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Private Chat: Kookiebear and Jinniebear

Kookiebear: hyung
Kookiebear: hyung
Kookiebear: jin hyung
Kookiebear: HYUUUUUUNG
Kookiebear: JINNIE HYUNG
Kookiebear: hyung i can see you reading this
Kookiebear: answer meeeee
Kookiebear: hyuuuuuung

Jinniebear: what???
Jinniebear: youre literally sitting across from me
Jinniebear: just talk to me outloud???

Kookiebear: hehe ^.^ well u see
Kookiebear: i cant do that

Jinniebear: uh????
Jinniebear: why not????

Kookiebear: hyungie whos the guy working the counter???

Jinniebear: what? you mean yoongi?

Kookiebear: is yoongi the cute blonde refilling that guys coffee?

Jinniebear: sigh
Jinniebear: yes

Kookiebear: then yes i mean yoongi

Jinniebear: kookiebear you really have to stop crushing on my employees it makes it really hard to keep them on after they reject you

Kookiebear: i am not CRUSHING on him !!!
Kookiebear: he is cute though uwu

Jinniebear: dear lord

Kookiebear: that wasnt whAT I MEANT THO
Kookiebear: i just think i saw him the other day with my old tutor

Jinniebear: you mean the cute one with dimples?? the medical intern??

Kookiebear: now whose crushing hyungie

Jinniebear: oi brat
Jinniebear: dont make me tell mum it was you who downloaded all that porn on the family computer when you were 11

Kookiebear: YOU WOULDNT

Jinniebear: then dont insinuate i have a crush ever again. your tutor wasnt really my type.

Kookiebear: U INSINUMATED FIRST

Jinniebear: where the fuck did u get that m from

Kookiebear: THSI IS WHY I NEEDED A TUTOR

Jinniebear: so why do you care about yoongi?

Kookiebear: i was just curious hyung

Jinniebear: mhm sure.
Jinniebear: whatever you say bby
Jinniebear: i believe you

Kookiebear: no srslyyyy hyung
Kookiebear: you know im into tae anyway?
Kookiebear: i was actually more wondering if he knew how joon was?? because they looked quite close…

Jinniebear: so its 'joon’ youre crushing on???
Jinniebear: inch arresting

Kookiebear: BOI I JUST SAID

Jinniebear: ik ik look can we talk,,, like face to face now??? because i have to go back to work in like 2 minutes

Kookiebear: you literally own the diner

Jinniebear: SO I HAVE TO MAKE A GOOD EXAMPLE BRAT

Kookiebear: yeah yeah wtv

~°~

“Speak out loud now, brat.” Seokjin said as he received another text from his little brother “ we're not talking about it anymore so just tell what else you're doing today?”

Jungkook smiled at his brother, face a little flushed in embarrassment at Seokjin calling him out for asking about his employee. “Oh, I have dance class with Hobi and Jimin after this, then I'm probably just gonna hang out at Tae's so I won't be home until later tonight…”

“Translation: you're probably going to play overwatch with Tae for so long, you'll fall asleep there and I won't see you until my break time tomorrow.”

Jungkook grinned. He grabbed a chip from the plate between them and stood up, winking at Seokjin as he went. “Don’t wait up, Jinniebear.”

Seokjin just shook his head in return, smiling to himself as he cooked up a sly plan in his head.

~°~

LordJinsus has created a chat.
LordJinsus has named the chat ‘Da Boiz’
LordJinsus has added Yoongi, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook to the chat.
LordJinsus has changed Yoongi to yoons
LordJinsus has changed Jimin to chimchim
LordJinsus has changed Taehyung to taebae
LordJinsus has changed Jungkook to musclekook

'The Boiz’ : 5 Participants.

LordJinsus: Sup Boiz!

yoons: tf is this

LordJinsus: iI couldn’t be bothered to text you all separately so I created a groupchat!

musclekook: thats,,, an awful idea hyung

LordJinsus: Shut it brat. I didn’t raise you to be these rude.

musclekook: you didn’t raise me at all! Our parents did! You’re my brother not my mum!

