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thing 2 invited thing 1 to gucci gang

thing 2 invited japan to gucci gang 

thing 2 invited breakin ankles to gucci gang 

thing 2 invited spill the tea to gucci gang

thing 2 invited pinkberry bitch to gucci gang

thing 2 invited soft queen to gucci gang

thing 2 invited future drug dealer to gucci gang

 

thing 2: welcome gucci gang

 

pinkberry bitch: literally perish jeremy

 

thing 2: damn okay brooke

 

thing 1: jake is doing fortnite dances and i want to kill myself

 

thing 1: rich come claim your man he just dabbed and i want to kill myself even more now

 

japan: michael you deal with him

 

thing 1: why me?

 

japan: BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS

 

thing 1: FRIENDS?

 

thing 1: I WAS MAKING OUT WITH HIM LIKE TEN SECONDS AGO

 

japan: THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD DEAL WITH HIM

 

japan: HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND TOO

 

soft queen: what did i just walk in on...

 

thing 2: rich and michael are fighting over who gets to stop jake from dabbing and doing fortnite dances

 

soft queen: i see

 

breakin ankles: MY LEGS MAY HAVE BEEN BROKEN ONCE 

 

breakin ankles: AND THAT WAS VERY SAD BECAUSE I WAS CRIPPLED

 

breakin ankles: BUT I AM THE DANCE MASTER

 

 spill the tea: wow jake...

 

spill the tea: that was

 

spill the tea: BeAuTiFuL

 

spill the tea: sO iNsPiRaTiOnAl

 

breakin ankles: i know jenna

 

future drug dealer: jake you're about as inspirational as soundcloud mumble rappers

 

breakin ankles: CHLOE

 

breakin ankles: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME

 

breakin ankles: SDKFJSLDKjfSLDKFJ:S

 

thing 1: jake has been typing very aggressively for like 3 minutes

 

thing 1: i'm scared

 

breakin ankles: what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on ai-quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in gorilla warfare and i'm the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you're fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

japan: please don't tell me you memorized that

 

breakin ankles: bitch i memorized it

 

future drug dealer: JAKE

 

future drug dealer: WHAT

 

future drug dealer: THE

 

future drug dealer: ACTUAL

 

future drug dealer: FUCK

 

breakin ankles: you got a problem here

 

future drug dealer: yeth

 

future drug dealer: as rich would say

 

japan: HEY FUCK YOU

 

japan: I'M SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY LISP

 

thing 2: aww babe your lisp is cute

 

japan: UGHUHDFKSDJFS

 

thing 1: the key smash is gay

 

japan: ur mom gay

 

thing 1: moms*

 

thing 1: i have two

 

thing 1: and you're not wrong

 

thing 1: WAIT

 

thing 1: PROM IS IN TWO WEEKS

 

thing 1: IM GONNA BE PROM QUEEN

 

thing 1: HELL YES

 

future drug dealer: WE SHOULD ALL GO ON A ROADTRIP WHEN WE GRADUATE

 

soft queen: YES

 

thing 1: CHLOE YOU ARE A GENIUS

 

thing 1: WAIT WHY THE FUCK IS JEREMY CRYING?

 

soft queen: WHAT?

 

soft queen: I WILL DROPKICK ANYONE WHO HURT MY BABY


pinkberry bitch: WOAH WHAT THE FUCK

 

pinkberry bitch: WAS THAT... CHRISTINE BEING AGGRESSIVE?

 

japan: so jeremy got kind of high (it's not my fault i swear) and i showed him an old picture of me and he started crying

 

breakin ankles: correction: jeremy is super fucking high and it's funny

 

thing 1: i leave... for two minutes

 

thing 1: and this is what happens

 

thing 2: RiCh iS sO bEaUtiFuL

 

thing 2: I cAnT

 

spill the tea: what the fuck is wrong with jeremy

 

japan: high

 

spill the tea: that explains it

 

thing 1: rich you better be filming this so we can embarrass him later

 

japan: oh i'm already one step ahead of you babe

 

thing 2: I

 

thing 2: THINK

 

thing 2: PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND IT SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL HAIL SATAN

 

thing 2: THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK

 

future drug dealer: BITCH GO OFF

 

future drug dealer: YES QUEEEEN

 

thing 1: i screenshotted that

 

breakin ankles: hey michael

 

breakin ankles: where is your moutain dew red?

 

thing 1: shit

 

thing 1: uh i think it's down in the basement somewhere

 

pinkberry bitch: i wonder if the squip could join the chat

 

thing 1: IF IT COULD I WOULD KICK IT OUT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAT

 

pinkberry bitch invited squip to gucci gang

 

squip: ur mom gay

 

squip left gucci gang

 

thing 1: rich is that you

 

japan: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

 

thing 2: HASAHHAShAKSHDAKSHDA

 

future drug dealer: DID JEREMY JUST HAVE A STROKE?

 

thing 2: yeth

 

thing 2: as rich would say

 

japan: whaT THE FUCK

 

japan: 2ND TIME TODAY TOO

 

japan: TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS