Private Chat: Kookiebear and Jinniebear
Kookiebear: jin hyung
Kookiebear: JINNIE HYUNG
Kookiebear: hyung i can see you reading this
Kookiebear: answer meeeee
Jinniebear: youre literally sitting across from me
Jinniebear: just talk to me outloud???
Kookiebear: hehe ^.^ well u see
Kookiebear: i cant do that
Jinniebear: why not????
Kookiebear: hyungie whos the guy working the counter???
Jinniebear: what? you mean yoongi?
Kookiebear: is yoongi the cute blonde refilling that guys coffee?
Kookiebear: then yes i mean yoongi
Jinniebear: kookiebear you really have to stop crushing on my employees it makes it really hard to keep them on after they reject you
Kookiebear: i am not CRUSHING on him !!!
Kookiebear: he is cute though uwu
Jinniebear: dear lord
Kookiebear: that wasnt whAT I MEANT THO
Kookiebear: i just think i saw him the other day with my old tutor
Jinniebear: you mean the cute one with dimples?? the medical intern??
Kookiebear: now whose crushing hyungie
Jinniebear: oi brat
Jinniebear: dont make me tell mum it was you who downloaded all that porn on the family computer when you were 11
Kookiebear: YOU WOULDNT
Jinniebear: then dont insinuate i have a crush ever again. your tutor wasnt really my type.
Kookiebear: U INSINUMATED FIRST
Jinniebear: where the fuck did u get that m from
Kookiebear: THSI IS WHY I NEEDED A TUTOR
Jinniebear: so why do you care about yoongi?
Kookiebear: i was just curious hyung
Jinniebear: mhm sure.
Jinniebear: whatever you say bby
Jinniebear: i believe you
Kookiebear: no srslyyyy hyung
Kookiebear: you know im into tae anyway?
Kookiebear: i was actually more wondering if he knew how joon was?? because they looked quite close…
Jinniebear: so its 'joon’ youre crushing on???
Jinniebear: inch arresting
Kookiebear: BOI I JUST SAID
Jinniebear: ik ik look can we talk,,, like face to face now??? because i have to go back to work in like 2 minutes
Kookiebear: you literally own the diner
Jinniebear: SO I HAVE TO MAKE A GOOD EXAMPLE BRAT
Kookiebear: yeah yeah wtv
“Speak out loud now, brat.” Seokjin said as he received another text from his little brother “ we're not talking about it anymore so just tell what else you're doing today?”
Jungkook smiled at his brother, face a little flushed in embarrassment at Seokjin calling him out for asking about his employee. “Oh, I have dance class with Hobi and Jimin after this, then I'm probably just gonna hang out at Tae's so I won't be home until later tonight…”
“Translation: you're probably going to play overwatch with Tae for so long, you'll fall asleep there and I won't see you until my break time tomorrow.”
Jungkook grinned. He grabbed a chip from the plate between them and stood up, winking at Seokjin as he went. “Don’t wait up, Jinniebear.”
Seokjin just shook his head in return, smiling to himself as he cooked up a sly plan in his head.
LordJinsus has created a chat.
LordJinsus has named the chat ‘Da Boiz’
LordJinsus has added Yoongi, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook to the chat.
LordJinsus has changed Yoongi to yoons
LordJinsus has changed Jimin to chimchim
LordJinsus has changed Taehyung to taebae
LordJinsus has changed Jungkook to musclekook
'The Boiz’ : 5 Participants.
LordJinsus: Sup Boiz!
yoons: tf is this
LordJinsus: iI couldn’t be bothered to text you all separately so I created a groupchat!
musclekook: thats,,, an awful idea hyung
LordJinsus: Shut it brat. I didn’t raise you to be these rude.
musclekook: you didn’t raise me at all! Our parents did! You’re my brother not my mum!
LordJinsus: The. dis. re. Spect.
chimchim: well, i think this is a great idea!
musclekook: mmmmyeah imma need you to not be a kiss ass park.
chimchim: i dont kiss ass tyvm, men kiss mine.
Yoons: i,,, did not need to know that wtf.
chimchim: you dont want some? ;)
yoons: first of all im pretty sure im your hyung, bro
yoons: second of all i dont want any of what youre selling.
musclekook: i think i just fell in love.
yoons: well fall back out again tf.
chimchim: smh youre all boring me
taebae: what is this hyung?
LordJinsus: hello sweetpea!!!
LordJinsus: hows my precious boy?
chimchim: the blatant favouritism still upsets me.
LordJinsus: quiet you
taebae: Im alright hyung :) just woke up from a long ass nap, while kook makes us dinner
taebae: Still confused ngl
musclekook: oh! Hyung added us all in the same groupchat to tell us,,,
musclekook: well he still hasn’t told us that yet
LordJinsus: oh yeah!!!
LordJinsus: im celebrating the diner's 3rd anniversary next week !!!
yoons: thats it?
yoons: thats ur big announcement?