LordJinsus: The. dis. re. Spect.

chimchim: well, i think this is a great idea!

musclekook: mmmmyeah imma need you to not be a kiss ass park.

chimchim: i dont kiss ass tyvm, men kiss mine.

Yoons: i,,, did not need to know that wtf.

chimchim: you dont want some? ;)

yoons: first of all im pretty sure im your hyung, bro
yoons: second of all i dont want any of what youre selling.

musclekook: i think i just fell in love.

yoons: well fall back out again tf.

chimchim: smh youre all boring me

taebae: hello???
taebae: what is this hyung?

LordJinsus: hello sweetpea!!!
LordJinsus: hows my precious boy?

chimchim: the blatant favouritism still upsets me.

LordJinsus: quiet you

chimchim: :((((

taebae: Im alright hyung :) just woke up from a long ass nap, while kook makes us dinner
taebae: Still confused ngl

musclekook: oh! Hyung added us all in the same groupchat to tell us,,,
musclekook: well he still hasn’t told us that yet

LordJinsus: oh yeah!!!
LordJinsus: im celebrating the diner's 3rd anniversary next week !!!

yoons: thats it?
yoons: thats ur big announcement?

LordJinsus: well no, i wanted all of your help in planning an event for it???

musclekook: thats a hard pass

yoons: i agree with muscles over there

musclekook: jungkook.

yoons: bless you.
yoons: why am i the only employee here?

LordJinsus: ive decided this is a great time for you to meet my brother and his two friends - the rest of the staff have already known them for years.
LordJinsus: i was also kind of hoping you would run the night.

yoons: me?
yoons: you sure about that?

musclekook: yeah r u sure hyung?

yoons: whats that supposed to mean muscles?

musclekook: JUNGKOOK

yoons: BLESS YOU
yoons: why does he keep saying that?

chimchim: its…. his name….?

yoons: oh right

chimchim: srsly hyung u want this genius running your event?

LordJinsus: deathly sure

chimchim: if u say so hyungie

taebae: oh a party!!!!
taebae: that sounds exciting!!!
taebae: but you havent really given a lot of time for us to plan it???
taebae: oh but im so happy!!!!

musclekook: can confirm that hes currently jumping on the sofa as he types

LordJinsus: hes so precious im

chimchim: i know hyung
chimchim: i know

yoons: not to disrupt this...uh
yoons: preciousness
yoons: as much as i love being at a party alone with people i dont know
yoons: can i invite my best friend and his boyfriend

LordJinsus: oh of course you can!!!
LordJinsus: in fact invite them in here maybe they can help us
LordJinsus: maybe we'll even know them
LordJinsus: hahahahahahahaha

~°~

Private Chat: Kookiebear and Jinniebear

Kookiebear: what are you doing
Kookiebear: is this some weird plot to see if he'll add namjoon to the chat?
Kookiebear: thats desperate even for you hyung

Jinniebear: i thought you wanted to know how he is???
Jinniebear: does that not mean youre interested?

Kookiebear: hyungie NO

Jinniebear:
Jinniebear: oopsies?

Kookiebear: you're a fucking idiot

Jinniebear: excuse you?

Kookiebear: you're a fucking idiot, HYUNG.

Jinniebear: thank you.

~°~

‘The Boiz’ : 5 Participants

yoons: i guess i could?
yoons: idk how good theyd be at planning things theyre kinda stupid

taebae: gasp
taebae: thats mean hyung you cant say that!!!

yoons: im sorry?

taebae: apology accepted

yoons: that wasnt…
yoons: yk what never mind.
yoons: im just gonna add them

yoons has added Namjoon and Hoseok
yoons has changed Namjoon to joonie
yoons has changed Hoseok to hobi

hobi: ????

joonie: Yoongi ???
joonie: You have friends other than us?

hobi: i am: shocked.

chimchim: hobi hyung?

hobi: jimin??? is that you???

chimchim: OH MYG OD HOBIIIII
chimchim: JUNGKOOK ITS HOBI

hobi: kooks here too??

musclekook: hi hyung! sorry,,, uh me and tae are eating.

taebae: hi hobi! you know yoongi hyung?

hobi: hes the best friend of the boyfriend ive been telling you about!
hobi: speaking of
hobi: joonie these are my dancing students and their friends
hobi: guys this is joonie.

yoons: they cant see each other dumbass
yoons: i can see you making gestures across the room

LordJinsus: GREAT IDEA YOONGI

musclekook: what….idea…?

