IIDA: Midoriya please.

freezer burn: I can freeze the guards

IIDA: Todoroki… please.

small might: I knew I could count on u todoroki

freezer burn: :)

hide-and-seek: omg I think thats todorokis first emoticon

uravity: oop-

small might: uraraka no

uravity: : )

small might: ANWYA

exhausted: illiterate bitch

small might: D:

small might: a n y w a y ill break the aliens out

manly man: dude thats so manly of u

tailman: is area 51 even real

tailman: like???? does it actually have aliens???

detective pikachu: yes

flex tape: yes

pinky: yes thats where I came from

froppy: SDKJSKJDKL

uravity: MINA SDKSJDKLD

freezer burn: wait really

froppy: todoroki-

freezer burn: it’s a genuine question

KING EXPLOSION MURDER: youre all so fucking stupid