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  • ooooo ok ive had this in my drafts for a while

    • my favorite dabihawks au with dabi is touya is when they’re childhood friends
    • like; they knew each other in high school 
    • and then after dabi runs away hawks doesn’t see him again 
    • until he joins the league undercover
    • and they have a tearful reunion
    • nah its more like “hello dabi i am definitely a villain- wait …. tou-” “nope
    • dabi doesn’t believe for a second that he actually wants to be a villain
    • bc he remembers how good he was
    • but he lets it go
    • bc he missed him
    • like but high school tho -
    • i know they probably didnt go to ua
    • bc I dont like the idea of hawks at ua
    • and dabi couldn’t have gone to ua cause people would actually know his name 
    • but like imagine them at 
    • shiketsu high
    • meeting for the first time
    • theyre in the same class
    • the teacher makes them introduce themselves
    • -“hi im hawks and im a government experiment bc i used to be neglected but then I saved my neighborhood when i was a kid from villains better than the pros could so the government took me in to cover it up and now im being trained to be the perfect pro hero” 
    • -“hi im touya and my father is an abusive dickhead obsessed with taking over all might as top hero and my mother is a literal angel but he abuses her too plus I have little siblings who im scared for and im either gonna run away out of self-preservation and help from afar or get my family out of this hellhole”
    • -”damn dude ur tragic backstory’s better then mine u have a lot of pity points”
    • -“thanks man yours was pretty nice too but u could have added a lil bit of spice to it yknow”
    • -“what does my precious dog have to die now”
    • -“ooh yeah that would have been just the right touch”
    • and from then on theyre in love
    • they are assholes to the teachers
    • like they are such dicks 
    • they spend the whole day at school either sleeping or throwing paper notes 
    • dabi folding paper airplanes labelled ‘hawks airlines’
    • he makes really good airplanes
    • like hes really good at it
    • like the teacher gets pissed and separates them after dabi makes hawks snort so hard 5 people in the front turn around
    • makes hawks sit in the front and sulk
    • and dabi folds airplanes
    • he throws one at hawks from the back 
    • the course was amazing like the plane flies so smoothly and hits hawks directly on his head
    • he picks it up
    • “u flew ur way right into my heart”
    • hawks is like all ‘is this a fucking challenge does he think he can pick-up line better than me I am the pick-up line master”
    • dabi asking hawks if he can think of any good ways to rebel against endeavor
    • “get a couple piercings”
    • “oh fuck yeah”
    • “what else uhhhh how about u smoke”
    • “.. holy fuck I love you man”
    • and thats how they end up getting suspended for a week for getting high on the school roof