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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

This sweet sinnamun bun gives gentle and loving aftercare.

He'll use some healing magic while giving his lover a message. He would also start a nice hot bath for the both of you. Cuddles and kisses.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Papyrus adores his beloveds body. He loves their waist and their chest, no matter the sex or gender.

He's proud of his entire body. V e r y proud of his skilled hands though.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Papyrus's cum is watery yet thick, its a soft glowing orange. Its also a bit fizzy like, a tad bit like popping candy. Faint taste of grapefruit and a tint of an aftertaste of mangoes.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He watched porn out of curiosity. Blame Sans for not wanting to educate him on intimacy when he asked. Now he’s a sinnamon bun.

He's semi into bondage and blindfolding his lover or having his lover do this on occasion.

He practiced on his magic, forming it into both sexes. Either one at a time or trying for both once hes got a hang of it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Not very experienced physically.

But he had learned by researching and porn. So a tiny bit experienced maybe. Also being intimate with him gets him even more experienced.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

His favorite positions so far are London Bridge, he loves how he can be close to his lover while holding onto their waist. Loves the fact he can control the pace in this position.

The Fall position too, loves how his lover’s legs are wrapped around him. He'll also hold onto their hands often in this position. He goes crazy because of how deep he can go.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

He takes sex and lovemaking seriously.

Its all about how it feels physically and how much they live and trust each other.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Papyrus is a clean freak.

But every now and then he'll like the appearance of his lover covered in his cum.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He is a passionate Monster through and through.

 V e r y enthusiastic too.

Sometimes he'll get lost in the moment.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)


Especially before he even started dating you and then during.

He masturbated to the porn and his imagination whenever he knew he could get away with it. Then masturbated to the thought of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Semi into bondage, pretty vanilla though. Tying their wrists above their head and blindfolding his lover.

Praise kink, giving and receiving.

Overstimulating his lover.

Filling them up with his m a g i c.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His or your bedroom. Or the bathroom and maybe even the kitchen are fine too.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Giving him a lot of nonstop praises works.

Also, wearing his scarf. Or anything that's in his closet.

Flirting with him will definitely get him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Being suggestive when Sans is near.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

H e l o v e s.

Giving and receiving, loves the feeling of you playing and or tasting his magic.

Loves tasting you.

Loves playing with you.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on how you both feel.

Love making is fast yet gentle and sensual. He wants to feel you. Wants you to feel him.

Sex is quick, deep, and a tad rough. Pulling out halfway then thrusting as deep as possible.


Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Sometimes, not often though. Maybe whenever before he goes to train.

Or before going out in public.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

None. He does not want Sans to see him being intimate with his lover. Doesn't want anyone to see him and his lover during intimacy at all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

After a couple of rounds.... O O F

He trains to be a royal guard so he has loads of stamina once his body and magic gets accustomed to the new sensations.

He can last a couple hours. Varies on how many hours.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Not for a while. But after a couple months or so, he gets curious and.

He loves using the vibrators on both him and his lover, the strap on vibrators and the mini vibrators.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease too often but he still does tease every now and then. Making his lover wait while he teases both of their most sensitive spots.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

At first he's quite, fearing on being heard by Sans or anyone else really.

But after a while he gets comfortable enough. He's pretty loud, moaning and panting. Giving praises and telling his lover how great they are.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He was pretty clumsy the first intimacy.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words.)

By the s t a r s...

His dick is at least 7'5 inches long; his girth is a bit thick but leans more towards the slim side. The head of his dick is flared and pointed. It also curved towards himself.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His drive is pretty high, but he’s not one that will want to have sex all the time.

Sure he loves the feeling of sex but its not all he thinks about.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Aftercare comes first.

Then after that's done, there's cuddles and small talks until his lover has fallen asleep. Its not long before he falls asleep.