LordJinsus: we should send pics so we know what we all look like
LordJinsus: i'll go first become im the most handsome and will set the standards high

musclekook: definitely not at all self centered hyung

LordJinsus: hi im kim seokjin im 26 and i own a diner. this groupchat was made because i want all of you to help me plan a party for the diners 3rd anniversary

LordJinsus: 

musclekook: thats really the selfie ur going for?

chimchim: you look really handsome hyung!!!

musclekook: cough kissass cough

chimchim: that doesnt work through texts idiot

LordJinsus: thank you chim! youre so sweet

~°~

Private Chat: kook and chim

chim: when i say i want him to bend me over the kitchen counter and fuck me into the 7th dimension i really do mean it kook

kook: dude fuck off thats my brother
kook: i dont wanna think of him like that

chim: im in love
chim: i really am

kook: then do something about it??

chim: and risk looking like an idiot? no way!!

kook: sigh

~°~

‘The Boiz’: 7 Participants

yoons: idek how to react to that

taebae: you look great hyung!
taebae: so handsome!

LordJinsus: thank you my precious baby
LordJinsus: always so nice to me!!

chimchim: what about me?!

LordJinsus: who?

chimchim: i-

musclekook: ANYGAYS
musclekook: i'll go next uwu

yoons: dont ever do that again

musclekook: uwu?

yoons: no

taebae: uwu?

chimchim: uwu?

yoons: dear lord pls

LordJinsus: uwu?

yoons: its not even a word

joonie: uwu?

hobi: uwu?

yoons: NOT YOU GUYS TOO I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT

musclekook: uwu.

taebae: maybe uwu will be our always

yoons: ALRIGHT MUSCLES WILL YOU JUST SEND YOUR DAMN INTRODUCTION

musclekook: MY NAME IS FUCKING JUNG. KOOK.

hobi: wow thats quite an aggressive introduction

yoons: ikr?? whats with the yelling jungkook?

musclekook: OH SO NOW YOU CALL ME BY THE RIGHT NAME

yoons: yeah?? you just introduced urself??

taebae: jungkook let it go pls

chimchim: just carry on with ur intro im getting a headache.

LordJinsus: you are??? do you need help???

chimchim: oh uh, no, jinnie im fine

musclekook: as much as i love watching u 2 try to flirt

chimchim: flirting???? me???? never????

~°~

Private Chat: kook and chim

chim: shut the fuck up kook or istg ill tell tae u like him

kook: S I G H

kook: F I N E

~°~

Da Boiz’: 7 Participants

musclekook: anygays

joonie: anyways*

musclekook: i said what i said
musclekook: im jungkook, im 21 and a film student uhhh oh and sometimes i help jin out at the diner if theres a function going on. Jins my older brother btw

musclekook: 

taebae: lookin hot fren

chimchim: damn boy did u srsly just take that bc DAMN u look good

taebae: he totally didnt just take it im sittin right next to him

LordJinsus: baby bro do u srsly have a whole ass selfie on standby for if someone needs to see a pic of u??

musclekook: no!!!! i just took it this morning!!!

joonie: hey wait…
joonie: didnt i tutor you in high school?

musclekook: hehe yeah
musclekook: hey namjoonie hyung how are you?

joonie: im good!!!! its nice to hear from you again!

hobi: wait joonie you know kook too?

joonie: yeah i didnt realise the jungkook you were talking about was the same guy im shook

yoons: you look good

musclekook: uhhhh
musclekook: thanks?

yoons: im still gon call u muscles tho.

musclekook: sigh
musclekook: i guess i gotta accept it

chimchim: ILL GO NEXT
chimchim: im park jimin im 22 and im a dance student. im best friends with kook and tae and i like warm hugs

chimchim: 

taebae: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND
taebae: YOU'RE MY HOT BEST FRIEND

musclekook: nice pic i guess

hobi: my favourite dance student back at it again with looking mighty fine

musclekook: what about me?

hobi: i cant read suddenly idk

LordJinsus: ur cute chimchim

chimchim: hehe thanks hyungie

~°~

Private Chat : kook and chim

kook: obvious much?

chim: kook i swear to all that is holy

kook: im just pointing it out jeez

~°~

Da Boiz’ : 7 Participants

hobi: oh oh can i go next

LordJinsus: sure thing, you guys are the ones that are joining the group anyway

hobi: oh im so excited
hobi: okok
hobi: im jung hoseok but you can call me hobi everyone else does. im a dance instructor newly graduated from university and namjoon and i have been dating for 3 years hehe
hobi:

joonie: beautiful as always babe

hobi: oh stop it you hehe

yoons: god we get it ur in love

musclekook: hey now dont be bitter

taebae: yeah hyung ur jealousy is showing

musclekook: nice

taebae: thanks bb

chimchim: ignoring whatever type of three way flirting that is…
chimchim: u look cute hyung

LordJinsus: not as cute as me obviously
LordJinsus: but still pretty damn cute

hobi: thanks i think?
hobi: joonie you go next baby!

joonie: oh uh
joonie: ok then!!!
joonie: im kim namjoon im 23 and im a medical intern / student and im happily in love with hobi
joonie: 

chimchim: u!!!!!

taebae: are!!!!!

jungkook: fucking!!!!!

LordJinsus: adorable!!!!!

yoons:
yoons: did yall fucking plan that???

hobi: theyre right tho baby ur the cutest :((

joonie: oh im
joonie: not
joonie: but thank you guys for being so nice :)

chimchim: adoarable!!!!!

yoons: im getting this over with
yoons: im min yoongi im 24 and i work for seokjin hyung and trust me when i say my job is the only reason im still here.
yoons: 

chimchim: wow hyung u look so smol

taebae: you
taebae: i
taebae: yes

~°~

Jimin is Tiny ’: 3 Participants

blossom: you doing okay there tae bae

bubbles: JUNGKOOK

buttercup: what did i do

bubbles: a WARNING THAT HES HOT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT

buttercup: y-you think hes hot

bubbles: DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE

buttercup: yh
buttercup: u rite

~°~

Private Chat: kook and chim

chim: kook…
chim: he didnt mean it like that…

kook its fine chim
kook: dont even sweat it
kook: not like tae could ever like me back anyway

chim: thats not true!!!

kook: it is and its fine

chim: kook :((((

~°~

'Da Boiz’ : 7 Participants

musclekook: you look pretty good hyung

yoons: whatever
yoons: can the last person just send their pic so i can nap im tired of this

taebae: oh thats me ;)
taebae: wassup im jared, 19

musclekook: sksksksksk tae pls

yoons: wait rly? ur so young???
yoons: and whys everyone calling u tae if ur called jared?

musclekook: sorry grandpa
musclekook: havent you heard of vine??

yoons: what has plants got to do with this????

LordJinsus: yoongi chill! theyre referencing a viral video
LordJinsus: his name isnt really jared
LordJinsus: tae do it properly this time

taebae: alright alright
taebae: hey im taehyung, 22, fashion and design student and im best friends with jimin and jungkook
taebae: 

yoons: oh

~°~

‘yoongis only friends ’: 3 Participants

nam: you okay there bud

yoon: i just

ho: its okay just let it out

yoon: HOW CAN JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG BE BEST FRIENDS AND BOTH BE EXTREMELY FUCKING HOT?!?!! DID YOU SEE THEIR PICS IM REALLY FUCKING GO THROUGH IT YOU GUYS THEYRE SO PRETTY IM :((((( HOW DARE THEY BE SO BEAUTIFUL! ITS!!!! NOT!!!! FAIR!!!! ALSO DID U NOTICE THAT TAEHYUNG CALLED JUNGKOKOK “BB” ???? THEYRE TOTALLY BOYFRIENDS!!!! THAT MAKES EVERYTHING 10000 TIMES SADDER FOR ME

nam: welp
nam: this is gonna be interesting