LordJinsus: well no, i wanted all of your help in planning an event for it???
musclekook: thats a hard pass
yoons: i agree with muscles over there
yoons: bless you.
yoons: why am i the only employee here?
LordJinsus: ive decided this is a great time for you to meet my brother and his two friends - the rest of the staff have already known them for years.
LordJinsus: i was also kind of hoping you would run the night.
yoons: you sure about that?
musclekook: yeah r u sure hyung?
yoons: whats that supposed to mean muscles?
yoons: BLESS YOU
yoons: why does he keep saying that?
chimchim: its…. his name….?
yoons: oh right
chimchim: srsly hyung u want this genius running your event?
LordJinsus: deathly sure
chimchim: if u say so hyungie
taebae: oh a party!!!!
taebae: that sounds exciting!!!
taebae: but you havent really given a lot of time for us to plan it???
taebae: oh but im so happy!!!!
musclekook: can confirm that hes currently jumping on the sofa as he types
LordJinsus: hes so precious im
chimchim: i know hyung
chimchim: i know
yoons: not to disrupt this...uh
yoons: as much as i love being at a party alone with people i dont know
yoons: can i invite my best friend and his boyfriend
LordJinsus: oh of course you can!!!
LordJinsus: in fact invite them in here maybe they can help us
LordJinsus: maybe we'll even know them
Private Chat: Kookiebear and Jinniebear
Kookiebear: what are you doing
Kookiebear: is this some weird plot to see if he'll add namjoon to the chat?
Kookiebear: thats desperate even for you hyung
Jinniebear: i thought you wanted to know how he is???
Jinniebear: does that not mean youre interested?
Kookiebear: hyungie NO
Kookiebear: you're a fucking idiot
Jinniebear: excuse you?
Kookiebear: you're a fucking idiot, HYUNG.
Jinniebear: thank you.
‘The Boiz’ : 5 Participants
yoons: i guess i could?
yoons: idk how good theyd be at planning things theyre kinda stupid
taebae: thats mean hyung you cant say that!!!
yoons: im sorry?
taebae: apology accepted
yoons: that wasnt…
yoons: yk what never mind.
yoons: im just gonna add them
yoons has added Namjoon and Hoseok
yoons has changed Namjoon to joonie
yoons has changed Hoseok to hobi
joonie: Yoongi ???
joonie: You have friends other than us?
hobi: i am: shocked.
chimchim: hobi hyung?
hobi: jimin??? is that you???
chimchim: OH MYG OD HOBIIIII
chimchim: JUNGKOOK ITS HOBI
hobi: kooks here too??
musclekook: hi hyung! sorry,,, uh me and tae are eating.
taebae: hi hobi! you know yoongi hyung?
hobi: hes the best friend of the boyfriend ive been telling you about!
hobi: speaking of
hobi: joonie these are my dancing students and their friends
hobi: guys this is joonie.
yoons: they cant see each other dumbass
yoons: i can see you making gestures across the room
LordJinsus: GREAT IDEA YOONGI
LordJinsus: we should send pics so we know what we all look like
LordJinsus: i'll go first become im the most handsome and will set the standards high
musclekook: definitely not at all self centered hyung
LordJinsus: hi im kim seokjin im 26 and i own a diner. this groupchat was made because i want all of you to help me plan a party for the diners 3rd anniversary
musclekook: thats really the selfie ur going for?
chimchim: you look really handsome hyung!!!
musclekook: cough kissass cough
chimchim: that doesnt work through texts idiot
LordJinsus: thank you chim! youre so sweet
Private Chat: kook and chim
chim: when i say i want him to bend me over the kitchen counter and fuck me into the 7th dimension i really do mean it kook
kook: dude fuck off thats my brother
kook: i dont wanna think of him like that
chim: im in love
chim: i really am
kook: then do something about it??
chim: and risk looking like an idiot? no way!!
‘The Boiz’: 7 Participants
yoons: idek how to react to that
taebae: you look great hyung!
taebae: so handsome!
LordJinsus: thank you my precious baby
LordJinsus: always so nice to me!!
chimchim: what about me?!
musclekook: i'll go next uwu
yoons: dont ever do that again
yoons: dear lord pls
yoons: its not even a word
yoons: NOT YOU GUYS TOO I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT
taebae: maybe uwu will be our always
yoons: ALRIGHT MUSCLES WILL YOU JUST SEND YOUR DAMN INTRODUCTION
musclekook: MY NAME IS FUCKING JUNG. KOOK.
hobi: wow thats quite an aggressive introduction
yoons: ikr?? whats with the yelling jungkook?
musclekook: OH SO NOW YOU CALL ME BY THE RIGHT NAME
yoons: yeah?? you just introduced urself??
taebae: jungkook let it go pls
chimchim: just carry on with ur intro im getting a headache.
LordJinsus: you are??? do you need help???
chimchim: oh uh, no, jinnie im fine
musclekook: as much as i love watching u 2 try to flirt
chimchim: flirting???? me???? never????
Private Chat: kook and chim
chim: shut the fuck up kook or istg ill tell tae u like him
kook: S I G H
kook: F I N E
‘Da Boiz’: 7 Participants
musclekook: i said what i said
musclekook: im jungkook, im 21 and a film student uhhh oh and sometimes i help jin out at the diner if theres a function going on. Jins my older brother btw
taebae: lookin hot fren
chimchim: damn boy did u srsly just take that bc DAMN u look good
taebae: he totally didnt just take it im sittin right next to him
LordJinsus: baby bro do u srsly have a whole ass selfie on standby for if someone needs to see a pic of u??
musclekook: no!!!! i just took it this morning!!!
joonie: hey wait…
joonie: didnt i tutor you in high school?
musclekook: hehe yeah
musclekook: hey namjoonie hyung how are you?
joonie: im good!!!! its nice to hear from you again!
hobi: wait joonie you know kook too?
joonie: yeah i didnt realise the jungkook you were talking about was the same guy im shook
yoons: you look good
yoons: im still gon call u muscles tho.
musclekook: i guess i gotta accept it
chimchim: ILL GO NEXT
chimchim: im park jimin im 22 and im a dance student. im best friends with kook and tae and i like warm hugs
taebae: EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND
taebae: YOU'RE MY HOT BEST FRIEND
musclekook: nice pic i guess
hobi: my favourite dance student back at it again with looking mighty fine
musclekook: what about me?
hobi: i cant read suddenly idk
LordJinsus: ur cute chimchim
chimchim: hehe thanks hyungie
Private Chat : kook and chim
kook: obvious much?
chim: kook i swear to all that is holy
kook: im just pointing it out jeez
‘Da Boiz’ : 7 Participants
hobi: oh oh can i go next
LordJinsus: sure thing, you guys are the ones that are joining the group anyway
hobi: oh im so excited
hobi: im jung hoseok but you can call me hobi everyone else does. im a dance instructor newly graduated from university and namjoon and i have been dating for 3 years hehe
joonie: beautiful as always babe
hobi: oh stop it you hehe
yoons: god we get it ur in love
musclekook: hey now dont be bitter
taebae: yeah hyung ur jealousy is showing
taebae: thanks bb
chimchim: ignoring whatever type of three way flirting that is…
chimchim: u look cute hyung
LordJinsus: not as cute as me obviously
LordJinsus: but still pretty damn cute
hobi: thanks i think?
hobi: joonie you go next baby!
joonie: oh uh
joonie: ok then!!!
joonie: im kim namjoon im 23 and im a medical intern / student and im happily in love with hobi
yoons: did yall fucking plan that???
hobi: theyre right tho baby ur the cutest :((
joonie: oh im
joonie: but thank you guys for being so nice :)
yoons: im getting this over with
yoons: im min yoongi im 24 and i work for seokjin hyung and trust me when i say my job is the only reason im still here.
chimchim: wow hyung u look so smol
‘Jimin is Tiny ’: 3 Participants
blossom: you doing okay there tae bae
buttercup: what did i do
bubbles: a WARNING THAT HES HOT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT
buttercup: y-you think hes hot
bubbles: DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE
buttercup: u rite
Private Chat: kook and chim
chim: he didnt mean it like that…
kook its fine chim
kook: dont even sweat it
kook: not like tae could ever like me back anyway
chim: thats not true!!!
kook: it is and its fine
chim: kook :((((
'Da Boiz’ : 7 Participants
musclekook: you look pretty good hyung
yoons: can the last person just send their pic so i can nap im tired of this
taebae: oh thats me ;)
taebae: wassup im jared, 19
musclekook: sksksksksk tae pls
yoons: wait rly? ur so young???
yoons: and whys everyone calling u tae if ur called jared?
musclekook: sorry grandpa
musclekook: havent you heard of vine??
yoons: what has plants got to do with this????
LordJinsus: yoongi chill! theyre referencing a viral video
LordJinsus: his name isnt really jared
LordJinsus: tae do it properly this time
taebae: alright alright
taebae: hey im taehyung, 22, fashion and design student and im best friends with jimin and jungkook
‘yoongis only friends ’: 3 Participants
nam: you okay there bud
yoon: i just
ho: its okay just let it out
yoon: HOW CAN JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG BE BEST FRIENDS AND BOTH BE EXTREMELY FUCKING HOT?!?!! DID YOU SEE THEIR PICS IM REALLY FUCKING GO THROUGH IT YOU GUYS THEYRE SO PRETTY IM :((((( HOW DARE THEY BE SO BEAUTIFUL! ITS!!!! NOT!!!! FAIR!!!! ALSO DID U NOTICE THAT TAEHYUNG CALLED JUNGKOKOK “BB” ???? THEYRE TOTALLY BOYFRIENDS!!!! THAT MAKES EVERYTHING 10000 TIMES SADDER FOR ME
nam: this is gonna be interesting