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ChIcKeN NuGgEtS

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4:30 pm

*trashetti has added MEDDIE, beevie, benny, Stan, billiam, and michelle to a chat*

*trashetti has named the chat ChIcKeN NuGgEtS*

 

ChIcKeN NuGgEtS

trashetti: wassup fuckers

MEDDIE: why

trashetti: cause I can, welcome to flavour town

Stan: This is how I enter my house.

beevie: this is how I enter my house

Stan: Why are you on my phone?

beevie: fuck you that’s why

trashetti: see Eds, they get me

Stan: Ew nevermind.

beevie: STAN! EKHDISDFKHF

billiam: good job stan you killed Bev.

beevie: I have risen from the deat to tell STAN that he better square up and I know where he lives

michelle: deat

benny: deat

billiam: deat

beevie: dead to me

Stan: I have no idea what you are talking about

MEDDIE: oh my god, what'd he do

michelle: you mean besides push and film Bev falling out of her chair during French?

Stan: Shush, Mike. What they don’t know won’t hurt them.

trashetti: can I have that video?

MEDDIE: you filmed her falling out of her chair?

Stan: Yes, it was hilarious. No, Richie, you can't. 

billiam: why

Stan: Blackmail isn't fun if everybody has it.

beevie: STAN! asfasdf

billiam: stan stop killing Bev

Stan: No.

michelle: stan's texts sound so threatening

benny: agreed

Stan: Good. Be afraid, very afraid.

benny: how can we be afraid of someone who sleeps with one of those pillow pet things?

Stan: BEN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

benny: WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG

billiam: the tea is boiling

MEDDIE: I will pay you $5 to never say that again

trashetti: aw, Eds, who knew that could get you so hot and bothered?

MEDDIE: 1. disgusting 2. not my name dickhead

michelle: young love at it's finest

MEDDIE: choke

beevie: guys? want to hear something strange? 

benny: sure?

beevie: I was walking down to my mailbox and G**** was sitting on the end of my driveway. why is G**** getting her germs on my property?

benny: why'd you block the rest of her name?

beevie: this chat is sacred, she is not, name BLOCKED

billiam: damn

MEDDIE: this chat is not sacred in the least, but I hate Greta soooooooo

Stan: The love is not in this chilli's tonight

michelle: oh god

billiam: stan did I ever tell you I love you?

MEDDIE: WHAT

billiam: wait that didn't... I meant... shit

beevie: good job, Billy

billiam: it was nice knowing all of you, my funeral is right now

Stan: Bet, joint funeral 

MEDDIE: press f to pay respects

trashetti: f

michelle: f

benny: f

beevie: f